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The Stoner Leo can be the most noble lion in the cannabis kindom. Every smoke circle needs a Leo to be complete.

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Leo March 2015

Stoner Leo, March is a month of transition for you.  As moods and seasons try to break away from winter and find the renewed energy of spring, the stoner Leo is stuck in a state of flux in March.  Boring can be celebrated!  There is no push and pull between positive and negative energy in March for the stoner Leo.  You have an open path to pave your way and create your own possibilities in March.

With your work and personal life on cruise control, March might be the perfect time to seek answers and adventure from within.  This is the time to take that mental trip you have always desired, or sink into the couch with your favorite video game guilt free.  An edible concoction of the sacred herb can make a nice catalyst for the mental adventure you desire.  Even though March is humdrum without action and conflict from the stars, you cannot pass up the opportunity to work on yourself as protection from future negative forces or build the plan for future positive emanations.

Don’t let a lack of a catalyst from the stars encourage complacency in March. Choose your own adventure stoner Leo!

Leo February 2015

Stoner Leo, the sun will come out in February for you!  Smoke a fatty, burn a bowl, vaporize the grind, or consume the sacred herb however you like; because the stars have aligned for you in February, and no celestial bodies stand in your way of accomplishing what your heart desires.  Positive energy will flow through you in matters of heart and finances.  Don’t get couch lock and waste the month away inside your cave.

The only warning comes within your current personal relationships.  The energy and good vibes you feel in February shouldn’t be mistaken for a time to make aggressive action and seek conflict in personal relationships.  Sit back and enjoy the ride.  You will know when it is time to make a decision or lend a helping hand after analysis and thoughtful contemplation.

Entrepreneurial stoner Leos will need to apply the positive energy February brings to a new way of thinking about your business situation.  Embrace the creativity of the sacred herb. Someone might be able to help you that falls outside of the standard way you think about things.  Take equal time measuring risk and reward as you would when purchasing that green sack of goodness.  The decisions you make in February can make a large impact on your bottom line.

For the stoner Leo working the grind 5 days a week, the stars are hiding your true opportunities.  Promotional opportunity and increased responsibility may come your way in February, but you may not see the monetary advantage of taking on more work.  It’s a trap!  Don’t be the stereotypical movie stoner, and pass on more responsibility.  The financial reward will be hidden at first, but you will be rewarded for your action.

Leo January 2015

Stoner Leo, this is the month for you!  You must be prepared.  January is the beginning of major changes for you.  Your third eye will guide you in this transition.  Positive feelings will pour from your being as all negativity is blocked out in January.
Don’t be complacent in January Leo.  Smoking sessions could lead to new ideas and directions you have never contemplated before.  Be sure to keep a pad and pen with you at all times in January because the ideas and inspirations could lead you through the first half of 2015.

January will not bring a gold rush of money.  The positive feelings will impact your life more than your pocket book.  
The puff puff positive vibes coming in January will help you gain the confidence to make important decisions about work and relationships.  Are you happy at your job?  Does your current occupation fulfill your stonerific lifestyle?  You have the power in January to make changes or seek advancement with your career.  Have you been passing the joint with too many significant others?  The second half of January will bring to light the true smoking partner you desire.  Listening and understanding will be the key to keeping your highs rolling.