Taurus

The Stoner Taurus is reflective and thoughful. Meditative smoke sessions keep this bull grounded and strong.

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Taurus February 2018

Stoner Taurus, this month you will find yourself in a particularly pleasant cosmic groove: If you can think it, you can do it! While other stoner zodiacs appear to be running around in no particular direction, you will emit an aura of peace and deliberate determinations. It is important, however, for you to maintain a balance between falling behind and rushing too quickly ahead. As far as your herbal remedies are concerned, embrace and experiment with hybrids. Finding a balanced bud can mean you will get the best of both worlds; the uplifting and inspiring effects of a sweet sticky sativa, as well as the grounding, mellowing effects of an earthy Indica. Combine these benefits with your clear and determined focus and there will be no obstacles you will not be able to overcome.

You can expect to maintain a similar level of success in the workplace, Stoner Taurus. Although this means you can expect to implement your plans of action with a certain ease, it is important to remain flexible. Work involves other actors, which means you will likely be required to make some compromises, but they will all be for the sake of progress. Remember Stoner Taurus: sharing is caring. While this is a good rule to follow when it comes to our sacred herb, it can also apply to a task or workload. If everyone takes on the responsibility for a small part of the project it will be less strain on all parties, resulting in better attention to detail and a more timely completion.

Just because the weather is uninviting and does not exactly inspire adventure, be fearless Stoner Taurus. It will be important to get some kind of outdoor exposure to give the mind and body the exercise it needs. Plus, venturing outside promises new encounters with new faces and meeting potential new best buds! Whether you are single or in a long term relationship, your aura is certain to attract those who are fortunate enough to cross your path. You will have many opportunities to take these chance encounters and turn them into unforgettable memories. So, Stoner Taurus, be sure to pack a bowl for two before you set out on your journeys–your fellow cannabis connoisseurs will be eternally grateful.

Taurus January 2018

Stoner Taurus, the start of 2018 will be all about you. This may sound exciting, but the month of January won’t be about realized outward expectations. Instead, January will be a month of inward care and attention. Early in the month it will be important to curl up with a warm blanket and your favorite Purple Kush. A deep medicated meditative smoke session will help center you on the internal journey ahead. On this journey to the center of yourself, the most important aspect is the effort itself. A destination of revelation will not occur if the effort is not filled with comfort and love. So relax stoner Taurus. Make sure your terrestrial space suit is depressurized, and enjoy the internal cosmic journey.

The stoner bull is strong, confident, and dependable! These wonderful traits do not come magically, but from action and experience. Sometimes it is hard to see the wonderful traits we possess within ourselves. We need to give ourselves credit and love for our strengths instead of criticism and doubt for our weaknesses. “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Buddha.

Be forewarned, stoner Taurus, as with any cosmic journey, there will be bumps along the way. As you travel through the layers of yourself, negative emotions will come to the surface. Understanding that these bumps are merely part of the process will help you continue on your journey. If the weight of your travels becomes too heavy, switch your meditative smoke sessions to a light hybrid strain of the sacred herb.

Do you have a bad habit you have been trying to step away from stoner Taurus? January is the best month of the year to successfully peel away this destructive habit. Through introspection, self analysis, and renewed love for yourself, you will position yourself and emerge as the strong bull everyone loves and admires.

I wish every month was filled with quips about smoke circles, cannabis companions, and terrestrial adventures with the sacred herb. But alas stoner Taurus, life just isn’t always one cosmic cannabis party. It takes a month like this, with hard work on ourselves, to enable us to receive and enjoy the fruits of life.

Taurus December 2017

Stoner Taurus you will be a commanding presence in the December time period. You are entering a stage of action. There will be no time for lazy stoner cliches or stereotypes this holiday season. Cosmic influences will have you keen on objectives and paths to success. The Sativa species of the sacred herb can assist energy, action, and creativity. Maybe this is a great month to try a smooth hybrid strain.

Spark on up stoner Taurus. The sacred herb can produce a spark of creativity within diligent planning sessions. There is much to accomplish, but the end goal can’t be reached without a solid plan and path to success. Once this plan is in place, planetary support will aid you in becoming the leader to execute your plan. Others are ready to follow your instructions and belief you beautiful bull. But this support and work production will rely on confident decisions. Each day you will see yourself as a project manager taking steps towards important goals. Whether you use this period for advancement at work, completing a home improvement project, or starting that new business adventure, you should proceed with confidence and strength. You got this stoner Taurus.

December will also bring moments of deep thought. Don’t be afraid to take an evening off and meditate with the sacred herb when the time is right. Understanding the desires of your soul and inner voice will help you see the societal and mechanistic structure in front of you for what they are. A deeper analytical dive into personal relationships will help answer questions you may be asking yourself.

Please be forewarned stoner Taurus: The productive work on projects this month will place the intensity of your communications at a high level. You must find a way to soften your tones when you are with family and loved ones.

Taurus November 2017

Stoner Taurus November is destined to be a great month for you. With a little bit of self reflection and healthy analysis, you will shoot across the heavens like the star you are. This is a natural time to reflect on personal health. Cosmic influences will make this reflection even more important in November. As the weight of the gift giving season approaches, now is the time to take an honest look at finances and spending habits. Financial health or hardship can have a large impact on your personal health and spirit. Cannabis may be a magical plant from the Earth, but November is the time to reflect on your relationship with the sacred herb. Take a deeper look at the strains and species of the sacred herb. How do they affect you mentally and physically? Fine tuning the right strain or species to match your body, mind, and spirit can have a positive effect on your physical health.

Your fellow terrestrial cosmonauts will be sure to notice your bright glow in November stoner Taurus. If you are a single bull, be sure to get out with your cannabis companions and soak up the love. You will be sure to add fellow 420 friendly people to your tight smoke circle. If you are in a committed relationship, be sure to plan a few special evenings with that special toke buddy. Perhaps a night in with the sacred herb and board games will light the candle of love. Plan out an adventure seeking that perfect romantic smoke spot. Be sure to flex those strong bull muscles stoner Taurus. Admirers will notice.

The stars have aligned to ensure progress and efficiency in the workplace. Take time out with a meditative smoke session focused on ambition. What are your ambitions with your current employment? Have you fully communicated your desires and intent with your superiors? In this current life stage your communications must align with your ambitions stoner Taurus. Your superiors will be receptive to your words and ideas. This could lead to a higher plane of understanding and enjoyment in the work sphere.

Taurus October 2017

Stoner Taurus the second fall month brings a moment of transition. Hard work and diligence in the work sphere will blend quickly into a rush of personal endeavor. This change in planetary alignment brings seeds of growth, but tending this transitionary garden will be draining.

The work and business sphere during October will bring continued momentum from previous periods. Opportunities will sprout that can impact your career and earning potential. The most important internal element that affects the positivity of this stage and future time periods is settlement. A nice deep meditative smoke session with the Indica species of the sacred herb will unveil that you must find a settled position in your work. Comfort-ability and stability will be key to future success. Deep internal analysis will help you find your centered and balanced position within the capitalistic machine.

The big news my stoner Taurus is that you will be transitioning from a period of intensive work and business foundation building, to a time of love and creativity. You are on the precipice of a long lasting transition in planetary alignment. With work and business firmly grounded and stable, seeds of love and companionship can grow. This new planetary influence should be felt early in the October time period as warm cosmic winds heat up the bedroom.

Opportunities for creativity will now present themselves more than ever stoner Taurus. What is your artistic muse? Now is the time to push your creative boundaries and explore your artistic endeavors. If you are confused or stuck with which direction or project to take on, use the sacred herb as a catalyst for idea germination.

This planetary transition is wonderful stoner Taurus, but with any transition there can be uncertainty and fatigue. With all the chaos of opportunity surrounding you during October, you must not lose sight of your energy levels. It is mandatory to take time mid month to rest and heal your body and soul. You don’t just deserve a day alone with your favorite couch locking strain of the sacred herb, you need it.

Taurus September 2017

Stoner Taurus, the first fall period will bring a conflict between emotion and logic. A clear line will be drawn between choice and fate. This is not a negative message of gloom for September stoner Taurus, but helpful words about the difference between your work and personal lives. These two aspects of your journey will be clearly separated in September.

On the work front, this aspect of life will be like a “choose your own adventure” story. So many opportunities and possibilities will unfold in front of you, that it may seem confusing at times which direction to take. Stoner Taurus, this is where logic and contemplative analysis must take precedence before you rush into any decisions. The largest concern in this stage is being overwhelmed and avoiding any decision. Inaction can be more dangerous than making the wrong choice.

On the romantic front, this aspect of life will be more ambiguous. Logic and contemplation will give way to emotion in matters of love. This may seem natural or obvious, but the key to the September time period will be to allow your emotion and feelings to drive your desires. Even with a logical conclusion and tact, fate will dominate the stoner Taurus in matters of love in the first fall time period. Thus, guttural instinct and emotion could be your guiding light.

I am not finding any direct advice and inspiration regarding the sacred herb or meditative smoke sessions for you this month stoner Taurus. Each individual is unique and the way you interact with the sacred herb is very personal. Due to the duality of your planetary alignment, you must decide which aspect of your life could benefit the most from meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Will it help you with choice and analysis or will it help you with emotion and relinquishing control? Perhaps September will be a great time for a tolerance break. You know yourself, act accordingly.

Taurus August 2017

Stoner Taurus, selfishness is an ugly trait, but it can be a requirement in certain circumstances. In the final summer month, the planetary alignment has opened a window in which the bull must grab selfishness by the horns. Now is not the time to fix the ails of others or become preoccupied with the whims of a cannabis companion. Before you can help others stoner Taurus, you must heal yourself.

Before the moon is full on the 7th of August, inhale the finest green of the sacred herb and look inward. This meditative smoke session must be more of a medicated smoke session. You have been hiding deep desires and passions that can transform your inner growth and spirituality. Take time to be selfish and focus all of your attention on what can heal you. The flesh is your astronautical cosmic space suit. Your personal vehicle needs attention and maintenance. August is the perfect time to reshape and enhance the vessel that propels you through the terrestrial plane.

The month of August is an opportunity to draw out that passionate project you have been neglecting. Creativity and art can heal the soul and uplift the spirit. Unfortunately your cannabis companions and loved ones cannot help you with this task. Your body and spirit need nurturing, and the only fertilizer available comes from within you. This untapped creativity can come in many forms in August stoner Taurus. Perhaps there is an untapped idea or venture that is related to work, but can become your own side project. You have always wanted to work on this project, but the realities of life have held your inspirations back.

August also brings an expansive time for the stoner Taurus. With a focus on your inner self, fellow cannabis companions will seek the protections of the Taurus bull. Your smoke circle will grow without effort. But heed my words stoner Taurus, internal focus is no excuse for poor manners. Never pass a cached bowl.

Taurus July 2017

Stoner Taurus, you may have to control your excitement for the month of July. The sun is out and electricity will be flowing through your body, the air, and the Earth as if you are a part of one big ZING. You will have good reason to channel this universal kismet. The current planetary alignment will broaden expectations and horizons for the stoner Taurian. Early in the month take time to meditate with the sacred herb. The species and strain is of no consequence, but it will be imperative to balance your emotional subconscious. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should provide a calm understanding to the electric nature of forces around you. As long as you are truthful and empathetic to your fellow cosmic travelers, the second summer month should provide many blessings.

Achievements are close at hand in July stoner Taurus. Whether you seek monetary gain or project completion, it is all possible in the second summer month. This success will not be easily garnered from selfish or lone efforts. Seeking the advice, help, and work from others will greatly improve the likelihood of success. Clear communication isn’t just speaking your perspective, it is also understanding the perspective of others. With solid communication and team building, you will become a work dynamo in July stoner Taurus.

Romance and companionship will be under the complete control of the stoner Taurus in July. That’s not to say you will be in complete control, but you will be the master of your own reward … or demise. Understanding your desires will be the lock. Emotional balance will be the key. Look deep within yourself stoner Taurus. What do you want from your cannabis companions and loved ones? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek understanding deep within yourself, the information is there. Once you truly understand your internal desires, it will be key to maintain an emotional balance to achieve those desires. Don’t rush to judgement, and certainly do not jump without looking stoner Taurus.

TAURUS JUNE 2017

Stoner Taurus the month of June is potentially dangerous. I do not see an impending wave crashing down enveloping your life like a tsunami, but it will be best to stand at attention from the beginning of June to the very end. You must demonstrate your cannabis etiquette in June stoner Taurus. Manners and unwritten rules must be followed with your cannabis companions. Mind your manners in the smoke circle. Don’t jump the line or pass a cashed bowl. Take this principle to your daily life and everything should work out well in the first summer month.

Stoner Taurus should be most on guard in the workplace. For the most part work will be profitable and efficient. However, human nature suggests that envy could get the best of others, and you could be the target. After all, who wouldn’t want a piece of that strong Taurus Bull.

Celestial stoner Taurus astronauts stuck in the capitalistic Earthly grind should mind their body in June. The skunky aroma of the sticky icky can be spotted by those you wish to conceal your herbal appreciation from. Be mindful of sweet smelling aromas from your clothes at work. You never know what opportunity stands around every corner in your community. Being mindful of your cannabreathe is important so that you can go into every surprise situation with confidence.

Independent stoner Taurus’ should get out and mingle! The stars have aligned to offer great success at meeting new cannabis companions in the first summer month. Concerts are a great way to meet interesting cosmic travelers. Catch that reggae show on the weekend!

TAURUS MAY 2017

Stoner Taurus, the final Spring time period will be a positive time period, even if you may not realize it every moment. Cosmic forces have gathered to bestow upon the stoner Taurus a twinkle of luck in May. This blessing of fortune will be in relation to work and money, but at the very least it will also influence enjoyment of work and coworkers. There will also be evidence of “luck” in the stoner Taurus’ love life in the May time period, but this sprinkle of luck may not be so easily recognizable upon first glance.

Warning: Be sure to keep your cannabis activism and enjoyment separate from your work sphere in the May time period. Enjoyment of work and your coworkers will lead to a relaxed attitude. Coming together with coworkers and enjoying your work days will be a blessing, but understand the separation of work and play. There will be plenty of time to burn one down with your cannabis companions after the day of work is done.

How exciting stoner Taurus! The May time period will bring the opportunity to expand your influence and reward in the workplace. Whether you work for the man and expand your role, or work for yourself and expand your empire; expansion is the key word presented to all stoner Tauruses in May.

It is the sphere of love and companionship that becomes the most complex in May stoner Taurus. You will need the full vision of your third eye to gain patience and understanding through cloudy circumstances. Meditative smoke sessions will benefit the stoner Taurus tremendously in this regard. It will be imperative to see the unseen in matters of love and companionship. The sacred herb will help you see through the ambiguity of fake news, and understand the positivity available through truth. There may be a universal bait and switch on your plans with love and companionship. Things may not turn out in any way along the timeline or path you’ve laid out. Trust and understand that the cosmos is on your side with positivity despite any breaks in your immediate plans.