Stoner Capricorn 2017 will start with a challenging January time period, but it will not be the norm for the year. The challenges of January will not deter you stoner Capricorn. You are solid like a lone oak in a field. Wind and rain may weigh heavy on your branches, but strength through years of growth will see you through this storm.
Clarity through introspection will be a key to the January time period for stoner Capricorns. Direction and purpose will be obscured. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will be necessary to see the path where no lines can be found. January challenges will come with a sudden sense of timing, and they will be obscured by cosmic clouds as they approach ever closer. This is the time to grind up the cannabis strain that helps you see with your third eye. Resist the urge to fall into a pity party and lose yourself in a coping trance. Diligence and confidence through your internal beliefs and historical knowledge base will see you through.
The solid oak alone in the field relies on the close friends nearby. Under the surface, your roots have a complex system of friends that keep you going. Stoner Capricorn, it will be time to lean on only your close allies in January. Only seek advice and smoke sessions with your closest cannabis companions. Taking counsel from acquaintances and strangers will only make the path more obscure as you try to navigate through the challenges the universe will present. By the end of the January time period, your roots will gain a more firm grasp on this Earth, and you will be ready for any cosmic storms of 2017.
Stoner Capricorn, the month of December can be a weird emotional period. The cosmos have blown strange clouds in your direction. This time period may cause you confusion as up may be down and down may be up. Fear not stoner Capricorn, everything will work out just fine as you will be able to solve this directional puzzle with positive thinking and solid decision making. Avoid any strains of the sacred herb that cause over thinking. December is a great month to try that high CBD strain you have been thinking about. The cosmic confusion and puzzles of December can be solved with common sense, not over thinking.
The life sphere surrounding business and work will present the most difficult puzzle for the stoner Capricorn in December. A new job or position can be of great long-term benefit. You are strong and worthwhile at your core; new positions and challenges are within your capabilities. However, there is a strong warning I have seen in the strange clouds blowing through the stoner Capricorn sky: Beware of the trojan horse presented as a gift. In our economic machine, there is no such thing as free or easy money. Accepting and investing in a trojan horse can lead to the destruction of your financial house. See through the sales pitch and follow the path into the future. The solid brick road may just be spray painted.
The stoner Capricorn’s personal life will be much less complex for the December time period. Holiday cheer should be soaked up. Celebrate your own personal positivity and good tidings. Use the opportunity of the holiday season to take a break with family and cannabis companions. Appreciate their spirit in your life, and give your love to them.
Stoner Capricorn the struggle is real. The November time period will thrust you back into a challenging mode from negative cosmic cross winds. Hold firm and resolute stoner Capricorn, you have been through worse storms. You must draw on your experiences from the past. Your previous internal shelters from the negative wind and rain will aid you greatly in overcoming this challenging time period. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for action in November. Falling victim to couch lock and self-pity is not a result of smoke sessions with the sacred herb, it is only a mindset you create. Puff puff pass sativa this month to draw more energy for the universal battle at your door.
Stoner Capricorn, you are strong enough to overcome the challenges that will be presented In the sphere of work and business. Competitive enemies from outside and from within cannot be disseminated during this storm. However, using your team and resources will be the best way to fight through current challenges for future positive results. Planning meetings and communication with your coworkers or crew will be essential to fighting off competitors and enemies beating at your door.
Stoner Capricorn, the November time period as it relates to cannabis companions, loved ones, and acquaintances is more complex than a simple storm peppering your roof. New horizons will appear in November. But as with any horizon, it is off in the distance. Keep this in mind as you develop new relationships with potential cannabis companions. A relationship must be cultivated and nurtured. Relationships that are rushed won’t see the beauty of the horizon.
Stoner Capricorn, you will be protected from the brisk breeze of fall with excitement and energy. Universal influences will send confusing messages and a mixed bag of problems in October, but you will sail on the cosmic seas with ease stoner Capricorn. You have a green light with cannabis companions and full reign of any species or strain of the sacred herb at your combustible disposal in October. But you will have two distinct themes in October.
Breathe and let it be at work stoner Capricorn. You will need a calm attitude and patient tongue at the workplace in October. Take notes, but avoid conflict and big decisions. There will be time for a strong stand and bold execution in a future time period. Your notes and insight will come in handy in future time periods, so do not mistake my interpretation as “checking out.”
October will bring significant events in your home life. This is where most of your attention and energy should be placed stoner Capricorn. You will face a swirling cosmic wind of activity. There will be no major negative events, but minor problems to solve. You will have significant events with loved ones and or cannabis companions, but unfortunately, you may not realize how significant in the moment. Take chances and have fun with friends and loved ones in October stoner Capricorn. This time, period will be all about solid decision making and positive experiences. Don’t coop yourself up and hide away from the gloomy fall. Put yourself out there with your fellow planetary space travellers, you might just remember an event for the rest of your life.
Stoner Capricorn, there are warning signs on the road: “Danger – Catch 22 Ahead.” Circular logic, catch 22, chasing your tail, these are all cliches that represent the traps I see laid in front of the stoner Capricorn in the September time period. This warning is not particularly dangerous, but care and attention must be given to stay on a positive progressive life path.
Put down the indica strain for September, and find yourself some energetic sativa. Energy will be at lower levels in September stoner Capricorn. You must fight complacency and stagnation. Energetic trips with cannabis companions and organized meditative sessions with the sacred herb will keep you on target.
How do you avoid chasing your tail? Attention and diligence are required from you stoner Capricorn, especially regarding your decision making in September. In both work and play, you must pay attention and make logical decisions. If you run a business then critical questions require answering before impactful decisions are made. If you are a corporate warrior then make sure you are driving in a known direction because time mismanagement could take you noticeably off the road.
These warnings hold true for your personal life as well. Take the time to care and love your family and close friends. Contemplating memories and enjoying past experiences will help you make decisions and lead your loved ones to new positive adventures.
Stoner Capricorn! Your determination and positive attitude set you in a class of your own. This year has not been easy, but you have survived negative influences and dark clouds to be born again into the wash of sunlight in August. You are being rewarded this month stoner Capricorn. Relax and embrace the fruit of your energy.
Reading the machinations of the cosmos is hard enough. Actually living in this world of vibes, emotions, stellar clouds, and lunar influences are the hardest work of all. August will bring a calm chill moment in the swirling storm of the universe for the stoner Capricorn. This calm chill period should be recognized just as much as those dark cloudy periods you traveled through earlier in the year. Embrace the hot summer month with confidence. Allow the sacred herb and cannabis companions into your life without fear that they will get in the way of your determined life goals. There is no one cannabis strain to recommend this month stoner Capricorn. Embrace all that goes along with floating on a still mountain lake on a summer morning.
Warning, you can disturb this calm chill mountain lake. Don’t get too cocky. In this calm chill period, you must participate in life and not lead it. Loved ones and cannabis companions are not coming from the same centered cosmic place as you are in August. Take care of yourself and recharge your life cycle batteries, but don’t push people to your whims. I leave you with the immortal words of the great poet and philosopher Biggie Smalls, “Relax and take notes. While I take tokes on the marijuana smoke.” Take time to be a chill being stoner Capricorn.
Namaste, stoner Capricorn. If you choose the path of least resistance this July you will find yourself in a beautiful yet, intriguing frame of mind. This does not mean you should be lax or indecisive as you are the master of your own universe and must continue forward. It simply means go with the flow don’t force things and all should prevail nicely. Keep your favorite hybrid around this month and utilize for deep meditation sessions.
As with any meditation or yoga practice, one must find your breath. In all areas of your life this month Cap, you must breathe into them to keep them healthy. By finding your breath you will revitalize your work and your home life. In your working world, it is best to stay working. Cover for your co-workers when they need a break and take the extra time to establish the good strong relationships you need as you move up the ladder. If you are already at the top of the ladder now is time to show compassion and be flexible, not demanding and expectant.
You personally need that nice long, medicated yoga session in for yourself stoner, Capricorn. This month you must put yourself first. Self-care is not selfishness. If the energies of the cosmos are making you feel high strung grab your life partner and get outdoors for some exercise. If you have burnt the candle at both ends maybe you need to relax at home on your porch. Either way take time for yourself and your special someone this July with a nice medible and watch the beautiful sunset. Being in nature now will kindle many positive vibes that last all summer long.
Stoner Capricorn the month of June is a unique period for you. The universe is taking a break on influencing your life and emotions in any meaningful way. I have no news of cosmic good luck or warnings about cosmic headwinds. However, as you travel to the dark side of the moon, please heed these words: The cosmos only influences the journey, you determine the path.
When I look deep into the cosmic vacuum of June for the stoner Capricorn, I see a beautiful pond. Without water flowing into and out of the pond, the water will become stagnant. This stagnation will lead to algae and scum growth sucking the oxygen out of the pond. However, if you tend to your pond and circulate the water it will maintain its life and beauty. The sacred herb can help you see your pond stoner Capricorn. Meditative sessions with the sacred herb are encouraged in June, especially when the focus is on the maintenance required to keep oxygen flowing into your pond.
Without the influences of the cosmos in matters of the heart, your love life with cannabis companions and family may seem boring at times. The month of June is a great time to focus on yourself stoner Capricorn. Think of your family and cannabis companions as fish in your pond. You must take the time to tend to your pond to keep the oxygen levels right. The healthier you are then the more your family and cannabis companions will thrive around you.
Stoner Capricorn, are you familiar with the multiverse? Scientific theories state that our universe is merely one of an infinite number of universes all connected and yet completely separate. This theory implies that you have experienced every kind of human ambition and experience that is known to us because there are infinite versions of this world and yourself. Early in the month of May, it would be wise to place yourself in a creative space with your favorite and most creative strain of the sacred herb. Use this session to contemplate all the different versions of yourself that have walked Earth in another universe.
The cosmos is going to bring rain instead of flowers for you in May stoner Capricorn. But it will rain positive creative drops from the universe. Now more than ever, you should step outside of yourself and find creative methods of thinking and decision making. The period of May will reward you with bold and creative action. If you are an entrepreneur then this might mean bold action in marketing, a new branch of products, or changing processes and systems. Only you will know. If you are a nut or bolt in the corporate machine, understand that you are powerful and your creativity can reach beyond your position and station. Don’t be afraid to speak up and present your ideas.
Please stoner Capricorn, take this meditation of creativity and universal understanding to heart regarding your loved ones. There may be an infinite number of pasts and presents, but you only have yourself here and now. Cherish your loved ones and cannabis companions, and you will reap the blessings of this world.
Stoner Capricorn, the month of April begins an expansive period for your personal growth. You made it through the rough winter, and you have basked in the glow of cosmic fortune. You are now entering a period where the lessons of the past will benefit your current and future self. The sacred herb can help you on this journey. Meditative smoke sessions should be focused on internal self-confidence and belief.
The word “expansion” keeps coming to mind when I think of the cosmic gift presented to you in April stoner Capricorn. This word can apply to so many things for you this month. Expansion of the way you perceive yourself in the universe. You are a powerful being. This could be the first step towards influencing the environment around you more positively than you have ever contemplated. Expansion of your business or job. Now is the time to invest in yourself or your business. Now is the time to vocalize your ideas and demonstrate leadership. Perhaps a meditative session with an edible will help you visualize the expansion I am telling you about. At the core, I am speaking about the expansion of how you see and love yourself.
Test yourself in April. Be decisive and bold. Stand behind your opinions and research. Lead your cannabis companions and lovers. Now is the time to break out of your shell and spread your beautiful wings.