Well Stoner Taurus, if nothing else were to go your way this month, at least most of you have birthdays to celebrate! Luckily for you, that is not the case! It seems, you have a lot to be optimistic about during May. Energies will be riding high and your overall physical and mental health will be in fantastic shape. This will be a great time for you to do some self reflection and growth. You may need to do some work on balancing those chakras.
This month you should really try to see the weed jar half full, as you will experience many more successes than disappointments. During the first ten day period, it may feel as if you are standing still and your life is changing drastically around you. Try to get your thoughts in order before acting. You might be able to find serenity with meditation. You can decide to stay stuck in your own conservative ways, or you can jump on board the train to progression and reap the benefits. If any problems do arise, just take them on one at a time. Be efficient and fair; do not waste precious time and mental energy over thinking your decisions. After the 20th, you can expect an increase of incoming finances. Don’t forget to spark one up from time to time to treat yourself for all the great work you’ve been doing.
While your cash flow and career are flowing smoothly, you may find difficulty maintaining relationships to those close to you and you may have to put forth a little extra effort. Be forewarned: around the second ten day period a deep rooted problem may come bubbling to the surface that requires your immediate attention. Whether it is a question of commitment with your significant other or an issue that has been left alone with a close friend, do not avoid it. Be honest and sincere, and whatever you do, do not find yourself caught in a lie. The truth has a way of always rearing it’s ugly head. Have the confidence to stand behind your decisions, and know that the outcome at the end of the month is, it is truly up to you!
My dear sweet and stubborn stoner Taurus, April will prove to be a difficult row to hoe. Think of April as a month of personal and entrepreneurial growth. You will be given enough of life’s energy to get through this. Please brace yourself and keep the sacred herb around for times you need to reflect on the happenstance of negativity that will surround you .
As for the happenstance of negativity, it is just that. In the workplace you will need to do your best to separate yourself from what negative influences surround you. This does not mean to drift off into the couch lock of the sacred herb and float by! Pay attention to what is happening but do not invest yourself emotionally. If you’re a business owner expect a less profitable month. You can change how things are done, but honestly what is going on just needs to be worked through. If you are an employee it is time to become more productive than you have been before. If you can, take some time off as not to let April get you down about your job.
In the realm of love my stoner Taurus, be prepared to deal with some sticky icky and I’m not talking about the herb. Absolutely do not instigate anything with your lover in the beginning of April. Stay away from depressants and stick to a strain of herb that will allow you to keep mellow. Whatever the problem is you can handle it without a fight. Later in the month you will have to make the decision to let it go. Whether it is bitterness, anger or resentment it all must go. If you cannot it will be awhile before you can move forward. Whatever the circumstance is you need to face it and take responsibility for your decisions.
Stoner Taurus, you are going to experience an overall sense of balance during the month of March. Although you may find yourself coming to a few crossroads where it is necessary to make some definitive decisions on an issue. Don’t ignore your intuition. While the “right” choice might seem like it’s lost in a smoky haze, your soul will guide you down the right path.
When it comes to your personal relationships, you and your partner may find a long standing argument that has been dormant for too long start to bubble up again. It is preparing to explode if it’s not dealt with. It is time to finally try to resolve the issue and gain some clarity and peace of mind at last. Now is not the time to act out of passion. Think before you speak. You’ll want to be aware of your emotions, but you must not let them take control of you. If it starts to feel overwhelming, take a smoke break. It’s like a medicated breathing exercise. If you are alone, don’t think you’re off the hook. Taurus, you are, and will always be, your own worst enemy. You might start feeling old criticisms or issues about yourself resurfacing; rather than picking up an old fight with someone else work on these issues. Recognize them and deal with them. Like Bob Marley said, “none but ourselves can free our minds”. Shed all that negativity you’ve been carrying around for so long.
The professional outlook for you, Stoner Taurus, all depends on the position you hold. For the Average Joe, your career for this month looks like it’s some pretty smooth sailing. Normal tiffs with co-workers may arise, but aside from that, feel free to kick back, relax, and enjoy. The Taurus entrepreneur will unfortunately have to deal with more unpleasant situations and decision making. Not only will you struggle to reach your competitors, but your partners and yourself will not be seeing eye to eye. Just remember to stay calm, and your intelligence and confidence will be your key advantage in any situation.
Stoner Taurus, you should be able to puff, puff, pass right through this month with ease. The planets are positioned in your favor with none of them having any real lasting effects on you while the sun casts down it’s positive influences. However, there is a small chance that the Taurus could be affected by Chiron’s negative and destructive energies if you let your guard down.
Your professional life should stay pretty mellow during February. Take this opportunity to be bold. Don’t be afraid to venture off the beaten path. The biggest risk is not taking any risk. Play it smart and be sure to have a back up plan. If you are currently working with, or for someone, try broadening your tasks and responsibilities. Remember to keep that positive mind set. Negativity breeds negativity.
While February probably won’t bring on any huge life altering events, you may be in for a surprising turn of events. Each decision you make will ultimately play into the outcome of your future. Do not put too much thought into this. Simply listen to your heart and just do what feels right. There may be an individual or situation that it would be in your best interest to separate yourself from. Be in tune with your natural vibrations and the universe will let you know the right thing to do. Try to spend some time alone. Music and meditation will keep your chakras balanced, and the herb will keep your mindset right. It is important, now more than ever, that you stay true to yourself.
Stoner Taurus, you will find yourself embarking on new adventures in January. It’s time to find your way out of the stale smoke and into a place where you can blossom like a beautiful crop in flower.
This month the green will be limited funding on both ends of the spectrum. As a wise man once said, “no cash flow, no grass smoke”. The old one hitter will be your best ally. Use your resources sparingly, and the later half of the month will be much nicer on your wallet.
Pressures from family and close friends could challenge your positive state of mind. When you find yourself faced with negative energies, grab your best sativa and burn one down to help you get back on track. Don’t let yourself be affected. You will bounce back from the setbacks with more momentum.
Your intuition will have a strong pull on you this month. Now is the time to be more daring in social and business settings. Being modest will get you nowhere, Stoner Taurus, and this will apply to you more than ever in January. Take a dab and let go of any expectations or rigid values, thus finding surprising solutions that you’ve never thought of before.