Pisces

The Stoner Pisces swims through life like a fish in water. Their meditative smoke sessions often involve creative ways to help others.

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Pisces June 2016

Pisces, this June should be filled with good times, and maybe even some of the best of times. With the Sun and wind at your back, you may feel like sailing off toward the horizon and leaving it all behind. Although this may sound appealing to fly away, you will find that slowing your roll will allow you to soak up all the positivity that this month will bring. Set your sights on what can be done, more locally. It will definitely not hurt to spend your toking time in an environment that allows you to expand your horizon–even if your favorite smoke spot is the couch. Settle into your newfound groove and keep it movin’. You will surprise even yourself with how serene the sunsets appear as you become more comfortable with your inner-you.

It is not to say, stoner Pisces, that you should take it easy this month at work. But, definitely find the pace at which you will be able to take it steady. Your personal state of Zen will be clear to coworkers and will be reflected in the fantastic quality of your work. You will prove to be an excellent cohort when it comes to collaborating on group projects. But, again, you may find that in order to keep your peace, you may need to keep your smoking circle small. Maybe even go on solo missions. If there is a new trail that you’ve recently discovered but have been waiting to travel, then June is the month. Load up your trail mix and water, and don’t forget your favorite lady Mary Jane. You will find that setting aside this solitary time for reflection will keep you energized for the moments that require you to be a little more present.

Pisces, you will be far from riding the wave during the start of the summer season. In fact, your personal life will be more like a glass pond moved only by the gentle evening breeze. Which will mean that if you do decide to make a splash, your actions will resonate far into the universe. You have the opportunity to shape your surroundings and those closest to you; what kind of impact you make will be up to you. If you are fortunate enough to have a PIC, a “Partner In Chronic,” that is, then the two of you will help each other keep firmly grounded and grow to new heights.

Pisces May 2016

Roll one up stoner Pisces.  And then roll another, and maybe even another to have ready for one of the many countless adventures you may find yourself embarking upon this month.  As long as you have a plan or intended destination it will be okay to stray a little from the designated path.  That is to say, you will be just fine if you decide to ‘blaze’ your own trail for a while—with the preparation time that you’ve put in, you will always be able to find your way back to the beaten roads more travelled.

With summer quickly approaching, your creativity may be nearing full bloom.  In the workplace, this means that problems and issues will not really be problems.  You’ll have the solutions.  Although you know that you can tackle anything that may arise, don’t exclude those around you from contributing or trying to help.  If an idea doesn’t seem like the perfect fit be sure to give it the time it needs to flourish.  Two brains are better than one and the same applies to bowls.  If you’re able to smoke with your work comrades keep the latter in mind.   

While you are busy figuring out the other logistics of life, your relationships are sure to follow suit and fall in line.  The only things to approach with caution are those close to you that are “always” right.  It will be a waste of those sunny days to try to argue or prove these people wrong.  Instead, focus on enjoying the conversation instead of the conflict.  Even if you disagree and you both know the other is wrong, you can both find peace knowing you were able to talk about it to begin with.  But, this should be the exception, not the rule.  Most of your cohorts would much rather take rips WITH you, rather than rips AT you.  So, don’t go looking for conflicts, but you will be able to rest “piece-fully” knowing a difference of opinions does not mean a friendship has to change.

Pisces April 2016

Stoner Pisces, it is springtime—have you planted your seeds yet?  There will be little to harvest during the summer if you do not lay the groundwork now.  The sun is on your side and if you start now, your accomplishments and aspirations will only continue to grow.  When the seedlings pop up, you will be ready for the dirty work of pulling out the weeds.  You care, Pisces, and it shows in the fruits of your labor.  The attention you give to your undertakings will cause the results to blossom beautifully.

With regards to work, keep your focus on the long term.  It is not unlikely that you will fall short of success on some of your goals.  But, if you feel that you are not giving your all to a given project—take a break, and do not feel bad if you have to redirect your efforts or tackle an issue with a different approach.  While some find themselves stuck to the couch after they have enjoyed a couple of tokes of a nice indica, you Pisces remember that we need strong roots in order to grow tall.  The settling quality of this particular strain of the sacred herb will allow you to recoup and regroup.  So you will be rested and ready for whatever the unexpected plants in your lap.

When it comes to personal affairs, think outside the box.  Don’t forget about the home front when considering creative solutions.  Keeping it fresh will keep the good times rolling when it comes to loved ones.  If you are fortunate enough to get to burn some greens with your special someone, then don’t wait to light one up.  Clearing up the small misunderstandings, especially if this is accomplished over a bowl, will save everyone from wasting energies and continue the ebb of positive vibes.

Pisces March 2016

Stoner Pisces, you are beginning to feel an increased vitality as spring approaches.  And it’s okay to get excited, this extra pep-in-your-step will be here for the long run.  This is good because there will certainly be issues for you to overcome.  But, how much these accomplishments drain your energies will largely be up to you.  In general, you might feel like nothing is too big for you to conquer.  Be careful of investing yourself too much into any singular undertaking.  You are more than capable and others will notice this.  While your advice and understanding may be helpful to others, be careful to not expend all your resources before your own business is in order.

With warm weather and new beginnings starting to bloom know that more is yet to come.  You may notice that your investments yield results almost immediately, but remember that you haven’t finished the race, you’ve started a marathon.  Because things at home and the workplace are going smoothly, do not take this for granted.  You will need to continue to invest yourself into these facets in order to keep the good vibes coming.  Grab your piece and continue your pursuit of peace.  You will not have to look very far to find a friend who will join you on your journeys.  Together you will be able to achieve your highest goals.

Towards the end of the month, it will be better to slow your roll: literally 
and herbally.  Oddly enough it isn’t zoning-out that you have to worry about, it’s zoning-in.  Perhaps keeping to the indicas will be a happy compromise.  Although a sativa can be great for increasing creativity, this could also mean your mind risks wondering off to chase every new idea.  If it’s an idea worth pursuing, write it down.  But do not let yourself get distracted by one pursuit particularly.  Keep your mind and your options open, you’ll be surprised not just at what success you can achieve by taking it a bit slower, but perhaps even more surprised at the amount of problems you’ll be able to avoid by looking ahead.

Pisces February 2016

Stoner Pisces, while you would like to help everyone with all of their problems, this month you will not be able to do so.  What you will be able to do is to apply yourself (with the best that you can to find) solutions for as many of these problems as you can.  This doesn’t mean that February will be craze-filled, but rather that you will have to take time to wisely decide where to invest the resources you do possess.  What this may mean Pisces, is that scheduling some time for a few solo smoke sessions will be in order this month.  You might feel like there is no time to relax between work, home life, and the universe swirling around you.  However, rolling a blunt and strolling down the street could prove to be the precise meditation your mind needs to reset so that you are refreshed and ready for the big stuff.

Work will keep you just as busy as the rest of life, so be sure you are getting enough rest to take on the day.  If you are able to strike the balance between work and play, the workplace will seem much less daunting.  February is a month to keep the tokin’ to times appropriate.  If you can do this, you’ll be an indispensable asset at work, a problem solver extraordinaire and will still have some energies to take home with you.

Initially this month, you may feel Pisces that your significant other is adding to your list of concerns.  But, there is a difference between them adding to your to-do-list and simply sharing what is going on in their life.  Although at first you may feel overburdened with what they have dropped into your lap—remember that this is your partner.  Two brains have more problem solving power than one.  Listen to your lover, because while they are bringing you more problems to work on, they are doing this because they trust in your problem solving skills.  The solutions may be as simple as you being their sounding board while the two of you share a freshly packed bowl.  It is said that three is a party, but, together the two of you can be the party planners and troubleshoot potential issues before they become full-blown catastrophes.

Pisces January 2016

Stoner Pisces the fresh start of the New Year will bring a multitude of new endeavors.  The universe will send to you what seems like an unending stream of positivity.  Along with this you’ll receive the energies to direct this positive potential towards whatever you wish.  Make your plans before the pipe happens or little will get accomplished.  Remember that you are still ultimately responsible for how you are to invest your resources.  It may be best to make these kinds of important decisions before you break out the stash.  Once you’ve decided your new direction settle into your new groove with a nice sativa.  Its creativity-producing cannabinoids combined with your concentration will unearth revelations of your skills and abilities of which even you were unaware.

A quick public service announcement for you Pisces:  When it comes to drama in the workplace, let it pass you by and don’t succumb to the temptation of defending yourself, there will be no need.  Those around you might just be jealous that their lives are like a bag filled with stems and seeds and will try to bring you down to their level.  For you, this is a time of no worries–your month will be like a bag of that kind bud, which you got for free!  Just be sure not to remind others of their own shortcomings, and keep it positive.  Instead of downing others, do your best to share the kindness and bring them to your level, which will be cloud nine if you play it right.

When it comes to relationships, whether it be your significant other or family, share that love.  Share the love and your new aspirations because those around you will only benefit.  Your love life will only bud and blossom as long as you keep the small things small and throw your full efforts into keeping your focus on the solutions and not the problems.  Problems will come and go, but if you can keep your eyes on the outcomes you want to see, your love and friendships will only continue to grow

Pisces December 2015

Stoner Pisces, being an inner-workings kind of person, it is safe to say that you know yourself best.  All those moments invested into self-reflection have been your saving grace, and now these introspective habits help you to avoid the miscommunication that other signs frequently encounter.  So, keep it low-key Pisces.  Indicas are going to bring you the relaxation and recreation that the mind requires.  But, don’t try to over reach your potential.  You have all the resources that you need to maintain your inner peace, just be sure to stay rested and ready for your day.

This month, plan a peace pipe session with those closest to you.  If not for your benefit, then consider that those who may make your guest list are in need of your positive presence.  One thing to avoid this December is rushing; when in doubt, burn one down.  You can only improve your outcomes to tricky situations when you allow yourself the time needed to fully focus on the issues at hand.  Perhaps it’s the perfect season to bake up some tasty, herbal-remedies for the wintry blues.  A nice medible may just be the perfect way to unwind, clear the mind and get ready for the coming year.  Remember, that although friends may come to you for guidance, you will be unable to provide useful advice unless you ensure that you take care of your personal needs first.

Although your loved ones will look to your shining light during cloudy times, don’t forget that it is okay to rely on them as well.  It will never be a bad idea to get a second opinion.  If you have a significant other, then access to kind words or insight is right at your fingertips.  Never fear reaching out to your confidants.  They will never mind the burden and both parties will reap the benefits of being able to rely upon having a best bud.  

Pisces November 2015

Stoner Pisces, this November the best plan of action may be as simple as making good plans.  Maybe there is a new art exhibit in a nearby town you’ve been wanting to see.  Or, a new hiking trail a good friend recommended to you that you’ve been aching to climb.  Be sure to pack your bowl, but also, wait until you’ve reached your final destination before you spark it up.  The light may be dwindling as the seasons transition – but this just means you have to be more selective with how you spend the waking hours.

There may be those in the workplace that are looking to veer you from your path of progress.  The best bet is to let those who are bent on creating confusion to be left to their own devices.  You can rest more peacefully knowing that at the end of the day you have your own (smoking) devices to come home to, so don’t worry too much.  Your goals will be easily accomplished as long as you avoid the negative distractions that others hope to send your way.  You can only control your own actions; if someone is trying to throw you off, that just means that person is wasting their efforts because guess what, you got this Stoner Pisces.

Your lover, if you have one, will embrace your peace with you and all should be well.  With no significant complications in the foreseeable future, enjoy and cherish these moments.  If nothing else, break out the ganja and get to celebrating.  While other signs may be struggling with the weather changing, you and yours can toke it up knowing that the universe smiles kindly on you and offers you support in pursuing your loftiest aspirations.

Pisces October 2015

The days are dwindling in their light, stoner Pisces, but your energies are telling you to reach for the stars.  This month may feel like an all-time high, but be sure to not lose sight of the ground.  If it feels like your accomplishments are coming just a bit too easily, don’t fret, it just means you’ll find something else to be excited about.  You have enough “can do” attitude to complete your to-do list and help others accomplish theirs.

 Pay attention to your closest buds.  They may need you to lend them an ear…and a bowl.  But you will be strong enough to provide the support that they require.  Enjoy these moments of peace and pipe, rushing from problem to problem can be more tiring than anticipated, and stoner Pisces you have much to get done.  Stay away from the more ‘grounding’ strains.  It will be better if you can keep light on your feet and ready for what surprises may be next.

Although you feel upbeat and that the sky may be the limit, focus on those closest to you.  Spreading yourself too thin will only limit the help you are able to provide to loved ones.  Keep to the Sativas, as the uplifting qualities of this sacred plant will support your feelings of inspiration.  Remember that just because you yield to a lover does not mean that you’ve lost your own will.  Sometimes it is better to meet that person in the middle and find a path that the two of you will be excited to explore.

Pisces September 2015

Perhaps Pisces, it is time for you to get back to your roots.  Maybe it’s a hobby that you haven’t practiced in a long while, or a relationship with someone that you just don’t feel as close to these days.  Whatever they might be, pursue your passions.  As the weather slips into the vague grayness of fall, having these outlets of friends and pastimes will keep you focused during a time when you may feel easily distracted.

While on the job, keep your head down and keep pushing through.  If somebody you work with wants to pass you the pipe, it may be best to pass on the grass while on the clock.  It may take extra energies to complete all of your tasks at work this September.  Ergo, in addition to avoiding slowing yourself down with too much ganj, remember to keep in mind that we don’t always know the “behind the scenes” intent of the person packing the bowl.  But, you pave your own way stoner Pisces.  So, if at the end of the day you are feeling held back, check first to see that these feelings aren’t self-inflicted.

By making time to do the things that inspire you, you will return to a place of peace – and those closest to you will notice.  Whether it’s a friend that you’ve lost touch with, or maybe you’ve not been able to give enough attention to your significant other; go ahead and pack a bowl.  A bowl is usually better when we get to share it, and this person will appreciate it more than you realize.  Catching up will take planning, but the payoff will be worth it.  Reconnecting will bring you a calmness that may not have been felt for a while, and it will be even smoother sailing welcoming back an old friend who’s down to ride – whatever the weather may be.