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Pisces April 2018

Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month.  It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period.  That’s not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period.  As long as you live with kind intent and productive vigor, nothing will hold you back.

Mercury is in retrograde until the 17th of April my lovely Pisces.  Retrograde does not present the gloom and doom that it may for other zodiac signs, but there is an important task that will assist you in a harmonious passage.  During the Mercury retrograde it will be important to get your financial house in order. Excessive spending or large purchases should be avoided. How long has it been since you completed a household budget?  This is an ideal time to fully vet your existing debt, and put your arms around your spending and saving habits. The task of organizing your current finances can have a big impact on future earnings.

After the 17th stoner Pisces, you are encouraged to get out and mingle with your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  The time is right for socializing. A perfect window surrounding 4/20. Make sure you have celebratory plans. Cosmic influences support expanding your inner smoke circle, and meeting new cannabis companions.  So spark one up, and join your brethren in celebrating the sacred herb.

Keep a keen eye open for opportunities to assist your new cannabis acquaintances.  Common sense observations may come as second nature to you, but you will be surprised how much they can improve and assist in collaborative endeavors.  You might even be treated like a star with minimal effort.

There is a full moon on the 29th that will create a dynamic situation in the sphere of relationships.  Trust your third eye stoner Pisces. The dynamism of this brief period will revolve around revelations.  You may realize discoveries about yourself, loved ones, and cannabis companions. The aspect about a dynamic period is that it is more impact-full.  Positivity and negativity are not implied, simply the cosmic gears are loosened for a more dramatic move in one direction. With the right care and communicative attention, let’s hope this dynamic move will be for the positive.

Sagittarius April 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, it is important to remember while spring brings new life and beautiful growth, it can also bring some unwanted weeds.  This is a simple reminder that we should always stay focused on the promise of the final harvest, and the rewards of diligence. You should expect to be required to work hard this month for your accomplishments, but rest assured you will ultimately be successful in your serious endeavors.

Whether you work for yourself or are starting at the ground level with hopes of making it to the top, now is a good time to take chances.  Do not chase after every opportunity. It will pay off to pursue goals you have thoroughly evaluated. You will accomplish all of the tasks you set out achieve, so don’t worry if they do not all happen in the exact timeline you intend.  The outcome will be worth the wait.

You should be cautious of over spending this month.  Your stash may appear to be more plentiful than usual.  This doesn’t mean should roll it all into one joint. April should be about quality, not quantity, Stoner Sagittarius.  Be careful to keep an eye on your finances and supplies. You do not want to squander the fruits of hard labor. This does not mean you should be stingy with the sacred herb or your time and efforts.  Instead, you simply need to be more selective in your investment in both.

Similar to the realm of work, you are entering into a period of peace and noticeable growth in your personal relationships.  This will be in large part due to everyone’s willingness to share. This will include both the good and bad, but even the trouble-spots will be easier to overcome because you will have more hearts invested in solving the problem.  As long as you’re are forward and honest with your closest friends and canna-companions, you can expect the same in return. With those around you in such good moods, you will have more time for groovy adventures and extended smoke sessions.  Just be sure to keep your smoke circle close, and the ganja ready to roll. You can be assured, everyone will be in the highest spirits!

Taurus April 2018

Stoner Taurus, this month remember to take your time, as you have plenty of it.  You will not have to exert maximum effort. Even the smallest amount of input will reap substantial and exponential returns.  Some would call it luck, but you know it is because of your persistent determination. You are entering into an era of notable and continual success.  This doesn’t mean you can expect every endeavor to result in an easy win. Rather, know that anything you set out to accomplish will produce more than satisfying results.  It will be important, however, for you to have a plan of action before you set out tackling the tough to-dos. It is recommended you spend time meditating with the sacred herb before taking on difficult tasks.  Think on it, smoke on it, Stoner Taurus. By allowing yourself the time for contemplative smoke sessions, you will be able to identify potential setbacks and avoid unnecessary hardship.

You may think because you have fallen into such a noticeable groove in personal matters that you can handle most situations on your own.  This is in no way the case, Stoner Taurus. You may be able to get by, but it’s known we “get high, with a little help from our friends.” So don’t be afraid to reach out and collaborate with peers or coworkers.  In fact, with a concerted group effort, no obstacle will be too big to overcome. The best advice is for everyone to tackle one problem at a time. Do not spread your resources too thin, but rather focus them collectively on each individual task.  Every problem is sure to go up in smoke.

Just like the work sphere, you can waste efforts trying to tackle every individual problem by yourself.  Or you can team up with your bud-loving buddies and be the masters of your own destinies. Save time by pursuing mutual goals with your closest cannabis companions.  Maintain your perspective my beautiful bull. There are many individuals within this smoke circle. This means any recreational undertakings will be strictly by choice and all the more enjoyable.  

Scorpio April 2018

Stoner Scorpio, spring is here and the days are growing longer.  This means you will have more time to pursue creative undertakings.  In short, your opportunities will be ample. It is recommended you make sure your stash doesn’t get too low this month stoner Scorpio.  You will gain solid momentum planning out your path to success, so be sure you have a good supply of herbal inspiration to keep the creative juices flowing.

When it comes to matters of the workplace, it will be important to recruit the efforts and inputs of those around you.  Remember, you are ultimately responsible for the path you choose to pursue. Obstacles will be more easily overcome if they are split into smaller, manageable pieces.  Keep a clear focus on the long-term, and direct your team toward a common goal. Two minds are usually better than one, but you do not want to sacrifice your progress for the whims of others.  You have invested a substantial amount of energy into plotting out a path to success, don’t waste it. While it is beneficial to hear the opinions of others, you must ultimately listen to your inner voice and stay focused on the goal ahead.

Stoner Scorpio you can expect a time of great peace and prosperity in the personal sphere.  You may find you and your loved ones passing around the peace pipe more often. But this is more likely out of preference versus necessity.  As long as everyone is sincere in their pursuits, and honest with their intentions, unnecessary and trivial altercations will easily be avoided.  Be wary of the “grass-is-greener,” attitude. You may be tempted to chase after what appears to be more promising fields on the other side, but the best advice is to stick to what you have.  And you do have quite a lot stoner Scorpio. As long as you stay focused on what is important, you will continue to work towards making lasting impressions and leave a positive impact on all you encounter.  

Virgo April 2018

No one’s saying you should be a homebody this month, Stoner Virgo, but you will benefit from focusing the majority of your attentions to your home-life.  In the hustle and bustle of the daily grind it can be easy to neglect particular facets of our many responsibilities. Especially this month, it is important you do not let it be your interpersonal relationships which are sacrificed for the sake of personal success.  This will require you to take the time to meditate on future tasks and how they affect not only you, but those nearest to you. However, this does not mean you should be over cautious. Rather, be contemplative and decisive in your efforts. That way everyone will benefit from your strategic actions.

While it is not advised to mix work and herbal recreation, meditative smoke sessions may be helpful to contemplate more challenging problems in the workplace.  Although it will be particularly important to maintain a clear head at work, medicated meditative smoke sessions will be useful to figure out your next business move.  Your greatest asset this April will be time, Stoner Virgo. Our sweet Sativas will help to foster the creative environment needed to gain a more objective perspective and enable you to assess problems with a keen eye.  Once you have analyzed each obstacle, act!

Stoner Virgo, a well tended garden will thrive and produce a bountiful crop.  The same is true for our nearest relationships. There is no need for grand gestures or over-the-top displays of affection, but everyone appreciates their soil tilled now and again.  Even the smallest ‘just because’ gift can brighten the day of your closest partners in chronic. Presents are great, but even more appreciated will be your presence Stoner Virgo. With sincere effort, you will be able to strike a perfect balance; taking care of yourself while giving yourself fully.