Capricorn stoner, January will be a time for deep space travel. You will lose contact with the cosmic winds that usually swing you from one planetary emotion to another. You are going to travel to the dark side of the moon in January, and all cosmic communications will be lost. You will withstand this dark period with the sacred herb as your guide and me as your faithful cannabis companion.
Do not read this horoscope as an ominous fortune. Stoner Capricorn, you have an amazing opportunity in front of you. When the seas are calm and the cosmic winds dissipate, you have a tremendous opportunity to travel deep inside yourself. January will be the perfect time to focus on you, and your inner self. Powerful sacred herbal edibles and a quiet house will combine to be your space vehicle as you travel to the depth of your own psyche on a mission of discovery and growth. Grab your writing journal. Every space adventure needs a mission log.
Be forewarned. Do not try to accomplish larger goals within your work and personal life in January. The harder you try to push forward the more risk you take for negative reactions. Capricorn stoner, you must let go of the fight in January. Everything will be just fine with a light hand of management.
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Stoner Capricorn, life has not been easy has it? I thank you for continuing to read the Stoner Horoscope even though I keep giving you the bad news from the cosmos. All of the hard work you have put in these past few months are finally starting to pay off. All of those tough moments and obstacles you have endured can start to be cleared from your mental inventory. December is a positive time for you stoner Capricorn! Celebrate with the finest of green goodness, the stickiest of the kind, and the most enlightening of the sacred herb. December is a period of wildly productive creativity and positive social impacts.
All of the tools you used to battle the searing cosmic wind the past few months will now propel you forward in this time of universal harmony. Business and work may seem easy at times this month. The stars have placed no obstacles in your way. However, this period of low resistance may actually create your undoing. Even though I envision a positive time for you, stoner Capricorn, you must not forget where you have come from. All of those battles in the past few months will serve you well if you keep the fighting spirit. Simple communication and attention will solve all of your problems, but laziness will bring back old foes.
Smoke a bowl and meditate on your inner self. You are a beautiful person. It’s time to bring your inner butterfly into the daylight. This period of cosmic peace will allow you to put your imprint on your friends and family. You have the power to bring happiness to others just by being you.
Stoner Ram this November you need to show your true self to the world. You have a tendency to wear your less positive traits as a shell to protect yourself. Unfortunately this month being detached, gloomy and self-centered will do you every injustice. Call upon your sincere, self-controlled, ambitious and faithfully determined self to protect you. Your honesty and integrity lie on the line. Be true to yourself, follow your intuition and you will find that you make it out of November better than you first thought.
The trials of the Winter Solstice will be varying degrees of frustrating for you in both your finance and personal life. The golden rule is one you must apply to both areas. Your friends need you. Your co-workers need you. Management needs you. You need you. Take care of you first: Spend quality time meditating with the sacred herb. This self introspection will allow you to also give to the others in your life that need your help during your own personal trials. Everything you do now to help others will come back to you. Karma is never a bitch when you are doing the right thing.
What you need to remember when dealing with your many personal dilemmas this month: You will not be alone so do not be afraid to ask for help. Listen to others this month but act of your own accord and you will see why this is all happening soon. Do not overindulge in anything. Lastly be sure to lean on the sacred herb when making your decisions. Stoner Capricorn you can get through this and you will find December to be much more rewarding.
Stoner Capricorn, I am going to keep your October horoscope brief this month. The skies surrounding the stoner Capricorn for October are cloudy and the direct point of action is ambiguous. I do not want to confuse your emotions of direction with random guesses and hyperbole.
The sacred herb should not be used to cope in October stoner Capricorn. Avoid any Indica that will tune the world out. Stick to the Sativa strains for more impact on energy and concentration.
October is all about the two E‘s and two C‘s.
Energy & Effort: With cloudy skies blocking the vision of what’s in front of you for October, you will need energy and effort to combat or take advantage of any sudden solar winds in your direction. You must take care and attention in your workplace or business in October with Energy and Effort.
Care & Consideration: I cannot tell you about any impending triumphs or pitfalls coming in October. To combat the ambiguity, you must take Care and Consideration with your loved ones. Keep your eyes and heart vigilant to spot the needs of people around you.
When you are driving through foggy weather, you must be vigilant and cautious. Good luck stoner Capricorn. I will continue to look out for you daily.
Capricorn stoner, negative solar headwinds will continue to obstruct your pursuit of happiness in September. Last month was a tough month because of previous decisions and actions that you had made. Problems came at you like glass shards from a broken pipe. The source of September’s negativity is not your fault. The fault is in the stars my smoking goat, and there is nothing you can do about it, especially blame yourself.
Unfortunately, “negative solar headwinds” paints a warm and light picture for your September journey. September will be more like walking through a field of landmines. You cannot do anything to avoid this field, and you must walk through it. This will be a bleak and challenging time for the stoner Capricorn. There is one defensive weapon that you possess that will help you make it through the celestial land mines of September, strength.
You can make it through this month unscathed by harnessing all of your strength. The sacred herb will be like a shield for the Capricorn. Prepare yourself with spiritual meditation. All of your strength will be required to take the hits from the land mines. Strength in emotions, physical stamina, and mental acuity must be built up and harnessed to make it through September.
I don’t like delivering these warnings to you stoner Capricorn. Challenging periods like this will help you appreciate the periods of free flowing positivity. Be strong my fellow cannabis companion.
Stoner Capricorn, the cosmos has sent you a complicated puzzle in August. Unfortunately this puzzle is not a blessing, but instead a culmination of previous frustrations and past anxieties. You will be presented with puzzle pieces in August that you must solve to move forward. Each one has its true position within your world sphere and relationships. The sacred herb must be utilized to meditate and solve these conundrums, not to avoid and deflect responsibility.
The puzzle of August has more to do with your personal life than work or business. Because your energy and concentration will be focused on solving this complex problem in your head, you need to grind and power through your work life. August is not the month to take chances or stand out of line in the workplace.
With proper meditation and contemplation, you will see the cosmic puzzle laid out in front of you. The key to understanding the purpose and universal structure of the puzzle is to know that it’s all within you. You have created problems and complications in the past that will reveal themselves in August. Stoner Capricorn, you have put these problems on layaway in the past. The universe is calling your debt due. The sacred herb should be utilized with precision in August. Absolutely do not lean on smoke sessions for coping. You must utilize the sacred herb to travel within yourself for better understanding. This will be one heavy trip for you my friend.
Stoner Capricorn you are a powerful being! Let’s look at July like a long distance race. You are strong and you can win the race, but only at a steady pace throughout the month. All challenges and problems can be solved with a steady stride and consistent perseverance. Puff, puff, pass the joint. Feel the energy of the sacred herb and the fellowship of your cannabis companions. Go with the flow and July will be your month of enjoyment and happiness.
In your workplace or business, the message of a steady pace is very important. Do not try to do too much or take on a large project that is unrealistic to complete. Avoid confrontations with co-workers who are out to sabotage your success. Run your business or your job like that race we discussed with a steady pace. A good pace allows you to see the details around you and solve problems with a cool hand.
In matters of the heart a steady pace throughout the month will allow you to shrug off any anxieties that you feel in relationships, and it will help you avoid running too fast into a situation that could hurt you. Relax and meditate, you got this. Feel confident that July will bring exceptional moments, but only when you avoid jumping into conflict and apply reasonable expectations on your situation.
Capricorn stoner, June brings a different aspect than any other month of the year. Freedom, choice, flexibility, strength, and imagination are words that come to me when I contemplate your June circumstances. The effects of decisions you make in June will be up to you. Outside influences will be held at bay. Imagine you are in a canoe by yourself. You choose the direction you desire. You can guide yourself to a beautiful place in nature, but be careful because you could steer towards rapids as well. Sit back, light up the peace pipe, and just go with the flow Capricorn stoner.
June is a great month to take charge of yourself and see things in a new light. You can take advantage of opportunities in June by being organized. When advancement or leading a new project comes your way at work, have the confidence in yourself to take on the challenge and see it through. You are in control in June. Positivity and results will only come from your efforts.
The same is true with matters of the heart. Stay close to your cannabis companions. Your increased positive attitude and flexibility could really help a loved one out in June. Just remember that the cosmos has gifted you extra freedom in June, the same may not be true of others. Empathize and analyze before jumping out of your canoe and into someone else’s.
Oh Capricorn stoner, the month of May will bring confusion. Your battle to survive in the gears of the societal machine will seem overwhelming at times this month. You should take heed in May and plan for the struggle that awaits. Trust yourself, and know that all projects, decisions, and tasks will eventually come to their own end with hard work and attention to detail. The timing of the end of these items may not be as crucial as the work itself.
Stoner Capricorn, May can bring frustration or it can bring enlightenment of self examination. You must continue to work hard on the current projects in your life, whether they are at work or at home. However, your deadlines need to be adjusted. The universal forces pounding down on you will prevent culmination in May. At times your life force will feel zapped.
Thus the conundrum of May is exposed for you stoner Capricorn. You must be able to balance studious efforts to stay on task, but yet take time for yourself to explore within. To start the month of May you should get organized. Stay away from the Indica strains of the sacred herb in this time as the Sativa will bring energy and insight into your tasks. You should put off some task deadlines to give yourself more room to breathe.
Do not leave town on any important family or business trips in May. You should put off travel while immersed in this confusing time. Once you have your tasks and projects organized, you have to set some time aside to explore within yourself. So many important revelations and answers will come from this that will aid in the completion of your projects in the future. The Indica strains of the sacred herb will be a tool to your inner searching, but only after you get organized and allow yourself time for yourself.
Capricorn stoner, April is a month of positivity. The flow of life will be like a smooth reggae song a wash in beat and harmony. Perhaps the Sublime song, What I Got could be your mantra for the month.
Just because the stars have lined up for you in April does not mean you won’t need to be active in your destiny for the month. Bursts of positive energy must be utilized to enhance your life and work. Be confident Capricorn stoner. Leadership and decision making will be key ingredients to accepting the gift from the stars. With work and strategy the Sativa species of the sacred herb should be your choice for April to help guide the positive energy flowing through you.
Drama is pushed to the side in your personal life for April. Enjoy the time with loved ones. Enemies and negativity are far from your gates this month. You should seek the comfort of your relationships to give you space for relaxation and inner focus. When you reach that space away from work and the vibrating energy April will bring, don’t be afraid to mix in the Indica species of the sacred herb to instigate spiritual awakenings.
Don’t forget to smile stoner Capricorn, life is wonderful in these moments.