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The Stoner Virgo is an independant soul that has strong introspective meditative skills with smoke sessions. The virgin is no rookie with cannabis.

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Virgo November 2016

Stoner Virgo the time period of November presents some unique challenges.  Navigating life when you must keep your feet on the ground while your energy is in the clouds can be a difficult proposition; especially when you are used to getting your way and following your emotional instincts.  Fear, not stoner Virgo, you have one important quality that will help you through this dynamic time period.  Your ability to take responsibility for your actions will keep your head on the terrestrial plane where your body will be firmly planted.  

There are so many aspects and dimensions to the sacred herb.  Stoner Virgo, this month it would be best to meditate and enjoy the sacred herb with a CBD balance.  Health and progress should be your mantra for November.  Lofty goals and ambitious efforts will keep your head in the clouds separated from your body.

Responsibility means more than the just acknowledgment of past actions and current situations.  It means also responsibility for future outcomes from current actions.  Only once you acknowledge the obstacle can you work on proactive solutions to enjoy positive results.

Stoner Virgo, it is the sphere of love and relationships where you will find the largest challenge to keep your head and body connected in November.  All emotions will be heightened in this time period, constantly trying to send your head and spirit into the clouds.  Love, anger, joy, rage, and disappointment are all types of emotions that the stoner Virgo will feel more intensely during this time period.  The intensity of these emotions can be dangerous if your loved ones are stuck on Earth while you are soaring through the clouds.  Rash decisions and actions will be your enemy in November stoner, Virgo.  

Virgo October 2016

Stoner Virgo, the October time period will bring something unique and unusual for you.  Do not fret, this new situation will be a welcome gift from the cosmos.  Universal influences will be at bay leaving you to your devices and ambitions.  A quiet period where caretaking and fire fighting will be at a minimum, and creativity and freedom will abound.

For many other signs, a quiet period would be welcome and appreciated; but not you stoner Virgo.  This vision of calm may strike the fear of complacency and stagnation.  The universe has granted the stoner Virgo a wonderful opportunity.  Look at it this way my energetic stoner Virgo friend:  The cosmos is not forcing a calm period on you, there will simply be an absence of influence.  Ah yes, you see stoner Virgo, you will be free to create your own environment.  Freedom is the keyword to the month of October.

You can not take this gift from the universe lightly stoner Virgo.  Now is the time to start that creative adventure you have been thinking about.  Whether you own your own business or work for ‘the man,’ October will be the time to start your very own nano business or start that new creative project on the side.

This is also the time to recharge your batteries!  Stoner Virgo, you go and go chasing the cosmic wind throughout the year.  This is the time to focus on you, and what you need to savor life.  Start out the time period with a deep meditative session with the sacred herb.  Consult with your cannabis companions, they may have wonderful adventures you now have the time to join them on.

Stoner Virgo, with no cosmic influences, you will be more open to the love in your heart.  You can be a guarded soul with your love stoner Virgo.  October will be a wonderful time of freedom to express yourself and enjoy the love of others.

Virgo September 2016

Stoner Virgo, the period of September is a confusing time.  Your energy and cosmic influences usually create a dynamic period of action, but September will be different.  There is a calmness to the wind that you are not used to.  Stoner Virgos like the action of the fire and the heat of the boiling pot.  Quite often you stir the pot and like the fire.  The September period will lack dynamics for the stoner Virgo, and this may seem disconcerting.

In the absence of action and cosmic dynamics in the workplace, the stoner Virgo will replace this space with stress.  Stoner Virgo, you usually like the creativity and energy from the sacred herb.  September will be a time to try that scary deep Indica strain.  Coping and deep meditative personal work will have to replace the usual hustle and buzz from your workspace.  Willie Nelson said, “The Biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”

The action in the September time period for the stoner Virgo will come in the sphere of the personal life.  Previous events and unspoken resolutions will come to a tipping point with loved ones and cannabis companions in September.  Don’t be scared stoner Virgo, you are a powerful being, and the outcome of this tipping point doesn’t have to be spilled blood.  The period of calm in the workplace is a blessing because your love life will require your utmost attention.  If you don’t water the plant, it will die.  If you water the plant and even sing to it, it will flourish.

Virgo August 2016

Stoner Virgo, the period of August will be perfect!  Just like you, right?  Ok, just like you in the fact that two dueling influences will be competing to dominate your mood and position in the universe.  Managing these dueling influences will be the key to success and happiness in August.

The sun will shine down on you with a white hot energy in August in the work space.  Do you own your own business, or have you thought about starting your own business?  August will be a period of fortune and success, as long as you put in the hard work and planning.  Be mindful, however, that managing people could be the part in this positive tale that gets sideways.  If you work as a cog in the corporate machine or manage people, you must rely on trust and training.  We all have our place and position, do not try to do other’s work or diminish their responsibility.

It wouldn’t be a duel without an opposing force.  Dark clouds have gathered over your personal relationships in August.  Communication and understanding will be your jacket protecting from the rain.  Don’t shut yourself away.  If it’s possible, meditate with the sacred herb and your life partner.  Cannabis can have a healing impact beyond the body.  Without the proper nurturing your relationship could end in August.  If you are causal in your relationship then the clouds of August could force a breaking point.  Meditation and communication.  Care and understanding.  These tools will help you get through the rainy whether for the period of time when the sun is shining on your personal life instead of just your work life.

Virgo July 2016

Set out this month, stoner Virgo, with the end goal in mind.  July holds no secrets for you amidst any of your colleagues or cannabis companions.  Although you may find a few bumps in the road, it will be up to you on how you handle each situation.  You will indubitably need to make time to meditate with the sacred herb this month.  Finding that time will be the tricky part.

July is a time to relish in the fact that you’ve found a new strategy for your working world.  It may simply be a small tweak to the old version or a whole new ball game; regardless, stick to your plan.  You may feel the need to upheave all who do not seem to go with your flow as communications will be sorted, to say the least.  Take some time to meditate with a nice indica hybrid before you make any harsh movements.  You want to be steadfast in your decisions yet not rueful later on.  Each action you take this month is setting a new platform for your work relationships.  Be sure it is not one of fear and anxiety.

Even with your personal life, it seems that communications in the beginning of July will feel alien to you in every aspect.  Do not forget the famous saying about karma: How people treat you is their karma, how you react to them is yours.  Just because those closest to you are having a hard time explaining what is going on, does not mean they are wrong.  Breathe and let them try to work out their explanations.  Find resolution through patience and care.  Ultimately, if you can find simple and loving solutions with your loved ones this month; the end of the month holds things sweeter than medicated feast of scrumptious munchies.   Be bold stoner Virgo, but be KIND in all ways and July will fly by in a beautiful array of happiness.

Virgo June 2016

Stoner Virgo, I am afraid to say the roller coaster ride of May will continue into June.  Last month my words were all about self-confidence and rationalisation.  The period of June will be a little different even if it seems you are riding the same never-ending roller coaster.  The sacred herb will be your ally in June.  One of the many powers of cannabis is the ability to provide perspective and understanding.  Seeing yourself in the world around you will be important to get you through this carnival ride.

With respect to your work life, you will be just fine stoner, Virgo.  The cosmos may be swirling all around you in June, but your confidence and knowledge of your job will leave you unharmed in the workplace.

The cosmic tempest that you must brace for comes full force in matters of love.  The roller coaster of May keeps on trucking into June with a loud “clack-clack” ratcheting you higher and higher into peril.  Whoa stoner Virgo, that is pretty heavy.  Do not fret or puke, this ride will come to an end eventually.  With the power of the sacred herb, you must see yourself in your situation from an outside perspective.  This exercise in meditation will give you the confidence to trust yourself because even in emotional moments you are capable of making the right decision.  In the end, you are capable of living and thriving with whatever decision you make.

Virgo May 2016

Stoner Virgo, you cannot get off this ride.  You paid for the ticket, the belts are locked, and the cars are in motion.  The beginning of the month will be like the ascent of the ride.  During this early stage of the month take the time to meditate with the sacred herb and focus on self-confidence.  If you know there is a giant drop or twists and turns coming, you should be able to rationalize that you will be just fine.  You have the proper tools to make it through the ride unscathed.

In regards to your workplace, you are the master of your realm.  You need to write down your measurable, attainable, and acceptable goals.  You can accomplish your goals with thoughtful, organized, and concerted effort.  You know all this, work is easy, right?

Is it a twist, a turn, or a drop that is in front of you stoner Virgo?  The cosmos is swirling and the clouds are dark near the end of May.  In the last 10 days of the period, your loving emotions can run wild.  Self-confidence and self-belief will get you through any scary dip or drop that you may not be expecting.  The meditative session with the sacred herb in the beginning of the month can save your nerves at the end of the month.  Just like the redundant safety mechanisms on the carnival ride, you have built wonderful stabilizing features to your life.  Breathe deep, the answers and solutions are inside.

Virgo April 2016

Stoner Virgo, grab your cannabis companion and hold tight.  April will be a rough road on the cosmic highway.  The good news is that you possess some of the best shock absorbers in the celestial kingdom.  Your instincts, decision-making, judgement, and tenacity will be tested in April as a cosmic headwind will sear at your skin for the entire month.  The sacred herb can be your soothing ointment.  I do not have a cannabis strain to recommend this month stoner Virgo.  It will be crucial for you to maintain steadfast attention, calm confidence, and keen intelligence as you travel on this rough road.  

Now that you understand the gravity of the situation, please understand you are capable of making it through April unscathed and unhurt.  You have all the tools to tackle each problem one bump at a time.  Part of the solution is actually knowing the problem is coming.  Take heed and prepare yourself early in the month.  Focus your meditations on surrounding yourself with a cosmic force field.  These internal preparations will give you the fortitude to weather any situation that presents itself.  Remember this, sometimes the best way to deal with a problem is to set it aside until you have developed a way to deal with it.
Stoner Virgo, your love life in April will be as if the cosmos is illuminating the most insecure part of your relationship.  For those of you lucky in love, please have confidence that healing old wounds will take your relationship out of the darkness and into the light.  For those of you Stoner Virgo’s without a cannabis companion or balancing a disingenuous relationship, the cosmic light will place a giant mirror in front of your love life.  You will not be able to escape the truth.

Virgo March 2016

Virgo stoner, you are a powerful being.  March brings a particularly strong and powerful month for the Virgo stoner.  However, I must say this early and clearly:  You must stay grounded in March and give care to your soul as much as your work ambitions.  The sacred herb will be your grounding wire to the electric month of March.

Stoner Virgo, one of your best attributes is your ability to organize and execute tasks in the workplace.  Taking on more work and responsibility is second nature to you.  This ability will be amplified in March as you will become a task master.  New endeavors will present themselves that may seem amazing and fortuitous.  However stoner Virgo, you must keep yourself grounded.  Before jumping at opportunities please take your future self into consideration.  Life is about more than work and money.  Decisions that may seem easy and “can’t miss” in March may keep you from passions and family in the future.  Your cannabis grounding wire will be essential to factor in humility and your future self when making these important decisions.

March will also be a powerful and potentially magical time for the stoner Virgo’s personal life.  New relationships can form and peripheral relationships can bond.  Life will be like wearing cosmic goggles that allow you to see more clearly than you have in the past, or will in the future.  Just remember your cannabis grounding wire stoner, Virgo.  Your loved ones do not have the cosmic goggles.  A powerful being can hurt if they don’t take their loved one’s perspective into consideration with care.

Virgo February 2016

Stoner Virgo, you will be hot in February.  There is a strong warm cosmic wind at your back.  The planets have aligned, and the universe has blessed you with extraordinary powers for the February period.  Good fortune and accomplishment only come to those that act stoner Virgo.  The universe can present you with opportunities, but it is you alone that stand responsible for the results.  

Please stoner Virgo, don’t get too cocky.  Take time to meditate with the sacred herb to help keep you grounded.  Negativity will only come in February to the stoner Virgo that doesn’t keep his head.  Negative traps lie in overconfidence as much as they do in complacency.  One of the most wonderful healing powers of the sacred herb is the plant’s ability to reveal yourself to you (RIP Bob Marley).  Meditate with the sacred herb to keep you grounded and humble in February stoner Virgo.

No two snowflakes are the same.  The same may be true of Virgos as well.  Stoner Virgos that are self employed or in a leadership position may have a completely different outlook on the month of February from those stoner Virgos that are unemployed or work for someone else.  The cosmos will not differentiate between these types of Virgos, but the results of hard work and success will be different.  Entrepreneurial Virgos and those in direct positions to benefit financially from hard work and success will see the fruits of their labor in February.  Worker bee Virgos will benefit from the same energy and ability to accomplish tasks in February, but the manifestation of results will be delayed.

Warning: Do not let the power go to your head.  One trap in February is for the stoner Virgo to spread themselves too thin trying to apply their magic to everything in front of them.  Perhaps being more selective and thorough will see stronger results.