Libra

The Stoner Libra is the life of the smoke circle. The scales keep them balanced, and make them a wonderful cannabis companion.

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Libra March 2016

Stoner Libra, March is all about health, physically and mentally.  It’s important that you understand and seek the balance between the two.  Look for ways to improve your overall well-being and state of mind.  It is likely that you will have great success with any lifestyle changes made this month.

Old habits die hard.  Maybe you’ve been wanting to quit biting your nails, or stop smoking cigarettes.  Could your physical fitness or dietary habits be improved?  Could you benefit from more constructive coping mechanisms?  The idea is to slowly swap out the bad habits for better, healthier alternatives that will serve your overall health better in the long term.  You may be in your mid-20’s now, “but time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ into the future”, and quickly when you’re not paying attention.

Making lifestyle changes can be difficult as most of our bad habits have been developed over time and are almost second nature to us.  The first step is to recognize these behaviors, and then you can start to find ways to change them.  Be patient with yourself, and keep some kind bud on standby in case you start to lose your cool.  For the sake of making better choices, I would suggest using your vaporizer whenever possible.  Your lungs will thank you.  Be sure to get your recommended dose of Mother Nature.  There’s something so rejuvenating about being in the great outdoors.

You will feel so much better all around once you start to gain the balance between your mental and physical health like a weight has been lifted off of you.  Towards the end of the month, your mental clarity will be at an all-time high.  This is a great time to soundly and confidently make any big decisions that have been pressing you.  It is likely that you will be looking to tie up any loose ends in the workplace and in your relationships.  

Libra February 2016

Libra, this month it may feel that those around you aren’t hearing what you’re saying.  But, it will be even more important that you show to others that you are paying attention to them.  By being a good listener you will ultimately be part of their solution and not a contributor to their conflicts.  Don’t get discouraged.  It is likely to take a lot of effort to convince them that your advice is well thought out, but equally likely it will take others a bit longer to come around to the logic.

Just because you’re a stoner, doesn’t mean you don’t have drive.  Your goals in the workplace are all achievable this month Libra–just keep an open mind.  Letting your mind relax and expand with a fresh bowl of Sativa in the evening may keep you waking up in the morning with fresh perspective.  Although you have your mind focused on completing particular tasks and goals, avoid getting stuck in your ways.  Keeping yourself flexible will help to smooth out communications between coworkers so everyone has better chances of meeting on a common, higher ground.

Sometimes that fresh bag of green smells fantastic.  Those shiny, frosty crystals gleaming like fresh snow through the packaging.  And sometimes, even the best looking, best smoking herb can have a few stems or seeds–this doesn’t mean you have to throw out the whole sack.  Stoner Libra, this will be your ultimate goal this month.  There will be those around you who just need a little help meeting their full potential.  Be patient with friends and family.  And if there is an extra special stoner in your life, be sure that they know that for them, you have all the time in the world.

Libra January 2016

Life just keeps getting weirder, and weirder, Stoner Libra.  With January and the new year, many new and possibly somewhat out of the ordinary, experiences will arise.  Your main focus will remain on your personal relationships, and continuing your forward progression of emotional and spiritual growth for yourself.  Use the sacred herb and meditation to maintain mental clarity, as well as balance.

Unless you are extremely passionate about the work that you do, your professional life will probably be pretty low-key.  Don’t expect any huge advances and avoid taking on extra projects.  Your goal right now should stick with the day to day tasks.  This should be viewed as more positive right now than negative, as this allows you to use your time and energy on other pressing issues.

Your love life will experience a surge of energy for challenges, experiments, or adventures.  Try a new activity with your partner.  It will benefit you both on a personal level as well as a couple.  Don’t let that energy go to waste.  If you are not already in a relationship, it is likely that you will find yourself in one by the end of the month.  This will be very different than the string of casual encounters you’ve been having.  But be cautious.  You may realize that the goals you’ve now set forth with this new relationship conflict with plans you’ve previously set forth for yourself.

Libra December 2015

Stoner Libra, December will bring you many positive and new experiences as you are setting the pace for the new year, and a new you.  Be open to new ideas, people, and adventures this month, and use each situation as the potential for your own personal growth.   

“Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re living?” – Bob Marley

You’ve been contemplating your life’s direction for a while now, and you’re finally ready to start making the changes necessary in your life to get where you want to be.  Maybe you are realizing that you are no longer happy in your career, or possibly you are finally coming to terms that an idea you had accepted as truth no longer fits you anymore.  Whatever the case may be, you must be fearless and make these changes with confidence, even if they are difficult to accept at first.  To do this, you will have to let go of any previous expectations that may have been set forth for you by yourself or by others.  Remain uninfluenced by others opinions, only you know what is right for you and the ultimate goal is to live the life you love.

It is still important that in the midst of all these exciting life changes and experiences that you take time for yourself to meditate and reflect on thoughts, feelings, and social encounters.  Keep your chakras balanced, and make sure that you are getting enough rest.  Your health is vital to you this month, as you prepare for what lies ahead in 2016.  I would suggest a nice 50/50 hybrid, so that your mind and body are in on the same level.

Libra November 2015

Think of November as a game of life lessons, stoner Libra.  The Universe is radiating primarily positive energies upon you during this time, but you should be prepared for some unexpected let downs as well as lower than normal energy levels, so use your vitality wisely.  Try not to hit the pipe too hard this month and when you do partake, stick to Sativa dominant strains if possible.

Your personal life will be ambushed with multiple new encounters and many potential love interests.  Maybe you make some new friends and your smoking circle becomes a month long game of musical chairs, and your “love” life becomes a whirlwind of multiple affectionate and intimate relations.  The people you’re attracting may serve you on many different levels, but don’t get too attached to any of these relationships.  The majority (if not all) will be short-lived, but that does not mean that you can’t have fun. You should relish in every one of these experiences!

While your personal life is all about embracing the new, you should avoid the same approach in your career.  If it seems to good to be true, it most likely is.  Stay focused on your current affairs, and look out for those who might be trying to take advantage of you.  They good turn your good intentions into regret if you’re not careful.  Take your time and meditate with the sacred herb before making any promises.

Libra October 2015

Stoner Libra, October will have you feeling a little out of your element as pressing (and potentially unpleasant) issues require you to turn the bulk of your attention to the workplace.  The Cosmos will be unable to protect you from the negative emanations headed your way.  Just remember:  If you can maintain mental clarity and strength during this time, you will be able to overcome any obstacles you meet with grace.  I would recommend using an Indica strain (in moderation).  You’ll benefit from its relaxing properties in stressful times, and avoid the spacey-ness that comes from a Sativa strain.  A one-hitter is probably your best bet during the day to avoid over-medicating and losing needed motivation.

You’ve probably knew it was a long time coming, but there are things at work that require immediate action, with some drastic changes in order, especially if you hold any kind of leadership position.  Do not let the fear of confrontation deter you, as these issues must be dealt with in a timely fashion.  Odds are, you’ve probably let things slide for too long.  Your cooperative and fair-mannered approach will be appreciated by all parties involved.  If things are left unaddressed, or you choose to let your focus wander, you might find yourself in a downward spiral that will affect you more negatively than anyone else.  If you choose this path it may be hard to bounce back from the fallout.

In comparison to work, the other aspects of your life will flow pretty effortlessly.  Positive or negative, the outcomes of any personal relationships have already been predetermined by past actions or lack thereof.  Don’t allow yourself get distracted with thoughts of what might have been.  When one bowl burns out, load a new one.  Don’t try to scrape the remaining residue–I assure you, it will never smoke the same.  If you can accept things as they are and continue to move forward, you can shift your focus to who and what you hold of highest value.

Libra September 2015

You have the support of many astrological entities this month and September should prove to be a very positive time for you.  Stoner Libra, your drive for life and spreading the good vibes is one of the most admirable things about you.  You might feel slightly overwhelmed at everything you have planned this month between fun and work.  If you can plan appropriately, you won’t miss a beat.  I suggest a nice hybrid, to keep your body and mind feeling alright. September, like you, is all about keeping that balance.

The most exciting thing about your life right now is that you’re starting to truly realize what’s most important.  You desire a more “back to basics” lifestyle.  You’re starting to acknowledge that you might not need that $300 dab rig right now. Before making any purchase, stop and ask yourself, is this REALLY going to make me happy?

“The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively” – Bob Marley

Your loved ones and close friends are the only people you’ll want to give your time to this month.  Recognize who and what is bringing negativity into your life, and cut them out immediately.  Life’s too short to hang out with bad vibes.  You will also start to feel a shift in your thoughts towards having a partner. What used to seem like an inconvenience, no longer seems so bad.  And maybe, just maybe, that joint would be better smoked with that special someone.

Stay positive and one love!

Libra August 2015

Stoner Libra, the month of August may be crippling to your standard ebb and flow of gracefully coasting through life.  Although minor problems in public settings may seem to repel from you, larger ones are smoldering beneath the surface.  You will lack a large supply of energy, but you have enough to be able to handle and effectively resolve any of these issues as they come.  The lessons you gain from this could potentially be life changing in a positive way.  Keep your sights set on the future and remember:  “This too shall pass”.

Don’t expect any amazing accomplishments or rewards in the workplace.  Use your energy wisely, as supply is limited.  I recommend you use that same strategy when it comes to the herb.  Keep a one-hitter around for emergencies, but I would try to keep the leisurely smoking to a minimum.  You need to keep your mind clear of the fog.  You might find yourself seriously questioning your life purpose and career path at this time, so it’s important that you be intuitive and pay attention to what your heart is telling you.

You may also start experiencing issues with your partner.  You are already mentally drained, so try to avoid turning the small disagreements into catastrophic situations in which you can not come back from.  Do your best to listen.  If you are unsure how to react, maybe you should seek the advice of a trusted friend.  Just like your career, it may be time to sit back and ask yourself, “what the hell am I doing?”.   Stoner Libra, you are destined for great things, you just have to figure out what that is.   Time is ticking.

Libra July 2015

Stoner Libra, the planets are aligned in your favor and you will feel the strength of their unwavering support throughout July.  You can rest assured that this month will be filled with positive energies, emanating from yourself and those around you.  It will seem that every aspect of your life is radiating and prospering.  Seek out a nice hybrid strain for your herb of choice this month, as it will appeal to your natural desire for balance.

The world is your oyster right now!  Your mind will be flooded with new ideas and opportunities for growth will seem limitless.  It is important that you do not spread yourself too thin.  The actions you are making now will directly impact your future, and can potentially pave the way for bigger and better things.  If you are unsure of what’s most important right now, take a timeout for a quick smoke break and reflect.  When you smoke the sacred herb it reveals to you, your true self.  The sacred herb will also help you realize your true desires.

It will seem that your friends and family will be riding the same high as you.  More than ever, it would be in your best interest to seek out their company whenever possible.  Remember, you’re trying to find that perfect balance between work and pleasure.  Plan a relaxing get away with a small group of those you consider closest to you.  You will surely enjoy their company and good conversation.  Use their positive force field to continue to build yours.  You will come back feeling reset, recharged, and ready to tackle anything!

Libra June 2015

Stoner Libra, you will receive strong and positive support in all life aspects from the Universe this month.  If you decide to be proactive and use these energies to their full potential, the results could be life-changing.  Do not let change frighten you, Libra, you are all about balance and you will do just that this month if you stay attentive.

Your career has a very bright outlook, presenting you with many unique opportunities that could change your job for the better.  It would be silly if you didn’t take advantage of them.  During the beginning of the month, you should focus on planning a new project, or tackling a current one with a new and clear perspective.  If you run into a mental block, take a couple puffs of a nice sativa strain to boost your creativity and come back to it.  If you are working for someone else, this could be your start towards a promotion.  If you work for yourself, or hold a management position, it is likely that if you are going to gain a strong and loyal partnership if you are attentive to those around you.

The love front will be of most importance to the Libra this month.  Libras long for companionship; the successes and beauties of life are just as meaningful without someone to share them with.  Have patience, stay true to yourself, and do what you believe is necessary.  During the third ten day period of this month it is likely that you will meet that special someone who will enhance and change your life for the better.  If this someone turns out to not be a lover, possibly they will be a life-long Cannabis Companion.  The only thing that stands in front of you and destiny is you; do not be afraid to act.  If you are already in a relationship, it will be in your best interest to pay special attention to your lover.  Now is the perfect time to plan a trip, just the two of you.  This could be the one of the best times in your relationship.