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Pisces October 2017

As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this October brings you the special chance for a substantial cleansing of your immediate surroundings. Spark one up and focus your energies into finding your center. You may be holding onto things, physical and spiritual, that may no longer be serving a greater purpose. It is recommended that you stick with nice and sticky Sativas, this will help to nurture your creative energies while you sift through your old belongings to make room for pursuing new endeavors.

After you have gotten rid of the old and dated, it will be time to focus on the new. It might be something as small as adding a new piece to your collection, or maybe dining at that restaurant you’ve been eyeing. On the other hand, you might be ready for that last minute road trip before the weather gets worse. What is important, Stoner Pisces, is that you go for it! Take the plunge into uncharted waters. In the workplace, this attitude of entrepreneurial-ism will definitely produce returns. While you are blazing up bowls at home, you are sure to be blazing new trails at work as you undertake the next step in your journey through the cosmos. Be sure to share the herb and celebrations with your closest partners in chronic.

Dream big, Stoner Pisces. You will benefit from cultivating your zen garden early in the month and the room it will create for your imaginations to roam freely. Keep the pen and pad handy, as you may have some of your most worthwhile ideas during your meditative smoke sessions. Whether you are socializing with your dearest friends and family, or hiking solo to your favorite secluded smoke spot–inspiration can strike at any time. So, be prepared to listen with open ears when the universe wants to whisper its cosmic wisdom.

Leo October 2017

Stoner Leo the lion, the October time period promises a continued trend of harmony with your pride. Planetary alignment ensures that you will trot along the terrestrial plain gathering more cannabis companions to join your smoke circle. However, be forewarned you social butterfly, this is not the season for unabashed sharing among your cosmic travelers. It’s cold and flu season stoner Leo. Be sure to pack your own pipe as you skip and hop from each smoke circle on your busy social schedule. Sharing isn’t caring when it comes to a persistent cough. You will find your own polite way to break the lineage of the smoke circle when that sexy lioness with the drippy nose passes the pipe your way. You got this you clever stoner lion.

In matters of business and work, the stoner Leo should expect no major surprises or advancement. As with the September time period it will be key to see yourself as a part of the larger whole, and push back selfish instincts. Steady work as part of a team will see you through with success. On matters of your own finance and business, the stoner Leo must not leap on opportunity without analysis. The key to the October time period will be progress without action. Toke time to plan and organize the opportunity or idea presented to you this month. Particularly now versus any other period it will be best to meditate with the sacred herb on business opportunities and investments. If you leap into an idea or opportunity to soon, you may fail to see the angle of most danger.

Breathe and let it be stoner Leo. Conflicts and dramatic situations will arise with a cannabis companion. In keeping with the theme of October, the strong lion must stop and contemplate before leaping into a dangerous situation. Animalistic emotions will take you down the wrong path stoner Leo. Perhaps a medicated nap and deep thought with your inner self will provide a diplomatic resolution. Sometimes a lion must rule its pride with a gentle paw versus the glean of a sharp tooth.

Taurus October 2017

Stoner Taurus the second fall month brings a moment of transition. Hard work and diligence in the work sphere will blend quickly into a rush of personal endeavor. This change in planetary alignment brings seeds of growth, but tending this transitionary garden will be draining.

The work and business sphere during October will bring continued momentum from previous periods. Opportunities will sprout that can impact your career and earning potential. The most important internal element that affects the positivity of this stage and future time periods is settlement. A nice deep meditative smoke session with the Indica species of the sacred herb will unveil that you must find a settled position in your work. Comfort-ability and stability will be key to future success. Deep internal analysis will help you find your centered and balanced position within the capitalistic machine.

The big news my stoner Taurus is that you will be transitioning from a period of intensive work and business foundation building, to a time of love and creativity. You are on the precipice of a long lasting transition in planetary alignment. With work and business firmly grounded and stable, seeds of love and companionship can grow. This new planetary influence should be felt early in the October time period as warm cosmic winds heat up the bedroom.

Opportunities for creativity will now present themselves more than ever stoner Taurus. What is your artistic muse? Now is the time to push your creative boundaries and explore your artistic endeavors. If you are confused or stuck with which direction or project to take on, use the sacred herb as a catalyst for idea germination.

This planetary transition is wonderful stoner Taurus, but with any transition there can be uncertainty and fatigue. With all the chaos of opportunity surrounding you during October, you must not lose sight of your energy levels. It is mandatory to take time mid month to rest and heal your body and soul. You don’t just deserve a day alone with your favorite couch locking strain of the sacred herb, you need it.

Capricorn October 2017

Stoner Capricorn the month of October will bring an unusual harvest of green gold. You have planted the seeds within yourself all year. You will now reap the rewards of the internal growth you have been seeking. When you know yourself the road in front of you becomes more clear.

In the sphere of work and business, the stoner Capricorn will see tremendous opportunity and fluidity. It may feel as if opportunities are pulling at you from all directions. Don’t try to travel down all roads stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will reveal your path. Trust that you will choose the right path that is meant for you. You are capable and ready to increase your capacity of responsibility. Perhaps several decisive intersections will take you down an altruistic road. What are you most concerned or interested in stoner Capricorn? The world, your country, your city, and even your cannabis community can benefit from your attention and efforts. Volunteering or organizing altruistic or charitable endeavors can bring a bright glow to your inner soul. You have always had the desire to make a positive impact beyond your personal bubble. The October time period will offer opportunities to fulfill this internal desire.

There is a conflict with a cannabis companion that has been long rooted in your relationship. This conflict will grow to the surface early in October. As you have gained so much strength from your internal analysis this year, now you can turn your third eye toward the perspective of others. Toke about it first, then talk about it with your conflicted cannabis companion. Understanding their motives may help you see the conflict wasn’t planted where you thought it was.

Oh no! Did I place too much emphasis on your opportunities to change the world? Don’t worry stoner Capricorn, the planets will align in the final third of the month to offer your heart much needed excitement. Let your insecurities wash away. Trust yourself. Have fun.

Virgo October 2017

Stoner Virgo the month of October offers a mixed bag of cosmic influences. At many moments this month you may feel like you’re being pulled in two different directions. You must stay limber and alert stoner Virgo. October will require you to dance in and out of problems and triumphs with rhythm grace. Early in the month light one up and practice your dancing moves. This won’t be so much of a meditative smoke session as much as it should be a medicated dance party. Tune yourself with the rhythm of your surroundings.

The work sphere will be a delightful part of the cosmic dance in October. The planetary alignment offers you protection from enemies at the gate and abundance of positive financial rewards from what you have built previously. Set the playlist at work stoner Virgo. Take the lead and seize all opportunities in front of you. Yes, this is a great time to take advantage of new opportunities. Whether this means a change of career, starting that project your have been planning, or setting off on your own adventure in business, cosmic drum beats will lead the charge forward.

Unfortunately the sphere of love and companionship will not follow the same upbeat cosmic playlist. You may be strutting your stuff on the workplace dance floor, but the record will scratch abruptly mid month with someone close to you. Perhaps you can avoid disaster with a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb around the 10th of the month. Focus on soft communication and internal understanding of any underlying resentment built up between you and your loved one. The most important thing to avoid is picking a fight stoner Virgo. “Picking” is a purposeful word here. Cannabis companions and loved ones won’t share the same dance party at work. Subtle “picking” at old scabs will result in traumatic open wounds.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Virgo. If emotional frustrations become impactful on your mood, take time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. Self care and self love are important even amidst a frantic work lifestyle. By the end of the month your love life will be back in tune with your cosmic playlist if you give yourself and your loved one time to heal.

Scorpio October 2017

Stoner Scorpio October brings an opportunity for self improvement. Please understand that this opportunity does not come from the pressures of society, but from within yourself. Buddha once said, “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Meditative or medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb in October should focus on listening to your inner spirit stoner Scorpio.

Early in the month there is a cosmic cleansing moment. The full moon arrives on October 6th. The universe is offering a helping hand, cleansing old communication breakdowns with your inner spirit. This is the perfect time stoner Scorpio to take a deep dive internally. Grind up your favorite strain of the sacred herb and take time by yourself to meditate on realigning your mind, body, and spirit. This truly can be a magical time of self awareness and reflection.

With this renewed alignment with your inner voice you will find communication with your cannabis companions and loved ones will come more naturally. Take time to celebrate life with a shared bowl among cannabis companions. For those stoner Scorpios in a committed relationship, romance and intimacy will be sweet and sticky like the dank cola of the cannabis plant.

Perhaps most importantly during the October time period, the stoner Scorpio should become keenly aware of their most desired dreams and aspirations. Cleansing and realignment will allow for a more focussed visualization of dreams and goals. We can’t obtain or travel to our desired destination if we never take the time to understand what or where that destination resides. This realignment with self will go far beyond the October time period stoner Scorpio. Be sure to journal your ideas now so you can bask in the prideful glow of future accomplishment.

Aquarius October 2017

As the Halloween month arrives, Stoner Aquarius, you are feeling at the top of your game. You may have climbed and conquered many mountains during the summer season, be it metaphorically or literally, but you may also feel like there are tasks left undone. Perhaps there is still that one rock left unturned, that road untraveled, or that one nugg left unsmoked. It is important that whatever remains, that you give it your best shot. Those nearest to you have certainly noticed an improvement in confidence and competence. You have found your groove, it will be important that you stay focused on maintaining this streak of success by keeping busy. Avoid Indica-dominant strains that might lead you to couch-lock and inhibit your forward motion.

For you, it may not always come down to financial motivations, Stoner Aquarius. Your peers will definitely notice that you have a plan, as well as the knowhow to put those plans into action. Your accomplishments can and will be restricted, only by your own initiative. Lay down the pipe, even if this is only with regard to the workplace. You will be able to offer new solutions and new perspective to old problems, but you do not want to limit your chances by clouding the senses. You will find yourself to be in tune to the subtle nuances of the cosmos, you simply need to ensure that you are of the mindset to do so.

While the workplace may bring new challenges and problems to solve, you will find your inner peace on the homefront. An ancient wisdom declares that, ‘sharing is caring.’ You may feel drained from the demands of work, but you are certain to find a second wind when it comes to your personal sphere. You will only benefit from packing the peace pipe and passing it around. This may bolster moral for you and your squad, or perhaps stoke the fire shared with your cannabis companion. Whether it is romantic, or recreational, you and members of your stoney circle will find solace in our evermost sacred herb.

Gemini October 2017

Stoner Gemini October has many treats in store for you. Cosmic winds of change will fill your sails in the second fall month. These cosmic influences will not be a head wind, but the necessary energy to get you into the correct alignment with the universe. Please understand stoner Gemini, with full sails you will travel great distances. You will end up nowhere near where you start the month of October.

You may start the month with an unsettled feeling stoner Gemini. The moon will be bright early in the month. Much like the werewolf, the stoner Gemini will go through an amazing transformation near the full moon. But this isn’t an evil spirit, it may be your wild twin coming out to play. Embrace the energetic power and seek a smoke circle under the stars. Let loose and howl among your cannabis companions. You are sure to meet new kind cosmic astronauts and celebrate with true joy in your heart.

After the excitement of the full moon and the energy of the beginning of the month, it will be time to slow down and become more contemplative. ‘Transition’ should be the focus of a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb at the mid month point. Your sign will be traveling from support within the sphere of personal relationships to support within the sphere of work and responsibility. Don’t fret stoner Gemini, this is all within your universal plan.

Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself.” The mid month meditative smoke session should be quite revealing for the stoner Gemini. Listen to your inner voice. There is no better source of information than your internal spirit. As you come under the influence of a new planetary alignment, focusing on yourself and your inner needs will be key to success on your transitionary journey. Perhaps all this howling at the moon has left your body strained and a renewed effort to heal and strengthen your cosmic space suit will be revealed.

Sagittarius October 2017

Oh Stoner Sagittarius, I know you want to find an end to this responsible task oriented cosmic path. But the second fall time period brings more influence from the responsible side of the heavens. This busy lifestyle with a seemingly endless to-do list will have a payback for you stoner Sagittarius. Your tireless work this past year is building a wonderful foundation for future cosmic adventures. Insight through meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help you find exciting opportunities within the daily grind of accomplishment.

Look into the big green glass bowl stoner Sagittarius. Like a crystal ball, this glass bowl will help you see the adventure in the daily routine. October is the perfect month to focus your meditative gaze inward and take a renewed interest in personal health. We all only have one cosmic space suit, so it is important to maintain it. Even the busiest daily routine should allow for hikes in nature. Set out on a quest to find a new #JsSmokeSpot, whether it be a waterfall in the woods or that hidden urban garden. Staying physically active will help release the pressure of a go-go work lifestyle.

Stoner Sag there will be a personal challenge with a close cannabis companion this month. Despite your easy going whimsical nature, this situation will require a moment of pause and reflection. Meditate with the sacred herb and see through the emotion of the moment. Perhaps this moment of anxiety or turbulence is systemic in the nature of your relationship. Take confidence in knowing that there are a vast amount of cannabis companions traveling on this cosmic space ship called Earth. When one stoner drops from a smoke circle another is sure to take his place. But remember this stoner Sagittarius, life is too short to harbor resentment. Change is as inevitable as a fresh green bowl.

Cancer October 2017

Stoner Cancer, it will be easy to notice that amidst all your struggles and challenges this month, the ends can certainly justify the means. It is understood that not every lesson worth learning will come easily. But, it may serve you well to keep in mind that it is your approach and matter of perspective that is the difference of seeing an obstacle or seeing an opportunity. While our herbal habits might keep us going with the flow, it will be up to you to figure out your final destination. Spend whatever time is required, meditating with your favorite variety of cannabis. You will notice that after a solid smoke session, you will feel rested and re-energized and ready to take on the world.

While work will require a substantial investment of your energies, it will not demand all of your resources. Be prepared to fulfill job expectations and you will be sure to surpass them. Since work will be mostly uneventful, albeit demanding, you will be ready to explore your more creative capacities. After a good day’s work, Stoner Cancer; roll one up, burn one down, and feel free to traverse the cosmos with cannabis as your guide. Because you will have additional resources outside of work, you will be able to pursue unconventional activities. You may try out making THC infused baked goods for the first time, or allow yourself to act more silly after smoking a cerebral Sativa. Whichever path you travel, your journey is certain to produce memories that will last long after you’ve devoured the brownies.

Your strong efforts, Stoner Cancer, should be backed by an even stronger resilience. While others may notice your elevated peaceful aura, you do not want to come across too passive. The cosmos has blessed you with a unique opportunity to produce positive results in all of your pursuits. Don’t waste this gift. You have a fire inside that is there to ignite inspiration within family and friends. Be sure to spread around the kindness and the kind bud: everyone is certain to benefit from good company and great greens. While the herb might be loud, your positivity will be heard even louder.