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The Stoner Capricorn will light up any smoke circle. This goat is a great cannabis companion for any smoke spot adventure.

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Capricorn July 2017

Stoner Capricorn, paint the sky with your desires in the second summer month. The world is your canvas and you are limitless with your interpretive style. There will be many intersections and divergent paths for you to directly influence the painting of your life. Instead of meditative smoke sessions, let’s call them creative smoke outs with the sacred herb in the July time period. Tapping into your soul and allowing a portal of communication will be key to guiding your creative spirit. Or will your spirit guide your you?

Internal confidence is the key stoner Capricorn. Don’t get down on yourself. Smoke about it and forget about it. Creative smoke outs should inspire self worth and confidence. Don’t allow negative Nancy’s into the smoke circle, even if it’s you.

You may notice during the month an opportunity for mentorship. A young person needs your guidance. Advice and protection that comes from nobility and prudence are sure to help those in need. You have something to offer those coming behind you.

In the workplace stoner Capricorns should watch out! Appreciation and kharmic kismet are one thing, but sparks and entwined wavelengths are another. This situation will be there for you to decide, but logic and caution should always be wielded with these matters. I cannot see whether this vision is related, but the possibility for advancement is likely in July for the stoner Capricorn. Those stuck in the gears of the economic mechanism will find an interesting opportunity for advancement.

A yellow light is flashing at the intersection stoner Capricorn. Dark desires can be merely decadent for some, and destabilizing for others.

CAPRICORN JUNE 2017

Stoner Capricorn the first month of the summer time period will bring you as much warmth from the universe as you put into it. Blaze one up and allow your inner love and kindness to flow freely in June. You alone are responsible for your emotions and image that you project onto the world and cannabis companions. Take charge in the month of June, and lead your fellow cosmic travellers down a path to blissful enlightenment.

Take time early in the month of June to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus your meditative smoke session on prosperity and confidence. The stars are shining down on you stoner Capricorn. Now is the time to turn that hobby into a business. Perhaps a cannabusiness is what you desire. The month of June is a great time to get started. Be mindful that in order to establish something you must lead with decisive confidence. Do not allow others to steer you astray.

The same theme of leadership and confidence should be applied to your personal life. Now is the time for comfort and clarity. There are many buds on the tree stoner Capricorn. June is a great time to assess cannabis companions and smoke circles to make sure the interests of the many align with your heart and ambition. It’s not egotistical or snobby to trim the dead leaves away from the healthy plant. The current cosmic winds are kind so whatever decision you make will work out for you. Do not allow negativity or emotional recklessness derail your positive vibe.

CAPRICORN MAY 2017

Stoner Capricorn, the final time period of Spring will require great strength. You will not be moving mountains, actually the opposite stoner Capricorn. Internal strength will be required to plot forward despite no universal support on your side. Picture yourself in the eye of a storm. Violent movement and action swirls around you, but in the eye of the storm you are left stagnant and frozen. Long Term planning and instinctual vision will be hampered in May. These words are not an omen of destruction stoner Capricorn, but simple a guide to understanding your position in May.

Early in the May time period, curl up with a nice deep purple kush Indica. Allow yourself entertainment time with the sacred herb to better understand your position in May. Movies like Cube, Life of Pi, and Snowpiercer would be perfect for this relaxing movie night. We may all be trapped at one point in life, but in the end everything will work out.

Don’t misunderstand stoner Capricorn; the cosmos has not cursed you in the May. There are plenty of actions you can take to combat this stagnant period to progress your agenda. The most important actions focus on the short term. At work and in life, tackle the problems and tasks that are right in front of you. Knocking immediate tasks off your to do list will help prepare you for when the storm returns to life.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb are best alone in May stoner Capricorn. Your cannabis companions will not understand the universal stagnation you’ve been dropped into. By focusing on yourself, and plotting forward with an immediate to do list, you will float through May with a better understanding of your surroundings. Just like that trippy movie, at the end of the time period the sunshine of summer and the warm breath of the cosmos will bring a new light to your life.

CAPRICORN APRIL 2017

Stoner Capricorn, Mars and the Moon have aligned to bring you a satisfying and relaxing month of April. The easy flow of the universe will make simple problems and obstacles bounce off you with an ease you normally do not feel. Now is the time stoner Capricorn! You can break out that sweet Indica green your mom warned you about. A nice meditative session with couch lock can be a healing and recuperative state. Do not misinterpret my words stoner Capricorn; rest, recuperation, and an easy flow are not excuses for inaction or laziness.

Work must still be done in the April time period stoner Capricorn. But the cosmos has blessed you with a warm wind to help you with comfortable accomplishments. The key to the April time period is independent thought. During your meditative smoke sessions in April try to focus on what makes you unique, and how you approach situations & problems. Start the month with an intent towards organization. Uncluttering your mind will help your thoughts and decisions flow more freely. All of this will help as the universal flow will be calm and supportive.

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.” Not always stoner Capricorn. Towards the end of the April time period, do not let the easy flow of the universe distract you from solid decision making and constructive analysis. New cannabis companions should be vetted with objectivity. Do not turn a blind third eye towards enthusiastic new acquaintances.

Capricorn March 2017

Stoner Capricorn, the universe has blessed you with celestial protectors in the March time period.  However, these protectors have a bargain for you:  You must experiment and walk a different path.  As spring approaches you have the ability to clean out your cluttered closets.  Mistakes of the past – forgive yourself and move on.  Adventures neglected – step out of your protective shell and give new experiences a go.  Pesky leeches sucking at your soul – flick them off and leave them behind.

Break free from the routine in March stoner Capricorn!  All aspects of life from morning rituals to the same route to work should be revisited.  New paths should be created and explored.  Cosmic forces have offered you an opportunity to expand your reach and connection with the universe, but you have to step out of your comfortable patterns.  Complaining and complacency must end in the March time period stoner Capricorn.

Find time alone early in the March time period to meditate with the sacred herb.  Focus on seeing yourself and your surroundings.  Make it your mission to try new things.  Something as simple as trying a new grocery store or taking a different route to work can have a large impact.  The longer you hold on to old patterns, mistakes, and even triumphs, the harder it is to move forward and create something new for yourself.  Bring a notebook to your meditative smoke session.  You will need every tool at your disposal to break free from old patterns.  

Take advantage of your planetary allies stoner Capricorn.  What develops from a concerted effort to create new patterns will amaze you.  New cannabis companions wait around every corner.  A new vibrancy can blossom with current cosmic travelers.  The same old sunset will wash away and a brand new horizon will unveil itself.  You can do it stoner Capricorn!  I believe in you.

 

Capricorn February 2017

Stoner Capricorn you have the mighty Mars warrior battling on your behalf in February.  With Mars as your cosmic champion, all things are possible in all fields of influence in February for the stoner Capricorn.  Hurray!

The sativa species of the sacred herb will be your go-to smoke session compatriot this February.  You will need energy and understanding throughout the month to take advantage of your opportunities.  Remember stoner Capricorn, Mars is your champion fighting off negative influences from the universe; it will be up to you to create success and accomplishment.  You must stay energized and be moving forward with progress in all facets of life.

Do you have the entrepreneurial bug stoner Capricorn?  February will be a great month to start that side project or startup business you have been thinking about.  All great things start with an idea and action.  That passionate hobby can become the next revenue stream that leads to financial prosperity.  Dreaming is wonderful stoner Capricorn, but taking action is what makes your dreams a reality.

Mars has your back during the February time period, even in matters of love and friendship.  The stoner Capricorn will become the bell of the ball in February.  Opportunities for friendship will knock at every step and around every corner during this time period.  Single stoner Capricorns will have more opportunity to connect with others.  However, this positive projection is not implicitly about romance.  February is a wonderful time to open yourself up to new cannabis companions.  You never know what friendship today will lead to romance in the future.

Capricorn January 2017

Stoner Capricorn 2017 will start with a challenging January time period, but it will not be the norm for the year.  The challenges of January will not deter you stoner Capricorn.  You are solid like a lone oak in a field.  Wind and rain may weigh heavy on your branches, but strength through years of growth will see you through this storm.

Clarity through introspection will be a key to the January time period for stoner Capricorns.  Direction and purpose will be obscured.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will be necessary to see the path where no lines can be found.  January challenges will come with a sudden sense of timing, and they will be obscured by cosmic clouds as they approach ever closer.  This is the time to grind up the cannabis strain that helps you see with your third eye.  Resist the urge to fall into a pity party and lose yourself in a coping trance.  Diligence and confidence through your internal beliefs and historical knowledge base will see you through.

The solid oak alone in the field relies on the close friends nearby.  Under the surface, your roots have a complex system of friends that keep you going.  Stoner Capricorn, it will be time to lean on only your close allies in January.  Only seek advice and smoke sessions with your closest cannabis companions.  Taking counsel from acquaintances and strangers will only make the path more obscure as you try to navigate through the challenges the universe will present.  By the end of the January time period, your roots will gain a more firm grasp on this Earth, and you will be ready for any cosmic storms of 2017.

Capricorn December 2016

Stoner Capricorn, the month of December can be a weird emotional period.  The cosmos have blown strange clouds in your direction.  This time period may cause you confusion as up may be down and down may be up.  Fear not stoner Capricorn, everything will work out just fine as you will be able to solve this directional puzzle with positive thinking and solid decision making.  Avoid any strains of the sacred herb that cause over thinking.  December is a great month to try that high CBD strain you have been thinking about.  The cosmic confusion and puzzles of December can be solved with common sense, not over thinking.

The life sphere surrounding business and work will present the most difficult puzzle for the stoner Capricorn in December.  A new job or position can be of great long-term benefit.  You are strong and worthwhile at your core; new positions and challenges are within your capabilities.  However, there is a strong warning I have seen in the strange clouds blowing through the stoner Capricorn sky:  Beware of the trojan horse presented as a gift.  In our economic machine, there is no such thing as free or easy money.  Accepting and investing in a trojan horse can lead to the destruction of your financial house.  See through the sales pitch and follow the path into the future.  The solid brick road may just be spray painted.

The stoner Capricorn’s personal life will be much less complex for the December time period.  Holiday cheer should be soaked up.  Celebrate your own personal positivity and good tidings.  Use the opportunity of the holiday season to take a break with family and cannabis companions.  Appreciate their spirit in your life, and give your love to them.

Capricorn November 2016

Stoner Capricorn the struggle is real.  The November time period will thrust you back into a challenging mode from negative cosmic cross winds.  Hold firm and resolute stoner Capricorn, you have been through worse storms.  You must draw on your experiences from the past.  Your previous internal shelters from the negative wind and rain will aid you greatly in overcoming this challenging time period.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for action in November.  Falling victim to couch lock and self-pity is not a result of smoke sessions with the sacred herb, it is only a mindset you create.  Puff puff pass sativa this month to draw more energy for the universal battle at your door.

Stoner Capricorn, you are strong enough to overcome the challenges that will be presented In the sphere of work and business.  Competitive enemies from outside and from within cannot be disseminated during this storm.  However, using your team and resources will be the best way to fight through current challenges for future positive results.  Planning meetings and communication with your coworkers or crew will be essential to fighting off competitors and enemies beating at your door.

Stoner Capricorn, the November time period as it relates to cannabis companions, loved ones, and acquaintances is more complex than a simple storm peppering your roof.  New horizons will appear in November.  But as with any horizon, it is off in the distance.  Keep this in mind as you develop new relationships with potential cannabis companions.  A relationship must be cultivated and nurtured.  Relationships that are rushed won’t see the beauty of the horizon.

Capricorn October 2016

Stoner Capricorn, you will be protected from the brisk breeze of fall with excitement and energy.  Universal influences will send confusing messages and a mixed bag of problems in October, but you will sail on the cosmic seas with ease stoner Capricorn.  You have a green light with cannabis companions and full reign of any species or strain of the sacred herb at your combustible disposal in October.  But you will have two distinct themes in October.

Breathe and let it be at work stoner Capricorn.  You will need a calm attitude and patient tongue at the workplace in October.  Take notes, but avoid conflict and big decisions.  There will be time for a strong stand and bold execution in a future time period.  Your notes and insight will come in handy in future time periods, so do not mistake my interpretation as “checking out.”

October will bring significant events in your home life.  This is where most of your attention and energy should be placed stoner Capricorn.  You will face a swirling cosmic wind of activity.  There will be no major negative events, but minor problems to solve.  You will have significant events with loved ones and or cannabis companions, but unfortunately, you may not realize how significant in the moment.  Take chances and have fun with friends and loved ones in October stoner Capricorn.  This time, period will be all about solid decision making and positive experiences.  Don’t coop yourself up and hide away from the gloomy fall.  Put yourself out there with your fellow planetary space travellers, you might just remember an event for the rest of your life.