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Aries July 2018

Stoner Aries be prepared for a high energy – high impact July. You will celebrate the birth of the United States with cosmic support for all aspects of freedom. So get the barbecue fired up and pack the bowls for blazing, you should expect one kick ass second summer month. #Merica

Our phones are amazing! Stoner Aries can you believe how much social interaction we can achieve with our fellow terrestrial astronauts through social media apps? From Instagram to Tumblr, there is an app for every lifestyle. Well, it’s time to take a break from scrolling feeds with an envious eye. July will be the month to get out and create your own post-worthy moments! Instead of chatting through snaps and DM’s, arrange actual meet-ups to explore the wonders of the world with your cannabis companions.

Entrepreneurial stoner Aries should expect a bright month filled with task execution and achievement. When there is space, meditate with a Sativa dominant species of the sacred herb. There is an idea or a project you have neglected or paused for a good reason. Now is the time to reassess!. July is the perfect month to pour yourself into completing big ideas. Toke about it with a friend or mentor. Sometimes a simple conversation flushes out the answers or directives that were simply hiding behind silence.

Stoner Aries stuck in the grind of our economic system will be blessed with universal insight in the second summer month. Spark one up, and look deep inside yourself. How long has it been since you have truly asked yourself what you are interested in, and passionate about? Do these feelings and desires line up with your current occupation? The blessing of our vast economic system is the freedom to move. Nothing is holding you back stoner Aries! Once you find your passion, there is a job waiting that is aligned with your core desires. Big moves to high places are possible; you just have to envision it, research it, and execute steps towards it.

Capricorn July 2018

Stoner Capricorn the second summer month is sure to bring positivity to your personal sphere. Cosmic support will bring you more in tune with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. All things are possible in July from smoke circle expansion to the excitement of love.

The Moon is usually against your sign in the cosmic grand scheme of things. However, in July there is a counter insurgency that will place the Moon in a positive position. The New Moon on the 13th of July will be a bright marker in the middle of the month. Meditative smoke sessions before the New Moon should focus on love and positivity; not only for others stoner Capricorn, but for yourself in particular. How can new friends and new loves find the best in you if you don’t see it yourself? Keep your sacred herb light and airy. A nice Sativa strain should do the job perfectly. Certainly avoid the potential lethargy of couch lock. This New Moon should bring in a period of new cannabis companions, new love, and a new passion for life.

The current cosmic configuration will also support altruistic endeavors. Volunteerism and charitable passion projects can be a door to meeting like-minded cannabis companions. There is an infectious positive mood that will come from a smoke circle focused on helping others. Puff-puff-pass the positivity stoner Capricorn.

The work sphere will not be affected by the positivity of the Moon’s counter position. But that’s ok. It’s important this month to focus on yourself in the workplace. How long has it been since you have truly assessed your economic options? Fly with the sacred herb and soar high above your position on the terrestrial plane. Seek ways to improve your skill within the workforce. This exercise will have positive impact for the future, whether it be continued education or learning a new job skill,. The most important action in the workplace for July is to avoid office politics. By focusing on yourself, you can leave the water cooler drama to others. With so much activity and positivity in your personal sphere, the gears of the economic grind should all function smoothly in July.

Leo July 2018

The second summer month has potential to be a dynamic period for the stoner Leo. However, the dynamism will not come by traditional cosmic means. Toke a moment to think about an abstract concept of your universal position. Usually your interaction with the universe is very direct; force, change, luck is all very personal to you stoner Leo. This month you will strip away actions directed at your immediate sphere of influence. Yet, in the end, these selfless actions will directly impact the quality of your life. Direct cosmic support from indirect personal influence.

Altruism and service to others will be the theme of this month stoner Leo. Personal happiness and progress will be found in the familial and work sphere through your indirect actions.

First let’s take a look at the work sphere. Find a moment outside of your work space to meditate with the sacred herb. Float high above the terrestrial plane and see yourself within the hive. Refocus your direction on how you can assist your company or coworkers to achieve the goals contained within the mission statement. This stoney exercise will realign your personal directive with those around you. Affirmation of directive will not only help your coworkers and employer, but it will create an indirect path to personal satisfaction and progress with the work sphere.

The thematic cosmic support for July will be a bit more complicated in the personal sphere stoner Leo. As you seek to realign your frequency in the work sphere, this must also take place within your familial unit. First, do not blame yourself stoner Leo. Often your attention has been been placed on cannabis companions instead of the family closest to you. As the stresses of work and family become routine, we all seek outside influence to break away from the patterns of life. It is natural to seek moments with canabuddies to break the familial monotony. However, this month it will be crucial to listen and hear the issues with your family unit. Applying yourself fully to these problems will be rewarding beyond a night out with friends or slotting another monetary digit on the balance sheet. Before you seek realignment within your family structure, take time to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus on forgiving yourself stoner Leo. Leave familial skeletons behind. Turn the page in the book of your life. Go write new pages with love and positivity scribbled all over them!

Virgo July 2018

Know thyself stoner Virgo. July presents an interesting challenge. Cosmic winds will be swirling in an unpredictable manner. Internal conflicts must be addressed to receive blessings from the universe. Pitfalls and traps lie in wait, but not from external sources.

Many Virgos find unsettling paranoia from some smoke sessions. In the second summer month it will be imperative to select sacred strains that will combat the potential for a spiral of maniacal internal dialogues. Strawberry Cough and Harlequin are two strains said to counter the potential paranoid effects of the sacred herb. Strains high in CBD and low in THC may also assist you in your meditative travels.

If you are the type of stoner Virgo that is subject to the possibility of insecure paranoid moments, then avoid smoke sessions in public where insecure paranoia may rule your high. Take time to take a solo voyage. Meditate with the sacred herb to see yourself from high above. Understand insecurities are a product from within. You do have control. Confidence and self love must rule. Forgive others, but forgive yourself stoner Virgo.

There is a lot of cosmic support from your fellow terrestrial astronauts in July. You have a wonderful smoke circle of cannabis companions. Allow yourself to place full trust in those closest to you. Virgos in a domestic partnership need to seek inclusiveness within a passion project. Cosmic support is strong for project bonding. Find something you can throw yourself into, and that your family unit can enjoy together. For single stoner Virgos, this period may be less dynamic. It is a great time to focus on yourself. Be adventurous! Get out and explore the world, culture, and your inner self. You may find answers that will assist you in your cosmic adventure.

With caution, care, and preparedness, the second summer month promises to produce a bountiful harvest of growth and progress. Believe in yourself stoner Virgo. Remember, they aren’t all out to get you!

Libra July 2018

Stoner Libra, the second summer month will be a bright and dynamic period. Energy from the sun will be flowing through you like a piston firing inside your cylindrical cosmic space suit. Your capacity for work and personal projects may even surprise you. However, the bright energetic sun will burn you without taking proper precautions.

Energy from the hot summer sun may provide bountiful possibilities, but it also pushes the stoner Libra closer to the melting point. The sacred herb can assist your nerves like a thick sunscreen. As with sun block for the skin, meditative contemplation must take place before the potential effects of the bright sun. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Contemplate the power of patience and balancing your emotional state. The strain or species does not matter this month stoner Libra. The dynamic impact of the summer sun will overwhelm any characteristic of the herb. This preparatory meditative work could save you from a hot tempered melt down during July.

The greatest impact of the bright summer sun will come in the work sphere. Take time to contemplate with the sacred herb. Look at your work as more than what is near in this time period. Perhaps the tasks and dynamism of this July will not show immediate results, but it may be the foundation for great accomplishments in the future. Stoner Libra, don’t be afraid of expansive projects and bold ideas!

Be cautious in your quest to balance the scales of justice emotionally. We are all responsible for our own emotions, and they are completely personal to ourselves. Other’s emotions are not for you to fix or balance stoner Libra. If you attempt to repair or meddle in a cannabis companion’s emotional state, negative emotions may find you. Instead of a fix-it repair, be there for your cannabuddy with a coping bowl. Assist them in getting connected with their own third eye so that they may get beyond the emotional turmoil. They must solve this puzzle on their own. A friend with weed is a friend in deed.

Pisces July 2018

Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to compensate for such a frenetic pace. Breathe deep with the sacred herb; find your own calm and relaxed pace. Buying into the cosmic pressure to get everything done as soon as possible will singe your wings while you fly through tasks. This could leave you falling to ground without protection.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on confidence and relaxation. A light balanced hybrid strain will be the best tool for this job. Stoner Pisces, you must find the confidence to take on multiple tasks and projects, and yet maintain cool nerves to keep your wings intact. An important exercise is to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see yourself among your family and the hive. Understanding your position in the universe will be the key to multitasking at your own pace.

It’s ok to be happy-go-lucky stoner Pisces, but it is advised to watch your mirrors in July. Please do not seek paranoid thoughts in smoke clouds that “they are all out to get you.” However, a naive attitude that everyone has your best interest in mind, could leave you stranded in the hot summer sun. It is imperative that you watch for blind spots. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Seek balance and alignment with your third eye. Super stoner Jedi skills will come in handy during July. If you can see conflict coming over the horizon, a prepared defense can be set in place.

Enjoy your time stoner Pisces. Remember, you are a terrestrial astronaut … The only pressure comes from within.

Cancer July 2018

Stoner Cancer, you have plenty of growth you wish to see enacted this month. The good news is you will have more than ample time to implement any and all changes desired. Not only will you have the sun at your back, you will have the moon on your side. Know that what you send out into the universe, you will get back more than twice fold.

It will be important you set aside time for meditative smoke sessions. Your inner peace will extend outward, and our sacred herb will certainly help with expanding the good vibes. Be confident! Your efforts to propagate peace will benefit all those around you. When facing such a prosperous time, it will be your responsibility to share the good vibes with all those you encounter. Now is the time to substantially expand your smoking circle. This does not mean you have to burn one down with every person you encounter, but rather your odds are increased of toking one up with those you do encounter.

The good news, Stoner Cancer, is that you will be able to take it easy on the work front this month. This does not mean you should shurk your obligations or duties. Instead, you will take the role of the slow burning instigator. Your steady glow of inspiration will be the fire needed to ignite those around you. Instead of taking the role of passive onlooker, you should remember that you are the fiery catalyst that keeps the whole joint burning.

On the home front it is recommended you keep the peace pipe packed, and at the ready. While July may provide the sunny backdrop needed to set the stage for encounters with the fam, the ganja may be the required supplement necessary to keep interactions moving forward without conflict. The best advice for all parties involved is to get outside. There is no better remedy for getting back to the basics than a freshly packed bowl and a sunset worthy of photographing.

Gemini July 2018

Stoner Gemini, the main theme this month will be teamwork in both the personal sphere and the workplace. If you pool your resources with your closest cannabis companions, everyone will have the tools to make something beautiful grow. July will be an amazingly busy period. It will be a time of historical progress, but it is your responsibility to take full advantage of these opportunities when they come.

While you will accomplish most of your projects as part of a team, it will be important to set aside time to toke alone. It can be easy to overlook your spiritual needs when you are in a state of constant motion. Make sure you stock up on good greens early in the month. Although you will be constantly grinding, their will be plenty of opportunities to take much needed time to meditate or unwind with a bowl of the sacred herb.

Maybe you have been eyeing a more advanced position or one of leadership at work. Stop waiting! Now is the ideal season to venture into new realms of responsibility. You have a keen eye for identifying a person’s strengths; this includes your own, Stoner Gemini. With everyone focused on their particular area of expertise, there will be no obstacles you and the crew cannot overcome. Sometimes it is not force that is required to get the job done, but simply a creative approach you haven’t tried before. Sharing a bowl of herbal inspiration with your coworkers can help everyone to take a step back and avoid over analyzing.

In the area of relationships, now will be the time to make some potentially tough decisions. Stoner Geminis who are coupled may be faced with the difficult task of whether or not to end their current relationship. This choice, although substantial, is fairly simple: Do you see potential for future growth? If not, then it is better to change course and avoid wasting efforts trying to nurture a garden that has little promise of bearing fruit. Both parties should be in a position to help each other accomplish their individual goals. Remember, it is a more efficient use of energy to grow together, instead of competing for limited resources.

Aquarius July 2018

Stoner Aquarius, the sun has your back this month! You will have plenty of daylight, and more than enough energy to focus on getting the job done. It does not happen often, but this July what you want and what you need will coincide. This means all of your efforts will be spent in pursuit of your goals, and that nothing will be wasted. So many hours of daylight to burn means so many potential people to meet. Now is a great time to expand your smoke circle! Just remember, your cannabis companions are people you want to be able to rely on when it’s really time grind; so be selective when it comes to adding future smoke buddies to the squad.

It is crucial to avoid couch lock during this time of the year, Stoner Aquarius. Stick with the extra sticky Sativa strains this month. They will provide you the ‘pep-in-your-step’ needed to keep you looking towards your next endeavor. However, it will be crucial you finish current projects before beginning new ones. This may mean taking a time out for a meditative smoke session. It is important that each project is given proper consideration. Taking a timeout to meditate with the sacred herb allows you the time to evaluate each circumstance, and ensure no detail is overlooked.

When it comes to the work sphere, grinding hard will be the theme of the month. You have goals, Stoner Aquarius. All of those goals are more than achievable, but only if you put in the work. Whether it is a solo mission, or with the assistance of your closest cannabis companions, use every opportunity that comes to complete current tasks. This is the only way you will be able to further your exploration of the terrestrial plane.

“We get by with a little ‘love’ from our friends,” Stoner Aquarius…or something like that. However the saying goes, it will be up to you to share the love. Circumstances at home may require you to be the one who offers the peace pipe. An intimate toke session may be exactly what is required to open the lines of communication. Be sure to have plenty of the sacred herb on hand, because once these lines of conversation are open, it may be a long talk. As long as you are willing to listen, those nearest to you will be more than willing to share.

Sagittarius July 2018

It has been said many times before, so it is nothing new to say, “life is like a garden…so dig it.” Nonetheless, this will be your truth this July, Stoner Sagittarius. You will notice a plethora of positivity emanating in both your personal and work spheres. While you might be surprised by this good fortune, know it all sprouts from seeds you planted long ago. This just shows not all gratification is instant. When you are able to look at the big picture you will find even the smallest effort can grow into the most spectacular success!

You have seen the proof that getting down in the dirt now will lead to abundant harvests later on. Because of this fact, you need to continue to start new projects and undertake greater challenges at work. When it comes to work, it is best advised to put down the pipe and keep to a more self-motivated grind. There will be plenty of time later to spark one up and enjoy a slower pace, but for now keep focused on putting in the work. No one will say you do not have to try, however, your returns on investment will be exponential. You will see all the greater reward if you put more effort into each project. Plus, you will better enjoy the summer nights and smoking on your victory bowl when you know all of your required work is finished.

It will be clear to those who know you, Stoner Sagittarius: you have found your cosmic groove. Your positive aura is tangible and your optimism infectious. In addition to your current smoking circle, your journey is sure to cause you to cross paths with new faces, each one a potential new smoke buddy. With this to consider, not every person will be someone you want to invite to be part of your closest cannabis crew. When it comes to making these decisions–go with your gut. Your chakras are in extraordinary alignment and you are vibrating at a higher frequency, Stoner Sagittarius. This means you should trust your instincts when it comes to assessing people and situations. Your only responsibility to those around you, is to just be you. Keep spreading those good vibes, Stoner Sagittarius, and you are sure to help elevate everyone else to your level.