Leo

The Stoner Leo can be the most noble lion in the cannabis kindom. Every smoke circle needs a Leo to be complete.

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Leo September 2018

Stoner Leo planetary influences are pushing you out of your comfort zone. You are the Lion of the stoner pride, and with this you can be described as unapologetically selfish. The first month of fall will require that quality to be diminished. No apologies will be necessary, but contemplative and controlled self awareness will be required. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Avoid a deep dive that analyzes your inner nature, but instead seek expansive enlightenment from your cosmic guides. Steering your behavior away from your nature is a difficult proposition; medicated contemplative guidance will assist in opening yourself up to your cannabis companions.

Teamwork is the work-around! Cooperation and collaboration is the key. Yes you may think your rolling technique is the best my lovely lion, but sometimes allowing a cannabis companion to give you a lesson with your full attention will strengthen bonds beyond the immediate situation. This new direction will benefit you in problem solving. So often you put your head down and go at problems alone. A collaborative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will guide your awkward cooperative travels. This month you will need the advice and effort of your smoke circle to solve problems that pop up like weeds along your path. Be forewarned stoner Leo: Cooperation and collaboration are great, but all this teamwork must come from a prioritized list of your creation. Perhaps we found a bit of selfish manipulation this month after all.

The theme of collaboration follows into the sphere of love for the stoner Leo. Single Leos should surround themselves with fellow cosmic astronauts. Adventure, fun, and new smoke circle acquaintances will come from group missions out onto the terrestrial plane. Leos with a partner in chronic should heed the guidance of the cosmos, and open themselves up for advice and direction. Remember stoner Leo, this time period is one of hundreds in your life, bending and experimenting now doesn’t create a rule or tradition for the future. Trust your partner in chronic, and enjoy the ride.

Leo August 2018

The last summer month is upon us stoner Leo. As the lion of the stoner signs, it is imperative for you to get out and survey the landscape. The terrestrial plane is your playground and domain. Your fellow cannabis companions will rely on your leadership and energy to make their adventure on our cosmic spaceship stony in August. And with these kush filled adventures in the summer sun, you will be sure to benefit through smoke circle expansion. Each time you fire a bowl, it will be like a ray of light for your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

It sounds easy, but it must be said: Avoid conflict and negativity stoner Leo. Even if others choose a negative light or perspective surrounding your personal sphere, you don’t have to follow suit. There are plenty of positive pools to swim in stoner Leo. Please be advised this is not advise to fight negativity, but to see it and let it be. Cosmic support will be found in avoidance more so than battle. Puff puff pass on the negativity for the next positive moment. With so many bees buzzing outside the hive, it won’t be hard to avoid the skunky weed to find a smoke circle with some dank kush.

I know you don’t like to analyze yourself stoner Leo, but the current cosmic alignment supports internal growth through self examination. Toke time this month for a solo mission with the sacred herb. Take a deep dive into yourself and examine the internal mechanisms that guide your cosmic journey. This exploration will help you understand the universal code driving your adventure with consciousness. By making time for this journey to the center of yourself, it will help you understand your place in the universe. This meditative exercise will strengthen the knowledge of yourself and the internal dynamic with your fellow cosmic astronauts.

Leo July 2018

The second summer month has potential to be a dynamic period for the stoner Leo. However, the dynamism will not come by traditional cosmic means. Toke a moment to think about an abstract concept of your universal position. Usually your interaction with the universe is very direct; force, change, luck is all very personal to you stoner Leo. This month you will strip away actions directed at your immediate sphere of influence. Yet, in the end, these selfless actions will directly impact the quality of your life. Direct cosmic support from indirect personal influence.

Altruism and service to others will be the theme of this month stoner Leo. Personal happiness and progress will be found in the familial and work sphere through your indirect actions.

First let’s take a look at the work sphere. Find a moment outside of your work space to meditate with the sacred herb. Float high above the terrestrial plane and see yourself within the hive. Refocus your direction on how you can assist your company or coworkers to achieve the goals contained within the mission statement. This stoney exercise will realign your personal directive with those around you. Affirmation of directive will not only help your coworkers and employer, but it will create an indirect path to personal satisfaction and progress with the work sphere.

The thematic cosmic support for July will be a bit more complicated in the personal sphere stoner Leo. As you seek to realign your frequency in the work sphere, this must also take place within your familial unit. First, do not blame yourself stoner Leo. Often your attention has been been placed on cannabis companions instead of the family closest to you. As the stresses of work and family become routine, we all seek outside influence to break away from the patterns of life. It is natural to seek moments with canabuddies to break the familial monotony. However, this month it will be crucial to listen and hear the issues with your family unit. Applying yourself fully to these problems will be rewarding beyond a night out with friends or slotting another monetary digit on the balance sheet. Before you seek realignment within your family structure, take time to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus on forgiving yourself stoner Leo. Leave familial skeletons behind. Turn the page in the book of your life. Go write new pages with love and positivity scribbled all over them!

Leo June 2018

Stoner Leo this June you can confidently expect the sun to be out, and positivity to be high. You should mentally prepare yourself early in the month to get ready for a period in which you will be on a serious grind. To maximize effectiveness in both your work and recreation, it will be important for you to complete all required tasks as quickly as possible. But, you still want to maintain a high standard in your work. Do not sacrifice quality simply for sake of saving time.

You will have the unique opportunity this month to make work fun. Relax and refresh your batteries at home by indulging in your favorite sticky green. A sweet sativa can help you unwind while at the same time getting you motivated to tackle the tasks of the day. Although you may be faced with an all-too-familiar itinerary of things to do, coming up with creative approaches to accomplishing these necessary tasks can make working hard feel like it’s hardly work at all.

Getting your to-dos done in a timely manner will pay off. Once your list of accomplishments is established, you will have more time to smoke and toke on the things you are passionate about. Perhaps you are secretly jealous of that one friend who is the designated blunt roller in your group of friends. Well, Stoner Leo, you will have plenty of time to improve your stoner skills, and become the pot-rolling professional you’ve always wished to be. Whatever your aspirations may be, it is important you stay active this month.

If you find yourself in a slump, it is only because you are being idle. The secret to happiness during this time of year is to challenge yourself with new endeavors and ever higher aspirations. It’s important for you to enlist the help of your closest partners-in-chronic when you embark on your summertime shenanigans. With so much positive energy flowing through you, it will be hard to ignore the urges to share your good fortune. Keep those good times coming by having the kind bud close at hand and the homies who are down-to-ride ready to roll. This summer promises to provide plenty of opportunities for your smoke circle to discover photo worthy smoke spots.

Leo May 2018

Stoner Leo the month of May will be a bright dynamic period for you. As with many things in life, what you put in will directly correlate to what you get out. The opportunity of May is not weighted heavily in the sphere of society, but within yourself stoner Leo. Springtime is a wonderful time of renewal, not just in nature, but in one’s self.

Meditative smoke sessions should be light and airy. I envision a sweet Sativa with low THC levels. Balance will be the theme of the month. Self improvement opportunities will be available within the work and personal spheres. It will be important to balance your mood and strength to transition easily between the two spheres. Moreover a balance of focus and ambition will assist in transitions between idea generation and execution.

Personal Improvement:
Is there a hobby collecting dust? Maybe a fitness class you’ve had your eye on trying? Perhaps there is a passion project or volunteer opportunity in your cannabis community.

Soulful Improvement:
Mind, body, and spirit. Balance cannot be maintained in the physical world without balance within stoner Leo. Investment in one’s self does not merely manifest in a physical way. Internal mood and spirit can be enhanced with a wilderness hike, or a yoga class. Perhaps a deep medicated meditative dive in a float tank will connect you to the cosmic singularity.

Work Improvement:
As you grab the cosmic opportunity of May, and work towards a better you, don’t forget about your astronautical career. Seize upon continued education classes. Take time out for intensive organizing. Open yourself to networking and idea development.

What a month stoner Leo! Good luck! When there is a nuisance, annoyance, or frustration sets in, you’ve simply been knocked off balance. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. Patience, trust, and insight will see you through.

Leo April 2018

Stoner Leo the sky’s the limit for you this April!  Better weather is headed your way, and the cosmos is sure to have your back.  Unlike recent months when it was better to conserve your energy and maintain a steady pace, the advice this month is to give it all you got!  You are certain to be successful in whatever you set out to accomplish. Your goal should be to do as much as you can, within reason. Your only failure will come from the lack of trying.  

It can be easy to get caught up in the grind, especially when you’re working at a fast pace.   Be forewarned, it will be important you do not neglect your health. When you need a little pick-me-up, a second wind, a timeout for a meditative session, you know the helpful healing powers of the sacred herb is just one puff away.  Although cannabis can help to heal the body and nourish the mind, you are ultimately responsible for how well you maintain your cosmic spacesuit. You might have the best plan to tackle a problem at work, or a great idea to make progress in a personal goal; but you will not get very far if you do not focus first on your well being.  Keep up your spirits! Your next accomplishment will take you even higher than the last.

Your family and friends will be aware of how busy you are when it comes to work and aspirations.  They will not ask much of you this month, Stoner Leo, other than for you to be honest with them. Keep the lines of communication open and moving in both directions.  You have a keen eye and great attention to detail, but you are known to overlook your own needs. You may get caught up in moments of intensity in your pursuit of greatness, so remember to reach out, not lash out.  Your bud-loving bosom buddies will gladly be there to support you with an open ear and a fresh packed bowl whenever you need. However, the ability to read minds is not one of the side effects of smoking cannabis. You will have to let others know when you need the companionship of good buds.  

Leo March 2018

Stoner Leo, this March, it will be beneficial to keep your pace at a slow yet persistent roll. And it won’t be a bad idea for you to roll one up often. Your to-do list is long, perhaps the winter months were a bit less productive than you originally thought. But, do not waste precious energies fretting over what didn’t get done. As we push through the final months of cold weather, you can remain optimistic you are heading into a hot streak! Whatever remains to be done or new endeavors you set out to accomplish, be confident you are more than ready to tackle any task you set your attentions to; and as you already know, there is much to do.

What you need now, Stoner Leo, is consistency. This is not the month to explore the vast universe of various strains and varieties of the sacred herb. Instead, the best advice is for you to find what works and stick with it. The overall recommendation is to find one or two sweet sativas which will help keep you motivated, mindful, and moving forward. If you do not already have one, it would be beneficial to keep a pen and notebook handy. You will have a plethora of creative ideas and solutions to problems and obstacles you are working on. However, it will be crucial to match each problem with an appropriate solution for success. Organization will be key to ensuring no effort is misplaced or wasted.

At home, it will be even more important for you to make sure every movement is deliberate and well calculated. Your interpersonal relationships will require some maintenance and your direct attention. Responding with your emotions should be avoided. You have a big heart Stoner Leo, but what will be required of you this month is your mindfulness. Your instinct will lead you to try to solve each problem head on. It will take a certain level of restraint, but sometimes the best approach is simply to have open ears and a freshly packed bowl. You may feel like those around you need a leader, but what will really help to get everyone through the daily grind is to be a kind bud.

Leo February 2018

Stoner Leo, you are likely to find yourself in a constant state of surprise this month. Not surprised by the chaos of unexpected events or obstacles, but by the lack of any substantial problems. This is not to say everything will come easily, or that you should expect all situations to go exactly how you want them to, but know you will not need to assert maximum effort in order to accomplish any particular task. This means you should expect to have a substantial amount of time to use how you wish. Whether you intend to finally master the art of rolling a marijuana cigarette, or you simply smoke a bowl and catch up on your favorite series on Netflix, you can be sure you will have the time to do it all. The important thing is that you keep moving, Stoner Leo, regardless of what direction. With little requiring your immediate attention, you could easily get lost in a daydream and before you know it February will have passed you by.

It will be important for you to remember Stoner Leo, a win is a win, no matter how big or small. With the winter weather heading toward maximum dreariness, it may be harder to notice the growth and progress you do make. Not every success will merit a celebratory bowl, or to treat yourself with a new addition to your pipe collection—although it definitely won’t hurt. But, it will help if you pick a reward to award yourself when you reach particular milestones toward your greater goals. You can expect your finances to go largely unchanged, which in your case will be beneficial. As long as you do not make any outlandish or sporadic purchases, you will be able to avoid unnecessary stresses due to monetary concerns.

This February, Stoner Leo, you will have the good fortune of finding your romantic and cosmic grooves. You are in the zone, mentally, emotionally, and for interpersonal relationships. Although you may not have a specific destination in mind, sometimes the reward is in the wandering. So grab your traveling piece, a fresh bag of that ever-so-fragrant mary jane, and a few of your closest partners in chronic and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous Stoner Leo, but aligned with your best buds, you and your crew prove to be unstoppable!

Leo January 2018

Stoner Leo are you ready for all the wonders and opportunities that 2018 will provide? Well, slow your roll a bit. The January time period will be more about planning for the highs instead of feeling the highs of 2018. I recommend a cerebral Sativa strain of the sacred herb to assist in contemplative meditative smoke sessions in January. This month will be quite pleasant and regular for the stoner Lion, but there will be moments that require restraint versus action.

The work sphere and personal sphere are intertwined in January stoner Leo. Cosmic winds of action will be stagnant in this winter month. Early in the month, plan a mediative smoke session with the sacred herb. Direct your third eye toward contemplation over action. In the work sphere you will find plenty of opportunity to plan for 2018. Have you contemplated a change in career or turning that hobby into a business? There will be plenty of time to act in future time periods, but now is the period of planning and thought. In the personal sphere there will be plenty of opportunities to be the dank nugget of support for a cannabis companion. Your smoke circle does not need you to swoop in like a ferocious lion this month. Sometimes all people need is a purring gentle kitty.

Go at it alone! Critical decisions and projects will not aid in the help or assistance of others this month stoner Leo. No matter how well intended your cannabis companions are, obstacles are best overcome by your own accord. Group efforts to solve problems will lead to confusion that could exacerbate your situation. Universal forces will ensure your success. Be confident stoner Lion, you got this!

Take care with loved ones. Be gentle with strangers. In moments of pressure be kind. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Leo.

Leo December 2017

Stoner Leo December will be like visiting an old friend. Cosmic influences will bring you back in tune with your true self. Maybe you haven’t felt quite like the lion ruling a broad pride. The December time period will bring you back to your social roots. No meditation required stoner Leo; all that you want is in front of you ready for action. All strains, species, and forms of the sacred herb are on the table. Be sure to get out with cannabis companions. The smoke circle won’t be the same without you. Whether you are looking for fun, network expansion, or meaningful conversations, you will feel comfortable and at ease in all social occasions.

Stoner Leo the party animal lion! Take time in December to worship your cosmic space suit. With all the socializing and partying, your body might feel neglected if you don’t focus your attention on health and fitness. Instead of work hard – play hard, you should adhere to play hard – live well, as your mantra for December. Allowing your terrestrial space suit get worn down will ruin any hopes of a bright New Years. Now is the time to try hot yoga or a toxin releasing steam sauna. Just be sure to be as diligent with your workout routine as you are your social engagements.

Be forewarned stoner Leo: Those close to you may not be feeling the same cosmic blessing. Two factors could lead to trouble with close cannabis companions and love ones. First, your self centered nature will be a detriment with those close to you. Perhaps a medicated hot yoga session with the sacred herb could double as a meditative session focused on the needs of those closest to you. Second, while you might be feeling great with social confidence reaching for the stars, those around you may be in a different planetary alignment. The more you force your social enthusiasm on you inner smoke circle, the more opportunity you will encounter for arguments and spats. You must manage your expectations on your cannabis companions and loved ones.

It’s hard being the life of the party stoner Leo, good luck you lucky lion.