January promises to be a bright and airy period for the stoner Aquarius. At the same time, it can be as dizzy and as haze filled as you want it to be. While you are a part of the Air tribe of the stoner Zodiac, you can expect the new year to be straight fire! You will feel the urgent need to share this optimistic energy with those around you. This is good, as the cosmos will provide support and blessings for you in all of your social endeavors. You will have plenty of opportunities to smoke good, and smoke often with your canna-buddies.
In the workplace, confidence will be key in January. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: There is a thin line between confident and cocky. Trust in your ability to get the job done and ride this line on the confident side. Growing a positive self image can be like knocking down the first domino: Once the first is set in motion, the rest will easily follow. Your peers will need you clear eyed and running on all cylinders at work. The best advice is to leave the pipe at home, and focus on the task at hand. After all, you will have plenty of time for smokey adventures outside of work hours.
Finances and family life will be closely intertwined, so proceed cautiously. If you are feeling far from self reliant, take the necessary steps toward that goal. Debt and responsibility do not simply disappear when you turn a blind eye. Take a third eye gaze and watch the stress melt away as your financial garden becomes more green. It is not a cure, but by meditating with the sacred herb, you will be able to rise above the fray and better see what your next move needs to be.
It’s possible conflicts arise among members of your smoke circle while cleaning out your financial closet. Keep the peace pipe ready and the stash jar full. There are plenty of canna-buddies out there. With a little herbal assistance, it is possible for you all to meet on a higher level.
Stoner Aquarius all things lead to an apex. Cosmic influence will send you toward your own apex of achievement this December. This is your time to blaze! Particularly in the attainment of education and knowledge. There is a fine bowl of your favorite soothing strain in your immediate future. Toke a moment early this month to medicate and meditate. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away unease, and to center yourself for the journey ahead. It’s time to reach for the stars stoner Aquarius. It’s time to invest in yourself! Whether it is new talents or new skills, improving the self is the theme of the month. Even if December starts out with a little turbulence, don’t let a few frigid cosmic gusts keep you from soaring amongst the stars.
Stoner Aquarius your glass collection didn’t appear overnight. Each piece was hand selected. It took a keen eye, a plan, and time to build such greatness! Remember this on your journey, as to not “overspend” on your journey of self-improvement. Do not pack more than you can smoke. Balance is the way forward! Nugs of knowledge can be gained step by step, and piece by piece.
Stoner Aquarius you should stick to what you know in the work sphere. This isn’t to say you can’t be excited, blazing a path to glory! It’s to say that the excitement and improvements are to be directed internally rather than externally. Do what you do best, and avoid stepping out of your competent comfort zone.
Deep internal issues may come to the surface in December. Running from them will only leave you out of breath when they emerge again. Avoidance will also deny a cosmic blessing in disguise! Whatever surfaces from the depths you must face, accept, and move forward with it. Consider sharing with your closest cannabis companion. It’s okay to share our burdens and allow others to help! And sometimes, stoner Aquarius, you are the one helping just by showing you care enough to share!
Stoner Aquarius November will be all about the slow burn: So settled down, light one up, and let the good times roll. Although the weather may be cloudy, the best advice is to sit back with a fresh bowl of green and prepare for when blue skies return. Relax and recuperate with your favorite strain and fellow stoners. You will receive the greatest benefit if you invest your energy inward. The stars support spending time reconnecting with those who may have fallen away in times gone by. If there are apologies needed, then make them. If there are things that need to be said then say them. Sometimes we need to take a step back from a situation before we are ready to move forward. Do not miss an opportunity to spend time with your cannabis companions because of denial. Acknowledge the role you played in the disconnect with a lost bud.
Stoner Aquarius it is not required that you know your final destination so long as the direction you are headed is intentional. If you find yourself lost, it’s okay to make a u-turn, or double back to take the road less traveled. Spend the time needed preparing for the roads ahead, and it will be okay if you take a couple detours. While it is never a bad idea to wonder, you should limit the time you spend wandering. A space cruise can be therapeutic, and reaching for the stars can be aspirational, but right now the best advice is to keep your feet on the ground. The sacred herb does not cause us to blast off. Sometimes it can help us find our center of gravity, while all the other parts fall into place.
Regarding interpersonal relationships, whether this is romantic or friendly, be a willing copilot stoner Aquarius. When it comes to friends, all you have to do is be ready to ride, and bring some good green. Keep it light and fun loving, and all else will move forward in a positive direction. With lovers and loved ones, be sure you proceed cautiously with your intentions known. While there are no apparent roadblocks, it is important everyone agrees to the final destination, otherwise you will be in for a bumpy ride.
Stoner Aquarius the cosmic waves of the last period pushed you regardless of your own desires. Now you find yourself on the shores of your next venture! In small waves, positivity and accomplishment will flow to you in October. Self confidence is at the forefront of this cosmic movement. With this confidence in mind, you should avoid taking steps into the unknown, or placing yourself in situations where you are insecure. Even the best path can trip you up if you can’t see your footing. This isn’t to say neglect these things, but perhaps break out a torch! With understanding of the terrain ahead comes the confidence to take on your objectives. This applies to both work and personal spheres, stoner Aquarius.
The current planetary alignment doesn’t offer assistance in good fortune or protection, but the cosmos will come through for those Aquarius taking confident strides toward their target.
Feeling uncertain for times ahead? A positive mental outlook goes a long way. Get out and participate in life! The activity matters not. What does matter is that you say “Yes!” to life. And if the attention turns your way, don’t shy away from the spotlight. In fact now might be a good time to recall the name of that tune you enjoy belting out at karaoke before someone else picks one for you! It is vital early in the month to toke time for a meditative smoke session. Center your medicated highs on confidence within yourself. Everything you need to succeed is within you. Stuart Smalley, renowned motivational speaker, may have said it best, “You are good enough, you are smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!”
Stoner Aquarius now isn’t the time to jump into new projects, skills, or passion projects in the work sphere. For you, universal support is focused on project completion. Now is the best time to zip up those tasks you’ve neglected before you pack any more to-dos onto the list.
Now this should go without saying, stoner Aquarius, but avoid shady undertakings! If you find yourself placed in an uncomfortable position, toke a moment to contemplate and play the situation forward. You should consider all repercussions beyond the current moment before any action is taken.
Nothing can stop the motion of the sea stoner Aquarius. It is bigger than you and your circumstance. Sometimes the best remedy for when you are feeling seasick, from all of life’s ups and downs, is to stop fighting the waves, and just go with the flow. Throw yourself fully into the moments of exhilaration. During moments of doubt, remember everything will be alright. Just try to enjoy whatever the tides might bring, the highs and the lows. Because if you do, like the reassuring words from Modest Mouse, “And we’ll all float on okay. And we’ll all float on anyway.”
Give in stoner Aquarius. The first step to a successful first fall month is to give in to the whims of the universe and forsake all control. Enjoy the ride. You can’t fully appreciate the sweet Sativa without smoking some of the sour diesel. Just like you can never fully tame the ocean. What you can do is make sure your vessel is in the best shape possible, and that you have the supplies you need to ride out the storm.
Attempts to smooth out the waves or change the weather are useless. But you can have what you need to help you navigate the rough waters this September. Sticking with Sativas during the first half of the month will boost creativity and enhance your critical thinking. Its uplifting properties will keep your spirits higher until you make it through to smoother waters. You will need this mindset during the toughest part of your September voyage.
Your trust and optimism in what the stars have in store for you is why you will make it back to dry land. There you will find peace in familiar surroundings. Pack your peace pipe; this time with your favorite Indica strain. Bundle up with a blanket and the bong, and settle in for a solo smoke session. Use this down time to ground yourself, to rest, and to organize your thoughts of lessons learned from the cosmic voyage. Before you know it, you will be charting course and embarking on your next adventure.
Stoner Aquarius, the sun has your back this month! You will have plenty of daylight, and more than enough energy to focus on getting the job done. It does not happen often, but this July what you want and what you need will coincide. This means all of your efforts will be spent in pursuit of your goals, and that nothing will be wasted. So many hours of daylight to burn means so many potential people to meet. Now is a great time to expand your smoke circle! Just remember, your cannabis companions are people you want to be able to rely on when it’s really time grind; so be selective when it comes to adding future smoke buddies to the squad.
It is crucial to avoid couch lock during this time of the year, Stoner Aquarius. Stick with the extra sticky Sativa strains this month. They will provide you the ‘pep-in-your-step’ needed to keep you looking towards your next endeavor. However, it will be crucial you finish current projects before beginning new ones. This may mean taking a time out for a meditative smoke session. It is important that each project is given proper consideration. Taking a timeout to meditate with the sacred herb allows you the time to evaluate each circumstance, and ensure no detail is overlooked.
When it comes to the work sphere, grinding hard will be the theme of the month. You have goals, Stoner Aquarius. All of those goals are more than achievable, but only if you put in the work. Whether it is a solo mission, or with the assistance of your closest cannabis companions, use every opportunity that comes to complete current tasks. This is the only way you will be able to further your exploration of the terrestrial plane.
“We get by with a little ‘love’ from our friends,” Stoner Aquarius…or something like that. However the saying goes, it will be up to you to share the love. Circumstances at home may require you to be the one who offers the peace pipe. An intimate toke session may be exactly what is required to open the lines of communication. Be sure to have plenty of the sacred herb on hand, because once these lines of conversation are open, it may be a long talk. As long as you are willing to listen, those nearest to you will be more than willing to share.
Stoner Aquarius, the first summer month will be a great time to break the chains of old habits. Cosmic support will be strong for the adventurous Aquarian. Not adventurous in actions, but adventurous in creativity. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month to spark inspiration. By broadening your experiences you may see yourself in a new light within your smoke circle. Not only can you expand your smoke circle this month, but you can enhance and curate enjoyable experiences with your cannabis companions.
There will be grand dynamics shifting in the workplace stoner Aquarius. These movements will rely heavily on your internal investigative skills. How much do you know yourself? Do you fully understand your place in society and your job? Greater understanding in this regard could lead to an opportunity in the workplace. If you struggle to see yourself in the broader context of the hive, this opportunity may go unnoticed. Don’t be afraid to include a coworker in a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Just be sure to practice open and nondefensive communication strategies. Self discovery from another perspective can be challenging, yet enlightening. This information can enhance your ability to target the right tasks or projects at work to stand out from the crowd.
Stoner Aquarius, in matters of love and the heart, it is time to break out of old patterns. Try a new tact, a new friend, a new restaurant, a new smoke spot, or even all of the above. Be a leader! Organize an event or activity with your smoke circle. Perhaps a smoke spot photographic scavenger hunt will be the catalyst to catch that certain someone’s eye or boost the energy level of a stagnant relationship. Cosmic support will reward breaking from old patterns and trying new experiences. Smoke about it with a cannabis companion. The world is only limited by your imagination.
Stoner Aquarius the sun will shine on you in May! This period promises to have all the blessings required for success. But the sun is shining more on your business sphere than personal. So pack a bowl of your favorite energetic Sativa strain as you prepare to blaze your own economic path in May.
The current planetary alignment provides support to the bold stoner Aquarius. But it provides fortune to the prepared. Is there a business adventure or financial investment you have been pondering or planning? May is the perfect time to take steps toward your goal. As always there are universal requirements to success. We are talking about support, not luck stoner Aquarius.
First, no economic adventure is foolproof. Without proper analysis and assessment, your efforts will be subject to chance. A bushy nug filled plant always starts from a well nurtured seed.
Second, you must clear the clutter from previous projects. Remaining tasks and to-dos from old projects or ideas can disrupt the cosmic wave of refreshing new adventures. Complete all left over tasks before committing to this new project.
Third, success requires a strong single-minded work ethic. We all know the lazy stoner stereotype is just a myth. This month it will be up to you to shatter this myth stoner Aquarius.
All work and no play makes for a dull stony day. As there are limited highlights to be foretold in May, I do have some words of caution. I think of the Kid Cudi words, “The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.” It will be paramount to avoid locking yourself away with a bowl and a frown in May. Developing a “people suck” attitude will be an easy trap. Trust and reliance on others should be avoided. It’s not that you should avoid any smoke circles or cannabis companions, just don’t create expectations surrounding these encounters. This is a month of work stoner Aquarius. Fun cannabis companionship will arrive at a future date.
Stoner Aquarius care and attention will be required during April. Cosmic influences will open your star sign up to conflict and dilemma. But don’t fret, you have all the tools to avoid major issues and solve even the largest problem. One point of particular attention must be called out to help you through your journey: No complaining. Dwelling or complaining about obstacles in your path may multiply their number.
First let’s remind ourselves about the true nature of communication. A message isn’t simply made up of content, but also receipt. In other words, the intent and substance of a message is dependent on the perception of the receiver. And this also works in the reciprocal.
April challenges will come in the form of miscommunication. During the month of 4/20, it will be likely that messages between loved ones and cannabis companions will be obscured by smoke clouds. Careful attention will be required to fan out the flames of potential problems. Without proper ventilation a simple misunderstanding could spark an emotional fire. Do what you can to clear the air and avoid obstructive smoke clouds. Put forth a concerted effort to see and hear your cannabis companions more clearly, and deliver your messages without cloudy obstructions.
Stoner Aquarius, you must apply the same diligence in communication with the work sphere. Clear communication with no equivocation must be your goal with coworkers and vendors. Leaderships requires acceptance of responsibility and a firm eye toward the detail of others. Just make sure to perform as you expect of others, or you will lose universal support due to hypocrisy.
In matters of love and the heart, you must go with the flow stoner Aquarius. Be yourself without inhibitions. Do not enter situations with expectations. Only disappointment will be found with pressure to achieve your lofty goals. The joy will be in the experience of the travel.
Stoner Aquarius, you should prepare yourself to encounter disappointments and setbacks this month. Although this may sound like a bad thing, do not worry, these are called growing pains. While not everything you undertake will result in your preferred outcome, this is simply because you are entering into uncharted territories. And like with any new endeavor comes the increased chance of encountering unexpected outcomes. If you are able to maintain a positive level of optimism, you will quickly realize these are opportunities for exponential growth, not just grumbling. You will benefit from some substantial meditative sessions. Spend some time contemplating with your favorite strain–you will be reminded that our perspective can mean the difference of seeing the nug jar half empty or half full.
While there might be many who will offer their advice as to how to best tackle the tasks in front of you, Stoner Aquarius, remember that you are the one who ultimately decides the course of action. When you are faced with contradicting advice between what someone else recommends or what you feel is the best path, follow your heart. While it is always a good practice to listen to others, it is best to take these inputs with a grain of salt or a gram of weed. That is to say, allow yourself to the chance to reflect upon the situation at hand before moving forward. The best of both worlds will be to set your mind to your specific goals, know what you think serve you best to accomplish said goals, and rely only upon the input of your closest partners in chronic.
Although it is recommended you stand by your convictions when it comes to your opinions and efforts with regards to the workplace, it will be be of the utmost importance for you to remain pliable when it comes to dealing with matters of the home. This month, there will be no need to sacrifice your ambitions for those nearest to you, however, it will be important for you to acknowledge and address their needs. Whether this means bonding over a bowl of our sacred herb, or late nights conversing and listening to those dearest, all involved will be able to feel their moods elevated to a higher state.