Libra

The Stoner Libra is the life of the smoke circle. The scales keep them balanced, and make them a wonderful cannabis companion.

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LIBRA APRIL 2017

Stoner Libra, the April time period will be adventurous and productive. The planets have aligned to put in you in a position for success and good fortune. However, the universe is only blessing you with the gift of support stoner Libra. Blessings and gifts of good fortune will only come with action and diligence.

It’s time to take a tolerance break stoner Libra. One of the magical aspects of the sacred herb is that it is not physically addictive. Any dependence or reliance on the sacred herb is in your head. You have always been in control of the green road you follow. It’s time to turn off the green road and pave a new path for the second spring month. You will always be able to find your way back to the green road when the time is right.

The cosmos will be supportive of decisive action and community participation in April stoner Libra. Both in the work life and love life, all blessings will be up to your concentrated effort. Now is the time to participate in any team building exercises at work or volunteer for any projects within your company. What are you interested in stoner Libra? Seek out a group centered around your passion. Whether you organize or simply participate, networking with your fellow cannabis companions will be crucial to personal success. Maybe there is a hike you and your cannabis companions have always wanted to tackle. Maybe you have discussed an “art night.” The time is now to get out there and mingle.

With a clear head and ambitious spirit, the April time period will bear delicious fruit. The key will be diligent concentration and strong decision making.

Libra March 2017

The celestial bodies align this March to lend a passive assistance to the Stoner Libra.  Opportunities aplenty will be available to you, but you must give the effort required.  March will be a great time period to resolve any existing problems in your work or personal life.  Stoner Libra, it will serve you well to streamline your personal routines, be punctual, and avoid trivial obstacles.  This renewed effort to declutter will allow you the mental energy to focus wholeheartedly on your goals and desired outcomes without being bogged down with small stresses. This first month of spring holds promise for those who keep a forward-moving attitude and positive spirit.  Early in the month try to plan a soothing solitary evening spent with the sacred herb.  This will assist you in aligning your state of mind with the universe and refreshing your perspectives.

Stoner Libra, this month’s work life will be interesting, to say the least.  There may be changes you will face, but they will likely not be the changes you were expecting.  Keep your eye trained on the sidelines.  Use your peripheral vision more so than your third eye to see attacks coming at you.  Have faith in your celestial guardians and know that any change involving you will be for the best.  March is a great month for Stoner Libras to negotiate and implement personal projects.  Stay humble and positive throughout this month and enjoy the fruits of your spiritual evolution.  Staying relaxed and refreshed is important for positive outcomes this month, Stoner Libra.  End your day with meditative sessions with an indica strain.  Journaling will help you stay organized and benefit you greatly.

The personal life of the Stoner Libra will be fairly intense this month!  Remember these words:  What you put in will be in direct correlation to what you get out.  Keep a level head and objective viewpoint, don’t rush to conclusions.  On the other side of the coin, don’t hesitate when action is required.  Stay balanced and always make your decisions with weighted logic.  Be kind to the new acquaintances you make, but be sure you don’t open up too quickly or expect them to as well.  A great way to enrich friendship and build bonds with new cannabis companions is a game night.  Enjoy.

 

Libra February 2017

The month of February is one of positivity, promise, and good energy for the stoner Libra.  This gift from the cosmos requires strong focus and determination.  There are good things in store for you this month stoner Libra, but you must be ready & willing to “grab the bull by the horns.”  Be prepared for an opportunity to arise and to act upon that opportunity.  Many Libras have the dual blessing and misfortune of a “slow and steady wins the race” approach to life.  While that suits you well in certain situations, look at February as a month in which you can practice and hone your assertive strategies and quick reactions. You will need to keep a creative out-of-the-box approach and stay adaptive in the face of change.  Take time for yourself early in the month with a deep relaxing meditative smoke session.  This journey with the sacred herb will help you align to mission ahead in February.

In the workplace, expect to see new opportunities to expand your business.  Stoner Libras can expect new adventures in February.  Exciting new projects, responsibilities and even investments are all possible in the February time period.  If you are considering starting or expanding your own business, February is an excellent month to take action.  Success awaits if you stay diligent and prepare yourself well for the next adventure.  Be thoughtful, considering, and prudent in your endeavors.  All the while, stay ready to take action.  If you live in a legal cannabis state, give a moment of thought to how you can participate in this exciting new field.
The personal relationship forecast for February remains a bit vague but ultimately positive. You will be faced with important choices in your personal life, but none too complex to handle. Stay positive and open.  In times of stress or indecision, encircle yourself with your cannabis companions and take solace in their stony fellowship.

Libra January 2017

January of 2017 has the potential of being quite intriguing for the stoner Libra!  The old saying “Luck favors the prepared” should be highly regarded my cannabis companion.  Maybe I should also say luck favors the observant as well.  Keep your lucky pipe packed and ready for what may very well be a magnificent beginning to a New Year!

Being a cog in the wheel of the work world will be bumpy if you are not properly oiled.  (Did you prepare well?)  Taking responsibility for one’s self in the workplace is of utmost importance this January.  I suggest taking it easy on medicating at work!  Maybe you will find that you’ve outgrown the position you hold?  Or do you see a promotion on the horizon?  Only you, stoner Libra, knows which path is the best path for you to walk down.  This month urges you to walk down the one that is perfect for you and you will be rewarded handsomely!

The personal world of the single stoner Libra is a ball of unknown potential.  Your personal thoughts about your reality will be key in every aspect of your social world.  Reach for an indica in the evenings and relax.  Breath in deeply to feel the good vibes of life and don’t worry yourself too much about finding the perfect someone – just yet.  You could accidentally attract the wrong kind of attention if you dwell on your loneliness!  For those Libras in love do not fret about a decision.  The one you have leaned towards the most will find you the most fulfillment!  So sit back relax and enjoy a nice celebratory toke or two with your partner!

Overall, stoner Libra, if you believe you are lucky you most definitely will be this January! Happy New Year!

Libra December 2016

Stoner Libra you seem to be headed towards a cosmic wave machine.  The December time period will feel like kicking shallow waves one day and drowning under a wall of water the next.  It’s time to stock your sacred medicine cabinet stoner Libra because you will need every tool in your chest available for changing conditions.  You know yourself, the coming time period will require a deft touch with meditative smoke sessions.

Don’t fret stoner Libra, you aren’t mad or unstable.  The universe will challenge you with bipolar conditions in December.  Lethargy will give way to intensity.  Ambition will swap with anxiety.  One day may require rain boots, and another day may require tissues.  One day may require celebration, and another day may require counsel.  In the end, you are strong enough to navigate these changing emotional conditions to float in your desired section of the wave machine.

At work lean on the systems and protocols in place to keep you on track and managing tasks.  You can reinforce your position by cementing productivity, challenges, and success.  Work can become an escape from the emotional roller coaster of December because of the stability and structure it provides.

In your love life stoner Libra, you must embrace and manage the emotional waves of the cosmic machine.  Smile and appreciate the white hot passion in moments of bliss.  Breathe and let it be in moments of white-hot passion in moments of anger or confusion.  We are all alone floating through the universe with our own individual challenges.  In the end, you can find success and happiness in this turbulent time.  It might be fun, right?

Libra November 2016

Stoner Libra I am able to offer you a wonderful plan of action for the month of November.  The universe has interesting influences for you for this time period.  There will be challenges, but with smartly placed effort you should finish the period with a happy-go-lucky sense of peace.  Our plan must require us to break the month up into two halves.

The beginning of the November time period will bring the largest challenge for the stoner Libra.  The cosmos will be working against you in terms of productivity and stagnation.  The cosmos will not arm you with the necessary energy and influence to fight off enemies and negativity.  It will be very important in the first half of November to breathe and let it be.  Behind the scenes, you can work on your plan for the second half of the month.  Creativity will be the key during this difficult time.

Take time for yourself early in the November time period for a private meditative session with your favorite strain of the sacred herb.  Organizing and planning with creativity early in the month will give you a task list and action plan to execute.  You will be armed with the necessary tools to defeat your enemies and fend off negativity when the difficult cosmic clouds are lifted.

Your participation with life partners and cannabis companions will not be so complicated in November stoner Libra.  Do not beat yourself up over past mistakes.  Acknowledgment of your errors and corrective measures will provide the opportunity for success moving forward.  Engage your family and friends with joy and love, and they will return your affection accordingly.

Libra October 2016

Stoner Libra, are you prepared for many minor disappointments that won’t impact your life in meaningful ways?  Ok, then you are ready for October!  Oh, baby, that was harsh, but a sedative reality is coming in the October time period.  If the cosmic stars decide to ignore you for a time period, at least that’s better than if the stars were against you.  That’s it stoner Libra, let’s start practicing looking on the bright side!  Stock up on the most energizing Sativa.  Indica couch lock meditative sessions could only exacerbate your challenges in October.  You will need to find motivation and energy from your smoke sessions.

Workplace tension, productivity, and accomplishment will all be at low levels in October for the stoner Libra.  Energy levels will be low so it will be important not to take on too much at work.  Stay within yourself and focus on the day-to-day tasks.  Remember stoner Libra, October is filled with a lot of minor speed bumps.  At least you aren’t looking forward to asteroidal pot holes!

It has been said, “Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.”  It is also true stoner Libras are from Saturn.  This month your space travel will feel like you lost your home.  Take note of your cannabis companions and loved ones, as you are wandering the planet without an emotional home this month.  It will be important to listen and be attentive to the needs of your loved ones.  You can’t solve the problems of others if you are searching for emotional balance.

You got this stoner Libra.  Remember, only 10 mph over speed bumps.

Libra September 2016

Being the sign of scales in our beautiful zodiac, balance is always a stoner Libra’s goal.  For September of 2016 find a perfectly balanced strain of sacred herb to help you feel your way through any moments of doubt.  This month the cosmos will be testing your ability to stay emotionally stable.  Do not let your past dictate your future successes my dear cannabis companion!

It seems that the direction of your work will be challenging, to say the least.  Here is where you really need to focus.  It may seem as if problems are cropping up everywhere and that insanity is slowly creeping in.  Do not try to douse out all the fires at once.  Hit your vape and figure out a few of the problems you can most assuredly handle.  Then delegate the rest.  By doing this you will show great strength and save great emotional efforts.  All while eliminating problems that have existed for months. Truly you will put on a great show for management or better yet, your competition.

For you my stoner Libra, all things love, will be the simple.  Everything in your personal relationships should go very smoothly this month.  K.I.S.S. each probable obstacle and you will forget it as soon as you’ve crossed its path.  Find time to do some soul searching with the sacred herb in your down time.  Allow it to open up your senses to a new form of art and expression; you will feel more revitalized and uplifted because of it.  Be strong, stay kind and enjoy September Libra!   

Libra August 2016

Stoner Libra, you can rest easy knowing that any negative emanations will be balanced out by the good this month, leaving you with an overall calm and harmonious feeling.  August will still bring some difficult situations and experiences that will “go up in flames”, but it is nothing that you can’t handle, which will be the most important part.  Nothing that happens this month is of real importance or significance in the larger picture of life.  The only thing that really matters is how you handle these situations and the lessons that you take with you when they’re over.  The outcome of any event lies in your hands.  You have the power; use it.

You can expect some small changes at work that directly benefit you, like a bonus or a better shift.  Whatever it is, these benefits have already been earned and are coming to you without effort.  There is no need to show off at work to achieve anything.  Simply do your job, and do it well, and everything else will be taken care of.  At the beginning of the month, set forth all of your goals and tasks for the month, and get started on them.  One at a time, complete a task then puff, puff, pass onto the next, and somewhere in the middle of the month, things will just “click”.  You will feel more comfortable at your job than you have for a while.  Hey, who knows, you might even start to enjoy your job a little bit! 😉

Your personal life may cause a couple more hiccups, but again, anything that happens is in your control.  Don’t let your mind get clouded with worry or doubt.  Calmly discuss any questions or concerns that you have.  If there are changes that need to be made, make them for yourself and no one else.  If it’s time to walk away, then that is what you must do.  Don’t fear the unknown.  You have an immense amount of support within your group of friends, and they will prove their loyalty and the true meaning of friendship more than ever this month.  Try to keep your energies running high and your mind clear by smoking a higher-energy Sativa strain.

Libra July 2016

Stoner Libra, the scales will balance out during July, and you will feel a sense of absolute balance in your life.  This is not to say that it will be the most “exciting” month you’ve ever had, but it will definitely be one where you feel the most comfortable in your own skin and at ease with your current life stage.  July will bring mostly all positive encounters, and you will soar through the month with much ease.  That does not mean that small conflicts won’t arise, but you will have the ability to calmly solve any issues that arise.

In the work sphere, things will stay on-course almost effortlessly.  Just because it seems too good to be true times, it is important to not doubt yourself during this time.  Your intuition will surely guide you to success if you allow it.  Your easy coming success and grace in the workplace will be the envy of coworkers and colleagues.  If you are not already, there may be an opportunity for you to rise to a management or leadership position at your job.  Keep up the good work, and at the end of the month, feel free to reward yourself.  Maybe a new pipe, or roll up a celebratory Super Blunt for you and some buds.

In the emotional sphere, Libras will feel an overall sense of comfort with friends and themselves.  You will come to realize how loyal and amazing your closest friends are.  Spend as much time with them as you can.  Nothing will raise your vibration higher than surrounding yourself with those who love you unconditionally.  However, you may be met with some unjust accusations or feelings of dishonesty from your significant other.  Avoid taking the defensive side.  If you have not done anything wrong, then there is nothing to worry about.  Meet them with a freshly loaded bowl and calmly explain the silliness of the situation, and they will more than likely smoke about it, forget about it.