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Leo September 2017

Stoner Leo, the September time period will be joyous and productive. Only one planetary position could trip you up on your way to ruling your pride with grace and efficiency. More about that later. The cosmic key to unlocking the blessings of the universe will be to submerge yourself within your pride. Proactive social work and play will position the stoner Leo for success and happiness. Progress in both spheres, work and love, will require the stoner Leo to sprout wings and zip around like a social butterfly instead of a ruling lion. Break out the travel pipe stoner Leo, it’s time to take this smoke show on the road!

Stoner Leo, have you been contemplating starting your own business or taking on an advanced project at work? September will prove to be a productive month to this end. Inspiration, help, and assistance can be found out among your fellow cosmic astronauts. This also can be said of love and companionship. Getting out and putting yourself in position is half the battle toward increasing the size of your smoke circle. A bright and energetic meditative smoke session with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will help understand the commingling of your work and love sphere during the September time period. Spark one up, crank up the tunes, and get your house in order before you strike out into the world. You see stoner Leo, a networking event or a concert event both could have equal impact in opposition or correlation with their intended purpose. In other words, whether it be a networking business event or fun festival, each could impact the spheres of love and work even if the intention is not present.

There is one aspect that could derail your success. It is said that stoner Leo’s are unapologetically selfish lions. This characteristic could hamper your productivity and progress during the September time period. Specific meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should allow you to see through this blessed protective veil. The Indica species of the sacred herb in particular can aid insight into coworker’s and loved one’s plight in life. Empathy and perspective toward your fellow cosmic travelers will aid your missions in the September time period stoner Leo. And in the end, this would actually serve your self interests you clever lion.

Pisces September 2017

As we say farewell to summer, Stoner Pisces, you can expect your days to be slow-rolling. Now would be a good time to take that last camping trip of the season, or plan a special smoke-out session with your best buds. With tasks at work presenting few substantial obstacles, you will have plenty of energies to invest on having just a little bit more fun before autumn arrives. If somehow you do find yourself stressing over any particular issue, take a moment and spend some time with your favorite piece, it may just be the remedy and reminder that helps you realize your own inner peace.

Once you have taken the necessary steps to get yourself grounded, you will be a great source of support to those around you. Co-workers will notice your increased abilities to rise to the occasion, and to rise above the fray. The best approach to challenges that might require creative solutions will be to team up with your peers. Perhaps, outside the workplace, workers can get together under more relaxed settings and share a bowl and share ideas. While this would mean working off the clock, it could help to inspire a better sense of camaraderie and the opportunities to come up with novel approaches to old problems.

You should feel confident, Stoner Pisces, that whatever path you find yourself on, you will ultimately reach your final destination. With that being said, it will be okay if you decide to do a little trail-blazing of your own, and blaze one up in uncharted territory. However, it will be advised that you use the buddy system if embarking upon unexpected adventures. Firstly, it is much nicer to be able to share that sacred herb with our stoner friends. But, more importantly, it is always good to have a friendly pair of hands to help us back to our feet, if we do stumble along the way.

Taurus September 2017

Stoner Taurus, the first fall period will bring a conflict between emotion and logic. A clear line will be drawn between choice and fate. This is not a negative message of gloom for September stoner Taurus, but helpful words about the difference between your work and personal lives. These two aspects of your journey will be clearly separated in September.

On the work front, this aspect of life will be like a “choose your own adventure” story. So many opportunities and possibilities will unfold in front of you, that it may seem confusing at times which direction to take. Stoner Taurus, this is where logic and contemplative analysis must take precedence before you rush into any decisions. The largest concern in this stage is being overwhelmed and avoiding any decision. Inaction can be more dangerous than making the wrong choice.

On the romantic front, this aspect of life will be more ambiguous. Logic and contemplation will give way to emotion in matters of love. This may seem natural or obvious, but the key to the September time period will be to allow your emotion and feelings to drive your desires. Even with a logical conclusion and tact, fate will dominate the stoner Taurus in matters of love in the first fall time period. Thus, guttural instinct and emotion could be your guiding light.

I am not finding any direct advice and inspiration regarding the sacred herb or meditative smoke sessions for you this month stoner Taurus. Each individual is unique and the way you interact with the sacred herb is very personal. Due to the duality of your planetary alignment, you must decide which aspect of your life could benefit the most from meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Will it help you with choice and analysis or will it help you with emotion and relinquishing control? Perhaps September will be a great time for a tolerance break. You know yourself, act accordingly.

Virgo September 2017

Stoner Virgo, inhale, breathe, and let it be. Mercury retrograde is now behind you, and the month of September promises far less intrigue and uncertainty. How did you do during the challenging cosmic time period of August? Some stoner Virgos discovered no matter how much logical capital focused toward the Mercury retrograde, the magic of the universe and our human planetary connection cannot be broken. But alas survival was assured, and you can continue your astronautical adventure on Earth untethered to the dreaded Mercury retrograde.

Early in the month of September, take the restrictive reigns off your cannabis pipe stoner Virgo. Make plans to set time aside for a deep healing meditative smoke session. Take time to focus on your body and emotional stability. A wonderfully peaceful yoga session with the sacred herb can cleanse the body and soul. Be sure to bring plenty of water for this detoxifying smoke session. For those stoner Virgo’s not hip with yoga, please understand that calm secluded stretching is all we are discussing. All stoner Virgos deserve this personal time of rest and contemplation after the August time period.

It’s time to get back on track stoner Virgo. There will be no particular planetary influence in the September time period. However, this stagnant condition may seem like a blessing from the universe after the cosmically chaotic month of August. Now is the time to focus on yourself. Find your confidence in decision making once again. Ambitious expectations should be tempered during this time period as healing and stability should be the goal. Areas of love and work will all fall under the same influence. Attentive, assertive, and positive decision making is the key to regaining your virginal mojo after the ravaging of Mercury.

Sagittarius September 2017

What is it that you want to achieve this month, Stoner Sagittarius? Whatever you might want to pursue, be sure that you chase after it, as you will be certain to accomplish the goals that you have set before you. And, be reassured, your success will not be by accident. While some perceive those who partake of the sacred herb as, ‘lazy stoners,’ you will have the opportunity to demonstrate otherwise. One might say, however, that you are on a next level grind. As long as you pencil in time dedicated to burning one down, you will be more than ready to keep up a very busy calendar.

Whether your approach is to tackle tasks one at a time, or whether you prefer to move around between multiple projects, you will get everything done if you maintain an upbeat momentum. When at work, you may benefit by pursuing your passions. That is to say, it will be okay if you focus on the to-dos that you are most interested in first. By beginning with those tasks that most intrigue and inspire, you can build up your energies for later undertakings that you might not have originally been as excited about, but will later seem less daunting.

While the hours of sunlight shorten and as summer dwindles, you may be surprised to find that your closest relationships will flourish and experience unexpected growth. Regardless of whether you are a Stoner Sag rolling solo, or have found your soulmate or particular partner, your interpersonal connections will prosper. Use this time of fortune for building the foundation for future prosperity. Some say that stoners are prone to forgetting…well, this month, pack a bowl and pass it around. You will be certain to create positive memories that will be remembered for a long time to come.

Gemini September 2017

Stoner Gemini the first month of fall will be an exciting time for you. Blessings from the cosmos will be quite supportive on all levels. You will only be bound by your own vision and limitations. Creativity and action will be rewarded with assured success and impact.

Be bold stoner Gemini! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self belief and internal confidence. Are you familiar with The Secret stoner Gemini? To an extreme this philosophy is a complete farce, but the base elements are key to your success in the September time period. What do you visualize for yourself? Your life path is yours alone to walk, but it is also yours alone to curate. Celestial support is on your side in September. All possibilities that you can imagine are possible for you to manifest stoner Gemini. All grand visions require work and attention, but creativity and self belief are the foundation of a great adventure. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help draw these internal ambitions and aspirations out, but action and resolve will be required to fully manifest your dreams.

Action! Yes, you have the celestial support to achieve your dreams, but this manifestation will not become actualization without hard work and consistent effort. Stoner Gemini, you must take the resolution of self belief and internal confidence and apply it to the physical world. Your mantra in the September time period should be #CantStopWontStop.

You will find that positive action will have positive impact in all spheres of life. The work and creative sphere will garner the most attention, but you will find this renewed self belief and internal confidence will impact your cannabis companions and loved ones as well. Do not shrink from a challenge or pivotal decision. With creativity, integrity, honesty, and hard work you will be able to mold your life into the form you desire.

Aquarius August 2017

During this month of August, Stoner Aquarius, it will be best advised to invest your energies into the long term. Avoid unnecessary distractions, as these will only slow you down, or divert you from your original goals. It may not be a bad idea to look into acquiring some nice sticky sativas, as you will be embarking upon multiple spiritual endeavors this month, and the boosts in creativity could be helpful. The old adage, of “sharing is caring,” will be additionally important during this time. While you may feel like you are ready to take on the world, be certain to not turn down a helping hand when it is offered.

Your creativity will be a focal point during this time, as ingenuitive approaches to unexpected problems will help to smooth out results and avoid unnecessary disagreements at work. You may come to find that you are experiencing new found passions in your career life. Embrace these feelings stoner Aquarius. While they may seem foreign initially, the long term payoff will be more than worth it. If you are able to keep your professional work and your smoking work distinctly separate, then ultimately, success is a sure bet.

As summer comes to a close, you will notice a significant expansion of your inner smoking circle. These new connections may arrive in the most unexpected of places, but it will be best to embrace these new opportunities to make new friends. While you are able to offer support to those who need it, don’t hesitate to ask for help when needed. Summer may be waning, but there is still ample opportunity to make the most of the sunshine left at hand.

Aries August 2017

Stoner Aries, your ambitions this month will be noticeable to yourself and to those around you. You will be able to take full advantage of the good weather and long days that summer provides you. Perhaps you have new undertakings that you have been planning, and now is the time to implement them. Or, just as likely, you will see seeds that you planted earlier in the year begin to flourish and produce amazing results. This season of prosperity will only be improved by sharing your successes with friends and your peers. Others will look to you for advice and for guidance, so feel confident in your abilities to lead. When you are not making things happen, you should find your favorite piece, your favorite strain of that sacred herb, and head out to your favorite secluded smoke spot. If you bring along friends, keep your smoking circle limited to a few. It will be important that you make good use of your relaxation time. You will be busy with many projects, so you definitely want to rest and recharge when your schedule permits.

The workplace will provide you with the most opportunities to take charge and work with coworkers to pursue common goals. It is likely that you will have to utilize your creative thinking skills, but this is the kind of challenge that you excel at best. Your aura will be clearly visible to your peers at work. Your collaborations together are sure to create lasting results and will help to move the company into new territories and towards new accomplishments. While you are making good use of your energies, it is recommended to keep pipe time separate from productive times. A clear head will only better ensure that you are able to give full focus to the tasks before you and provide the best chances of success.

With those nearest to you, Stoner Aries, just do your best to be present and to be yourself. Your ability to help others should not limit your willingness to ask others for help when needed. Just like at work, working together with your partner will only advance your relationship for the better. With such a strong support system at work and at home, this month, the sky really will be the limit, so do not be afraid to dream big.

Cancer August 2017

Opportunity knocks in August stoner Cancer. Growth in matters of the heart and spirituality are likely during the final summer month. However, there will be little control you can place on these opportunities. August will be like a picturesque train ride through the country. You could sleep and miss the splendor or look intently at the magical creations of the universe. Don’t be afraid to take a deep dive into meditative smoke sessions during August stoner Cancer. You must be in tune with your third eye to reap the rewards of the cosmic gift placed before you. Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Turn your third eye inward stoner Cancer, and see yourself. I call this introspection without intent. You are not trying to fix, adjust, or analyze anything about yourself. Witness your human and spiritual growth in real time and truly see the perception of your reality. Don’t shy away from what you see. With this insight you will be able to take the steps to nurture growth in the way you want to shape your life.

Are you passionate about your work stoner Cancer? If not you may be out of tune with your universal wave length. You must find time for your true passion to regain balance and harmony. If you are in love with what you do in the workplace, then everybody better get on board. Your efficiency and productivity will be supercharged in the final summer month. Nothing will impede your momentum.

August could be a month where love is in flux. It is most important to value yourself fully at this time. Tough decisions, or even sudden passionate decisions, are more easily decided when you are in balance with yourself and your surroundings. Cannabis companions and loved ones can’t help you with these matters that are so personal to you. Witness yourself and follow the guidance of your third eye. Flux and change can be positive for the growth of a beautiful butterfly.

Capricorn August 2017

Stoner Capricorn you may seem like a passenger in the month of August. Watching life unfold without universal blessings to impact your surroundings. This may be your fate, so it will be up to you to make the best of this situation. There is no strain or species of the sacred herb that is recommended or warned against. The one requirement is to use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand the cosmic winds swirling around you while you hold stagnant in the calm center.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus more on internal strength than outward progress. Current universal struggles cannot be solved with proactive initiative. This is a time period to allow situations to develop and possibly allow problems to solve themselves. August is a great time to turn your third eye gaze inward towards yourself. What can you do to improve yourself? Your body, mind, and spirit need attention to maintain the quality of life you desire. Perhaps there are dietary changes you have been contemplating. Maybe now is the time to get back on that work out schedule. Yoga and stretching are wonderful tools to aid the body and spirit. Now is the time to find positive tasks to influence yourself stoner Capricorn.

Trust will be required in the August time period. Not trust in others, but trust in yourself and your own intuition. As you see the world unfold in front of you, all the clues and signs will be there to make the best decision for your life path. My vision implores you to go with the flow of the cosmos, but this does not mean to turn a blind eye at the situations developing. Understanding a problem sometimes can be all that is needed to solve it. Sometimes the deepest blessings in life come at you instead of from you.