Pisces

The Stoner Pisces swims through life like a fish in water. Their meditative smoke sessions often involve creative ways to help others.

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Pisces September 2018

Stoner Pisces after cosmic influences pushed and pulled all summer long, this first month of fall brings them to a lull. Cosmic destiny and universal guidance will be muted in September. It’s your turn to step up and take the reins. This isn’t a bad thing, but rather a moment to shine. This would be that moment you’ve been waiting for to enact those plans you’ve been making over the past few months. Your destiny and impact lie within your hands and action stoner Pisces.

Sharing is caring, but remember sanitization! Good bud shared between good buds should be done with caution and consideration. Protect yourself from not just the physical bugs, but emotional ones too. Being, or feeling run down this month could derail the impetus behind your ambitious quest.

Your work and love spheres will undergo changes, but YOU drive these changes. The universe sits back and watches, knowing the gifts and guidance leading to this moment will see you through. The direction of this change is up to you. Positive or negative, it is all within your actions and decisions. Toke time early this month to contemplate the direction you wish to proceed. It’s vital that you remain true to yourself. Everything boils down to one question: “Is this good for me, or bad for me?”. Answering that with blunt honesty will keep you on track. Be sure not to overextend yourself, and recall the lyrics of Bob Marley’s Three Little Birds, “Don’t worry about a thing. ‘Cause every little thing gonna be alright.”

The current period is a blessing stoner Pisces. The changes you initiate this month could have long lasting reverberations through space time. Choice, protection, and desire should be the three key mantras repeated during the early month meditative smoke session. You are guiding your cosmic journey, go somewhere awesome!

Pisces August 2018

Stoner Pisces the final summer month promises to be a splendid affair! Allies in the cosmos will ensure blessings from the heavens. Pack plenty of energetic chatty bowls of Sativa in August. Energy and communication will be your asset and weapon in the war against negativity. Be forewarned, this chatty energy will work only in positive or neutral situations. Laid back chill vibes must be found during moments of conflict or duress. This patient approach will see you through all combative situations that come your way. Straight forward aggression will only exacerbate a negative situation and crush your sunny summer vibrations.

Entrepreneurial Pisces must toke time for a meditative planning smoke session with the sacred herb. Rushing toward your goals is sloppy. Slow and methodical is not an option! A consistent sprint will see you through to grand achievements. The most important work aspect of August will be a consistent effort. Enjoy a nice hybrid strain to unlock the vision required to find the right pace. Terrestrial astronautical Pisces working in the gears of the corporate grind must stick to a developed plan without hesitation or ally-ship. This is a lonely road you are traveling, but a steadfast commitment and patience will see you through to a successful future.

Romance is on the horizon in August stoner Pisces. This may not be a life-long feeling, but even fleeting moments of love generate positive energy for the soul. Soak it up stoner Pisces! Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, August promises connected moments with a canna-companion you will not forget. However, don’t forget about your best buds during fluttering periods of heartfelt emotions. Kind bud and your best buds will keep you grounded and true to your given nature.

Pisces July 2018

Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to compensate for such a frenetic pace. Breathe deep with the sacred herb; find your own calm and relaxed pace. Buying into the cosmic pressure to get everything done as soon as possible will singe your wings while you fly through tasks. This could leave you falling to ground without protection.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on confidence and relaxation. A light balanced hybrid strain will be the best tool for this job. Stoner Pisces, you must find the confidence to take on multiple tasks and projects, and yet maintain cool nerves to keep your wings intact. An important exercise is to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see yourself among your family and the hive. Understanding your position in the universe will be the key to multitasking at your own pace.

It’s ok to be happy-go-lucky stoner Pisces, but it is advised to watch your mirrors in July. Please do not seek paranoid thoughts in smoke clouds that “they are all out to get you.” However, a naive attitude that everyone has your best interest in mind, could leave you stranded in the hot summer sun. It is imperative that you watch for blind spots. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Seek balance and alignment with your third eye. Super stoner Jedi skills will come in handy during July. If you can see conflict coming over the horizon, a prepared defense can be set in place.

Enjoy your time stoner Pisces. Remember, you are a terrestrial astronaut … The only pressure comes from within.

Pisces June 2018

Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons.

The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. Take advantage of team building meetings and after work social events. You may be surprised at how many coworkers are undercover cannabis companions. You will find opportunities to expand your smoke circle and strengthen your workplace bonds. Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you are still in a work environment. As pleasure, politics, cannabis, and work blend together inside one obscure smoke cloud, don’t lose your head.

A wonderful spiritual opportunity awaits the stoner Pisces in June. Cosmic influences will present an epiphany of greater universal understanding. I have no wise words on the how, nor the way, but a deep internal exploration is almost assured in the first summer month. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on doors and windows of opportunity. I wish I could tell you the date and time for a deep philosophical dive with the sacred herb, but this month’s universal support doesn’t work that way. The main tool I can give you is preparation. Be cognizant of your surroundings. Take advantage of days where you can get away from the noise of the mechanistic gears of our capitalistic machine. Deep dives aren’t always solo. There may be cannabis companions going through the same metamorphosis. This is your journey and your discovery, don’t hide from the exploration.

The love life of the stoner Pisces will go through a similar learning stage in June. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, there are always opportunities to grow as a partner and terrestrial astronaut. Take a look around you. There are wonderful examples of positive loving relationships anywhere you look. Learning doesn’t always come from reading or class work, but mere observation of positive examples can lead to a path of ascension.

Pisces May 2018

Stoner Pisces there are times to swim aggressively against the current, there are times to stay bottled up in the base of your bong, and there are times like May when you need to float through the stream and trust the outlet. May could become such a dynamic period that swimming to a location or destination may leave you exhausted or powerless. Staying cooped up in your bong of a fish bowl will prevent you from bright moments of achievement. Times like this require a subtle and trusted float. You will be capable of meeting any challenges, and overcoming any obstacles during May. They just won’t be obvious or even visible.

Floating wherever the stream of life takes you will keep you flexible and yet ready to pounce on opportunities. This is not a time for self reflection or analysis. A critical third eye toward you predicament will only lead down an unhealthy path. Puff puff pass the stressful contemplation. Float down the stream of life, it will take you where you need to be.

This period of floating the river of life does not mean you cannot plan for the outlet. My main message is not to overthink the details. Early in the month take time with a meditative smoke session. A balanced hybrid should do nicely. Allow yourself to rise HIGH above the terrestrial plain. A 10,000 foot view is a great way to see the landscape around you, and plan for the future. It’s all laid out stoner Pisces. Not in the details, but in the broader scope of existence. Once you view the landscape of life surrounding your float, you will be able to develop a plan for when you reach your destination. All of this is unique to you stoner Pisces. Once you view the path of the stream from HIGH above, develop a plan of action. It will be imperative to stick to your plan exclusively.

Are you floating through fate or making your own reality? Perhaps this is the secret, but don’t dwell on it.

The last month of Spring will offer opportunities to beautify and enhance your physical space. It is amazing how small gestures and enhancements can brighten the mood of yourself and your partners in chronic. Whether it is at home or in the workplace, take time to freshen up your surroundings. A float is more enjoyable with pretty scenery.

Pisces April 2018

Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month.  It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period.  That’s not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period.  As long as you live with kind intent and productive vigor, nothing will hold you back.

Mercury is in retrograde until the 17th of April my lovely Pisces.  Retrograde does not present the gloom and doom that it may for other zodiac signs, but there is an important task that will assist you in a harmonious passage.  During the Mercury retrograde it will be important to get your financial house in order. Excessive spending or large purchases should be avoided. How long has it been since you completed a household budget?  This is an ideal time to fully vet your existing debt, and put your arms around your spending and saving habits. The task of organizing your current finances can have a big impact on future earnings.

After the 17th stoner Pisces, you are encouraged to get out and mingle with your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  The time is right for socializing. A perfect window surrounding 4/20. Make sure you have celebratory plans. Cosmic influences support expanding your inner smoke circle, and meeting new cannabis companions.  So spark one up, and join your brethren in celebrating the sacred herb.

Keep a keen eye open for opportunities to assist your new cannabis acquaintances.  Common sense observations may come as second nature to you, but you will be surprised how much they can improve and assist in collaborative endeavors.  You might even be treated like a star with minimal effort.

There is a full moon on the 29th that will create a dynamic situation in the sphere of relationships.  Trust your third eye stoner Pisces. The dynamism of this brief period will revolve around revelations.  You may realize discoveries about yourself, loved ones, and cannabis companions. The aspect about a dynamic period is that it is more impact-full.  Positivity and negativity are not implied, simply the cosmic gears are loosened for a more dramatic move in one direction. With the right care and communicative attention, let’s hope this dynamic move will be for the positive.

Pisces March 2018

Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.

Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.

You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.

The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.

Pisces February 2018

Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more so than other months. Even though you are lumped into a group with shared characteristics, stoner Pisces are capable of wide ranging variability in their cosmic terrestrial mission.

February will be quite unique in other ways. Planetary alignment is in an opposing position to normal cosmic polarity for the stoner Pisces. Universal support will flow against the current for the reserved helpful fish. So in order to reap the benefits of universal support, the stoner Pisces will have to swim outside of their normal stream. This is a great opportunity to try something new or challenge yourself into a new body of water.

As with the variability and individualism of the cosmic winds of February, each stoner Pisces will be on their own with sacred herb strain selections. Perhaps experiment early in the month. What strain of the sacred herb will help you with creativity and calm while emboldening you to step out of your comfort zone? Perhaps a sacred experiment will be necessary. Try a few varieties early in the month. Keep notes with each strain as to the feelings and motivations you acquire with each meditative smoke session. Three key factors will be your judging criteria: Creativity, Calm, and Motivation. After your experiment you can run with the winning strain for the remainder of the month!

Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you will be out of your comfort zone in February and therefore swimming in uncharted waters. You must be diligent and thoughtful as you swim in new streams. Embarking on new adventures does not mean living dangerously.

Pisces January 2018

Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been cultivating. Do not rush to judgement on whether these alterations are of a negative or positive nature. The best advice is to pack a bowl, and keep a slow rolling pace. Situations are not always what they first appear to be. It is best advised for you to take some time and meditate; listen to the wisdom our sacred herb may offer, and focus these critical energies inward. It is okay to take it, one toke at a time, because sometimes the journey is even more exciting than where we ultimately find ourselves.

Sometimes, Stoner Pisces, we have to get a little dirty and do some weeding in order to enjoy a bountiful harvest. This means that not everything worth accomplishing will come easy; but if a crop will not provide all the bounty in the abundance that it can, turn your efforts elsewhere. It is only considered a failure if you do not learn from hard-earned lessons. These lessons learned will only project you further into your prosperous future. You have spent time tilling the earth for hard earned successes, you are sure to reap the bounties into which you have invested great time and great efforts.

Remember that it never hurts to try, Stoner Pisces. With so many moving parts and projects going on, you may feel like some of these projects have you going nowhere fast. Especially with regards to home and family life, do not push too hard. The peace pipe will be a friendly ally this month. It will be more important that you focus on being reasonable than being right. Invest in what really matters, those whom you hold most dear, and you will find a common ground on which only good things will grow.

Pisces December 2017

Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. You are filled with passion and knowledge to share, but seize every opportunity to soak up the ancient wisdom from older hippies. The more willing you are to take chances on new experiences now means you will have more confidence when you are required to adapt and adjust your strategies later on.

December brings good opportunity to turn your passions into a paycheck. You have always enjoyed creative endeavors, but may have thought these could only ever be hobbies. Rather than feeling daunted by tough problems at work, a change in perspective will help you to see all the potential they hold. Thinking outside of the box will enable you to tackle old problems with novel approaches. Your contributions to group projects will certainly attract due notice from management. But, while you might be the key to success, remember that you are part of a larger team.

Don’t let your upward momentum go to your head, instead it will be better to use those energies to help elevate your peers and help to push them to your level. There is nothing wrong with some after work celebrations, in fact, they are recommended. Perhaps you and coworkers celebrate a late “Danks-giving” and chow down on your favorite cannabis infused side dishes. Or, you make this Christmas and Holiday season even more green with a marijuana themed gift exchange. Whatever your idea may be, all will experience noticeably higher spirits if you take the time to reward everyone for a year of hard work.