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Pisces November 2017

While the fall season brings rainy days and colder weather, the logical response might seem like you should bundle up and stay indoors. However, there’s a great big world outside with much to be discovered. Pursue your curiosities Stoner Pisces. While the thought of retreating to the cozy and comfortable couch sounds appealing, you will find greater satisfaction if you explore your surroundings and take every opportunity to expand your horizons. It’s never a bad idea to start planning for future adventures. You may want to invest in a nice travel friendly piece, so you will be ready to toke whenever or wherever you wander. With all of the knowledge you are sure to acquire, your generous nature will prompt you to share all that you learn with those around you—which makes November the perfect time to grow your inner smoking circle.

While you are known to wear your emotions on your sleeve, remember that not everyone will be equally open with their feelings. Having this understanding of yourself will aid you in your interpersonal relationships. As long as you have patience when it comes to matters of the heart, you can expect your lover to repay you in kind. This may be the perfect time to try out various sativa dominant varieties of our favorite herb. While they can be uplifting, the extra boost to brain power will help you to dig even deeper into your inner workings. The best way to have understanding for others is if you first have understanding of yourself.

Pack up the pipe, sacred herb, and a change of clothes Stoner Pisces, and invite your closest partner in chronic to join you on your next adventure. Whether you embark upon the road trip you’ve been planning all year, or you simply escape to the coast for a quick overnight stay at the beach, your trip will satisfy your need for exploration as well as center you solidly in the middle of your newfound peace.

Virgo November 2017

Stoner Virgo be prepared to stay hydrated in November because your thirst for knowledge will be undeniable. The current planetary alignment will reward intellectual curiosity. Fly like a Jefferson Airplane, “Feed your head, feed your head.” Whether at work or in a personal passion, reward yourself by accepting this gift from the heavens. This passion for knowledge will expand opportunities professionally and personally.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Virgo. Gifts from the cosmos can also turn into burdens falling from the sky. This thirst for knowledge and to solve curious puzzles could spill into aspects of your personality you regularly struggle with. The analytical and logical nature of the stoner Virgo can lead to paralysis by analysis. During this intellectually curious period you will be more likely to overanalyze trivial puzzles of no consequence. Thus, this blessing from the cosmos could turn into frustrating nit picking without the right attention and focus. Take time to step back and meditate with the sacred herb. Find understanding on what is really important and what genuinely will feed your passion. In moments of analytical frustration, fly high with the sacred herb. A 10,000 foot view will allow you to avoid getting stuck analyzing the weeds.

November may be a quiet month on the romantic front due to your studious work on personal interests. However, this intellectual pursuit will take you to new smoke circles in your physical and digital community. Diving into new communities will provide the human spark you may be avoiding or lacking in the bedroom. Be sure to listen and hear your newfound acquaintances. Listening isn’t waiting for your turn to speak stoner Virgo. Smoke circle expansion will be up to you. Be bold. Requesting and sharing contact information could turn a great conversation into a new cannabis companion.

Libra October 2017

Stoner Libra the October time period brings opportunity for rewards. Keep in mind that “reward” does not imply blind luck, but a return from effort and input. So often interpretation of the cosmos and planetary influence implies destiny without choice. But this is false stoner Libra. Whether it be karmic returns or opportunities from effort, we all have influence of our experience among the stars. Take time to meditate with the sacred herb early in October. The species or strain does not matter this month stoner Libra, but the attention and guiding light should focus your third eye toward effort and result.

Investment is the key word for the October time period stoner Libra. The planets have aligned to increase the likelihood of return on investment. Let’s not constrain ourselves to a monetary result. There are many forms of investment that can provide rich rewards. Spark one up, balance your chakras, and visualize the opportunity of investment.

Investment in self:
Where are you at currently on this terrestrial plane? How would you like to proceed? Only with investment can you move forward. Health and fitness comes with an investment in body and spirit. Intellectual advancement comes with an investment in education. There is no reward without the investment of effort.

Investment in community:
Bonding with your fellow cosmic travelers is a rich reward of life. Love and companionship comes in many forms, from intimacy to smoke circles. An investment in communication will greatly increase the opportunity for reward in this regard. Only you know your community interests, and only you can invest the time and communication to strengthen your community bonds.

Investment in love:
Stoner Libra, in order to receive the rewards of love from cannabis companions, family members, or life partners, you must first invest in them. Offering a helping hand or soft shoulder will be required in October. This empathetic act of love is an investment in your fellow cosmic astronaut. Just being there and supporting others will have great rewards in spirit and love.

Pisces October 2017

As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this October brings you the special chance for a substantial cleansing of your immediate surroundings. Spark one up and focus your energies into finding your center. You may be holding onto things, physical and spiritual, that may no longer be serving a greater purpose. It is recommended that you stick with nice and sticky Sativas, this will help to nurture your creative energies while you sift through your old belongings to make room for pursuing new endeavors.

After you have gotten rid of the old and dated, it will be time to focus on the new. It might be something as small as adding a new piece to your collection, or maybe dining at that restaurant you’ve been eyeing. On the other hand, you might be ready for that last minute road trip before the weather gets worse. What is important, Stoner Pisces, is that you go for it! Take the plunge into uncharted waters. In the workplace, this attitude of entrepreneurial-ism will definitely produce returns. While you are blazing up bowls at home, you are sure to be blazing new trails at work as you undertake the next step in your journey through the cosmos. Be sure to share the herb and celebrations with your closest partners in chronic.

Dream big, Stoner Pisces. You will benefit from cultivating your zen garden early in the month and the room it will create for your imaginations to roam freely. Keep the pen and pad handy, as you may have some of your most worthwhile ideas during your meditative smoke sessions. Whether you are socializing with your dearest friends and family, or hiking solo to your favorite secluded smoke spot–inspiration can strike at any time. So, be prepared to listen with open ears when the universe wants to whisper its cosmic wisdom.

Leo October 2017

Stoner Leo the lion, the October time period promises a continued trend of harmony with your pride. Planetary alignment ensures that you will trot along the terrestrial plain gathering more cannabis companions to join your smoke circle. However, be forewarned you social butterfly, this is not the season for unabashed sharing among your cosmic travelers. It’s cold and flu season stoner Leo. Be sure to pack your own pipe as you skip and hop from each smoke circle on your busy social schedule. Sharing isn’t caring when it comes to a persistent cough. You will find your own polite way to break the lineage of the smoke circle when that sexy lioness with the drippy nose passes the pipe your way. You got this you clever stoner lion.

In matters of business and work, the stoner Leo should expect no major surprises or advancement. As with the September time period it will be key to see yourself as a part of the larger whole, and push back selfish instincts. Steady work as part of a team will see you through with success. On matters of your own finance and business, the stoner Leo must not leap on opportunity without analysis. The key to the October time period will be progress without action. Toke time to plan and organize the opportunity or idea presented to you this month. Particularly now versus any other period it will be best to meditate with the sacred herb on business opportunities and investments. If you leap into an idea or opportunity to soon, you may fail to see the angle of most danger.

Breathe and let it be stoner Leo. Conflicts and dramatic situations will arise with a cannabis companion. In keeping with the theme of October, the strong lion must stop and contemplate before leaping into a dangerous situation. Animalistic emotions will take you down the wrong path stoner Leo. Perhaps a medicated nap and deep thought with your inner self will provide a diplomatic resolution. Sometimes a lion must rule its pride with a gentle paw versus the glean of a sharp tooth.

Taurus October 2017

Stoner Taurus the second fall month brings a moment of transition. Hard work and diligence in the work sphere will blend quickly into a rush of personal endeavor. This change in planetary alignment brings seeds of growth, but tending this transitionary garden will be draining.

The work and business sphere during October will bring continued momentum from previous periods. Opportunities will sprout that can impact your career and earning potential. The most important internal element that affects the positivity of this stage and future time periods is settlement. A nice deep meditative smoke session with the Indica species of the sacred herb will unveil that you must find a settled position in your work. Comfort-ability and stability will be key to future success. Deep internal analysis will help you find your centered and balanced position within the capitalistic machine.

The big news my stoner Taurus is that you will be transitioning from a period of intensive work and business foundation building, to a time of love and creativity. You are on the precipice of a long lasting transition in planetary alignment. With work and business firmly grounded and stable, seeds of love and companionship can grow. This new planetary influence should be felt early in the October time period as warm cosmic winds heat up the bedroom.

Opportunities for creativity will now present themselves more than ever stoner Taurus. What is your artistic muse? Now is the time to push your creative boundaries and explore your artistic endeavors. If you are confused or stuck with which direction or project to take on, use the sacred herb as a catalyst for idea germination.

This planetary transition is wonderful stoner Taurus, but with any transition there can be uncertainty and fatigue. With all the chaos of opportunity surrounding you during October, you must not lose sight of your energy levels. It is mandatory to take time mid month to rest and heal your body and soul. You don’t just deserve a day alone with your favorite couch locking strain of the sacred herb, you need it.

Capricorn October 2017

Stoner Capricorn the month of October will bring an unusual harvest of green gold. You have planted the seeds within yourself all year. You will now reap the rewards of the internal growth you have been seeking. When you know yourself the road in front of you becomes more clear.

In the sphere of work and business, the stoner Capricorn will see tremendous opportunity and fluidity. It may feel as if opportunities are pulling at you from all directions. Don’t try to travel down all roads stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will reveal your path. Trust that you will choose the right path that is meant for you. You are capable and ready to increase your capacity of responsibility. Perhaps several decisive intersections will take you down an altruistic road. What are you most concerned or interested in stoner Capricorn? The world, your country, your city, and even your cannabis community can benefit from your attention and efforts. Volunteering or organizing altruistic or charitable endeavors can bring a bright glow to your inner soul. You have always had the desire to make a positive impact beyond your personal bubble. The October time period will offer opportunities to fulfill this internal desire.

There is a conflict with a cannabis companion that has been long rooted in your relationship. This conflict will grow to the surface early in October. As you have gained so much strength from your internal analysis this year, now you can turn your third eye toward the perspective of others. Toke about it first, then talk about it with your conflicted cannabis companion. Understanding their motives may help you see the conflict wasn’t planted where you thought it was.

Oh no! Did I place too much emphasis on your opportunities to change the world? Don’t worry stoner Capricorn, the planets will align in the final third of the month to offer your heart much needed excitement. Let your insecurities wash away. Trust yourself. Have fun.

Virgo October 2017

Stoner Virgo the month of October offers a mixed bag of cosmic influences. At many moments this month you may feel like you’re being pulled in two different directions. You must stay limber and alert stoner Virgo. October will require you to dance in and out of problems and triumphs with rhythm grace. Early in the month light one up and practice your dancing moves. This won’t be so much of a meditative smoke session as much as it should be a medicated dance party. Tune yourself with the rhythm of your surroundings.

The work sphere will be a delightful part of the cosmic dance in October. The planetary alignment offers you protection from enemies at the gate and abundance of positive financial rewards from what you have built previously. Set the playlist at work stoner Virgo. Take the lead and seize all opportunities in front of you. Yes, this is a great time to take advantage of new opportunities. Whether this means a change of career, starting that project your have been planning, or setting off on your own adventure in business, cosmic drum beats will lead the charge forward.

Unfortunately the sphere of love and companionship will not follow the same upbeat cosmic playlist. You may be strutting your stuff on the workplace dance floor, but the record will scratch abruptly mid month with someone close to you. Perhaps you can avoid disaster with a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb around the 10th of the month. Focus on soft communication and internal understanding of any underlying resentment built up between you and your loved one. The most important thing to avoid is picking a fight stoner Virgo. “Picking” is a purposeful word here. Cannabis companions and loved ones won’t share the same dance party at work. Subtle “picking” at old scabs will result in traumatic open wounds.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Virgo. If emotional frustrations become impactful on your mood, take time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. Self care and self love are important even amidst a frantic work lifestyle. By the end of the month your love life will be back in tune with your cosmic playlist if you give yourself and your loved one time to heal.

Scorpio October 2017

Stoner Scorpio October brings an opportunity for self improvement. Please understand that this opportunity does not come from the pressures of society, but from within yourself. Buddha once said, “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Meditative or medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb in October should focus on listening to your inner spirit stoner Scorpio.

Early in the month there is a cosmic cleansing moment. The full moon arrives on October 6th. The universe is offering a helping hand, cleansing old communication breakdowns with your inner spirit. This is the perfect time stoner Scorpio to take a deep dive internally. Grind up your favorite strain of the sacred herb and take time by yourself to meditate on realigning your mind, body, and spirit. This truly can be a magical time of self awareness and reflection.

With this renewed alignment with your inner voice you will find communication with your cannabis companions and loved ones will come more naturally. Take time to celebrate life with a shared bowl among cannabis companions. For those stoner Scorpios in a committed relationship, romance and intimacy will be sweet and sticky like the dank cola of the cannabis plant.

Perhaps most importantly during the October time period, the stoner Scorpio should become keenly aware of their most desired dreams and aspirations. Cleansing and realignment will allow for a more focussed visualization of dreams and goals. We can’t obtain or travel to our desired destination if we never take the time to understand what or where that destination resides. This realignment with self will go far beyond the October time period stoner Scorpio. Be sure to journal your ideas now so you can bask in the prideful glow of future accomplishment.

Aquarius October 2017

As the Halloween month arrives, Stoner Aquarius, you are feeling at the top of your game. You may have climbed and conquered many mountains during the summer season, be it metaphorically or literally, but you may also feel like there are tasks left undone. Perhaps there is still that one rock left unturned, that road untraveled, or that one nugg left unsmoked. It is important that whatever remains, that you give it your best shot. Those nearest to you have certainly noticed an improvement in confidence and competence. You have found your groove, it will be important that you stay focused on maintaining this streak of success by keeping busy. Avoid Indica-dominant strains that might lead you to couch-lock and inhibit your forward motion.

For you, it may not always come down to financial motivations, Stoner Aquarius. Your peers will definitely notice that you have a plan, as well as the knowhow to put those plans into action. Your accomplishments can and will be restricted, only by your own initiative. Lay down the pipe, even if this is only with regard to the workplace. You will be able to offer new solutions and new perspective to old problems, but you do not want to limit your chances by clouding the senses. You will find yourself to be in tune to the subtle nuances of the cosmos, you simply need to ensure that you are of the mindset to do so.

While the workplace may bring new challenges and problems to solve, you will find your inner peace on the homefront. An ancient wisdom declares that, ‘sharing is caring.’ You may feel drained from the demands of work, but you are certain to find a second wind when it comes to your personal sphere. You will only benefit from packing the peace pipe and passing it around. This may bolster moral for you and your squad, or perhaps stoke the fire shared with your cannabis companion. Whether it is romantic, or recreational, you and members of your stoney circle will find solace in our evermost sacred herb.