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The Stoner Leo can be the most noble lion in the cannabis kindom. Every smoke circle needs a Leo to be complete.

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Leo September 2017

Stoner Leo, the September time period will be joyous and productive. Only one planetary position could trip you up on your way to ruling your pride with grace and efficiency. More about that later. The cosmic key to unlocking the blessings of the universe will be to submerge yourself within your pride. Proactive social work and play will position the stoner Leo for success and happiness. Progress in both spheres, work and love, will require the stoner Leo to sprout wings and zip around like a social butterfly instead of a ruling lion. Break out the travel pipe stoner Leo, it’s time to take this smoke show on the road!

Stoner Leo, have you been contemplating starting your own business or taking on an advanced project at work? September will prove to be a productive month to this end. Inspiration, help, and assistance can be found out among your fellow cosmic astronauts. This also can be said of love and companionship. Getting out and putting yourself in position is half the battle toward increasing the size of your smoke circle. A bright and energetic meditative smoke session with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will help understand the commingling of your work and love sphere during the September time period. Spark one up, crank up the tunes, and get your house in order before you strike out into the world. You see stoner Leo, a networking event or a concert event both could have equal impact in opposition or correlation with their intended purpose. In other words, whether it be a networking business event or fun festival, each could impact the spheres of love and work even if the intention is not present.

There is one aspect that could derail your success. It is said that stoner Leo’s are unapologetically selfish lions. This characteristic could hamper your productivity and progress during the September time period. Specific meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should allow you to see through this blessed protective veil. The Indica species of the sacred herb in particular can aid insight into coworker’s and loved one’s plight in life. Empathy and perspective toward your fellow cosmic travelers will aid your missions in the September time period stoner Leo. And in the end, this would actually serve your self interests you clever lion.

Leo August 2017

Stoner Leo, your time has come. The August time period will be an opportunity to solidify and build upon all the work you have put in up to this point. Yes, that is a pretty heavy statement, but all the opportunities of August build from everything you are good at and that comes naturally to you.

Stoner Leo the lion, picture yourself with a shining golden mane standing on top of the mountain. A positive self image is key to fulfilling your destiny. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and self belief. There are no insecure lions leading the pride. And yes, stoner Leo, leading your cannabis companions is what you must do. Energy and confidence can be channelled with the sativa species of the sacred herb. Avoid any nervy or lethargic strains of the indica species for the month of August. The cosmos requires a bright eyed and bushy tailed Leo the lion to lead the masses to greener pastures.

Leadership through positivity and happiness will be how you impact your pride. Cannabis companions and fellow cosmic travelers will look to you for inspiration and guidance in their own path. This leadership and positive influence is your calling stoner Leo. The August time period will bring clear moments of enjoyment and fulfillment as you realize the strength within yourself. Now is not the time to get bogged down with simple or silly obstacles. Avoid arguing about minutiae; after all, you have a higher calling you are working towards this month.

True companionship can be found in August stoner Leo. Are you willing to give yourself fully? So often you hide your inner self for the greater good, but there are worthwhile cannabis companions capable of holding your giant heart. There will be moments of opportunity for you to open yourself up to the right person. True spiritual awareness requires a shared perspective with fellow humans.

Leo July 2017

Stoner Leo, cosmic rays of July will rain down on you with a wonderful ease. Obstacles, road blocks, and drama will run off you like that hot summer splash of mountain lake water. With attention and desire all obstacles will fall away at work offering an opportunity for expansion of influence and monetary success. The Sun’s dominant position predicts movement and action for the stoner Leo. With planetary support this action will undoubtedly be positive. This cosmic fortune will not be luck stoner Leo. Adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you as road markers and signposts along the journey.

There is a word that comes to me for the stoner Virgo for July: Bubbly. Do you own a bubbler? With a positive mantra and confidence at your core, there is no guidance or recommendation for a strain or species of the sacred herb in July. The sacred herb will prove to be a significant participant along your second summer month adventure. Open yourself up stoner Leo; remember that you are the sign of the lion. With logic, solid decision making, and reasonable expectations, you should flow through smoke circles with ease. July is the time to collect fellow cannabis companions. There are many creative journeys to come on this cosmic roller coaster, and it is better road with fellow cosmonauts. Whether at campfires, festivals, or smoke spots, you are sure to encounter like minded cannabis companions.

A word of warning for the second summer month. You cannot allow yourself to fall into couch lock and miss the world around you. Be alert and ready for opportunities. Quick changes in direction will be required to take advantage of opportunities. Only an attentive and diligent stoner Leo will be able to seize the full potential of the July moment. Remember, adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you to your glory stoner Leo.

LEO JUNE 2017

Stoner Leo let your roar be heard in the first month of the summer time period. June will be a month of action. Your ears must be perked. It will be important to pounce on any problems that arise. Do not leave tasks for others. An attentive lion always eats their prey, but a neglectful lion will go hungry in the night. In matters of business and work, the stoner Leo must avoid multi tasking and knock tasks down one at a time. A cluttered desk and mind will allow negative action to creep in from the sun’s powerful rays.

The sun will burn bright for the stoner Leo in June regarding cannabis companions. Action is imminent! Could it be time to leave an established smoke circle and set off on an adventure to find new cosmic cannabis travelers? Perhaps the opposite is true and the stoner Leo will blaze fresh bowls with old cannabuddies. The sun’s position implies there will be action one way or another in the month of June stoner Leo. It will be best to pack a bowl for two.

Single or married, the exposure of the sun will bring bright action to the stoner Leo in matters of love. Relax and maintain that confident composure. Puff puff breathe and let anxiety wash away. The bright action will most likely be positive and enhance your life position as long as you stay true to who you are internally and be honest with those closest to you. After all, you are a lion. King of the zodiac jungle.

LEO MAY 2017

Stoner Leo, the yellow brick road will disappear in May. Though you will lose sight f the path in front of you, this does not mean you will lose direction of forward progress. Resolve and resilience must outweigh reluctance and reticence in the May time period stoner Leo. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on a deep dive into your inner self. Personal understanding and confidence will be the key to unlocking the cosmic blessing of May.

Things will not go your way in the May time period stoner Leo; at least not at first, or even second attempts. Your cannabis companions, family, and coworkers will be relying on you to get up and try try again. Inhale the magic wonder of the sacred herb. Meditative smoke breaks will allow new ideas and a new direction to form around the obstacle blocking your path. Perseverance isn’t banging your head repeatedly against a wall. It is the confidence to try again with renewed energy and effort.

The most important aspect of the May time period is confidence you will find the path once again through the cosmic fog. Be warned stoner Leo, there will be repercussions if you fall into the trap of depression and/or self pity. Know yourself and your kind selections. It may be best to stay away from deep Indica strains if you are susceptible to coping and self pity. An energetic Sativa or hybrid may be your prescription to problem solving in May.

Reluctance to form a new plan or reassess your surroundings will leave you stuck in cosmic limbo. You aren’t just fighting for yourself stoner Leo, your perseverance will impact cannabis companions, family, and coworkers. These sage words apply to both your work sphere and personal life. With confidence, attentiveness, and determination you will be able to solve any problem and leap any obstacle in your way in the final Spring month.

LEO APRIL 2017

Stoner Leo, laziness is the enemy in the April time period. The second spring month is quite unusual for the stoner Leo. Obstacles will be easily dismissed and problems will be easily solved, but no major developments will come from this stage of life. The most important aspect of the April time period will be your attentiveness and production towards normal tasks that come your way. Sounds boring doesn’t it stoner Leo, but there is real magic behind the grind of April.

As long as you stay moving and stay task oriented, you should find no resistance stoner Leo. Allow yourself to sink deeper into a meditative smoke session early in the month. The deeper you go within yourself the more helpful the sacred herb can be. Before a house can be built you need a foundation. Before a foundation can be poured you need a design. The April time period will be a great time to work on those designs that can impact your life into the future. Be sure to grab your journal, spiral notebook, or laptop stoner Leo; because the ideas and designs of today could become the business and buildings of the future.

For matters of love and companionship Stoner Leo, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep inside yourself. Introspection is the key to seeing how loved ones and cannabis companions perceive you. This insight will serve you well in matters of love and companionship this month. Communication isn’t just using words stoner Leo, it’s understanding how others perceive these words. Taking your communication skills to this next level will be a great tool in connecting with those most important to you in the April time frame.

Leo March 2017

Stoner Leo, the March time period will be like putting a puzzle together on a Sunday afternoon.  You will find yourself in a complex situation, but you will see the pieces and where they fit with clear vision.  For the most part the universe has blessed you once again with positive planetary protectors.  However, these blessings are not gifts.  Action and effort will be required to take advantage of your cosmic position.

Take time for yourself stoner Leo.  Pull away the veil from your third eye.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  See into the future.  As we approach spring, the stoner Leo will expect an advancement in activity after the march time period.  This increase in activity can be overwhelming in the workplace.  Therefore, you must take time in March to plan for the future and lay the organizational groundwork to support your efforts in future time periods.

Multitasking is a requirement for the March time period stoner Leo.  As you plan for future time periods you must also solve the puzzle placed in front of you in March.  Stay calm, and dab on.  With the planetary positions giving you positive sight and clarity, you will be able to solve all the puzzle pieces that come your way.  But in your rush to conquer all in front of you, do not neglect the planning also required in March.

In terms of romance and companionship, the March time period will be equally complex for the stoner Leo.  However, there is a twist in this cosmic wind.  Stoner Leo’s may find themselves in situations where everything seems clear and simple to them, but complex and overwhelming to their cannabis companions.  Puff puff pass the spliff, your empathy and understanding may be the only thing required to help your cannabis companions get through their struggle, and thus alleviating the storm in your life as well.

 

Leo February 2017

Stoner Leo, the February time period will be filled with mirrors and mirages.  Steady footing and self-confidence will be key to fighting off negativity in February.  The most difficult task will be to discern between the nuisance of negative clutter and the reality of a true problem.  Let’s be honest stoner Leo, you are used to things going your way.  February will be like a fractal jigsaw puzzle of negative clutter that you are not used to.  Part of the problem will be to solve what is real and what is a creation of your mind.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the month can help you solve these unusual problems.  The sacred herb can help you see through the fractal mirrors and mirages negatively placed by the universe in the February time period.  These meditative smoke sessions should be spent alone.  Contemplation with cannabis companions cannot help you solve these problems.

Despite my warnings against group problem solving with cannabis companions, you will need your friends to ultimately help once the real problems are found.  You are naturally a self-reliant being stoner Leo, but once in awhile, you must lean on a friend.  Even if you think help is not necessary, please understand that allowing others to help you can solidify your relationship and even help them.  Again, another cosmic puzzle for you to solve in February.

Mirrors will cause misdirection.  Mirages are not real.  They hold no power over your cosmic spirit stoner Leo.  In the end, try to enjoy the cosmic puzzle the universe has placed in front of you.

Leo January 2017

Stoner Leo the universe has a welcome present for you in the January time period.  The present is a reprieve from the hectic hustle and bustle of the previous time periods.  Yes, stoner Leo, you can relax and take stock in the hard work that got you to this point.

The January time period will offer an opportunity to see a new perspective in matters of work and business.  Stoner Leos are coming out of a period of stressful all-consuming work.  Add the familial stress of the holidays, and you can clearly see that you have been through a lot.  Spark one up early in the January time period.  Business and work will not wash away.  However, constant building and growth cannot be maintained.  Instead, in the January time period, you must breathe and let it be.  Relaxation at work can bring new perspectives.  You must switch into a mode of caretaker instead of the conqueror.  The sacred herb will help show the stoner Leo the path to this change of gear, and a new pace.  If you cannot take advantage of this universal blessing stoner Leo, you will waste an important opportunity.  The end of the January time period will already start to transition away from relaxation maintenance and back to the hectic nature of your work.

With the more relaxed pace at work, the stoner Leo can assert a renewed focus on love and family.  The past few time periods have been stressful.  As humans, we often shut down emotionally when hectic and stressful work consume our brain.  January is the time period to give yourself to your cannabis companions, family, and loved ones.  If you are married stoner, Leo, now is the time to spice up your relationship with an unpredictable romantic gesture.  Those stoner Leos without a permanent relationship should treat themselves to new adventures and new emotional opportunities.

Leo December 2016

Stoner Leo the December time period will lack a strong cosmic influence.  The absence of an influence can be an influence in itself as this can lead to complacency.  Picture yourself on open water in a sailboat.  The seas are calm, currents are minimal, and there is no wind.  You can see your destination off in the distance.  If you relax and float, you will get nowhere.  This is the time in life where you must grab an oar and row to your destination.

Keep the Indica in the bag stoner Leo.  You must find strains of the sacred herb that keep you on that grind rowing towards your destination.  Falling into couch lock is a deadly trap in December.

Regarding business and work for the December time period stoner Leo, I have these words:  Discipline finds its benefit when a measurement is absent.  You are entering a time period where normal universal influences have left your blessed life.  You are alone in your sailboat, and only your internal drive will row you to your destination.  Stay focused, be disciplined, and keep rowing.

Stoner Leo, I have some great news from the universe.  As ominous as it is to be alone in a sailboat with no wind and no current, you have a mighty ship in your personal life that will take you where you need to go.  Relax and release stoner Leo.  Follow instructions and directions from your cosmic cannabis companions.  You must be direct with your action in work, and you must be passive & intuitive with loved ones.  This balance will lead to a successful December time period.