The stoney Pisces fish is the most mature and psychic of the stoner Zodiac. This learned stoner is a wonderful additional to any smoke circle because of their high minded noble aspirations and empathetic sensitivity towards their fellow tokers.
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Stoner Pisces are great cannabis copilots for road trips and smoke spot adventures. These kind adaptable creatures are capable of deep conversations puff puff passing the joint, and fun loving joy hot boxing the rig.
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The planetary influence of November will be more like a planetary support system. Breathe deep stoner Pisces, inhale the sacred herb, and trust the current planetary alignment has your back. Of course you cannot behave with impunity, but the cosmos will add a protective influence to all creative endeavors.
There are so many ways to birth creative energy on our terrestrial plane. The stoner Pisces may not have always felt supported in their creative ideas or creations, but this all changes in the final Fall month. Embrace the sacred herb; not only as a catalyst for creativity, but as a bridge to internal self confidence. Toke time for a solo medicated smoke session to meditate on aspects and attitudes in the past that have held your creative juices back. Now is the time to dismiss the negative naysayers, and embrace internal self confidence. With this medicated meditative smoke session, you may even discover the negative naysayer holding you back was yourself all along. Now is the time to feed and release internal intuition, and execute those hair-brained ideas.
Universal support will also be found in the workplace stoner Pisces. Once again, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will assist self confidence, and encourage self motivation to take on more than you have in the past. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: These workplace opportunities may not come with an immediate tangible benefit. Use your herbally enhanced keen third eye to see past the need for immediate gratification. Becoming an invaluable member of the team is the reward and benefit in itself. Invaluable is synonymous with irreplaceable in this vision, and it is a worthy goal.
Finally stoner Pisces, this influential cosmic lubricant present in November will also affect the personal realm. The same foundations of confidence, built through sacred meditations, that will assist in creative projects and workplace merit, will also attract positivity within the sphere of love. Partnered Pisces can expect big decisions and continuity from their relationship. Single Pisces must use their keen third eye to spot shifting affection from cannabis acquaintances. But this newfound confidence is more than an opportunistic fun grab; perhaps the true love found in November will be with yourself. Confidence in self is love of self.
What a month stoner Pisces. May the good graces of ganja be with you.
The stoner Pisces can expect a period of peace and great personal prosperity in October. This season will be marked by mellow moods, and a steady flow of positive emanations. Events created by yourself will be minimal, but the stoner Pisces can draw excitement and adventure from the rest of the canna-crew. While you will have to rely on the stoner fam to lead the way to the most remote and memorable smoke spots, they know the stoner Fish will always come through with the nicest nugs.
Amidst the daily grind and eternal hustle, don’t forget to carve out time for medicated sacred sedation. Toke time to contemplate the connection between your internal self and the terrestrial world around you. Focusing on this internal drive will convey your intentions and desires to the universe. External stimuli can flood the senses, and at times cause even the best intentions to get lost in translation. When this happens, listen to the voice within. The sacred herb may cloud the room, but it can also clear the mind. Don’t be afraid to sneak away and enjoy a bowl for one. These meditative moments can be the remedy needed to tune out the static so the signal comes through loud and clear.
While energy this month will be elevated, the stoner Pisces cannot expect to live every moment on cloud nine. Unleash poor or depressed moods with creative outlets. Light up a little herbal inspiration. Inhale that sweet smoke and exhale better vibes. Perhaps finally start that art project you’ve been musing for months. Maybe you’re feeling ambitious, and you make your own Halloween decorations, or costume! Get baked and paint the world with your bright colors stoner Pisces. October is the perfect season to let the spooky, dark internal dialogue out.
Introspection and self evaluation will have noticeable benefits when you’re on the clock. While workplace chatter is necessary to team building, too much social distraction can have negative effects on productivity. It will be up to the stoner Pisces to find the proper balance between contributing to the conversation, or getting caught in pointless water-cooler talk. Those stoner Pisces who are fortunate to work with fellow water signs will have an extra leg up in the workplace. Stoner Scorpio and stoner Cancer will be excellent cannabis comrades this month; there will be an easy and steady flow of contemplative, and creative energy that will result in next-level accomplishments for everyone involved.
The planets in September have aligned for great impact on most of the stoner star signs. But not the stoner Pisces. With no negative or positive universal impact in September, the stoner Fish will be able to swim through the stream of life under their own power with no help or hindrance from the cosmic current.
Relax, breathe, and inhale the sacred herb for guidance and connectivity to your inner self. There is no specific herbal strain prescription for September. However, you should stock your stash jar with multiple varieties of sacred strains. Think of your stash jar as a cosmic tool kit. The right tool is needed for specific tasks throughout the month. Hard work and a diligent attitude will be necessary during the first Fall month. Equally counter to the economic grind, will be periods of rest and recuperation. Hence, Sacred Sativa strains will help with focus and inspiration; whereas sacred Indica strains will assist in personal moments of deep thought and restful repair.
Time within the smoke circle is important to connect with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The smoke circle of life is connected by each person, puff puff passing to the left. Be cautious around the dreaded “camper” stoner Pisces. For the most part September will be a coordinated puff puff pass with your canna-crew, but there will be cannabis companions that need more of you than you ask of them. There may be a time when they camp on the bowl, and unleash their problems in your direction. You must remain balanced in the cordial cannabis connection with your smoke circle acquaintances. Do not lift the heavy burden of others. As you swim through the river of life, don’t get hooked by the negative bait!
Self care will be an important aspect to this period. However, don’t get self care confused with large expenditures. There are plenty of blissful relaxed excursions that don’t require monetary coin. Each person has their own way of finding connectivity with their internal guide. Seek out these moments to maintain a positive alignment. Whether you steal yourself away from the world with a home crafted hot yoga session, or you hunt on a hike for that rare smoke spot with a special canna-buddy, toke time for self in-between the diligent work marathons.
Didn’t you know stoner Pisces? September is the new fourth month of summer! Happy toking!
Stoner Pisces events during the last month of summer can be as wild as you want them to be. In other words, you and the cannabis crew will be straight fire! This cosmic influence could not be timed better. Internal emotions and a focused mindset will align with purpose. Strong terrestrial energy flowing like a rapid river current. However chaotic, wild, and fun things get, you will be in control. Pack a fresh bowl, kick back in the tube of life, and let the cosmic river of fate take you where you need to go.
The waters of life run deep stoner Pisces, and so will your thoughts. August will be a month full of introspective marijuana musings and smoke circle analytics. How do you fit into the wider terrestrial world around you? How does your smoke circle fit within the bigger picture of long-term life goals? The good news is you don’t have to figure it out immediately, and you will have all your partners-in-chronic to toke the contemplative trip with you.
This endo-excursion into your inner workings should not be seen as a depressing task. Instead, it should be viewed as an optimistic, deep dive of discovery. You are not simply looking for a way to cope or dwell on problems. You are exploring every crevice of what it is that keeps you curious, and what around you fills you with inspiration. Overall, this should be a pot-filled positive adventure. One filled with multiple self-revelations, and certainly many smoke spot stops along the way.
Be forewarned stoner Pisces: Contemplative moods may distract from the day-to-day tasks of the workplace. To be safeguarded from hazy minded forgetfulness, create and work from a to-do list! You may not accomplish everything on your list, but you will know where you stand.
Avoid dramatic interactions with coworkers. Unnecessary drama at work could ruin your personal dance party. A delicate balance is required with coworkers. Collaboration will be the key toward progress. A positive work experience will flow over to positive interpersonal relationships. The stoner Pisces should come out of August ready for the next period, as long as they keep interactions with coworkers and their cannabis cohorts on the up and up.
Stoner Pisces the easy-going summer continues from June into July. Let’s look at this protracted cosmic influence as a celestial lubricant allowing the stoner Pisces to slide into whatever adventure they want to manifest. Positive cosmic winds support a sort of choose-your-own-adventure in the second summer month.
Soak up the sun stoner Pisces! Solar rays will bring a kick of energy, like you’ve installed solar panels on your head. This solar kick will be the catalyst to achievement, determination, and creativity required to forge your own path. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: Too much time soaking up those solar rays will leave your cosmic space suit depleted. Care and attention must be paid on internal requirements as well as terrestrial adventures. Do it all! Get out and enjoy smokey adventures under the summer sun, and then kick back with a nap. Play hard with cannabis companions and rest well. Wash, rinse, repeat.
During this all-you-can-eat adventure buffet of July, be forewarned: Anything you want does not include close interpersonal relationships. If your energy starts to overwhelm cannabis companions, tone it down, and think it out. Puff puff pass on demands of others. Thoughtful self control will come in handy. The energetic boost in July could give you solar super powers. Use them for good stoner Pisces. At work, you could become the MVP of the team. Within your smoke circle you could become the partner-in-chronic everybody relies on.
Within the work sphere, opportunity for advancement will present itself this month. However, this month’s largest opportunity in the work sphere comes from within. An honest assessment of your occupation could lead to positive change in the future. Toke time for a solo smoke session to contemplate how your work fits into your desired life path. Change may not come directly from this meditative exercise, but this important task could be the first step toward positive change in future periods. Puff puff plot the path.
Stoner Pisces you will handle business in June! At first, you may feel like kicking back, lighting one up, and turning on the cruise control. While the prospect of coasting through the summer months might sound enticing, where’s the fun in that? The month of June should bring a stable period for love and romance. Whether you are in the mood to stay inside with your favorite Indica strain and munchies, or you are inspired to snag your stoney snacks and set out into the great unknown with a sweet sativa, find your own special smoke spot stoner Pisces, and bask in your bliss.
Cosmic support won’t allow any grand tragedy or triumphs in the love sphere; so while unnecessary risk taking is not advisable, be confident in the choices you pursue. You may pass on particular romantic opportunities because you are focusing on your business or side hustle. And, that’s okay. Before you can help others grow, you must make sure your own roots are planted in firm soil. There will be more opportunities in coming times, and new and unexpected cannabis companions may surprise you. The setting of social smoke sessions will introduce new stoney friends, and will deepen existing bonds with your current cannabis cohorts.
Stoner Pisces you can take a less aggressive approach in the financial realm. While you should avoid being reckless this month, you will feel less stress about your monetary green, and spend more time relaxing while roasting your recreational greens. It’s not quite that you won the lottery stoner Pisces, but let’s just say you’ve pulled a pretty solid Monopoly card. As Chance has it, you should be expecting some unexpected winnings. Do not count these bountiful blessings when planning your regular finances, but be on the lookout for those extra frosty nuggets of good fortune.
You may expect a fairly easy going time in the work and financial realms, but now is a good time for investment. This means different things for different stoner Pisces, but there will be cosmic support for investment itself. Perhaps that cannabis inspired great idea may become a new revenue stream. Perhaps you inspire a fellow cannabis companion to pursue their next grand endeavor. What is certain is networking will procure new allies to help you with the conundrums of life, the universe, and everything. So, be sure to pack a bowl for two. A bowl shared and pleasant conversation will lead to the ah-ha moment you need to progress.
Stoner Pisces you are compassionate, artistic, and gentle. You have wisdom to share with all of those who are fortunate to intersect your path. While ‘gentle’ may not be an attribute traditionally associated with those of a leader, this will be precisely the roll you will inhabit this month. An unusual planetary alignment will coax leadership skills out of the stoner Pisces. This May, you will hit the ground running, and still be able to run the grounds hitting your favorite greens. It is advised, however, to have a specific plan before you leap into action. Trust your intuition. The cosmos has your back! With the help of the calming cannabinoid confidant, you can turn fear into fierceness, and anxiety into action.
In the workplace it is certainly okay to be a bud-loving buddy, a friend of the sacred herb. But, ultimately belief in oneself will be the key to progress during the month of May. There is no new magic wand you will wield. Rather, prompt attention and efficient movements will see you through to crossing the finish line tape of success. Regardless of whether or not you are the de-facto leader of projects, know that your input will be heard and appreciated by all of your peers in the workplace. During tense moments, or when the group is up against a deadline, will be the time when the stoner Pisces will shine the brightest. You have no need to pretend to be a know-it-all, but your know-how will be an indispensable contribution to the group. Be sure to let the greens blaze freely at home. Let your inner light burn brightly in the professional setting. You will accomplish it all stoner Pisces.
There is a cosmic kick to this unusual period. With a newly exhibited confidence, and a new way of looking at opportunities, problems, and obstacles, this period is perfect for habitual discovery. Break out of old patterns! The universe supports you! Travel down paths usually avoided or ignored. Self reliance and tenacity is a must! Puff, puff, pass the good vibes stoner Pisces. These new paths will lead to magical and meaningful manifestations with your fellow terrestrial travelers. Whether you are sharing a freshly ground bowl of the green Earth’s finest, or sharing in the trials of life, the universe, and everything, your good will and kind heart is sure to ripple into the farthest reaches of the galaxies.
Do you feel that stoner Pisces? That’s the Spring sun shining rays of positivity down on you in April. However, care and attention must be given to all aspects of life to reap the rewards of this cosmic blessing. Keep your eyes on the road for shifting driving conditions! Unexpected obstacles are sure to pop up during April. Often I may give advice on strains or meditative themes to start the month off right. The second Spring month of 2019 should start with a sober outlook stoner Pisces. Call it a tolerance break if you like. Up until the full moon of the 19th, life will be best viewed with clear eyes.
Why? Changes or even surprises will be likely in the beginning stages of April. Do not fret my beautiful fishy friend. These changes or surprises will likely be of a positive nature. However, you will need your eyes on the road instead of lifting your head in the clouds. These changes or surprises can come in both the personal and work spheres. But with clear eyes and true intentions you will be more than capable of tackling all that you encounter. With confidence and sober driving, you will progress down the path of positive progression.
You can do it stoner Pisces. The sacred herb was there for you yesterday, and will be there for you tomorrow. Once the full moon of the 19th has passed, all kushy relations with your favorite papers, pipe, or pen may commence once again. The final third of the month should bring great rewards for the careful stewardship you completed in the 19 days. Share the bud and the positivity with your smoke circle. Your positive vibes will be contagious, and affect all of your bud loving buddies. By the end of the month you will be basking in the glow of the warm cosmic vibes.
Stoner Pisces the winds of change are coming. The cosmos will gift unexpected and out of your control change in March. It would be prudent to embark on a journey with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this meditative smoke session not only to release stress, but also to contemplate the self within. You must trust yourself during this period of time. Confidence and flexibility are essential to embrace the changes that are further on down the road.
You may not understand the rhyme or reason for this season of change, but with a positive and active approach, you can navigate these obscured paths. With a positive attitude and an honest effort, opaque clouds will clear to reveal positive progress. What may seem like a daunting challenge off in the distance could fill you with a sense of excitement the closer you get. The dark of night isn’t so scary when you look up and appreciate the dazzling display of the cosmos. And remember, no one said you had to climb those cliffs ahead when you were meant to fly. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for creative solutions.
The path may seem questionable at times. You may need to toke a moment with cannabis to gain a higher perspective. Settle yourself stoner Pisces, and clear any doubt. With a positive attitude and honest effort, the path may lead to an unexpected puzzle piece that fits in the larger plan of life! Like when you clean your stash drawer in prep to re-up, only to find unexpected nugs!
Mixing work and family should be avoided this month stoner Pisces. This can be accomplished with proper time management. If you’re trying to please both spheres at the same time, more than likely this will lead to failures in both. This isn’t to say that insight gained from one can’t be used to enhance the other, but multitasking between the spheres should be avoided. Go with your gut; trust your intuition to guide you smoothly ahead. Everything will be revealed by the end of the month. With carefully planned, positive, and active decision making, you’ll be singing in the rain with a skip in your step and a smile on your face.
Stoner Pisces add this song to your soundtrack for February: ‘Winds of Change’ by the Scorpions. And while you are at it, how about ‘Times They Are a Changin’ by Bob Dylan. You may feel satisfied with the status quo, and think there is no need to fix what isn’t broken, but the universe has other plans for you. “Change” does not have any negative machinations or nefarious intentions; so do not fear stoner Pisces. Embrace the winds of change and harness their momentum to your advantage. Do not waste needed energy fighting these forces, but let them lift your solar sails. This way you will go further and faster with greater ease. It’s okay to settle down and toke time to light one up. Elevate the mind and spirit with a couple puffs of the sacred herb. A view from a higher perspective will allow you to see further ahead. From this elevated vantage point, you will have better vision of the what lies in the ever-shifting season ahead.
Choose your own Bandersnatch adventure stoner Pisces. Whether you want to smoke solo, or spend hazy days, hot-boxing with your canna crew. However, be mindful of how quickly time can go by when you’re having fun. It is necessary to socialize, but be mindful you are entering a time of great trans-formative potential. During this period you will need to look inward first, before manifesting changes outward. Make sure some smoke sessions are used for meditation and self-reflection. The sweet sensimilla can be a great catalyst for expanding the senses, and it can help concentrate cerebral efforts on self improvement. Those who are passionate in their pursuits will experience persistent progress and an increase in productivity.
It is crucial in February that stoner Pisces be determined in their effort, and decisive when it comes to progress toward their ultimate goals. Yes, a cannabis garden can be a beautiful thing, but it is important to guide the branches in the direction we want them to grow. By the time the month is over the tasks at hand will be finished, and you will be moving forward to even loftier goals. Use this time to help those roots grow deep stoner Pisces. Once you are solidly grounded in positive and strong soils, your branches will grow tall and be able to weather any winds that come your way.