Pisces

The Stoner Pisces swims through life like a fish in water. Their meditative smoke sessions often involve creative ways to help others.

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Pisces January 2018

Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been cultivating. Do not rush to judgement on whether these alterations are of a negative or positive nature. The best advice is to pack a bowl, and keep a slow rolling pace. Situations are not always what they first appear to be. It is best advised for you to take some time and meditate; listen to the wisdom our sacred herb may offer, and focus these critical energies inward. It is okay to take it, one toke at a time, because sometimes the journey is even more exciting than where we ultimately find ourselves.

Sometimes, Stoner Pisces, we have to get a little dirty and do some weeding in order to enjoy a bountiful harvest. This means that not everything worth accomplishing will come easy; but if a crop will not provide all the bounty in the abundance that it can, turn your efforts elsewhere. It is only considered a failure if you do not learn from hard-earned lessons. These lessons learned will only project you further into your prosperous future. You have spent time tilling the earth for hard earned successes, you are sure to reap the bounties into which you have invested great time and great efforts.

Remember that it never hurts to try, Stoner Pisces. With so many moving parts and projects going on, you may feel like some of these projects have you going nowhere fast. Especially with regards to home and family life, do not push too hard. The peace pipe will be a friendly ally this month. It will be more important that you focus on being reasonable than being right. Invest in what really matters, those whom you hold most dear, and you will find a common ground on which only good things will grow.

Pisces December 2017

Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. You are filled with passion and knowledge to share, but seize every opportunity to soak up the ancient wisdom from older hippies. The more willing you are to take chances on new experiences now means you will have more confidence when you are required to adapt and adjust your strategies later on.

December brings good opportunity to turn your passions into a paycheck. You have always enjoyed creative endeavors, but may have thought these could only ever be hobbies. Rather than feeling daunted by tough problems at work, a change in perspective will help you to see all the potential they hold. Thinking outside of the box will enable you to tackle old problems with novel approaches. Your contributions to group projects will certainly attract due notice from management. But, while you might be the key to success, remember that you are part of a larger team.

Don’t let your upward momentum go to your head, instead it will be better to use those energies to help elevate your peers and help to push them to your level. There is nothing wrong with some after work celebrations, in fact, they are recommended. Perhaps you and coworkers celebrate a late “Danks-giving” and chow down on your favorite cannabis infused side dishes. Or, you make this Christmas and Holiday season even more green with a marijuana themed gift exchange. Whatever your idea may be, all will experience noticeably higher spirits if you take the time to reward everyone for a year of hard work.

Pisces November 2017

While the fall season brings rainy days and colder weather, the logical response might seem like you should bundle up and stay indoors. However, there’s a great big world outside with much to be discovered. Pursue your curiosities Stoner Pisces. While the thought of retreating to the cozy and comfortable couch sounds appealing, you will find greater satisfaction if you explore your surroundings and take every opportunity to expand your horizons. It’s never a bad idea to start planning for future adventures. You may want to invest in a nice travel friendly piece, so you will be ready to toke whenever or wherever you wander. With all of the knowledge you are sure to acquire, your generous nature will prompt you to share all that you learn with those around you—which makes November the perfect time to grow your inner smoking circle.

While you are known to wear your emotions on your sleeve, remember that not everyone will be equally open with their feelings. Having this understanding of yourself will aid you in your interpersonal relationships. As long as you have patience when it comes to matters of the heart, you can expect your lover to repay you in kind. This may be the perfect time to try out various sativa dominant varieties of our favorite herb. While they can be uplifting, the extra boost to brain power will help you to dig even deeper into your inner workings. The best way to have understanding for others is if you first have understanding of yourself.

Pack up the pipe, sacred herb, and a change of clothes Stoner Pisces, and invite your closest partner in chronic to join you on your next adventure. Whether you embark upon the road trip you’ve been planning all year, or you simply escape to the coast for a quick overnight stay at the beach, your trip will satisfy your need for exploration as well as center you solidly in the middle of your newfound peace.

Pisces October 2017

As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this October brings you the special chance for a substantial cleansing of your immediate surroundings. Spark one up and focus your energies into finding your center. You may be holding onto things, physical and spiritual, that may no longer be serving a greater purpose. It is recommended that you stick with nice and sticky Sativas, this will help to nurture your creative energies while you sift through your old belongings to make room for pursuing new endeavors.

After you have gotten rid of the old and dated, it will be time to focus on the new. It might be something as small as adding a new piece to your collection, or maybe dining at that restaurant you’ve been eyeing. On the other hand, you might be ready for that last minute road trip before the weather gets worse. What is important, Stoner Pisces, is that you go for it! Take the plunge into uncharted waters. In the workplace, this attitude of entrepreneurial-ism will definitely produce returns. While you are blazing up bowls at home, you are sure to be blazing new trails at work as you undertake the next step in your journey through the cosmos. Be sure to share the herb and celebrations with your closest partners in chronic.

Dream big, Stoner Pisces. You will benefit from cultivating your zen garden early in the month and the room it will create for your imaginations to roam freely. Keep the pen and pad handy, as you may have some of your most worthwhile ideas during your meditative smoke sessions. Whether you are socializing with your dearest friends and family, or hiking solo to your favorite secluded smoke spot–inspiration can strike at any time. So, be prepared to listen with open ears when the universe wants to whisper its cosmic wisdom.

Pisces September 2017

As we say farewell to summer, Stoner Pisces, you can expect your days to be slow-rolling. Now would be a good time to take that last camping trip of the season, or plan a special smoke-out session with your best buds. With tasks at work presenting few substantial obstacles, you will have plenty of energies to invest on having just a little bit more fun before autumn arrives. If somehow you do find yourself stressing over any particular issue, take a moment and spend some time with your favorite piece, it may just be the remedy and reminder that helps you realize your own inner peace.

Once you have taken the necessary steps to get yourself grounded, you will be a great source of support to those around you. Co-workers will notice your increased abilities to rise to the occasion, and to rise above the fray. The best approach to challenges that might require creative solutions will be to team up with your peers. Perhaps, outside the workplace, workers can get together under more relaxed settings and share a bowl and share ideas. While this would mean working off the clock, it could help to inspire a better sense of camaraderie and the opportunities to come up with novel approaches to old problems.

You should feel confident, Stoner Pisces, that whatever path you find yourself on, you will ultimately reach your final destination. With that being said, it will be okay if you decide to do a little trail-blazing of your own, and blaze one up in uncharted territory. However, it will be advised that you use the buddy system if embarking upon unexpected adventures. Firstly, it is much nicer to be able to share that sacred herb with our stoner friends. But, more importantly, it is always good to have a friendly pair of hands to help us back to our feet, if we do stumble along the way.

Pisces August 2017

Stoner Pisces, this August you will have the means and opportunities to explore some of your more creative sides. Perhaps your hobbies have taken a backseat to the daily grind. Or, maybe there is a new creative outlet that you’ve been interested in pursuing that you’ve not had the time for. With the longer days of summer, you will have more than enough daylight and energies to explore new endeavors. The best advice for the waning summer months will be to pursue your passions. Whether there is a trail you’ve been waiting to explore, or a hidden smoke spot that you need to cristen by smoking a fresh green bowl, your next adventure is waiting. If you have been putting off these explorations, make the time, the rewards will be worth it.

This month, work will be as productive as you make it. While there may not be a long list of to-dos or tasks demanded by your work, you will have the opportunity to pursue the projects that you want to. You will only be as busy as you want to be. It is likely that you encounter some opposition in the workplace, but as long as you remember to use your words, you and your peers will arrive at common grounds. This newly achieved cooperation will only set you and your coworkers up for greater successes and allow everyone to get more accomplished. You may even find that when the work is done that you former adversaries have turned into some of your closest smoke buddies.

The best advice, Stone Pisces, will be to keep moving. Your new acquaintances will soon become close friends and your optimism is contagious and will inspire those around you to join you on your adventures. But, don’t move so quickly that you ignore the beauty around you. Find a sweet cerebral sativa to share with your cannabis companions that will help to enhance your own inspirations. If you are able to maintain this momentum and enthusiasm, you are sure to look back on an unforgettable summer.

Pisces July 2017

During the ever warming month of July, Stoner Pisces, it will be greatly important that you invest the energies needed to keep yourself grounded. You can expect a lot of new experiences and encounters in both your home and work life. With this being the case, it could be quite easy to find your head in the clouds with not a care in the world. Whether it requires you to pick up the pipe less, or doing the opposite, that is, finding a strain that will promote better mental focus and increase meditations—you know best what approach will be needed.

It is recommended that you do spend some of these meditative sessions contemplating where to go next in the workplace. There will be plenty of opportunities to apply for that advancement, or work towards better wages. But, be wary of rushing towards these ends, if you’ve not given your endeavors proper planning you should not be surprised if the results are not what you had hoped. With that being said, Stoner Pisces, this is a cautionary tale, not a warning. As long as you apply your creative tendencies towards each task in front of you, you could very well be running the business in no time.

The personal realm is where you will need to be most attentive, Stoner Pisces. Those who already know you, understand that you are reliable, fun, and generous. But, it will be those persons that you newly meet that you should not neglect. If you are single, you may meet your new best bud. This could be a new significant other, or simply a new friend or partner in chronic. For, Stoner Pisces that already find themselves in relationships, just remember to be your charming self. Be confident, pack that bowl for two, and share those special moments with those whom you are fortunate to already have as part of your inner smoking circle.

PISCES JUNE 2017

Stoner Pisces, there are some who say that we must decide to either, “Go big…or Go home.” Well this month you will not be forced to make such decisions, you will be able to do both. Or, as they say, “have your bud, and smoke it too.” This month will be as swell, or as sucky as you make it to be. While there is nothing predicting that all the stars will align perfectly, or that the sun has got your back, the reality is that no cosmic forces will be conspiring against you. Be sure to stay off the couch, if you will not be staying off the grass. Your accomplishments will be directly tied to your efforts that you put forth, so it will be best to find a more uplifting smoke for the first month of summer.

It is not always said, but specifically this June, it will be best to keep the pipe away from work, Pisces. That is to say, the pace that you set in your personal sphere will directly correspond and carry over into the workplace. Now is the best time to begin new undertakings. Whether it is a novel approach to an old problem, or finally sharing with your coworkers an idea that you’ve been thinking about for a while, do it now.

Perhaps the most exciting aspect for you during this transitional month, stoner Pisces, will be on the romantic front. If you currently already have a special someone with whom you can already share that special bowl of herb, you can breathe easy knowing that your connection with this person will only grow. But, don’t worry, if you are a single Pisces, your prospects will be no less satisfying. Your aura will be nearly tangible this month, and you will definitely capture the attention of potential romantic partners. Just be sure to not be full of yourself. Keep a bowl handy, as we all know that sharing is caring. Your smile and your kindness are sure to be noticed. From there, all you need to do is to be your genuine self, those near you will only benefit from being in your company.

PISCES MAY 2017

Stoner Pisces, you have much that you can accomplish, so do not fear when things do not fall in-line with your intended goals. You have spent the time looking forward to the goals you have in mind, and you will be successful in accomplishing said results. So, don’t get burdened down by the bumps in the road, or let the pessimistic thoughts distract you from your official goals. The stars are on your side and seek to advance your goals, without trying your intentions too much.

When it comes to the work environment, you have much to gain by staying the course. Your personal success, will only spill over into the workplace and your peers will only benefit from your positive example. Remember that when issues arise, that they may be self-inflicted. As long as you are able to keep the long-term as your main focus, the small things will resolve themselves. You have your own list of, ‘to-dos.’ If you are able to maintain this focus on the goals you wish to accomplish, then nothing will stand in the way of reaching success.

You may be apprehensive, Stoner Pisces, but when it comes to new endeavors, do not fear embarking into new territories. In order to maintain your current relations, little will be required. Therefore, you will have plenty of resources that will encourage new interactions and encounters. As long as you have your closest cannabis companions nearby, you will be ready to handle the unexpected surprises when they occur. You have set into motion the actions necessary to achieve your desired outcome. If you are able to maintain this focus, then you will arrive at your desired results.

PISCES APRIL 2017

Stoner Pisces, you are a far cry away from being called a “bad fish.” If anything, you can be found guilty of caring too much. So, let it be said, that this month, you do not have to feel weird if you decide that you want to focus on yourself or specifically on your inner circle. It will be important this month to find your balance between quantity and quality. If you find yourself smoking less, that may be okay as you will notice that the quality of your green has increased exponentially. And, while your smoking credentials are expanding, so will be your smoking circle. Whether it’s finding new cannabis companions, or simply a new smoke buddy to help you work through your sacred stash, you can expect to add new people to your friend list.

Just like in the day-to-day operations, it will benefit Pisces to keep an open mind when it comes to the working sphere. While you might want to focus on quality over quantity with regards to what you put in your pipe, in the workplace, explore as many plans of action as you can. While not all ideas will be worth keeping or implementing, within the diversity of your investment, you are sure to find some positive returns. Remember stoner Pisces, you are the one who best knows your limits. Even though you might benefit from expanding your horizons, nobody expects you to do it all. If you do find that you’ve taken on too much, take time and take a toke. Taking a step back is more than okay. The whole point of expanding your options is so that you can find the opportunity that is most worth pursuing.

Whether you are a single Pisces, or currently have that special person always ready to share a bowl, remember that you can’t help others unless you have taken care of yourself. One thing that people around you have come to rely on is your honesty. If situations arise that you think require your input, speak up. Don’t worry, your voice will not cause problems on the home front. If anything, it will clear up confusion and allow you and those closest to you, to experience spiritual advancement and growth.