Capricorn

Earth Sign – The Sea Goat – December 22 – January 19

The stoner Capricorn is a difficult star sign to pin down within the smoke circle. The duality of the Sea Goat, portends to their shape shifting ways on the terrestrial plane. In a large smoke circle, the stoner Capricorn may seem stoic and reserved. But dim the lights with a few trusted cannabis companions, and the Sea Goat turns into a trouble making party animal.

Know thyself stoner Capricorn. What you need is a cannabis tool chest of strains. Sacred herbal remedies for unique situations. Perhaps you could grab a deep Indica strain for meditative moments of solitude or exercise; and keep the Sativa strains fresh for creative moments climbing the economic ladder, or nights out with the canna-crew.

Toke time for fun in between long stretches of hard work. Lead yourself as you lead others.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Capricorn September brings cosmic waves of self confidence and advocacy.  Awesome positivity for advancement on the terrestrial plain is packed in your celestial bowl this month.  However, this cosmic wave is heavy, and will require honest work, and effort, to ride it to success and progress.  But you are the sturdy Sea-Goat, ready and willing to ride any cosmic wave that comes your way.  Surfs up dude.

Toke time after the Full Moon on the 1st for a deep introspective meditative dive with the sacred herb.  A private smoke session with a deep Indica cannabis strain will do the trick nicely.  Float deep into yourself.  Connect with your inner voice.  To ride this large cosmic wave of positivity in September, you will need balance and direction.  Use this deep medicated meditative dive into self to find your desired direction.  Much like a fully loaded session with an Indica strain, a deep dive into self can be a scary proposition, but this solo sacred smoke session will come with universal benefits.  Once you find your desired internal direction, your travels on the terrestrial plain will be filled with confidence and determination.  Stoner Capricorn, this meditative exercise will benefit you in all spheres of life.

You can’t smoke a bowl before loading it stoner Capricorn.  In September, you can’t get a promotion in the workplace before asking for it.  You are your own best advocate at work.  Don’t neglect an active management style toward your promotion.  Yeah, I’ll smoke a bowl to that.  Good luck!

Stoner Capricorn my favorite Bob Marley quote will come in handy this month:  “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  Again, the cosmic wave of positivity in September is a blessing, but it requires hard to work to ride it.  This is certainly true within the sphere of personal relationships.  Toke time for meditative smoke sessions in September that focus on self.  What can you do to be a better cannabis companion?  Emotional and mental work can be heavy, but results will come immediately from an honest effort.

And thus hard work feeds the balance and confidence, which feeds positive action on the terrestrial plain, which feeds a circular loop of positivity in all spheres.  Ride that wave stoner Capricorn.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Capricorn August promises to be as refreshing as a cool Summer breeze.  Life is good.  Perhaps some adventurous classic rock should blast from your speakers this month during the day, and some celebratory Jimmy Buffet calypso music at night.  All strain options are open for your cannabis prescription during the second Summer month my smokey Sea-Goat.

I have a specific vision surrounding the New Moon of the 18th:  Avoid large smoke-outs stoner Capricorn.  In the few days after the New Moon there will be an opportunity to gather with a large smoke circle.  Unfortunately the planetary alignment will not support you in this endeavor.  Instead, keep your social smoke sessions to close cannabis companions in the days after the New Moon.

Things are going good.  There is a natural confidence that has developed from this blessed period.  Obstacles pop up, and you deliberately knock them down like an expert at whack-a-mole.  Be forewarned stoner Capricorn:  A confident and relaxed stride can leave you vulnerable to a complex and unexpected obstacle.  This exact situation will arise during your Summer August strole toward progress.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision.  Since you are so good right now at solving problems, perhaps you can create more than one solution when a pesky obstacle pops up.  Toke time for a contemplative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Instead of a quick whack at that mole of an obstacle, toke time to analyze and see beyond your quick solution.  With your herbally enhanced proactive problem solving in place, even the most complex hidden obstacles won’t take away from your confident stride toward progress.

Stoner Capricorn, speaking of progress:  There will be a warm cosmic wind of advancement within the personal sphere this month.  Whether you are single or in a partnership, this wind will fill your sails, and stoke the sacred bowl of life.  You do not need any predictive instructions to take advantage.  As long as you maintain communication with your inner voice through sacred herbal meditations, everything will work out with splendor.  You be you stoner Capricorn.  Funny, witty, direct, patient, and strong are the traits that set you apart.  Let them shine within the canna-crew, among smoke circle acquaintances, and with cannabis companions.  Trust and love thyself stoner Capricorn.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Capricorn cosmic influence in July promises delight, intrigue, and progress.  And these wonderful words will manifest singularly within the three trimesters of the month.  So pack the bowl and sit back; I’ve got the perfect cannabis inspired recipe for success in July.

First Trimester:  Delight

The battle hardened Sea-Goat can breathe easy as July begins.  Inhale the positivity of the sacred herb, and seek a happy-go-lucky internal nature.  You are protected from the hard work you have endured so far this year.  Avoid deep Indica cannabis strains in the first trimester.  This period will be filled with active adventures.  A balanced hybrid or Sativa strain will assist this cosmic blessing instead of sabotaging it.

Second Trimester:  Intrigue

A whimsical and happy-go-lucky influence in the first trimester turns to pointed motivation in the second.  This cosmic influence will help you find your groove.  The second ten day period would be a good time to put the pipe down, or switch to a high CBD strain of the sacred herb.  There will be more mystery and unpredictable situations in the second trimester.  Keep your head clear, so you don’t lose track of what is important.  Motivation and production will be paramount mid month.  Don’t get sidetracked trying to solve intricate puzzles.

Third Trimester:  Progress

The month of July ends with magic for the stoner Capricorn.  Now is the time to open up the stash box to any cannabis variety you choose, but strains shared with friends will be the best kind of bud!  The final trimester of the month is all about bonding with the smoke circle, and your cannabis community.  All work and revelations from previous periods will manifest in sticky icky bonds of good tiding.  

What a wonderful month stoner Capricorn.  Each trimester has its own unique theme and benefit.  A month to remember.  Smoke it up!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Capricorn it’s time to pull out your compass and high water waders!  June is going to be a squirrelly mix of storming cosmic influence.  There you go, I ripped that line off like a band-aid.  Now let’s work on smoothing out this rough patch prediction.  After all, who else is built for storming weather besides the stoner Sea-Goat?

One of the spheres that will be affected most by the storming planetary alignment is the personal sphere; in particular, it will affect those cannabis companions closest to you stoner Capricorn.  When lines of communication break down, you have two immediate tools to help with the drama.  First of which is time.  Avoid immediate reactions.  The amount of time is up to you, and the circumstance; but breaking away from immediate reaction gives you time to contemplate and cool down.  Second, the soothing third eye vision of the sacred herb can help with deeply personal dilemmas.  Take a break from the immediacy of the moment, and toke time to see the issue from a higher perspective.  With time, and meditation with the sacred herb, these communicative dramatics may lose the heat of the moment.  In the end, perhaps you can chill the drama with a cannabis companion over a shared bowl.  

With the right sacred prescription of patience and a higher perspective, you should make it through June unscathed, maybe just bumped and bruised.  In fact, stoner Capricorn, if you stay grounded and avoid the heat of the moment, the bonds with cannabis companions might become stronger from the challenging assessments of June’s cosmic dilemmas.  

Your natural traits of conservatism, intellect, and persistence should guide you through any other obstacles presented this month.  The sturdy Sea-Goat can make it through any storming weather!  Don’t dismiss how important sheltering in place with a meditative smoke session can be to analyze and take reprieve from a dramatic situation.  Toke time this month to steal away by yourself to contemplate your situation with the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe.  It’s amazing how a nug, and your favorite piece, can bring a little welcomed peace to your life in moments of stress.  Puff on stoner Capricorn.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Capricorn it’s time to get connected with the smoke circle once again.  The month of May will prove to be a personal period of experimentation, testing bonds, and triumph.  Perhaps Smoke Two Joints by Sublime should be forefront on the personal playlist for May.  A positive healthy mantra rooted in the sacred herb will help connect the challenging moments with moments of ascendancy.

The business sphere won’t take a back seat to the personal sphere, but you should keep it on the down low.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help accentuate creative problem solving.  Plus these contemplative smoke outs will promote a chill attitude that will assist with an uneven workflow.  Good thing it is in your nature to grind hard when it is appropriate, and shut it down when play time begins.  Be forewarned stoner Capricorn:  When success comes in the workplace, don’t announce it to the crowd.  A stealthy Sea-Goat does not need extra attention when they are building something grand.  The incremental success of projects will be a foundation of momentum moving forward.  But this is a solo expedition.

The most promising excitement to prepare for in May will be within the personal sphere.  Both single and partnered stoner Capricorns will reap benefits from a warm cosmic breeze.  “Smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  This meditative mantra from my favorite 90’s band will help assist you in your adventure stoner Capricorn.  Like those two joints, you should keep your mood chill, and your grinder full of dank nugs.  Your chill presence within the smoke circle will be appreciated.  Communication will be the key.  You set the tone among new cannabis cohorts.  As long as you convey your intentions and mood, the smoke circle is sure to support your vibe.  

May is a month of budding construction.  Grind hard on those personal projects at work, and joint adventures within the smoke circle.  “But then one day I met a man who came to me and said:  Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of health.”

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Capricorn sometimes universal influence sends you a bag of bunk weed.  It’s how we react to a cosmically inspired bunk situation that leaves us open to a universal gift of a big bag of majestic sacred herb.  April may start off with a few stems, but if you keep it positive there will be big frosty buds the remainder of the month. Keep calm and puff on stoner Capricorn.

Much like the theme of the month, resiliency takes precedent in the workplace.  Squabbles and setbacks are sure to cloud the room in the early portion of April.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb after the work day is done. The perspective changing effects of the sacred herb will help approach the next day with a resolute attitude and solution oriented vibe.  The same people or factors that may cause a sticky situation early in the month might be the very same who grease the joints later in the month.

All stoner Capricorns will have revelatory bursts of information come to the surface as the month begins.  Partners, lovers, or potential love interests might discover secrets hidden under the thick skin of the Sea-Goat.  Once again, puff puff pass on the stress stoner Capricorn. Toke time to see the closet dwelling information from a higher perspective.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to fly high above the terrestrial noise to see your life’s timeline from a broad third eye vantage point.  In a relationship more information and communication usually leads to stronger bonds, and it could also provide the spark to start something special and new.

Most problems and dilemmas in April cannot be avoided.  It’s your reaction to them that will shape the future. Use smoke sessions with the sacred herb to step outside of yourself, and the situation, to see your house isn’t falling down.  You’ve built a solid foundation stoner Capricorn. You got this!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Capricorn March sets up to be a month of managed frustration and great personal growth.  Cosmic influences will align with your stoner star sign traits. As you well know, this can be good and bad.  This synergistic convergence will create a month of great opportunity for the diligent and practical Sea Goat.  But you must traverse the terrestrial cliffs with great care and a keen third eye for loose stones.

Of all the stoner star signs, you stoner Capricorn require a stash jar of varied cannabis strains.  Terrestrial travels through March will demonstrate this requirement more so than any other month in 2020.  Puff the Maui Strawberry Sativa strain for moments requiring diligence and discipline. Pack the bowl with Blue Dream Sativa dominant hybrid for studious moments of ambition.  Keep the deep Indica species for those moments chillin’ with the canna-crew and family. 

There are great moments of frustration and enlightenment in March stoner Capricorn.  First, the workplace will be the source of frustration. The majority of obstacles and speed bumps will come from the economic sphere.  However, your natural persistence, diligence, and discipline will see you through any curve balls from the cosmos. That low THC Maui Strawberry will come in handy for the focused grind ahead.  Second, you should open yourself up to packing your bowl, and head, full of learned inspiration this month. The Blue Dream strain will do just fine to assist in energetic and ambitious moments of building knowledge.  Personal growth will come from opportunities of learning. Seek them out and smoke up the wisdom. Third, be prepared to assist members of your canna-family and cann-crew. Older sage smokers can be a great source of knowledge, but they also need love and attention.  Toke time to roll one up, and be present as a listener and companion, to a member of your smoke circle. Enrichment and fulfillment will come from this noble exercise.

Good luck stoner Capricorn.  Just remember, your strengths are your weapons in this cosmic battle of progress.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Capricorn as we travel down the river of life there are sections of dangerous rapids, terrifying cliff falls, monotonous meanderings, and swift peaceful stretches.  Sit back, relax, take puffs of cannabis smoke, February will be a swift peaceful stretch of time in the cosmic current of 2020.

Cosmic influence will not throw you into dangerous negative positions, but this life stream is always moving and should be respected.  So heed my words, I am not recommending toking it up to the point your cosmic spacesuit reaches autopilot. Travel through February with your third eye engaged.  As with any river, there are points of decision to navigate safely. Select your sacred cannabis strains according to the mellow mixed bag of cosmic influence this month.  Go hybrids or go home stoner Capricorn. A little bit of this and a little bit of that, with a keen third eye gaze on the path ahead.

There is an important period of February where universal influence will favor the ambitious stoner Capricorn.  Between the Full Moon of the 8th and the New Moon of the 23rd, productive ambition will be rewarded. No, not monetary rewards, but productive efforts during this time will receive added rays of positivity from the cosmos.  Around the Full Moon, toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session focused on your terrestrial travels, and how you want to move forward. For some this might be tackling tasks to make that side hustle a reality. Maybe for other stoner Capricorns this will provide the impetus to volunteer.  No matter the mission, between the 8th and 23rd is the time to execute.

While you are flowing through life in a safe space of the river bend, it is important to take stock in those around you.  February will be a powerful time to strengthen bonds with cannabis companions, and also make logical assessments of smoke circle acquaintances.  We are all on this cosmic spaceship together stoner Capricorn, make sure you appreciate others, and make sure you are appreciated.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Capricorn there are great blessings from the cosmos to kick off 2020.  The current planetary alignment is like a magnifying glass of positivity shining down on you.  And around the 10th of the month, this positive magnification reaches its focal point. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades … even in January.

You are more than capable of receiving this blast of cosmic energy my sturdy Sea-goat, but are you ready?  Toke time early in the month for a solo meditative smoke session to align your chakras before the great planetary alignment.  The strain and quantity of the sacred herb does not matter, but the solo sesh is a must. Allow the sacred herb to be your guide on a journey to wash away the clutter in your emotional closet.  This beam of cosmic positivity will be most beneficial with an empty vessel ready to receive the energy. Prepare yourself stoner Capricorn to bathe in, and soak up the positive energy from this rare planetary alignment.  Emotional preparations with the sacred herb could help receive and store the positivity moving forward into 2020.

Stoner Capricorn, you must also prepare yourself for extreme radiation!  Yes, this positive cosmic event will create a bright nuclear aura surrounding your spacesuit.  Not only will it be noticeable to fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, but it will be irresistible.  This event could greatly expand your smoke circle. Smoke circle acquaintances, and even stoner strangers will be mesmerized by the powerful positivity emanating from your being.

Don’t let all this glowing positivity go to your head stoner Capricorn.  Wise decision making still applies, especially in matters of money. However, fellow canna-buddies may be working through issues with empty pockets and empty pipes.  You must maintain your frugal nature to protect yourself, but sharing a bowl or a meal with a friend in need has no limit to karmatic rewards.

Use this cosmic blessing to your advantage stoner Capricorn.  Keep your portable puffin package at the ready for cannabis communions.  Through kindness, connected experiences, and positivity, you will convert this focused planetary alignment into long lasting friendships and progressive emotional momentum.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Capricorn December will be a challenging period.  But during this phase, you will be the one performing the exacting actions.  Stand tall my sturdy Sea Goat, this month you will bring the fight to those that oppose you.

Whether you are standing against injustice, confronting a nemesis, or breaking imposing societal restraints, there will be numerous loaded bowls of opportunity to smoke your foes.  But before you get your hyper confrontational stoner hard hat fitted for battle, toke a moment to contemplate the essence of the battles you wage. There will be cosmic support in December for confronting unjust obstacles and foes that have wronged your progressive path to a higher plane.  This universal sword and shield however, could disappear in moments of wrong-headed hypocritical tactics. Meditate with the sacred herb to gain clarity on the issue at hand. Seek a higher perspective to analyze and confirm the karmatic justice of the situation. This moment of pause for herbal discernment will protect you from further harm, and strengthen your position.

This impetus to confront wrongs could be most necessary and yet dangerous within the personal sphere.  Let’s back off the sword and shield analogy to understand confrontation can also be a bridge built with kindness.  As you meditate with the sacred herb to reach a higher perspective, view with your third eye how a hug can impact a struggle just as effectively as a sword.  The word confrontation can easily be replaced by the word communication. Airing grievances with a shared bowl will have longer positive impacts than dousing the situation in flames.  There will be times a flame thrower will only be needed to light a bowl for two. 

Remember stoner Capricorn, not every obstacle or confrontation should be approached in the same manner.  There are numerous ways to consume the sacred herb. There are equally numerous ways to confront a perceived oppressor or situation.  Always operate with kindness at heart.