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The Stoner Libra is the life of the smoke circle. The scales keep them balanced, and make them a wonderful cannabis companion.

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Libra November 2016

Stoner Libra I am able to offer you a wonderful plan of action for the month of November.  The universe has interesting influences for you for this time period.  There will be challenges, but with smartly placed effort you should finish the period with a happy-go-lucky sense of peace.  Our plan must require us to break the month up into two halves.

The beginning of the November time period will bring the largest challenge for the stoner Libra.  The cosmos will be working against you in terms of productivity and stagnation.  The cosmos will not arm you with the necessary energy and influence to fight off enemies and negativity.  It will be very important in the first half of November to breathe and let it be.  Behind the scenes, you can work on your plan for the second half of the month.  Creativity will be the key during this difficult time.

Take time for yourself early in the November time period for a private meditative session with your favorite strain of the sacred herb.  Organizing and planning with creativity early in the month will give you a task list and action plan to execute.  You will be armed with the necessary tools to defeat your enemies and fend off negativity when the difficult cosmic clouds are lifted.

Your participation with life partners and cannabis companions will not be so complicated in November stoner Libra.  Do not beat yourself up over past mistakes.  Acknowledgment of your errors and corrective measures will provide the opportunity for success moving forward.  Engage your family and friends with joy and love, and they will return your affection accordingly.

Libra October 2016

Stoner Libra, are you prepared for many minor disappointments that won’t impact your life in meaningful ways?  Ok, then you are ready for October!  Oh, baby, that was harsh, but a sedative reality is coming in the October time period.  If the cosmic stars decide to ignore you for a time period, at least that’s better than if the stars were against you.  That’s it stoner Libra, let’s start practicing looking on the bright side!  Stock up on the most energizing Sativa.  Indica couch lock meditative sessions could only exacerbate your challenges in October.  You will need to find motivation and energy from your smoke sessions.

Workplace tension, productivity, and accomplishment will all be at low levels in October for the stoner Libra.  Energy levels will be low so it will be important not to take on too much at work.  Stay within yourself and focus on the day-to-day tasks.  Remember stoner Libra, October is filled with a lot of minor speed bumps.  At least you aren’t looking forward to asteroidal pot holes!

It has been said, “Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.”  It is also true stoner Libras are from Saturn.  This month your space travel will feel like you lost your home.  Take note of your cannabis companions and loved ones, as you are wandering the planet without an emotional home this month.  It will be important to listen and be attentive to the needs of your loved ones.  You can’t solve the problems of others if you are searching for emotional balance.

You got this stoner Libra.  Remember, only 10 mph over speed bumps.

Libra September 2016

Being the sign of scales in our beautiful zodiac, balance is always a stoner Libra’s goal.  For September of 2016 find a perfectly balanced strain of sacred herb to help you feel your way through any moments of doubt.  This month the cosmos will be testing your ability to stay emotionally stable.  Do not let your past dictate your future successes my dear cannabis companion!

It seems that the direction of your work will be challenging, to say the least.  Here is where you really need to focus.  It may seem as if problems are cropping up everywhere and that insanity is slowly creeping in.  Do not try to douse out all the fires at once.  Hit your vape and figure out a few of the problems you can most assuredly handle.  Then delegate the rest.  By doing this you will show great strength and save great emotional efforts.  All while eliminating problems that have existed for months. Truly you will put on a great show for management or better yet, your competition.

For you my stoner Libra, all things love, will be the simple.  Everything in your personal relationships should go very smoothly this month.  K.I.S.S. each probable obstacle and you will forget it as soon as you’ve crossed its path.  Find time to do some soul searching with the sacred herb in your down time.  Allow it to open up your senses to a new form of art and expression; you will feel more revitalized and uplifted because of it.  Be strong, stay kind and enjoy September Libra!   

Libra August 2016

Stoner Libra, you can rest easy knowing that any negative emanations will be balanced out by the good this month, leaving you with an overall calm and harmonious feeling.  August will still bring some difficult situations and experiences that will “go up in flames”, but it is nothing that you can’t handle, which will be the most important part.  Nothing that happens this month is of real importance or significance in the larger picture of life.  The only thing that really matters is how you handle these situations and the lessons that you take with you when they’re over.  The outcome of any event lies in your hands.  You have the power; use it.

You can expect some small changes at work that directly benefit you, like a bonus or a better shift.  Whatever it is, these benefits have already been earned and are coming to you without effort.  There is no need to show off at work to achieve anything.  Simply do your job, and do it well, and everything else will be taken care of.  At the beginning of the month, set forth all of your goals and tasks for the month, and get started on them.  One at a time, complete a task then puff, puff, pass onto the next, and somewhere in the middle of the month, things will just “click”.  You will feel more comfortable at your job than you have for a while.  Hey, who knows, you might even start to enjoy your job a little bit! 😉

Your personal life may cause a couple more hiccups, but again, anything that happens is in your control.  Don’t let your mind get clouded with worry or doubt.  Calmly discuss any questions or concerns that you have.  If there are changes that need to be made, make them for yourself and no one else.  If it’s time to walk away, then that is what you must do.  Don’t fear the unknown.  You have an immense amount of support within your group of friends, and they will prove their loyalty and the true meaning of friendship more than ever this month.  Try to keep your energies running high and your mind clear by smoking a higher-energy Sativa strain.

Libra July 2016

Stoner Libra, the scales will balance out during July, and you will feel a sense of absolute balance in your life.  This is not to say that it will be the most “exciting” month you’ve ever had, but it will definitely be one where you feel the most comfortable in your own skin and at ease with your current life stage.  July will bring mostly all positive encounters, and you will soar through the month with much ease.  That does not mean that small conflicts won’t arise, but you will have the ability to calmly solve any issues that arise.

In the work sphere, things will stay on-course almost effortlessly.  Just because it seems too good to be true times, it is important to not doubt yourself during this time.  Your intuition will surely guide you to success if you allow it.  Your easy coming success and grace in the workplace will be the envy of coworkers and colleagues.  If you are not already, there may be an opportunity for you to rise to a management or leadership position at your job.  Keep up the good work, and at the end of the month, feel free to reward yourself.  Maybe a new pipe, or roll up a celebratory Super Blunt for you and some buds.

In the emotional sphere, Libras will feel an overall sense of comfort with friends and themselves.  You will come to realize how loyal and amazing your closest friends are.  Spend as much time with them as you can.  Nothing will raise your vibration higher than surrounding yourself with those who love you unconditionally.  However, you may be met with some unjust accusations or feelings of dishonesty from your significant other.  Avoid taking the defensive side.  If you have not done anything wrong, then there is nothing to worry about.  Meet them with a freshly loaded bowl and calmly explain the silliness of the situation, and they will more than likely smoke about it, forget about it.

Libra June 2016

You will sincerely enjoy the overwhelming feeling of your thoughts and actions being in sync this month.  In fact, the first month of summer will be especially bright for you as June will probably be your most balanced month of the year.  Work will seem more stable than normal.  Everything in your life seems to have its own part, and everything seems to make sense.  It’s simple and logical, and that’s just the way you like it!  However, you may feel some emotional exhaustion in direct correlation to your personal relationships.  You will begin to question or notice things that did not seem important before.  Do not worry, though.  This will not throw your balanced groove off as long as you are fair and true to yourself.

More than likely, the cause of any anguish felt will be with your significant other, but friends, family, and co-workers are not out of the question.  If, or when, a difficult situation arises, listen to the Universe, as it is trying to help guide you in the right direction.  The answers will take some thought and consideration, though.  Do not expect step by step instructions or a breadcrumb trail to lead you down the correct path.  These are questions you must learn to answer for yourself.  Keep the chillum on standby to help you think out of the box a little more.  Deep, long meditations are highly encouraged, and I think you will find that you enjoy your meditations and alone time more than usual.

The issues that you are having will be more internalized, and will probably seem extremely insignificant, but do not let that interfere with your gut instinct.  These thoughts are obviously surfacing for a reason.  Don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself.  Let others affected know that it’s not personal.  Take a time-out for as long as you need to sort and process what is best for you.  This will be a good self-learning experience for you!  If you can, try to take an overnight trip somewhere.  It’s incredible the clarity that is gained while reconnecting with nature.

Libra May 2016

Stoner Libra, you will be off to a good start, but the positive reinforcement from the planets will begin to fade towards the second ten day period.  Although work with go fairly smoothly for you, don’t underestimate the emotional roller coaster May is about to make you endure.  Do not abuse the sacred herb this month in an attempt to hide from your own thoughts.  Smoke a light Indica when desired for relaxation, but remember everything in moderation.

Although the lady stoners are more likely to be subjective, Libras of both sexes will experience great emotional vulnerability.  It will be easy for you to get stuck in a mind trap of negativity and self-loathing if you aren’t careful.  Try not to completely lose your inner balance.  Avoid any mind-altering substances, especially alcohol, and loud parties or gatherings.  Now is not the time to be social, or to lose your mind in public.  Allow yourself some alone time; some peace and quiet. Make peace with yourself.

Inside your head may feel a little chaotic at times, but work might prove to be your escape from the madness during this time, if even for a brief moment.  Tasks at hand will seem fairly simple, and you will be able to quickly and effectively accomplish them, in turn giving your confidence a much-needed boost during this time.  If you are in a higher up position, creating a positive work atmosphere for your colleagues and insubordinate’s is the most important thing you can do for everyone’s productivity at this time.  Be aware of your colleagues and in-subordinates needs if you want everyone to succeed together.  Leave the pipe at home, as it will serve you no benefit during working hours.  

Libra April 2016

Stoner Libra, spring has sprung, and it’s casting an awfully bright light on you this month.  Despite the possibility of a few hiccups, April will be a tremendously positive time for you, especially in the way of your job.  If you remain on the right path, focused on yourself, avoiding any outside drama, the upcoming month could be quite definitive for you, Libra.

All of your hard work will finally pay off this month.  Even though it may seem that these great opportunities being placed before you are that of pure luck, this is not the case.  Do not let yourself, or anyone else for that matter, take away from what you have worked hard to earn.  Use the benefits you have earned respectively, however.

Be aware of your ego this month.  Trying to do too much at once, or trying to attack a task that is way beyond your general realm of abilities.  Be humble in your accomplishments.  I suggest a nice hybrid to bring you back to alignment with your higher self.

Your love life may not be exactly where you’d like it to be, but it is definitely headed in an interesting direction.  You have caught the eye of someone.  Pay close attention to your encounters with strangers, acquaintances, and even close friends. You will soon be sure of who this person is, and it is likely that it will be to your pleasing.  If you want anything to come from this new mutual interest, it is important to act quickly and be open and honest about your feelings and intentions.
Try to keep the balance between work, friends, and personal time.  The overall outcome will always come back to your overall state of mind, so keep calm and dab on when you feel like your vibrations are lower than normal.  If a conflict arises, grab a bong so you can get along before the situation gets blown out of proportion.

Libra March 2016

Stoner Libra, March is all about health, physically and mentally.  It’s important that you understand and seek the balance between the two.  Look for ways to improve your overall well-being and state of mind.  It is likely that you will have great success with any lifestyle changes made this month.

Old habits die hard.  Maybe you’ve been wanting to quit biting your nails, or stop smoking cigarettes.  Could your physical fitness or dietary habits be improved?  Could you benefit from more constructive coping mechanisms?  The idea is to slowly swap out the bad habits for better, healthier alternatives that will serve your overall health better in the long term.  You may be in your mid-20’s now, “but time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ into the future”, and quickly when you’re not paying attention.

Making lifestyle changes can be difficult as most of our bad habits have been developed over time and are almost second nature to us.  The first step is to recognize these behaviors, and then you can start to find ways to change them.  Be patient with yourself, and keep some kind bud on standby in case you start to lose your cool.  For the sake of making better choices, I would suggest using your vaporizer whenever possible.  Your lungs will thank you.  Be sure to get your recommended dose of Mother Nature.  There’s something so rejuvenating about being in the great outdoors.

You will feel so much better all around once you start to gain the balance between your mental and physical health like a weight has been lifted off of you.  Towards the end of the month, your mental clarity will be at an all-time high.  This is a great time to soundly and confidently make any big decisions that have been pressing you.  It is likely that you will be looking to tie up any loose ends in the workplace and in your relationships.  

Libra February 2016

Libra, this month it may feel that those around you aren’t hearing what you’re saying.  But, it will be even more important that you show to others that you are paying attention to them.  By being a good listener you will ultimately be part of their solution and not a contributor to their conflicts.  Don’t get discouraged.  It is likely to take a lot of effort to convince them that your advice is well thought out, but equally likely it will take others a bit longer to come around to the logic.

Just because you’re a stoner, doesn’t mean you don’t have drive.  Your goals in the workplace are all achievable this month Libra–just keep an open mind.  Letting your mind relax and expand with a fresh bowl of Sativa in the evening may keep you waking up in the morning with fresh perspective.  Although you have your mind focused on completing particular tasks and goals, avoid getting stuck in your ways.  Keeping yourself flexible will help to smooth out communications between coworkers so everyone has better chances of meeting on a common, higher ground.

Sometimes that fresh bag of green smells fantastic.  Those shiny, frosty crystals gleaming like fresh snow through the packaging.  And sometimes, even the best looking, best smoking herb can have a few stems or seeds–this doesn’t mean you have to throw out the whole sack.  Stoner Libra, this will be your ultimate goal this month.  There will be those around you who just need a little help meeting their full potential.  Be patient with friends and family.  And if there is an extra special stoner in your life, be sure that they know that for them, you have all the time in the world.