Pisces

Water Sign – The Fish – February 19 – March 20

The stoney Pisces fish is the most mature and psychic of the stoner Zodiac. This learned stoner is a wonderful additional to any smoke circle because of their high minded noble aspirations and empathetic sensitivity towards their fellow tokers.

Do you need information on cannabis strains? The stoner Pisces may be the one to ask. Their high degree of intellectualism ascends them to the top of the cannabis connoisseur ranks. Don’t bring any schwaggy buds around this particular stoner.

Stoner Pisces are great cannabis copilots for road trips and smoke spot adventures. These kind adaptable creatures are capable of deep conversations puff puff passing the joint, and fun loving joy hot boxing the rig.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Pisces, no matter what the past eleven months have held, you can look forward to a peaceful completion to 2021. It may not always feel like it when you’re in the moment, but as you look back on the year that was, you can be proud that you embraced all the highs, and overcame even the lowest lows, to become a wiser and stronger you!

Those who are fortunate to call you their partner-in-chronic will notice your elevated confidence, and your newfound groove. Especially when it comes to your interpersonal relationships, my easygoing Fish, you can expect good vibes to abound. 

Romantic prospects will get taken to the next level, and even platonic connections—those who you love, but are exclusively your four-twenty-friendly friends—will enjoy a period filled with good greens and great people. 

Even when everyone is thriving and vibing, lighting up and living the high life, it can be important to break away from the social smoke scene for time to relax, reflect, and toke alone. While refreshing and recharging your own cosmic spacesuit is important, this down time isn’t just for your own peace, stoner Pisces. You may have partners-in-chronic who need a break from all the hot-boxing, but who may not want to hurt feelings by passing on a smoke session. 

Read the room stoner Pisces. Be mindful of when everyone’s eyes are looking a little more red than usual, and when it might be time to call it a night.

But, don’t worry my slippery Fish.  Even if you don’t join the canna-crew for every chronicle, or you missed out on the last epic endo-excursion, there are sure to be many more ahead!

You really couldn’t ask for a greater ending to this year; or a better beginning to the next. The relationships you’ve nurtured over the past twelve months, and the connections you’ve cultivated, will lay the groundwork for limitless growth in 2022. 

As you welcome the New Year, keep your spirits high stoner Pisces, and keep your optimism even higher!

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

Take a deep breath stoner Pisces.  Hold it.  Hold it.  And exhale.  Breathe easy my stoner Fish. There is no need to rush through November. This autumn is all about kicking back and lighting up.  So go ahead, pack another bowl and allow yourself to really slow your roll. 

Of course you should continue finishing up the current tasks on your to-do list, but now is not the time to make big commitments or take on new projects. You’ve been moving at breakneck speed all year; so you should take full advantage of this more mellow pace to rest and relax as you groove through the final weeks of 2021.

Stoner Pisces, you might feel strange at first.  It can be awkward floating peacefully along the gentle cosmic currents, instead of rushing through rough rapids towards your final destination. Of course it’s good to keep your final destination in mind, but don’t forget to appreciate all of the little things along the way!  As you swim through the slow and steady streams this season with the sacred herb, be sure to puff and puff, but don’t let all the budding beauty pass you by.

Unfortunately, not all areas of life will be smooth sailing. When it comes to matters of the home, you will need to keep the peace pipe packed and close at hand. You, and many in the canna-fam are likely to need the calming cannabis influence early and often throughout the month. Don’t worry stoner Pisces, I’m not talking about relationship ending arguments or blazing battles, but the temperature and tensions in the home environment is likely to get a little high.

Be forewarned:  Clouded minds can cause miscommunications and confusion between even the closest of cannabis companions. A few stress leaving tokes from the peace pipe can help loosen underlying tensions, and alleviate prevailing agitations. 

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for conversation; a way to calm the spirits and mellow the mind. Let the healing vapors expand your minds and elevate your perspectives. You shouldn’t expect the sacred herb to be the remedy for ALL interpersonal ailments.  In addition to tokin’, it will take plenty of talkin’ to resolve everyone’s grievances. 

It may take a couple revolutions around the smoke circle to get everyone vibrating on the same wavelength my sweet stoner Pisces, but trust that when it comes to familial relations it’s always better to burn blunts than it is to burn bridges.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

My dear stoner Pisces, it is not by accident that you are considered the most kind and caring amongst the stoner Zodiac. It is your ability and willingness to take the time to listen unconditionally to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  And really get to know them, which earns you the title of ‘the sensitive one’.

Some might see this as a negative designation, but you are proof that being in touch, and in tune with your emotions can be a strength.  Not a weakness.  Some call you sensitive like it’s a bad thing. But, it is precisely because of your emotional literacy that you are better positioned to regroup, and rise above when calm cosmic currents turn into choppy swells.

Don’t let yourself be worn down by the repetition of the daily grind stoner Pisces. Stick to a healthy regiment of reflection and meditation with the expansive vapors of the sacred herb. 

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Toke time to light up and look inside stoner Pisces. Then, look ahead. 

With a newfound focus and the clarity of a ten-thousand foot vantage point, you will be able to see past perceived obstacles to the destination that lies ahead.  And with the assistance of your cannabis copilot, the path you will need to take to get there will illuminate within the burning bowl of manifestation.

Stoner Pisces, even though you may feel prepared for the increase of intense emotions this month, you should still keep your sacred medicinal stash jar well stocked. Because of the persistent flux that October promises to bring, you should seek out hybrid strains. These balanced buds will help you stick to the middle of the path.  Your hybrid  canna-guide will help you avoid being pulled back and forth between soaring highs and crashing lows. 

While self-reflection is crucial for growth, you should be mindful to not be overly critical of yourself during this season. Failure isn’t a flaw stoner Pisces; it is these hard-learned lessons that help you reach future milestones. 

It’s good to have goals, but don’t beat yourself up if you don’t get it right the first time. In other words, don’t take yourself too seriously. Setbacks are sure to happen, and sometimes roadblocks will cause you to take a detour. But, don’t fret my slippery Fish!   Sometimes your cosmic chronicles will lead you over open roads, and other times you will take a few wrong turns. Just stay calm, load the bong, and enjoy the journey.  And when detours do occur, breathe easy and remind yourself this:  Sometimes being forced to take the scenic route isn’t such a bad thing.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

For some stoner Pisces, September will mark the beginning of a new chapter in their smokey story; a time where the weather is cooling down, but the good vibes are heating up. For others, it could be a continuation of the same hazy, hard-to-handle happenings they have been dealing with in past months. 

But, it’s not up to the cosmos which path will be yours stoner Pisces.  It is your own recent actions, or inactions, that will decide what lies ahead.

Last month, did you light up and lean in stoner Pisces?  Finishing up those outstanding projects and the lingering tasks on your to-do list?  Did you toke time away to meditate, to break away from the cosmic chaos, and find your own calm within? 

Or, did you run away from your responsibilities?  Escape to your favorite smoke-filled oasis, hiding away from the wear and tear of the daily grind for a little longer than you had intended?

For those stoner Pisces who acknowledged the unsettled tides they were swimming in during the waning days of Summer; and made the necessary adjustments. September will be marked by smoke-filled days, and clear waters. The start of Fall will be nothing short of a happy, hazy time filled with good vibes, floating easily along the river of life.

Unfortunately my dear dank-loving Fish, if you didn’t invest in doing the groundwork in August, you can expect to spend more time picking through the weeds of life, than enjoying the bountiful harvest of a well-tended garden.

Just remember stoner Pisces:  The most difficult work is made lighter with more hands.  Even the biggest bowl is easier to burn through when more people are puffing. 

You don’t have to face the mysteries that lie ahead alone. Don’t be afraid to seek out the counsel, and company, of your partners-in-chronic when you need support.

Sometimes you will benefit by rounding up the stoner squad to roast a bowl, and reflect on where you’ve been.  And more importantly, where you want to go. Other times, all you need is your closest cannabis companion, a fresh stash of the sacred herb, and a weekend voyage to help free your mind, and refresh your cosmic spacesuit.

By the month’s end you should be able to breathe a little easier stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re on cloud nine, or you are lower than you’ve felt in a long while, remember that you don’t have to go at it alone. 

Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Pisces, although it’s peak Summer, not every day will be filled with fun in the sun. You may feel tempted at times to call out from work, and hit the open road in search of secluded smoke spots to toke a break from the daily grind. 

Unfortunately, you still have business to handle my slippery Fish.  Rent is still due, bills need to be paid, and when it comes to cannabis, you still have to buy it before you can burn it.

A persistent prescription of meditation and medical-grade green will be a critical part to the stoner Pisces’ routine throughout August. 

It might sound like a contradiction at first:  How can you be expected to sit still when there is so much to do? Remember that meditation is more than just sitting quietly by yourself in a hazy room. These moments spent with sacred sinsemilla are a time to reflect on what’s working, and what you want to change.

Stoner Pisces, the prospect of working the Summer away might sound daunting, and disheartening at first, but with diligence, and a little elevated thinking, you will be able to transform the dull into the doable; to remake the mundane into the manageable. 

Although you can’t always change what tasks get put on your to-do list, you CAN control how you approach getting them done. 

Sometimes cannabis is used as an escape stoner Pisces.  A launchpad to lift off, and leave behind reality for astral heights. But, it can also be a grounding influence.  A catalyst for rediscovering your center, and reigniting your inner light. 

Inhale the calming vapors of the sacred herb, and dive deep beneath your own chaotic currents stoner Pisces. Allow yourself time for the cosmic waves to calm. When you resurface, your spirit will be reenergized, your determination renewed, and you will be ready to finish the month on a high note.

Stoner Pisces, the goal during this Summer season is not just to survive, but to thrive! Allow your creative waves to flow through you, and channel them into whatever you endeavor, however meaningful or mundane the task may be. 

Trust in your sacred cannabis copilot to inspire you, and guide you through your interests.

Instead of running away from your to-do list stoner Pisces, face it head on. Remember my stoney fish:  Once you have finished the tasks you MUST get done, you will be free to pursue all the passion projects you WANT to get done.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Pisces, great buds do not happen by accident. It takes the right climate, inputs, and conditions to grow those dense, frosty nugs. Even the biggest plant in the garden started as a tiny seed that relied on the nutrients of the lowly soil. Some of your partners-in-chronic might see themselves as the dankest ones in the group, but remember stoner Pisces, it is your nurturing energy that creates the foundation necessary for them to flourish

While you may not always be the one who initiates the smoke sessions, you are the eternally empathetic friendly Fish.  The one who makes sure none of your cannabis companions get overlooked, or left out of the smoke circle. 

Stoner Pisces with your optimistic outlook, eager energy, and innovative insights, it’s no wonder your coworkers are eager to team up with you for the tough projects. You try to see the best in everyone, but this month you may need to take off any rose-colored glasses that may obscure your third eye vision.  

Look more skeptically at the motives of some of your peers.  Are your teammates there to make a difference and a positive impact, or to take credit for contributions they didn’t actually make?  Ah but also remember stoner Pisces, not everyone is out to slack off, and soak up the success from your hard work. 

Early in the month, toke time to meditate with the sacred herb.  Breathe deep in its perspective-expanding vapors, and allow it to awaken your third-eye sight. From this elevated vantage point, you will be able to better see who is trying to slide through by doing the bare minimum, and those who want to do more, and simply need your help to realize their higher potential.

My sweet stoner Fish, you would gladly share your last nug if it meant brightening someone else’s day. It’s not usually in your nature to worry about what you get in return for your kindness and kind buds.  But during the month you will be forced to face the question:  Would that terrestrial copilot perform the same duty?  

As hard as it might be to imagine, there are times when it’s okay to puff puff and to keep on puffing.  You don’t always have to pass it on.  While it is a nice gesture, sharing is not the only way to show you care, stoner Pisces.  Sometimes what you really need is to save some of that good ganja, and positive vibrations, for yourself. 

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Pisces, you are able to get along with almost everyone. Afterall, you are the kind and fun-loving Fish, ready to share a bowl, and your positive wavelengths, with all those who wade into your nearby waters. But not everyone will be attracted or impressed by your overflowing optimism. Don’t waste time worrying about a few crabby critics stoner Pisces. In the metaphorical bag of life, it won’t take you long to figure out which people are the sweet, stoney nugs that add flavor and feeling, and those who are like the sticks and stems that everyone would rather avoid. So don’t waste time trying to convince the skeptics. You’ve got big ideas, and an even bigger heart, share them both with those who will appreciate them most.

Stoner Pisces, as you move towards the Summer Solstice eagerly welcoming warmer days and clear blue skies, be mindful that the weather might not be the only thing that’s heating up. Tensions in the workplace are expected to hit record highs as hot tempers rise. Even you stoner Pisces, with your easy going approach to most situations and people, may find yourself in conflict with your peers. You can do your part to restore the peace by picking up the pipe, and putting down your grudges. But, sometimes it can take more than meditating with the sacred herb to shake off bad vibes. Seek out a four-twenty friendly mentor at work, or turn to a cannabis confidant for an outside perspective. Stoner Pisces, sometimes it takes filtering your feelings through someone else’s lens to better see how your own actions are contributing to the conflict; and thus, to realize your role in getting everyone grooving together again.

My friendly Fish, there’s comfort in finding like-minded cannabis comrades to spend time with, and share your special stash. Those you call your stoner fam; the ones you know it’s always safe for you to let your guard down around, and be your goofy, ganja-loving self. While it might be the things that you have in common which first brings you together, it is the diversity of ideas and personalities that helps grow lasting connections. Stoner Pisces, perhaps you and your cannabis companions endlessly argue over whether Indica or Sativa are better. Maybe you proclaim the superiority of organically grown outdoor buds, while they believe that high octane hydroponics is the only way to go.  However fun they are to debate, those are the things that don’t really matter. What matters most is that years from now, when you look back on this Summer, you remember all the good green, and the great people you smoked them with.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Pisces this month you find yourself in the heart of Spring, the quintessential season of transformation and growth. For you, it is also an ideal time for outside exploration, and inward examination. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Or, a better question is, what do you want to see? Stoner Pisces, your potential for growth and self-discovery will be limited only by your own imagination and willingness to follow your dreams. Self-care is more than just a feel good buzz word, it is the seed from which all other positivity sprouts. You are known for being attentive and considerate of others’ needs and feelings, but it’s hard to help others find their footing if you’re not first grooving yourself. There’s nothing wrong with stepping away from the smoke circle to pack a bowl for one, toke time alone to relax, find your center, and realize your own inner peace.  Then you can rejoin the group with enough good vibes to go around. 

While this will be an important and prosperous period for you stoner Pisces, try not to take yourself too seriously. In the workplace you have the chance to be equally constructive and creative. It’s okay to let your imaginative left brain take the lead, as long as you let your logical right brain take over when it’s time to implement plans into action. With this in mind, you should be a little more selective with your cannabis strains in May. Try to stick to a stimulating sensimilla; something that will stoke creative fires, and lift your spirit to higher levels of consciousness. If you’re overwhelmed with just how many different strains are available these days, simple classics like Super Sour Diesel or AK-47 are always a good choice. Although your nights will be hazy, you will start each day with a clear and refreshed mind, ready to tackle whatever the workday might bring!

Stoner Pisces, the skies are clear, the sun is shining, and the open road is calling your name. If you play your cards right, you will travel many miles on endo-excursions to destinations both near and far. The key to a successful road trip season is to make solid plans. Now is not the time to grab the pipe and go, but instead toke time to load up an inspired plan. Stoner Pisces, with good friends by your side, and kind buds in your pipe, you can be certain that the journey this Spring will always be as memorable as the destination. 

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Pisces, a slow burn is not always a bad thing. While it is true the cosmos has no epic episodes planned for you this month, the silver lining is that you also don’t have to worry about any chaotic or unexpected setbacks either. You can look at an uneventful April as boring, like you’re going nowhere fast, or you can embrace your inner chill, and enjoy the start of Spring as a peaceful rejuvenating period. My swift Fish, it’s up to you to decide if the stash jar is half empty or half full? Remember, it’s all a matter of perspective. It is understandable that you could get a little restless during this time, and feel like you need to mix things up. Just don’t be brash stoner Pisces. Any meaningful changes should be well considered and intentional. It’s better to pause, puff, and contemplate beforehand, rather than to rush ahead and regret later. Before you manifest, meditate! 

You know the grind never truly ends stoner Pisces. This month is no different; except you can expect greater returns simply by maintaining your usual diligent and consistent pace. However, don’t take this prospective come-up as a guarantee or a reason to slack off. The higher ups at the office will definitely notice decreased quality of work if you decide to cut corners. But, you can also impress them by burning through the daily tasks, and show them you’re ready for the next level. Increasing your earnings is not the only way to stack and save your green stoner Pisces. Instead of dining out, maybe try replicating your favorite restaurant eats at home; or start buying your cannabis an ounce or half ounce at a time versus those spendy little packages. Little things can make a big difference, and will add up over time. And with your additional savings, you won’t have to feel bad when you splurge, and treat yourself to those top shelf buds.

Stoner Pisces a garden doesn’t grow any faster if you’re watching it. So make your plans, then light one up, and relax. Let the seeds you plant now, bloom in their own time. If you’re really worried about not getting enough done, time recreating, and tokin’ it up with your cannabis companions, is always time well spent. A lowkey smoke session might not be the most exciting, but they can be meaningful. For now stoner Pisces, focus on the nearby:  Friends, family and spreading those good vibes. Before you know it, Summer will be in full swing, and your calendar filled with an abundance of stoney adventures.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Pisces March marks the official start of spring:  The season of rebirth, regrowth, and new beginnings. For some it is a welcomed time; one where they can reimagine themselves, shed old tendencies, and plant seeds for more healthy habits. But, not everyone will be as prepared as others for this time of transition and transformation. This month you should expect some of your closest cannabis companions who experience trouble to turn to you for calm and comfort. Don’t worry stoner Pisces, you aren’t expected to fix everything for everyone. While some people will seek advice and reassurance, others will benefit just by being in your presence. Even the simple act of sharing a bowl of the sacred herb, together in silence, can help to lift their spirits. 

Stoner Pisces, even though you are sharing your energy and optimism with those around you, you will be in no short supply of motivation and momentum to tackle your own to-do list. The cosmos has no surprises or chaos in store for you during this time, only sunshine and clear skies. Now is the time to plan more ambitious projects for the coming months. With the days growing longer, you will have more time to grind, and work on long term goals. Just be mindful of your work-life balance. Remember that you can do both my stoney Fish, smoke tough and still get stuff done. There’s nothing more satisfying than reaching the next milestone in the long journey toward greater success. Nothing of course, other than celebrating said achievements with your favorite herb and the canna crew.  Toke time to share celebratory bowls, reflecting on a job well done, and preparing for the next phase once the smoke clears. 

Stoner Pisces, maybe it’s because you are in your own zodiac season in March, but you can expect smooth swimming throughout the month. As long as you don’t make waves for yourself, you will be able to float along the cosmic river of life in peace, and with few obstacles. While you will be up for the task of being the sharing and caring one amongst your smoke circle, it will be important you don’t overlook your own self-care.  Even if it’s one night a week you set aside for solo smoke sessions – just you, your favorite pipe, and your top-shelf stash – make it happen. These meditative moments of peace and calm by yourself will keep your own spirit high, and ready to lift up others even higher. 

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Pisces, the month begins in the shadow of Mercury in retrograde. This means little things that would not normally get to you could feel like full fledged crisis. You may even find yourself becoming annoyed by your closest partners in chronic. Their quirks you usually find endearing, might cause you to tear out your hair. My stoner Fish, keep in mind your own emotional response to others as you move through February. If things do get tense between you and a cannabis companion, don’t be afraid to take a break. Grab your favorite piece, top shelf buds, and find a quiet place to toke alone. Solo smoke sessions are not just recommended, they will be required for this month stoner Pisces. It can be nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes you just need to spend time by yourself; to relax, recreate with the reefer, and reflect on what is really causing you grief. 

With all the confusion being magnified by peculiar planetary processes, it will take extra effort in the work sphere, and acute attention to detail to keep daily operations running smoothly. Stoner Pisces as long as you and the team keep lines of communication open and honest, you will be able to avoid misunderstandings and unnecessary setbacks. At work, put down the pipe. At least until you make it through to the last week of February, work should be a strictly smoke-free zone. A bowl or two at home in the evenings can help you unwind and process the events of the day. But, when you’re on the clock, you will need a fresh mind to troubleshoot unexpected issues, and the resolve to make sure the job gets done right.

Stoner Pisces the early days of the month might be overstimulated, filled with more intense emotions than even you are prepared for. But, keep calm and smoke on. By the middle of the month the cosmos will bring you renewed resolve and your emotions will return to more manageable levels. Don’t squander this windfall of creative energy. Moments spent alone, meditating with the sacred herb, can also be an opportunity to muse and let your imagination wander. Once you have rediscovered your cosmic groove, and you’re ready to rejoin the social smoke scene, your cannabis companions will be excited to see you, and all of your fresh, stoney creations.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Pisces instead of fireworks this New Year, you can expect January to start off at a slow and steady burn.  But this perfectly rolled joint will grow into a full blaze towards the month’s end. Take notes during the slow days, and plan for the busier conclusion.  Toke time in the first week to puff puff pause, and put together the final pieces of the 2020 puzzle.  Put last year in your rear view mirror because the days of 2021 promise the potential of higher levels of adventure and achievement. Invoke the inspiration of the sacred herb early and often stoner Pisces. With a little assistance from the sweet sensimilla, what at first feels like restless energy, will channel into productive and creative endeavors.

My stoner Fish, after the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, the entire canna-crew deserves time to relax and regroup.  If your coworkers are 420 friendly, schedule some off-the-clock extracurricular team building exercises. Perhaps a POT-luck is in order, or a marijuana movie marathon.  Create a safe space where everyone brings their favorite munchies, and shows up in their finest casual friday apparel. Getting to know your coworkers in a less formal setting can strengthen bonds, and offer an open forum for people to get feedback on the half-baked ideas they were too intimidated to share. What might start out as hazy concepts, may develop into blueprints ready to be implemented.

Stoner Pisces any lingering tensions or bad vibes amongst your smoke circle from 2020 will be easily remedied by the passing of the peace pipe. Most problems arise from miscommunication. If you toke-one-up and talk-it-out, you and your partners-in-chronic can rise above any confrontation. Once everyone is grooving to the same cosmic beat, you can all get back to your terrestrial travels in higher spirits. Remember stoner Pisces, you don’t always have to travel far for adventure. As long as you have that good ganja close, and great people closer, you will start your 2021 adventure in smokin style.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Pisces what’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the stoner Fish feeling free, and flying high! This December, the sky is not the limit, only the stars are. The universe has projected a smooth flight for the remainder of the year, and your journey will only be limited by your own ambition and imagination. You have been through a year full of starts, stops, setbacks, and hard won successes. Now it’s time to take a breather, light up some sticky sensimilla, and float across the 2020 finish line. Your high spirit and vibrant aura will have your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts saying, “I’ll have what they’re smokin.” And there is no need to keep it a secret.  Maybe you’ve found the best top shelf buds, or are just tuned into a feel-good cosmic frequency. Whatever is causing you to smile, be sure to puff, puff, and pass it on stoner Pisces. 

When it comes to work this month you have a singular mission: Get that green! Of course money isn’t everything, but you’ve worked hard to get where you are, and your compensation should grow to reflect your investment and effort. After all, how else do you keep the stash jar filled? Remember stoner Pisces, a fresh bowl of sacred herb in the evening, makes for a fresh mind in the morning. But, it is advised to keep the smoke sessions to time off the clock. Relaxing with fresh rolled refer can help you reflect on past successes and shortcomings. But, you want to be fully present when you use what you’ve learned to make meaningful progress in the workplace.  

Stoner Pisces no one who meets you this month will be able to resist your good cheer, and your sweet charm. It might have been dank aromas that first caught their third eye, but it is your spunk and positive energy that will cause them to stick around. It is your high spirit and lighthearted approach that will inspire and lift up your fellow cosmic travelers; but it is your determination, creativity, and clear-minded way of communicating which will keep your smoke circle expanding. Remember, those who toke together, grow together. So keep smokin stoner Pisces.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Pisces some look to the approaching rains with sadness and dismay, but for the stoner Fish November can be a refreshing and rejuvenating time.  It can be a time to clear the air, and reestablish focus on the things that really matter.  The smoky days of Summer are now long ago.  It has taken longer than expected to find your center, and return to a slower, more deliberate groove.  It’s time to return to the tried and true cannabis strains that you know will keep you grounded stoner Pisces.  Stick with classics like Northern Lights or Skywalker OG, and a good old fashioned Kush is never a bad idea.  Others may stray away from such relaxing effects, fearful of getting stuck on the couch; but now is the perfect time to stay inside and turn your attention inward.  Light one up, and reconnect with your higher self.

Stoner Pisces you might be looking toward more mellow movement overall, but work life will be the ever accelerating exception.  One of the perks of getting rid of some of the haze in the brain, is that you’ll be able to focus on the finer details, and tackle more ambitious projects in the work sphere.  With your optimism and imaginative approaches, you will overcome lingering obstacles, and help the whole team reach elevated levels of achievement.  However great your growth and however high you rise, don’t lose sight of your roots stoner Pisces.  Even when you are making significant advancements in your career, don’t forget all those who helped nourish you along the way.

Please remember my shiny stoner Fish, sometimes the best way to help others is to help yourself.  Outsiders might see you meditating and medicating and wonder:  What are you getting done?  Don’t worry about the naysayers.  Those in your inner smoke circle will notice your radiance from the efforts you’ve invested in finding your own peace.  And, it’s contagious stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re sharing some of your secret stash or a simple smile, this month you will be reminded how quickly the good vibes can spread.  But be forewarned:  While the energy and mood of you and the ganja gang will be elevated during this season, remember that they are not endless.  Sometimes you will need to press pause, smoke a bowl, and let the world know you’ll get back to the grind in the morning.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

Fall is fully upon us stoner Pisces.  It will be important for you to embrace the new season with a clear mind, at least for the early days of the month.  For some this may mean smoking less.  For others it means keeping their bowls freshly packed, and stash jars filled to the top.  Whether or not you decide to invoke the sacred herb, you should set aside specific time for consistent meditative sessions.  You may have gotten to spend Summer wandering the cosmos, following the celestial currents to wherever they flowed.  However, this Autumn you will come to a crossroad where you will have to decide the path you will pursue.  Relax stoner Pisces, there is no wrong answer.  The plus side is this:  In this choose-your-own-adventure, you can bring along your cannabis companions.  While you might be leading the group, you can breathe a little easier knowing you will have help no matter where you decide to go.

Stoner Pisces the workplace will be a mixed bag this month.  It will be like obtaining that grade-A bag of buds, but still needing to pluck the occasional stem.  You have big ideas, and even bigger determination to manifest results!  Your ability to achieve them will only be limited by your ability to imagine, and how much you listen to your critics.  Most of your coworkers will be down to take up the torch with you, and put in the work needed to manifest results.  But, there will always be naysayers stoner Pisces.  Once again, it will be your choice to make.  You can waste energy on others’ negative opinions, or you can keep your focus on the mission, and get the job done.  While you may have slowed your roll during the first week of October, by mid month you will once again be blazing trails, and making upward progress in your career.

Stoner Pisces sometimes it’s okay to keep the smoke circle small, and this month it is even recommended.  Your high spirits are infectious, and it’s yours to spread how you wish.  While it can be exciting to meet new fellow endo-enthusiasts, you also run the risk of feeling the need to impress.  You already have plenty of partners-in-chronic who love you for you; despite, or because of, all your stoney quirks.  By spending more time with those you know best, you know every moment and bowl shared, is time well spent.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Pisces this September you may find yourself asking the age old question:  Should I stay, or should I go?  You’ve spent most of the summer with your head in the clouds, floating lazily and aimlessly along wherever the cosmic currents would take you.  Now, as we transition to cooler days, you might find yourself faced with a difficult conundrum.  Should you embark on one more endo-excursion before the Fall chill sets in, or postpone your chronic-inspired chronicles, and get back to the daily grind.  Before you make your final decision, toke time with the sacred herb, and bring your center back to ground level stoner Pisces.  Use a medicated meditative solo smoke session early in the month to reflect on where you’ve been, and look forward to where you want to go.  If you pause, puff, and plan, you may realize you can do both stoner Pisces.  Both lift your spirits with one more outdoor adventure, and still get everything done on your to-do list!

Stoner Pisces in the work sphere, sincerity will be the secret ingredient to cooking up success this month.  There is no room for a “fake it ‘til you make it” attitude if you really want to get the job done.  If you are not fully on board with a particular project, enlist the help from coworkers who can keep the ball rolling, and see the task done to completion.  While sometimes it’s nice to fly solo, often it’s more enjoyable to pack a bowl for two.  The same applies to the more daunting obstacles at work.  You may be able to burn through the tough stuff on your own, but it will be much easier with a little help from your peers.  

Stoner Pisces, sharing the load will come into play with matters of the heart as well.  Share because you truly care, not because you feel like you have to.  Whether it is your extra-special stash, or simply your time, you don’t have to invite every stoner Zodiac to be a part of your inner smoke circle.  Being the ever caring stoner Fish, it may feel strange to pass on the company of fellow tokin’ terrestrials, but remember being selective is not the same as being stingy.  You will know you are with the right people, your people, by finding those who are attracted to the light you emit, not by the endo you are lighting up.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Pisces you are used to taking care of other stoner star signs, and willing to do what is necessary to soothe their spirits.  But, what do YOU need this month?  What are YOU  passionate about stoner Pisces?  At the beginning of the month, you may feel like a fish out of water with all of your fellow cannabis companions noticing your shimmering aura.  Don’t let it go to your head, but embrace the attention and the ensuing compliments.  You will always be the friend with the good green, ready and waiting to share with those in need; just remember that it’s okay to be the one who picks out the munchies, and who gets to decide where the canna-crew goes on your next endo-excursion.  Once you settle into this new found place at the center of the stage, you will discover that all those quirks you thought too strange to share, are exactly what attracted those to your smokey orbit in the first place.  

August is not the time to swim against the current stoner Pisces.  Don’t waste energy trying to swim upstream, instead focus on navigating the rapids so you reach your goal with the least resistance.  Toke time to mediate with the sacred herb to draw out your strengths.  Put full effort into excelling in those areas.  It may seem like your contributions are small, but trust that they will have a big impact.  Aim for the efficient, not the elaborate; by narrowing your focus, you are sure to get greater returns on your energy investment.  

Summer is not lost on you stoner Pisces.  Whether you adventure alone or with a partner-in-chronic, the great outdoors is calling, and the air is not the only thing buzzing.  Wherever you wander, the sweet scent of sensimilla will be the soundtrack to all your terrestrial travels.  While you are certain to encounter others cruising on their own cosmic mission, remember the path you take is your own.  Stoner Pisces you can welcome the company of new cannabis companions, and the possibility of the dankest detours, or you can decide to float along following the stoney orbit you charted toward your own higher destination.  Your Summer endo excursion is a choose-your-own adventure of the highest calling.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Pisces you may not always get what you want, but you can always strive to be what you want. Oftentimes we associate Spring as being the season of transformation, but by the end of July, even your closest cannabis companions may not recognize you.  You should approach this period like a mystery bag of the sacred herb.  You can make it smoke better if you pick out the stems.  But at some point, if you find too many seeds and sticks, you might as well throw out the whole stash and start fresh.  Stoner Pisces this doesn’t mean you should do everything differently from how you are doing it now.  Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month.  Mellow the mind, and turn your third eye vision to the future you.  Remember, if you can envision it, you can become it.

This month your frequent meditations and persistent smoke sessions will help you identify and refine your talents.  Instead of fretting over your shortcomings my swift stoner Fish, focus on your strengths.  Use them to the fullest to advance the bottom line, and your position within the company.  Ignore any funny looks you may get in the workplace.  Some might call your methods unconventional, but your closest coworkers know that you get results!  Your ability to collaborate with your peers will be the most significant factor in determining whether the big projects are successful, or you have to start back at the drawing board.  So keep the peace pipe packed, and lines of communication open.  Fresh bowls and candid conversations will keep the ideas flowing, and the company growing.

Not everyone will appreciate your quirky qualities stoner Pisces.  But, don’t worry about them.  There are plenty of your fellow cannabis connoisseurs who you will attract into your eccentric and endearing orbit.  Whether you are looking for your one-and-only cannabis companion, or a platonic partner-in-chronic, the summer is budding with people who are more than happy to puff puff and pass the time with you.  So set your sights high this summer stoner Pisces.  Grab a friend and your favorite pipe.  Make the journey to your favorite smoke spot.  Once you arrive, pack an extra-sticky bowl for two.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Pisces you will likely enter the month feeling like you’re at the ash end of a bowl.  But, remember, you can always pack another!  Although May has left you feeling like you’re running low, during June, you are certain to re-up.  The goal during this period will be the slow, but ever-so-steady burn.  What might start out as a small ember of excitement for the approaching Summer, and all it brings, will quickly turn into a full blown blaze.  But again, pace yourself stoner Pisces.  You will enter the Summer months, not in a dazed and confused state, but feeling yourself, and flowing steadily along your own cosmic steam.  Give yourself permission to float along this lazy river, as long as you remain moving forward toward progress.  Don’t let yourself be bogged down by those who think you are slacking; you’re taking the scenic route, and they should hope to follow your path.  

Work life will commence at a somewhat different pace.  Stoner Pisces not everyone is going to take your go get’em attitude in stride.  So, it will be best to find like minded, equally ambitious, and bold personalities, to team up.  You know what works, and have a good idea of what will find success.  There will always be those who see your creative approaches as incompatible to getting the job done.  But, they will be the ones left behind, while the rest of the team rises to the next level.  To keep the momentum moving upward, it may be helpful to seek a little external stimuli:  A little sacred herbal inspiration.  If you are not already a self-proclaimed herbal aficionado, don’t be afraid to do your research.  Seek out strains which are known to uplift, and enhance creative exploration.

Stoner Pisces when it comes to friends, family, and current or potential cannabis companions, you can breathe easy once again.  This doesn’t mean you should take these relationships lightly.  But, as long as you toke time to meditate, and reflect upon what you want for yourself, you will be ready to articulate those needs to others.  With two-way lines of communication open, those closest in your smoke circle will be able to expect the same.  Take it easy and toke it easy, stoner Pisces.  Summer is here for you, and so is the canna-crew, ever ready to roll together.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Pisces those perfect, frosty nugs do not happen by accident. To produce those extra kind cannabis buds, it takes diligent work and a thorough eye.  The same applies to your interactions with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts.  Results are in your hands stoner Pisces.  You have in your control the ability to heal or hold back.  During this season of growth, remember to use your powers for the better.  This applies not only to your influence upon others, but in your own efforts of self betterment.  Early and often this month, settle into your sacred smoke spots, and spark up.  Those around you will be expecting you to bring your A-game, and you will not disappoint.  On the journey this month, be mindful:  Obstacles will occur; but with proper preparation you will be ready, and more than able, to burn through anything that stands in your way.  

Regarding the workplace, you need to think outside of the box.   The sacred herb will help in this creative endeavor.  While it is not always a good idea to toke when on the clock, your extracurricular endo-excursions during your down time will prove to have significant payoffs in the office.  Be sure to write down your ideas when you are on a sacred journey stoner Pisces; otherwise you might lose out on potentially beneficial herbally inspired insights.  Remember great success happens one step at a time.  Even the most ambitious endeavors should be broken down into smaller, more manageable tasks.  This way, you will be able to check off your to-do list steadily, and be more succinct in your time management.

Stoner Pisces, you often put others’ feelings before your own.  This month, you do not have to choose between your happiness or that of others, you can achieve both.  Focus your third-eye sight inward, first and foremost.  If you are happy with what you see, then those around you are sure to notice as well.  This is something to celebrate stoner Pisces.  Gather the canna-crew and light one up!  Together you can welcome the good times, and warmer weather.  Even when things are looking up, it’s never going to hurt to take it to a higher level.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Pisces hindsight will always be 20/20.  This is why the early days of April should be spent invoking the clarity of your third eye sight.  Sacred herbal meditations early on will help you work through the chaos of recent months, and better identify solutions before problems become more difficult to manage.  In other words, stoner Pisces, slow your roll. This doesn’t mean find the nearest couch and bunker down; rather, it means before you make your next move, puff out a plan.  Be deliberate in your actions, proactive, not reactive. This may come in the form of private meditative smoke sessions, or sharing a bowl with your closest cannabis confidante. Whatever your preferred method of medicating, do so often, and with purpose in the first half of the month.  You can’t prevent whatever the future holds, but you can prepare for it.

Stoner Pisces when it comes to work, keep the focus on the results, not the recognition.  As long as you stick to the grind, you can be sure that your peers and higher ups will notice your irreplaceable contributions.  A little patience and a lot of persistence will produce measurable progress, so stick with it. The best advice for advancement in the workplace is simple:  Team up! Two brains, especially two herbally-infused minds, will always be better than one. But, whether or not you get to toke with your coworkers, the additional creative energy is sure to make even the most daunting to-dos more easily managed.  Even if progress is slow coming, know that is assured. Plant the seeds of prosperity early, tend to them regularly, and success is eventually certain.

Spring is upon us stoner Pisces, and so is the season of regrowth and rejuvenation.  If you have been feeling the need to re-imagine your aesthetics, now is the time to make the move.  If these words speak to you, make sure you do it for you, not simply to entice others. Work on you, for yourself.

Single and partnered stoner Pisces alike are heading into a period of great romance. Even during the toughest times, there is friendship and kindness to be shared.  People come and go, but partners-in-chronic are in it for the long haul. Keep those sticky greens close, and the smoke circle closer. Remember, there is little that cannot be overcome with a little herbal inspiration, and of course, a little help from our friends.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Pisces in the wise words of the ever eternal band, the original sound sherpas themselves, The Beatles, “All You Need is Love.”  In March this love must start with you stoner Pisces. Known for their acute emotional perceptiveness, the moon child stoner zodiac will be called upon to use their sensitive superpowers to spread good vibes all around. Along with kindness, the stoner Pisces will have a great opportunity to share sacred herbal secrets with their ever expanding smoke circle. Have you discovered a go-to cannabis strain to lift the spirits stoner Pisces?  If so, don’t keep it a secret! And of course, you can always puff puff pass those sticky classics like White Widow or the ever pungent Sour Diesel.

As mentioned, love is in the air.  This could be romantic, platonic, or love of self stoner Pisces.  This does not mean there will be no critics or those who envy your elated disposition.  But, do not waste precious energy entertaining or indulging the naysayers, especially when it comes to efforts on the clock.  You have a job to do! You can’t control others’ jealousy or critical comments, but you can make sure you are focused on the mission at hand, and do your part to avoid unnecessary confrontation with coworkers.  Even if there is tension in the air, you can breathe easy knowing that the workday will end, and soon enough you can light one up, and rise above.

One place you will find solace and resounding peace is the homefront.  Alone time, or that spent with your closest cannabis companions should be spent recharging the mental batteries.  Align your chakras, balance your Chi, or awaken your third eye sight. Whichever term you prefer, marijuana meditations should be a part of your weekly March rituals.  This will be crucial to future success stoner Pisces. It has been a long, daunting winter season, but Spring will soon be here. Relax, refresh, and roast one up! You may have hunkered down during cold cloudy days enjoying your bowls from the comfort of your couch, but all that is about to shift into a higher gear. The days are growing longer, and the promise of cosmic adventures are on the horizon.  Ready your cosmic space suit stoner Pisces, and prepare for takeoff.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Pisces February will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure story.  After the tsunami of influence that came in January, this time period will proceed more under your time-frame and speed.  The January storm has passed, and the heavens have opened to shine influence of self determination. So pack your bowl with some inspirational green, there is nothing holding you back this month. 

Be forewarned stoner Pisces:  Complacency and couchlock is the enemy during this period of inspired progress.  Avoid any cannabis strains that encourage sedation. Seek the sacred strains that inspire clarity, creativity, and a lifted spirit.  You must marry action with inspiration this month to be the change, and enact change around you. Another reason to avoid the cloudy haze of deep Indica strains is the likelihood of sudden surprises that will come in the final winter month.  These little pop-up surprises won’t be dangerous, but could throw you off balance. However, with your diligent third eye engagement, coupled with cosmic support, you will safely navigate through any surprising situations.

Let’s think of February as a magic creation box for career advancement.  As you flex your powers of influence on the terrestrial plane, be sure to cast a positive third eye towards your future economic station.  Wait, what’s a magic creation box? It is another concept similar to a medicated meditative smoke session. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the mind to positive thoughts focused on your dreams.  By envisioning these big dreams with positive intent, you cast a manifestation spell out into the universe. Dreams don’t just come true, they are the result of progressive work. And it all starts with positive intent and confidence in ideas.

Influential exertion in February will also encompass your cannabis companions.  You will find that you have the ability, and cosmic support, to put a spark into the smoke circle.  Whether it be living room adventures with shared bowls, or smoke spot hunting out on the terrestrial plane, this is the month you will create the canna-fam events that make you happy.  Enjoy making your mark on February stoner Pisces.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Pisces cosmic influences in January will be a continuation of December, but instead of subtle nudges, the universal influence will rush in like a tsunami.  Whoa right?!? Will this tsunami be a tidal wave of positivity or invulnerable obstacles? As with life, the answer to this quandary depends on your perspective and progressional position.

Change was in the air in December, or at least whispers of change.  Both workplace and personal spheres were affected by the cosmic influence.  But this change was more of a suggestion from the universe. It was up to your own impetus and analysis.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb stoner Pisces, and seek the nerve soothing solace of our favorite plant.  This theme of change will continue in the first month of 2020, but instead of personal choice and analysis, this change will come without regard for preparation or timing.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see that these moments in life are often beyond our control. Some could see negativity in moments of positivity, and visa versa.  It all comes down to your perspective, and outlook.

Early in the month, toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Contemplate where your happy place lies. Whether this be a song, a place, or a fat nug of your favorite cannabis strain, acknowledge this happy space for future use.  If “change” comes in unexpected ways, you can retreat to your happy space. Often, when we are shocked by unexpected events, it is hard to see through the confusing smoke clouds.  This happy space you have prepared will give you time to seek a higher vantage point for clear reactions.  Sudden change can be difficult, but often from a positive perspective it can be seen as a necessary catalyst for progress.

With the assistance of the sacred herb, and a prepared safe space, you should be able to ride any high tide that flows through your sphere of influence.  Remember stoner Pisces, you can’t fight the power of a tsunami, but you can use it to your advantage. Think of what beauty and positivity can be built with a blank canvas.  Perhaps the “change” of January will create this wonderful opportunity for you, and stressful moments will become blessings from new perspectives.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Pisces looking back on the year, there were plenty of highs, and perhaps more lows than you would have liked.  If you are honest with yourself my lovely Fish, maybe you can’t seem to shake the feeling of stagnation. Not a loss, but maybe not the progress you hoped to see. Do not dismay; sometimes seeds take longer to sprout, and others even longer to blossom.  Use this moment as an opportunity to prepare yourself for the time when you will finally see your garden in full bloom.

You’ve been working hard stoner Pisces, so don’t get down on yourself.  You’re hustle has not been the problem, as you can be confident you have been grinding day in and day out.  But, when it comes to work, you may find yourself wondering if your wandering on the right path. Toke time meditating and evaluating if where you are is where you want to be.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for analysis, not as an escape. Sometimes you need to rise above, and shift the vantage point, in order to see the bigger picture. 

From the ten thousand foot view, you may discover it’s time to mix it up.  This doesn’t mean you should up and quit your job! Before you make a move, make a plan.  After some meditation with the insight inspiring sacred herb, you may discover you have found your calling in your current job.  It may actually be something you would be happy doing for the rest of your working days. Don’t be afraid to ask a trusted cannabis confidante for advice.  Or, if you are looking to get to the next level in your job, ask a higher up to be your mentor. You can expect support from the cosmos this month, giving a push to your positive plan.  With helping hands from your best buds, and blessings from the stars, you have all the tools you need to soar to greater occupational heights.

Both partnered and single stoner Pisces are likely to experience revelations regarding their relationships.  This means deepening platonic bonds, and perhaps taking the relationship to the next level. But, even then, there is no harm in taking a little time, or needing space for yourself.  Toke time for solo smoke sessions and ‘doing you’. Whether it’s burning a bowl, or spending time working on a passion project, a healthy balance of socializing, and seeking solace in solitary activities, will be crucial to maintaining a peaceful equilibrium and upward momentum.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

The planetary influence of November will be more like a planetary support system. Breathe deep stoner Pisces, inhale the sacred herb, and trust the current planetary alignment has your back. Of course you cannot behave with impunity, but the cosmos will add a protective influence to all creative endeavors.

There are so many ways to birth creative energy on our terrestrial plane. The stoner Pisces may not have always felt supported in their creative ideas or creations, but this all changes in the final Fall month. Embrace the sacred herb; not only as a catalyst for creativity, but as a bridge to internal self confidence. Toke time for a solo medicated smoke session to meditate on aspects and attitudes in the past that have held your creative juices back. Now is the time to dismiss the negative naysayers, and embrace internal self confidence. With this medicated meditative smoke session, you may even discover the negative naysayer holding you back was yourself all along. Now is the time to feed and release internal intuition, and execute those hair-brained ideas.

Universal support will also be found in the workplace stoner Pisces. Once again, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will assist self confidence, and encourage self motivation to take on more than you have in the past. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: These workplace opportunities may not come with an immediate tangible benefit. Use your herbally enhanced keen third eye to see past the need for immediate gratification. Becoming an invaluable member of the team is the reward and benefit in itself. Invaluable is synonymous with irreplaceable in this vision, and it is a worthy goal.

Finally stoner Pisces, this influential cosmic lubricant present in November will also affect the personal realm. The same foundations of confidence, built through sacred meditations, that will assist in creative projects and workplace merit, will also attract positivity within the sphere of love. Partnered Pisces can expect big decisions and continuity from their relationship. Single Pisces must use their keen third eye to spot shifting affection from cannabis acquaintances. But this newfound confidence is more than an opportunistic fun grab; perhaps the true love found in November will be with yourself. Confidence in self is love of self.

What a month stoner Pisces. May the good graces of ganja be with you.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

The stoner Pisces can expect a period of peace and great personal prosperity in October. This season will be marked by mellow moods, and a steady flow of positive emanations. Events created by yourself will be minimal, but the stoner Pisces can draw excitement and adventure from the rest of the canna-crew. While you will have to rely on the stoner fam to lead the way to the most remote and memorable smoke spots, they know the stoner Fish will always come through with the nicest nugs.

Amidst the daily grind and eternal hustle, don’t forget to carve out time for medicated sacred sedation. Toke time to contemplate the connection between your internal self and the terrestrial world around you. Focusing on this internal drive will convey your intentions and desires to the universe. External stimuli can flood the senses, and at times cause even the best intentions to get lost in translation. When this happens, listen to the voice within. The sacred herb may cloud the room, but it can also clear the mind. Don’t be afraid to sneak away and enjoy a bowl for one. These meditative moments can be the remedy needed to tune out the static so the signal comes through loud and clear.

While energy this month will be elevated, the stoner Pisces cannot expect to live every moment on cloud nine. Unleash poor or depressed moods with creative outlets. Light up a little herbal inspiration. Inhale that sweet smoke and exhale better vibes. Perhaps finally start that art project you’ve been musing for months. Maybe you’re feeling ambitious, and you make your own Halloween decorations, or costume! Get baked and paint the world with your bright colors stoner Pisces. October is the perfect season to let the spooky, dark internal dialogue out.

Introspection and self evaluation will have noticeable benefits when you’re on the clock. While workplace chatter is necessary to team building, too much social distraction can have negative effects on productivity. It will be up to the stoner Pisces to find the proper balance between contributing to the conversation, or getting caught in pointless water-cooler talk. Those stoner Pisces who are fortunate to work with fellow water signs will have an extra leg up in the workplace. Stoner Scorpio and stoner Cancer will be excellent cannabis comrades this month; there will be an easy and steady flow of contemplative, and creative energy that will result in next-level accomplishments for everyone involved.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

The planets in September have aligned for great impact on most of the stoner star signs. But not the stoner Pisces. With no negative or positive universal impact in September, the stoner Fish will be able to swim through the stream of life under their own power with no help or hindrance from the cosmic current.

Relax, breathe, and inhale the sacred herb for guidance and connectivity to your inner self. There is no specific herbal strain prescription for September. However, you should stock your stash jar with multiple varieties of sacred strains. Think of your stash jar as a cosmic tool kit. The right tool is needed for specific tasks throughout the month. Hard work and a diligent attitude will be necessary during the first Fall month. Equally counter to the economic grind, will be periods of rest and recuperation. Hence, Sacred Sativa strains will help with focus and inspiration; whereas sacred Indica strains will assist in personal moments of deep thought and restful repair.

Time within the smoke circle is important to connect with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The smoke circle of life is connected by each person, puff puff passing to the left. Be cautious around the dreaded “camper” stoner Pisces. For the most part September will be a coordinated puff puff pass with your canna-crew, but there will be cannabis companions that need more of you than you ask of them. There may be a time when they camp on the bowl, and unleash their problems in your direction. You must remain balanced in the cordial cannabis connection with your smoke circle acquaintances. Do not lift the heavy burden of others. As you swim through the river of life, don’t get hooked by the negative bait!

Self care will be an important aspect to this period. However, don’t get self care confused with large expenditures. There are plenty of blissful relaxed excursions that don’t require monetary coin. Each person has their own way of finding connectivity with their internal guide. Seek out these moments to maintain a positive alignment. Whether you steal yourself away from the world with a home crafted hot yoga session, or you hunt on a hike for that rare smoke spot with a special canna-buddy, toke time for self in-between the diligent work marathons.

Didn’t you know stoner Pisces? September is the new fourth month of summer! Happy toking!

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Pisces events during the last month of summer can be as wild as you want them to be. In other words, you and the cannabis crew will be straight fire! This cosmic influence could not be timed better. Internal emotions and a focused mindset will align with purpose. Strong terrestrial energy flowing like a rapid river current. However chaotic, wild, and fun things get, you will be in control. Pack a fresh bowl, kick back in the tube of life, and let the cosmic river of fate take you where you need to go.

The waters of life run deep stoner Pisces, and so will your thoughts. August will be a month full of introspective marijuana musings and smoke circle analytics. How do you fit into the wider terrestrial world around you? How does your smoke circle fit within the bigger picture of long-term life goals? The good news is you don’t have to figure it out immediately, and you will have all your partners-in-chronic to toke the contemplative trip with you.

This endo-excursion into your inner workings should not be seen as a depressing task. Instead, it should be viewed as an optimistic, deep dive of discovery. You are not simply looking for a way to cope or dwell on problems. You are exploring every crevice of what it is that keeps you curious, and what around you fills you with inspiration. Overall, this should be a pot-filled positive adventure. One filled with multiple self-revelations, and certainly many smoke spot stops along the way.

Be forewarned stoner Pisces: Contemplative moods may distract from the day-to-day tasks of the workplace. To be safeguarded from hazy minded forgetfulness, create and work from a to-do list! You may not accomplish everything on your list, but you will know where you stand.

Avoid dramatic interactions with coworkers. Unnecessary drama at work could ruin your personal dance party. A delicate balance is required with coworkers. Collaboration will be the key toward progress. A positive work experience will flow over to positive interpersonal relationships. The stoner Pisces should come out of August ready for the next period, as long as they keep interactions with coworkers and their cannabis cohorts on the up and up.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Pisces the easy-going summer continues from June into July. Let’s look at this protracted cosmic influence as a celestial lubricant allowing the stoner Pisces to slide into whatever adventure they want to manifest. Positive cosmic winds support a sort of choose-your-own-adventure in the second summer month.

Soak up the sun stoner Pisces! Solar rays will bring a kick of energy, like you’ve installed solar panels on your head. This solar kick will be the catalyst to achievement, determination, and creativity required to forge your own path. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: Too much time soaking up those solar rays will leave your cosmic space suit depleted. Care and attention must be paid on internal requirements as well as terrestrial adventures. Do it all! Get out and enjoy smokey adventures under the summer sun, and then kick back with a nap. Play hard with cannabis companions and rest well. Wash, rinse, repeat.

During this all-you-can-eat adventure buffet of July, be forewarned: Anything you want does not include close interpersonal relationships. If your energy starts to overwhelm cannabis companions, tone it down, and think it out. Puff puff pass on demands of others. Thoughtful self control will come in handy. The energetic boost in July could give you solar super powers. Use them for good stoner Pisces. At work, you could become the MVP of the team. Within your smoke circle you could become the partner-in-chronic everybody relies on.

Within the work sphere, opportunity for advancement will present itself this month. However, this month’s largest opportunity in the work sphere comes from within. An honest assessment of your occupation could lead to positive change in the future. Toke time for a solo smoke session to contemplate how your work fits into your desired life path. Change may not come directly from this meditative exercise, but this important task could be the first step toward positive change in future periods. Puff puff plot the path.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Pisces you will handle business in June! At first, you may feel like kicking back, lighting one up, and turning on the cruise control. While the prospect of coasting through the summer months might sound enticing, where’s the fun in that? The month of June should bring a stable period for love and romance. Whether you are in the mood to stay inside with your favorite Indica strain and munchies, or you are inspired to snag your stoney snacks and set out into the great unknown with a sweet sativa, find your own special smoke spot stoner Pisces, and bask in your bliss.

Cosmic support won’t allow any grand tragedy or triumphs in the love sphere; so while unnecessary risk taking is not advisable, be confident in the choices you pursue. You may pass on particular romantic opportunities because you are focusing on your business or side hustle. And, that’s okay. Before you can help others grow, you must make sure your own roots are planted in firm soil. There will be more opportunities in coming times, and new and unexpected cannabis companions may surprise you. The setting of social smoke sessions will introduce new stoney friends, and will deepen existing bonds with your current cannabis cohorts.

Stoner Pisces you can take a less aggressive approach in the financial realm. While you should avoid being reckless this month, you will feel less stress about your monetary green, and spend more time relaxing while roasting your recreational greens. It’s not quite that you won the lottery stoner Pisces, but let’s just say you’ve pulled a pretty solid Monopoly card. As Chance has it, you should be expecting some unexpected winnings. Do not count these bountiful blessings when planning your regular finances, but be on the lookout for those extra frosty nuggets of good fortune.

You may expect a fairly easy going time in the work and financial realms, but now is a good time for investment. This means different things for different stoner Pisces, but there will be cosmic support for investment itself. Perhaps that cannabis inspired great idea may become a new revenue stream. Perhaps you inspire a fellow cannabis companion to pursue their next grand endeavor. What is certain is networking will procure new allies to help you with the conundrums of life, the universe, and everything. So, be sure to pack a bowl for two. A bowl shared and pleasant conversation will lead to the ah-ha moment you need to progress.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Pisces you are compassionate, artistic, and gentle. You have wisdom to share with all of those who are fortunate to intersect your path. While ‘gentle’ may not be an attribute traditionally associated with those of a leader, this will be precisely the roll you will inhabit this month. An unusual planetary alignment will coax leadership skills out of the stoner Pisces. This May, you will hit the ground running, and still be able to run the grounds hitting your favorite greens. It is advised, however, to have a specific plan before you leap into action. Trust your intuition. The cosmos has your back! With the help of the calming cannabinoid confidant, you can turn fear into fierceness, and anxiety into action.

In the workplace it is certainly okay to be a bud-loving buddy, a friend of the sacred herb. But, ultimately belief in oneself will be the key to progress during the month of May. There is no new magic wand you will wield. Rather, prompt attention and efficient movements will see you through to crossing the finish line tape of success. Regardless of whether or not you are the de-facto leader of projects, know that your input will be heard and appreciated by all of your peers in the workplace. During tense moments, or when the group is up against a deadline, will be the time when the stoner Pisces will shine the brightest. You have no need to pretend to be a know-it-all, but your know-how will be an indispensable contribution to the group. Be sure to let the greens blaze freely at home. Let your inner light burn brightly in the professional setting. You will accomplish it all stoner Pisces.

There is a cosmic kick to this unusual period. With a newly exhibited confidence, and a new way of looking at opportunities, problems, and obstacles, this period is perfect for habitual discovery. Break out of old patterns! The universe supports you! Travel down paths usually avoided or ignored. Self reliance and tenacity is a must! Puff, puff, pass the good vibes stoner Pisces. These new paths will lead to magical and meaningful manifestations with your fellow terrestrial travelers. Whether you are sharing a freshly ground bowl of the green Earth’s finest, or sharing in the trials of life, the universe, and everything, your good will and kind heart is sure to ripple into the farthest reaches of the galaxies.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Do you feel that stoner Pisces? That’s the Spring sun shining rays of positivity down on you in April. However, care and attention must be given to all aspects of life to reap the rewards of this cosmic blessing. Keep your eyes on the road for shifting driving conditions! Unexpected obstacles are sure to pop up during April. Often I may give advice on strains or meditative themes to start the month off right. The second Spring month of 2019 should start with a sober outlook stoner Pisces. Call it a tolerance break if you like. Up until the full moon of the 19th, life will be best viewed with clear eyes.

Why? Changes or even surprises will be likely in the beginning stages of April. Do not fret my beautiful fishy friend. These changes or surprises will likely be of a positive nature. However, you will need your eyes on the road instead of lifting your head in the clouds. These changes or surprises can come in both the personal and work spheres. But with clear eyes and true intentions you will be more than capable of tackling all that you encounter. With confidence and sober driving, you will progress down the path of positive progression.

You can do it stoner Pisces. The sacred herb was there for you yesterday, and will be there for you tomorrow. Once the full moon of the 19th has passed, all kushy relations with your favorite papers, pipe, or pen may commence once again. The final third of the month should bring great rewards for the careful stewardship you completed in the 19 days. Share the bud and the positivity with your smoke circle. Your positive vibes will be contagious, and affect all of your bud loving buddies. By the end of the month you will be basking in the glow of the warm cosmic vibes.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Pisces the winds of change are coming. The cosmos will gift unexpected and out of your control change in March. It would be prudent to embark on a journey with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this meditative smoke session not only to release stress, but also to contemplate the self within. You must trust yourself during this period of time. Confidence and flexibility are essential to embrace the changes that are further on down the road.

You may not understand the rhyme or reason for this season of change, but with a positive and active approach, you can navigate these obscured paths. With a positive attitude and an honest effort, opaque clouds will clear to reveal positive progress. What may seem like a daunting challenge off in the distance could fill you with a sense of excitement the closer you get. The dark of night isn’t so scary when you look up and appreciate the dazzling display of the cosmos. And remember, no one said you had to climb those cliffs ahead when you were meant to fly. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for creative solutions.

The path may seem questionable at times. You may need to toke a moment with cannabis to gain a higher perspective. Settle yourself stoner Pisces, and clear any doubt. With a positive attitude and honest effort, the path may lead to an unexpected puzzle piece that fits in the larger plan of life! Like when you clean your stash drawer in prep to re-up, only to find unexpected nugs!

Mixing work and family should be avoided this month stoner Pisces. This can be accomplished with proper time management. If you’re trying to please both spheres at the same time, more than likely this will lead to failures in both. This isn’t to say that insight gained from one can’t be used to enhance the other, but multitasking between the spheres should be avoided. Go with your gut; trust your intuition to guide you smoothly ahead. Everything will be revealed by the end of the month. With carefully planned, positive, and active decision making, you’ll be singing in the rain with a skip in your step and a smile on your face.

Pisces February 2019

Stoner Pisces add this song to your soundtrack for February: ‘Winds of Change’ by the Scorpions. And while you are at it, how about ‘Times They Are a Changin’ by Bob Dylan. You may feel satisfied with the status quo, and think there is no need to fix what isn’t broken, but the universe has other plans for you. “Change” does not have any negative machinations or nefarious intentions; so do not fear stoner Pisces. Embrace the winds of change and harness their momentum to your advantage. Do not waste needed energy fighting these forces, but let them lift your solar sails. This way you will go further and faster with greater ease. It’s okay to settle down and toke time to light one up. Elevate the mind and spirit with a couple puffs of the sacred herb. A view from a higher perspective will allow you to see further ahead. From this elevated vantage point, you will have better vision of the what lies in the ever-shifting season ahead.

Choose your own Bandersnatch adventure stoner Pisces. Whether you want to smoke solo, or spend hazy days, hot-boxing with your canna crew. However, be mindful of how quickly time can go by when you’re having fun. It is necessary to socialize, but be mindful you are entering a time of great trans-formative potential. During this period you will need to look inward first, before manifesting changes outward. Make sure some smoke sessions are used for meditation and self-reflection. The sweet sensimilla can be a great catalyst for expanding the senses, and it can help concentrate cerebral efforts on self improvement. Those who are passionate in their pursuits will experience persistent progress and an increase in productivity.

It is crucial in February that stoner Pisces be determined in their effort, and decisive when it comes to progress toward their ultimate goals. Yes, a cannabis garden can be a beautiful thing, but it is important to guide the branches in the direction we want them to grow. By the time the month is over the tasks at hand will be finished, and you will be moving forward to even loftier goals. Use this time to help those roots grow deep stoner Pisces. Once you are solidly grounded in positive and strong soils, your branches will grow tall and be able to weather any winds that come your way.

Pisces January 2019

Stoner Pisces the universe must have a fondness for you! Anticipate an energy boost regarding work and health in January. As you surely know, everything happens for a reason. This will be a period of contemplation as you continue on your journey of self-discovery. You will now come to the next phase. Kick off your shoes and get comfy for a spell, but don’t get so comfy as to forget the pass pass after your puff puff. A smoke circle is only as strong as its dreamiest toker.

Progress is a grind, one in which you must take steps to embrace. Just as you were reminded last month to take gratification in the small steps, that doesn’t ever stop applying. So strive for a pep in your step, and an eager willingness in your spirit. It will be important to maintain health discipline this month; when you feel good inside it shows on the outside. Take a deep medicated dive with the sacred herb to ponder spirituality. What does spirituality mean to you stoner Pisces? A healthy mind, body, and spirit lead to success on this terrestrial plane. Balance your meditation events with a nice hybrid strain of the sacred herb. Explore the depths of yourself without sinking into couchlock.

Hard work in the daily grind will be needed to defend your position in the economic machine. However, current planetary alignment supports change in the workplace. This could mean advancement, or a change of venue. But nothing happens without diligence in the workplace. If you haven’t already, this would be a wonderful time to dust off and update that resume. In doing so, contemplate what a positive change would look like. Imagine yourself in the perfect job, and blissfully happy. Now let it happen!

In order to receive the blessings the universe has waiting for you, you must be present in your own mission. In essence, just be true to you, and do what you need to, when you need to do it. Everything else will just click right into place.

Pisces December 2018

Stoner Pisces dream big, think big, and understand even the largest gardens grow from the tiniest of seeds. Where do you want to go? How do you want to grow? December is the time to sow the seeds of your garden. Seeds will flourish and flower, but only if you plant them now.

Plan for many meditative smoke sessions. Set aside specific times for structured self-reflection so that all efforts to accomplish your greatest goals will start with a strong foundation. During the long December nights, you will have plenty of time to puff, puff, plan. Be patient stoner Pisces, your efforts will not have immediate results. You are just beginning to break new ground on a long journey of self-discovery. So roll one up and relax. You may not know exactly what your efforts will bring, but you should be proud, and take gratification in each small step of progress.

Be forewarned stoner Pisces: You should do your best to avoid overspending this holiday season. Even if you are satisfied and confident in the current level of your financial green, you want to be prepared for any unexpected financial burdens. This does not mean you shouldn’t treat yourself and your canna-companions to gifts. However, you do not want to begin the new year with uncertainty surrounding your green capital. When you simply can’t fight the urge to splurge, toke time to make sure you get the best bang-for-your-buck before parting ways with your savings.

While others will be able to see your growth from the outside, it will be up to you to turn your focus inward. What do you expect from your fellow terrestrial astronauts? And just as importantly, what do you want to give back stoner Pisces? Allow yourself the space needed to align your own chakras first. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find your inner peace. Only then will you be comfortable with yourself and your cannabis companions, even if your views and values are not aligned. As long as you are true to yourself, you will be successful in your relationships with all of your cannabis companions.

Pisces November 2018

Stoner Pisces your success this month will not be determined by your abilities, but by your willingness to put in the effort needed to get the job done. You are more than capable of the hard grind ahead. However, in order to achieve harmony in November, you must give equal attention to nurturing the mind, body, and spirit. Focusing on any one aspect too much, may result in a chaotic period.

Success or failure will be the result of personal effort. There are no cosmic plots to bring you misfortune. This means you need to be mindful of the intentions of your fellow terrestrial travelers, and not worry so much about what the stars have in store. You may not be able to control the intentions of others, but you can be ready to respond in kind. Your best bet is to keep the peace pipe packed with your favorite, calming cannabis strain. As long as everyone is able to meet on the same herbal ground, all will be able to rise to a higher, more peaceful plain.

When it comes to work, your focus should be solely on your own responsibilities. There will be those who seek to spread rumors in order to make themselves look better, but pay no attention to their fabricated dramas. As long as you invest effort into the tasks at hand, you will achieve greater success than your peers who instead will waste energy trying to slow down others’ progress. Keep up the grind, stoner Pisces! This may mean taking solo smoke breaks in order to find your own center of gravity, but the rewards will be worth it. Avoiding unnecessary conflicts will help you approach obstacles logically and with a direct focus, instead of personal motives.

The goal this season is to achieve a clear mind, a sound body, and solid emotions. You should be strategic with your smoke sessions. Invoke the sacred herb to inspire creativity and kindness. Use the ganja to gather your closest cannabis companions and promote positive progress. Whether it’s a themed party or weekday smoke sesh, bringing everyone together to relax and recharge the spirits will help to prepare the whole cannabis crew for the trying times ahead.

Pisces October 2018

Confidence stoner Pisces! This second month of fall isn’t one to be meek or mousy, but you aren’t a super hero either. Finding that inner balance between the victim and the champion will help you move forward during this fine month. Never forget that you aren’t alone on your voyage. Perhaps toke a moment with the song “With A Little Help From My Friends” by the Beatles to set the mood for a meditative smoke session. Partners in chronic will surely help this process, but remember that true strength comes from within.

It’s time, stoner Pisces; time to take on the lingering problems and obstacles that have stuck around from last month and beyond. You’re good enough. You’re smart enough. And you’re not alone in this struggle. You may find that friends always abound when there’s smoke around, but your closest cannabis companions will always be there for you.

The cosmic planetary alignment is currently giving a boost to your third eye. Thus you must trust your senses and instincts this month. But with these heightened senses, action must be accompanied. A lookout in a crow’s nest warns his fellow sailors of hazards ahead, so corrective action can be taken. Seeing an obstacle approaching doesn’t help if you don’t take the corrective action needed. A meditative journey with the sacred herb will help you further understand your position in the universe and broaden your already Jedi-like skills of perception.

Your personal sphere should be calm seas, smooth smoke, and will have a much easier flow than your work sphere. Be ready to join your cannabis companions when the opportunity arises, and let the good vibes wash over you.

Stoner Pisces self confidence can be aided by spiritual growth. You may wish to consider trying something new this month to assist in spiritual growth. Whether it is yoga, massage, or even a session in a float tank, try to build positive patterns early in the month and let the positive vibes stack throughout.

Pisces September 2018

Stoner Pisces after cosmic influences pushed and pulled all summer long, this first month of fall brings them to a lull. Cosmic destiny and universal guidance will be muted in September. It’s your turn to step up and take the reins. This isn’t a bad thing, but rather a moment to shine. This would be that moment you’ve been waiting for to enact those plans you’ve been making over the past few months. Your destiny and impact lie within your hands and action stoner Pisces.

Sharing is caring, but remember sanitization! Good bud shared between good buds should be done with caution and consideration. Protect yourself from not just the physical bugs, but emotional ones too. Being, or feeling run down this month could derail the impetus behind your ambitious quest.

Your work and love spheres will undergo changes, but YOU drive these changes. The universe sits back and watches, knowing the gifts and guidance leading to this moment will see you through. The direction of this change is up to you. Positive or negative, it is all within your actions and decisions. Toke time early this month to contemplate the direction you wish to proceed. It’s vital that you remain true to yourself. Everything boils down to one question: “Is this good for me, or bad for me?”. Answering that with blunt honesty will keep you on track. Be sure not to overextend yourself, and recall the lyrics of Bob Marley’s Three Little Birds, “Don’t worry about a thing. ‘Cause every little thing gonna be alright.”

The current period is a blessing stoner Pisces. The changes you initiate this month could have long lasting reverberations through space time. Choice, protection, and desire should be the three key mantras repeated during the early month meditative smoke session. You are guiding your cosmic journey, go somewhere awesome!

Pisces August 2018

Stoner Pisces the final summer month promises to be a splendid affair! Allies in the cosmos will ensure blessings from the heavens. Pack plenty of energetic chatty bowls of Sativa in August. Energy and communication will be your asset and weapon in the war against negativity. Be forewarned, this chatty energy will work only in positive or neutral situations. Laid back chill vibes must be found during moments of conflict or duress. This patient approach will see you through all combative situations that come your way. Straight forward aggression will only exacerbate a negative situation and crush your sunny summer vibrations.

Entrepreneurial Pisces must toke time for a meditative planning smoke session with the sacred herb. Rushing toward your goals is sloppy. Slow and methodical is not an option! A consistent sprint will see you through to grand achievements. The most important work aspect of August will be a consistent effort. Enjoy a nice hybrid strain to unlock the vision required to find the right pace. Terrestrial astronautical Pisces working in the gears of the corporate grind must stick to a developed plan without hesitation or ally-ship. This is a lonely road you are traveling, but a steadfast commitment and patience will see you through to a successful future.

Romance is on the horizon in August stoner Pisces. This may not be a life-long feeling, but even fleeting moments of love generate positive energy for the soul. Soak it up stoner Pisces! Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, August promises connected moments with a canna-companion you will not forget. However, don’t forget about your best buds during fluttering periods of heartfelt emotions. Kind bud and your best buds will keep you grounded and true to your given nature.

Pisces July 2018

Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to compensate for such a frenetic pace. Breathe deep with the sacred herb; find your own calm and relaxed pace. Buying into the cosmic pressure to get everything done as soon as possible will singe your wings while you fly through tasks. This could leave you falling to ground without protection.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on confidence and relaxation. A light balanced hybrid strain will be the best tool for this job. Stoner Pisces, you must find the confidence to take on multiple tasks and projects, and yet maintain cool nerves to keep your wings intact. An important exercise is to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see yourself among your family and the hive. Understanding your position in the universe will be the key to multitasking at your own pace.

It’s ok to be happy-go-lucky stoner Pisces, but it is advised to watch your mirrors in July. Please do not seek paranoid thoughts in smoke clouds that “they are all out to get you.” However, a naive attitude that everyone has your best interest in mind, could leave you stranded in the hot summer sun. It is imperative that you watch for blind spots. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Seek balance and alignment with your third eye. Super stoner Jedi skills will come in handy during July. If you can see conflict coming over the horizon, a prepared defense can be set in place.

Enjoy your time stoner Pisces. Remember, you are a terrestrial astronaut … The only pressure comes from within.

Pisces June 2018

Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons.

The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. Take advantage of team building meetings and after work social events. You may be surprised at how many coworkers are undercover cannabis companions. You will find opportunities to expand your smoke circle and strengthen your workplace bonds. Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you are still in a work environment. As pleasure, politics, cannabis, and work blend together inside one obscure smoke cloud, don’t lose your head.

A wonderful spiritual opportunity awaits the stoner Pisces in June. Cosmic influences will present an epiphany of greater universal understanding. I have no wise words on the how, nor the way, but a deep internal exploration is almost assured in the first summer month. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on doors and windows of opportunity. I wish I could tell you the date and time for a deep philosophical dive with the sacred herb, but this month’s universal support doesn’t work that way. The main tool I can give you is preparation. Be cognizant of your surroundings. Take advantage of days where you can get away from the noise of the mechanistic gears of our capitalistic machine. Deep dives aren’t always solo. There may be cannabis companions going through the same metamorphosis. This is your journey and your discovery, don’t hide from the exploration.

The love life of the stoner Pisces will go through a similar learning stage in June. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, there are always opportunities to grow as a partner and terrestrial astronaut. Take a look around you. There are wonderful examples of positive loving relationships anywhere you look. Learning doesn’t always come from reading or class work, but mere observation of positive examples can lead to a path of ascension.

Pisces May 2018

Stoner Pisces there are times to swim aggressively against the current, there are times to stay bottled up in the base of your bong, and there are times like May when you need to float through the stream and trust the outlet. May could become such a dynamic period that swimming to a location or destination may leave you exhausted or powerless. Staying cooped up in your bong of a fish bowl will prevent you from bright moments of achievement. Times like this require a subtle and trusted float. You will be capable of meeting any challenges, and overcoming any obstacles during May. They just won’t be obvious or even visible.

Floating wherever the stream of life takes you will keep you flexible and yet ready to pounce on opportunities. This is not a time for self reflection or analysis. A critical third eye toward you predicament will only lead down an unhealthy path. Puff puff pass the stressful contemplation. Float down the stream of life, it will take you where you need to be.

This period of floating the river of life does not mean you cannot plan for the outlet. My main message is not to overthink the details. Early in the month take time with a meditative smoke session. A balanced hybrid should do nicely. Allow yourself to rise HIGH above the terrestrial plain. A 10,000 foot view is a great way to see the landscape around you, and plan for the future. It’s all laid out stoner Pisces. Not in the details, but in the broader scope of existence. Once you view the landscape of life surrounding your float, you will be able to develop a plan for when you reach your destination. All of this is unique to you stoner Pisces. Once you view the path of the stream from HIGH above, develop a plan of action. It will be imperative to stick to your plan exclusively.

Are you floating through fate or making your own reality? Perhaps this is the secret, but don’t dwell on it.

The last month of Spring will offer opportunities to beautify and enhance your physical space. It is amazing how small gestures and enhancements can brighten the mood of yourself and your partners in chronic. Whether it is at home or in the workplace, take time to freshen up your surroundings. A float is more enjoyable with pretty scenery.

Pisces April 2018

Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month.  It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period.  That’s not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period.  As long as you live with kind intent and productive vigor, nothing will hold you back.

Mercury is in retrograde until the 17th of April my lovely Pisces.  Retrograde does not present the gloom and doom that it may for other zodiac signs, but there is an important task that will assist you in a harmonious passage.  During the Mercury retrograde it will be important to get your financial house in order. Excessive spending or large purchases should be avoided. How long has it been since you completed a household budget?  This is an ideal time to fully vet your existing debt, and put your arms around your spending and saving habits. The task of organizing your current finances can have a big impact on future earnings.

After the 17th stoner Pisces, you are encouraged to get out and mingle with your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  The time is right for socializing. A perfect window surrounding 4/20. Make sure you have celebratory plans. Cosmic influences support expanding your inner smoke circle, and meeting new cannabis companions.  So spark one up, and join your brethren in celebrating the sacred herb.

Keep a keen eye open for opportunities to assist your new cannabis acquaintances.  Common sense observations may come as second nature to you, but you will be surprised how much they can improve and assist in collaborative endeavors.  You might even be treated like a star with minimal effort.

There is a full moon on the 29th that will create a dynamic situation in the sphere of relationships.  Trust your third eye stoner Pisces. The dynamism of this brief period will revolve around revelations.  You may realize discoveries about yourself, loved ones, and cannabis companions. The aspect about a dynamic period is that it is more impact-full.  Positivity and negativity are not implied, simply the cosmic gears are loosened for a more dramatic move in one direction. With the right care and communicative attention, let’s hope this dynamic move will be for the positive.

Pisces March 2018

Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.

Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.

You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.

The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.

Pisces February 2018

Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more so than other months. Even though you are lumped into a group with shared characteristics, stoner Pisces are capable of wide ranging variability in their cosmic terrestrial mission.

February will be quite unique in other ways. Planetary alignment is in an opposing position to normal cosmic polarity for the stoner Pisces. Universal support will flow against the current for the reserved helpful fish. So in order to reap the benefits of universal support, the stoner Pisces will have to swim outside of their normal stream. This is a great opportunity to try something new or challenge yourself into a new body of water.

As with the variability and individualism of the cosmic winds of February, each stoner Pisces will be on their own with sacred herb strain selections. Perhaps experiment early in the month. What strain of the sacred herb will help you with creativity and calm while emboldening you to step out of your comfort zone? Perhaps a sacred experiment will be necessary. Try a few varieties early in the month. Keep notes with each strain as to the feelings and motivations you acquire with each meditative smoke session. Three key factors will be your judging criteria: Creativity, Calm, and Motivation. After your experiment you can run with the winning strain for the remainder of the month!

Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you will be out of your comfort zone in February and therefore swimming in uncharted waters. You must be diligent and thoughtful as you swim in new streams. Embarking on new adventures does not mean living dangerously.

Pisces January 2018

Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been cultivating. Do not rush to judgement on whether these alterations are of a negative or positive nature. The best advice is to pack a bowl, and keep a slow rolling pace. Situations are not always what they first appear to be. It is best advised for you to take some time and meditate; listen to the wisdom our sacred herb may offer, and focus these critical energies inward. It is okay to take it, one toke at a time, because sometimes the journey is even more exciting than where we ultimately find ourselves.

Sometimes, Stoner Pisces, we have to get a little dirty and do some weeding in order to enjoy a bountiful harvest. This means that not everything worth accomplishing will come easy; but if a crop will not provide all the bounty in the abundance that it can, turn your efforts elsewhere. It is only considered a failure if you do not learn from hard-earned lessons. These lessons learned will only project you further into your prosperous future. You have spent time tilling the earth for hard earned successes, you are sure to reap the bounties into which you have invested great time and great efforts.

Remember that it never hurts to try, Stoner Pisces. With so many moving parts and projects going on, you may feel like some of these projects have you going nowhere fast. Especially with regards to home and family life, do not push too hard. The peace pipe will be a friendly ally this month. It will be more important that you focus on being reasonable than being right. Invest in what really matters, those whom you hold most dear, and you will find a common ground on which only good things will grow.

Pisces December 2017

Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. You are filled with passion and knowledge to share, but seize every opportunity to soak up the ancient wisdom from older hippies. The more willing you are to take chances on new experiences now means you will have more confidence when you are required to adapt and adjust your strategies later on.

December brings good opportunity to turn your passions into a paycheck. You have always enjoyed creative endeavors, but may have thought these could only ever be hobbies. Rather than feeling daunted by tough problems at work, a change in perspective will help you to see all the potential they hold. Thinking outside of the box will enable you to tackle old problems with novel approaches. Your contributions to group projects will certainly attract due notice from management. But, while you might be the key to success, remember that you are part of a larger team.

Don’t let your upward momentum go to your head, instead it will be better to use those energies to help elevate your peers and help to push them to your level. There is nothing wrong with some after work celebrations, in fact, they are recommended. Perhaps you and coworkers celebrate a late “Danks-giving” and chow down on your favorite cannabis infused side dishes. Or, you make this Christmas and Holiday season even more green with a marijuana themed gift exchange. Whatever your idea may be, all will experience noticeably higher spirits if you take the time to reward everyone for a year of hard work.

Pisces November 2017

While the fall season brings rainy days and colder weather, the logical response might seem like you should bundle up and stay indoors. However, there’s a great big world outside with much to be discovered. Pursue your curiosities Stoner Pisces. While the thought of retreating to the cozy and comfortable couch sounds appealing, you will find greater satisfaction if you explore your surroundings and take every opportunity to expand your horizons. It’s never a bad idea to start planning for future adventures. You may want to invest in a nice travel friendly piece, so you will be ready to toke whenever or wherever you wander. With all of the knowledge you are sure to acquire, your generous nature will prompt you to share all that you learn with those around you—which makes November the perfect time to grow your inner smoking circle.

While you are known to wear your emotions on your sleeve, remember that not everyone will be equally open with their feelings. Having this understanding of yourself will aid you in your interpersonal relationships. As long as you have patience when it comes to matters of the heart, you can expect your lover to repay you in kind. This may be the perfect time to try out various sativa dominant varieties of our favorite herb. While they can be uplifting, the extra boost to brain power will help you to dig even deeper into your inner workings. The best way to have understanding for others is if you first have understanding of yourself.

Pack up the pipe, sacred herb, and a change of clothes Stoner Pisces, and invite your closest partner in chronic to join you on your next adventure. Whether you embark upon the road trip you’ve been planning all year, or you simply escape to the coast for a quick overnight stay at the beach, your trip will satisfy your need for exploration as well as center you solidly in the middle of your newfound peace.

Pisces October 2017

As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this October brings you the special chance for a substantial cleansing of your immediate surroundings. Spark one up and focus your energies into finding your center. You may be holding onto things, physical and spiritual, that may no longer be serving a greater purpose. It is recommended that you stick with nice and sticky Sativas, this will help to nurture your creative energies while you sift through your old belongings to make room for pursuing new endeavors.

After you have gotten rid of the old and dated, it will be time to focus on the new. It might be something as small as adding a new piece to your collection, or maybe dining at that restaurant you’ve been eyeing. On the other hand, you might be ready for that last minute road trip before the weather gets worse. What is important, Stoner Pisces, is that you go for it! Take the plunge into uncharted waters. In the workplace, this attitude of entrepreneurial-ism will definitely produce returns. While you are blazing up bowls at home, you are sure to be blazing new trails at work as you undertake the next step in your journey through the cosmos. Be sure to share the herb and celebrations with your closest partners in chronic.

Dream big, Stoner Pisces. You will benefit from cultivating your zen garden early in the month and the room it will create for your imaginations to roam freely. Keep the pen and pad handy, as you may have some of your most worthwhile ideas during your meditative smoke sessions. Whether you are socializing with your dearest friends and family, or hiking solo to your favorite secluded smoke spot–inspiration can strike at any time. So, be prepared to listen with open ears when the universe wants to whisper its cosmic wisdom.

Pisces September 2017

As we say farewell to summer, Stoner Pisces, you can expect your days to be slow-rolling. Now would be a good time to take that last camping trip of the season, or plan a special smoke-out session with your best buds. With tasks at work presenting few substantial obstacles, you will have plenty of energies to invest on having just a little bit more fun before autumn arrives. If somehow you do find yourself stressing over any particular issue, take a moment and spend some time with your favorite piece, it may just be the remedy and reminder that helps you realize your own inner peace.

Once you have taken the necessary steps to get yourself grounded, you will be a great source of support to those around you. Co-workers will notice your increased abilities to rise to the occasion, and to rise above the fray. The best approach to challenges that might require creative solutions will be to team up with your peers. Perhaps, outside the workplace, workers can get together under more relaxed settings and share a bowl and share ideas. While this would mean working off the clock, it could help to inspire a better sense of camaraderie and the opportunities to come up with novel approaches to old problems.

You should feel confident, Stoner Pisces, that whatever path you find yourself on, you will ultimately reach your final destination. With that being said, it will be okay if you decide to do a little trail-blazing of your own, and blaze one up in uncharted territory. However, it will be advised that you use the buddy system if embarking upon unexpected adventures. Firstly, it is much nicer to be able to share that sacred herb with our stoner friends. But, more importantly, it is always good to have a friendly pair of hands to help us back to our feet, if we do stumble along the way.

Pisces August 2017

Stoner Pisces, this August you will have the means and opportunities to explore some of your more creative sides. Perhaps your hobbies have taken a backseat to the daily grind. Or, maybe there is a new creative outlet that you’ve been interested in pursuing that you’ve not had the time for. With the longer days of summer, you will have more than enough daylight and energies to explore new endeavors. The best advice for the waning summer months will be to pursue your passions. Whether there is a trail you’ve been waiting to explore, or a hidden smoke spot that you need to cristen by smoking a fresh green bowl, your next adventure is waiting. If you have been putting off these explorations, make the time, the rewards will be worth it.

This month, work will be as productive as you make it. While there may not be a long list of to-dos or tasks demanded by your work, you will have the opportunity to pursue the projects that you want to. You will only be as busy as you want to be. It is likely that you encounter some opposition in the workplace, but as long as you remember to use your words, you and your peers will arrive at common grounds. This newly achieved cooperation will only set you and your coworkers up for greater successes and allow everyone to get more accomplished. You may even find that when the work is done that you former adversaries have turned into some of your closest smoke buddies.

The best advice, Stone Pisces, will be to keep moving. Your new acquaintances will soon become close friends and your optimism is contagious and will inspire those around you to join you on your adventures. But, don’t move so quickly that you ignore the beauty around you. Find a sweet cerebral sativa to share with your cannabis companions that will help to enhance your own inspirations. If you are able to maintain this momentum and enthusiasm, you are sure to look back on an unforgettable summer.

Pisces July 2017

During the ever warming month of July, Stoner Pisces, it will be greatly important that you invest the energies needed to keep yourself grounded. You can expect a lot of new experiences and encounters in both your home and work life. With this being the case, it could be quite easy to find your head in the clouds with not a care in the world. Whether it requires you to pick up the pipe less, or doing the opposite, that is, finding a strain that will promote better mental focus and increase meditations—you know best what approach will be needed.

It is recommended that you do spend some of these meditative sessions contemplating where to go next in the workplace. There will be plenty of opportunities to apply for that advancement, or work towards better wages. But, be wary of rushing towards these ends, if you’ve not given your endeavors proper planning you should not be surprised if the results are not what you had hoped. With that being said, Stoner Pisces, this is a cautionary tale, not a warning. As long as you apply your creative tendencies towards each task in front of you, you could very well be running the business in no time.

The personal realm is where you will need to be most attentive, Stoner Pisces. Those who already know you, understand that you are reliable, fun, and generous. But, it will be those persons that you newly meet that you should not neglect. If you are single, you may meet your new best bud. This could be a new significant other, or simply a new friend or partner in chronic. For, Stoner Pisces that already find themselves in relationships, just remember to be your charming self. Be confident, pack that bowl for two, and share those special moments with those whom you are fortunate to already have as part of your inner smoking circle.

PISCES JUNE 2017

Stoner Pisces, there are some who say that we must decide to either, “Go big…or Go home.” Well this month you will not be forced to make such decisions, you will be able to do both. Or, as they say, “have your bud, and smoke it too.” This month will be as swell, or as sucky as you make it to be. While there is nothing predicting that all the stars will align perfectly, or that the sun has got your back, the reality is that no cosmic forces will be conspiring against you. Be sure to stay off the couch, if you will not be staying off the grass. Your accomplishments will be directly tied to your efforts that you put forth, so it will be best to find a more uplifting smoke for the first month of summer.

It is not always said, but specifically this June, it will be best to keep the pipe away from work, Pisces. That is to say, the pace that you set in your personal sphere will directly correspond and carry over into the workplace. Now is the best time to begin new undertakings. Whether it is a novel approach to an old problem, or finally sharing with your coworkers an idea that you’ve been thinking about for a while, do it now.

Perhaps the most exciting aspect for you during this transitional month, stoner Pisces, will be on the romantic front. If you currently already have a special someone with whom you can already share that special bowl of herb, you can breathe easy knowing that your connection with this person will only grow. But, don’t worry, if you are a single Pisces, your prospects will be no less satisfying. Your aura will be nearly tangible this month, and you will definitely capture the attention of potential romantic partners. Just be sure to not be full of yourself. Keep a bowl handy, as we all know that sharing is caring. Your smile and your kindness are sure to be noticed. From there, all you need to do is to be your genuine self, those near you will only benefit from being in your company.

PISCES MAY 2017

Stoner Pisces, you have much that you can accomplish, so do not fear when things do not fall in-line with your intended goals. You have spent the time looking forward to the goals you have in mind, and you will be successful in accomplishing said results. So, don’t get burdened down by the bumps in the road, or let the pessimistic thoughts distract you from your official goals. The stars are on your side and seek to advance your goals, without trying your intentions too much.

When it comes to the work environment, you have much to gain by staying the course. Your personal success, will only spill over into the workplace and your peers will only benefit from your positive example. Remember that when issues arise, that they may be self-inflicted. As long as you are able to keep the long-term as your main focus, the small things will resolve themselves. You have your own list of, ‘to-dos.’ If you are able to maintain this focus on the goals you wish to accomplish, then nothing will stand in the way of reaching success.

You may be apprehensive, Stoner Pisces, but when it comes to new endeavors, do not fear embarking into new territories. In order to maintain your current relations, little will be required. Therefore, you will have plenty of resources that will encourage new interactions and encounters. As long as you have your closest cannabis companions nearby, you will be ready to handle the unexpected surprises when they occur. You have set into motion the actions necessary to achieve your desired outcome. If you are able to maintain this focus, then you will arrive at your desired results.

PISCES APRIL 2017

Stoner Pisces, you are a far cry away from being called a “bad fish.” If anything, you can be found guilty of caring too much. So, let it be said, that this month, you do not have to feel weird if you decide that you want to focus on yourself or specifically on your inner circle. It will be important this month to find your balance between quantity and quality. If you find yourself smoking less, that may be okay as you will notice that the quality of your green has increased exponentially. And, while your smoking credentials are expanding, so will be your smoking circle. Whether it’s finding new cannabis companions, or simply a new smoke buddy to help you work through your sacred stash, you can expect to add new people to your friend list.

Just like in the day-to-day operations, it will benefit Pisces to keep an open mind when it comes to the working sphere. While you might want to focus on quality over quantity with regards to what you put in your pipe, in the workplace, explore as many plans of action as you can. While not all ideas will be worth keeping or implementing, within the diversity of your investment, you are sure to find some positive returns. Remember stoner Pisces, you are the one who best knows your limits. Even though you might benefit from expanding your horizons, nobody expects you to do it all. If you do find that you’ve taken on too much, take time and take a toke. Taking a step back is more than okay. The whole point of expanding your options is so that you can find the opportunity that is most worth pursuing.

Whether you are a single Pisces, or currently have that special person always ready to share a bowl, remember that you can’t help others unless you have taken care of yourself. One thing that people around you have come to rely on is your honesty. If situations arise that you think require your input, speak up. Don’t worry, your voice will not cause problems on the home front. If anything, it will clear up confusion and allow you and those closest to you, to experience spiritual advancement and growth.

Pisces March 2017

Stoner Pisces, March will be a good month to work on investments: the best ones will be into building up your spiritual equity, not necessarily your finances.  Remember that you are the king or queen of your own karma.  While there is nothing guaranteeing every endeavor will be the success you imagined, all of your undertakings will result in noticeable growth.  In short, you get back what you give.  And this month, you will emanate a positivity that will benefit everyone around you.  It will also be a good time to branch out and try new strains that you may not have tried in the past.  If you’re an Indica smoker, perhaps try a sweet Sativa and see what creativity it inspires.  And if you normally enjoy Sativa, finding a nice Indica may help you to discover an additional calm.

If you own your business, Pisces, be sure to listen to the advice from your employees.  With the sun quickly approaching, March 2017 will be a good time to plant the seeds for projects that will expand well into summer months.  Regardless of your employment status, it will be required that you remain open with those you work with.  It can be a fine line between creativity and chaos.  So, share ideas with your peers to help avoid unnecessary confusion.

You have the potential to be a bright force in your home life.  Don’t be afraid to let that light shine, or to offer a hand or lighter if someone needs help sparking up a bowl of that good green.  Get out there Pisces!  There are new people to meet.  And, while not everyone you encounter should be invited into your smoke circle, remember that there are plenty of fish in the sea.  Otherwise, you and the crew can expect plenty of smoky adventures and plenty of positive experiences to share.  

 

Pisces February 2017

Pisces, this February, it will be important to keep calm and to keep smokin’ on.  In order to keep the peace, it will be best advised to keep your piece loaded and ready to pass.  But, in order to get the most enjoyment out of your toking endeavors, be sure to maintain a solid level of observation of your immediate surroundings.  While you may be making positive progress towards your goals, it will be in your best interest to help those around you to get closer to their own successes.  As long as you give due diligence to the situation at hand, everyone involved will experience a time of positivity and growth.

Whether you are an individual who enjoys rollin’ one up, or whether you prefer to pack a freshly ground bowl, you will ultimately reach your end goal of peace.  As long as you stay diligent in your undertakings at work, you will be able to pursue unexplored aspects of the job.  It is important that you strike a beneficial balance between accomplishing necessary work tasks and making time to relax and reset on the home front.  Do not be afraid to follow your intuitions, especially when your inner voice tells you that betterment is just around the corner.

When it comes to interacting with those closest to you, stoner Pisces, keep it light and do your best to keep spirits high.  Whether this means passing the peace pipe or keeping it low key when disagreements arise, it will be important that you do your best to foster calmness.  You will directly affect those nearest to you, the effect that you have on them will be up to you.  Those closest to you may not necessarily call upon you to solve all of their problems, but you may be required to fulfill the position of confidant.  Just be ready to have an open ear…and an extra bowl to share if needed.

Pisces January 2017

Stoner Pisces, you are not one to be boisterous or demanding, but you do have desires.  It will be important to listen to those inner desires.  You may have distinct plans for the new year.  Don’t limit yourself or your abilities by ignoring your internal dialogue.  As cliché as it can sound, the heart knows what it wants.  So pursue your passions and curiosities, the ends will always justify the journey.  It may be best to stock up on the basics, however.  While the year is blooming in all its newness, winter is still unfurling.  When you have the chance, grab that extra eighth or backup bowl piece.  To translate; it is better to be prepared than find yourself lacking very necessary supplies, especially the green supplies.

When it comes to the workplace keep busy.  You will most benefit by keeping in mind the bigger picture.  That is to say, remember that you are part of a team.  While you may have the know-how and stamina to accomplish greatness, it will be more efficient to enlist the additional help from those around you.  And of course, two, three, or four brains will always be better than undertaking these tasks alone.  Plus, if your coworkers happen to also be four-twenty friendly, the smoke sessions after work will be all the better.  

Regarding your those closest to you, your inner circle, there will be good vibes all around.  This is not to say that you will encounter zero obstacles on your path of positivity, but that you will be able to address these easily if you are willing to make the effort.  If you are able to pick the weeds while they are small your spiritual garden will be able to blossom more fully.  Otherwise, just be the best version of yourself that you can be Pisces.  Those around you will only benefit from your authentic positivity.  

Pisces December 2016

Stoner Pisces, 2016 may have started off as a slow burn, but during the latter half of the year you have continued to turn up the heat and now are beginning the final month in a full blaze.  You continue to grow your person and in doing so continue to expand your potential and skills to the point where tasks that used to seem daunting no longer cause you to worry.  Your confidence is substantial and those around you have taken notice.  Just remember to take the time to think and rethink your next steps before you beginning your journey.  It is not that you will not experience success.  In fact, it is somewhat the opposite, since you are on fire in achieving personal goals.  It will be important for you to be sure that you are chasing what you want otherwise you will expend valuable efforts completing tasks that your heart wasn’t really set on.  As long as you put in the time planning ahead, you will have even more time to light one up and relax with a bowl basking in the afterglow of all that you accomplish.

At work, if you feel like you are getting roped into projects that do not pertain to you, it will still be okay to offer a helping hand.  Even if this means that you assist by getting done the “behind-the-scenes” tasks that no one else wants to do.  You may want to enjoy some extra Buddha when you’re at home.  A little extra meditation will go a long way this month as your peers may test your patience.  As long as you keep yourself grounded you will be able to handle the stresses or disagreements that may arise.  You don’t have to completely surrender your will to anyone else.  But, if you have made your side of the problem known, it will be okay if your ideas are not used.

Pisces November 2016

Stoner Pisces, you may not have complete mastery over the chaos or events that may come your way.  You do, however, have 100% control over how you respond to any and all surprises.  This month, you may benefit from a little extra herbal inspiration.  It may be beneficial to whip out the grinder, break down that sacred plant and take a toke when you have the chance.  Maybe you enjoy a bit of cannabis concentrate to help you contemplate what direction will take you the farthest.  Using these preparations will allow you to grind hard when the current circumstances require.  And, be sure, your path forward will certainly require much effort from you.  The upside is that if you decide to pursue these goals, you will have every tool needed for success.

Pisces, this “go get ‘em” attitude will be noticeable within all fields of your life.  Just be cautioned that you do not rush by important to-dos in your race to the finish line.  It could be recommended to stick to some sticky Indica. Its mellow tendencies might help you to oddly stay focused: whereas as a Sativa strain might cause your mind to race ahead of yourself.

The least demanding facet during November you can expect to be your homelife.  While other areas will require your input and efforts, at home you will be able to just be yourself.  Your lover, if you have one, will require nothing more from you other than to smoke a bowl and chill.  Even if work or other areas seem to be a little rougher going, you will have peace and solace in the safe space of  your home.  

Pisces October 2016

The weather may be cooling off as summer turns to fall; but, you stoner Pisces will continue your successful hot streak.  While the seasons changing would traditionally cause a downturn in your energies, you will continue to rock steady.  This means that it will be best for you to complete any of your to-dos before the days become too short.  Maybe it’s taking that last hike of summer, or visiting that new restaurant that you’ve been waiting to try.  Perhaps your goal is to meet new smoking buddies to hang out through the harshness of winter.  Whatever your aspirations are, you will have immense likeliness for success, so don’t wait–just make it happen.

It will be important to take that time to hike, or indulge in delicious foods or extra special herb.  Because those closest to you will require an immense amount of your time and energies.  But, don’t worry Pisces, there will be enough of you to go around.  Just remember that it is ultimately up to you as to where you invest yourself.  So, there will be no reason to feel bad if you can’t get to everyone.  Prioritize who is most in need of a friend with green–everyone will benefit from your efforts but you get to decide how many folks you will affect with your generosity and talents.
The one area you don’t want to skimp on is your significant other (if you have one).  This can also apply to family or friends closest to you.  Your positivity is contagious, but if you project the negative it can haze up a pleasant interaction with unexpected consequences.  If you need that little break, say maybe a smoke break to enjoy a sunset or a stroll to rest and reset, take it.  It will pay off, in the long run, to take those small moments to enjoy yourself.  

Pisces September 2016

Have you been having a solid summer, stoner Pisces?  Are you still vibin’ good and rollin’ through all of the challenges that have stood in the way of the goals you want to achieve?  This has probably been the case for you over the past few months.  And, the best thing is that you’re not done yet.  Your noticeable positive energies have had uplifting effects on those who are fortunate enough to know you Pisces.  Sharing is caring, and not just when it comes to the sacred herb—although that is always appreciated.  You have been more than generous with your efforts and abilities, and it continues to produce healthy growth in your life.  With all that you are paying forward don’t worry when you feel like you need to kick back with a freshly packed bowl and enjoy the greenery around you and in front of you.

At work, or whatever occupies your time and energy, you may be in for some pleasant surprises.  You may even have forgotten about seeds that you planted many, many moons ago.  But, they are sprouting and flourishing under your nourishing thumbs.  You already know Pisces, however, that getting to harvest does not mean that your task is done.  Then comes curing and trimming, which can be a labor of love.  So remain diligent in your actions, just remember that it feels much less like work when you are pursuing your passions.

Under no circumstances, Pisces, do you need to sacrifice your enjoyments or likes for others or a significant other.  But, you may be floating on cloud 9 and will not hurt to help friends or your lover to achieve the same.  The view from up high is beautiful…you’ll enjoy it even more if there is someone sharing it with you.  This September will be a time in which you will embark upon magical mary jane adventures.  Roll one up, invite your partner, and set off toward a wonderfully smoky horizon.

Pisces August 2016

Stoner Pisces, you’ve encountered great successes and accomplishments during the first half of 2016.  Your energies reached new heights as spring warmed to summer.  Now that the sun is here to stay, at least for a while, it will be crucial that you keep focused on your past achievements and future goals.  Although the weather is good you can expect the universe to challenge you to keep your cool.  But, don’t trip…take a rip.  That sweet smell of our sacred herb will help to remind you of what is most important.  At times a smoky brain can cause us to be sluggish or to become distracted.  In your case the pipe can help to tip your perspective into the side of positivity.

In the workplace you will need to take care of your business before offering a helping hand to coworkers.  While some do best with group projects, tackling tasks solo is your strong suit Pisces.  Jot down your to-dos and cross them off your list one at a time.  It may be best to keep the cannabis at home, however.  Separating work and relaxation time will allow you to decipher what troubles are external or which are self-inflicted.  You can expect work will not come easy, but you will get done everything you wish as long as you keep moving forward.  Only after you have burned through all that you need to get done should you offer help to your peers.

Simply because someone understands your way of thinking does not mean that the person agrees with you.  So, share the cannabis not the confrontation especially if you and your partner may are the best of buds.  Taking a hike will only make it more enjoyable when you decide to take a hit.  But, remember stoner fish, you don’t have to share everything with your lover or family members.  It is okay to take a toke when you are by yourself.  And if you are honest about it Pisces, you may even prefer soaking up some sunny rays with no one around for miles.

Pisces July 2016

Stoner Pisces, sow those seeds and you will see your investments flourish.  Just be sure to not spread yourself too thin.  The beginning months of summer should bring nothing but sunshine and good vibes, but it will be up to you to focus those energies to ensure that you are making progress in the areas that you want to see grow.  Your gut will not lead you astray, so when it says to go ahead and pack that bowl full of some of that ever so sweet sativa, don’t fight the feeling.  That sacred herb growing from magical gardens will only help to keep you grounded.  With a clear mind and a bit of cannabinoids keeping you calm, you will be able to stay on task and accomplish any issues–even the ones that seemed daunting will be manageable when we are able to put our best efforts toward them.

In the workplace avoid tackling those extra complicated tasks alone.  Your peers at work will be more than eager to lend you hand (or share a bowl if the stash jar is getting low).  They will not know that you need help if you don’t ask, however.  Be vocal with your ideas, but don’t ignore advice when others offer.  They are probably offering because they have been through similar situations.  Wisdom can be hard won, so when somebody is willing to help you learn something new without the hardships, embrace the opportunity.  Even though you may be working closely with co-workers this doesn’t mean you have to give everyone the same weight when it comes to making decisions.  In translation; not every idea will be worth keeping.

Just like your peers at work will be generous in sharing their time with you, remember to do the same at home.  Friends and loved ones may need you to help them out with personal issues, so make yourself available.  You may enjoy alone time at home to toke it up, but you already know that smoking with others is more fun for everybody.  If there is someone in your smoking circle that is not vibing with the rest of your folks, send them on their way.  Just because someone enjoys smoking the kind doesn’t mean that person is kind.  Keep the positivity going by sharing the green with those who are willing to keep the peace.  

Pisces June 2016

Pisces, this June should be filled with good times, and maybe even some of the best of times. With the Sun and wind at your back, you may feel like sailing off toward the horizon and leaving it all behind. Although this may sound appealing to fly away, you will find that slowing your roll will allow you to soak up all the positivity that this month will bring. Set your sights on what can be done, more locally. It will definitely not hurt to spend your toking time in an environment that allows you to expand your horizon–even if your favorite smoke spot is the couch. Settle into your newfound groove and keep it movin’. You will surprise even yourself with how serene the sunsets appear as you become more comfortable with your inner-you.

It is not to say, stoner Pisces, that you should take it easy this month at work. But, definitely find the pace at which you will be able to take it steady. Your personal state of Zen will be clear to coworkers and will be reflected in the fantastic quality of your work. You will prove to be an excellent cohort when it comes to collaborating on group projects. But, again, you may find that in order to keep your peace, you may need to keep your smoking circle small. Maybe even go on solo missions. If there is a new trail that you’ve recently discovered but have been waiting to travel, then June is the month. Load up your trail mix and water, and don’t forget your favorite lady Mary Jane. You will find that setting aside this solitary time for reflection will keep you energized for the moments that require you to be a little more present.

Pisces, you will be far from riding the wave during the start of the summer season. In fact, your personal life will be more like a glass pond moved only by the gentle evening breeze. Which will mean that if you do decide to make a splash, your actions will resonate far into the universe. You have the opportunity to shape your surroundings and those closest to you; what kind of impact you make will be up to you. If you are fortunate enough to have a PIC, a “Partner In Chronic,” that is, then the two of you will help each other keep firmly grounded and grow to new heights.

Pisces May 2016

Roll one up stoner Pisces.  And then roll another, and maybe even another to have ready for one of the many countless adventures you may find yourself embarking upon this month.  As long as you have a plan or intended destination it will be okay to stray a little from the designated path.  That is to say, you will be just fine if you decide to ‘blaze’ your own trail for a while—with the preparation time that you’ve put in, you will always be able to find your way back to the beaten roads more travelled.

With summer quickly approaching, your creativity may be nearing full bloom.  In the workplace, this means that problems and issues will not really be problems.  You’ll have the solutions.  Although you know that you can tackle anything that may arise, don’t exclude those around you from contributing or trying to help.  If an idea doesn’t seem like the perfect fit be sure to give it the time it needs to flourish.  Two brains are better than one and the same applies to bowls.  If you’re able to smoke with your work comrades keep the latter in mind.   

While you are busy figuring out the other logistics of life, your relationships are sure to follow suit and fall in line.  The only things to approach with caution are those close to you that are “always” right.  It will be a waste of those sunny days to try to argue or prove these people wrong.  Instead, focus on enjoying the conversation instead of the conflict.  Even if you disagree and you both know the other is wrong, you can both find peace knowing you were able to talk about it to begin with.  But, this should be the exception, not the rule.  Most of your cohorts would much rather take rips WITH you, rather than rips AT you.  So, don’t go looking for conflicts, but you will be able to rest “piece-fully” knowing a difference of opinions does not mean a friendship has to change.

Pisces April 2016

Stoner Pisces, it is springtime—have you planted your seeds yet?  There will be little to harvest during the summer if you do not lay the groundwork now.  The sun is on your side and if you start now, your accomplishments and aspirations will only continue to grow.  When the seedlings pop up, you will be ready for the dirty work of pulling out the weeds.  You care, Pisces, and it shows in the fruits of your labor.  The attention you give to your undertakings will cause the results to blossom beautifully.

With regards to work, keep your focus on the long term.  It is not unlikely that you will fall short of success on some of your goals.  But, if you feel that you are not giving your all to a given project—take a break, and do not feel bad if you have to redirect your efforts or tackle an issue with a different approach.  While some find themselves stuck to the couch after they have enjoyed a couple of tokes of a nice indica, you Pisces remember that we need strong roots in order to grow tall.  The settling quality of this particular strain of the sacred herb will allow you to recoup and regroup.  So you will be rested and ready for whatever the unexpected plants in your lap.

When it comes to personal affairs, think outside the box.  Don’t forget about the home front when considering creative solutions.  Keeping it fresh will keep the good times rolling when it comes to loved ones.  If you are fortunate enough to get to burn some greens with your special someone, then don’t wait to light one up.  Clearing up the small misunderstandings, especially if this is accomplished over a bowl, will save everyone from wasting energies and continue the ebb of positive vibes.

Pisces March 2016

Stoner Pisces, you are beginning to feel an increased vitality as spring approaches.  And it’s okay to get excited, this extra pep-in-your-step will be here for the long run.  This is good because there will certainly be issues for you to overcome.  But, how much these accomplishments drain your energies will largely be up to you.  In general, you might feel like nothing is too big for you to conquer.  Be careful of investing yourself too much into any singular undertaking.  You are more than capable and others will notice this.  While your advice and understanding may be helpful to others, be careful to not expend all your resources before your own business is in order.

With warm weather and new beginnings starting to bloom know that more is yet to come.  You may notice that your investments yield results almost immediately, but remember that you haven’t finished the race, you’ve started a marathon.  Because things at home and the workplace are going smoothly, do not take this for granted.  You will need to continue to invest yourself into these facets in order to keep the good vibes coming.  Grab your piece and continue your pursuit of peace.  You will not have to look very far to find a friend who will join you on your journeys.  Together you will be able to achieve your highest goals.

Towards the end of the month, it will be better to slow your roll: literally 
and herbally.  Oddly enough it isn’t zoning-out that you have to worry about, it’s zoning-in.  Perhaps keeping to the indicas will be a happy compromise.  Although a sativa can be great for increasing creativity, this could also mean your mind risks wondering off to chase every new idea.  If it’s an idea worth pursuing, write it down.  But do not let yourself get distracted by one pursuit particularly.  Keep your mind and your options open, you’ll be surprised not just at what success you can achieve by taking it a bit slower, but perhaps even more surprised at the amount of problems you’ll be able to avoid by looking ahead.

Pisces February 2016

Stoner Pisces, while you would like to help everyone with all of their problems, this month you will not be able to do so.  What you will be able to do is to apply yourself (with the best that you can to find) solutions for as many of these problems as you can.  This doesn’t mean that February will be craze-filled, but rather that you will have to take time to wisely decide where to invest the resources you do possess.  What this may mean Pisces, is that scheduling some time for a few solo smoke sessions will be in order this month.  You might feel like there is no time to relax between work, home life, and the universe swirling around you.  However, rolling a blunt and strolling down the street could prove to be the precise meditation your mind needs to reset so that you are refreshed and ready for the big stuff.

Work will keep you just as busy as the rest of life, so be sure you are getting enough rest to take on the day.  If you are able to strike the balance between work and play, the workplace will seem much less daunting.  February is a month to keep the tokin’ to times appropriate.  If you can do this, you’ll be an indispensable asset at work, a problem solver extraordinaire and will still have some energies to take home with you.

Initially this month, you may feel Pisces that your significant other is adding to your list of concerns.  But, there is a difference between them adding to your to-do-list and simply sharing what is going on in their life.  Although at first you may feel overburdened with what they have dropped into your lap—remember that this is your partner.  Two brains have more problem solving power than one.  Listen to your lover, because while they are bringing you more problems to work on, they are doing this because they trust in your problem solving skills.  The solutions may be as simple as you being their sounding board while the two of you share a freshly packed bowl.  It is said that three is a party, but, together the two of you can be the party planners and troubleshoot potential issues before they become full-blown catastrophes.

Pisces January 2016

Stoner Pisces the fresh start of the New Year will bring a multitude of new endeavors.  The universe will send to you what seems like an unending stream of positivity.  Along with this you’ll receive the energies to direct this positive potential towards whatever you wish.  Make your plans before the pipe happens or little will get accomplished.  Remember that you are still ultimately responsible for how you are to invest your resources.  It may be best to make these kinds of important decisions before you break out the stash.  Once you’ve decided your new direction settle into your new groove with a nice sativa.  Its creativity-producing cannabinoids combined with your concentration will unearth revelations of your skills and abilities of which even you were unaware.

A quick public service announcement for you Pisces:  When it comes to drama in the workplace, let it pass you by and don’t succumb to the temptation of defending yourself, there will be no need.  Those around you might just be jealous that their lives are like a bag filled with stems and seeds and will try to bring you down to their level.  For you, this is a time of no worries–your month will be like a bag of that kind bud, which you got for free!  Just be sure not to remind others of their own shortcomings, and keep it positive.  Instead of downing others, do your best to share the kindness and bring them to your level, which will be cloud nine if you play it right.

When it comes to relationships, whether it be your significant other or family, share that love.  Share the love and your new aspirations because those around you will only benefit.  Your love life will only bud and blossom as long as you keep the small things small and throw your full efforts into keeping your focus on the solutions and not the problems.  Problems will come and go, but if you can keep your eyes on the outcomes you want to see, your love and friendships will only continue to grow

Pisces December 2015

Stoner Pisces, being an inner-workings kind of person, it is safe to say that you know yourself best.  All those moments invested into self-reflection have been your saving grace, and now these introspective habits help you to avoid the miscommunication that other signs frequently encounter.  So, keep it low-key Pisces.  Indicas are going to bring you the relaxation and recreation that the mind requires.  But, don’t try to over reach your potential.  You have all the resources that you need to maintain your inner peace, just be sure to stay rested and ready for your day.

This month, plan a peace pipe session with those closest to you.  If not for your benefit, then consider that those who may make your guest list are in need of your positive presence.  One thing to avoid this December is rushing; when in doubt, burn one down.  You can only improve your outcomes to tricky situations when you allow yourself the time needed to fully focus on the issues at hand.  Perhaps it’s the perfect season to bake up some tasty, herbal-remedies for the wintry blues.  A nice medible may just be the perfect way to unwind, clear the mind and get ready for the coming year.  Remember, that although friends may come to you for guidance, you will be unable to provide useful advice unless you ensure that you take care of your personal needs first.

Although your loved ones will look to your shining light during cloudy times, don’t forget that it is okay to rely on them as well.  It will never be a bad idea to get a second opinion.  If you have a significant other, then access to kind words or insight is right at your fingertips.  Never fear reaching out to your confidants.  They will never mind the burden and both parties will reap the benefits of being able to rely upon having a best bud.  

Pisces November 2015

Stoner Pisces, this November the best plan of action may be as simple as making good plans.  Maybe there is a new art exhibit in a nearby town you’ve been wanting to see.  Or, a new hiking trail a good friend recommended to you that you’ve been aching to climb.  Be sure to pack your bowl, but also, wait until you’ve reached your final destination before you spark it up.  The light may be dwindling as the seasons transition – but this just means you have to be more selective with how you spend the waking hours.

There may be those in the workplace that are looking to veer you from your path of progress.  The best bet is to let those who are bent on creating confusion to be left to their own devices.  You can rest more peacefully knowing that at the end of the day you have your own (smoking) devices to come home to, so don’t worry too much.  Your goals will be easily accomplished as long as you avoid the negative distractions that others hope to send your way.  You can only control your own actions; if someone is trying to throw you off, that just means that person is wasting their efforts because guess what, you got this Stoner Pisces.

Your lover, if you have one, will embrace your peace with you and all should be well.  With no significant complications in the foreseeable future, enjoy and cherish these moments.  If nothing else, break out the ganja and get to celebrating.  While other signs may be struggling with the weather changing, you and yours can toke it up knowing that the universe smiles kindly on you and offers you support in pursuing your loftiest aspirations.

Pisces October 2015

The days are dwindling in their light, stoner Pisces, but your energies are telling you to reach for the stars.  This month may feel like an all-time high, but be sure to not lose sight of the ground.  If it feels like your accomplishments are coming just a bit too easily, don’t fret, it just means you’ll find something else to be excited about.  You have enough “can do” attitude to complete your to-do list and help others accomplish theirs.

 Pay attention to your closest buds.  They may need you to lend them an ear…and a bowl.  But you will be strong enough to provide the support that they require.  Enjoy these moments of peace and pipe, rushing from problem to problem can be more tiring than anticipated, and stoner Pisces you have much to get done.  Stay away from the more ‘grounding’ strains.  It will be better if you can keep light on your feet and ready for what surprises may be next.

Although you feel upbeat and that the sky may be the limit, focus on those closest to you.  Spreading yourself too thin will only limit the help you are able to provide to loved ones.  Keep to the Sativas, as the uplifting qualities of this sacred plant will support your feelings of inspiration.  Remember that just because you yield to a lover does not mean that you’ve lost your own will.  Sometimes it is better to meet that person in the middle and find a path that the two of you will be excited to explore.

Pisces September 2015

Perhaps Pisces, it is time for you to get back to your roots.  Maybe it’s a hobby that you haven’t practiced in a long while, or a relationship with someone that you just don’t feel as close to these days.  Whatever they might be, pursue your passions.  As the weather slips into the vague grayness of fall, having these outlets of friends and pastimes will keep you focused during a time when you may feel easily distracted.

While on the job, keep your head down and keep pushing through.  If somebody you work with wants to pass you the pipe, it may be best to pass on the grass while on the clock.  It may take extra energies to complete all of your tasks at work this September.  Ergo, in addition to avoiding slowing yourself down with too much ganj, remember to keep in mind that we don’t always know the “behind the scenes” intent of the person packing the bowl.  But, you pave your own way stoner Pisces.  So, if at the end of the day you are feeling held back, check first to see that these feelings aren’t self-inflicted.

By making time to do the things that inspire you, you will return to a place of peace – and those closest to you will notice.  Whether it’s a friend that you’ve lost touch with, or maybe you’ve not been able to give enough attention to your significant other; go ahead and pack a bowl.  A bowl is usually better when we get to share it, and this person will appreciate it more than you realize.  Catching up will take planning, but the payoff will be worth it.  Reconnecting will bring you a calmness that may not have been felt for a while, and it will be even smoother sailing welcoming back an old friend who’s down to ride – whatever the weather may be.

Pisces August 2015

Stoner Pisces, sometimes that joint we just rolled gets a run in it that makes it completely unsmokable, no matter how well it was rolled.  This doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy that herb by packing it into a bowl.  Just because you fail at a task the first time, doesn’t mean that you can’t achieve that goal overall.  If it seems at first that the situation is off to a bad start, it could be seen as having the opportunity to transform a negative experience into something much more positive.

Failure is not a guarantee, however — far from it.  What happens externally is out of your control, but how you respond is up to you.  At work, narrow down your goals and give your full energies into each, one at a time.  You may be pleasantly surprised by how much your own efforts affect and inspire your peers around you.  Don’t waste this noticeable forward momentum you’ve developed.  By keeping work and relaxation separate, both will be more satisfying.

When it is time to unwind, allow yourself to do so completely.  Whether you’re hitting the trails or hitting your piece, bring along a friend to share the air with.  Fresh air will help to bring clarity to the mind and getting back to the earth can be humbling.  So, go ahead and grind up some “indoor” and go outdoors with your favorite pipe and person and enjoy the sun the way it was meant to be.

Pisces July 2015

Stoner Pisces, this month, your event calendar may be particularly full, especially for events that include other people.  Allow yourself to take the time that each given task will need to be completed properly, especially in the workplace.  Avoid rushing through your days; there is a lot to get done, but also a lot to learn along the way.  Taking it a bit slower will allow you to give your full attention to those with whom you’re sharing that experience.  This attentive approach will also give you more insight into finding allies to accomplish group projects.

Be wary with whom you share your sacred herb with this month.  Sometimes there will be nothing that you can do to please a critic.  One of the best things that you can do in this case is to remember that “sharing is caring.”  If someone is complaining about the quality of herb that is being shared with them, that person probably has other issues going on behind all of those bad vibes.  Yes, sharing herb with someone can be a bonding experience, but it can also be a time where we learn who we DON’T want to smoke with.  Cannabis should be calming, not chaotic—so find smoking buddies that you can be yourself around.

While others distract themselves with what other people are doing, you will be able to pursue your own goals.  Be selective in your investments into specific projects.  Give yourself the time to contemplate the big ones.  If this means taking the time to smoke on it, go for it.  Taking the time to reflect on the big picture will make you more helpful to the situation at hand and everyone involved.

Pieces June 2015

Stoner Pisces, the month of June brings you all that is good, bad, and bumpy.  Know this for certain:  For each bump, twist or turn there will be an equally smooth section of travels on this road called life.  For the best results you should meditate with a nice indica and try to identify which parts are which and adjust yourself accordingly.  It will do you well to not waste energies and efforts on the uphill climbs.  Instead, save those positive energies for coasting on the downhill.

In the workplace, your focus should be on deciding who you consider to be a bud and who is a dud.  A bud will be by your side helping when and where they can to keep you moving forward.  A dud, well it is just better to avoid their advice, usually these folks would rather see you stumble versus succeed.  Even though it may be others who begin disputes, be kind in your conquests.  Whether you are met by success or failure you are the one who will gain knowledge and understanding from the situation.

Since the workplace may be called unstable at best this month, it is a good thing that home can be called your sanctuary.  After days that may seem never ending, get home, grab the sack and pack a bowl of that green goodness.  You have friends who are more than willing to help you with this particular task.  It’s June and summer is almost here—the season for ultimate growth.  Even if your goals seem far off the path will be illuminated by the light from you and those surrounding you.  As long as you keep doing you can keep dreaming.  It’s okay to have your head in the clouds if you like the view that you find.

Pisces May 2015

Stoner Pisces, it is important to remember to remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop—May has the potential to be a little bumpy.  Now, the good news is, you’ll be ready to rock it.  Your obstacles may be many, but you have the means and that particular Pisces finesse to turn each unfortunate situation into a personal win.  Of course, that’s the upside.  The downside is that this may mean you are loading fewer bowls and picking up the pipe a little less.  Be prepared as this will bring you a sense of alertness that will benefit problem solving in the long run.

In the workplace, it is recommended that you handle the small issues before they become big.  It may be wise to try to mimic the trees, but not the ‘trees’.  Like a new growth, be strong but limber.  Stand your ground, but don’t be stubborn.  This flexibility will allow you to be sturdy and at the same time stand tall against confrontational winds.  When time permits, grind up some green and allow yourself to get a little grounded.  Simply being more selective with smoking occasions will allow for more productive work, and also more productive relaxation.

And, what this means for love, is don’t go looking for fights.  Although the usual hiccup on the home front is sure to pop up, it is best to let trouble find you.  When it does, you will be able to charm it into submission.  This should not be seen as manipulative.  It is more than fair to pursue your personal goals, just do your best to guide with a gentle hand when doing so.  Remember that peace can be both a journey and a destination.

Pisces April 2015

This month, Pisces, remember the old saying of, “what goes around, comes around.”  So, hopefully you’ve been passing around some kindness and maybe a bit of the green stuff.  Some situations may leave us feeling a little overwhelmed and unsure of where to head next.  Spend a little time picking out the stems and the seeds and you will find that the bowl you’ve managed to scrounge up isn’t so bad looking.  And even a few extra bowls this month could actually be to your benefit as we don’t want to be making decisions too hastily.  By taking the time to sort through the abundance of what seems to be chaos, you will learn that the directions of where to go next were already there.  You just need to look for them in the trees.

A midst all the hustle of the work place there is no need to make any drastic changes.  Do what is needed to stay on a focused path, April is not the time to be taking big risks in unexplored territory.  The best advice is to stick to what we know.  Keep to familiar strains to avoid unnecessary surprises.  By knowing what kind of affects your greens will have, you will be able to more efficiently apply those herbal remedies.  This same advice can be used with personal relationships.  By sticking to the tried and true we will be able to find support and guidance even when the trail appears hard to follow.  Don’t use up all that precious energy trying to go at it alone.  Investing into those who have been there all along, particularly that special someone, will remind us that it’s okay to lean on that person from time to time.  After all, it is much better to find ourselves lost with a friend than alone with our problems.

Pisces March 2015

Pisces, it may be true that there are plenty of fish in the sea, but this month it may be best to let them keep swimming by.  Don’t spend too much time seeking out a special someone.  Better sun is on the way as spring approaches, and all that energy it brings could be better spent on ourselves.  Maybe you’ve been waiting for a good time to start going a little greener?  More green in our bowl and more greens on our plates will increase that feeling of brightness and healthiness.  That extra energy you get from the feelings of well-being will make you a mean, green, goal-accomplishing machine.

Don’t be surprised to find your work and even your finances flourishing this month, and remember that it’s not by accident.  Feel confident in the work you do, and try to avoid any paranoia-producing strains you come across.  The only person that that will be able to hold you back this month is you.  So, if after a good days work you have plans to hit up your favorite outdoor smoke spot, don’t worry about the rain…just bring an umbrella.

Once you feel that your own growth is where you want it to be, you may feel more comfortable in inviting someone to get to know you from a closer perspective.  Use the creative powers of those sativa flowers to keep things fresh and out of the box.  As someone once sang, “The sky’s the limit”.  For you Stoner Pisces, this isn’t just a good tune to listen to this month, it’s your anthem.

Pisces February 2015

Stoner Pisces, this February you’ll knock it out of the park!  Your personal relationships will feel this hit of positivity exponentially.  Remember that you and all those you consider friends and family are playing for the same team.  Your excitement boosts the morale of those around you and everyone’s energy levels go up a notch.  This noticeable positivity flows over and personal relationship bonds are strengthened.

In the workplace you will dominate.  Not by putting others down, but by helping to lift them up.  This goes back to the old saying, “we get by with a little help from our friends” (maybe in the process, we can share a bowl or two).  This investment into others will build trust levels for all parties involved.  As each of you builds the others confidence your skills are sharpened and together you accomplish more than by yourself.  Even with this newly found team of support, don’t fret when things seem to pan out differently than planned.  This may just mean you have helped a member to accomplish one of his/her goals, but you both will get the point.

In personal relationships:  Your best bet is to invest only sincere feelings.  This may lead to a smoking partner becoming a best bud.  Make sure to meditate on the subject before making that stride.  However don’t linger too long in the smoke or you may end up second guessing your decision.  Trust your gut, but know your limits.  Once this balance is achieved the sky’s the limit, then it’s up to you to see how high you can go.

Pisces January 2015

It’s time to get down to business Pisces.  What do you want to create?  Where do you want to go?  Normally, you are more than happy to take on the role of passenger, but with the fresh start of the new year, it’s time to take the wheel for yourself.  But, there’s no need to be reckless (and driving under the influence is never a good idea).  Pick a destination and light up that fatty when you arrive.  Embrace that inner explorer that is saying, “let’s do this.”  Don’t worry if you have to stop to ask for a few directions or consult a map, but remember that where you are headed is ultimately up to you.  This month, seek out some Sativa dominant strains, maybe a nice 80/20 mix.  Its expansive and contemplative qualities will help you to soak in all the newness you find, especially within yourself.

Usually, Pisces, you find yourself floating toward others — especially that potential significant other.  But try starting this year focused on yourself.  Plant the seed of something beautiful on your own.  When it is blossoming later this year, you’ll be set to share its beauty with whomever you decide.  Instead of asking others what they’re smoking on, spend some time figuring out what your favorite strains are.  So when the time comes, you’ll be ready to pack that perfect bowl for two.

In January you will find yourself with extra energy and the desire to maintain that momentum.  Don’t drag down your focus needlessly.  Work tough—then smoke even tougher.  Keeping work and relaxation separate will allow you to set goals, and even remember to write them down.  Once the blueprints are jotted down, you’ll be ready to build something that will last long into your future.