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Capricorn May 2018

Stoner Capricorn you are entering a wonderful time period. May has all the promise of a blooming flower. The moon will take a prominent position of allyship for your sign. A wonderful turn of events from the usual planetary predicaments of the moon.. From the Full Moon of April 29th, to the Flower Moon of May 29th you will feel a warm cosmic breeze at your back.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month stoner Capricorn. Find the adventure in life and self improvement. The unusual support from the moon will not be a lucky rabbit’s foot or a golden ticket. You can take advantage of this cosmic opportunity through positive effort and attention. Make sure your cannabis tool kit is filled with light and airy Sativa strains. Now is not the time for couch-lock contemplation, but instead active participation.

Opportunity is the key term for May. We create our own opportunities. You now have unexpected universal support for all of your desires and plans. But you must make a plan stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on what it is you truly want. Journal your deep thoughts or create a to-do list. NOW, take steps to forward your mission. Perhaps you want to forward your involvement in charity or politics. Maybe there is an outdoor or educational adventure you have passed on in the past. NOW is the time to set yourself up for internal success. Give it a try and get going.

On the personal front, drama can be expected within your smoke circle. It will be crucial for you to recognize this is not your responsibility. People and things will work out on their own without the need for your stressful involvement. Don’t get cornered to choose sides. Calm waters are the best to swim in; and you should be a vigorous swimmer in May stoner Capricorn.

Aquarius May 2018

Stoner Aquarius the sun will shine on you in May! This period promises to have all the blessings required for success. But the sun is shining more on your business sphere than personal. So pack a bowl of your favorite energetic Sativa strain as you prepare to blaze your own economic path in May.

The current planetary alignment provides support to the bold stoner Aquarius. But it provides fortune to the prepared. Is there a business adventure or financial investment you have been pondering or planning? May is the perfect time to take steps toward your goal. As always there are universal requirements to success. We are talking about support, not luck stoner Aquarius.

First, no economic adventure is foolproof. Without proper analysis and assessment, your efforts will be subject to chance. A bushy nug filled plant always starts from a well nurtured seed.

Second, you must clear the clutter from previous projects. Remaining tasks and to-dos from old projects or ideas can disrupt the cosmic wave of refreshing new adventures. Complete all left over tasks before committing to this new project.

Third, success requires a strong single-minded work ethic. We all know the lazy stoner stereotype is just a myth. This month it will be up to you to shatter this myth stoner Aquarius.

All work and no play makes for a dull stony day. As there are limited highlights to be foretold in May, I do have some words of caution. I think of the Kid Cudi words, “The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.” It will be paramount to avoid locking yourself away with a bowl and a frown in May. Developing a “people suck” attitude will be an easy trap. Trust and reliance on others should be avoided. It’s not that you should avoid any smoke circles or cannabis companions, just don’t create expectations surrounding these encounters. This is a month of work stoner Aquarius. Fun cannabis companionship will arrive at a future date.

Aries April 2018

Stoner Aries universal influences will support a positive and prosperous April.  With Spring in full effect, it will be imperative to organize and complete projects already underway.  The full moon on the 31st of March represents an opportunity for the stoner Aries to cleanse the past and prepare for the future.

Think of the beginning of April as a vision quest.  Puff early and meditate often. See the year unfold.  Perhaps you can enhance your medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb by trying something new to connect with your inner voice.  An internal journey within a float tank is a wonderful conduit to better self understanding. Perhaps a long hike in the majesty of our terrestrial plane will inspire your vision.  Maybe a medicated hot yoga session is just what the doctor ordered to expel toxins and breathe in new energy. No matter the tools of your quest, find the time early in April to open your mind to your internal voice.  Seek your true desired direction.

Smoke some flower stoner Aries.  Dust off the leaves that clutter your environment, both external and internal.  Once your vision quest is complete, the next step will be to complete all projects already established.  Leaving loose ends can trip you up as you run toward your future. You will find the pace of your work and mental analysis will increase tremendously now that you have found your true direction.  What can you do now to reach this vision? Once you have your direction established and work in progress completed, waste no time in executing forward progress toward your future.

Don’t spend all your time in a yurt on a mountain top visualizing your future stoner Aries.  After your vision quest early in the month it will be crucial to connect with your cannabis companions, loved ones, and smoke circle acquaintances.  It’s possible these connections will help actualize the vision of your future.

Cancer April 2018

Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos?  April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life.  This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path.  Truly you will be on the edge of your board seeking balance and quick reaction to the changing elements of the wave of life.

So often I implore the stoner signs to plan and seek guidance from within to help create a path to positivity and success for the time period.  But this month is not normal or expected for the stoner Cancer. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on trust, stability, and versatility.  There is no plan when you drop in on that large cosmic wave. Only trust in oneself and reaction to the ever-changing dynamic of the wave will see you through to the end of the ride.  Live life by the moment without planning. Place comfort and convenience at the forefront so that flexibility in decision making will come with ease.

Stoner Cancer, let’s put together a sacred stash box for April.  This stash box will be like a tool kit for each occasion during the month.  Arm yourself with Sativa, Indica, a hybrid, and edibles. Be sure to keep an eye toward the strength of your sacred herb.  Occasions may pop up where a high CBD strain is needed. This well constructed stash box will assist in maintaining balance within unpredictable situations.  As you live for comfort and versatility you must have diverse tools to enhance a wide range of activities.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, a comfortable and relaxed pace does not allow for ignorance.  As you focus on the cosmic wave directly in front, you may lose sight of your cannabis companions in your peripheral.  Universal support will disappear with any selfish actions that place your flexible movements above the consideration for your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  But alas, this is all part of the delicate dance within the dynamic cosmic wave. You got this stoner Cancer, enjoy the ride!

Capricorn April 2018

Stoner Capricorn last month was quite active and impact-full for your sign.  There is a bit of a flip in the script for April. The larva that morphed into a social butterfly in March will now mature into a worker bee.  Energy and positivity will remain in place, but the focus and direction may change. April will not be a Kiss song stoner Capricorn. You may want to rock all night and party every day, but there will be other time periods for this possibility.  Now is the time to expend all that energy and confidence you nurtured in March toward a social angle, and apply it to your work sphere.

You can’t achieve your goals and dreams without first planning the design and pouring the foundation.  This is the time for the hard work and tough decisions. Keep the Indica species of the sacred herb locked up.  April will be the perfect month to meditate with the Sativa species. The energy and creativity you can cultivate from medicated smoke sessions will aid in your progress toward the manifestation of your dreams.  

Cosmic influences will reward the stoner Capricorn with a solitary focus and plan of action.  Early in the month take some time to meditate with the sacred herb. Planning and budgeting will be a crucial step at this point.  If you have several projects, ideas, or businesses that you would like to pursue, then this will be an important stage to select one to focus your efforts.  If your spread yourself too thin, your dreams may turn into a nightmare.

Decisions you make in April could have a large impact on future time periods.  Not only will a solitary focus be required, but also clear communication. Avoid cloudy situations.  No hot boxing in April stoner Capricorn! Miscommunication from thick smoke clouds could send you off course.

Your personal sphere may feel like you are spinning your wheels in April.  Just be clear with your communication, and enjoy the flow. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.  Do not fret or focus too much attention on the personal sphere. There will plenty of work to accomplish to keep you occupied.

Gemini April 2018

Stoner Gemini, this month is not about how fast you go, but how far.  Do not be disappointed by the fact you are not likely to embark on any grand journey across the universe.  It is more likely you will travel along more familiar roads, but you will get to see them in completely new and unexpected ways.  April is the time to delve deeper down the rabbit hole and explore what you thought was familiar. Perhaps you have an interest you have never invested time in, or a hobby you’ve wanted to turn into a craft.   But you were held back because others thought it was “alternative.” Pursue your passions! Whether it’s practicing your painting, getting creative with clay, participating in cannabis activism, or chopping it up in the kitchen, your journey will be in self exploration.  

With regards to the sphere of work, the important thing is to keep your “eyes on the prize.”  It is easy to become sidetracked by the promise of the next prospect. Especially when your current project becomes tedious or littered with obstacles.  But, under no circumstances should you rush a project to completion simply to see it done. You, and all of your teammates will benefit when the job is done right, not quickly.  As long as you stay focused on the task at hand, there will be plenty of time to relax and celebrate your accomplishments. If you pace yourself and prioritize your to do list, you can do it all Stoner Gemini.

Although you may not find yourself going a hundred miles a minute, you will cover a lot of ground this month.  It is recommended you use the buddy system when possible, because you are surrounded by amazing people who offer fresh perspectives and much to learn.  The key is to keep it to a slow burn. Celebrate the “little wins” and share in the success of the group. Remember even the greatest bud begins as a tiny seed.  Pay close attention to the tasks that require your nurturing; you and your partners in chronic are sure to produce lasting accomplishments.

Leo April 2018

Stoner Leo the sky’s the limit for you this April!  Better weather is headed your way, and the cosmos is sure to have your back.  Unlike recent months when it was better to conserve your energy and maintain a steady pace, the advice this month is to give it all you got!  You are certain to be successful in whatever you set out to accomplish. Your goal should be to do as much as you can, within reason. Your only failure will come from the lack of trying.  

It can be easy to get caught up in the grind, especially when you’re working at a fast pace.   Be forewarned, it will be important you do not neglect your health. When you need a little pick-me-up, a second wind, a timeout for a meditative session, you know the helpful healing powers of the sacred herb is just one puff away.  Although cannabis can help to heal the body and nourish the mind, you are ultimately responsible for how well you maintain your cosmic spacesuit. You might have the best plan to tackle a problem at work, or a great idea to make progress in a personal goal; but you will not get very far if you do not focus first on your well being.  Keep up your spirits! Your next accomplishment will take you even higher than the last.

Your family and friends will be aware of how busy you are when it comes to work and aspirations.  They will not ask much of you this month, Stoner Leo, other than for you to be honest with them. Keep the lines of communication open and moving in both directions.  You have a keen eye and great attention to detail, but you are known to overlook your own needs. You may get caught up in moments of intensity in your pursuit of greatness, so remember to reach out, not lash out.  Your bud-loving bosom buddies will gladly be there to support you with an open ear and a fresh packed bowl whenever you need. However, the ability to read minds is not one of the side effects of smoking cannabis. You will have to let others know when you need the companionship of good buds.  

Libra April 2018

Stoner Libra April is bound to be a wonderful time for you.  However, this positive time period will be bound by your own self control.  A keen eye for moderation will keep you on a positive path. There are four key areas to target your attention in April:  420 Celebration, Quest for Justice, Project Ambition, and Companionship.

420 Celebration:  April is the month to celebrate cannabis culture.  There will be plenty of opportunities to celebrate with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Be forewarned, you will lose universal support with overindulgence. Puff puff pass the positive vibes in moderation this month stoner Libra, and celebrate with kindness and safety.

Quest for Justice:  Ah yes stoner Libra, you have a natural desire to balance the scales of justice.  What a wonderful trait to possess my cannachampion. However, we live in confusing times of fake news and alternative facts.  Be sure to check your facts and confirm your sources before you embark on a quest for justice. Without a keen eye for details and facts, misinformation could create an overreaction that will send a cannabis companion fleeing.

Project Ambition:  April will be a prosperous and productive time period stoner Libra.  You can expect to find culmination in projects or investments. Smoke clouds of April show a likelihood of satisfaction and pride.  However, moderation of ambition is required. Disaster may strike if you take on too much responsibility as your attention will be spread too thin.  Not enough ambition, then universal support will reward your lack of effort with a lack of success.

Love and Companionship:  Be prepared stoner Libra.  The sphere of personal relations will be the most dramatically tied to a balance of moderation in April.  Toke about it with your cannabis companions. Without a keen eye toward a balanced state of mind, your emotions may swing wildly.  Communication and meditation will be your best tools to quell this dynamic period.

Pisces April 2018

Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month.  It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period.  That’s not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period.  As long as you live with kind intent and productive vigor, nothing will hold you back.

Mercury is in retrograde until the 17th of April my lovely Pisces.  Retrograde does not present the gloom and doom that it may for other zodiac signs, but there is an important task that will assist you in a harmonious passage.  During the Mercury retrograde it will be important to get your financial house in order. Excessive spending or large purchases should be avoided. How long has it been since you completed a household budget?  This is an ideal time to fully vet your existing debt, and put your arms around your spending and saving habits. The task of organizing your current finances can have a big impact on future earnings.

After the 17th stoner Pisces, you are encouraged to get out and mingle with your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  The time is right for socializing. A perfect window surrounding 4/20. Make sure you have celebratory plans. Cosmic influences support expanding your inner smoke circle, and meeting new cannabis companions.  So spark one up, and join your brethren in celebrating the sacred herb.

Keep a keen eye open for opportunities to assist your new cannabis acquaintances.  Common sense observations may come as second nature to you, but you will be surprised how much they can improve and assist in collaborative endeavors.  You might even be treated like a star with minimal effort.

There is a full moon on the 29th that will create a dynamic situation in the sphere of relationships.  Trust your third eye stoner Pisces. The dynamism of this brief period will revolve around revelations.  You may realize discoveries about yourself, loved ones, and cannabis companions. The aspect about a dynamic period is that it is more impact-full.  Positivity and negativity are not implied, simply the cosmic gears are loosened for a more dramatic move in one direction. With the right care and communicative attention, let’s hope this dynamic move will be for the positive.

Sagittarius April 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, it is important to remember while spring brings new life and beautiful growth, it can also bring some unwanted weeds.  This is a simple reminder that we should always stay focused on the promise of the final harvest, and the rewards of diligence. You should expect to be required to work hard this month for your accomplishments, but rest assured you will ultimately be successful in your serious endeavors.

Whether you work for yourself or are starting at the ground level with hopes of making it to the top, now is a good time to take chances.  Do not chase after every opportunity. It will pay off to pursue goals you have thoroughly evaluated. You will accomplish all of the tasks you set out achieve, so don’t worry if they do not all happen in the exact timeline you intend.  The outcome will be worth the wait.

You should be cautious of over spending this month.  Your stash may appear to be more plentiful than usual.  This doesn’t mean should roll it all into one joint. April should be about quality, not quantity, Stoner Sagittarius.  Be careful to keep an eye on your finances and supplies. You do not want to squander the fruits of hard labor. This does not mean you should be stingy with the sacred herb or your time and efforts.  Instead, you simply need to be more selective in your investment in both.

Similar to the realm of work, you are entering into a period of peace and noticeable growth in your personal relationships.  This will be in large part due to everyone’s willingness to share. This will include both the good and bad, but even the trouble-spots will be easier to overcome because you will have more hearts invested in solving the problem.  As long as you’re are forward and honest with your closest friends and canna-companions, you can expect the same in return. With those around you in such good moods, you will have more time for groovy adventures and extended smoke sessions.  Just be sure to keep your smoke circle close, and the ganja ready to roll. You can be assured, everyone will be in the highest spirits!