Libra

The Stoner Libra is the life of the smoke circle. The scales keep them balanced, and make them a wonderful cannabis companion.

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Libra February 2018

Stoner Libra keep your bowl packed, February is sure to be a month of fellowship and bonding. Planetary positions will favor a contemplative Libra with a mind toward personal growth within a tight smoke circle. That is not to say the responsibility of the cosmic adventure in February will fall on the stoner Libra’s shoulders. A team effort with your cannabuddies will ensure success and growth.

Seeking insight into your individual perspective will assist your efforts to become closer with your cannabis companions. Early in the month is Groundhog Day. What a perfect time to sink deep into yourself with an Indica dominant Kush Cake. Allow the sacred herb to take you inside yourself and high above the terrestrial plain. Take time to meditate about your place on this planetary spaceship and among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. This preparatory work early in the month will give you great insight into your cannabis companions and light deeper meaning in the fire of the smoke circle.

A friend with weed is a friend in deed. February may bring some challenges, but a team effort will be sure to solve any problems. Use your smoke circle like a Swiss Army knife to tackle problems and tasks that come your way. Each person possesses unique skill sets that enhance the group as a whole. Be sure to place trust in your partners in chronic. They will reciprocate. It is possible by the end of February that your smoke circle will be as tight as that dank preroll.

There are no cosmic signs of danger or excitement in the workplace stoner Libra. The best course of action is to keep your head down, and plot through all tasks that come your way. Perhaps your coworkers will enjoy the stories of your bonding adventures with cannabis companions.

Libra January 2018

Stoner Libra the start to 2018 will be quite an adventure. Even though you may lose your terrestrial compass bearings, warm cosmic gravity waves will keep you planted firmly on the ground. Flexibility will be the key to unlock the positive promises of the universe in January. Quick moments of change, and inconsistent emanations from your planetary influencers, will create instability within your life path. For this reason, it will be best to save deep meditative dives with the sacred herb for future time periods. This is not the time for that powerful gummy stoner Libra. Instead, keep your medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb light and flexible. Perhaps this is the month to try that high CDB strain you have been thinking about.

Stoner Libra you have built a great support structure for uneasy periods like this. When a situation or dynamic changes quickly on you in January, you will be best served to tackle the changing environment with the assistance of your cannabis companions. Do not strike out on your own in this cold wilderness. In matters of love and business, my words ring true. Toke about it with your inner smoke circle. An outside perspective will help you keep your bearings on a shifting terrestrial platform.

Particularly in the workplace, pay close attention to your teammates and adversaries. Moments of action at work may not come in January. However, with this increased attention and knowledge you will position yourself advantageously for future time periods. With the pressure released for action in January, you will be left with plenty of mental space for planning. Taking the steps of research will greatly assist any career advancement this year.

The most important aspect of this period will be the trust you place in the support of your stoner circle. The Beatles said it best, “Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends. Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends. Mmm, going to try with a little help from my friends.”

Libra December 2017

Houston to Stoner Libra, all systems are go for launch. Communications … Go. creativity … Go. Love … … we are a go.

You got this! Cosmic winds will be like rocket boosters at your back for the December time period. It’s always exciting to have that much power pushing you forward, but the current planetary alignment will take you through with confidence. The sacred herb will be your navigational systems. Any species or strain will be in your comfort zone this month stoner Libra. There is one exception: Avoid medicated edibles in December. More about that later.

Stoner Libra you will soar in the workplace. Flying through the sky on your rocket ship to the heavens, work will come at a comfortable pace with efficiency and productivity. Money may not fall from the heavens like rain, but fortune favors the bold. With cosmic jet packs on your back, you should have confidence and daring on your side.

It’s love and passion where you will see the most impact from your cosmic thrusters in December. For those stoner Libra’s in a relationship, take time with the sacred herb to meditate about your partner. Natural communication will flow from this medicated smoke session, and your love will blossom to new atmospheric horizons. For the single stoner Libra’s, a meditative smoke session focused on self confidence and self love will be your prescription for December. As you reach the heights of the upper atmosphere, potential mates will see you in the glowing light of the sun as you see yourself.

Houston, we have a problem. Much like the lift off of a large space craft, you will encounter a lot of shake, rattle, and rolling to begin your cosmic journey. Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Libra. This usually can cause communication breakdowns and moments of self doubt. However, other planetary alignments will safeguard your travels. Avoid medicated sacred herbal edibles. An uncontrollable deep dive with medibles could send you off the flight path with insecurities, confusion, and paranoia. God speed stoner Libra.

Libra November 2017

Stoner Libra I have a song that will produce the right kind of mood for what the cosmos has presented in November: Imagine by John Lennon. Planetary alignments will be tugging on your altruistic heart strings. Since empathy and idealism are in your core nature, you will be in perfect planetary alignment for what matters most. Preparation and internal analysis will be required to strengthen your focus and impact.

Spark one up! What matters most to you stoner Libra? Fight the power! Battle for equality! Release the drug war prisoners! Legalize the sacred herb! November is a perfect time for activism and charity. Take a moment early in the month for a contemplative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Tune in to your inner voice and align your frequency with the cause that matters most to you. Focus on a central issue because solving all the world’s problems may be a bit too ambitious for one person. The second half of the month will offer plenty of opportunities to make an impact on your social cause and reward your inner soul.

The holiday season is just around the corner stoner Libra. This can be a stressful time of year for all the star signs. It will be important to take time in November for internal contemplation and growth. The mid month point offers a celestial opening to take a deep dive with the sacred herb and take time for yourself. No matter what you decide is the correct course of action, make sure that relaxation and personal space are at the focal point. This reparative meditative dive with the sacred herb will recharge your soul and place you in a great position for the activism and service to others that lies ahead. “Imagine all the people, living life in peace. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope some day you’ll join us, and the world will be one” John Lennon and the stoner Libra.

Libra October 2017

Stoner Libra the October time period brings opportunity for rewards. Keep in mind that “reward” does not imply blind luck, but a return from effort and input. So often interpretation of the cosmos and planetary influence implies destiny without choice. But this is false stoner Libra. Whether it be karmic returns or opportunities from effort, we all have influence of our experience among the stars. Take time to meditate with the sacred herb early in October. The species or strain does not matter this month stoner Libra, but the attention and guiding light should focus your third eye toward effort and result.

Investment is the key word for the October time period stoner Libra. The planets have aligned to increase the likelihood of return on investment. Let’s not constrain ourselves to a monetary result. There are many forms of investment that can provide rich rewards. Spark one up, balance your chakras, and visualize the opportunity of investment.

Investment in self:
Where are you at currently on this terrestrial plane? How would you like to proceed? Only with investment can you move forward. Health and fitness comes with an investment in body and spirit. Intellectual advancement comes with an investment in education. There is no reward without the investment of effort.

Investment in community:
Bonding with your fellow cosmic travelers is a rich reward of life. Love and companionship comes in many forms, from intimacy to smoke circles. An investment in communication will greatly increase the opportunity for reward in this regard. Only you know your community interests, and only you can invest the time and communication to strengthen your community bonds.

Investment in love:
Stoner Libra, in order to receive the rewards of love from cannabis companions, family members, or life partners, you must first invest in them. Offering a helping hand or soft shoulder will be required in October. This empathetic act of love is an investment in your fellow cosmic astronaut. Just being there and supporting others will have great rewards in spirit and love.

Libra September 2017

Stoner Libra, the September time period will be in sharp contrast to the ZING of August. Planetary supporters are tired from your exuberant August time period. Thus you will be floating through the cosmos under your own power and guidance. Yes, your fate is in your own hands stoner Libra. Your efforts, not the stars or planets will guide your progress.

Energy, ideas, and effort will be the key to September stoner Libra. Avoid the Indica species of the sacred herb. Couch lock or complacency could be disastrous to progress. Meditative smoke sessions with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will provide the energy and ideas to propel you forward during a stagnant time.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst on the work front stoner Libra. The stagnation of September will give way mid month to a flurry of activity. The energetic work you put in initially will pay off throughout the month. However, keep in mind that the benefit or arena in the work-space may not be of a traditional sense. You’ve had these creative ideas in the past. September could be the month to put a plan in action to set out on your own adventure in commerce. This is not to say a change of occupation will occur, but now is the time to let those creative juices guide you down your own path. Perhaps that new business with cannabis companions is what will drive you in September.

Lack of planetary influence will actually benefit the stoner Libra in matters of the heart and companionship. Stagnation will actually provide a peace and calm rarely felt. This is the perfect time to solidify and enhance relationships with family. What can be better than blowing clouds with the ones you hold most dear? This may not be an expansive time for your inner smoke circle, but the quality of your adventures with cannabis companions will be enriching and fulfilling.

Libra August 2017

Do you hear that buzzing sound stoner Libra? Perhaps it is more of a hum or a zing. Hear it? It’s you! August will be a time of boundless energy for the stoner Libra. New experiences and relationships will all be expected in the August time period. The universe has blessed you with a positive adventure. The only thing that can hold you back is complacency and negativity.

Get out! It’s festival season. Snatch up some tickets and make your plans. August is the time to get out and seek new experiences and meet fellow cosmic travelers. If a music festival just isn’t a possibility, then find other options that puts you in a celebratory position with your cannabis companions. Deep meditative dives with the sacred herb are not required in August. Be yourself and enjoy the sacred herb without deep internal thought. There will be plenty of opportunities to discuss life, the universe, and everything with new and old cannabis companions. Avoid indoor couch lock stoner Libra. All of the positive cosmic vibes I feel for you in August involve crowds, celebration, and the outdoors.

Your age or gender does not matter. These words are not just for a young single college student. Do not dismiss this opportunity. August is the time for something different than your normal path. Amazing experiences and people will unveil themselves when you try something new and put yourself out into the cosmic wave of humanity.

Specifically the 7th of August will be a catalytic time marker for the stoner Libra. The full moon will be out. Libras will feel like a tuning fork for wavelengths & energies flowing throughout the cosmos and our terrestrial plane. These omens of fun and companionship underlie a deeper current of knowledge and understanding that is possible in the August time period. This could be a significant moment in your life as far as understanding your place in the cosmos and your relation to your fellow humans. Whoa, deep dude. Good luck.

Libra July 2017

Hurray! Celestial forces have gathered to rally on behalf of the stoner Libra in the second summer month. This does not mean that you can sail through July with reckless abandon. Universal forces are on your side, but they will not actively clear a safe path. Meditative smoke sessions for the stoner Libra should focus on positivity and responsibility. Belief in yourself and accepting the blessings of the universe may seem like a simple concept, but it is something we all struggle with. Often our success comes from the situations we place ourselves in, not from fortune from the gods. Thus, positive mantras outward and self belief inward is where the magic of success manifests itself.

Responsibility in action will set up all of the success for the stoner Libra in July. Now is not the time to push the laws of physics or the laws of the land. It would be wise to measure your exuberance of the moment so as to make it to the next moment safely and without harm. Each stoner Libra is unique, and must take this message into account for their own situation.

Think and act with positivity stoner Libra. The second summer month will be a busy time. With a positive mood and spirit, fun can be found in any activity or place. When negativity creeps into your sphere, smoke about it and forget about it. Deflecting negativity, whether internal or external, is the key to avoiding drama and enjoying the outdoor activities of the summer months. New cannabis companions await out in the summer sun. There will be endless opportunities and options to enjoy July in the way you want.

LIBRA JUNE 2017

Stoner Libra the position of the sun in June is sure to bring action to your universal sphere. Do not allow negativity to creep into your thoughts. The action packed month of June isn’t guaranteed to be positive, but internal confidence and positivity goes a long way in influencing cosmic waves. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the June time period. Focus your third eye internally and seek confidence in your path and abilities.

When smoke clouds lift, intentions of close cannabis companions can be explored and discovered. The first summer month will bring swift action related to your smoke circle. Do not doubt yourself and your position within your circle. Approach a friendly dilemma with a friendly demeanor. Trust that any outcome can have a positive transition. Your positive attitude and brilliant insight will influence your cannabis companions.

Stoner Libra do not pick fights at work in the month of June. It should be paramount to avoid conflict in the workplace. The only thing required to keep the peace will be an attentive focus and confident resolve. Problems should take care of themselves as long as you are standing guard ready when needed.

Single stoner Libras should focus on themselves in June. Self reflection and inner understanding must first be acquired before a meaningful long lasting relationship can gain a foothold. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for this inner dive into self awareness. Libras with partners must shower their loved one with attention and action in the first summer month. Positive and fruitful adventures will result. Find that perfect scenic smoke spot and create a lasting memory together.

LIBRA MAY 2017

Stoner Libra, the universe will test your skills at twisting and turning in the May time period. But this test falls right into your skill set to seek balance in problems and opportunities. Twist one up and burn one down stoner Libra; your skills are suited for success in the final Spring month. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on success and confidence. The stars have aligned to bless you with a fruitful month, but do not reach for the stars. The only cosmic limitations placed on your success will be the highs of your achievements.

Tasks and problems in the workplace will be no match for you stoner Libra. As you bend, twist, and turn your way through May you will feel like a magician, impressing all around you. As your confidence grows and problems are whisked away with your magic morphing skills, remember that there is a ceiling to your powers and achievements. As long as you maintain a conservative path with your efforts, you should be able to conquer all. Let’s save that half gram dab or multi gram joint for another time stoner Libra.

The same positive cosmic influence regarding situations of love and companionship will hold true in the May time period. That person you’ve had your eye on … that smoke circle you’ve wanted to join … that family member you’ve wished to come closer … all reasonable desires are possible in May stoner Libra. As long as you don’t ask too much of those around you, everything is attainable. Cosmic kush smoke signals can definitely be seen regarding the possibilities of increasing your social smoke circle. Have confidence in yourself and your socially adaptive skills stoner Libra. Add Baby I’m a Star by Prince to your playlist. This will be a great mantra or theme for the stoner Libra in May.