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The Stoner Libra is the life of the smoke circle. The scales keep them balanced, and make them a wonderful cannabis companion.

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Libra May 2015

Stoner Libra, are you so full of life this month!  No negative influences will be able to hinder the incredible positive energies thriving inside of you at this current stage in your life. Use these energies proficiently and you will thrive.

Your career and your financial situation are both going to receive tremendous boosts, but don’t expect to have it come to you for free.  Even though it feels as if the universe is looking out for you during this time; you will not be able to rely on the flow of all the good things happening to carry you on it’s back.  Success is in the books for you, but it directly relies on how much you work you are willing to put in for it.  Nobody is going to load that bowl for you.  It’s time to turn your brain on, and get to work on those big projects awaiting you.  Mindless actions will not get you very far.

During the first ten days in May, you may have to make some definitive decisions.  These may seem insignificant to those around you, but do not dismiss what is truly important to you and your future.  Everything you do today shapes your tomorrow.  While a decision is necessary, be sure to think it through before you take any affirmative action.  If you are in a relationship, it might be time to decide what is most important to you:  Your relationship and the life you have together, or your own personal happiness and the life you desire to have.  Any decisions that you need to make should be made before the new Moon on the 18th.  If left alone, the issues at hand will become much worse and much more difficult to resolve.  Thus potentially interfering with your ability to handle much more important things in your life that truly do need your attention.

If you are alone, do not fear.  This gives you just enough time to prepare yourself to meet someone new.  Whether it’s a new cannabis companion or a new love interest, you are surely to meet someone around the third ten day period of May.  Be sure to make yourself available.

 

Libra April 2015

Stoner Libra, April may prove to be a slightly more difficult time for you.  You may have quite a few issues knocking on your doorstep.  How you handle these problems is what will make or break you this month.  Luckily, you will get a much needed boost of energy after the first ten day period, so try to ride on those positive energies and influences, and spread that big beautiful light to those around you as much as possible.

You will need to go with the flow of your career.  Don’t get too hung up on specific plans:  Odds are they will not go how you had hoped, but there is no use crying over spilt bong water.  Face life’s curve balls with confidence and you should be able to solve any problems with minimal setbacks.  If you start to feel overwhelmed, try to make a list of all necessary tasks and prioritize them.  No one expects you to get every little thing done, but if you can knock the important tasks out you will be able to relax a little.

Your personal relationships won’t be much easier.  Mixed emotions, stress, and the crippling effect of the Black Moon will make it difficult to be non-confrontational, but you must do your best to avoid arguments with your partner, or it could open a can of worms in your relationship.  Try to shower your partner with attention.  Go on dates.  Surprise them with a gift.  Perhaps there is a pipe they’ve had their eye on?  Libra, I know you can do this.  The first half will be a struggle, but towards the end of the month the storm clouds will break and you will see the light on the horizon.

Libra March 2015

Stoner Libra, your main focus will be on your personal relationships during March, casting an uncertain shadow on your career and finances.  This month may put your emotions in the spot light.  Your emotions should not be feared, but should be used as a tool to better understand what it is that you’re looking for.  Being the sign of balance; use your smoke breaks to find equilibrium with both your logical and emotional sides of yourself.

The overall outcome of your relationships will be up to you.  The planets are lined up to cast a slight negative shadow of doubt about yourself, or your current situation.  Don’t expect any useful guidance from friends or family.  You are going to have to figure this one out on your own.  Listen to your heart and stay true to yourself.  The best thing you can do in uncertain times, is to keep moving forward, one brave step at a time.  If you begin to feel like it’s hopeless, just remember that there is no need to rush.  All the good things that you deserve will come to you in good time.  Just keep putting out those good vibes.  Despite the planets attempts, March still has the potential to be a very positive one for your personal life, especially if you already know what you want.

With the vast majority of your attention being put on your relationships, your career will almost feel like it’s an autopilot.  Overall, your job will be stable.  If you are in a managerial position, or someone who is used to being in charge, you will not face many problems, but you also won’t be receiving much support from others like you’re used to.  Create a list of all the goals and tasks that you need to accomplish.  By putting your work into an organized list, you can start to tackle the work load one item at a time.  Seeing the tasks crossed off as they are completed can also help motivation levels.  Now, if you are someone working in a lower level, or you’re used to being a passive person, you might have a few more difficulties.  Nothing really exciting has been happening, or you might be feeling more comfortable in your job.  Try not to coast for too long, or you could lose it all if you’re not mindful.  A nice Sativa strain might get some creative energies flowing, and be just the trick you need to get off this plateau.

Libra Feburary 2015

Stoner Libra, the universe is on your side during the month of February.  But then again, when isn’t It?  While you sail smoothly along for yet another month, life may not be a jar of nugs for those around you.  Try to be sensitive to the problems of close friends and family.  Even if their issues may not seem important to you, it’ll be in your best interest to be there for them if they need you.  Remember, they are not asking you to solve their issues or cast judgement.  Just lend an ear, and if appropriate, bring some of that magic healing herb.

The Goddess of Love will have her influence in your personal relationships this month, bringing you many positive encounters that you could potentially stand to gain from.  Be ready.  A large scale event is coming your way:  Whether it’s a new love, a new baby, new business partner, or even a new smoke buddy, it will be something positive and maybe even life changing.

In the workplace, your actions will speak much louder than your words.  You may be receiving negative energies from colleagues or competitors, but don’t let that kill your good vibes.  Try to use these and past experiences as a learning tool.  Don’t lose sight of your goals.  Working hard and staying on track may open the door to new business opportunities.

Your health is really the only threat you’ll be facing this month.  If you’re unable to manage the stress that may come along with your career it will become problamatic.  Although balancing stress should be no problem for your mellow tempered self, it can occasionally creep up on you.  When you feel stress levels rising, grab your vape pen and hit the outdoors, even if it’s just for a quick walk.  Nature always brings out the best in you.

Libra January 2015

It is important that you stay motivated and focused during the month of January, Stoner Libra.  Possible stress or conflict may have you feeling slightly out of your element for the first half of the month, but don’t worry about a thing.  If you start to feel overwhelmed, take a short break and let the herb free your mind.  This will help you maintain your desired inner-balance and allow you to make more clear-headed decisions.

Stoner Libra, now is the time to focus on your career.  January will bring many opportunities that will be highly in your favor if you aren’t too stoned to miss them.  Keep your eyes on the bigger picture and really evaluate all possible outcomes before making any big decisions.  You’re likely to have increased cash flow this month and, while you must be careful not to overindulge, feel free to treat yourself to that over-sized blunt wrap at the end of the week.

You’ve earned it!Now is also a great time to strengthen old friendships, as well as create new ones.  Libra, you are known for your charm and charisma but you are at the top of your social game in January. Your optimism and good humor are contagious, making others feel drawn to you.  (Or maybe it’s the sweet smell coming from the baggy in your pocket attracting them. Who knows?)