The Stoner Pisces swims through life like a fish in water. Their meditative smoke sessions often involve creative ways to help others.

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Stoner Pisces, there are some who say that we must decide to either, “Go big…or Go home.” Well this month you will not be forced to make such decisions, you will be able to do both. Or, as they say, “have your bud, and smoke it too.” This month will be as swell, or as sucky as you make it to be. While there is nothing predicting that all the stars will align perfectly, or that the sun has got your back, the reality is that no cosmic forces will be conspiring against you. Be sure to stay off the couch, if you will not be staying off the grass. Your accomplishments will be directly tied to your efforts that you put forth, so it will be best to find a more uplifting smoke for the first month of summer.

It is not always said, but specifically this June, it will be best to keep the pipe away from work, Pisces. That is to say, the pace that you set in your personal sphere will directly correspond and carry over into the workplace. Now is the best time to begin new undertakings. Whether it is a novel approach to an old problem, or finally sharing with your coworkers an idea that you’ve been thinking about for a while, do it now.

Perhaps the most exciting aspect for you during this transitional month, stoner Pisces, will be on the romantic front. If you currently already have a special someone with whom you can already share that special bowl of herb, you can breathe easy knowing that your connection with this person will only grow. But, don’t worry, if you are a single Pisces, your prospects will be no less satisfying. Your aura will be nearly tangible this month, and you will definitely capture the attention of potential romantic partners. Just be sure to not be full of yourself. Keep a bowl handy, as we all know that sharing is caring. Your smile and your kindness are sure to be noticed. From there, all you need to do is to be your genuine self, those near you will only benefit from being in your company.


Stoner Pisces, you have much that you can accomplish, so do not fear when things do not fall in-line with your intended goals. You have spent the time looking forward to the goals you have in mind, and you will be successful in accomplishing said results. So, don’t get burdened down by the bumps in the road, or let the pessimistic thoughts distract you from your official goals. The stars are on your side and seek to advance your goals, without trying your intentions too much.

When it comes to the work environment, you have much to gain by staying the course. Your personal success, will only spill over into the workplace and your peers will only benefit from your positive example. Remember that when issues arise, that they may be self-inflicted. As long as you are able to keep the long-term as your main focus, the small things will resolve themselves. You have your own list of, ‘to-dos.’ If you are able to maintain this focus on the goals you wish to accomplish, then nothing will stand in the way of reaching success.

You may be apprehensive, Stoner Pisces, but when it comes to new endeavors, do not fear embarking into new territories. In order to maintain your current relations, little will be required. Therefore, you will have plenty of resources that will encourage new interactions and encounters. As long as you have your closest cannabis companions nearby, you will be ready to handle the unexpected surprises when they occur. You have set into motion the actions necessary to achieve your desired outcome. If you are able to maintain this focus, then you will arrive at your desired results.


Stoner Pisces, you are a far cry away from being called a “bad fish.” If anything, you can be found guilty of caring too much. So, let it be said, that this month, you do not have to feel weird if you decide that you want to focus on yourself or specifically on your inner circle. It will be important this month to find your balance between quantity and quality. If you find yourself smoking less, that may be okay as you will notice that the quality of your green has increased exponentially. And, while your smoking credentials are expanding, so will be your smoking circle. Whether it’s finding new cannabis companions, or simply a new smoke buddy to help you work through your sacred stash, you can expect to add new people to your friend list.

Just like in the day-to-day operations, it will benefit Pisces to keep an open mind when it comes to the working sphere. While you might want to focus on quality over quantity with regards to what you put in your pipe, in the workplace, explore as many plans of action as you can. While not all ideas will be worth keeping or implementing, within the diversity of your investment, you are sure to find some positive returns. Remember stoner Pisces, you are the one who best knows your limits. Even though you might benefit from expanding your horizons, nobody expects you to do it all. If you do find that you’ve taken on too much, take time and take a toke. Taking a step back is more than okay. The whole point of expanding your options is so that you can find the opportunity that is most worth pursuing.

Whether you are a single Pisces, or currently have that special person always ready to share a bowl, remember that you can’t help others unless you have taken care of yourself. One thing that people around you have come to rely on is your honesty. If situations arise that you think require your input, speak up. Don’t worry, your voice will not cause problems on the home front. If anything, it will clear up confusion and allow you and those closest to you, to experience spiritual advancement and growth.

Pisces March 2017

Stoner Pisces, March will be a good month to work on investments: the best ones will be into building up your spiritual equity, not necessarily your finances.  Remember that you are the king or queen of your own karma.  While there is nothing guaranteeing every endeavor will be the success you imagined, all of your undertakings will result in noticeable growth.  In short, you get back what you give.  And this month, you will emanate a positivity that will benefit everyone around you.  It will also be a good time to branch out and try new strains that you may not have tried in the past.  If you’re an Indica smoker, perhaps try a sweet Sativa and see what creativity it inspires.  And if you normally enjoy Sativa, finding a nice Indica may help you to discover an additional calm.

If you own your business, Pisces, be sure to listen to the advice from your employees.  With the sun quickly approaching, March 2017 will be a good time to plant the seeds for projects that will expand well into summer months.  Regardless of your employment status, it will be required that you remain open with those you work with.  It can be a fine line between creativity and chaos.  So, share ideas with your peers to help avoid unnecessary confusion.

You have the potential to be a bright force in your home life.  Don’t be afraid to let that light shine, or to offer a hand or lighter if someone needs help sparking up a bowl of that good green.  Get out there Pisces!  There are new people to meet.  And, while not everyone you encounter should be invited into your smoke circle, remember that there are plenty of fish in the sea.  Otherwise, you and the crew can expect plenty of smoky adventures and plenty of positive experiences to share.  


Pisces February 2017

Pisces, this February, it will be important to keep calm and to keep smokin’ on.  In order to keep the peace, it will be best advised to keep your piece loaded and ready to pass.  But, in order to get the most enjoyment out of your toking endeavors, be sure to maintain a solid level of observation of your immediate surroundings.  While you may be making positive progress towards your goals, it will be in your best interest to help those around you to get closer to their own successes.  As long as you give due diligence to the situation at hand, everyone involved will experience a time of positivity and growth.

Whether you are an individual who enjoys rollin’ one up, or whether you prefer to pack a freshly ground bowl, you will ultimately reach your end goal of peace.  As long as you stay diligent in your undertakings at work, you will be able to pursue unexplored aspects of the job.  It is important that you strike a beneficial balance between accomplishing necessary work tasks and making time to relax and reset on the home front.  Do not be afraid to follow your intuitions, especially when your inner voice tells you that betterment is just around the corner.

When it comes to interacting with those closest to you, stoner Pisces, keep it light and do your best to keep spirits high.  Whether this means passing the peace pipe or keeping it low key when disagreements arise, it will be important that you do your best to foster calmness.  You will directly affect those nearest to you, the effect that you have on them will be up to you.  Those closest to you may not necessarily call upon you to solve all of their problems, but you may be required to fulfill the position of confidant.  Just be ready to have an open ear…and an extra bowl to share if needed.

Pisces January 2017

Stoner Pisces, you are not one to be boisterous or demanding, but you do have desires.  It will be important to listen to those inner desires.  You may have distinct plans for the new year.  Don’t limit yourself or your abilities by ignoring your internal dialogue.  As cliché as it can sound, the heart knows what it wants.  So pursue your passions and curiosities, the ends will always justify the journey.  It may be best to stock up on the basics, however.  While the year is blooming in all its newness, winter is still unfurling.  When you have the chance, grab that extra eighth or backup bowl piece.  To translate; it is better to be prepared than find yourself lacking very necessary supplies, especially the green supplies.

When it comes to the workplace keep busy.  You will most benefit by keeping in mind the bigger picture.  That is to say, remember that you are part of a team.  While you may have the know-how and stamina to accomplish greatness, it will be more efficient to enlist the additional help from those around you.  And of course, two, three, or four brains will always be better than undertaking these tasks alone.  Plus, if your coworkers happen to also be four-twenty friendly, the smoke sessions after work will be all the better.  

Regarding your those closest to you, your inner circle, there will be good vibes all around.  This is not to say that you will encounter zero obstacles on your path of positivity, but that you will be able to address these easily if you are willing to make the effort.  If you are able to pick the weeds while they are small your spiritual garden will be able to blossom more fully.  Otherwise, just be the best version of yourself that you can be Pisces.  Those around you will only benefit from your authentic positivity.  

Pisces December 2016

Stoner Pisces, 2016 may have started off as a slow burn, but during the latter half of the year you have continued to turn up the heat and now are beginning the final month in a full blaze.  You continue to grow your person and in doing so continue to expand your potential and skills to the point where tasks that used to seem daunting no longer cause you to worry.  Your confidence is substantial and those around you have taken notice.  Just remember to take the time to think and rethink your next steps before you beginning your journey.  It is not that you will not experience success.  In fact, it is somewhat the opposite, since you are on fire in achieving personal goals.  It will be important for you to be sure that you are chasing what you want otherwise you will expend valuable efforts completing tasks that your heart wasn’t really set on.  As long as you put in the time planning ahead, you will have even more time to light one up and relax with a bowl basking in the afterglow of all that you accomplish.

At work, if you feel like you are getting roped into projects that do not pertain to you, it will still be okay to offer a helping hand.  Even if this means that you assist by getting done the “behind-the-scenes” tasks that no one else wants to do.  You may want to enjoy some extra Buddha when you’re at home.  A little extra meditation will go a long way this month as your peers may test your patience.  As long as you keep yourself grounded you will be able to handle the stresses or disagreements that may arise.  You don’t have to completely surrender your will to anyone else.  But, if you have made your side of the problem known, it will be okay if your ideas are not used.

Pisces November 2016

Stoner Pisces, you may not have complete mastery over the chaos or events that may come your way.  You do, however, have 100% control over how you respond to any and all surprises.  This month, you may benefit from a little extra herbal inspiration.  It may be beneficial to whip out the grinder, break down that sacred plant and take a toke when you have the chance.  Maybe you enjoy a bit of cannabis concentrate to help you contemplate what direction will take you the farthest.  Using these preparations will allow you to grind hard when the current circumstances require.  And, be sure, your path forward will certainly require much effort from you.  The upside is that if you decide to pursue these goals, you will have every tool needed for success.

Pisces, this “go get ‘em” attitude will be noticeable within all fields of your life.  Just be cautioned that you do not rush by important to-dos in your race to the finish line.  It could be recommended to stick to some sticky Indica. Its mellow tendencies might help you to oddly stay focused: whereas as a Sativa strain might cause your mind to race ahead of yourself.

The least demanding facet during November you can expect to be your homelife.  While other areas will require your input and efforts, at home you will be able to just be yourself.  Your lover, if you have one, will require nothing more from you other than to smoke a bowl and chill.  Even if work or other areas seem to be a little rougher going, you will have peace and solace in the safe space of  your home.  

Pisces October 2016

The weather may be cooling off as summer turns to fall; but, you stoner Pisces will continue your successful hot streak.  While the seasons changing would traditionally cause a downturn in your energies, you will continue to rock steady.  This means that it will be best for you to complete any of your to-dos before the days become too short.  Maybe it’s taking that last hike of summer, or visiting that new restaurant that you’ve been waiting to try.  Perhaps your goal is to meet new smoking buddies to hang out through the harshness of winter.  Whatever your aspirations are, you will have immense likeliness for success, so don’t wait–just make it happen.

It will be important to take that time to hike, or indulge in delicious foods or extra special herb.  Because those closest to you will require an immense amount of your time and energies.  But, don’t worry Pisces, there will be enough of you to go around.  Just remember that it is ultimately up to you as to where you invest yourself.  So, there will be no reason to feel bad if you can’t get to everyone.  Prioritize who is most in need of a friend with green–everyone will benefit from your efforts but you get to decide how many folks you will affect with your generosity and talents.
The one area you don’t want to skimp on is your significant other (if you have one).  This can also apply to family or friends closest to you.  Your positivity is contagious, but if you project the negative it can haze up a pleasant interaction with unexpected consequences.  If you need that little break, say maybe a smoke break to enjoy a sunset or a stroll to rest and reset, take it.  It will pay off, in the long run, to take those small moments to enjoy yourself.  

Pisces September 2016

Have you been having a solid summer, stoner Pisces?  Are you still vibin’ good and rollin’ through all of the challenges that have stood in the way of the goals you want to achieve?  This has probably been the case for you over the past few months.  And, the best thing is that you’re not done yet.  Your noticeable positive energies have had uplifting effects on those who are fortunate enough to know you Pisces.  Sharing is caring, and not just when it comes to the sacred herb—although that is always appreciated.  You have been more than generous with your efforts and abilities, and it continues to produce healthy growth in your life.  With all that you are paying forward don’t worry when you feel like you need to kick back with a freshly packed bowl and enjoy the greenery around you and in front of you.

At work, or whatever occupies your time and energy, you may be in for some pleasant surprises.  You may even have forgotten about seeds that you planted many, many moons ago.  But, they are sprouting and flourishing under your nourishing thumbs.  You already know Pisces, however, that getting to harvest does not mean that your task is done.  Then comes curing and trimming, which can be a labor of love.  So remain diligent in your actions, just remember that it feels much less like work when you are pursuing your passions.

Under no circumstances, Pisces, do you need to sacrifice your enjoyments or likes for others or a significant other.  But, you may be floating on cloud 9 and will not hurt to help friends or your lover to achieve the same.  The view from up high is beautiful…you’ll enjoy it even more if there is someone sharing it with you.  This September will be a time in which you will embark upon magical mary jane adventures.  Roll one up, invite your partner, and set off toward a wonderfully smoky horizon.