Virgo

The Stoner Virgo is an independant soul that has strong introspective meditative skills with smoke sessions. The virgin is no rookie with cannabis.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Virgo the current planetary alignment will focus on you with a blinding magnification. This intense influence will accentuate all the attributes of the stoner Virgo. Both positive and negative attributes will be exposed to the terrestrial world.

Know thyself stoner Virgo. Toke time to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this solo dive to understand your own inner workings. You can be sensible, honest, analytical, logical, and diligent. But you can also be caustic, anxious, and irritating.

Medicate with the sacred herb to smooth out the rough edges at the positive and negative ends of the personality spectrum. A balanced hybrid will be best suited this month to deal with the ups and downs of the cosmic roller coaster. Excitement, focus, and energy will abound. Calming smoke sessions will help cool the burnt spacesuit from the hot terrestrial mission. Lamb’s Bread and Super Lemon Haze are two strains that assist with focus and anxiety.

Accomplishments will shine under this blinding summer sun. As long as you stay on target, you will not miss your shot. Puff puff pass on the little annoyances of life; you have work to do. Don’t get bogged down by petty distractions. Perhaps this hindrance will come within your own obsessive mind. Evening out the highs and the lows has just as much to do with your internal condition as it does the world around you. Toward the end of August goals will become more pronounced and progress will be within arms reach.

Social time smoking it up under the summer sun will be limited. Too many projects in your head can be hard to explain over shared bowls. Smoke circle acquaintances may have their own projects in full swing. Collaborative smoke sessions may help, but in the end your projects are yours alone.

Don’t forget to maintain the spacesuit on your cosmic summer mission. Shots of water and CBD gummies are perfect accessories on any high minded voyage.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Virgo let’s employ the Atari video game Pitfall to fully understand the traps and opportunities of the month. Your path may not be predetermined, but walk the path you must. There will be sturdy rope swings to take you safely across obstacles; and there will be hidden traps that set you back on your progressive path. Much like the video game, your fate will rest in your actions and decisions regarding each obstacle and opportunity.

General advice becomes its own trap in July. Each stoner Virgo will have their own progressive path to navigate. The tools to promote progress within each inflection point could vary drastically between each individual. Know thyself stoner Virgo. Use the sacred herb as a meditative guide to engage your third eye, and connect your inner self with external decision making. Opportunities will come at you fast in July. But some of these opportunities will be pitfalls in disguise. The stoner Virgo will need all the tools available to engage opportunities and obstacles. You must channel your stoney psychic inner self to navigate the path ahead.

Again, I cannot give a specific sacred herbal prescription to aid in your video game adventure. Cannabis strains may be like that ancient Atari controller. By engaging your third eye in the decision-making, the likelihood of selecting the correct action will increase. Whatever actions and decisions you make in July, please remember stoner Virgo: This life is a game. Play hard. Play smart. Have fun.

There is a soft edge to this ominous monthly reading. All stoner Virgos will have an increased opportunity for companionship. Those already with cannabis companions should utilize the sacred herb to grease the gears of romance. Those that puff together stay together. Single Virgos may be distracted by all the video game action, but they will find new cannabis cohorts to share in the ganja game.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Freedom! The first summer month will bring a cosmic lubricant to any stoner Virgos stuck in the grind of life. Romance, business, all spheres will be affected by this cosmic blessing. Put on your cannabis club kicks; your dance card with the sacred herb is wide open. Any, and all, strains can be considered during your terrestrial travels during June.

Freedom is an interesting concept stoner Virgo. The universe is not blessing you with the ability to do what you want, when you want, with whomever you want. This freedom is more tied to an outcome of result. With a well mapped plan, and solid decision making, nothing is standing in your way for any desired outcome. Toke time on many occasions during this period to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. Focus on the actions required to arrive at a desired location. Universal influences will assist you in all tasks and activities toward that goal; but a cannabis inspired outline will be necessary to write the final chapter.

Be forewarned stoner Virgo: Freedom for fellow terrestrial astronauts must be respected. All universal support will flip to negative headwinds if your travels take advantage or suppress the freedom of others. Puff puff pass on manipulation stoner Virgo. Consult with your cannabis companions if an ethical dilemma may arise. Their herbal inspired wisdom could help navigate moral pitfalls.

Bowls are best shared together in June. Celebrate freedom with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Inspiration, assistance, and joy is sure to come from smokey summer adventures with your best buds. For single Virgos, these adventurous excursions may lead to cannabis companion prospects. For partnered Virgos these terrestrial treks will reinvigorate the engines of love. No matter your relationship status, June is sure to be a period of enlightenment and smoke circle expansion.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Virgo, the final month of spring will be marked by a rain of positivity from a supportive celestial alignment. In order to make the most of these benefits, you must stay active. Avoid couchlock and putting off tasks for later. While it may always be nice to get high, those who remain ‘high minded’ will be the winners of the day. Keep your focus on the big picture; getting bogged down within the swamp of minutia is likely to stall progress.

Stoner Virgos are advised to carve out specific times for meditative smoke sessions. Before you can spread optimism, you must strive to be your optimal self. There is a distinct difference between a ‘live and let live’ mentality, and simply being lazy. The obvious goal is to be part of the first mindset. Your success should not be contingent upon the actions of others. Which also means you should not worry yourself over others’ actions. Instead, when able, take the opportunity to smoke a bowl and turn the third eye inward. While the universe is sure to offer potential for prospective progress, it will be up to you, stoner Virgo, to take action. Whether it means staying a little late, or arriving to the job a little early, make the most of the situation at hand by being ready to rise to the occasion. Your diligence will ensure you are ready for that big moment when opportunity calls.

True for all stoner Virgos, personal obstacles must be conquered alone. This serves as a reminder that stoner Virgos will require solo toke time in order to prepare themselves for the demands of external forces. Bringing smoke circle acquaintances into personal situations might result in adding unnecessary fuel to the fire. Do your best to make sure you are prepared for any and all obstacles that might arise. While it can be nice to share a moment and a bowl with our fellow cannabis companions, there are times when we must rise to the occasion on our own. Be confident in your ability to overcome any, and all, adverse conditions the cosmos may bring your way. Once you have conquered the conflicts of the day, be ready to call upon your bud-loving buddies to spark one up or share a celebratory bowl for the win.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April 2019

For the stoner Virgos that felt last month’s challenges with intensity, you’ll be pleased to know that Mercury’s current alignment will minimize both the positive and negative aspects of April. You could say the cosmic house is empty, so this would be the perfect time to throw on your favorite dancing skivvies and let loose. Spark one up, and get your sock slide going. In April it will be crucial to get up, dust yourself off, and try again stoner Virgo!

Persistence within your endeavors will significantly boost chances of success. Just because one facet doesn’t work out does not mean all is lost. Perception is over half the battle. Seek creative solutions and paths, both in work and in love. In the wise words of Mick Jagger, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.” Don’t be afraid to think outside the box my virtuous Virgo! An unorthodox approach might be exactly what you need to keep rolling this month. Meditation with the sacred herb will assist in finding the direction you seek. When you’ve smoked it over, choose a direction or path, and stick to it.

Stoner Virgos that see what they want, and aren’t hesitant to take the steps necessary to get it, will find that these steps become updrafts filling their wings for flight. Task mastery will be high in April. Take on projects that have short term results, and thus get you into your groove quicker! This active month will bare the most fruit during or adjacent to this period.

For those Virgo’s out there who feel stuck in the corporate grind, consider kick starting that side hustle you’ve been thinking about. Not only will this allow you to do something you enjoy, but could eventually be the key to financial freedom! Perhaps your stoney sock sliding adventures will lead to a canna-business inspiration.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Virgo the first spring month will bring a break in negative storm clouds brought by Mercury during 2019. The month should be positive and bright, but only for an attentive stoner Virgo. March will require a combination of already held talents, and newfound patience, to conquer important obstacles. Critical decisions must be assessed and contemplated, not tackled with instinct and brute force. Honest investigation must be made before trotting down chosen paths ahead.

Inhale, breathe in the sacred herb, and meditate on your strengths stoner Virgo. March will require a keen third eye to assess the actual and metaphorical landscape ahead. You are so good at trusting your intuition and gut instincts; but March will require more of you. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on patience and follow through. Your initial quick gut reaction could lead to your downfall. Look past the initial evidence. Rise high above the situation and seek alternative sources of information. Use your third eye to seek alternate perspectives.

The work and business sphere will be fairly straight forward this month. Tackling tasks is what you do right? However, be forewarned stoner Virgo: Solo attacks on problems won’t get the job done correctly. Seek consensus and group discussion from your amazing smoke circle surrounding you. Be sure to include your canna-crew in the process of obstacle resolution, and in your own personal conflicts. Smoke them out, and talk it out. Wonderfully creative solutions are sure to develop from a shared experience with the sacred herb.

The overall theme of the month certainly includes your personal sphere. Patience, follow through, and deeper thought will be required to receive the most from this dynamic and positive month. Toke time for self with the sacred herb when a personal puzzle becomes too complex. The answers and appropriate direction is there to be discovered with a little extra contemplation with our green goddess of understanding.

Virgo February 2019

Stoner Virgos can expect to feel a magnetic pull from both negative and positive forces this month. Some would say it’s like being stuck between a rock and a hard spot. Or, like having some sweet, frosty nugs, but no way to smoke them. Maybe a giant plate of medicated brownies, but no fellow cosmic traveler to share them with. What might first appear to be setbacks, may in fact be new chances and opportunities to take on. If you allow time for the smoke to clear, you will find new paths and successful solutions to seemingly insurmountable obstacles.

Stoner Virgos who run toward specific challenges, instead of retreating, will find personal breakthroughs in February. This will evolve their creativity and discover newfound confidence from facing these challenges. The best advice is to take the higher route. Stoner Virgos are advised to seek a higher vantage point: Take time, to toke time with the sacred herb and rise high above the terrestrial plane. Invoke the enlightenment of earthly herbs to help expand the vision of the third eye.

In order to reach specific personal goals, a certain amount of multi-tasking will be required of stoner Virgos. This means working to strike a delicate balance between give and take. Meditate with the sacred herb stoner Virgo. Focus on being flexible and adaptable, but be sure to not sacrifice your voice, especially in the workplace. You will play the crucial part of mediator among your coworkers, but it will be necessary to speak up when the situation calls for it.

Keep close to your most intimate smoke circle stoner Virgo. Don’t be afraid to lean on those closest to you for strength and advice. But, let it be clearly understood, you must trust the source of this advice and inspiration. While there are many who will gladly smoke you out, only those who have your best interests in mind will stay with you after the smoke clears. Rest assured stoner Virgo, allies and foes will be revealed. So, keep your smoke circle strong, but close. Reliance on those who do not actively seek mutual progress will doom your efforts.

Virgo January 2019

Stoner Virgo as the New Year gets underway, you are likely to feel like the cosmic currents are pulling you in conflicting directions. Unfortunately, the planetary positions will affect your own inner alignment during this period. You may notice this dampens your self confidence and belief in your own abilities. Stoner Virgo the important thing is that you are aware of this particular nuisance. By embracing this obstacle and facing it head on, you will be better equipped to overcome the challenges ahead. Now is the time to look to your cannabis compatriots for a helping hand. Keep your smoke circle close, and selective. While sharing can be caring, you want to know who you share the sacred sensimilla with.

The cosmos may be ambiguous in its plans for the near future, but you’re in it for the long hall. Go with the flow. This doesn’t mean you should be a passive observer to current events, but rather be conscious to avoid using force when unnecessary. It will take a focused effort, but you will be up to the challenge. You will experience the greatest success if you are able to strike a balance between personal goals, and how these internal aspirations are manifested externally. You have a strong desire to positively affect your surroundings. It all starts from within. Once you are able to align your chakras and find your inner peace, you will be a radiant source of light helping those around you see through the smoke.

Stoner Virgo revelations will come this January that will strengthen your bonds with your fellow cosmic travelers. The better you understand yourself, the greater knowledge and harmony you will experience with loved ones. Although you will not be able to rely upon the stars to guide you this month, you should remain confident in your own ability to reach your final destination. However, be forewarned: When it comes to your finances, any optimism should be accompanied by healthy skepticism. Debt and overspending in moments of glee, or when under the influence, could hurt you in future periods. Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb before making decisions involving large sums of money.

It’s a fresh start and a new year stoner Virgo. Enjoy many, hazy, ganja-filled gatherings with your fellow stoners. Just be sure you let the smoke clear before you begin any serious endeavors.

Virgo December 2018

What’s the rush stoner Virgo? Wait, that’s right, there isn’t one. This December you should expect to move along at a slow, but steady burn. Stock up on any smoking supplies you may need early in the month, and make sure your nug jars are full. Your main goal will be to recharge the body, rejuvenate the spirit, and celebrate another successful year. The stars have aligned in your favor stoner Virgo. You will not have to go out of your way to take advantage of these cosmic opportunities, just be ready to act when they come.

While you can expect support from the cosmos, it will still take initiative on your part to set events in motion. Be deliberate and careful with your movements. This month is not a period to push or chance fate. December is a great time to plant the seeds which will grow far into the coming year. Put in the work now and then rest stoner Virgo. Reflect on your current success and bask in the all the prospective beauty yet to come.

Both in the personal realm and the workplace, creativity will be high. Cosmic winds will support any and all creative endeavors. So, be courageous in your undertakings. Do not be afraid of failure stoner Virgo. Attack lingering problems head on! Now is the time to accept responsibility, and seek to end issues which may have remained longer than you care to admit. Remember opportunity knocks, but it will not wait around forever. You may find you will do some of your best work by yourself. Whether it is tackling tough problems at work, or relaxing with a freshly packed bowl after hours, you will find something comforting in solitude. These solo smoke sessions will be the perfect platform for constructive, creative musings.

Single stoner Virgos should ride the waves, not create them. Patience is better than persistence when it comes to pursuing any potential partners to become your extra special cannabis companion. Play it cool stoner Virgo, and you will easily avoid any unnecessary explosions with friends or stoney suitors. December will be a good time to keep the peace pipe ready to spark up when the situation arises. This doesn’t mean you should expect any significant altercations. Sometimes, it is simply a pleasant way to share a bright period of positivity with your fellow partners-in-chronic.

Virgo November 2018

Stoner Virgo whether or not you practice yoga, or make a weekly trip to the gym, it will be important for you to remain flexible this month. Just like the seasons, your surroundings are constantly changing. As long as you are willing and able to adapt, you will be ready to handle any curve ball the cosmos throws your way. With your chakras properly aligned, you will be able to share good vibes and great ganja with your closest partners-in-chronic.

It is recommended you stick to the sticky indicas this month stoner Virgo. Feel the body, ease the mind, and when needed use those calming herbs to stay grounded. Others are counting on you this month to be the stone which anchors them through rough winds. However, this does not mean you are responsible for their plight. As long as you are willing to stick with them through the highs and the lows, you will provide the support needed. Just do not over-promise! Be sure you are willing to go the distance, wherever the journey takes you. Otherwise you will hinder, not help, your fellow cosmic travelers.

For stoner Virgos who are responsible for leading others, it will be of the utmost importance to take stock of employees’ concerns. While HR may not be the most exciting part of work life, your response to dilemmas can mean the difference between setbacks or success. Stay calm, cool and collected when dealing with subordinates. An open heart and mind will inspire those around you, and will help to elevate the crew to an even higher level. If you are a stoner Virgo whose responsibility is to grind hard, keep crushing the workload. Even if you don’t hold a leadership position, your efforts and aspirations will inspire your peers to become the best version of themselves. Some say the sky’s the limit, but you have bigger plans and greater goals. While some may shoot for the moon, you should look beyond and set your sights on the stars!

Your inner light will burn bright throughout the month of November, and it will brighten the spirits of all those who cross your starry path. Be forewarned stoner Virgo, this period of prosperity comes with one tale of caution: Know your limits! While you may want to help everyone in your smoke circle, you can’t fire up others if you let your own flame burn out.