Stoner Leos are the leaders of the stoner pride. Passionate and theatrical, you can’t miss this stoner in any smoke circle. Capable of beer bongs and big blunts all in the same night, this stoner likes a challenge and loves the spotlight.
Although unapologetically selfish, the stoner Lion makes up for this with loyalty, consistency, and stability. They may not pack the bowl or offer a light, but they will always be there to share kind buds with cannabis companions.
The stoner Leo has no sacred herbal strain to avoid or lean on. The courageous lion gains insight and empathy from meditative smoke sessions. On the rare occasion this stoner finds a sour mood, seek a solo session to see things from a higher perspective.
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When describing the comfortable leadership of a stoner Leo, I have said they operate with an unapologetic selfishness. Some stoner Leos nod with a clever smirk. But some stoner Leos become offended. This ability to be unapologetically selfish is what separates the stoner Leo from the rest of the Zodiac smoke circle. The leader of the pack can’t be weighed down by all the trivial nuances of perspective and feelings. With kindness at heart, they make decisions and behave in a way where their example is what is most important, not the perspective of their cannabis companions.
Load up the stash jar, pack a few bowls, and get ready for a smokin November stoner Leo. The current planetary alignment will give ultimate support to those brave leaders of the stoner Zodiac smoke circle that roam the terrestrial plane with an unapologetic selfishness. For those Leos that already walk with a pep in their step and approach daily life with confident direction, the blessings of this month may go unnoticed. Those Leos probably wouldn’t ever read a horoscope anyway. This horoscope is written more for the reluctant stoner Lion. There are many Lions that roam the terrestrial plane without a pack, or see themselves more as just another cosmic astronaut in the smoke circle of life. November could be the month these Leos come to understand and grasp their role as the leader of the stoner pride. Let’s get your mojo back stoner Leo. Yeah Baby!
Keep the couchlock deep Indica kush for another time. You are on a mission to find your mojo stoner Leo; sexy stoney Sativas only this month. Toke time early in November for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Contemplate all those wonderful Leo characteristics you want to exude: Cheerful, charming, caring, energetic, magnetic, resilient, motivated, and honest. With all those wonderful traits, it is no wonder that these successful leaders behave with an unapologetic selfishness. After all, the leader of the stoner pack always knows where the smoke circle is heading. With this early meditative dive, seek understanding within yourself as to why you have been a reluctant leader in the past. Use this sacred herbal smoke session as a cleansing to move forward into the month ready to take hold of your birthright. With kindness at heart and a fat nug in your pocket, the entire stoner Zodiac will follow the confident Leo to the next level.
Stoner Leo you are capable of being many things including vibrant, open, and loving. These are the traits that will propel you forward in October.
Vibrant: Universal influences will target the little engine that could inside of you. Open: New situations and people will come into your smoke circle you may not have predicted. An open mind, and an open heart will expand not only your social smoke circle, but increase your knowledge of fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts. Loving: October should bring a cosmic kick to your heart. Feelings will be more intense for you, and those surrounding you will sense this loving nature emanating from your cosmic spacesuit.
In the workplace trust your third eye instincts. Even though networking will be supported from positive cosmic waves, there will be times to put your head down, and work through issues on your own. A light balanced hybrid during the work week will help tune in your third eye instincts, and be prepared for all situations.
The second half of the month will bring uncomfortable moments. Not among terrestrial astronauts, but within you. Toke time with the sacred herb after the Full Moon on October 13th. Find a comfortable space for a deep medicated meditative dive within yourself. There is a dark menace hiding in the deep recesses of your being that must be addressed. It may show itself in many forms for different Leo’s: Nagging insecurity, frustrating anger, despair, or perhaps even hints of depression. This deep medicated dive with the sacred herb could help address this deep underlying issue before it can bubble up to the surface, and expose you to harm. Furthermore, this exploration inside yourself could lead to breakthroughs of self discovery you will take forward for a lifetime. Deep contemplative internal dives are always tough for you my proud Lion. Perhaps take the trip in a float tank to give the experience structure and adventure.
As a stoner Leo you know that adventure is not exclusively a summer endeavor. October has a wonderful surprise waiting. A gift from the cosmos; all you have to do is grab it. Throughout the month you may be itching for something more, like a cannabis connoisseur at their favorite smoke shop with an unlimited budget! That special dank nug you won’t forget is waiting just around the corner stoner Leo. And you are the leader of the stoner pride. Don’t miss your opportunity to pounce on the next adventure in October.
Stoner Leo even the fierce lion leader of the stoner zodiac sometimes needs to take a breather. Although your skin is thick, the busy summer season has left you feeling spread a little thin. As the calendar changes to September, you may find yourself wondering how you got here. Too many projects may require you to turn your attention in more directions than is reasonably possible. It’s okay, even for you, to take a break from the seemingly endless grind. Blow off some much needed steam by blowing out those smokey O’s. Toke time to prioritize your to-do list. Don’t abandon the goals and milestones you’ve been working towards; rather, relax and take a pause. Puff a few bowls of the grounding ganja, and rethink your plan of attack. Once the smoke clears, you will be refreshed and ready to charge ahead.
Be mindful of the fact that not everybody can be as happy-go-lucky as you stoner Leo. Take a step back, stoke a bowl, and seek understanding from a higher perspective. A few solo smoke sessions can give you the ten thousand foot view needed to better empathize with the struggles of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Sometimes all they need is a little space and a sympathetic ear. While this may not seem like the most exciting prospect, realize it isn’t asking much. It might sound like a big ask to be passive, but the reality is this: You can be a great canna-buddy by the simple act of being an active listener. By being there when your buds need a listening ear, the bonds which bind you with your cannabis companions will only grow stronger.
Stoner Leo you may be accustomed to constantly socializing with the pride. But, in September there is immense potential for personal growth from deep dives of introspection with the sacred herb. These contemplative meditative moments can ease the pressure of the work grind, and help you meet the needs of your own stoner tribe. Digging deep within yourself may be exactly what is required to rise above the perplexities of the period.
Whether or not you take a breather from the economic grind is ultimately up to you stoner Leo. But know there may be consequences if you don’t. An explosive emotional moment could erupt if you do not take the time to care for yourself. This may manifest physically as a cold, or the general feeling like your cosmic spacesuit is in need of repair. Be mindful, it could also occur as conflict between you and your cannabis companions. And those wounds can take much longer to heal.
Stoner Leo you are entering a month of abundance. The planets have aligned to bless you with all the energy required to thrive. At times though, there will be out-of-body experiences where your travels on the terrestrial plane will be on autopilot. Spark one up stoner Leo, your auto pilot can be trusted like a brand new Tesla. As long as you monitor your adventures with a moral third eye, you should avoid a fiery crash.
Take care stoner Leo. The beginning of the month will begin with a frenetic pace. Toke time for repairing meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Focus on healing whatever ails your cosmic spacesuit. Hot medicated yoga is a wonderful release for the body. With special attention to your soul suit, you should thrive in a chaotic and energetic climate.
August will be a tail of two halves, split down the middle by the full moon on the 15th. The first half will be marked by a heavy social influence. Work, tasks, and obstacles may seem mundane and tedious as your mind will be filled with social excursions. The second half of August will be more balanced as a logical focus returns, and social experimenting lies closer to home.
Your cosmic sacred herbal prescription for August is also a tale of two halves. The concern for the beginning of August is to fall into a zombie-like trance roaming the terrestrial plane without direction. There will be plenty of social adventures with the canna-crew, but work must also be done. Lean into the energy from the sun during this period with sacred Sativa strains. Avoid zombie-like couch lock mental trances. The Sativa strain of the sacred herb will assist in clarity and focus during cosmic rides on auto pilot. During the second half of the month, a more broad selection of the sacred herb may be partaken. This can be customized to suit your needs: A balanced hybrid during times of activity, and a deep Indica strain for secluded home projects.
With the right balance of self care and a keen third eye vision, the stoner Leo will ride the energetic wave of August like a canna-champion.
Settle down and smoke up stoner Leo! July will be a month of interesting conundrums. Many paths will stretch out in front of you. The road less traveled is always an enticing mysterious option, but sometimes the straight and narrow, or the tried-and-true provides for a smooth ride. Whatever route you choose, know that all the available options can lead to a positive destination. You are likely to encounter obstacles regardless of your choice. The sacred herb will help light the way. What first may seem outrageous could be a lucrative opportunity once viewed from a different vantage point.
While enjoying the sacred herb will be necessary to maintain balance, it will serve a more practical role during this period. Out of the norm challenges will call for out of the box solutions. Cannabis can be a fine way to recreate and relax, and it can also inspire far beyond instinctive reactions to find creative solutions. Specifically Sativa strains can be a catalyst to problem solving. However, be mindful stoner Leo to meditate on the final destination, not roadblocks along the path. No matter where your journey takes you, don’t forget to enjoy the ride.
Sacred smoke sessions with your cannabis crew are not merely recommended, but are mandatory this season. Puffing, passing, and laughing your with your smoke circle will be good for the body and great for the group. Advice from a different perspective could be the cosmic grease that keeps those karmic gears turning in a positive direction. Once solid momentum is achieved, it will be no thing to keep it moving. Grinding hard early in the month will also make way for more time with the pot-loving peeps later in the month. As long as you work hard to get the joint rolling in the first weeks, you and the canna crew can roast-up more herb as the summer days heat up.
The cosmic doctor offers a prescription of romance in July for partnered Leos. But the stoner Leo must fill the prescription to receive the remedies. Take your cannabis companion on an adventure, and enjoy life to its highest. Whether or not the stoner Leo has a special partner-in-chronic, a weekend getaway is a must. Blessings will come to those who actively seek them. So grab your bud-loving buddies, and find your bliss!
Stoner Leo can you feel it? The sun continues to shine down on the leader of the pack. As the cosmic breeze warms around you, know you too are heading into a hot streak. With positive solar winds at your back, you will move smoothly and steadily toward success in June. Do not be fooled however; while you have a prevailing force behind you, it is ultimately up to you to maintain forward momentum. It will be up to you to avoid couch lock. Seek timing on when you can chill out and pack a bowl, and when it is time to put down the pipe and get back to the grind.
Stick with those sweet, sticky Sativas during your journey through June. Often times the stoner Leo impacts the world through straightforward means. In contrast, this month creativity and perseverance will be necessary tools as you assume a supportive role with your cannabis companions. For the usually headstrong stoner Leo, this will be a difficult balance to achieve. You do not want to be a mooch and simply coast on your best buds’ successes, but it will also take effort not to push people out of the way and just do it yourself. The middle path will be the best. Be confident in your supporting role: As their partner-in-chronic you simply need to be there to help lift them up when they fall down, and spark up a fat one when it’s time chill out.
Be prepared stoner Leo, you will likely experience some hazy moments of moral conundrums this month. When the mind gets clouded, take time to clear the air before you move forward. Please remember dear stoner Lion: You cannot exact retribution and justice upon the pride. Trust that these karmic things will take care of themselves. Too much force is certain to create further chaos and confusion. So keep the peace pipe packed with the calming sacred herb to help follow a more gentle, ganja filled path.
Work and recreation must be kept separate this month. In your time on the clock, stay firm in your efforts. Then find time later to stoke the flames of passionate endeavors. As long as you remain resolute, you will achieve lion sized results every time. Which means when it is time to rest you will be able to do so worry free. This summer you will find a cosmic sweet spot for both romantic and platonic bonds. You may not be the leader of the pack this month, but love strong and smoke on, stoner Leo! Your pride is your team.
The stoner Leo will keep those fires blazing in the final Spring month, as positive energy and good fortune continue to rain down as cosmic blessings from the universe. While May is likely to bring a few last minute showers, your energy and perseverance will bring the heat needed to keep the inner light burning bright. Whether you prefer a well balanced blunt, or a freshly packed bowl, keep the greens fresh with an optimistic outlook. Equilibrium is always a noble goal. You are sure to find your inner zen as long as you keep your eyes on that peaceful prize, and you keep your aspirations high.
Take time early in the month to organize your tasks and prepare a plan of attack. Frequent meditative smoke sessions in the first few days of the month will result in a fruitful fortitude you will carry with you throughout the summer season. Just be mindful of where and how you direct your fiery gaze.
Be forewarned stoner Leo: Meandering around putting out fires as they pop up, could lead you off the positive path in May. A well established task list will assist in maximizing productive output. Smoke for satisfaction and sound mind; stretch the imagination for achievement. You may even surprise yourself with what you can get done by maintaining an organized platform.
The final spring month will produce a bountiful harvest of warm embraces. This will apply equally to bud-loving buddies, and your closest cannabis companion. Use the warming days to stoke the flames of friendship and goodwill among your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Use the warming nights to embrace your current, or potential, partner-in-chronic to fan the embers of cosmic companionship. Single and partnered stoner Leos will both benefit as long as their intentions remain stoney and steadfast.
The days are growing longer stoner Leo. Do not pass up that last minute smoke filled adventure; however trivial it may seem. May 18th is the flower full moon. The period around this full moon will be particularly dynamic. Remember, it is never too late to plant the seeds of prosperity. Just like the canvas of colorful flora that will bloom during this month, the efforts you put in today will result in the long lasting growth of tomorrow.
The sun will bring strong cosmic warmth and positivity to stoner Leos in April. But most importantly energy! The position of the sun this month will shed light on bountiful energy and opportunity. The increased energy from the sun will shine brightest in the work sphere. Whether you are a corporate warrior stuck in the economic grind or an entrepreneurial boss, this is the time to push ahead with increased vigor. Increased attention and output at work will lead to increased opportunity.
At work you may be like a Tasmanian Devil sweeping up work and opportunity with tornado-like power, but in the personal sphere you need to chill stoner Leo. Grind all day, puff puff pass on the stress at night. Toke time with the sacred herb to leave the work stress behind. Your cannabis companions can’t understand all the inner workings of your busy business life, but they still need you. And you need them. Keep your portable stash box loaded. A shared bowl between partners in chronic will be a healing elixir for the entire smoke circle.
You are the King of the Jungle stoner Leo. Socializing among your pride is necessary to keep everyone connected. While you are relaxing with the canna-crew after terrorizing the work sphere, lead those around you in conversation. This may seem simple, but the second Spring month will bring important insight that can only come from contemplative shared reflection.
While you are grinding it up with cannabis companions, be sure to remain true to your moral code. Be forewarned stoner Leo: There can be no double dealing. Act and speak with honesty and integrity. This is sure to be a dynamic period. Don’t muck it up with petty slights. After the full moon of the 19th, a positive cosmic rain will drench your personal sphere. But this wet heat wave will only occur if the stoner Leo stays true to their inner ideals. Cosmic support will come easy in that way stoner Leo. Upbeat energy with integrity is your thing!
Stoner Leo too much of a good thing can truly be a difficult proposition. March will shower you with options, choices, and opportunities. But this situation is not one where you can put a bucket out to collect the blessings for a future period. Instead the stoner Leo must step carefully and choose wisely during their travels. Avoid heavy smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Spending too much time in heady clouds could leave you stuck on the terrestrial plane. Think of cannabis in-line with the overabundance of choices you will face in March: Make strategic cannabis choices with solid information
This does not mean abstinence stoner Leo! Set aside solo time with the sacred herb. Possibly select an energetic and blissful Sativa strain to help you on your path. You will need your third eye wide open in the first spring month. With the abundance of opportunity, you must choose wisely. Assess each option, and seek understanding of the impact of the path laid out. Avoid stubbornness and confirmation bias stoner Leo. Assumptions of the past may need calibration based on new information. Keep an open mind and an open heart.
You have a great smoke circle stoner Leo. Be sure to keep the stash jar loaded. Help and consultation from your cannabis crew will assist you greatly in this frenetic period. Smoke them out, and allow them to help you out. The amazing power of a canna-crew will assist you greatly on various missions.
Take care of yourself during this busy time period. The dynamic month will require all of your energy and spirit. Perhaps a regiment of high CBD cannabis at night time will be the trick to unwind the busy mind, and assure a solid night sleep for the next day of busy task mastery. You got this stoner Leo. Up up and away you go!
Stoner Leo February may be the month of Valentine’s day, but this period is about more than romantic love. You may be feeling isolated lately with your head down focused on the task at hand. Keeping up with your resolutions and making sure you use the fresh start of the new year to its greatest potential can be overwhelming. Rest and breathe easy stoner Leo; an energetic month will turn into a calm period of satisfaction in the end. Remember, occasionally we just need to hit the reset button. Take time to meditate with a close cannabis companion. Sometimes the best way to clear the mind is to cloud up the room. A stoney toke session can be the perfect remedy for when you feel overwhelmed by the daily grind. Light one up, slow down, and you will feel the weight of the world go up in smoke.
Opportunity and manifestation will collide this month stoner Leo. Yes, the lion of the pride will find good fortune again, both in personal and the work realm. Your confident swagger will act like a magnet collecting cannabis co-workers and compatriots. Your confidence and above all, your competence will be the defining factors that helps you lead your smoke-loving squad to success. There will be a high correlation of the effort that you put in, and the quality of outcomes. This means stoner Leos should expect big payoffs in the workplace, as long as they stay strong in their grind. If you channel your energy efficiently, there is no reason you and work peers cannot do it all: Work hard, and play even harder! Stay focused on elevating the quality of your work and increasing productivity. When everyone clocks out for the day you can celebrate a job well done with a freshly ground bowl of spirit-lifting sensimilla.
Balance is the key attribute for the stoner Leo this month. Do your best to balance internal peace and maintain equilibrium with external surroundings. With that being said, it is recommended you find a sweet, sticky hybrid strain, and stick with it for the duration of February. This will help heal the body while keeping the mind invigorated and inspired. Once you have found your zen, stoner Leo, it will be important you invest in self-care to keep the good vibes flowing. As long as you keep your spirits high, you will continue to puff, puff, and pass positivity to all those you encounter.