Pisces

The Stoner Pisces swims through life like a fish in water. Their meditative smoke sessions often involve creative ways to help others.

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Pisces March 2016

Stoner Pisces, you are beginning to feel an increased vitality as spring approaches.  And it’s okay to get excited, this extra pep-in-your-step will be here for the long run.  This is good because there will certainly be issues for you to overcome.  But, how much these accomplishments drain your energies will largely be up to you.  In general, you might feel like nothing is too big for you to conquer.  Be careful of investing yourself too much into any singular undertaking.  You are more than capable and others will notice this.  While your advice and understanding may be helpful to others, be careful to not expend all your resources before your own business is in order.

With warm weather and new beginnings starting to bloom know that more is yet to come.  You may notice that your investments yield results almost immediately, but remember that you haven’t finished the race, you’ve started a marathon.  Because things at home and the workplace are going smoothly, do not take this for granted.  You will need to continue to invest yourself into these facets in order to keep the good vibes coming.  Grab your piece and continue your pursuit of peace.  You will not have to look very far to find a friend who will join you on your journeys.  Together you will be able to achieve your highest goals.

Towards the end of the month, it will be better to slow your roll: literally 
and herbally.  Oddly enough it isn’t zoning-out that you have to worry about, it’s zoning-in.  Perhaps keeping to the indicas will be a happy compromise.  Although a sativa can be great for increasing creativity, this could also mean your mind risks wondering off to chase every new idea.  If it’s an idea worth pursuing, write it down.  But do not let yourself get distracted by one pursuit particularly.  Keep your mind and your options open, you’ll be surprised not just at what success you can achieve by taking it a bit slower, but perhaps even more surprised at the amount of problems you’ll be able to avoid by looking ahead.

Pisces February 2016

Stoner Pisces, while you would like to help everyone with all of their problems, this month you will not be able to do so.  What you will be able to do is to apply yourself (with the best that you can to find) solutions for as many of these problems as you can.  This doesn’t mean that February will be craze-filled, but rather that you will have to take time to wisely decide where to invest the resources you do possess.  What this may mean Pisces, is that scheduling some time for a few solo smoke sessions will be in order this month.  You might feel like there is no time to relax between work, home life, and the universe swirling around you.  However, rolling a blunt and strolling down the street could prove to be the precise meditation your mind needs to reset so that you are refreshed and ready for the big stuff.

Work will keep you just as busy as the rest of life, so be sure you are getting enough rest to take on the day.  If you are able to strike the balance between work and play, the workplace will seem much less daunting.  February is a month to keep the tokin’ to times appropriate.  If you can do this, you’ll be an indispensable asset at work, a problem solver extraordinaire and will still have some energies to take home with you.

Initially this month, you may feel Pisces that your significant other is adding to your list of concerns.  But, there is a difference between them adding to your to-do-list and simply sharing what is going on in their life.  Although at first you may feel overburdened with what they have dropped into your lap—remember that this is your partner.  Two brains have more problem solving power than one.  Listen to your lover, because while they are bringing you more problems to work on, they are doing this because they trust in your problem solving skills.  The solutions may be as simple as you being their sounding board while the two of you share a freshly packed bowl.  It is said that three is a party, but, together the two of you can be the party planners and troubleshoot potential issues before they become full-blown catastrophes.

Pisces January 2016

Stoner Pisces the fresh start of the New Year will bring a multitude of new endeavors.  The universe will send to you what seems like an unending stream of positivity.  Along with this you’ll receive the energies to direct this positive potential towards whatever you wish.  Make your plans before the pipe happens or little will get accomplished.  Remember that you are still ultimately responsible for how you are to invest your resources.  It may be best to make these kinds of important decisions before you break out the stash.  Once you’ve decided your new direction settle into your new groove with a nice sativa.  Its creativity-producing cannabinoids combined with your concentration will unearth revelations of your skills and abilities of which even you were unaware.

A quick public service announcement for you Pisces:  When it comes to drama in the workplace, let it pass you by and don’t succumb to the temptation of defending yourself, there will be no need.  Those around you might just be jealous that their lives are like a bag filled with stems and seeds and will try to bring you down to their level.  For you, this is a time of no worries–your month will be like a bag of that kind bud, which you got for free!  Just be sure not to remind others of their own shortcomings, and keep it positive.  Instead of downing others, do your best to share the kindness and bring them to your level, which will be cloud nine if you play it right.

When it comes to relationships, whether it be your significant other or family, share that love.  Share the love and your new aspirations because those around you will only benefit.  Your love life will only bud and blossom as long as you keep the small things small and throw your full efforts into keeping your focus on the solutions and not the problems.  Problems will come and go, but if you can keep your eyes on the outcomes you want to see, your love and friendships will only continue to grow

Pisces December 2015

Stoner Pisces, being an inner-workings kind of person, it is safe to say that you know yourself best.  All those moments invested into self-reflection have been your saving grace, and now these introspective habits help you to avoid the miscommunication that other signs frequently encounter.  So, keep it low-key Pisces.  Indicas are going to bring you the relaxation and recreation that the mind requires.  But, don’t try to over reach your potential.  You have all the resources that you need to maintain your inner peace, just be sure to stay rested and ready for your day.

This month, plan a peace pipe session with those closest to you.  If not for your benefit, then consider that those who may make your guest list are in need of your positive presence.  One thing to avoid this December is rushing; when in doubt, burn one down.  You can only improve your outcomes to tricky situations when you allow yourself the time needed to fully focus on the issues at hand.  Perhaps it’s the perfect season to bake up some tasty, herbal-remedies for the wintry blues.  A nice medible may just be the perfect way to unwind, clear the mind and get ready for the coming year.  Remember, that although friends may come to you for guidance, you will be unable to provide useful advice unless you ensure that you take care of your personal needs first.

Although your loved ones will look to your shining light during cloudy times, don’t forget that it is okay to rely on them as well.  It will never be a bad idea to get a second opinion.  If you have a significant other, then access to kind words or insight is right at your fingertips.  Never fear reaching out to your confidants.  They will never mind the burden and both parties will reap the benefits of being able to rely upon having a best bud.  

Pisces November 2015

Stoner Pisces, this November the best plan of action may be as simple as making good plans.  Maybe there is a new art exhibit in a nearby town you’ve been wanting to see.  Or, a new hiking trail a good friend recommended to you that you’ve been aching to climb.  Be sure to pack your bowl, but also, wait until you’ve reached your final destination before you spark it up.  The light may be dwindling as the seasons transition – but this just means you have to be more selective with how you spend the waking hours.

There may be those in the workplace that are looking to veer you from your path of progress.  The best bet is to let those who are bent on creating confusion to be left to their own devices.  You can rest more peacefully knowing that at the end of the day you have your own (smoking) devices to come home to, so don’t worry too much.  Your goals will be easily accomplished as long as you avoid the negative distractions that others hope to send your way.  You can only control your own actions; if someone is trying to throw you off, that just means that person is wasting their efforts because guess what, you got this Stoner Pisces.

Your lover, if you have one, will embrace your peace with you and all should be well.  With no significant complications in the foreseeable future, enjoy and cherish these moments.  If nothing else, break out the ganja and get to celebrating.  While other signs may be struggling with the weather changing, you and yours can toke it up knowing that the universe smiles kindly on you and offers you support in pursuing your loftiest aspirations.

Pisces October 2015

The days are dwindling in their light, stoner Pisces, but your energies are telling you to reach for the stars.  This month may feel like an all-time high, but be sure to not lose sight of the ground.  If it feels like your accomplishments are coming just a bit too easily, don’t fret, it just means you’ll find something else to be excited about.  You have enough “can do” attitude to complete your to-do list and help others accomplish theirs.

 Pay attention to your closest buds.  They may need you to lend them an ear…and a bowl.  But you will be strong enough to provide the support that they require.  Enjoy these moments of peace and pipe, rushing from problem to problem can be more tiring than anticipated, and stoner Pisces you have much to get done.  Stay away from the more ‘grounding’ strains.  It will be better if you can keep light on your feet and ready for what surprises may be next.

Although you feel upbeat and that the sky may be the limit, focus on those closest to you.  Spreading yourself too thin will only limit the help you are able to provide to loved ones.  Keep to the Sativas, as the uplifting qualities of this sacred plant will support your feelings of inspiration.  Remember that just because you yield to a lover does not mean that you’ve lost your own will.  Sometimes it is better to meet that person in the middle and find a path that the two of you will be excited to explore.

Pisces September 2015

Perhaps Pisces, it is time for you to get back to your roots.  Maybe it’s a hobby that you haven’t practiced in a long while, or a relationship with someone that you just don’t feel as close to these days.  Whatever they might be, pursue your passions.  As the weather slips into the vague grayness of fall, having these outlets of friends and pastimes will keep you focused during a time when you may feel easily distracted.

While on the job, keep your head down and keep pushing through.  If somebody you work with wants to pass you the pipe, it may be best to pass on the grass while on the clock.  It may take extra energies to complete all of your tasks at work this September.  Ergo, in addition to avoiding slowing yourself down with too much ganj, remember to keep in mind that we don’t always know the “behind the scenes” intent of the person packing the bowl.  But, you pave your own way stoner Pisces.  So, if at the end of the day you are feeling held back, check first to see that these feelings aren’t self-inflicted.

By making time to do the things that inspire you, you will return to a place of peace – and those closest to you will notice.  Whether it’s a friend that you’ve lost touch with, or maybe you’ve not been able to give enough attention to your significant other; go ahead and pack a bowl.  A bowl is usually better when we get to share it, and this person will appreciate it more than you realize.  Catching up will take planning, but the payoff will be worth it.  Reconnecting will bring you a calmness that may not have been felt for a while, and it will be even smoother sailing welcoming back an old friend who’s down to ride – whatever the weather may be.

Pisces August 2015

Stoner Pisces, sometimes that joint we just rolled gets a run in it that makes it completely unsmokable, no matter how well it was rolled.  This doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy that herb by packing it into a bowl.  Just because you fail at a task the first time, doesn’t mean that you can’t achieve that goal overall.  If it seems at first that the situation is off to a bad start, it could be seen as having the opportunity to transform a negative experience into something much more positive.

Failure is not a guarantee, however — far from it.  What happens externally is out of your control, but how you respond is up to you.  At work, narrow down your goals and give your full energies into each, one at a time.  You may be pleasantly surprised by how much your own efforts affect and inspire your peers around you.  Don’t waste this noticeable forward momentum you’ve developed.  By keeping work and relaxation separate, both will be more satisfying.

When it is time to unwind, allow yourself to do so completely.  Whether you’re hitting the trails or hitting your piece, bring along a friend to share the air with.  Fresh air will help to bring clarity to the mind and getting back to the earth can be humbling.  So, go ahead and grind up some “indoor” and go outdoors with your favorite pipe and person and enjoy the sun the way it was meant to be.

Pisces July 2015

Stoner Pisces, this month, your event calendar may be particularly full, especially for events that include other people.  Allow yourself to take the time that each given task will need to be completed properly, especially in the workplace.  Avoid rushing through your days; there is a lot to get done, but also a lot to learn along the way.  Taking it a bit slower will allow you to give your full attention to those with whom you’re sharing that experience.  This attentive approach will also give you more insight into finding allies to accomplish group projects.

Be wary with whom you share your sacred herb with this month.  Sometimes there will be nothing that you can do to please a critic.  One of the best things that you can do in this case is to remember that “sharing is caring.”  If someone is complaining about the quality of herb that is being shared with them, that person probably has other issues going on behind all of those bad vibes.  Yes, sharing herb with someone can be a bonding experience, but it can also be a time where we learn who we DON’T want to smoke with.  Cannabis should be calming, not chaotic—so find smoking buddies that you can be yourself around.

While others distract themselves with what other people are doing, you will be able to pursue your own goals.  Be selective in your investments into specific projects.  Give yourself the time to contemplate the big ones.  If this means taking the time to smoke on it, go for it.  Taking the time to reflect on the big picture will make you more helpful to the situation at hand and everyone involved.

Pieces June 2015

Stoner Pisces, the month of June brings you all that is good, bad, and bumpy.  Know this for certain:  For each bump, twist or turn there will be an equally smooth section of travels on this road called life.  For the best results you should meditate with a nice indica and try to identify which parts are which and adjust yourself accordingly.  It will do you well to not waste energies and efforts on the uphill climbs.  Instead, save those positive energies for coasting on the downhill.

In the workplace, your focus should be on deciding who you consider to be a bud and who is a dud.  A bud will be by your side helping when and where they can to keep you moving forward.  A dud, well it is just better to avoid their advice, usually these folks would rather see you stumble versus succeed.  Even though it may be others who begin disputes, be kind in your conquests.  Whether you are met by success or failure you are the one who will gain knowledge and understanding from the situation.

Since the workplace may be called unstable at best this month, it is a good thing that home can be called your sanctuary.  After days that may seem never ending, get home, grab the sack and pack a bowl of that green goodness.  You have friends who are more than willing to help you with this particular task.  It’s June and summer is almost here—the season for ultimate growth.  Even if your goals seem far off the path will be illuminated by the light from you and those surrounding you.  As long as you keep doing you can keep dreaming.  It’s okay to have your head in the clouds if you like the view that you find.