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Scorpio March 2018

Stoner Scorpio March will be an active and impactful period. One might say that the plentiful opportunities available in March may be the very point of danger during the month. So feel free to spark one up early and often in March stoner Scorpio, but make sure to engage your third eye in the analytical process of decision making.

Energy and productivity will be high. There will be no need to contemplate strains or species of the sacred herb as universal support will be strong enough that no herbal energetic compensation will be required. However, you must stay engaged in every aspect of your life. Avoid superfluous opportunities. Focus on direct task oriented achievements. In other words, embrace the daily grind stoner Scorpio. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on engaging your third eye. See opportunities from a high altitude so that as much information can be taken in before embarking on a specific path. The more you risk the more you can lose. Especially if you rely on the advice or work of others to complete your projects. This is not the period to place trust in others. Straight forward progress of your own work within your own responsibility will see you through to success this month.

You must take time to take care stoner Scorpio. Your mind and your cosmic space suit need your attention in March. With a go-go lifestyle full of moments of deep contemplation and concentrative decisions, you must take moments to recover and recuperate. Schedule moments of solitude. Get lit stoner Scorpio. Find a natural spring to use as a retreat. Maybe a hiking adventure to that hidden waterfall for the most majestic smoke spot will suit you well. Perhaps take that yoga or spin class you have been thinking about. Or a deep meditative dive in a float tank is the perfect joint. Seek healthy alternative states to enhance your personal growth. Invite some cannabis companions along for the adventure. Smoke buddies that sweat together, stay healthy together.

Sagittarius March 2018

Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure.

Early in March the first full moon will bring a bitter cosmic wind that will sting the cheek of the stoner Sagittarius. This bitter breeze will be fleeting, but it will come without sight or warning. Pay close attention to your family and cannabis companions. Pack a bowl for two. A shared smoke session and some thoughtful advice may be all it takes to still the air. It will be best to avoid confrontation. Diffuse and deflect potential negativity in the workplace and within your smoke circle. A negative cloud can be dispersed with a sunny disposition.

The sacred herb is an awesome weapon against depression. CBD products have become plentiful. Arm yourself with CBD dominant cannabis strains for March meditative smoke sessions. The right green will help keep the blues away. Perhaps a CBD gummi would be the perfect supplement to your daily routine.

Double check your information stoner Sagittarius. Find multiple sources for your information. It will be important to avoid making decisions in March based on fake news. Business owners or people who fight for their own economic fate must take off the gloves and get into the fight. Strict attention and concentration must be paid to competition and controllable costs. To the terrestrial astronauts caught in the mechanistic economic grind, now is not the time to jump without looking first. A large leap on your own will come in due time. March is a time where methodical progress is the best course of action. Stay alert and put one foot in front of the other.

Libra March 2018

Stoner Libra the sun will shine on you in March. The intensity of the cosmic rays can be uplifting and energizing, but they can also burn. Sunscreen is required to keep your skin safe from harmful rays. You will need an emotional sunscreen in March to protect your psyche from harmful sensitivity. But alas stoner Libra, there is plenty of positive aspects of a bright solar influence.

Pack a bowl full of the sacred Sativa species early and often. Quiet your mind, and allow your third eye to guide your meditative smoke sessions. Intuition and understanding have always been attributes of strength for the stoner Libra. In March this psychic understanding will be enhanced. Find every opportunity to quiet your surroundings and tune into your inner voice and your connection with the universe. This practice will help you avoid the scorching heat of extra sensitivity, and yet seek advantages in universal harmony.

Be active and be bold stoner Libra, but do so at a deliberate pace. March is the perfect period for planning projects and even starting new adventures. The energy from the solar influence will allow you to organize and receive a bounty of help from others. Blessed helpers may only require a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, pizza, and your companionship. Accomplishment will come from contemplative planning and collaborative execution.

Intuition and assertiveness will be the key to a harmonious personal life in March. Your meditative smoke session with the Sativa species will draw out ambition to solve problems. These problematic issues may not be from a current time period, but an old scab from a previous injury. March will be the perfect time to solve problems and overcome obstacles with family, lovers, and smoke buddies. You will be amazed at your power and influence in March stoner Libra. Trust your intuition, and feed your ambition. Just make sure to guard your sensitivities from hot solar flares.

Pisces March 2018

Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.

Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.

You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.

The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.

Leo March 2018

Stoner Leo, this March, it will be beneficial to keep your pace at a slow yet persistent roll. And it won’t be a bad idea for you to roll one up often. Your to-do list is long, perhaps the winter months were a bit less productive than you originally thought. But, do not waste precious energies fretting over what didn’t get done. As we push through the final months of cold weather, you can remain optimistic you are heading into a hot streak! Whatever remains to be done or new endeavors you set out to accomplish, be confident you are more than ready to tackle any task you set your attentions to; and as you already know, there is much to do.

What you need now, Stoner Leo, is consistency. This is not the month to explore the vast universe of various strains and varieties of the sacred herb. Instead, the best advice is for you to find what works and stick with it. The overall recommendation is to find one or two sweet sativas which will help keep you motivated, mindful, and moving forward. If you do not already have one, it would be beneficial to keep a pen and notebook handy. You will have a plethora of creative ideas and solutions to problems and obstacles you are working on. However, it will be crucial to match each problem with an appropriate solution for success. Organization will be key to ensuring no effort is misplaced or wasted.

At home, it will be even more important for you to make sure every movement is deliberate and well calculated. Your interpersonal relationships will require some maintenance and your direct attention. Responding with your emotions should be avoided. You have a big heart Stoner Leo, but what will be required of you this month is your mindfulness. Your instinct will lead you to try to solve each problem head on. It will take a certain level of restraint, but sometimes the best approach is simply to have open ears and a freshly packed bowl. You may feel like those around you need a leader, but what will really help to get everyone through the daily grind is to be a kind bud.

Gemini March 2018

Stoner Gemini, as we progress toward the coming spring months and all the warmth and new growth they promise, it will be important to focus on the transformations happening within you. The best investment you can make of your energies is to strive towards striking a balance between your inner workings and your outer surroundings. Maintaining this delicate equilibrium is important as leaning too far in any particular direction may result in unnecessary setbacks in others. This does not mean every facet should be given equal attention, but rather each area should be allotted what is required for desired growth. Whatever can be done to help to align your chakras will be efforts well spent. This might mean meditating with just you, yourself, and mary jane. It could be gathering with the ganja and your closest buds to talk about life, the universe, and everything. You know best Stoner Gem, what is needed to bring you peace.

While March ushers in the Spring season and everything around you will be rapidly changing, it is crucial for you to maintain a steady and sustainable pace. You will certainly be grinding hard to achieve your goals, but don’t forget to make time to grind a fresh green bowl and reflect upon your successes. But, in the same vein, do not allow your accelerated pace to be the reason you experience accidents that were necessarily avoidable. This is to say, Stoner Gemini, you are skilled and capable of achieving your current goals, just don’t let your hubris be the very reason for your hardships. Whether you are your own boss, or are working your way up the ladder of success, you will have opportunities this month to invoke and implement new and creative approaches to the obstacle you encounter. Be sure to use these tasks to their greatest potential and show critics and supporters alike all you are more than capable of.

With regards to the romantic front, all will be peaceful if you allow it to be. This means it will be important to not create problems where there are none. At first this sounds obvious, but sometimes you are prone to overanalyzing the situation, Stoner Gemini. What is sometimes needed is a step back or a second glance. What initially seems daunting may appear less detrimental when you allow yourself the time to see the situation from a different angle. Do not be afraid to share these concerns with your canna-companion or those dearest to you. Remember that there is little that cannot be overcome by sharing a peace pipe filled with cannabis and the willingness to have an open and honest conversation.

Capricorn March 2018

Stoner Capricorn you must be ready to transform in March. Shed that larva like body and spread your beautiful wings. There will be many opportunities to float around like a social butterfly in March. Not every encounter will result in a lifelong cannabis companion, but each person has merit and something to contribute. Avoid a deep cloudy haze of overindulgence with the sacred herb. Keep your head and mood light. Each person in the smoke circle of life deserves an honest holistic interaction with you, and you will also benefit from being able to fully take in what each person has to offer.

March will be a month of action, but it is all up to you. Now is the time to execute that business idea you have. Stewart Smalley created a wonderful mantra, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.” Repeating this mantra during your meditative smoke sessions will help you navigate the busy social scene you will encounter. Confidence and love stoner Capricorn, not just for yourself, but others. Developing your own business, no matter what stage you are in, relies heavily on confidence. You must trust and believe in yourself stoner Capricorn. March is the time to progress and build that entrepreneurial project. Perhaps this new network of cannabis companions will assist you in your efforts.

Whether you are a single stoner Capricorn, or in a committed relationship, there will be enhanced opportunities in March to relate and communicate with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Partners in chronic will add a welcome and fresh perspective. Cannabuddies will offer insight to solve problems and enhance sticky situations. Be confident in your judgement, but some obstacles will require a little help from your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the joint, and listen to your cannabis companion’s point.

Cancer March 2018

Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Internalizing your third eye to explore how you relate to those around you will assist in overcoming personal obstacles.

You will have more than adequate energy to overcome all obstacles in the work sphere. Dare I say you may engage your terrestrial autopilot, and lose nothing of significance at work. Work must done, but you will be amazed at your ability to handle everything without strain. The counter to this smooth work period will be a lack of progress and growth.

The universal focus of March will be centered dramatically on the personal sphere stoner Cancer. A medicated meditative smoke session early in the month should focus on patience. Your closest cannabis companions will not have the universal support that you feel in March. Seek patience with yourself and your ambitious personal plans. Patience with your fellow terrestrial astronauts, and recognition of their own struggle with the stars. Be cautious of your expectations of your cannabis companions. You will need support in your cosmic mission, but over reliance on others could leave you short of your goals. In the end, if you can see this in your medicated meditations, you will discover that the fault isn’t in the shortcomings of your partner, but in the expectations of yourself.

Spark one up after the work day is done stoner Cancer. Leave the stress of work behind and vibe with your cannabis companions in your personal life. Minimize the pressure and expectations of your cannabuddies. Patiently plot and plan your adventures. Grow like a sacred weed stoner Cancer.

Aries March 2018

Stoner Aries the March period will once again be a thematic continuation of the first two months of 2018. So let’s recap the important points of the February stoner horoscope. Trust in yourself, do not rely on others. Do not try to solve the mystery of paranoid smoke clouds, move on quickly to the task or direction in front of you. A steady pace should be kept, no racing or jumping ahead.

How did you do with your cosmic mission in February? There is plenty of universal support and positive planetary influences surrounding you. In the end, your happiness or sense of accomplishment all lies within your sphere of influence. Once again balance and an even pace will be important as you navigate terrestrial obstacles. A nice balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be your rocket fuel as you dance amidst the stars. Moderation will also be an important aspect to your meditative smoke sessions. Blasting off with too much fuel may send you off course and too close to the searing sun.

You should feel confident within the work sphere in March. Keep in mind my lovely Aries, an even pace does not mean relaxed. All tasks and obstacles should be dealt with directly. With concentration and a willful intent there will be no obstacles that hold you back. Stay on task. Take other’s opinions and analysis into account, but remain steadfast in the intent and goal of your mission.

Be forewarned stoner Aries, there will be moments in March where you will feel like you are traveling in a bumper car. Negative energy may not directly impact your situation, but as a cannabis companion is negatively impacted, that energy may careen into your sphere of influence. Once again, solving the mystery of the situation will not be as important as moving forward dealing with the dilema. Inhale, breathe, and let it be.

Aquarius March 2018

Stoner Aquarius, you should prepare yourself to encounter disappointments and setbacks this month. Although this may sound like a bad thing, do not worry, these are called growing pains. While not everything you undertake will result in your preferred outcome, this is simply because you are entering into uncharted territories. And like with any new endeavor comes the increased chance of encountering unexpected outcomes. If you are able to maintain a positive level of optimism, you will quickly realize these are opportunities for exponential growth, not just grumbling. You will benefit from some substantial meditative sessions. Spend some time contemplating with your favorite strain–you will be reminded that our perspective can mean the difference of seeing the nug jar half empty or half full.

While there might be many who will offer their advice as to how to best tackle the tasks in front of you, Stoner Aquarius, remember that you are the one who ultimately decides the course of action. When you are faced with contradicting advice between what someone else recommends or what you feel is the best path, follow your heart. While it is always a good practice to listen to others, it is best to take these inputs with a grain of salt or a gram of weed. That is to say, allow yourself to the chance to reflect upon the situation at hand before moving forward. The best of both worlds will be to set your mind to your specific goals, know what you think serve you best to accomplish said goals, and rely only upon the input of your closest partners in chronic.

Although it is recommended you stand by your convictions when it comes to your opinions and efforts with regards to the workplace, it will be be of the utmost importance for you to remain pliable when it comes to dealing with matters of the home. This month, there will be no need to sacrifice your ambitions for those nearest to you, however, it will be important for you to acknowledge and address their needs. Whether this means bonding over a bowl of our sacred herb, or late nights conversing and listening to those dearest, all involved will be able to feel their moods elevated to a higher state.