A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.
The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.
Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.
All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?
“Smile away” by Paul McCartney is a song you may well be singing all month long, stoner Scorpio! Spring is in the air and success is plentiful in March of 2017! If you’re a high-strung Scorpio, stick to a 60/40 sativa/indica. If you’re more mellow go full on sativa for the most productivity in all areas of your life. Utilize your medicine when feeling low and don’t forget how important your meditative sesh is!
Your world of love and friends is where you will require the most self-discipline. There will be many things that come up during your smoke sessions. Allow yourself to hear what is going on. Then let that information settle in before making any statements or opinions be known. This goes for everyone in your non-working life. It is not your job to play counselor. It is your job to listen and help find objective solutions. Stay on track and don’t lose sight of your end game as you are greatly being relied upon as the leader this month. Make time for yourself for medicated meditation. You will need this time to reflect on all you are accomplishing.
The world of work will be a fine time to shine this month! Your goal is to stay motivated, move forward and listen. If you work for yourself or are upper-management you need to pay attention to your co-workers and employees. It is the perfect time to hire the self-motivated personnel. Rid your company of any non-self-starters. For those of you who have a manager to answer to, remember in the end they will have the right answers so don’t work yourself up over any outcomes at this time. Just breathe and let be. You will do just fine this month stoner, Scorpio, if only you work for it.
Yin and Yang will be harmonious for the stoner Scorpio this February in both the field of work and of love! Of course, that will only be if you prove to be flexible in areas you’d rather not be flexible in. Scorpios are not known for their people pleasing abilities; so I will suggest a nice balanced hybrid strain for you this month and a need to focus on opening your heart center. With an open heart and mind, you will find much success and comradeship.
Warren G once said, “Rhythm is life and life is rhythm”. You, stoner Scorpio, have that figured out. Work is going well in many areas for you and you know it. Do yourself a favor and forget the past and focus on your NOW. You will find much success this month if you keep an open mind and stay focused. Be certain to accept help when it is offered even if it is not from someone you particularly like. Maybe pass the pipe with them and see past your differences?
Love will be anything other than predictable for the single Scorpio. Think flings not rings. If for some reason flings are not your thing…don’t start one. If you do they will be fun and flighty in a sense. Light one up and celebrate the fun of it. The love matched Scorpio will find much peace this month but don’t count on the same old same old. Keep your emotions in check and you may be very nicely surprised by your lover! So keep calm, dab on and enjoy your February!
Conundrum…is a wine that pairs nicely with a fruity hybrid cannabis strain. I suggest both for you stoner, Scorpio. January will be somewhat of a conundrum in itself. Not that it will be particularly negative. Just rather trying. Be sure to find time for the sacred herb and self-reflection each week.
Your working world will be less stressful than last month if you can find ways to do mental yoga. The same problems exist and yes, you can help sort them out. Although, baby steps are required; not for you, rather for your co-workers. How well you have planned and how well you communicate will be key to seeing any real change. Do yourself a favor and keep that sativa hybrid in your pocket. The motivational benefits of the higher sativa strain will help you remove some of those pesky tasks that are piling up on your plate. This is not a month to take on more responsibilities.
The wine I mentioned earlier will be a much welcome relief for you and your lover or potential lover. Your love life is the beautiful conundrum in January. Towards mid-month, it will take a turn for the exciting. Keeping your head level will be important. Don’t let it get too big or you’ll miss the potential questioning of your lover. You must see beyond the words for that is what will need to be addressed. Use your wit and charm and it will be rewarding. Be kind to all your family members this month, as they will be blessing you with kindness. Any sharp remarks now will endanger the trust you have ensued. So be kind, drink wine and feel the warmth of your favorite bowl alight with flame.
The month of December 2016 brings much abundance to the stoner Scorpio. Every task you have on your plate can be brought to completion this month. You will also find that any new task you take on will coincide well with your wants and needs. If you can, keep your pipe for inspiration but use it lightly this month.
In your working world brace yourself for more of the same ol’ same ol’. Your partners or managers will sing the same ol’ song. The stoner Scorpio thinks much differently and more forward than the rest of the zodiac. You do in fact have the best of intentions and the best ideas. Unfortunately, you will not be heard & your ideas will be put on back burners. You’ve seen this time and time again. This time may be the last time for these collegues to hear your ideas. They will inevitably come to the same conclusion you have, but, it will be months later and probably too late. As you will have moved on and I say good for you! Stay on your best game and only toke if necessary during work this month. Don’t let the agitation get you down as it is readying you for your next step.
Break out the indica in the evenings! This is your relaxation time and it is time to put your work day to rest. Do more with your loved ones and enjoy life. It is not all about work my stoner Scorpio! Spend quality time with your partner and enjoy each other. Your friends will be full of merriment so see them too! You will all need each other at the end of this year.
At the beginning of November 2016, the stoner Scorpio needs to reach for your most enlightened self. Meditate with the sacred herb and envision the protection of white light surrounding you in every aspect. Carry this vision with you every day and feel it’s power to your core. It will protect you in ways you didn’t know you needed protection. You are being given many personal liberties over the next few week, set yourself up for pure enjoyment no matter the pace of events.
In your work, stoner Scorpio, you need to be prepared. Failure is not a loss! It is rather a move in the direction of success. If you choose to brood and wallow in self pity or other self-destructive emotional tirades, you will simply dissolve the victory that awaits you. You are in fact moving forward with every step. It is imperative that you take time to heal from any injury or setback before you go back to hammering out the desired results. Rest assured the best possible outcome will arrive. Be kind with your comrades and share your herb if the work hours run long.
The Scorpio that is gifted with a sixth sense will be the most unaffected by the woes that love can bring in November. For those of us without extrasensory gifts, heed these words kindly: You are not always right. You do not always know what is best. Other people have a right to their feelings. Do not make mountains out of molehills. There, that being said, you can have a very pleasant love life this month. You must allow it to evolve. Do not stand in its way or it will become destructive. Take the time necessary to hear your lover out. Pack the pipe, light the bowl and listen. Then respond. Yes, you must respond. Communication can be difficult for the strong silent Scorpio, but this month it is necessary. Do not run from it. Open up to it and the love you can receive. Remember the white light of protection and wear it always.
My dearest stoner Scorpio, this October you must challenge your daily mantra. What is it now? Has it gotten you where you need to be? Are you happy with life? How we talk to ourselves is more important than any action we take. What we think about, we bring about. Whether positive or negative our thoughts are what controls us and our environment. Take some time at the very first of this month to meditate with our sacred herb. A new, better, more motivating, more loving mantra will come to you. Use this new mantra daily. Use it when you are aggravated or anxious or angry. It will change your world, one moment at a time. With that being said, your month will be a bit lagging. If you heeded the advice of the cosmos last month you will be coming off a feeling of accomplishment. Do not, under any circumstances, allow yourself to fall into a downward spiral just because you’re a bit bored and fed up with work. Take the down time to prepare for far busier times ahead. Keep a bit of indica in a sneak a toke and use the creative influence to fuel your logical mind with fun new ways to organize. This in itself will help you feel accomplished especially when the workload hits the fan near the end of October. In matters of the heart my cannabis companion, you will float along nicely. Do try to avoid conflicts at this time. Your ego does not need to be fed by being right. Allow others to find their own paths even if you know your way is best. They will come to that decision all on their own. Your circle of friends will be wanting to see you a bit more so go out there and have a bit of fun while you are less busy. Then come home with or to your lover and remind them why you’re the most passionate in the zodiac.
As autumn falls around us and changes our scenery, so will the scenery change for the life of the stoner Scorpio. If you allow the colors of change to enlighten you my cannabis companion, you will deflect the negative side effects of this change. Pick out your favorite greens for the month and use them with deep meditation to help propel you into the realm of accomplishment.
The intelligent Scorpio has a logical mind for the most part. Which can be a bit confusing when it comes to love. September winds will shift your heart into an emotional sphere that can be as soft as the last breeze of summer. Allow yourself to be blissfully swept up in it and share your hearts desires with the one who holds your attention. Be sure not only to share your feelings but your sacred herb with them as well. It will help you open up and speak to your love in the most gentle of ways. If you are currently attached you will not escape this monumental time, just remember to put the past behind you, be kind and gentle and you will see a new beginning that has endless possibilities open up.
September is a time of colleague relationships. A time to embark on new missions with your co-workers. This will be much simpler if you work for yourself as you will not have to answer to your managers. Be sure that if you are doing something to better your situation on work time that you think it through explicitly. Do not try to involve your managers as this is not a month to do projects with them. In fact, fly under the radar. Do what you must at work and then go home and make your changes. This is where the deep meditation with the sacred herb will come in handy. With your heart opened up you will find it difficult to make logical decisions at work. Time spent in meditation will guide you quickly to the perfect solution to your situation. Take heed before beginning this change, then act quickly. This change will benefit you in more ways than you can see right now, but, it can also negatively affect you if you do not think it through. Good luck my stoner Scorpio! I have absolute faith in your abilities.
It should be noted first and foremost that this August of the year 2016 will be a positive pivot point for the stoner Scorpio. It is a month where you need to have your life goals set; do this and the universe will move you to them and quickly. Do not think that it will be easy. Know this now: Your thoughts will guide the universe to give you what you think about. Keep the sativa hybrid around and stay positive, focused and clear in your intentions.
Your personal realm may seem daunting. You may not feel heard. Do not push it this month. Provide your friends, family or lover with the opinion and advice they ask for. Allow them to do what they think is best. Yes, we know you are right but we all must fall in order to see the light above us. Keep your calmness about you and stay focused on your life. Be there and be kind when friends need you. When those you gave advice to fail, share a well-packed bowl with them. They will make great revelations with you over good conversation. Oh, and keep the “I told you so” to yourself.
Have you been focusing on the negative in your profession? It will seem as if your nightmares are becoming real this month, stoner Scorpio. Where your focus has been will come to you this month in your working world. You may not sense it now but it will be a bountiful maneuver by the universe to get you on your correct path and you will not be down and out long. Keep your head up and keep moving toward your goals. The universe is holding the best trees for you in coming months. Smoke what you have now but the best buds await!
Reassessment and honorable are your keywords this month stoner Scorpio. You will need to utilize the sacred herb during meditation to help you to truly unveil yourself to you. Find your most honorable intentions and explore them. Allow our earthly herb of healing to guide you to the path of least resistance. This is where you will find the most honorable way out of some sticky situations this July. You needn’t stress about possible upsets as you are very capable of turning all situations into positive ones. You simply need to step outside your current frame of mind. Look in on your thoughts about your life and see how you can make them more positive.
You will find that within your working world you will be able to minimize risks, increase your pocketbook and reclaim your position of authority. How you use your own personal prowess at work will determine how well all this goes over. Don’t be afraid to be kind or even share the kind if the opportunity allows it. An open door policy is a great idea unless someone is trying to slam it on your face. Remember reassessment and honor have boundary lines.
Stay true to yourself in every personal relationship you have this month stoner Scorpio. Your honor will shine through when you find your way out of unsavory situations that your family members or close friends try to persuade with. If you do not agree with any circumstance you find yourself in, get out. You have been gifted the brilliant ability to be straightforward. Use it to your advantage in both your loverships and your friendships to keep peace and kindness in the air.