Stoner Virgo, inhale, breathe, and let it be. Mercury retrograde is now behind you, and the month of September promises far less intrigue and uncertainty. How did you do during the challenging cosmic time period of August? Some stoner Virgos discovered no matter how much logical capital focused toward the Mercury retrograde, the magic of the universe and our human planetary connection cannot be broken. But alas survival was assured, and you can continue your astronautical adventure on Earth untethered to the dreaded Mercury retrograde.
Early in the month of September, take the restrictive reigns off your cannabis pipe stoner Virgo. Make plans to set time aside for a deep healing meditative smoke session. Take time to focus on your body and emotional stability. A wonderfully peaceful yoga session with the sacred herb can cleanse the body and soul. Be sure to bring plenty of water for this detoxifying smoke session. For those stoner Virgo’s not hip with yoga, please understand that calm secluded stretching is all we are discussing. All stoner Virgos deserve this personal time of rest and contemplation after the August time period.
It’s time to get back on track stoner Virgo. There will be no particular planetary influence in the September time period. However, this stagnant condition may seem like a blessing from the universe after the cosmically chaotic month of August. Now is the time to focus on yourself. Find your confidence in decision making once again. Ambitious expectations should be tempered during this time period as healing and stability should be the goal. Areas of love and work will all fall under the same influence. Attentive, assertive, and positive decision making is the key to regaining your virginal mojo after the ravaging of Mercury.
Stoner Virgo stop! Listen to “Also sprach Zarathustra” from “2001: A Space Odyssey.” This should give you the impact and necessary tone for your August reading. You see stoner Virgo, Mercury is in retrograde for you in the August time period. Perhaps a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb should take place during this reading. You see, August will present a sort of choose-your-own-adventure stoner Virgo.
Please adjust your seat into a full and upright position. Your flesh spacecraft is about to experience turbulence. Mercury retrograde will jam all communication devices. No new adventures should originate during this time period. Be alert and aware during the final summer month. Murphy is clearly in charge and you have no control. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
OR stoner Virgo. You can choose the adventure based in logic and reason. You see Mercury in retrograde may be a myth or a pseudoscience built on illogical coincidence and anecdotal experience. Mercury doesn’t ever move backwards! This retrograde term is based entirely on perception. Mercury’s orbit is smaller than Earth’s. And when it speeds passed Earth, it only appears to move backward. This happens about four times a year, and it is occurring now during your sign. I figured a nice logical explanation would be the perfect joint for you to smoke stoner Virgo. When you hear about the dreaded retrograde and your impending doom, please smoke about it and forget about it.
To be on the safe side, or a little paranoid, you should retrace your steps for the year. Toke time to analyze what got you to this point and where you are headed. You will find appreciation in triumphs and potentially discover missed opportunities that propelled you to this point in your astrological timeline. Avoid starting new projects, but begin planning your steps after Mercury has safely passed into another sign’s influence.
Stoner Virgo July will be a positive time. Cosmic forces will shine down on you with a warmth like the summer sun. Are you clever enough to see all the rays within the star’s gaze? Impactful events are probable in July that will affect the remainder of the year. However, these “events” may be on another dimensional plane. Awareness stoner Virgo. To take full advantage of the opportunity ahead, you must be in tune with your third eye.
Think outside of your sphere, or bubble. Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s not a smoke session without the meditation. Let’s not put a theme or a target on meditative smoke sessions in July. I have a feeling things will come quite naturally to you stoner Virgo. When you are high in the clouds you can see everything on the terrestrial platform, even yourself. July could offer consequential understanding key to long term success. Whatever success means, whether monetarily or with regards to a relationship, and even great conscious understanding; Let your third eye guide you.
Action will be required to take advantage of opportunities that come your way in July. Stay close to your trusted cannabis companions. Their help will solve obstacles that present themselves. Reluctance or complacency will be the only enemy for the stoner Virgo in July. DO NOT rely on the opinion or hand out from a casual smoke circle acquaintance. Their reliability may be like fools gold. Just remember stoner Virgo, you can see and solve all problems in July.
Love, passion, and human connection are in store for the single stoner Virgo. Yes, that adventurous side may come out in the second summer month. Embrace those quirks, after all didn’t they get you this far? Just remember as soon as you become too cool the universe will manifest a quick cold.
Stoner Virgo the sun is out and the first summer time period of June promises to have fortunate conclusions. However, these fortunate conclusions are not based upon luck or universal blessings, they will be based on diligence and action on your part. But wait, you must also learn to relax in this storm of action. Drop the hybrid strains stoner Virgo. The month of June will require meditative smoke sessions curated with surgical precision. For example, you will be required to be active and reactive to any problems and tasks that pop up. Sativa strains of the sacred herb will be best for the majority of your smoke sessions in June. However, burnout is a serious concern with the amount of activity you will face in the first summer month. Stoner Virgo, you must take time on occasion to allow yourself a deep meditative smoke session focused on relaxation and contemplation. A deep Indica strain of the sacred herb will be useful for this. Don’t think that you can do it all with a hybrid strain or neglect either portion of my recommendation. Balance will be required to see out the results of this active time period.
The June time period will be profitable for the stoner Virgo. But this profit may not be held until a future time period. The action of June should be thought of as a foundation for the future. This is the perfect time to establish yourself in the business world. Perhaps that passionate hobby can become a business. Perhaps that idea you have contemplated is ready to develop. All of this can only be answered inside of you stoner Virgo. However, it is very important to understand that luck is not your blessing, it is action alone that can take you to higher highs.
The sphere of love and companionship will be less active in June stoner Virgo. There will be a family conflict that must be resolved, but this will be in your ability. To avoid bitter celestial head winds, do not behave with condescension or snobbery with your fellow cosmic travelers.
Stoner Virgo, the sun will be shining on you in the final Spring time period. The sun does not represent fortune or an easy path stoner Virgo. It represents action and impact. Your decisions and work will definitely show results in the May time period. However, the equivocation of my words represent the dynamic nature of these results. The sunshine of May promises action, but not necessarily positive action.
Early in the month, puff puff plan with the sacred herb. It will be important to see the world from high in the clouds. With this high view with a third eye lense you will be able to see the landscape in front of you and plan for the action ahead. For entrepreneurs and workers stuck in the grind of the machine, this 10,000 foot view of the working landscape will provide more insight into how to approach problems that lay ahead. Remember stoner Virgo, action will be sure to result from your decisions in May. If the results of decisions are unclear, then maybe the problem or project should be left for a future time period. The view from high in the clouds should give you better perspective early in the month on how to proceed.
With all these words of warning stoner Virgo, understand that the sun is shining down on you. With a puff puff plan of attack and third eye vision, you will most definately see the action you desire from your efforts.
In the sphere of love and emotion, the stoner Virgo should not look for the impactful action expected in the work sphere. Understand that any negative emotional experience with family or a cannabis companion can be simply rectified with a sincere apology. Communication and patching up little squabbles is important for all parties. Single stoner Virgos must watch out for money issues with new love interests. Do not read into the relation of money or spending on the inner thoughts of a new love interest or cannabis companion.
I have a playlist song for you this month stoner Virgo. Gain confidence from the tune, T.G.I.F by Kid Cudi.
Stoner Virgo, 2017 has been and will be an exciting year of rapidly changing dynamics, but the April time period will run counter to this fast flow. The question is this: Can you handle a time period of peaceful endeavors stoner Virgo? There may be a feeling of terror and apprehension at the thought of nothing to do, but this period of peaceful calm is a tremendous opportunity. A quiet mind allows a creative soul to come to the forefront.
Relax stoner Virgo. Breathe and let it be. As you meditate with the sacred herb this month, focus on projects and endeavors that you are passionate about. So often you place these desires to the side in favor of the task at hand. The universe has opened up a peaceful window where these tasks will not be tantamount to your success. So peacefulness will not be complacency, it will be an opportunity to expand the desires from within. The sacred herb will help you see these long repressed interests and desires.
Work flow will not be unusual. Whether you are stuck in the corporate grind or swashbuckling your own way through the capitalistic structure, there will still be problems and obstacles in your way. With a confident calm you should be able to solve and move beyond any of these obstacles placed in front of you.
The same calm theme will be present in your personal life stoner Virgo. April is not the time to force the issue at hand or over communicate. Sometimes friendship and love is about allowing someone to be the themselves and giving them the opportunity to solve and grow from their mistakes. For single Virgos, meeting someone new isn’t always from a romantic perspective. Even simple acquaintances or chance encounters can become life-long cannabis companions.
It’s not a waste of time stoner Virgo. It’s time for you.
Stoner Virgo, March will be a delightful period of growth. Like spring flowers jetting out of the ground, new experiences and fruitful growth will be the possibility for you. Do not look at this opportunity as a gift from the cosmos stoner Virgo, but a natural extension of the work and diligence you put toward your interests. Thus, confidence and trust in yourself will guide you through March.
“Relax and take notes, as I take tokes off the marijuana smoke.” Notorious B.I.G.
Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on looking inward to understand yourself and how you are perceived by others. This is an important tool to solve any problems that might arise in the March time period.
In the work sphere, normal expectations should be applied to the March time period stoner Virgo. Universal influences should be calm and fruitful for your pocket book. Projects and people should be vetted with a discerning eye. Misstatements or misinformation could derail your progress at work. It will be crucial to research and verify pieces of information that could set you back or propel you forward with initiatives.
It is in your personal life where you will see the largest blossoms of spring. Heed my words stoner Virgo: Important love interests do not always include intimacy. New cannabis companions or allies in art will come into your life during this time period. And yes, for those single stoner Virgos, the chance of love is a possibility.
Be guided by your meditative smoke sessions. Knowing yourself and how others perceive you will be crucial during this time. Avoid explosive reactions to friends, family, and cannabis companions. With a cool head and diplomacy versus an emotional and confrontational reaction, you should be able to survive and thrive through any difficulties personally.
Stoner Virgo the February time period should be a successful time for you. Everything you are built for will benefit you during this cosmic stage. However, Venus and the moon will collaborate to create a potentially explosive situation for stoner Virgos in the sphere of personal relationships. With a cool head and planning, the February time period can be a great success for stoner Virgos.
The first third of the month will be crucial for the stoner Virgo. Breathe deep and inhale the magical wonders of the sacred herb. The first third will be a time period of personal reflection and planning. All Virgos, whether you are stuck in the grind of the corporate machine or manage your own business, will have a great opportunity in February. This opportunity is creation, advancement, and impact. The first three weeks of this month should be spent meditating on how this cosmic gift will manifest itself. In terms of love and friendship, be prepared. Planning is important in a personal life as well. Explosive circumstances with cannabis companions and lovers will have more negative impacts when they come unprepared.
The second third of the month will be time for action! All of this meditative time spent on planning your next move should be unfurled and put into action. That promotion, that next product line, that new startup adventure all are ready to be pushed forward. February 10th is the time of the full moon. Use this significant event to remind yourself the dangerous explosive cosmic bomb that lurks in the waiting for you personally. Breathe deeply … soothe your nerves and calm your heart. The final third of February will not be exciting for stoner Virgos. There will be no cosmic unveiling of success from the planning and action you created in the first two-thirds of the month. Instead, you must continue building, for the fruits of your action will be revealed in a future time period. This is also the time to repair and or reward yourself for your actions in matters of love and friendship. How will you perform with Venus and the moon acting against you in an explosive collaboration? Your action will be the difference between repairing or rewarding yourself in the final stage of February.
Stoner Virgo the January time period may be hot for you despite the winter chill. However, the universe will not influence the outcome of your endeavors as much as other time periods. To successfully navigate through the January time period, you must know yourself; you must know your limitations as much as your capabilities. The sacred herb will show you yourself without mirrors or disguises. Meditative smoke sessions should be focussed on internal realities more so than ideas in the clouds.
Knowing yourself will be of great importance in the sphere of work. You cannot reach great heights without building the ladder one rung at a time. January will be a time period of foundation building instead of reaching for the stars and the moon. It’s not glamorous, but your goals and creative ideas cannot be achieved unless you build them with measured steps. January will be a time period for action, even if it is a more mundane kind of foundation building.
It doesn’t take a great philosopher or ancient mystic to tell you that communication is the key to human commiseration. You should have no trouble communicating stoner Virgo, and this will be vital in January. However, the words you speak must be well thought out and measured. January will not be a time to run your cannabis companions over with your energy. Communicate with your friends and loved one’s stoner Virgo, but think about your words before you speak them. With this effort, your January time period can be magical and intense in ways you have not imagined.
Stoner Virgo the universe has opened a window of learning for the period of December. Cosmic winds will be swirling in December making it hard to get a sense of direction. Hard work and acute task management will not be your savior. December brings you an opportunity to take a step back and contemplate what brought you to this life position and what will lead you forward.
The sacred herb can be healing and insightful in so many ways that go beyond human measurement. You must tap into the metaphysical and philosophical aspects and benefits of the sacred herb in December to look within. If you don’t look within, you will never understand what motivates you. Often our motivation goes beyond an obvious physical or monetary goal. Understanding why you work so hard or make the decisions you do; will help you focus on finding the healthy motivations that will include happiness and contentment as an end goal. This analysis and understanding will help you figure out why you are where you are, and how to pave the path to where you are going.
Stoner Virgo, you have created a situation where you aren’t just manipulating chess pieces, you are playing multiple games of chess at once. This type of multi-tasking excites and drives you, but it creates more pressure that continues to build. The December time period will create a moment when the pressure must release. Understanding the base logic behind the motivation that entered you into 5 games of chess at once will be key to surviving the release of pressure and understanding the capacity of your pressure cooker in the future. You can’t do it all, all the time.
During this time of deep philosophical introspection stoner Virgo, you must allow your loved ones and cannabis companions to lead you in your personal life. Allowing others to make decisions and following their lead will allow for growth for you and them.