Stoner Leo June is the first month of the year where I have some questionable news to report. The cosmic waves you have been surfing so proudly are going to become choppy this month. The first period of summer has brought cosmic interference to the normal, easy going universal influences. This interference will allow negative cosmic vibes to rain down on your emotional state in June.
The new negative rains should not effect your place of work stoner, Leo. June has the potential to bring new opportunities and triumphs. Organized stoner Leo’s can take full advantage of these opportunities, but only with vision and a plan. Early in the month take time to analyze your current situation and target specific opportunities. With planning and execution, you should be able to find success by the end of the period.
The possibilities of negative clouds come in the form of emotional instability in June stoner Leo. You must protect yourself from the heavy cosmic vibes. The sacred herb should not be used as a coping tool in June. Instead, be proactive and create meditative sessions with the sacred herb to reinforce positivity and appreciation for your life and yourself. Do not let depression or poor moods swallow you up in June stoner Leo. Stuart Smalley said it best, “I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And gosh darn it, people like me.”
Stoner Leo, you have been on quite a run of positive blessings from the cosmos! The month of May will not break this trend. The warm solar wind is at your back, and the waters are calm in front of you. However, you cannot simply tie off the wheel and check out of your travels. The journey through the sea of life requires attention even as the universe unfolds such positive pathways for you.
The workplace for the stoner Leo will be fruitful in May. At the beginning of the month, meditate with a sacred edible. Visualize your work as a garden. Spring is planting season. If you own your business then you must be vigilant to sow your fields with new seeds of energy. If you are a cog in a corporate machine, you must til your environment and plant positivity throughout the office or workplace. In both situations, this attention to your garden will bear fruit in the future and show results.
Relationships for the stoner Leo can be more problematic in May if attention is lost. You may not consider yourself manipulative, but you certainly have skills to arrange and influence the loved ones around you. You will need all of these skills in May to avoid minor conflicts turning into large problems. Heed these words, sometimes the best course is to take a break from cannabis companions and let them find their way back to you for advice or problem solving.
Stoner Leo, did you enjoy and fully actualize the cosmic opportunity in March? April brings the same theme of positivity, but you will be required to participate and work a little harder for the cosmic benefits this month. Work is usually associated with an outward action, but the work required of you this month stoner Leo is inward and self-contained. To receive the positive benefits of the universe you must relax and enjoy the flow of your life within your surroundings. Find a quality hybrid cannabis strain to float you through April. Just remember, relaxing introspection is not the same thing as couch lock:)
Within the sphere of work, I am worried you have become complacent and lazy after the universal blessings of March. Ignoring little tasks and avoiding simple communication can lead to a break in your positive cosmic streak. As you float through April, don’t neglect the little things. When little and simple things are ignored they can become big problems down the road.
The power of April will be manifested in your personal life stoner Leo. Do you have a big event planned? Success is assured with relaxed confidence. The hybrid sacred herb should guide you through the month with the calming sensations required to feel yourself deeply, and yet the attention required to act and make the correct decisions at the right times.
What a run you are on stoner Leo! The magic of March will melt into the vistas of April. You are in control of your Earthly space, so it is up to you to mine the stars for the cosmic gold.
Stoner Leo, can I call you Neo? Regardless of your gender, in March, you will feel like the chosen one. Flex, and you will feel the world around you bend at your mercy. Two strong cosmic winds have greatly enhanced the stoner Leo in March. The first wind has swept out all negative cosmic influences. The second wind is at the stoner Leo’s back giving you a warm push in a positive direction.
Stoner Leo, when the universe grants you a period of time where your powers are at their absolute peak ability, what is the obstacle? Imagination. The sacred herb can be your guide in this powerful time. Creativity and imagination can open doors in the matrix you didn’t know existed before. Not all of these doors will be fruitful, but you have the strength and perseverance to keep finding and opening more doors in March. Opportunities are boundless for you stoner Leo, it will be up to your imagination and creativity to open the right doors.
Leadership is important during this period of strength. Remember that this powerful period is yours and yours alone. You can help your cannabis companions, lover, and family by stepping up as a strong leader and make the tough decisions. Work and creative opportunities will fall to your desires in March, but your loved ones are emotional beings. You must execute your leadership with tact and empathy.
Stoner Leo, February will be an unbalanced month. Successes, triumphs, and wins will burn bright in your life; whereas failures, demotions and losses will be dull and muted. Even though the peaks will deviate from the mean higher than the valleys, you must be aware and prepare for the swings because they will be wild and sudden.
Ready, set, go! Stoner Leo, the month of February starts out with a bang. Bring your energy to the first part of the month and accomplish what you can right away. Avoid the Indica, and seek the Sativa during this energetic time period. The goal of your meditative smoke sessions in February will be to achieve balance, and gain understanding of the fluctuations of life. Part of seeking this balance is recognizing overindulgence. The sacred herb is a magical plant, but overindulgence can take away some of its best properties. You are a powerful being, keep your sword sharp. Dull edges are less efficient.
February is the month of love for the stoner Leo. Some of those high peaks in your monthly chart center around intimacy. Don’t put too much pressure on Valentine’s Day, but make sure you are open and available to your lover. All you have to be is yourself for those that love you. The fireworks will out shine the squabbles.
Single stoner Leos need to be in the moment with prospective partners. Don’t let my words or Valentine’s Day force you into anything that doesn’t come naturally, but you must lower your guard and be available for magic.
Stoner Leo, January is your time to shine as the cosmos lights you up with attention. When I visualize you in January, I think of Neo in the Matrix after he actualizes his power in the simulation. Flex Leo, you are strong and powerful.
I did not say January would be easy. Stay away from the sacred herb that touches your laid back easy going personality. Productivity is the key to your power in January. Go to the store and grab the most creative and powerfully stimulating sacred herb. Light up the herb and flex your power on the universe. Execution of ideas and accomplishment of tasks are the key to fulfilling your potential. The universe has blessed you with an amazing opportunity in January, but it is up to you to receive this gift.
Things will be a little different for stoner Leo’s love life in January. You can expect explosive results, but your ability to influence and impact these shining moments will be out of your control. Lay back and go with the flow in your personal life, but pay attention and don’t miss any memorable events.
If every month could be like January, stoner Leos would rule the world.
Stoner Leo, December is an interesting time for you. You may feel like the universe is ignoring you. Cosmic currents will be flowing under the surface, and their direction or pull may be hidden from you. Meditative smoke sessions will help you see beyond the thin veil that obscures your vision. Try to focus on the perspective of others and see how you navigate your way through the human anthill.
The work and business life of the stoner Leo is where most of the hidden obstacles and objects lie in December. Think of work as a game of hide and seek. You don’t want to be discovered rocking the boat, but you also need to seek out obstacles in your way. Check your side mirrors: Objects may be closer than they appear. Remember, hide and seek is not an aggressive game. You only need to find the objects in your way in December. If you make too much noise, you will be found by the negativity seeking you.
The holidays can be a stressful time for some, but not this year for you stoner Leo. You will be able to handle all important decisions and social obstacles that come your way. The ease of your social life will allow you to expand your horizons and take more chances. You must be bold and confident with your decisions regarding love and friendship. Social experiences will provide you with the most fulfilling opportunities this month. Be kind. Be generous. Be yourself.
With Yin comes Yang my stoner Leo. November will have its light & dark moments for the ever dominating Lions. Not to fret as your light will prove to be brighter and more resilient than any negative force you come up against. In all honesty your personal perception will play a very large role in how the outcome of November’s events. You must, above all else remain positive about yourself. Positivity does not equal egomania. At this time your ego can be harmful to your growth so let go of it this month. Stay high with positive vibes and utilize a sativa to be your ally for creativity. Which certainly will help you out of some sticky situations.
The working world will be your biggest challenge my cannabis companion. You have the ability to utilize all your strengths right now and I suggest you tap into them. Meditate with the sacred herb often in November as you may not succeed at every turn but you should not put your head in the sand either. The healing properties of the sativa strain will help keep you motivated and lifted. You must at all costs keep moving this month!
On a more personal level the stoner Leo needs to be paying attention to those they love. Reach out to close relatives that are not near your home. It may cause a bit of an upset but you are the rock that can ground the situation on the whole. Your family relies on you for this. In matters of the heart you must pay attention, give affection and be supportive. You will not like the outcome if you choose to ignore the needs of your lover. Most of this can be fended off with a nice relaxing vape session at the end of both your working days. (Ahem, that does mean you have to make time my little lions!)
All in all you are strong Leo, this month is nothing more than a growing pain. Enjoy each beautiful moment and work through the rest.
Stoner Leo October brings a unique opportunity. There is a cosmic wind that rarely flows through your spiritual dimension. This new wind brings an expansive period of time that will raise the ceiling of possibilities and opportunities for you. These opportunities and possibilities will not smack you in the face or come by luck. You must get your creative juices flowing early in October. Meditation sessions with the sacred herb should help expand your consciousness to match the expanded life platform you will find yourself in. This would be a great month to make mushrooms a part of your diet.
Opportunity is different than luck stoner Leo. You are used to normal patterns of living with normal outcomes and expectations. The universe has expanded what be considered normal for you in October. It will be up to you to take advantage of this opportunity. You must live life with a keen eye for an opportunity outside of your normal sphere of thinking. It will be as if a new wavelength of thinking will be available to you. Fear not stoner Leo, October will not require magic or a new religion. Two important character traits will be the only requirement, self confidence and self belief.
Stoner Leo, you must be proactive and attentive with your loved ones in October. Do not shy away from controversy or drama. Thoughtfulness and your bright personality will get you through any difficult situations with your loved ones. It probably wouldn’t hurt to share some herb with them too!
Stoner Leo, are you a fan of the Brady Bunch? Nothing ever got that family down, and it seemed they always came out on top just when problems looked their worst. I think you will have a very Brady September. Spark one up and throw “Sunshine Day” on the radio. It may seem cheesy, but life is sunny and swell for the stoner Leo in September.
Relax, work will work itself out in September. All major work place obstacles and dilemmas can be solved with a smile and a positive attitude. Imagine floating on the warm seas of the cosmos with the stars leading the way. A poor attitude or self sabotage are the only factors that can hold you back at work in September.
So you think September sounds boring and fruity so far? Your love life will be more like a shooting star! The cosmos has blessed Leo stoners with excitement in matters of love. Stay chill stoner Leo. There isn’t much you can do to screw up this month. Enjoy the peace pipe and see life from a new perspective. Major positive events are in store for you in September. Lay back and enjoy the warm ride in the day, and put on those fancy shoes for dancing at night.