Stoner Gemini, Spring is finally here! You may have noticed the longer days, and the greater intake of the sun’s rays leaves you feeling energized like you can take on the world. The good thing is that the universe will demand little to nothing from you. This doesn’t mean that you should slack off to just scrape by. Instead, use this unique opportunity to pursue your own wish list. Since your calendar is open, you are free to fill it with whatever you desire. Take a hike, find that secluded waterfall and claim it as your newest smoke spot accomplishment! Whatever it is you do, stay busy. It would be a terrible waste of your great potential if you expend those energies sitting on the couch. As long as you plan for these adventures, you will add many memorable moments to your life this April.
At work stoner Gemini, you will be a source of light, guidance, and inspiration. Whether you are the business owner, part of the management team, or the newest addition to the team, your peers and coworkers will come to you for advice. And, for good reason. Be sure to keep your hard work separate from your meditative smoking sessions. Your noticeable successes will be one reason people value your input. By separating your times for grinding hard at work and grinding up your favorite cannabis strain, you will maintain a clear mind which will keep you in high regard with your peers.
What is best stoner Gemini, is no one, especially on the homefront, will hold you back in this April time period. Cannabis companions will not be demanding or needy this month. Instead of draining you of your good vibes, they will be sure only to amplify this positivity. Remember that if you want company on your journey, you only need to ask anyone of your many cannabis companions. They will be more than willing to join you in your smokin shenanigans. And while it is always recommended that you stop to smell the flowers, don’t overindulge. Too much of a good thing or too much time spent over analyzing your decisions can ruin even the most magical moments.
Stoner Gemini, the time period of March begins with positivity and promise for you! You will find success in defeating adversity, and be gifted throughout the month with energetic enthusiasm. However, take care in the second half of the month, as risks and uncertainty are bound to appear. March brings with it not only the long-awaited spring season, but also the potential to achieve your goals in an accelerated timeframe. The catalyst for this success will be your amount of effort you exert. Stay focused and positive stoner Gemini. Approach difficulties with caution and thoughtfulness, and don’t rush to your conclusions. Introspection and self-growth are important. Make time for a peaceful evenings spent with the sacred herb and artwork to help you unwind and plan your route.
The work front will prove favorable for self-employed and regularly employed Stoner Gemini alike. When implementing new ideas, a slow, well thought out approach is required to avoid destabilizing your circumstance. Masters of their own domain can expect to be profitable early in the month, but will need to stay attentive and avoid complacency throughout the remaining weeks of March. Stoner Gemini stuck in the gears of the machine can expect an increase in their responsibilities, but this extra workload can coincide with extra pay. Be adaptive to change, stay in charge of your emotions, and remember to be prudent in your conclusions and actions. The sacred herb is beneficial and comforting in times of stress and confusion. Meditative sessions with the sacred herb will aid the transition from a warm cosmic wind in the beginning of March to a brisk head wind to finish the time period.
Stoner Gemini, your personal life this March will invoke varying emotions. Avoid giving these feelings more significance than they deserve. At this stage “strutting” holds strong potential to extinguish early relationships. Stay humble and avoid attempts to impress, especially new cannabis companions. Remember that sincerity is one of the best ways to overcome obstacles. A luscious bowl filled with the sacred herb and some munchies nearby is a wonderful way to nourish friendships, both old and new.
Stoner Gemini you are approaching an important stage in your life, and February will reveal itself to be a fateful month for you. Throughout this month make time to maintain and cultivate your relationships with your loved ones. Enjoy an afternoon smoke sesh with your cannabis companions, and create some new memories to hold dear. It is important to take time for yourself as well. Focus on your inner development and keep your goals at the forefront of your mind. The celestial bodies are harmonious in their combined support of you this month. Take advantage of this time, and press forward to attain your higher ideals. An extroverted stoner Gemini will definitely have high results this month. However, an introverted individual will require more effort. Enjoy an energizing citrus sativa and allow yourself to expand and succeed.
Stoner Gemini, your work life this month is one of positivity and promise. Your limitations will be whatever you create. Seize this cosmic opportunity to hold strong to confidence and to reach for the great things available to you. Again, the extroverted stoner Gemini has the upper hand this month. You will likely face some confrontation in your work life. If handled correctly, this situation will move you further up the chain of command. Initiative and motivation are paramount to success at work this month. Stoner Gemini, allow the sacred herb to focus your introspection and align your focus and energy toward positive goals.
Romantically, the stoner Gemini will be pleasantly surprised with sudden reversals of fate. You will bask in happy memories past, and rekindle the depth of your affection for your significant other. Be wary of passion clouding your judgment. Inevitably stress will create a blockage among friends and family. A nice batch of homemade brownies with the sacred herb can bring cannabis companions back together again.
Stoner Gemini be prepared for a dynamic year! The cosmic winds will fill your sails in 2017. The January time period is an important catalyst in this process. Think of yourself on a calm sea in your boat. If you know a strong wind is coming to take you to a destination of growth, you should raise the sails in advance of the wind. The majority of January will feel mundane, but this time will be vital to prepare yourself for the forward movement to come.
Dig deep within the Earth and your soul stoner Gemini. The sacred herb, a wonderful fruit from Earth will help you see yourself and the necessary steps you must take to reach your goals and positive destination. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on what destination you would like to arrive at in 2017. There are no teleportation devices yet stoner Gemini, but knowing your destination will help you see all the steps you must take to complete your arrival.
First, the end of January will be when the sails start to fill with wind and thrust you towards your destination. But life is not a waiting game. You must set your sails to take advantage of the warm cosmic winds. Stoner Gemini you must build your foundation for growth, and then when the time is right you can seize upon the opportunity. Meditation with the sacred herb will help you see the path, but it must be walked.
The universe will impact your life in so many ways late in January stoner Gemini. The main warning I have for you is this: You must have self control. Aggressive outbursts will not benefit you in preparing for the warm cosmic winds. See the negative influences around you, and understand that confidence and self-value comes from within.
Stoner Gemini, I have a heavy cliche for you: You reap what you sow. Whether you relate this to bible scripture or universal karma, this cliche holds weight in any room. And in the month of December, the cosmic winds have retribution and reward in mind for the stoner Gemini.
The cliche is not ominous or negative. Often people use this phrase in terms of retribution, but in actuality, it could mean very positive things as well. At the beginning of the December time period, take the time to yourself with the sacred herb. Use a meditative smoke session to contemplate the last couple months of your life. I cannot speak generally about all Geminis for this December time period. Each individual will feel the effects of their efforts in the past quarter.
You will know which way the cosmic winds will blow. There is no hiding from yourself, and your past actions in December. If your work, attitude, and effort has been on point then the universe will be inclined to offer blessings with no strings attached. If you have moved through life with avoidance, procrastination, and negativity then the universe will make sure the issues of the past will take center stage in the December time period.
Most of us do not live or act in an “all good” or “all bad” state of life. The December time period may not have exciting new experiences for you, but it will offer plenty of opportunities to appreciate your cannabis companions, family, and loved ones. Lay down the pipe when life feels demanding. Combust the sacred herb when life presents calm waters and rewards. Take responsibility and rejoice stoner Gemini, the universe is a beautiful thing.
Stoner Gemini you can relax in the calm waters of the cosmos in the month of November. Negative influences will be at bay, and you will be able to concentrate on internal desires and positive manifestation. With negative universal influences dulled, a variety of strains of the sacred herb can be used in meditative experiments. The focal point of all meditative smoke sessions should be creation and manifestation. The world is what we want to make it. Our desires and fears clash in a constant beam communicating out to the cosmos. Take time to focus your communication stream to the universe this month on pinpointing what you really what out of this life. The universe is always listening; be sure that you are communicating what you want it to hear.
Work and business will continue at a normal flow in November. Much of the importance of your communication with the universe, you must be clear with your communication in the workplace. Obstacles will pop up in the form of human conflict. Concentrate on your tasks and responsibilities. It would be best to avoid heated conflict. As long as you take care of your sphere of responsibility everything will work itself out.
Stoner Gemini, your relationships will require more action in November. Be honest with yourself about your internal desires. The month of November will be a pivotal time for addressing your goals regarding personal relationships. If your desires are defined, then they are obtainable with communication and direct action.
Stoner Gemini, brace yourself for bad news. The month of October is a dramatically dire situation for you. When I was a child I spent time near a nuclear power plant. My entire community was littered with sirens. When they were tested it would send a shiver down my spine. Stoner Gemini, the sirens are sounding for you, take heed.
Unfortunately, you can’t simply lock yourself away in your room with cannabis, a pipe, and a tissue. Inaction could be the exact trigger that unloads the cosmic pain down on you. I do not enjoy being the bearer of bad news stoner Gemini. With these warnings, you have a chance to settle your soul and prepare yourself for a difficult time period. The heavenly leader for the sign of Gemini has completely abandoned you for the month of October. Try to imagine as if the sun were to go away for an entire month, and you had to live in darkness for the duration of the period.
The sacred herb has coping and enlightening properties. Meditative sessions should take place in moderation with specific direction. Have you heard of a tolerance break? This may be the month that you should put down the vape pen and give yourself the gift of sobriety for the month of October.
Unfortunately your cannabis companions, family, and loved ones cannot help you in your predicament this month. As a matter of fact, you may want to avoid trips and outings with your loved ones as the dark cloud over your head may be detrimental to the long-term health of your relationships.
I’m sorry stoner Gemini, I have no jokes or quips to end this sad horoscope. You are now prepared with information. It is up to you to battle the dark cosmic forces. You will see the blessings of the light again.
The month of September 2016 can be a relatively calm month for the stoner Gemini. There are no ominous warnings to report. This does not mean that you will be off the hook completely. It is a month where you will be tested. Find your breath and allow the sacred herb to enlighten you on positivity to carry you through until October.
With all your personal relationships you need to apply an analytical approach. Look at these relationships with no emotion and take stock of what they truly consist of. Once you’ve made your evaluations choose the one friendship that is always there for you and helps enlighten your path. Take some time to share a bowl with them. It is time to divulge some of your burdens with someone who will help you get to the bottom of the situations. These issues may be matters of the heart. Do your best to try new communication strategies with when it comes to your lover. Do not be afraid to let them in. It may seem difficult but, once you start talking you will find sharing is much more comfortable than you thought.
Being a strong and self-reliant sign of the zodiac you will want something that keeps you motivated. A high sativa strain will be perfect for you during your work days. Business will be very successful for you during September of 2016, but not without a few challenges. I strongly suggest to do all your own bidding at this time. Your co-workers may have a wonderful strategy in theory, but will fizzle like the last ember of your pipe. Keep your eye on the prize and be relentless. I have no doubt that you will overcome all obstacles this month stoner Gemini.
Stoner Gemini, the month of August will surely be a time of high production and creativity. The planets are heavily influencing your working sphere right now, leaving you feeling restless and in need of a change for your own sake. Change can be a scary thing, and fear, frustration, and anxiety can come into play if you don’t stay in that positive, don’t-worry-be-happy mindset. The challenges you face this month (mostly in the way of your career) will drastically shape your near future and the years to come. It may be hard to see through the plumes of smoke at times, and you may find yourself wanting to fall into a pit of self-pity and despair. Do not fall into that trap. Instead, try to embrace it. Use your overall sense of dissatisfaction as a motivator to achieve the greatness and pride that you have been seeking for so long. Follow your heart, and everything else will fall into place. All in good time of course. Do not expect immediate results overnight. The most important thing this month will happen internally. This restlessness you are experiencing has a lot to do with the changes happening to your perception of the world and life. This could potentially lead to some unpredictable decisions and changes, but remember, it’s all in your best interest. Do not let the opinions of others change what you know to be true. The best thing that you can do is to be attentive to yourself, and the company you keep around you. Find the harmony and balance between the worlds expectations and your own aspirations. A nice Sativa hybrid will help boost that creative thinking, while still maintaining that calm body euphoria. Try to use the sacred herb and meditation whenever you start to feel overwhelmed or unsure of your decisions.
Stoner Gemini, July will bring many challenging situations. Fear not. You will tackle one, and then puff, puff, pass on to the next, each one barely slowing you down before you overcome it. This is not to say that this month’s occurrences will be a walk in the park, but you are determined now. Your energy levels will drastically increase although they may not be focused on what they “should” be. Use meditation and exercise to clear any of that head fog that may be lingering, and you should be able to see things from a new perspective, allowing you to come to new solutions you may not have thought of before.
You will likely experience a shift in energies that will drastically increase your livelihood. While most people associate the summer with rest and relaxation, it seems that you will only want to go go go. But remember, there can be no play without at least a little bit of work.
The working sphere for Geminis will prove to be the most difficult aspect of July. Whether it’s the pull back from you, or others plotting against you, you will have some work “enemies” to watch out for. Be up front with coworkers and colleagues, and address anything that feels off before it has the chance to evolve into anything larger. Compromise and understanding from both parties will be essential. Unfortunately, that is not always possible, however, it will still be very important for some kind of plan of action to be put into effect, even if it is only temporary.
Be rational, not emotional. It is nearly impossible to think clearly when emotions are running high. Keep that sneak-a-toke on standby and take a quick smoke break to calm your nerves when needed. This applies to work and personal relationships, although a blow out with your friends is much less likely to happen.