Leo

Fire Sign – The Lion – July 23 – August 22

Stoner Leos are the leaders of the stoner pride. Passionate and theatrical, you can’t miss this stoner in any smoke circle. Capable of beer bongs and big blunts all in the same night, this stoner likes a challenge and loves the spotlight.

Although unapologetically selfish, the stoner Lion makes up for this with loyalty, consistency, and stability. They may not pack the bowl or offer a light, but they will always be there to share kind buds with cannabis companions.

The stoner Leo has no sacred herbal strain to avoid or lean on. The courageous lion gains insight and empathy from meditative smoke sessions. On the rare occasion this stoner finds a sour mood, seek a solo session to see things from a higher perspective.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo in many ways September will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure tale.  As you are the author of your own story, attention must be paid early in the month to manifest positivity so you don’t write a nightmarish chapter.

Seriously stoner Lion.  Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb.  Make sure this solo smoke session is comfortable and without distraction.  The cannabis strain does not matter as much as your solitude.  Take care of this task before the New Moon on the 6th.

You hold great power in this moment to cleanse your mental space, and manifest your future self. 

Universal influence in September also provides an opportunity to clear your financial space stoner Leo.  It is easy in our modern time to clutter our mental and physical space with all the trappings of the digital simulation.  What is a crucial delight one month, turns into a forgotten burden the next.

Use the contemplative nature of the sacred herb to align your third eye gaze with the cosmic support for financial house cleaning.  This may mean different tasks for different Lions.  

Perhaps a bowl and a budget is the best result of high minded contemplation.  Perhaps it’s time to cancel that habit, or that subscription that slowly drains your resources each month.

Perhaps you will consider your time as money, and toke a keen third eye toward that social media app clogging your pineal gland.  At least your stoner horoscope subscription is free.  Don’t cancel me during your mental house cleaning stoner Leo!

After the Full Moon on the 20th, the month may finish on a psychological note of introspection.  Allow yourself to take some me-time in the final decade of the month.  Physical exercise can always be an active conduit for solo self reflection.  

September will start with manifesting dreams with the sacred herb.  It should end with appreciative healing with your cannabis copilot.

In the end this month is all about you stoner Leo, and that is one thing that no Lion will ever deny.

Leo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Leo let’s get lit in August!  Universal influence will be beaming with sunny rays that accentuate the traits of the stoner Lion.  As long as you mind your self reflection, expansive progress and smokin good times are assured in the final Summer month.

The leader of the stoner Zodiac must be confident and certain.  However, the confident stoner Lion can come off as arrogant in their certainty. They can seem conceited in application of their knowledge.  

Toke time with your sacred cannabis copilot throughout August. The cannabis strain does not matter this month.  The depth of your medicated meditations does not matter this month.  What matters most is the honesty and visibility you place within yourself.  Bob Marley once said famously, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  

As you travel through the August time period, fun loving conversations, interesting inquiry, and intelligent debate will be essential to the progress of the month.  But, honest self reflection will be key to harmony within the smoke circle.

Stoner Leo, it’s your birthday, let’s party!  This will truly be a blessed period for the rambunctious Lion.  Passing joints and matching bowls won’t be a problem at the smoke circle this month.  

As your sign transits through your neighbor Virgo’s influence, you might pick up some helpful budgeting tips, and conservative money traits.  Nobody regrets responsible partying in future time periods stoner Leo.  The universe and your cannabis copilot should help you avoid running up debt to fund exciting endo-excursions.

Holy cow stoner Leo!  How do you lead the stoner Zodiac all over this terrestrial plane?  It must be exhausting!

In August there will be waves of intelligent design sent your way.  These cosmic waves could boost your ability to lighten the load of the canna-crew through delegation.  You have been contemplating ways to ease your burden stoner Leo.  

Toke time to meditate throughout the month with our green goddess of inspiration.  Our friendly female sensimilla can help you manifest the creativity to develop new ways to lighten the load of leadership.

Careful though stoner Leo.  We spoke earlier about the ability to monitor one’s communication and hubris.  All of the blessings of August come with the need to monitor yourself in a mirror.  Puff the sacred herb, and remote view yourself with an empathetic eye.  

Your internal drives, buoyant bubbly nature, and the sunny influence from the cosmos, will all combine to create a month to remember.  But it’s the kindness and compassionate self critique embedded in the daily cannabis affirmations that will push your success into progress.

Push positivity stoner Leo.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July

It’s good to be the stoner Lion of the Zodiac.  July will be a blessed period for the stoner Leo.  Communication skills will be accentuated by celestial influence.  The highest reaches of the stoner Leo will only be limited by their cosmic imagination.

Puff puff pass on the anxiety this month stoner Leo.  Your brilliant communication skills will be further enhanced by the position of celestial bodies.  In both the personal and work spheres, you will find maneuvering through life comfortable and joyous.

Try to find a Sativa dominant hybrid strain with moderate THC, and a healthy dose of CBD.  Couch lock and tongue tied heady highs will be to the detriment of your great abilities this month.  I’m thinking of a strain like Sweet Cheese or Jack the Ripper.

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However, when the time is right stoner Leo, perhaps you can sneak a deep Indica edible into your evening routine.  Many aspects of July will flow from your ability to create your own destiny.  Medicated meditative moments by yourself will help you think outside a narrow band of vision, and create untold options.  

Why wouldn’t the leader of the pack be able to curate their terrestrial experience though self actualized manifestation!

Change is coming stoner Leo.  Why not contemplate how you can influence the change?  Without this creative thought, you might be floating the river rapids without an exit plan.  It’s a lot of responsibility, but the stoner Zodiac will be looking for you to find the calm waters and safe embankment.

Stoner Leo, you are the leader of the stoner Zodiac.  But this confident strut on the terrestrial plane isn’t always what you feel inside.  It is your natural inclination to surround yourself with positive tokers within the smoke circle.  This instinct must come to the surface in July.  

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for a keen third eye sight this month.  Seek the positivity of cannabis companions, and dismiss the negativity of ancillary canna-buddies.  

Universal influence will open the stoner Lion to more impactful and meaningful moments of heart and emotion in the second Summer month.  Make sure those moments are with trusted cannabis companions.

The assurances of cannabis companions will launch you toward progressive goals, and future endeavors.  The stoner Leo is only as strong as the pack they lead.  Use your keen third eye sight enhanced by the sacred herb, to toke positive puffs with good green with the ganja gang.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Leo the first Summer month is finally here.  There are sure to be many smoke sessions to cloud your terrestrial travels this month.  But the driving nature of your connection to the cannabis crew will be changed during this time period.  Don’t worry my prideful Lion, I do not have deep internal meditations of introspection in my cannabis infused astrological guidance.  That struggle is for another time period.  Perhaps this month could be looked at as a break from the normal terrestrial grind.  Perhaps June will be a cannabis inspired vacation of sorts from your key characteristic drivers.

Let’s look at a bowl matching sessions as an analogy for the flip flopped nature of the June time period.  Typically you are the one loading the bowl, and sharing the pipe.  You have all the information, and convey that to your canna-buddies.  When the match comes back, you are more keen to experience the action and the fellowship more so than the information contained within the process.  The universe is sending waves of support to a passive stoner Lion in June.  One that truly hears and responds to the genuineness of information puff puff passed.

You are the leader of the stoner Zodiac.  Usually it is you who gives the review of the latest cannabis strain combusted in your pipe.  You are typically a giver of information, and less likely to receive opinions and anecdotes of others.  There are true benefits to flipping this script once in a while.  As you follow your own path, sometimes you may find the herd has wandered off in another direction.  Now look at this scenario from another perspective:  Has the herd wandered off, or have you?  The first Summer month will be a great time to sit back, listen, and watch your smoke circle.  Find new information through passive puff puff passing.  In the end, this market research may open your eyes to a new path of leadership in future periods.

Stoner Leo there is great progress that can come from feedback from your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill in June stoner Leo.  Now is the time to stock the stash jar with deep Indica or Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains.  As you practice being a passive participant in your terrestrial travels, there will be moments of epiphany that may be difficult.  Guard yourself from defensive reactions stoner Leo.  Find your inner chill with the assistance of the sacred herb.  You will be back leading the stoner tribe by the end of the month, and you will be armed with so much new information to guide your pride.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Leo you are a social creature by nature, and recent times may have prohibited you from fulfilling your craving for meeting new four-twenty friendly faces. Don’t fret my fiery Lion! The days are heating up, and so too is the opportunity to substantially expand your smoke circle. Some interactions will be brief, lasting only as long as it takes to puff, puff and pass the bowl; others will come into your stoney sphere and become a permanent part of your orbit. Whether it’s with cannabis companions from years gone by, or recently acquainted terrestrial tokers, now is the season to live, laugh, and light up often. 

Stoner Leo in recent months you have been inconsistent in performance.  You have sprinted ahead of the pack at an unstoppable speed, while at other times you’ve fallen behind the rest of the pride. This May, you will establish a more consistent and sustainable pace as you move towards the next chapter of your career. Whether your goal is to move up the corporate ladder, or to excel in your current position, you will have the opportunity to really shine. But whatever your aspirations stoner Leo, be careful to avoid burning the blunt at both ends! While you are busy establishing new, and more efficient routines, don’t neglect your recreational hours. After a long day burning through the to-dos at work, there’s no better way to unwind than to burn through the sacred stash at home.

You are the king or queen of your jungle stoner Leo.  You make the rules, and you welcome everyone as long as they follow those rules. And right now, the number one rule in your home should be this:  Good vibes only!  You are always excited to meet new smoke buddies, but this month your greatest joy will come from connecting your fellow stoners with each other. Throughout the month, your dwelling will be filled with the smell of good ganja, and the voices of great people. Whether you supply the session from your own sacred stash, or the canna-fam brings the buds, there are sure to be hazy happenings in everyone’s future.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April

The natural habitat for the stoner Lion is out on the terrestrial plane leading the pack.  This month your charm and enthusiasm will be best focused internally.  Although this may seem like a negative premonition due to your natural state of being, it is very much in concert for the Zodiac leadership of the stoner Lion.

Think of it this way stoner Leo:  Smoke circle expansion is not in perpetual motion.  To be the hearty Lion you must take care of yourself.  There will always be periods of consolidation to strengthen the foundation of the canna-fam.  April is one of those periods.  

First, stoner Leo, are there any lingering problems or obstacles left over from the March period?  You will see universal support for solving these nagging issues in the second Spring month.  Toke time to self in the first decade of April.  A solo smoke session will be illuminating.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to confront the obstacle or problem.  Our sacred green goddess has a way of unveiling new pathways to success.  Perhaps you just needed to quiet down the noise, and seek all the answers from within.

Second, after the New Moon of the 11th, you may appreciate time to yourself to pursue learned endeavors.  The cosmos is sending a warm breeze of inspiration to sharpen your wise wit stoner Leo.  Our great ganja goddess has a way of showing us broad perspectives.  Perhaps you will see with an enhanced third eye vision that a personal mission to learn a new skill, or research an interesting topic, isn’t selfish, but necessary!  Use our cannabis spiritual guide to sink deep into that subject, topic, or activity, that will push you toward being a better you.  Do this for yourself, and in the end it will prove to be in the service to others.

Finally stoner Leo, the month ends on a sharp note.  Be weary of the Full Moon on the 26th.  All this internal attention during the month might cap resentment and anger toward a frenemy or smoke circle acquaintance.  Pressure will build behind the restrained damn.  Blow O’s instead of your top stoner Leo.  If you release the pressure in the wrong way it could dampen the results of a great month of internal work.

Leo Stoner Horoscope March

Be prepared for an interesting start to the Spring season stoner Leo.  The month of March will bring with it a sense of tranquility amongst your cannabis companions. The cold winter months are nearly over, and with the warmer weather comes even warmer relationships. Though be forewarned, stoner Lion, the entrance to Spring will begin with your mind on heavier topics such as debts, and material possessions. Fear not stoner Leo, with a perfectly packed bowl and stress relieving tokes, all will be well. 

The end of the winter season brings peace and harmony within your smoke circle my stoner Lion. The cosmos is blessing you with even more charisma and charm than usual. Your persuasive nature will be highlighted throughout March, and you’ll find yourself particularly diplomatic this month. Stoner Leo, use this energy, and a well stocked stash jar to communicate your more eccentric ideas to your closest cannabis companions. Gather your partners in chronic together for an endo-excursion. Go on a hike or plan a picnic. Just get outside and combust the sacred herb with your ganja gang. Share your favorite smoke spots, and puff puff pass the good vibes.  With positive cosmic waves, and a proactive approach to smoke circle expansion, this month will see your pride grow to an even higher level.

Stoner Leo March will likely have you focused on monetary matters. Now is the time to use your powers of intuition, and a few meditative solo smoke sessions, to address any issues related to debt, and material possessions. Perhaps your gut is telling you to focus on something in particular, go with it!  Sit down with your corporate canna-crew and bounce ideas off one another. Your success on this terrestrial plane is only limited by your own efforts and imagination.

So stoner Lion, grab your traveling piece, a fresh jar of your favorite cannabis strain, and a few of your closest partners in chronic, and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous, but aligned with your best buds, you and your canna-crew prove to be an unstoppable force!

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Leo what a magical time to be alive.  Opportunity is only as far away as desire will take you.  February will be a progressive month for the stoner Lion in ways that match the stoner traits of the leader of the stoner Zodiac.

Universal influence will benefit the connected stoner Leo.  However, this support will not extend far from home.  Toke time to assess the partners in chronic that are close to the center of the smoke circle.  It is in these relationships where the most impact will be felt in the final Winter month.  This progressive impact will come in both the personal and work sphere.  The sacred herb can be used with a two pronged approach to create the most positive impact.  

First, toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a third eye enhancement.  Rise high above the terrestrial plane, see the broad landscape of life, and how you and your closest cannabis companions relate to each other.  Again, this should be applied both personally and professionally.  It is from this medicated meditative smoke session that you will gain the wisdom of direction, and inspiration of leadership.

Second, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring your cannabis companions onto your wavelength so they can see your vision.  This second action may be more difficult, but with positive cosmic influence, your own natural communication and leadership skills, and the connected help of the sacred herb, it should be well within your means.  Remember stoner Leo, you are sharing your vision and vibration, not imposing it.

I know you aren’t all about the woo, and the mystical underpinnings of our terrestrial existence stoner Leo.  But this month carries a subtle frequency from the universe that will open your eyes to supernatural aspects of our connected worlds that usually go unnoticed.  Feel the connection stoner Leo, with your closest partners in chronic, and the invisible hand of our infinite world.

Leo Stoner Horoscope January

I received a vision from the cosmos through my sacred meditations regarding the stoner Leo for the January time period.  It’s of a physically fit Lion pulling its hair out!  This made me think of my favorite cartoon from the 90’s:  Joe Normal .. “I’m normal!  I’m normal!”  The bottom line to January is that things could be worse, and everything is going to be ok.

The cannabis prescription for the second Winter month could be a little tricky.  Everything physical will be going great guns, but mental stress could derail your good vibes.  It could be all in your head; so smooth tokes of the marijuana smoke might slow you down enough to gain perspective, and ease through those stressful moments.  However, nothing is more terrifying for a stoner Leo than to be trapped inside their own head, which could compound the stressful feelings.  Therefore a CBD heavy hybrid strain will work great this month.  The CBD will help you lean into the satisfied physical state with a healthy cannabis regiment.  But the mild THC will give you that head change to rise above the stress of the day without trapping your head in consuming clouds.  If the head change becomes a bit much, or maybe not enough, just remember stoner Leo:  “I’m normal!  I’m normal!”

The great blessing from the universe during January will be in the sphere of personal relationships.  That hybrid cannabis prescription should keep you chill as you bounce from one smoke circle to another.  Enjoy and appreciate being in your element.  Close cannabis companions and even distant smoke circle acquaintances will all notice something different about your strut.  Pay attention during your sacred smoke outs to the subtle nuance of each individual.  The true blessing this month won’t be anything you receive, but instead the strengthened bonds you secure within the canna-fam.  Stoner Leo January will be an additive experience to the progress of your life.  With the sacred herb as your trusted chill side-kick, you will sure to be a networking superhero on the terrestrial plane.

Leo Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Leo the holiday season can be a time of great stress …. But not for you!  Wonderful calming cosmic winds of influence will blow into your house this month.  It’s not that life will become easy or obstacles will part as you approach; but the calming cosmic influence blowing in December may just help you deal with terrestrial tasks with grace and chill.

There is an important prescription to receive the full benefits of the coming calming cosmic storm.  First, load the stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  Second, find a safe space free of distractions.  Third, get creative!  They are no rules stoner Leo.  The only prescription required to receive the sacred blessing from the universe is creative output.  And it’s all about you stoner Leo.  No matter the style, medium, or material, creativity is all that is required.  Once you are in your safe space, light up the energizing qualities of the sacred Sativa strain, and jam, paint, write, or tinker.  The ‘how’ and ‘what’ is up to you.  The ‘why’ is to relieve stress and receive blessings.

Stoner Leo this creative prescription will impact every aspect of life.  Burn time with the cannabis crew might seem a little more lit.  Communications with cannabis companions might seem a little more easy.  Work tasks might come and go with a little more ease.  Your creative outlets will provide balance to the machine world of the terrestrial terrain.  You might enjoy your time so much that you may daydream about getting back to your safe space, where a fresh bowl and creative passion awaits.

Just remember stoner Leo:  Don’t neglect your sacred prescription for cannabis infused creativity.  These imaginative smoke sessions will be the key to an easy roll through life in December.  If you neglect this prescription, then you might get stuck in the grind.  I’m already wondering what smoked out expressive fun fabrications you will be working on.  

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