Scorpio

The Stoner Scorpio can be the most passionate cannabis activist. A good smoke session with cannabis companions will get them motivated.

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Scorpio June 2016

Stoner Scorpio the month of June will be intense, to say the least.  You will be bombarded with slight nuances that will leave no room for daydreaming or stray from your course of leadership.  It would be best to utilize the sacred herb only for relaxation and meditative purposes until a later date.  This does not mean that June will not be meaningful and blessed with positivity, rather it means you will have to work for it.

The epitome of your June will be in your intimate relationships.  If your feelings are true and you hold your ground you will be surprised by the turn your relationships take this month.  If you are wavering in your feelings the tide will turn on you quickly in a direction you may not want to face.  In the face of love, take the time to meditate well on any plans for immediate change before forging ahead. Visualize positive outcomes and they will occur.

Whether you’re a cog in the machine of the working world or a business owner you will have your work cut out for you.  How you communicate will be the number one concern for you stoner Scorpio.  You will be facing many decisions that could possibly propel you financially. You must be extremely analytical about these decisions. Do not sign anything without reading the fine print and do not make moves in haste.   You will want to utilize the sacred herb for these meditations. You need the spiritual guidance that comes with it.  Be selective on your strain, pick the one that motivates you best.  You will have your work cut out for you this summer.

Scorpio May 2016

My dearest stoner Scorpio, May will be a month of great challenges.  Albeit, they will turn out positive by month’s end you must make it there first!  Keep your indica packed bubbler close in the evening as you will need the enlightenment it brings.   

At the beginning of this month, you need to look at all your goals realistically.  Not just those at work but in your love life too.  Do they have the potential to be successful?  Catch these ‘could be failures’ early and you can turn them around by the end of the month.

Work will prove to be more stressful than usual.  This will mainly be because you will need to take on more responsibility than you are used to.  I strongly suggest laying the pipe down during working hours and stick with a CBD oil if you need to medicate at work.  Once you have weeded out what won’t work you will move steadily toward your path to success.  Your partners and co-workers are looking to you to be the leader.  Don’t shy away from this role, it suits you.

As I mentioned earlier the emotional sphere of the stoner Scorpio will be challenged in new and not so welcome ways.  Scorpios never unintentionally harm another with their words.  You must at all times be aware of what damage your tongue can cast and avidly avoid using your poison against your loved ones.  Lean on the sacred herb when your negative traits are boiling under your skin.  Let the healing properties settle your mind before you speak and do something that cannot be undone.  Do this and next month your relationships will prosper into great and rewarding adventures.

Scorpio April 2016

It seems that the luck of the Irish will follow the stoner Scorpio through the ends of April 2016.  Use this positive energy to thwart yourself into the beginning of summer where your foundation will need to be very strong.  Your ability to rise above and beyond this month will conjure not just more green in your stash but a lot of green eyed monsters.  That being said, be sure to know that those who will be green with envy are those in your inner circle of fellow stoners & co-workers.

In all events of work; Scorpios will be on top of it.  Productivity is your first name this month.  Don’t meddle in the indicas during the working hours, you have no time to relax.  Keep your eyes open and take precautions to ensure that all is going according to your plans.  Listen to your intuition when dealing with difficult or negative partners.  Please note:  Take advantage of the offers that lie on the table this month.  Use your tenacity and quick thinking to ensure success.  If you hesitate you will lose an amazing opportunity.

Ahh, my romantic Scorpio bask in the glory of your love this month!  The ground that you’ve been laying in your existing relationship or the one that you’re working towards is going to be buoyant and giving.  Your evenings will be full of that glow that only you emit when in love.  Dab it up right with your lover and enjoy one another to the fullest extent.

As for your circle of fellow stoners, you may find yourself gravitating to those with more experience than you in a number of ways.  You have great lessons to learn from these folks.  Take the time to toke it up with them in a more intimate setting than the usual large group of buds.  You will be so glad you did.  

Scorpio March 2016

Do you feel the positivity flowing stoner, Scorpio?  You have tapped into the universal energy and its exuding throughout your life this March.  The cosmos have aligned perfectly so that you will feel the exhilaration of all your previous work coming to a head.  That does not mean you get to relax, ergo, leave the medibles to a minimum this month.

All those projects you’ve assigned to yourself over the first quarter of 2016 are going to come together better than a fresh nug of moon rock.  In fact, you’ll find that you are more easily finishing all your projects this month.  The only thing you need to be wary of is overconfidence and poor decision making.  Stay sharp with a sativa heavy hybrid in your pipe and think through all your decisions before taking action.  Keep your feet on the ground until you get home.

It will be hard not to float in this super-charged high of love this month Scorpio!  Some might say your luck outshines the four leaf clover this March when it comes to personal relationships.  You will attain your objectives if you supply yourself with a firm foundation by mid-month.  Come St. Patrick’s Day you will be blessed with bounties of attention and you should toke it up while you can!  You deserve it stoner Scorpio!

Scorpio February 2016

The month of February is well within your ability to stay balanced.  In fact, just show up and be yourself in every situation and you should come out smelling like a nice batch of special cookies all month long.  Of course, if I could leave it at just that what good would I be to you?

Your love life should be smooth sailing if you continue to be your diplomatic, calm and caring self.  It will enable you to easily overcome a few obstacles that will bounce in just to bother you.  Be sure to pay special attention to your immediate family members as they need some reassurance that they are being heard and loved.  Keep all negativity away from your home front!  With Valentines in the air consider a cannabis infused massage oil treatment for you and your loved one.  Who can be angry when completely relaxed on cloud 9?

Work, work, work, you do a lot of work.  You will be rewarded this month if you are more than a middle manager.  Genuinely, the more freedom you have in your workplace the more you will prove your worth.  All toking Scorpios will need to quickly circumvent any misunderstandings with partners or managers by again, being cool headed.  If you  feel the need to take a break at work keep a dug out handy with a little Sativa to keep your spirits uplifted throughout the work day.  Enjoy your month Stoner Scorpio!

Scorpio January 2016

Do you feel IT stoner Scorpio?  IT being the building positivity that 2016 is bringing to you.  The bling that you are emitting is brighter than any perc in a new water pipe.  This first month of the year is a tell tale sign of what to expect for the next 12 months.

Work is where you will shine the brightest this month.  You are a trusted individual and one who knows how to get things done.  Because of these traits you will find yourself amidst an array of money making deals.  Your decision will need to be a quick one so you must trust your intuition.  Do not take on more than you can handle.  Be confident that you will see an upswing in the color of green.  More green in your pocket equals more green in your pipe!

On the home front you may be a bit unavailable due to your work.  Be sure to be attentive when you are spending time with your loved ones.  Being busy does not leave room for being emotionally absent.  If you’re attached make sure you spend some quality time on conversation.  Pack up the vape and have a real heart to heart.  It will leave you both happier and more content.  If you’re single don’t go out of the way to start anything quite yet as you are very busy and may not be able to give someone all that is needed in a fresh relationship.  If you choose to start one keep it light as not to disappoint your potential new love.

Scorpio December 2015

Ready? GO! This December the stoner Scorpio will be in for a busy and emotional time.  Think of it as a very positive stage in your growth as an individual.  If you have a stoner Libra friend, it is time to call on them for a lesson in balance.  Balance being your key term this month.

Work will be a blaze of projects for you my fiery friend.  Keep a well balanced hybrid in your vape pen for those moments of stress.  You must at all costs keep business just that.  Do not take anything personally or make any situation at work personal in any way.  Business is business.  Keep it that way and you will be most successful in the days to come.  By keeping diplomacy up at work, you can take your exaggerated fire to the bedroom.

Speaking of love and personal relations:  Smoking Scorpios need to put the ones they hold dear ahead of themselves in December.  Do not allow for lethargy to leak into any of your personal relationships.  You hold the reigns right now, use them to snap some fun into your lives.  If you have a special request, make sure that you are specific.  You may find yourself reiterating, but it will be worth it.  There is a lot of room for romance, but you must take the lead.  May I suggest making a batch of special brownies with your partner?

Scorpio November 2015

Good vibes are flowing all around the stoner Scorpio like a well percolated bong rip.  When the sun is in your sign good things are bound to shine on you!  For the most part you will have an amazing month of November; full of activity both mental and physical with only a few not so awesome surprises.  Stay focused on the good and just put these lil possible upsets on the back burner so you can avoid them.

Stoner Scorpio you are a well chiseled mind and this month you will be putting all your wits to work for you.  New ideas and implementations that surround your job will come to you in a fierce energy at the beginning of the month.  I see heavy sativa strains in your days this November.  They will enhance your thought processes and calm your energies enough to make you extremely proficient!  Around the last third of the month be wary on decision making.  If you have any doubts put it off.  Also you will be very overwhelmed with your workload after all the new ideas you’ve sprouted start to take formation.  Make sure you ask for help.

In your personal relationships be prepared to be going places and expect the unexpected.  These surprises can be both good or hindering.  Pay attention to your romantic partner and you will heed off any lovers spats easily.  Lose focus and you’ll be in for a rough ride.  Your love life will be interesting and for the most part fun.  It is your personal friendships you need to look out for the most.  One of your closest smoking buddies could really turn the tables on you.  Remember just because they let you down you do not need to retaliate.  Karma is a bitch.  Go find your love and enjoy some Ohm moments with a nice indica.  They will remind you how great life truly is.    

Scorpio October 2015

It is time to breathe in that crisp fall air and let it refresh your body and spirit, my smoking Scorpio.  Do whatever you can to get enough rest as you will be needing to pull together all your life force for the month of October.  To no avail you will boom in business and swoon in love, but, you must not be worn out.  

Paying attention to your Lover’s mood this month will increase the connection you already have in play.  Neglecting it will make a stink like the resin from your college water pipe.  That’s right your lover will provide you a nice safe haven away from all the hustle and bustle that is going on in your working world. Sit back and enjoy a nice indica smoke break with them and focus on your dreams and aspirations.  For my single Scorpios take this month to enjoy your cannabis companions you are in need of catching up!

Your actions and decisions this month have the potential to make you Legendary Scorpio.  Grab the CBD oil during working hours this month as you will not need any extra enlightenment during working hours.  There are many ways your month can play out in the business world.  Be prepared to tackle an onslaught of new projects that will propel you into your new future.  If one stands out more than the others tackle that one first as it will be your platform for greater things.  

Scorpio September 2015

The first month of fall for my stoner Scorpios will be a true test of your endurance.  Have you been keeping your emotional and mental abilities strong and sharp?  Your intuition and keen mind will be your only allies this month as the sacred herb will only do so much to help you.  When you are working or in the company of people you love you will need to be paying attention.  If you must rely on your herb, be cautious of the strain and amount you are using.  Now is not a time for deep meditation or couch lock.

If you are able, put the pipe down during working hours  in early August.  The beginning of this month will have you feeling like you have been placed in a straight jacket.  Whether this situation is being forced on you by your competitor or yourself, you will need to rely on your prior preparedness.  You cannot avoid all possible negative situations this month.  Knowing this ahead of time will help you to minimize the damage by doing your best to avoid certain situations all together.  The best advice I can give you in your work this month: Steer clear of signing anything.

Scorpios are strong, fierce and faithful  lovers.  On the other hand you can be resentful, manipulative and ruthless in the face of love.  You may find that you need to put your cannabis companions on hold this month as you are in for a wicked storm.  The better you know your lover the better in tune you will be to their weak points.  Spend time with them and help build them up or be forewarned this storm will be an epic event.  If you are new to your relationship you will need to fasten down the hatches and figure out if you are willing to put in the time to figure it all out.  Blessed be the single Scorpio, take this month to heal yourself from all the combating at work.  Things will look up for you again, do your best to keep an open mind.