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The Stoner Libra is the life of the smoke circle. The scales keep them balanced, and make them a wonderful cannabis companion.

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Libra March 2015

Stoner Libra, your main focus will be on your personal relationships during March, casting an uncertain shadow on your career and finances.  This month may put your emotions in the spot light.  Your emotions should not be feared, but should be used as a tool to better understand what it is that you’re looking for.  Being the sign of balance; use your smoke breaks to find equilibrium with both your logical and emotional sides of yourself.

The overall outcome of your relationships will be up to you.  The planets are lined up to cast a slight negative shadow of doubt about yourself, or your current situation.  Don’t expect any useful guidance from friends or family.  You are going to have to figure this one out on your own.  Listen to your heart and stay true to yourself.  The best thing you can do in uncertain times, is to keep moving forward, one brave step at a time.  If you begin to feel like it’s hopeless, just remember that there is no need to rush.  All the good things that you deserve will come to you in good time.  Just keep putting out those good vibes.  Despite the planets attempts, March still has the potential to be a very positive one for your personal life, especially if you already know what you want.

With the vast majority of your attention being put on your relationships, your career will almost feel like it’s an autopilot.  Overall, your job will be stable.  If you are in a managerial position, or someone who is used to being in charge, you will not face many problems, but you also won’t be receiving much support from others like you’re used to.  Create a list of all the goals and tasks that you need to accomplish.  By putting your work into an organized list, you can start to tackle the work load one item at a time.  Seeing the tasks crossed off as they are completed can also help motivation levels.  Now, if you are someone working in a lower level, or you’re used to being a passive person, you might have a few more difficulties.  Nothing really exciting has been happening, or you might be feeling more comfortable in your job.  Try not to coast for too long, or you could lose it all if you’re not mindful.  A nice Sativa strain might get some creative energies flowing, and be just the trick you need to get off this plateau.

Libra Feburary 2015

Stoner Libra, the universe is on your side during the month of February.  But then again, when isn’t It?  While you sail smoothly along for yet another month, life may not be a jar of nugs for those around you.  Try to be sensitive to the problems of close friends and family.  Even if their issues may not seem important to you, it’ll be in your best interest to be there for them if they need you.  Remember, they are not asking you to solve their issues or cast judgement.  Just lend an ear, and if appropriate, bring some of that magic healing herb.

The Goddess of Love will have her influence in your personal relationships this month, bringing you many positive encounters that you could potentially stand to gain from.  Be ready.  A large scale event is coming your way:  Whether it’s a new love, a new baby, new business partner, or even a new smoke buddy, it will be something positive and maybe even life changing.

In the workplace, your actions will speak much louder than your words.  You may be receiving negative energies from colleagues or competitors, but don’t let that kill your good vibes.  Try to use these and past experiences as a learning tool.  Don’t lose sight of your goals.  Working hard and staying on track may open the door to new business opportunities.

Your health is really the only threat you’ll be facing this month.  If you’re unable to manage the stress that may come along with your career it will become problamatic.  Although balancing stress should be no problem for your mellow tempered self, it can occasionally creep up on you.  When you feel stress levels rising, grab your vape pen and hit the outdoors, even if it’s just for a quick walk.  Nature always brings out the best in you.

Libra January 2015

It is important that you stay motivated and focused during the month of January, Stoner Libra.  Possible stress or conflict may have you feeling slightly out of your element for the first half of the month, but don’t worry about a thing.  If you start to feel overwhelmed, take a short break and let the herb free your mind.  This will help you maintain your desired inner-balance and allow you to make more clear-headed decisions.

Stoner Libra, now is the time to focus on your career.  January will bring many opportunities that will be highly in your favor if you aren’t too stoned to miss them.  Keep your eyes on the bigger picture and really evaluate all possible outcomes before making any big decisions.  You’re likely to have increased cash flow this month and, while you must be careful not to overindulge, feel free to treat yourself to that over-sized blunt wrap at the end of the week.

You’ve earned it!Now is also a great time to strengthen old friendships, as well as create new ones.  Libra, you are known for your charm and charisma but you are at the top of your social game in January. Your optimism and good humor are contagious, making others feel drawn to you.  (Or maybe it’s the sweet smell coming from the baggy in your pocket attracting them. Who knows?)