Gemini

The Stoner Gemini is a witty twin. Cosmic influences are subject to change with different cannabis strains chosen.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope August

First, stoner Gemini, the good news: The final summer month will be full of sunny days and memorable smoke sessions. Unfortunately, these uplifting moments will be contrasted by conflict avoidance and resolution. Toke time to remind yourself you can’t solve every problem all at once. Seek guidance from the sacred herb in moments of frustration. For every challenge there will be a fun distraction to keep your spirits high and mood chipper. This herbal respite will be a welcome defense against the terrestrial grind.

For sacred herbal remedies, there are two paths to pursue. Find a balanced hybrid you can enjoy the whole month through. Or, start your month with a sweet, sticky Sativa, and switch to a nice stoney Indica during the second half. August 15th brings the full moon. This is an important lunar phase for the stoner Gemini, as it will mark a succinct turning point. The full moon will transition phases between storming chaotic clouds, and sun-spattered green pastures. Going with the second option for herbal remedies means you will have the Sativa strains promoting high spirits while you navigate the hazy days of chaos. And, as the clouds part for clear skies, Indicas will help you regain your grounded good vibe.

After the full moon, a welcome pace of normalcy will come, but your energy will still be at full rev. Especially when the smoke clears, toke time to cool the jets and settle into your new-found peace. Meditative smoke sessions will be crucial for spiritual maintenance. They will sharpen your third eye clarity, and help you see where surgical attacks can ease unnecessary pressure. Honing the mind’s eye will help you identify what obstacles need your full effort, and others which should be quickly dismissed as frivolous, not worth the worry.

In the workplace: Allies will disappear and problems must be faced alone. But, you will have the energy to get the job done. In the personal realm: Problems could pop up like an annoying game of whack-a-mole. But with your chakras freshly aligned through herbal meditation, these issues will seem less daunting. Whether you meander aimlessly with your cannabis cohorts, or you medicate with purpose, rest and relaxation will be required in August. Get back to home projects, and where the heart is. This is where you will find healing for the soul stoner Gemini.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Of all the monthly periods of 2019, July may be the one that comes the most natural to the stoner Gemini. Some of your most notable characteristics will be crucial in navigating the sporadic scenarios of summer. The best advice is to just be your standard, stony self: Adaptive, thoughtful and at times impulsive. Let’s add flexibility to the fine list of characteristics. Even some of the best sun-soaked plans could need remodeling at any moment. Whether it be a camping trip, or a getaway to your favorite secluded smoke spot, know your itinerary can change without prior notice. When this happens, remember to stay calm and smoke on stoner Gemini. You got this. Dramatic changes are likely in July, but there is no need to fear the unknown. Instead, roll up a fatty and run towards it! All requirements for coping, or dealing with the obstacles of change, will be within your stoner star sign’s repertoire.

The most dynamic actions will manifest within the personal sphere this month. You are surrounded by a plethora of pot-friendly peeps, each with their own story and inner workings. So many stars crossing can at first seem chaotic. But once the smoke clears, you will find you are all cannabis cosmonauts flying on the same terrestrial cruiser with more in common than conflicting.

If tensions do arise, do not shrink away from responsibility. Be active and participate in conflict resolution. The peace pipe should be clean and on standby. The stash jar should be well stocked. Sharing a bowl can mean so much more than simply ‘getting stoned.’ The sacred herb can be a catalyst for conversation, and a way to rise above the fray while keeping everyone grounded. An herbal assistant to help meet each other on the same level. Your natural individual characteristics will be your best asset in turning dynamic change and challenges into positive progress for the whole ganja loving group.

Stoner Gemini, with all that being said, you must travel through July with confidence in self. A medicated meditation with the sacred herb early in the month will bring about the positive shift in perspective. And be certain, there will be plenty to smile about. Your ability to zig and zag as the month twists and turns, will convert a wild ride into memorable cosmic road trip. Remember to take time to stop and smoke the flowers. It may be a long trek to the top of the mountain, but rest assured the view from ten thousand feet high will be breathtaking.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Gemini the lazy, hazy days of spring are slipping away. The summer days ahead welcome you with the promise of strange energetic times. This period will be dynamic in all aspects of your life. Unique opportunities and summer adventure await; some of which may be outside of your typical routine. Don’t fret my lovely twin, broadening your comfort zone will be vital in the days ahead.

Start the month off with a clear, sharp mind. Ground yourself, and find your center balance early in June. Locate a sacred strain with high CBD and low THC to keep the mind clear, and reinvigorate the body and spirit.

Cosmic influence this month is not negative or positive in nature, but dangerous. Situations, decisions, and actions will be impactful for the stoner Gemini. Toke a moment often this month to contemplate where the chain of dominoes lead before you knock down the first one. The mindful stoner Gemini has the tools needed to properly navigate the trials ahead.

Regarding the personal sphere, it’s essential you address issues immediately. Squash the beef now so you don’t run into the bull later. Do not meet anger with anger; instead honestly assess the situation to see if you fuel the flames that now threaten to burn. As quickly as an ember can spread across a bowl, a humble moment of reflection can help snuff it out.

The work sphere will be swirling between calm and turbulent machinations throughout the month. Sometimes all we need is a little weed to release the pressure of the economic grind. So ensure your flight box is prepped for launch, and mentally steel yourself for critical deadlines.

Believe in yourself stoner Gemini. Find confidence boosting exercises to add to the daily routine in June. Remember that self criticism is self harm. It’s natural to have empathy and an open heart for others, but it’s important to give yourself the same benefit.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Gemini the final Spring month may feel like running in sand toward goals in the distant future. But fear not my stoner yin yang twin, there are plenty of tools and options to lead you down a progressive path in May. With the right sacred greens, and canna-buddies to share bowls with, you will have more than enough support on your terrestrial travels.

This slow and methodical cosmic support may seem like a period of great calm and contentment. Although this feeling will be quite welcome, and a pleasant experience, it comes with dangers. It will be very easy to float through May staring at the stars and enjoying the spring flowers. An indifferent attitude and relaxed nature will be easy to slip into, like a trance. However, this pleasant trance could lead to a future trap. Problems and obstacles pleasantly ignored today will become monstrous mountains of stress tomorrow.

All forward progress will come under power of your own engines stoner Gemini. Progressive action and advantage must be created and taken by you. The first inspired tool to swim through this stagnant cosmic malaise will be a strict diet of Sativa greens. The energetic species of the sacred herb could give you the extra boost to get the tasks of the day done. Avoid Indica for fear of time and dangers slipping past with ease. Answer the cosmic questions. Put out the small fires as they appear. Diligence to solve the issues that arise will assure the enjoyment of this serendipitous period.

Seek out activities with canna-buddies. These smoke circle activities may seem frivolous in your quest for a progressive path, but the mere act of joining your cannabis crew for fun festivities will illuminate solutions on your journey. Get out, or stay in! No matter the time or place, make sure your life in May is filled with cannabis companions and family alike.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Spring is upon us stoner Gemini. This means we are entering into a period where you will have plenty of time to roll one up, burn one down, and just chill out! April cosmic influences will usher in an era of contentment for the stoner Gemini. Investment early in the month to align the chakras and awaken the third eye will have immeasurable benefits lasting through the rest of the month. So find your zen, and you will have positive momentum as we move towards the long days of summer.

For your herbal inspiration this month, you should seek out a sweet and succulent hybrid strain of the sacred herb. The Sativa influences will keep you motivated and moving in a positive direction, while the mellowing properties of the Indicas will keep you grounded and focused on keeping your spirits lifted. Finding the right cannabis strain can mean the difference between chaotic thought and cerebral clarity. Targeted selection of the right strain helps you reach your highest potential.

With regards to both work and personal relationships, you will have two crucial directives:
1. Do not be forced into action by others.
2. Keep your cool. Avoid angry or reactive outbursts.
You can’t control what others do, stoner Gemini, only how you respond to their actions. If someone is intent on sending bad karma your way, do not react in kind. Remember it is better to respond with kindness. In other words, don’t let others’ bad vibes crush your groove!

Early in the month toke time to awaken your third eye. You will have better sight to notice more subtle changes. Pay attention to those closest to you. It is likely someone in your inner circle will be in need of your assistance around the time of the full moon. Whether you offer a willing ear to listen to their troubles, or simply share a bowl, your efforts will be appreciated.

Buckle up! Relationships will move to the next level in April. Don’t worry single Geminis, this doesn’t mean you will trip into marriage. All relationships can come under this positive cosmic influence. Longer days means you will have many opportunities for socializing and stoner-friendly smoke sessions. As a result, an acquaintance may become a better bud, or you strengthen a bond with a family member. And yes, you may even discover you are ready to turn a cannabis companion into your romantic partner in chronic.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March 2019

March may be one of the best periods of the year for the stoner Gemini. Mercury will take a smoke break from wrecking your flow. So light one up and get ready for the show.

This newfound cosmic support will directly affect your intuition and global perspective. Another way of saying it is your third eye will be wide open, and hopped up on celestial steroids. Toke time with the sacred herb. Medicated meditative smoke sessions in March will take you high above the terrestrial plane to see things from a broad perspective. This HIGHER perspective will help you achieve deeper understanding of the world, and fellow cosmic astronauts around you. All obstacles in March can be overcome with this deeper and broader understanding.

However, there is a caveat to this cosmic blessing: Don’t concentrate on the future! This period is about tackling one problem one step at a time. Stoner Gemini your amplified third eye will help you with current projects and challenges, not future achievements and obstacles. Stay grounded and present. If your third eye gaze wanders too far down the timeline of destiny, puff puff pass on the wonderment, and save yourself the anxiety.

Focus stoner Gemini. I already see you gazing into the future with a happy skip in your step. Even though the period is bright, work remains. Focus on self, now is the time to put the work in on self improvement missions. Before the full moon of the 20th, take a deep solo dive with the sacred herb. What do you want now! Perhaps this is the exact moment for new job prospects, or even the beginning of an entrepreneurial adventure. The universe has support for you stoner Gemini, but make sure to study your subject well. The best opportunity for success comes from a well informed terrestrial astronaut.

Gemini February 2019

The month of February will have a natural abundance of energy flowing into the stoner Gemini. This cosmic support will harden strength and resolve. It will also be a naturally social month for the twins; a perfect period to add to your smoke circle. Be forewarned stoner Gemini: Don’t go counting your joints until they’re rolled. Just as past bowls are but ash in the wind, and future smoky delights have yet to grace your grinder, you must focus on the present to get the most out of this period.

Not working toward the promise of the future delights may be difficult for the stoner Gemini. However, there is solitude and peace that can be gained from focusing on the tasks at hand. Allow future periods to stay in the distance by concentrating on the objectives and obstacles that directly impact the here and now. Don’t get caught shooting for the stars when you still have your terrestrial chores to do! Meditative smoke sessions should seek patience from within. The current cosmic alignment supports project completion in February. So have faith that your grinding efforts will be worth it, and that the universe has your back!

Brace yourself at the beginning of the month stoner Gemini. February starts off with swirling energetic gusts that could topple the unaware. While energy will be high during this boisterous phase, confidence will be up to you. Seek the balance of a blended hybrid strain of the sacred herb to start the month. Repeat positive mantras during meditative smoke sessions. Obstacles cannot be put off due to fear or insecurities. Challenges left for another time could end up sabotaging the energy and progress available in February.

This is a great month to be with cannabis companions! Trust those closest to you. Their good vibes could be the pep you needed to knock those terrestrial chores out with a skip in your step and a smile on your face! With confidence at heart and patience in application, obstacles will fall and projects will be completed. Every once in a while be sure to stop yourself, inhale the blessings, and appreciate the fun and wonder of this world.

Gemini January 2019

Stoner Gemini you are very aware of the constant challenge of balancing the logical and the emotional. As you begin writing the next smokey chapters in the coming New Year, it is advisable you allow logic to lead the way. Regardless of how busy 2018 felt, the important thing is to not rush. Take it slow. Not all of your accomplishments of 2019 will be achieved in the first month alone. You should embrace wholeheartedly the opportunity of starting with a blank page. Of course there will be lingering projects you need to finish, but you will be able to pour the bulk of your energy into planting the seeds for future growth. Most importantly, do not be afraid to get your hands dirty! Remember a healthy, hearty garden all starts by nurturing the tiniest seeds.

When it comes to interpersonal relationships, whether in the workplace or on the home front, make sure you take the time needed to have a good understanding of the bigger picture. Jumping to conclusions will only result in additional chaos, so be deliberate in your actions. Patience will be more than just a virtue this month, it can mean the difference between failure and victory when interacting with our fellow cosmic travelers. The highlight of this approach is that there will be plenty of opportunities to pack the peace pipe, and toke time to share a bowl with your fellow cannabis enthusiasts. This is not meant to scare you, stoner Gemini. You and your stony friends can expect a positive season this January, as long everyone remembers to keep the pace at a slow roll and even burn.

Just like the seeds you will plant early in the month, it will be important you let your roots grow deep stoner Gemini. As long as you are planted firmly in the ground, you will not be easily swayed when the cosmic winds blow. Do not waste precious energy fighting battles you will not win. Avoid conflict when it is possible. You need to focus on your own well being, before you try to fulfill others’ needs.

Don’t rush! Take time for yourself stoner Gemini. Relax and recoup with your favorite strain of the sacred herb. Reflect on all you’ve accomplished during 2018, and get ready for all the smokey adventures this New Year will bring.

Gemini December Horoscope

Stoner Gemini the skies are clear for your sign in December. This is a great period to toke a look at yourself from high above our cosmic spacecraft. See yourself from a broader perspective. The current planetary alignment will give you a boost of insight and place a warm cosmic wind at your back. With direct movement towards your goals, you will find that everything is achievable in December.

Early in the month, take a deep medicated meditative dive into yourself. Combust the sacred herb knowing that the cosmos has blessed you. See what you need to make your life blossom like a fine bud. What is it that you really desire? What is it that would not only make you happy, but make you thrive! Once you have manifested your internal desire, create a plan of action to make it happen. As long as the actions you take are toward that goal, nothing will hold you back.

Temper your emotions stoner Gemini. Do not let the stress and distress of fellow terrestrial astronauts lead you off your flight path. Reactionary or poorly chosen words could derail your personal cosmic mission. Remember that the actions and progress for your desired path should be your primary focus. Also stoner Gemini, be forewarned: Do not rely on others to make your vision a reality. This is YOUR path to greatness. Reliance on others, and falling victim to needless emotional outbursts, will only create unnecessary stumbling blocks along your travel.

Regardless of where your journey takes you, always be a good friend to others. Do not allow negativity to creep in from outside your sphere. December is a solo mission, a mission to the stars. So buckle up, you’re at the helm of the spacecraft Destiny! The only other things you’ll need to consider are which tunes, and which bud for the journey.

Gemini November 2018

There is good news and bad news this November, stoner Gemini. Just like the winter weather, you can expect stormy skies and some rain clouds in your immediate future. The good news is that there is not much you can do to change the cosmic weather. So grab your umbrella, put on your rain boots, and don’t be afraid to get a little muddy. There won’t be much time to fret; the greatest storm will come early in the month. This means you and your partners-in-chronic will have plenty of time to smoke your favorite strains of the sacred herb, and make big plans for after the cosmic rain stops.

Stoner Gemini you can’t let the weather or unexpected woes get you down. Regardless of what is happening outside, remember you are the master of your own domain. Set the mood! Whether it’s burning your favorite incense or baking a batch of your favorite stoner snacks, you can make the most of this cloudy time if you keep moving and stay positive.

November will be all about the grind in the work sphere. The level of success will be in direct relation to your level of determination. However, do not expect instant results. In fact, some of your most noticeable achievements will be the result of many smaller wins. These small wins can add up quickly. Sometimes the seeds we plant take longer than expected to bear fruit. Be patient; as long as you provide the care needed, even the smallest patch of grass will grow into the greenest of pastures.

Stoner Gemini it’s time to finish some of those projects you didn’t complete during those fun-filled, smoky summer months. November can be a time of great spiritual growth, as long as you stay optimistic and keep your focus on the future. Just be sure to do so on your own terms. It is okay to take advice, but only from your closest cannabis companions. Avoid expanding your smoking circle too quickly, otherwise you may encounter unnecessary misunderstandings and conflicts. The best advice, stoner Gemini, is to puff puff pass on the troubles. Keep the peace pipe handy and everyone one will find themselves on the same level … a higher level.