Stoner Leo, January is your time to shine as the cosmos lights you up with attention. When I visualize you in January, I think of Neo in the Matrix after he actualizes his power in the simulation. Flex Leo, you are strong and powerful.
I did not say January would be easy. Stay away from the sacred herb that touches your laid back easy going personality. Productivity is the key to your power in January. Go to the store and grab the most creative and powerfully stimulating sacred herb. Light up the herb and flex your power on the universe. Execution of ideas and accomplishment of tasks are the key to fulfilling your potential. The universe has blessed you with an amazing opportunity in January, but it is up to you to receive this gift.
Things will be a little different for stoner Leo’s love life in January. You can expect explosive results, but your ability to influence and impact these shining moments will be out of your control. Lay back and go with the flow in your personal life, but pay attention and don’t miss any memorable events.
If every month could be like January, stoner Leos would rule the world.
Stoner Leo, December is an interesting time for you. You may feel like the universe is ignoring you. Cosmic currents will be flowing under the surface, and their direction or pull may be hidden from you. Meditative smoke sessions will help you see beyond the thin veil that obscures your vision. Try to focus on the perspective of others and see how you navigate your way through the human anthill.
The work and business life of the stoner Leo is where most of the hidden obstacles and objects lie in December. Think of work as a game of hide and seek. You don’t want to be discovered rocking the boat, but you also need to seek out obstacles in your way. Check your side mirrors: Objects may be closer than they appear. Remember, hide and seek is not an aggressive game. You only need to find the objects in your way in December. If you make too much noise, you will be found by the negativity seeking you.
The holidays can be a stressful time for some, but not this year for you stoner Leo. You will be able to handle all important decisions and social obstacles that come your way. The ease of your social life will allow you to expand your horizons and take more chances. You must be bold and confident with your decisions regarding love and friendship. Social experiences will provide you with the most fulfilling opportunities this month. Be kind. Be generous. Be yourself.
With Yin comes Yang my stoner Leo. November will have its light & dark moments for the ever dominating Lions. Not to fret as your light will prove to be brighter and more resilient than any negative force you come up against. In all honesty your personal perception will play a very large role in how the outcome of November’s events. You must, above all else remain positive about yourself. Positivity does not equal egomania. At this time your ego can be harmful to your growth so let go of it this month. Stay high with positive vibes and utilize a sativa to be your ally for creativity. Which certainly will help you out of some sticky situations.
The working world will be your biggest challenge my cannabis companion. You have the ability to utilize all your strengths right now and I suggest you tap into them. Meditate with the sacred herb often in November as you may not succeed at every turn but you should not put your head in the sand either. The healing properties of the sativa strain will help keep you motivated and lifted. You must at all costs keep moving this month!
On a more personal level the stoner Leo needs to be paying attention to those they love. Reach out to close relatives that are not near your home. It may cause a bit of an upset but you are the rock that can ground the situation on the whole. Your family relies on you for this. In matters of the heart you must pay attention, give affection and be supportive. You will not like the outcome if you choose to ignore the needs of your lover. Most of this can be fended off with a nice relaxing vape session at the end of both your working days. (Ahem, that does mean you have to make time my little lions!)
All in all you are strong Leo, this month is nothing more than a growing pain. Enjoy each beautiful moment and work through the rest.
Stoner Leo October brings a unique opportunity. There is a cosmic wind that rarely flows through your spiritual dimension. This new wind brings an expansive period of time that will raise the ceiling of possibilities and opportunities for you. These opportunities and possibilities will not smack you in the face or come by luck. You must get your creative juices flowing early in October. Meditation sessions with the sacred herb should help expand your consciousness to match the expanded life platform you will find yourself in. This would be a great month to make mushrooms a part of your diet.
Opportunity is different than luck stoner Leo. You are used to normal patterns of living with normal outcomes and expectations. The universe has expanded what be considered normal for you in October. It will be up to you to take advantage of this opportunity. You must live life with a keen eye for an opportunity outside of your normal sphere of thinking. It will be as if a new wavelength of thinking will be available to you. Fear not stoner Leo, October will not require magic or a new religion. Two important character traits will be the only requirement, self confidence and self belief.
Stoner Leo, you must be proactive and attentive with your loved ones in October. Do not shy away from controversy or drama. Thoughtfulness and your bright personality will get you through any difficult situations with your loved ones. It probably wouldn’t hurt to share some herb with them too!
Stoner Leo, are you a fan of the Brady Bunch? Nothing ever got that family down, and it seemed they always came out on top just when problems looked their worst. I think you will have a very Brady September. Spark one up and throw “Sunshine Day” on the radio. It may seem cheesy, but life is sunny and swell for the stoner Leo in September.
Relax, work will work itself out in September. All major work place obstacles and dilemmas can be solved with a smile and a positive attitude. Imagine floating on the warm seas of the cosmos with the stars leading the way. A poor attitude or self sabotage are the only factors that can hold you back at work in September.
So you think September sounds boring and fruity so far? Your love life will be more like a shooting star! The cosmos has blessed Leo stoners with excitement in matters of love. Stay chill stoner Leo. There isn’t much you can do to screw up this month. Enjoy the peace pipe and see life from a new perspective. Major positive events are in store for you in September. Lay back and enjoy the warm ride in the day, and put on those fancy shoes for dancing at night.
Stoner Leo, August is smokin hot! Are you ready for the positive expectations and opportunities that are coming in August? You will inhale the beauty of life instead of getting baked if you focus on the right aspects of your life. Meditation with the sacred herb is crucial in the early stages of August. Find a relaxed place where you can focus on yourself. The planets have aligned and the cosmos has presented a gift for you to achieve those physical and spiritual goals that have always lingered in the subconscious.
Put your favorite workout music on the playlist because August is the time to concentrate on your physical health. The universe has opened a window for you to take advantage of time and seize motivation to build yourself into what you want to be. Don’t get your joint twisted, it’s not about what pop culture wants you to be. August is a great month to act on all those ideas and plans that linger in the subconscious for self improvement, but rarely see a physical manifestation of effort.
Work for the stoner Leo in August should go swimmingly well. Take advantage of the resources that you have built in the past to be creative in August. This month will be about burning trees with potential partners instead of bridges. Have confidence stoner Leo, but act with intelligence.
Sometimes we all burn one down a little longer than expected … The dab hits us like a cartoon … That fresh bowl sends you under water looking up at the surface. You are an experienced stoner Leo; your calm tools in these situations are exactly what you should apply to your personal life in August. Act natural and don’t force it, everything is gonna be alright.
Stoner Leo, July brings a complicated time of the year. The cosmos has presented a strong head wind of negativity in July, but thoughtfulness and care should provide you with the necessary weapons to shield you from these blistering winds.
The July cosmic headwind will not be as strong in matters of business and work. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should be used to target opportunities and contemplate new alliances. You will have the energy to take on new tasks and increase your work-load. Pay attention to the details because creating your own efficiency with your time will be critical to accomplishing important projects in July. Inspiration coupled with organization will be the winning formula.
Leo stoners will find the strongest negative headwind in their personal life in July. Any issues that have built over time with cannabis companions, a lover, or friends will come spilling out. Unfortunately there is not much that can be done to fully shield you from the cosmic negativity. Patience and understanding will be the key to minimize your losses. The sacred herb will help you make it through. Sometimes you need to smoke about it, and forget about it. You should not seek resolution or justice from your perspective in July. Just breathe and let it be … positive solar emanations will return in the future.
Stoner Leo, you must find your navigational bearings in June. Without a road map through June, you could be in for a roller coaster of emotional swings in your life. The good news is that if you have a plan, and stick to it, the celestial bodies will provide a warm solar wind at your back. You can accomplish anything in June with organization and planning. If you lose attention and float through the month, that same solar wind could burn you.
Seek the guidance of the sacred herb early in the month. The sativa species can help with creativity and imagination when it comes to life and goal planning. The universe has provided an excellent opportunity to excel and thrive in June, but it all starts with an honest assessment of where you want to be.
I have presented the positive light of looking at your potential for June. Please be warned that if you float and daydream your way through the month, you could be rocked in negative directions from both your personal life and work. Knowledge and understanding of what you want to accomplish with a lover, friends, and your workplace is the key to your success and happiness in June. Puff puff pass with a plan 😉
Stoner Leo, May will bring a month of challenges, but isn’t that just the way life is? Cosmic universal forces aren’t out to get you in May, but they aren’t on your side either. May could bring a state of lethargy to your life. This is the main enemy of the month.
You must decide for yourself: Are you a creative stoner that is propelled to action and creation with the sacred herb? Are you apt to laziness and procrastination when you enjoy the sacred herb? This question must be answered because the obstacles you will face in May will require precision decision making and creative action. You must decide for yourself if this is a month to let the pipe lay or spark up your favorite Sativa strain.
You must see through the clouds that will obstruct your view in May to see what is really important. You may not be able to solve all of your problems and projects, but you can achieve progress in May with precise decision making. The clouds of May could trick you into procrastination and putting off key decisions. See through the clouds because they obstruct the dangers that lie in wait. Your problems will increase and your projects will see further delays if you do not make the key decisions in May.
Be active! Participate in your life, don’t let the clouds of May get you down.
Stoner Leo, the sun will not shine down upon you in April. There are times when you need to hold your head up high with pride and direct life; and then there are times when you need to keep your head down and perform the groundwork necessary to keep life moving. April will be a period of difficult work for the Leo stoner, but hard difficult work is not beyond you.
Moderation, coping, diligence, and attention are the words that come to mind when I try to guide you through the difficulties that April will bring. Moderation with the sacred herb to keep your head squarely on task. April will be a grind of a month, and the sacred herb will help you cope with the mundane. Diligence must be paid to the details in your daily life. Attention must be given to your loved ones, especially your lover.
Whether you are the boss or a line worker, April will bring a long slog of work. You must pay attention to details to hold your position. Rash or expensive decisions should be held for the future. Work will allow you to get through this strange inactive time.
The sacred herb can inspire creativity and create a wave of influence. This is the stoner Leo’s normal mindset with smoke sessions. However, stoner Leo, you will need to lean on the coping and soothing properties of the sacred herb in April. It may be time to try that Indica strain you have avoided in the past.
The most important guidance I can provide to you for April is this: Pay attention to your loved ones in April. This month could bring a nasty transition if you neglect your lover. Palling around with friends or drinks with the ladies is always fun, but staying at home to spend quality time with your lover and family should take the priority in April.