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The Stoner Sagittarius will bring the enthusiasm to keep the smoke circle going. This archer probably knows the best smoke spots out in nature.

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Sagittarius November 2016

While the weather has gotten colder, stoner Sagittarius, you can expect your excitement levels to continue to heat up.  As many of your undertakings may be accompanied by our wonderful lady, mary jane, it is advised that you take photos.  Photos will make the memories will last longer.  Just remember to keep it going steady, but take a smoke break if needed.  You have many new experiences ahead, but fewer if you have to spend too much time recovering from all the fun.

Don’t act before the smoke clears Sag.  You can expect problems in the workplace, but only when everyone is not on the same page. It will be better to collaborate.  More work will get done and everyone involved will benefit from sharing perspectives.  Move ahead with the plan of action only after all parties have given their input.  This way the workplace can remain peaceful and productive which may offer everyone more time off the clock to spend doing what they really love.  Enjoying good herb and sharing it with their best buds.

Keep it positive with your lover or home life.  You may want to at times let others know how you feel about their attitudes.  But, remember, they have internal workings that you can’t see.  Instead of cutting them off, investigate what might be the bother or trouble.  When a garden is withering, sometimes it may feel like the easiest thing to do is to uproot everything and start fresh. It may take more work but if instead, you invest your efforts you will be able to help them flourish by weeding through the thorns to help them grow something beautiful.

Sagittarius October 2016

Stoner Sag, this coming October you will find yourself settling into a very pleasant groove.  And, although there will be occasions that seem like they might turn your groove into a funk, no one will actually be able to affect your zen.  Just remember that you are the master of your own destiny.  The month will be a good time to reflect upon what makes you happy.  Although the skies may get a little cloudy, you will be always able to rise above.  Keep in mind that this may mean that you will need to enlist a little herbal assistance to maintain your mellow moods, but odds are you won’t mind creating these particular kinds of clouds.

In case you are feeling that your peace might turn instead to boredom, search out the unknown.  It could be as simple as trying that new strain you’ve heard so much about, or that extra chocolatey special kind of recipe.  Whatever you choose to do, doing it will not disappoint.  Maybe you rope your friends into rollin’ that 7 gram joint you’ve never had the chance to smoke.  Although the opportunity for exploration is limitless, it’s not a requirement that your undertaking have to be smoking related.  It might be enough to start a new hobby or pick up a new show to watch.  Trust yourself Sagittarius, and you’ll have no problem pursuing your curiosity.  

If you do experience any trials and tribulations this month, it will likely arise in the home and family circles.  But try to proceed with caution.  One party might hear something that they don’t appreciate or perceive as aggression.  However, confusion does not mean conflict has to be the end result.  Take the time to talk it out, or smoke it out.  This might be the remedy for rudeness that allows everyone involved to keep their cool.

Sagittarius September 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, it will be of great value for you to invest your energies into keeping it positive.  This is not to say that everything that can, will go wrong.  Instead, it means that it will be mostly up to you to make them go right.  You may want to worry, but, fortunately, you know of a certain sacred herb that is said to help with toning down the intensity.  Remember that sometimes, filling the air with smoke can oddly enough help to clear the mind.  When you are enjoying your R&C, Rest, and Cannabis, this will be the best time to allow your mind to wander into new territories and ideas.  Otherwise, stay focused on working to solve familiar problems.

If you are able to maintain a modest, yet effective, pace when at work you will be to accomplish all of your to-dos, Sagittarius.  It is not recommended that you “take it easy.”  Rather, be at ease when you are deciding what to tackle next.  You have the skills to accomplish what you set out to do, you will just have to project your efforts toward the appropriate areas.  It may be a sativa kind of September.  To best maintain your critical problem-solving skills, go for that cerebral boost.  Find that sweet strain, maybe something fruity and light that will be your send off to summer.

So, now to the tough stuff stoner Sag.  The home front may produce less than chill circumstances.  The good news is that if your partner partakes when it comes to cannabis, you both should be able to make it through the transition to Autumn.  Keep the adventures close to home, however.  Whether single or in a serious partnership it might be best to stick to what is known.  It is sometimes true, that the grass may be greener on the other side.  But, it can also be better to cultivate the greens that we already have.  

Sagittarius August 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, this August it will be important that you remember that you are the captain of your ship.  You may feel a bit lost at sea and that you are being tossed around by unexpected waves.  While those around you may be eager to offer advice, even good advice, you are ultimately the one who has to make the decisions that will affect your outcomes.  Time for relaxing with your favorite peace pipe will be irreplaceable.  These moments may not always produce instant insights on what path you should pursue.  But, this will allow you the time to contemplate the tougher issues through completion.  So roll one up and let it slow burn.  It will be important to figure out the right choice and not worry so much if you are making it at the right time.

Do you enjoy big bowls?  How about a big blunt?  Being able to see the big picture?  If you are not looking ahead to your results you may find yourself bored in the workplace.  Keep focused on the bigger picture and you will maintain your momentum and passions for the projects you’re tackling.  Find that nice sticky sativa that is perfect for you–allow its sweet smoke to permeate your body and expand your mind.  By allowing your approach to be more vast and open you will be able to see outside yourself but still, do what will be most beneficial to you and those affected around you.

Unfortunately, it will be very difficult to share positivity with those around you if you do not have your own inner peace in order.  There will be interactions with those closest to you that may challenge your peace or threaten to unbalance.  Just breathe.  Maybe puff some green, but most importantly breathe.  It will be your responsibility to keep it positive.  If you are able to allow yourself the time to pause before reacting you will be a well of good energies that will overflow into those around you.

Sagittarius July 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, in order to capture the bigger picture you will need to pay additional attention to the little things.  Instead of sailing high with a sweet sativa, keep grounded by sticking with the indicas this July.  It’s okay to relax, and in fact, it will be much needed with the fluctuating time you are sure to encounter.  Picking the indica over sativa will allow you to get in that R&R while keeping the brain fresh and alert.  It is understood that you will not accomplish EVERYthing you may want to get done.  This does not mean that you will get nothing done.  By prioritizing your to-dos you will be able to allow the energies that you need to complete those you have deemed the most important.

Do not underestimate the small things Sagittarius.  Even when something appears to be insignificant, especially when it seems insignificant, these are the issues that you should be giving extra attention.  If you are able to organize your tasks in the workplace, your success in these tasks will definitely be noticed.  Yes, this period will require you to give that extra effort, but if you and your peers will be very glad about the results.  Even though you may feel like you are playing catch up you will still have the energy reserves to help your colleagues with special projects.

It will be important to not rush when working with issues on the homefront.  If you have a special someone then it may seem like everything’s falling apart.  But this is all a matter perspective.  You can expect many changes and new approaches to old relations.  Give yourself the time to adjust to everything new.  Make time to pack a bowl and maybe share it with those closest to you.  Everyone seems to have some sort of flux going on; embracing the ganja will allow all parties space and time to adjust.  When life is giving you lemons, give it a pass and maybe grab some Lemon Haze.  Enjoying some herbal refreshments will reenergize and keep your focus to keep tackling all that needs to be done.

Sagittarius June 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you’ve been going nowhere fast.  With the days growing longer, you will find that you have more time to tackle issues that you may have been sitting on for a while.  Get off the couch because the universe is pulling out all the stops and it’s finally time to get going.  All the seeds you’ve planted this year that have been in a vegetative state will be in full bloom this summer.  Your plans will not be auto flowering, however.  This simply means that you will have to invest care and energies in order to achieve the results you desire.  If your green thumb is not producing the outcomes you are looking for, don’t be afraid to ask for help from others who you know have encountered similar obstacles.

Just because events are working out the way that you want them to doesn’t mean you can relax totally.  Avoid becoming complacent.  Keep the cannabis at home and you’ll be able to keep your focus at the workplace.  By separating the two you’ll be able to handle any unexpected problems that come your way.  Just like your home life, work will be what you make of it.  Stay focused on the end results and you will only contribute positivity to yourself and your coworkers.

Sagittarius, if your special someone is seeming especially difficult to read this month, the best way to respond will be with patience and a smile.  A smoke break may be a great idea, but it may be an even better plan if you smoke that bowl separately.  A little space can go a long way so don’t worry if the two of you spend a little time apart.  Once the smoke clears you will realize that you were not necessarily the cause of the chaos.  It will make the time spent together all the more enjoyable. The best advice is to be patient–then you will be able to come together and enjoy a bowl.   

Sagittarius May 2016

Sometimes, stoner Sagittarius, it may seem like up is down and left is right.  During these tribulations keep your cannabis cure front and center…at least when it comes to your relaxation time.  It will be up to you to take the time to figure out toward which direction you want to head as this month will leave your compass unreliable.  In other words, when you feel like you can’t trust what is going on around you, trust yourself.   Although the universe may be trying to play you for the fool, you should be able to keep your cool.  It’s okay if you have to redirect your focus to new projects and goals if your current undertakings are unfolding how you intended.  The important thing will be to keep moving towards your goals—even if they are changing in unpredictable ways.

This may be surprising to hear, but, with the chaos of the month ensuing, it is recommended that you avoid the sativa dominant strains.  Although this strain is known for its potential uplifting qualities, it can also cause the mind to wander.  And, you’ll definitely have enough unexpected adventures already headed your way.  The earthy flavors of a chill indica will bring you the peace and rest you need in your evenings so you can keep it rockin’ steady through your workdays.  

When it comes to your lover or persons dear to you, do your best to avoid actively searching for problems.  Instead of looking, try listening.  The disagreements you find yourself in may be resolved simply by taking the time to hear what the other is saying, instead of trying to point out problems in their perspective.  It is never a bad idea to share a bowl instead of sharing a brawl.  If it can be helped, avoid the conflicts and ask yourself and those around you to pass the grass, not the blame.  Nobody can be upset by a little extra positivity reinforcement.

Sagittarius April 2016

The days are getting longer, stoner Sagittarius, and you acknowledge that additional hours of sunlight means there is greater potential to get more done.  Although you may be feeling exalted, proceed with caution.  It will be very easy in April for your investments to not yield their anticipated results.  This month you will encounter the unfortunate task of having to decide between needs and wants, and this can leave you feeling drained even further.  The upside is that it is recommended that you allow yourself time to meditate on plans before you enact them.  In the still hours of the evening, sit down with that sativa and set your sights ahead on the future.  It is not necessarily that all of your plans will fail, but rather you will need to give extra thought to your contingency plans.  So take it slow.

Sometimes it is better to avoid a wandering mind; in your case, a smoke session may be the best environment to solve your problems creatively.  And most of all, be sure to apply your epiphanies and what you’ve learned at the workplace.  Taking the extra time to run through all possible scenarios will allow you to be confident in accomplishing your works.  If you work in a group setting, then listen to the ideas of those around you.  And of course, don’t feel bad if you need to meditate—or sleep, or smoke—on it.  By not rushing ahead you will be able to see further down the path and avoid potential stumbling blocks.

Avoid trying to be “right” in conversations with your lover or loved ones.  It is beneficial to know what your own needs or perspectives are, but less important to worry whether your point prevails.  Instead of arguing, it may be best to ‘hash’ it out.  Whip out the peace-pipe, it will be easier to see eye-to-eye when everyone is on the same level.

Sagittarius March 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you are particularly sluggish.  With the changes of spring approaching, this discrepancy may be even more noticeable.  Fortunately, this chaos is not completely self-inflicted.  Your goals and aspirations are not being called into question, but your energies may be what is misdirected.  The best way to spend your time may be to invest in future endeavors.  This month, it will be important to not stray too far from your middle.  Too much sativa and your thoughts may stray, and also, it will be best to avoid getting couch-locked by an enticing indica.  Find your happy medium and a nice hybrid—this will allow you to relax enough to get those creative juices flowing and the energy to follow through.

You may be excited about the goals you set, but you will also need the patience to allow things to unfold as they come.  If you do not meet with immediate success in workplace undertakings, don’t be discouraged.  Remember, that each seed planted will mature in its own time, and even the ‘veg’ state is a part of growing.  Focus on the process, not just the final products.  When your actions do not yield the results you had intended, focus on what you learned.  These lessons will be able to be applied to future problems that will seem much smaller the second time around.

At home, it will not be a bad idea to extend your smoking circle.  March will bring you many new ideas, but it will also bring the potential for introducing you to new people.  These fresh faces and new insights will only help to expand your understanding.  So, when you are called upon to give advice to others, you will have even more perspectives to call upon.  Keep in mind to share the kind and you will continue to build lasting connections.  

Sagittarius February 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, for those of you who like to roll-their-own at home, you’ll appreciate that during this February it will be very important to “find your roach clip.”  That is to say, it will be beneficial to find all the help that you need to finish any tasks at hand.  This will help you to avoid sabotaging projects near completion.

If you have been waiting for a response to an issue you have raised in the workplace, the solution may not have been reached yet, although, all parties are still working on it.  While you may be awaiting significant changes, now may be a good time to learn more about those you work with, off the clock.  (Especially, if everyone is 420 friendly.)  This may be the perfect time to discover each of the other’s passions and realize each person’s potential in a non-workplace setting.  This pow-wow around a hookah could help everyone realize what their biggest strengths are.  By best utilizing everyone’s individual capabilities the team as a whole will meet greater success, and might even have more time for friendly smoke sessions!  

If it comes down to it, Sagittarius, and you are faced with starting a task on schedule, or completing it fully, choose the schedule.  This would normally make no sense, but you may have a better grasp on the situation than those around you.  It will be safer to wait and get everyone involved on the same page.  Otherwise, you may be rushing ahead just to hurry up and wait.  If the plan was to get to the top of the mountain and set a fire to your celebratory blunt, be sure to wait until everyone has reached the finish line.  The view will be much nicer with good company.