Scorpio

The Stoner Scorpio can be the most passionate cannabis activist. A good smoke session with cannabis companions will get them motivated.

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Scorpio March 2016

Do you feel the positivity flowing stoner, Scorpio?  You have tapped into the universal energy and its exuding throughout your life this March.  The cosmos have aligned perfectly so that you will feel the exhilaration of all your previous work coming to a head.  That does not mean you get to relax, ergo, leave the medibles to a minimum this month.

All those projects you’ve assigned to yourself over the first quarter of 2016 are going to come together better than a fresh nug of moon rock.  In fact, you’ll find that you are more easily finishing all your projects this month.  The only thing you need to be wary of is overconfidence and poor decision making.  Stay sharp with a sativa heavy hybrid in your pipe and think through all your decisions before taking action.  Keep your feet on the ground until you get home.

It will be hard not to float in this super-charged high of love this month Scorpio!  Some might say your luck outshines the four leaf clover this March when it comes to personal relationships.  You will attain your objectives if you supply yourself with a firm foundation by mid-month.  Come St. Patrick’s Day you will be blessed with bounties of attention and you should toke it up while you can!  You deserve it stoner Scorpio!

Scorpio February 2016

The month of February is well within your ability to stay balanced.  In fact, just show up and be yourself in every situation and you should come out smelling like a nice batch of special cookies all month long.  Of course, if I could leave it at just that what good would I be to you?

Your love life should be smooth sailing if you continue to be your diplomatic, calm and caring self.  It will enable you to easily overcome a few obstacles that will bounce in just to bother you.  Be sure to pay special attention to your immediate family members as they need some reassurance that they are being heard and loved.  Keep all negativity away from your home front!  With Valentines in the air consider a cannabis infused massage oil treatment for you and your loved one.  Who can be angry when completely relaxed on cloud 9?

Work, work, work, you do a lot of work.  You will be rewarded this month if you are more than a middle manager.  Genuinely, the more freedom you have in your workplace the more you will prove your worth.  All toking Scorpios will need to quickly circumvent any misunderstandings with partners or managers by again, being cool headed.  If you  feel the need to take a break at work keep a dug out handy with a little Sativa to keep your spirits uplifted throughout the work day.  Enjoy your month Stoner Scorpio!

Scorpio January 2016

Do you feel IT stoner Scorpio?  IT being the building positivity that 2016 is bringing to you.  The bling that you are emitting is brighter than any perc in a new water pipe.  This first month of the year is a tell tale sign of what to expect for the next 12 months.

Work is where you will shine the brightest this month.  You are a trusted individual and one who knows how to get things done.  Because of these traits you will find yourself amidst an array of money making deals.  Your decision will need to be a quick one so you must trust your intuition.  Do not take on more than you can handle.  Be confident that you will see an upswing in the color of green.  More green in your pocket equals more green in your pipe!

On the home front you may be a bit unavailable due to your work.  Be sure to be attentive when you are spending time with your loved ones.  Being busy does not leave room for being emotionally absent.  If you’re attached make sure you spend some quality time on conversation.  Pack up the vape and have a real heart to heart.  It will leave you both happier and more content.  If you’re single don’t go out of the way to start anything quite yet as you are very busy and may not be able to give someone all that is needed in a fresh relationship.  If you choose to start one keep it light as not to disappoint your potential new love.

Scorpio December 2015

Ready? GO! This December the stoner Scorpio will be in for a busy and emotional time.  Think of it as a very positive stage in your growth as an individual.  If you have a stoner Libra friend, it is time to call on them for a lesson in balance.  Balance being your key term this month.

Work will be a blaze of projects for you my fiery friend.  Keep a well balanced hybrid in your vape pen for those moments of stress.  You must at all costs keep business just that.  Do not take anything personally or make any situation at work personal in any way.  Business is business.  Keep it that way and you will be most successful in the days to come.  By keeping diplomacy up at work, you can take your exaggerated fire to the bedroom.

Speaking of love and personal relations:  Smoking Scorpios need to put the ones they hold dear ahead of themselves in December.  Do not allow for lethargy to leak into any of your personal relationships.  You hold the reigns right now, use them to snap some fun into your lives.  If you have a special request, make sure that you are specific.  You may find yourself reiterating, but it will be worth it.  There is a lot of room for romance, but you must take the lead.  May I suggest making a batch of special brownies with your partner?

Scorpio November 2015

Good vibes are flowing all around the stoner Scorpio like a well percolated bong rip.  When the sun is in your sign good things are bound to shine on you!  For the most part you will have an amazing month of November; full of activity both mental and physical with only a few not so awesome surprises.  Stay focused on the good and just put these lil possible upsets on the back burner so you can avoid them.

Stoner Scorpio you are a well chiseled mind and this month you will be putting all your wits to work for you.  New ideas and implementations that surround your job will come to you in a fierce energy at the beginning of the month.  I see heavy sativa strains in your days this November.  They will enhance your thought processes and calm your energies enough to make you extremely proficient!  Around the last third of the month be wary on decision making.  If you have any doubts put it off.  Also you will be very overwhelmed with your workload after all the new ideas you’ve sprouted start to take formation.  Make sure you ask for help.

In your personal relationships be prepared to be going places and expect the unexpected.  These surprises can be both good or hindering.  Pay attention to your romantic partner and you will heed off any lovers spats easily.  Lose focus and you’ll be in for a rough ride.  Your love life will be interesting and for the most part fun.  It is your personal friendships you need to look out for the most.  One of your closest smoking buddies could really turn the tables on you.  Remember just because they let you down you do not need to retaliate.  Karma is a bitch.  Go find your love and enjoy some Ohm moments with a nice indica.  They will remind you how great life truly is.    

Scorpio October 2015

It is time to breathe in that crisp fall air and let it refresh your body and spirit, my smoking Scorpio.  Do whatever you can to get enough rest as you will be needing to pull together all your life force for the month of October.  To no avail you will boom in business and swoon in love, but, you must not be worn out.  

Paying attention to your Lover’s mood this month will increase the connection you already have in play.  Neglecting it will make a stink like the resin from your college water pipe.  That’s right your lover will provide you a nice safe haven away from all the hustle and bustle that is going on in your working world. Sit back and enjoy a nice indica smoke break with them and focus on your dreams and aspirations.  For my single Scorpios take this month to enjoy your cannabis companions you are in need of catching up!

Your actions and decisions this month have the potential to make you Legendary Scorpio.  Grab the CBD oil during working hours this month as you will not need any extra enlightenment during working hours.  There are many ways your month can play out in the business world.  Be prepared to tackle an onslaught of new projects that will propel you into your new future.  If one stands out more than the others tackle that one first as it will be your platform for greater things.  

Scorpio September 2015

The first month of fall for my stoner Scorpios will be a true test of your endurance.  Have you been keeping your emotional and mental abilities strong and sharp?  Your intuition and keen mind will be your only allies this month as the sacred herb will only do so much to help you.  When you are working or in the company of people you love you will need to be paying attention.  If you must rely on your herb, be cautious of the strain and amount you are using.  Now is not a time for deep meditation or couch lock.

If you are able, put the pipe down during working hours  in early August.  The beginning of this month will have you feeling like you have been placed in a straight jacket.  Whether this situation is being forced on you by your competitor or yourself, you will need to rely on your prior preparedness.  You cannot avoid all possible negative situations this month.  Knowing this ahead of time will help you to minimize the damage by doing your best to avoid certain situations all together.  The best advice I can give you in your work this month: Steer clear of signing anything.

Scorpios are strong, fierce and faithful  lovers.  On the other hand you can be resentful, manipulative and ruthless in the face of love.  You may find that you need to put your cannabis companions on hold this month as you are in for a wicked storm.  The better you know your lover the better in tune you will be to their weak points.  Spend time with them and help build them up or be forewarned this storm will be an epic event.  If you are new to your relationship you will need to fasten down the hatches and figure out if you are willing to put in the time to figure it all out.  Blessed be the single Scorpio, take this month to heal yourself from all the combating at work.  Things will look up for you again, do your best to keep an open mind.

Scorpio August 2015

If you feel like you cannot breathe stoner Scorpio, know that it will not last forever.  This August you must do your best to be your own positive voice.  The beginning of August will be your greatest struggle in both work and play.  Keep your favorite strain of herb close to you and lean on it when needed.

My advice to you in the working world was sung best by Jerry Garcia: “Don’t lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools.” Though your work will be stable, do not make any major decisions or sign any contracts.  If you do you’ll find yourself a fool on the ship set out to the cruel  sea of emptiness.   Know that you will be surrounded by many who wish to be the fool and it could prohibit you from completing your tasks at your usual above par standard.  If you can hold back any overreactions now; by mid month you will feel stronger.  Even with this strength pulsing through you, stay on the path and do not rush anything.

Love is not what the cosmos has in for you this month.  I strongly suggest putting off any new romantic endeavors until later this year:  If you are looking for a significant other I urge you to pay attention to this.  As well meaning as your intentions will be, the outcome will be disastrous.  If you are in a relationship you will need to stay kind yet focus on other areas of your life.  Your circle of friends is in need of your presence.  You will have to stand your ground at some point.  Do not fret if there are no allies, you will prevail.  Take a vape pen with you and make sure all stay on the enlightened path of the sacred herb.

Scorpio July 2015

This July all my smoking Scorps will need to be sure to stay rested.  As it has been with most of 2015 your financial and working worlds will be full of energy and positive outcomes.  The only way to insure this is to get your rest!  Do not dabble too heavily in the medibles this month but you may want a nice indica for your evening meditations.

There is an important project you are working on Scorpio.  You need to insure that it is at the best quality possible.  Look at it from every angle and flush out any possible problems that could occur.  Do not neglect the relationships you have with your partners or co-workers this month as they will need to be solid for the months to come.  Take it easy on utilizing your medication this month while on the clock.  I’m not saying you should lay down the pipe completely, just be cautious of where and when you utilize.  You need to be at your best everyday in July.

Be prepared for interpersonal chaos this month.  Do not worry yourself my stoner Scorpio.  This month will test you in ways that are not the most comfortable.  Please note: Scorpio you can and will handle this well!  Stay focused on your needs & take time for yourself.  No matter how long that time may be, you need to figure things out on your own terms.  Breath and let it be during your evenings.  Its time to use that beautiful pipe you keep for special occasions.  Not all celebration pipes need to be utilized in great cheer, sometimes they need to be brought out to remind us that there are good times to come.  That is true this month.  Let it serve as a reminder that you are here because of past choices and will go further with the new ones you’re making in July.

Over all my dearest Scorpio July will shape up nicely. Focus on your accomplishments.  Make your own choices.  Feel good about how far you’ve come in 2015!

Scorpio June 2015

Stoner Scorpio June will be filled with successes and failures.  Both can be positive if you choose to stay kind and level headed.  My advice is to keep the medibles to a minimum and stick to a nice hybrid for your times of contemplation and celebration.  When you feel the upsurge of success in one area of your life you will feel the down swing in another.  Hold tight as the month can and will pull you out even if you’re wise.

The majority of your most celebrated success will come from your work Scorpio.  You will find you are capable of much more than you ever thought.  Your responsibilities will increase and you will shine because of it.  If you need a break at work meditate with a vape of your favorite hybrid.  You will then see that your new found capabilities will bring much needed self respect that helps to keep you calm and collective during all your working hours.  Your perspective will burst open around mid month and you will see a much bigger picture for your future.  Remember when helping others you must first make sure you’ve helped your self and all things will go smoothly this June.

Your best bud will be your source of stability this month my smoking Scorp.  You will need them to give advice and they will need you to be open to the positivity they can shine on you.  You will need them because times will be stressful on your love front.  Many of the issues that will arise in June are due to mistakes you’ve made in the past.  You will need to finally learn from them before you can move on.  After your realizations, your main job will be to help your partner realize that all things can be worked out.  Be kind and patient and whatever you do be mindful of the words that you spew.  Any slight from you now will cause an explosion.  Try talking things out during a nice peace pipe session.  For my single Scorpio’s take the high road this month with potential lovers.  You will find it liberating without offending the doors that are open.