Sagittarius

The Stoner Sagittarius will bring the enthusiasm to keep the smoke circle going. This archer probably knows the best smoke spots out in nature.

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Sagittarius June 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you’ve been going nowhere fast.  With the days growing longer, you will find that you have more time to tackle issues that you may have been sitting on for a while.  Get off the couch because the universe is pulling out all the stops and it’s finally time to get going.  All the seeds you’ve planted this year that have been in a vegetative state will be in full bloom this summer.  Your plans will not be auto flowering, however.  This simply means that you will have to invest care and energies in order to achieve the results you desire.  If your green thumb is not producing the outcomes you are looking for, don’t be afraid to ask for help from others who you know have encountered similar obstacles.

Just because events are working out the way that you want them to doesn’t mean you can relax totally.  Avoid becoming complacent.  Keep the cannabis at home and you’ll be able to keep your focus at the workplace.  By separating the two you’ll be able to handle any unexpected problems that come your way.  Just like your home life, work will be what you make of it.  Stay focused on the end results and you will only contribute positivity to yourself and your coworkers.

Sagittarius, if your special someone is seeming especially difficult to read this month, the best way to respond will be with patience and a smile.  A smoke break may be a great idea, but it may be an even better plan if you smoke that bowl separately.  A little space can go a long way so don’t worry if the two of you spend a little time apart.  Once the smoke clears you will realize that you were not necessarily the cause of the chaos.  It will make the time spent together all the more enjoyable. The best advice is to be patient–then you will be able to come together and enjoy a bowl.   

Sagittarius May 2016

Sometimes, stoner Sagittarius, it may seem like up is down and left is right.  During these tribulations keep your cannabis cure front and center…at least when it comes to your relaxation time.  It will be up to you to take the time to figure out toward which direction you want to head as this month will leave your compass unreliable.  In other words, when you feel like you can’t trust what is going on around you, trust yourself.   Although the universe may be trying to play you for the fool, you should be able to keep your cool.  It’s okay if you have to redirect your focus to new projects and goals if your current undertakings are unfolding how you intended.  The important thing will be to keep moving towards your goals—even if they are changing in unpredictable ways.

This may be surprising to hear, but, with the chaos of the month ensuing, it is recommended that you avoid the sativa dominant strains.  Although this strain is known for its potential uplifting qualities, it can also cause the mind to wander.  And, you’ll definitely have enough unexpected adventures already headed your way.  The earthy flavors of a chill indica will bring you the peace and rest you need in your evenings so you can keep it rockin’ steady through your workdays.  

When it comes to your lover or persons dear to you, do your best to avoid actively searching for problems.  Instead of looking, try listening.  The disagreements you find yourself in may be resolved simply by taking the time to hear what the other is saying, instead of trying to point out problems in their perspective.  It is never a bad idea to share a bowl instead of sharing a brawl.  If it can be helped, avoid the conflicts and ask yourself and those around you to pass the grass, not the blame.  Nobody can be upset by a little extra positivity reinforcement.

Sagittarius April 2016

The days are getting longer, stoner Sagittarius, and you acknowledge that additional hours of sunlight means there is greater potential to get more done.  Although you may be feeling exalted, proceed with caution.  It will be very easy in April for your investments to not yield their anticipated results.  This month you will encounter the unfortunate task of having to decide between needs and wants, and this can leave you feeling drained even further.  The upside is that it is recommended that you allow yourself time to meditate on plans before you enact them.  In the still hours of the evening, sit down with that sativa and set your sights ahead on the future.  It is not necessarily that all of your plans will fail, but rather you will need to give extra thought to your contingency plans.  So take it slow.

Sometimes it is better to avoid a wandering mind; in your case, a smoke session may be the best environment to solve your problems creatively.  And most of all, be sure to apply your epiphanies and what you’ve learned at the workplace.  Taking the extra time to run through all possible scenarios will allow you to be confident in accomplishing your works.  If you work in a group setting, then listen to the ideas of those around you.  And of course, don’t feel bad if you need to meditate—or sleep, or smoke—on it.  By not rushing ahead you will be able to see further down the path and avoid potential stumbling blocks.

Avoid trying to be “right” in conversations with your lover or loved ones.  It is beneficial to know what your own needs or perspectives are, but less important to worry whether your point prevails.  Instead of arguing, it may be best to ‘hash’ it out.  Whip out the peace-pipe, it will be easier to see eye-to-eye when everyone is on the same level.

Sagittarius March 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you are particularly sluggish.  With the changes of spring approaching, this discrepancy may be even more noticeable.  Fortunately, this chaos is not completely self-inflicted.  Your goals and aspirations are not being called into question, but your energies may be what is misdirected.  The best way to spend your time may be to invest in future endeavors.  This month, it will be important to not stray too far from your middle.  Too much sativa and your thoughts may stray, and also, it will be best to avoid getting couch-locked by an enticing indica.  Find your happy medium and a nice hybrid—this will allow you to relax enough to get those creative juices flowing and the energy to follow through.

You may be excited about the goals you set, but you will also need the patience to allow things to unfold as they come.  If you do not meet with immediate success in workplace undertakings, don’t be discouraged.  Remember, that each seed planted will mature in its own time, and even the ‘veg’ state is a part of growing.  Focus on the process, not just the final products.  When your actions do not yield the results you had intended, focus on what you learned.  These lessons will be able to be applied to future problems that will seem much smaller the second time around.

At home, it will not be a bad idea to extend your smoking circle.  March will bring you many new ideas, but it will also bring the potential for introducing you to new people.  These fresh faces and new insights will only help to expand your understanding.  So, when you are called upon to give advice to others, you will have even more perspectives to call upon.  Keep in mind to share the kind and you will continue to build lasting connections.  

Sagittarius February 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, for those of you who like to roll-their-own at home, you’ll appreciate that during this February it will be very important to “find your roach clip.”  That is to say, it will be beneficial to find all the help that you need to finish any tasks at hand.  This will help you to avoid sabotaging projects near completion.

If you have been waiting for a response to an issue you have raised in the workplace, the solution may not have been reached yet, although, all parties are still working on it.  While you may be awaiting significant changes, now may be a good time to learn more about those you work with, off the clock.  (Especially, if everyone is 420 friendly.)  This may be the perfect time to discover each of the other’s passions and realize each person’s potential in a non-workplace setting.  This pow-wow around a hookah could help everyone realize what their biggest strengths are.  By best utilizing everyone’s individual capabilities the team as a whole will meet greater success, and might even have more time for friendly smoke sessions!  

If it comes down to it, Sagittarius, and you are faced with starting a task on schedule, or completing it fully, choose the schedule.  This would normally make no sense, but you may have a better grasp on the situation than those around you.  It will be safer to wait and get everyone involved on the same page.  Otherwise, you may be rushing ahead just to hurry up and wait.  If the plan was to get to the top of the mountain and set a fire to your celebratory blunt, be sure to wait until everyone has reached the finish line.  The view will be much nicer with good company.

Sagittarius January 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, January may seem like a time when you feel an unwelcome stagnancy.  Instead of fighting this feeling, embrace it.  It would be recommended that most people try to avoid couch-lock.  But, for you, this may be exactly what is needed.  Grab a bag (perhaps a nice relaxing indica) and maybe catch up on your favorite TV shows or invite some folks over and watch that movie you all have been too busy to see–Don’t forget the snacks!  While the rain might dampen some people’s plans, you can say “let it pour.”  The wet weather will be no worries for you, as you didn’t have any particular plans to begin with.  And this is okay.  This month it is better to wait and be surprised by what is to come instead of forcing the issue.

Where you will burning it up, in the productive sense, is the workplace.  If you are feeling overwhelmed, don’t.  Remember that your capabilities are more than even you might think.  When you’re feeling like chaotic is the best word to describe work happenings, take a step back.  Your first instinct may be to ask others to get involved.  Instead, take some time at home to meditate with some help of that ever-so-sacred herb.  It will help amplify your inner peace and remind you that you held the solutions within yourself all along.

At home, don’t push too hard.  Although January is not the time to go full steam ahead, you may become restless if you do not direct your efforts somewhere.  Extend your smoking circle.  Meeting new friends or spending time with old ones will be the best way to pass the time and prepare yourself for the for the soon to come changes of spring.

Sagittarius December 2015

Stoner Sagittarius, although the colder winter weather is settling in around us, yours is a time for blossoming.  Take this time to foster or finish up old to-dos.  Or maybe you want to begin a brand new list of tasks that you have been contemplating, but  just haven’t committed to quite yet.  While this December will be a time of prosperity and accomplishment, you will still have to organize your own efforts.  A lot can be accomplished, but the universe will not prioritize itself for you.

If it’s sticky and icky, try to make sure it’s a sativa.  The best thing you can do is to avoid the couch.  A nice sativa dominant strain will give you that little boost needed or the second wind at the end of the work day.  Please note; over utilizing the sacred herb could be a waste of your forward moving potential.  In short, just do your best to write it down before you roll one up–this will allow you to best optimize your extra energies.

Allow yourself to be surprised Sagittarius.  The stars conspire in your favor.  So spark up and embrace the mysteries ahead, it’s likely you will enjoy the novelty of what’s to come.  If you are tokin’ solo at the moment, maybe you will soon meet your ‘new bestest bud.’  If this is not the case for you or if you already have a special someone, remember that new discoveries are not made by sitting at home.  The weather is chilly, but grab a coat (and maybe your sneak-a-toke) and have a nice adventure.  It may be as simple as trying that new food joint you’ve been eyeing, or a winter hike through the woods, but there are new faces and places to see–get out there and discover something new.

Sagittarius November 2015

Stoner Sagittarius, grab the bag of shag, the secret stash of sacred herb, or the scrounge bowl salvaged from dresser drawers as you can expect November to be a time where you may have to hurry up and wait.  This doesn’t mean you have to resign yourself to couchlock, you just may find yourself indecisive and in this particular case rushing will be of no help.  Don’t worry about feeling stagnate, Sagittarius, as there is little that you can do help fix the situation that may be at hand.  And this does not translate as meaning you are helpless, there are just sometimes where the universe brings us chaos—the best thing you can do is muddle through and look toward coming out the other side wiser and more patient than before.  Be cautious that you do not let the ambiguity of your own happenings flow over into the lives of those closest to us.  Although you may want to share that bowl with friends or family, remember that your ability to help may be restricted this month and you may contribute to the problem instead of bringing relief.

On the upside, all of the medicinally induced meditation at home you may be indulging will assist you in seeing through the potentially ill intentions of peers in the workplace.  This does not mean all of their actions are meant maliciously, but it may be recommended to go with the flow of events in our best efforts to keep the peace.  So, at home, be sure to keep the piece clean and some fresh Sativa on hand just in case the days are extra draining and you need a little extra comfort and help concentrating at home.

Sagittarius October 2015

Sagittarius stoner, you know well that the balance between work and play can be a delicate one.  But if you are able to distinguish between the two, October can be a very fruitful time.  Remember that you’ve gotten to where you are through your own efforts and success; it is not simply accidental.  New experiences are waiting around every turn, but they will be wasted if you are not ready to embrace them.

It will be important to use your weekend for some serious rest and relaxation.  A little quality time spent with mary jane on your Saturdays will allow you the time to recharge the batteries and unwind before the weekly grind.  But, be sure to remember the medicinal properties of your herbs.  Overuse can cause you to be sluggish and you’ll miss opportunities to keep up your speedy pace of accomplishment.

Although it can be assured that people will talk, it is your choice on whether you listen.  It is advised that take your time before offering your responses.  When it comes to your loved ones, allow yourself the time to give proper considerations to the big issues.  If this means enjoying a fresh bowl with just you, the sunset and the trees then do that.  Be sure not to disregard the helping hands of others, especially when that help can mean the difference between failure and success.  It’s usually a bit nicer at the top of the mountain when you get to share the view–and the herb. With the fall upon is, there will be much time to puff, puff, (pause), pass…and repeat as needed.  Listen closely to the conversations had at the smoking circle, the ideas you may find there will be much more substantive than smoke.

Sagittarius September 2015

Stoner Sagittarius, this month you may be feeling elated, like nothing can bring you down…and you’re probably right.  September brings for you a period when you are more than allowed to embrace your inner Zen.  With summer dwindling, it is recommended that you enjoy this time outside.  While the days are growing shorter, your list of things you want to do keeps growing.  Allow yourself to stay active and you will be able to complete more of that list than you expected.  Find a new smoke spot, or place to watch the sunset, or even better–find a spot where you can enjoy both!  But it’s not all easy riding, Sagittarius, do not neglect your physical body while your mind is keeping you so active.

Apply this same focus to your place of work and you will be able to see your results almost immediately.  When deciding what to tackle next, do not be too hasty.  You have the skills needed to accomplish all of your to-dos as long as you get the timing right.  It is probably best to keep the herb safely at home.  Your care and attention that you give to your work will get noticed, so it may better to get noticed for the big ups and not the ‘highs’.

Remember that there is a difference between being relaxed and being lax.  Don’t let your focus be distracted from the home life.  If you are lucky enough to get to pass the peace-pipe around to loved ones, pay attention to how they’re feeling.  It can be easy to overlook others’ emotions, but your abilities to notice the details can have great benefits to both you and those around you.