Gemini

The Stoner Gemini is a witty twin. Cosmic influences are subject to change with different cannabis strains chosen.

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Gemini January 2018

Get out the Smokin Js papers stoner Gemini, the start to 2018 will be a slow burn. Of course life is what you make it, and there will be opportunities for adventure. However, cosmic alignments favor the contemplative twin versus the bold. Meditative smoke sessions during the month should focus on comfort and warmth. A nice deep Indica strain will suit you nicely for January.

Both the work and personal spheres are tied together this month stoner Gemini. You can accomplish a lot within a period of inaction. Now is the time to plan the moves of 2018! Important decisions and actions related to work and your personal life should be put off until a more optimal planetary position supports your endeavors. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t place great effort into the discovery of what those future actions will look like.

Michelle Sandlin said, “There is no greater journey than the one that you must take to discover all of the mysteries that lie within you.” Stoner Gemini now is the time to dive deep within yourself. As the universe provides protection within a warm comfortable place of solitude, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should be used to discover more about yourself. Often there are many facts beyond our perspective. Understanding, and more importantly acknowledging, the perspective of others is key to cosmic contentment. Often you may be guided by your emotions. Acting too quickly on emotion can cause embarrassment or pain. Understanding yourself, and trusting your position in relation to others will sooth sharp points of anxiety and emotion.

Stoner Gemini, mining for golden insight within your soul can be exhausting. Take time this month to turn your cozy confines into a creative safe space. Spark one up and let your passion come to the forefront. Creating something that is original and personal will help you with the winding road of personal growth. In the future you will look back at January as a month you created a basis for success.

Gemini December 2017

Stoner Gemini the December time period will be a beautiful transformation for you. As you shed the skin of past experiences and emotions, you will emerge a more beautiful and developed human. As with all transformations, there will be some work to shed the old skin.

Be prepared stoner Gemini, the month of December starts out with a critical phase. Your cleansing opportunity will come with the full moon on December 3rd. Smoke about it before the big day. A meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will help you reach clarity on past experiences that you wish to shed to move forward. This can be an emotional experience, but leaning into this exercise with a deep Indica strain will help draw out the hidden feelings you may have pushed away. This preparation will be key to deep and healing conversations you will have during the full moon cleansing. The most important aspect of this stage is to come out with the toxins of the past firmly cleansed. Moving forward with a blank slate and love in your heart will allow you to become a better version of yourself.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Gemini. This emotional dump may be difficult at the time, but it will leave you energized and excited about relationships moving forward. And boy will there be opportunities in December! Fresh, rejuvenated, and with a warm cosmic breeze at your back look to expand your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the positivity joint down the line to your fellow cosmic astronauts. It will be sure to come back around with love and companionship.

Fortunately the universe has blessed you with less drama and tasks in the work sphere. Work efficiency will be high in December. Toke time to organize your mental and office work space to take advantage of this positive cosmic blessing. The less cluttered you are with your tasks and projects, the more you will be free to dance December away.

Gemini November 2017

Stoner Gemini the November time period will bring great joy to your creative soul. That is, if you allow it. Cosmic influences will bring a warm tailwind in the direction of passion and creativity for the stoner Gemini. This will require you to take time for yourself in the final fall month. What is your passion stoner Gemini? We terrestrial cosmonauts have so many creative outlets, but so often it is difficult to pour the sands of time into our passion. Whether it be writing, growing your favorite sacred herb, painting, graphic design, or even throwing clay, November is the time to feed your passion.

Do you know how important you are stoner Gemini? So often you may not get credit from your inner smoke circle, but you are the glue that bonds your cannabis companions together. Your services will be required once again in November. You will be the Clark Kent of your smoke circle stoner Gemini. Solving problems, organizing events, supplying the green at a dry party, yes stoner Gemini you will be there to save the day. But like Clark Kent, you must remain the mind mannered link between your cannabis companions without seeking credit or requiring acknowledgment..

Tis the season for holiday spending stoner Gemini. Be forewarned that overindulgence can cause hardships later in the holidays. It’s time to take account of your spending and budget for this gift giving season. Yes, stoner Gemini, this budget must include your spending on the sweet green. In order to spend the green on Black Friday you have to monitor how much you spend on the kind green. On the 25th there will be a cleansing full moon. This moon will offer an opportunity to start fresh for the coming month. This is one day after Black Friday. You must be prepared and budgeted for spending before the cleansing moon or else you will risk carrying negativity into the next time period.

Gemini October 2017

Stoner Gemini October has many treats in store for you. Cosmic winds of change will fill your sails in the second fall month. These cosmic influences will not be a head wind, but the necessary energy to get you into the correct alignment with the universe. Please understand stoner Gemini, with full sails you will travel great distances. You will end up nowhere near where you start the month of October.

You may start the month with an unsettled feeling stoner Gemini. The moon will be bright early in the month. Much like the werewolf, the stoner Gemini will go through an amazing transformation near the full moon. But this isn’t an evil spirit, it may be your wild twin coming out to play. Embrace the energetic power and seek a smoke circle under the stars. Let loose and howl among your cannabis companions. You are sure to meet new kind cosmic astronauts and celebrate with true joy in your heart.

After the excitement of the full moon and the energy of the beginning of the month, it will be time to slow down and become more contemplative. ‘Transition’ should be the focus of a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb at the mid month point. Your sign will be traveling from support within the sphere of personal relationships to support within the sphere of work and responsibility. Don’t fret stoner Gemini, this is all within your universal plan.

Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself.” The mid month meditative smoke session should be quite revealing for the stoner Gemini. Listen to your inner voice. There is no better source of information than your internal spirit. As you come under the influence of a new planetary alignment, focusing on yourself and your inner needs will be key to success on your transitionary journey. Perhaps all this howling at the moon has left your body strained and a renewed effort to heal and strengthen your cosmic space suit will be revealed.

Gemini September 2017

Stoner Gemini the first month of fall will be an exciting time for you. Blessings from the cosmos will be quite supportive on all levels. You will only be bound by your own vision and limitations. Creativity and action will be rewarded with assured success and impact.

Be bold stoner Gemini! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self belief and internal confidence. Are you familiar with The Secret stoner Gemini? To an extreme this philosophy is a complete farce, but the base elements are key to your success in the September time period. What do you visualize for yourself? Your life path is yours alone to walk, but it is also yours alone to curate. Celestial support is on your side in September. All possibilities that you can imagine are possible for you to manifest stoner Gemini. All grand visions require work and attention, but creativity and self belief are the foundation of a great adventure. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help draw these internal ambitions and aspirations out, but action and resolve will be required to fully manifest your dreams.

Action! Yes, you have the celestial support to achieve your dreams, but this manifestation will not become actualization without hard work and consistent effort. Stoner Gemini, you must take the resolution of self belief and internal confidence and apply it to the physical world. Your mantra in the September time period should be #CantStopWontStop.

You will find that positive action will have positive impact in all spheres of life. The work and creative sphere will garner the most attention, but you will find this renewed self belief and internal confidence will impact your cannabis companions and loved ones as well. Do not shrink from a challenge or pivotal decision. With creativity, integrity, honesty, and hard work you will be able to mold your life into the form you desire.

Gemini August 2017

Stoner Gemini the final summer month could bring moments and decisions that will affect your life path. You can say yeah duh like every day or month brings these opportunities. However stoner Gemini, there is a weight and gravity to August that is out of the norm.

All celestial signs point to a pivot near the middle of August. You should think of the beginning of August as preparation for a big event. Seek clarity and balance with the wavelength you are currently riding. Meditate with the sacred herb. The species or strain will not hold a significant impact stoner Gemini. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and confidence. Only your third eye can guide you in the right direction, but you must listen to your spiritual guidance to place yourself in a position of success for the large event. A specific area of concern that comes to me is your diet stoner Gemini. Self improvement and true health comes from three pillars: Body, Mind, and Spirit.

I know, I can hear you now: “What is this big event!?!?” The truth is stoner Gemini that the big event could be more than one actual pivot point. In your workplace, are you truly happy and fulfilled? Has there been a side project or an idea that you have been desirous to begin or propose? August presents the right time to take a leap with your creative adventure. Fortune favors the bold stoner Gemini.

Perhaps even more significant than any creative adventure you may unleash upon the terrestrial plane is the opportunity for love and companionship. Yes, single Gemini’s there is someone riding that same wavelength, and the opportunity to meet them in August is high. Gemini’s that are not single, please understand that love and companionship are still possibilities for you as well. Great friends and cannabis companions can enhance life as much as a soul mate or life partner. All Gemini’s will be attractive to your fellow cosmic astronauts, especially if you believe it to be so.

Gemini July 2017

Stoner Gemini the month of July offers a soothing break from the intense rapid fire nature of life. But can you guide a ship with no wind? As nature and senses come to a calm equilibrium, are you ready to curate your own kinetic energy? The Indica Species of the sacred herb should be avoided in July. Sinking into the place down below during a calm in the storm will be sure to drown you stoner Gemini. The Sativa species will add a spark of inspiration and energy that will enhance meditative smoke sessions.

Take advantage of calm and cool waters in July stoner Gemini. A beautiful mosaic can be found often when nature is very still. Your life can be thought of in the same regard. Moments of calm can provide moments of clarity and definition. These moments can also pass you by stoner Gemini. The still waters hide a dangerous truth. There is no momentum pushing you in any direction. You are on your own stoner Gemini to create and generate the energy necessary to move forward.

Early in the month work might slap you on the face like a cold hand from a true friend. Your reaction and understanding of this unique situation will guide you through July. Breathe and let it be stoner Gemini. You will find your executive self within moments of action, and surely you will find the positive action.

Puff puff pass the conversation to your cannabis companion in the second summer month stoner Gemini. Hiding your heart and honest feelings only speaks to the insecurity behind your curtains. Sometimes we place internal insecurities on those around us. You don’t dislike that trait in them, you dislike it in you. True friendship and companionship has a foundation in honesty and availability.

GEMINI JUNE 2017

Stoner Gemini can you feel the metamorphosis happening? The first month of the summer time period will mark a significant step in your internal growth from a caterpillar to a butterfly. Take a journey with the sacred herb early in June. Travel far outside of yourself and then look back. This major life stage growth should be visible to see with your third eye. Your life cycle is laid out before you, and you are on the verge of a transition. Push your meditative smoke sessions to higher levels stoner Gemini, and see yourself for who you are and who you will become.

The universe is providing support for the stoner Gemini in June. This support cannot be taken for granted. It will be critical to be attentive and confident in tackling problems that arise. Ignoring or leaving problems for later will be punished by harsh cosmic winds. Don’t be a lazy stoner. Attentive decision making will be supported greatly by universal blessings.

The transitional month of June is also a time for second chances. Now is the time to get your resume in the right hand or start that small business you have been day dreaming about. Old failures or missed opportunities can be puff puff passed into yesterday. Now is the time to look at tomorrow.

Strike down fear and insecurity stoner Gemini. Emotional growth is built upon introspection and confidence. Do not equivocate. Move forward with strength and resolve. Transformation and growth will impact your cannabis companions, loved ones, and your family.

GEMINI MAY 2017

Stoner Gemini, your quest for higher highs will be attainable in the final Spring time period. Cosmic influences have aligned to provide your largest desires an opportunity of fulfillment. It doesn’t matter which side of your personality you choose unveil in May, there will only be one antagonist capable of keeping you from great highs. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self confidence stoner Gemini. The largest limitation to achievement in the May time period will be the restrictions you place on yourself.

You can achieve great results in the workplace stoner Gemini. Most profits will come from plans and action you have already laid the groundwork for. Now is the time for decisive bold actions to achieve your goals. Both Gemini stoners stuck in the corporate grind, and stoner Gemini business owners can benefit from cosmic blessings in May. Self confidence and definitive action will lead you down a golden path. However, be forewarned stoner Gemini, self confidence is very different from self serving. Do not discard the thoughts or emotions of your fellow cosmic travelers or the universal blessing could flip in a negative direction.

Positive treatment of loved ones and cannabis companions will be tantamount to success in the sphere of emotion and love for the stoner Gemini in the final Spring time period. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Understanding the perspective of others will help you navigate emotional land mines that may pop up like spring flowers. As long as you feed your head with positive mantras you will keep your head with others. Empathy and sympathy will bring you closer to cosmic travelers that may not have the same universal blessings as you do in May. Take time to share a bowl with a friend and listen to their troubles, then you can share with them all of your plans to conquer the world.

GEMINI APRIL 2017

Stoner Gemini, Spring is finally here! You may have noticed the longer days, and the greater intake of the sun’s rays leaves you feeling energized like you can take on the world. The good thing is that the universe will demand little to nothing from you. This doesn’t mean that you should slack off to just scrape by. Instead, use this unique opportunity to pursue your own wish list. Since your calendar is open, you are free to fill it with whatever you desire. Take a hike, find that secluded waterfall and claim it as your newest smoke spot accomplishment! Whatever it is you do, stay busy. It would be a terrible waste of your great potential if you expend those energies sitting on the couch. As long as you plan for these adventures, you will add many memorable moments to your life this April.

At work stoner Gemini, you will be a source of light, guidance, and inspiration. Whether you are the business owner, part of the management team, or the newest addition to the team, your peers and coworkers will come to you for advice. And, for good reason. Be sure to keep your hard work separate from your meditative smoking sessions. Your noticeable successes will be one reason people value your input. By separating your times for grinding hard at work and grinding up your favorite cannabis strain, you will maintain a clear mind which will keep you in high regard with your peers.

What is best stoner Gemini, is no one, especially on the homefront, will hold you back in this April time period. Cannabis companions will not be demanding or needy this month. Instead of draining you of your good vibes, they will be sure only to amplify this positivity. Remember that if you want company on your journey, you only need to ask anyone of your many cannabis companions. They will be more than willing to join you in your smokin shenanigans. And while it is always recommended that you stop to smell the flowers, don’t overindulge. Too much of a good thing or too much time spent over analyzing your decisions can ruin even the most magical moments.