Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to compensate for such a frenetic pace. Breathe deep with the sacred herb; find your own calm and relaxed pace. Buying into the cosmic pressure to get everything done as soon as possible will singe your wings while you fly through tasks. This could leave you falling to ground without protection.
Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on confidence and relaxation. A light balanced hybrid strain will be the best tool for this job. Stoner Pisces, you must find the confidence to take on multiple tasks and projects, and yet maintain cool nerves to keep your wings intact. An important exercise is to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see yourself among your family and the hive. Understanding your position in the universe will be the key to multitasking at your own pace.
It’s ok to be happy-go-lucky stoner Pisces, but it is advised to watch your mirrors in July. Please do not seek paranoid thoughts in smoke clouds that “they are all out to get you.” However, a naive attitude that everyone has your best interest in mind, could leave you stranded in the hot summer sun. It is imperative that you watch for blind spots. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Seek balance and alignment with your third eye. Super stoner Jedi skills will come in handy during July. If you can see conflict coming over the horizon, a prepared defense can be set in place.
Enjoy your time stoner Pisces. Remember, you are a terrestrial astronaut … The only pressure comes from within.
Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons.
The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. Take advantage of team building meetings and after work social events. You may be surprised at how many coworkers are undercover cannabis companions. You will find opportunities to expand your smoke circle and strengthen your workplace bonds. Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you are still in a work environment. As pleasure, politics, cannabis, and work blend together inside one obscure smoke cloud, don’t lose your head.
A wonderful spiritual opportunity awaits the stoner Pisces in June. Cosmic influences will present an epiphany of greater universal understanding. I have no wise words on the how, nor the way, but a deep internal exploration is almost assured in the first summer month. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on doors and windows of opportunity. I wish I could tell you the date and time for a deep philosophical dive with the sacred herb, but this month’s universal support doesn’t work that way. The main tool I can give you is preparation. Be cognizant of your surroundings. Take advantage of days where you can get away from the noise of the mechanistic gears of our capitalistic machine. Deep dives aren’t always solo. There may be cannabis companions going through the same metamorphosis. This is your journey and your discovery, don’t hide from the exploration.
The love life of the stoner Pisces will go through a similar learning stage in June. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, there are always opportunities to grow as a partner and terrestrial astronaut. Take a look around you. There are wonderful examples of positive loving relationships anywhere you look. Learning doesn’t always come from reading or class work, but mere observation of positive examples can lead to a path of ascension.
Stoner Pisces there are times to swim aggressively against the current, there are times to stay bottled up in the base of your bong, and there are times like May when you need to float through the stream and trust the outlet. May could become such a dynamic period that swimming to a location or destination may leave you exhausted or powerless. Staying cooped up in your bong of a fish bowl will prevent you from bright moments of achievement. Times like this require a subtle and trusted float. You will be capable of meeting any challenges, and overcoming any obstacles during May. They just won’t be obvious or even visible.
Floating wherever the stream of life takes you will keep you flexible and yet ready to pounce on opportunities. This is not a time for self reflection or analysis. A critical third eye toward you predicament will only lead down an unhealthy path. Puff puff pass the stressful contemplation. Float down the stream of life, it will take you where you need to be.
This period of floating the river of life does not mean you cannot plan for the outlet. My main message is not to overthink the details. Early in the month take time with a meditative smoke session. A balanced hybrid should do nicely. Allow yourself to rise HIGH above the terrestrial plain. A 10,000 foot view is a great way to see the landscape around you, and plan for the future. It’s all laid out stoner Pisces. Not in the details, but in the broader scope of existence. Once you view the landscape of life surrounding your float, you will be able to develop a plan for when you reach your destination. All of this is unique to you stoner Pisces. Once you view the path of the stream from HIGH above, develop a plan of action. It will be imperative to stick to your plan exclusively.
Are you floating through fate or making your own reality? Perhaps this is the secret, but don’t dwell on it.
The last month of Spring will offer opportunities to beautify and enhance your physical space. It is amazing how small gestures and enhancements can brighten the mood of yourself and your partners in chronic. Whether it is at home or in the workplace, take time to freshen up your surroundings. A float is more enjoyable with pretty scenery.
Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month. It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period. That’s not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period. As long as you live with kind intent and productive vigor, nothing will hold you back.
Mercury is in retrograde until the 17th of April my lovely Pisces. Retrograde does not present the gloom and doom that it may for other zodiac signs, but there is an important task that will assist you in a harmonious passage. During the Mercury retrograde it will be important to get your financial house in order. Excessive spending or large purchases should be avoided. How long has it been since you completed a household budget? This is an ideal time to fully vet your existing debt, and put your arms around your spending and saving habits. The task of organizing your current finances can have a big impact on future earnings.
After the 17th stoner Pisces, you are encouraged to get out and mingle with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The time is right for socializing. A perfect window surrounding 4/20. Make sure you have celebratory plans. Cosmic influences support expanding your inner smoke circle, and meeting new cannabis companions. So spark one up, and join your brethren in celebrating the sacred herb.
Keep a keen eye open for opportunities to assist your new cannabis acquaintances. Common sense observations may come as second nature to you, but you will be surprised how much they can improve and assist in collaborative endeavors. You might even be treated like a star with minimal effort.
There is a full moon on the 29th that will create a dynamic situation in the sphere of relationships. Trust your third eye stoner Pisces. The dynamism of this brief period will revolve around revelations. You may realize discoveries about yourself, loved ones, and cannabis companions. The aspect about a dynamic period is that it is more impact-full. Positivity and negativity are not implied, simply the cosmic gears are loosened for a more dramatic move in one direction. With the right care and communicative attention, let’s hope this dynamic move will be for the positive.
Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.
Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.
You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.
The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.
Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more so than other months. Even though you are lumped into a group with shared characteristics, stoner Pisces are capable of wide ranging variability in their cosmic terrestrial mission.
February will be quite unique in other ways. Planetary alignment is in an opposing position to normal cosmic polarity for the stoner Pisces. Universal support will flow against the current for the reserved helpful fish. So in order to reap the benefits of universal support, the stoner Pisces will have to swim outside of their normal stream. This is a great opportunity to try something new or challenge yourself into a new body of water.
As with the variability and individualism of the cosmic winds of February, each stoner Pisces will be on their own with sacred herb strain selections. Perhaps experiment early in the month. What strain of the sacred herb will help you with creativity and calm while emboldening you to step out of your comfort zone? Perhaps a sacred experiment will be necessary. Try a few varieties early in the month. Keep notes with each strain as to the feelings and motivations you acquire with each meditative smoke session. Three key factors will be your judging criteria: Creativity, Calm, and Motivation. After your experiment you can run with the winning strain for the remainder of the month!
Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you will be out of your comfort zone in February and therefore swimming in uncharted waters. You must be diligent and thoughtful as you swim in new streams. Embarking on new adventures does not mean living dangerously.
Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been cultivating. Do not rush to judgement on whether these alterations are of a negative or positive nature. The best advice is to pack a bowl, and keep a slow rolling pace. Situations are not always what they first appear to be. It is best advised for you to take some time and meditate; listen to the wisdom our sacred herb may offer, and focus these critical energies inward. It is okay to take it, one toke at a time, because sometimes the journey is even more exciting than where we ultimately find ourselves.
Sometimes, Stoner Pisces, we have to get a little dirty and do some weeding in order to enjoy a bountiful harvest. This means that not everything worth accomplishing will come easy; but if a crop will not provide all the bounty in the abundance that it can, turn your efforts elsewhere. It is only considered a failure if you do not learn from hard-earned lessons. These lessons learned will only project you further into your prosperous future. You have spent time tilling the earth for hard earned successes, you are sure to reap the bounties into which you have invested great time and great efforts.
Remember that it never hurts to try, Stoner Pisces. With so many moving parts and projects going on, you may feel like some of these projects have you going nowhere fast. Especially with regards to home and family life, do not push too hard. The peace pipe will be a friendly ally this month. It will be more important that you focus on being reasonable than being right. Invest in what really matters, those whom you hold most dear, and you will find a common ground on which only good things will grow.
Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. You are filled with passion and knowledge to share, but seize every opportunity to soak up the ancient wisdom from older hippies. The more willing you are to take chances on new experiences now means you will have more confidence when you are required to adapt and adjust your strategies later on.
December brings good opportunity to turn your passions into a paycheck. You have always enjoyed creative endeavors, but may have thought these could only ever be hobbies. Rather than feeling daunted by tough problems at work, a change in perspective will help you to see all the potential they hold. Thinking outside of the box will enable you to tackle old problems with novel approaches. Your contributions to group projects will certainly attract due notice from management. But, while you might be the key to success, remember that you are part of a larger team.
Don’t let your upward momentum go to your head, instead it will be better to use those energies to help elevate your peers and help to push them to your level. There is nothing wrong with some after work celebrations, in fact, they are recommended. Perhaps you and coworkers celebrate a late “Danks-giving” and chow down on your favorite cannabis infused side dishes. Or, you make this Christmas and Holiday season even more green with a marijuana themed gift exchange. Whatever your idea may be, all will experience noticeably higher spirits if you take the time to reward everyone for a year of hard work.
While the fall season brings rainy days and colder weather, the logical response might seem like you should bundle up and stay indoors. However, there’s a great big world outside with much to be discovered. Pursue your curiosities Stoner Pisces. While the thought of retreating to the cozy and comfortable couch sounds appealing, you will find greater satisfaction if you explore your surroundings and take every opportunity to expand your horizons. It’s never a bad idea to start planning for future adventures. You may want to invest in a nice travel friendly piece, so you will be ready to toke whenever or wherever you wander. With all of the knowledge you are sure to acquire, your generous nature will prompt you to share all that you learn with those around you—which makes November the perfect time to grow your inner smoking circle.
While you are known to wear your emotions on your sleeve, remember that not everyone will be equally open with their feelings. Having this understanding of yourself will aid you in your interpersonal relationships. As long as you have patience when it comes to matters of the heart, you can expect your lover to repay you in kind. This may be the perfect time to try out various sativa dominant varieties of our favorite herb. While they can be uplifting, the extra boost to brain power will help you to dig even deeper into your inner workings. The best way to have understanding for others is if you first have understanding of yourself.
Pack up the pipe, sacred herb, and a change of clothes Stoner Pisces, and invite your closest partner in chronic to join you on your next adventure. Whether you embark upon the road trip you’ve been planning all year, or you simply escape to the coast for a quick overnight stay at the beach, your trip will satisfy your need for exploration as well as center you solidly in the middle of your newfound peace.
As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this October brings you the special chance for a substantial cleansing of your immediate surroundings. Spark one up and focus your energies into finding your center. You may be holding onto things, physical and spiritual, that may no longer be serving a greater purpose. It is recommended that you stick with nice and sticky Sativas, this will help to nurture your creative energies while you sift through your old belongings to make room for pursuing new endeavors.
After you have gotten rid of the old and dated, it will be time to focus on the new. It might be something as small as adding a new piece to your collection, or maybe dining at that restaurant you’ve been eyeing. On the other hand, you might be ready for that last minute road trip before the weather gets worse. What is important, Stoner Pisces, is that you go for it! Take the plunge into uncharted waters. In the workplace, this attitude of entrepreneurial-ism will definitely produce returns. While you are blazing up bowls at home, you are sure to be blazing new trails at work as you undertake the next step in your journey through the cosmos. Be sure to share the herb and celebrations with your closest partners in chronic.
Dream big, Stoner Pisces. You will benefit from cultivating your zen garden early in the month and the room it will create for your imaginations to roam freely. Keep the pen and pad handy, as you may have some of your most worthwhile ideas during your meditative smoke sessions. Whether you are socializing with your dearest friends and family, or hiking solo to your favorite secluded smoke spot–inspiration can strike at any time. So, be prepared to listen with open ears when the universe wants to whisper its cosmic wisdom.