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The Stoner Taurus is reflective and thoughful. Meditative smoke sessions keep this bull grounded and strong.

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Taurus January 2015

Stoner Taurus, you will find yourself embarking on new adventures in January.  It’s time to find your way out of the stale smoke and into a place where you can blossom like a beautiful crop in flower.

This month the green will be limited funding on both ends of the spectrum.  As a wise man once said, “no cash flow, no grass smoke”.  The old one hitter will be your best ally. Use your resources sparingly, and the later half of the month will be much nicer on your wallet.

Pressures from family and close friends could challenge your positive state of mind.  When you find yourself faced with negative energies, grab your best sativa and burn one down to help you get back on track.  Don’t let yourself be affected.  You will bounce back from the setbacks with more momentum.

Your intuition will have a strong pull on you this month.  Now is the time to be more daring in social and business settings.  Being modest will get you nowhere, Stoner Taurus, and this will apply to you more than ever in January.  Take a dab and let go of any expectations or rigid values, thus finding surprising solutions that you’ve never thought of before.