Stoner Capricorn settle in and enjoy the ride. September will be like a gentle drive on cruise control. No sacred herbal prescription is required this month. All strains of the sacred herb are open for your toking interpretation. Put on your favorite smokin playlist, sing along, and seek the rhythm of the first Fall month.
One word of caution as you stroll into the period with confidence and safety at heart: Other stoner star signs may experience more of a roller coaster affect from the planetary alignment of September. Toke time for a mindful medicated meditative smoke session on empathy and understanding of other’s perspective and experience. Stoner Capricorn the more you understand the ups and downs of your fellow terrestrial astronauts, the better you may hitch rides on the highs, and step away from the lows. Avoid being the designated driver for bad trips. You have your own cosmic mission in progress.
Don’t let this melodic period slide by. With work and social spheres on cruise control, time may pass without consequence. Toke time for self stoner Capricorn. Whether it be rest and recuperation, a vigorous workout, or dedicated time with that passionate art project, you will have to toke the time to make it happen. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep into yourself and discover what your internal guide needs to fuel your terrestrial mission. Make it happen! It’s up to you! Even though the cruise control is set, you must be the captain of your cosmic vessel.
September will be a comfortable road to travel. Don’t veer off course to indulge the petty dramatics of other stoner star signs. Internal progress will be found within, but only if you seek it. Focusing on self isn’t a selfish motive, but sometimes a necessary step to accomplish important steps on the road of sacred progress.
In August the stoner Capricorn will be faster than a bong rip, more powerful than a fatty blunt, and able to pass the bowl in a single motion. You are amazing stoner Capricorn! With the right herbal prescription and planetary assistance, there is nothing you can’t accomplish in the final summer month. Maybe even some times, all things at once. Lean into this cosmic support. Select Sativa strains of the sacred herb to be your herbal copilot on this productive mission. Lean into this energetic cosmic kick with the focus and clarity of the Sativa strain. This prescription will be your herbal assistant encouraging determination within the hard work ahead.
Seek balance stoner Capricorn. You can’t push your mind and body into the red without recuperative smoke stops. Keep a keen third eye on the health of your cosmic spacesuit. Exercise, stretching, and even a nap will help keep your progressive engine roaring.
Toke time to self on secluded evenings with a deep Indica strain. Balance the frenetic pace with a restful recuperative medicated solo smoke session. The tasks, projects, and progressive work will all be there the next day. A medicated evening with the sacred herb and your internal self will help the frayed nerves repair for the continued adventure of August. If you are feeling frayed and fried from energetic mental endeavors, toke time with the sacred herb and your chosen form of exercise. A nice jog through a wooded shady trail sounds wonderful.
There is one hidden challenge that the final summer month will bring. Energy and cosmic empowerment will create a feeling that you can do it all by yourself, and you can. However, all progress and achievement is more sustainable and rewarding with participation from your canna-crew. While you are smoking up all the tasks of the day, find ways to bring your coworkers and or canna-buddies into the progression process. Stoner Capricorn success is sweeter when it is shared, just like that perfectly rolled joint.
While other star signs might be running frenetically in the summer sun, the stoner Capricorn will be lounging; soaking up the solar rays for future energetic adventures. This month is all about recharging the batteries in your terrestrial spacesuit. Your sacred herbal prescription for this month of R&R is wide open, but Indica strains and Indica-heavy hybrids will be most suited for July.
July is all about you stoner Capricorn. Rest and Recuperation is the main requirement. How you accomplish this task is up to each individual. Perhaps a deep solo medicated smoke session with the sacred herb in a comfortable spot sealed off from the world, will be on the agenda. Maybe a medicated nap under the summer sun will do the trick. Everything is available to the stoner Capricorn in the second summer month. So do it all! Just don’t forget to turn the cell phone off, and apply adequate amounts of sun screen during your medicated meditative restful respites.
Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: In order to take advantage of easy moments escaping the hustle and bustle of the terrestrial world, you must be decisive when obstacles or tasks are placed in front of you. Taking care of timely tasks will increase the amount, and quality, of restful meditative moments. The universal influence of this period of recuperation does not imply escaping reality and responsibility. The planets have simply aligned to support these zen summer excursions.
Sadly stoner Capricorn, I have no wishful predictions of budding love in July. However, this period will be great for acquiring smoke circle canna-buddies and strengthening bonds with cannabis companions. Be sure to include your partners-in-chronic on your stress free summer excursions. July might be all about your rest and recuperation, but that doesn’t mean your fellow cannabis connoisseurs can’t tag along.
Stoner Capricorn the sun is out, and your camera should be too! Ahead of you are many long, hazy days you must fill with lasting happy memories. Your adventures will know no limit, other than what you are able to imagine and execute. Think big and dig in. The world is your garden this month. Sow kindness and positivity early in the season. What grows will nurture and sustain you, and your cannabis companions, far through the summer months. Whether you like to plan your endo-excursions in advance, or light one up and let the mystery unfold as you go, stay active and stay outdoors. The summer should be spent sharing bowls of good greens with your best buds trekking through the great unknown discovering new smoke spots.
Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: This month gets off to a rocky start in the business sphere, and familial relations may encounter similar strife. Do not hold back or put off resolving these issues in real time. This may mean you put in extra effort to keep the emails and the to-dos from piling up. The work realm in June will likely bring new business endeavors, and possibly new business partners. Set specific times to meet early with your economic cohorts to make sure everyone is on the same level. While visions of how best to pursue passion projects will be different, all efforts will likely lead to a positive culmination. Differing opinions may seem annoying and problematic at first, but diversity will be beneficial in the long run. In the end you will have more tools in the chest to tackle a greater variety of problems.
Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate this truism: Communication is a two way street. While there will be tensions early on, how long they last will be up to you. Listening and hearing is just as important as speaking and explaining. A good way to establish a give-and-take balance is by invoking the puff, puff, pass approach. Communing with cannabis creates a situation where all parties will have specific time to toke, and also time to talk.
Single and coupled stoner Capricorns are all but guaranteed passionate moments in the first summer month. Just don’t let the blissful haze of a hot heart obscure responsible decision making. Empathy and sincere emotion are wonderful attributes, but you want to be certain of your feelings before making any substantial commitments. Whether by yourself, or with your future cannabis companion, take time to meditate with the sacred herb before you take the leap. Think on it and toke on it, stoner Capricorn, and then you can trust wherever your heart may take you.
Stoner Capricorn get up and get moving! In the last Spring month you must provide the momentum toward progress, the planets won’t help. But all is not lost. With the right ingredients of the sacred herb and a positive plan, the month of May will be a delight for all the senses.
In some ways May will be a choose-your-own-adventure story, waiting for you to write it. Take a trip with the sacred herb if you need inspiration on the chapters ahead of you. The number one rule for May: Stay active! To assist in your active endeavors, limit your cannabis diet to Sativa strains only. This herbal assistant will help keep the energy high and motivation strong.
This active lifestyle comes with tremendously rewarding byproducts. Toke time to look inward during your travels with Mary Jane. Your destined path is right in front of you. The most important byproduct of increased activity is the health benefits, both mental and physical. The current planetary alignment will not nudge stoner Capricorns toward an active and energetic lifestyle. However, Capricorns will see universal support once they become active. If you sit back and chill, you will lose opportunity.
Create your own momentum stoner Capricorn! Are you stuck in the gears of the economic grind? May is the perfect month to take a chance on change. Only you know your circumstance, but it may be time to come to grips with your fear and desire. Toke time for a solo smoke session with a piece of paper and a pen. What do you want? What bothers you about your current situation? A simple writing exercise could lead to that breakthrough that starts you down that passionate path to freedom. In the end, it very well could be a new direction or effort in your current field that could make all the difference. You can’t find out until you consult with the sacred herb and your inner self.
The full moon of the 18th marks an important transition for the stoner Capricorn. If you were able to motivate yourself in the first half of the month, then a peaceful positive period will ensue. Now a hybrid strain, or even dabbling with Indica will be possible in the final stage of May. Crucial family issues will come to bare during this phase. As long as you keep your cool, all issues will be solved without harm. Chill buds between cannabis companions is always a decent way to freeze out a tense mood.
Breathe easy stoner Capricorn, the second month of spring is sure to bring positive waves of cosmic support. In other words, you can do what you will, toke what you want, and accomplish all you set out to as long as you keep your herb to the grind. While spring flowers unfurl and the days grow longer, it will be up to you to choose your own adventures. It doesn’t matter if you are tokin’ by the lake, smokin’ by the ocean, or puffin’ your way on a mountain hike, get out there and explore the terrestrial plane! The planets have given you their blessings, so do not waste those precious hours being idle.
Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: Your travels in April will bring you to many crossroads. Choices will flood both the business and personal spheres. And choices must be made! Complacency or turning a blind eye to developments and dilemmas could potentially transform bright positivity into darker negative circumstances. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can help you avoid such setbacks. It will be beneficial for you to take a break with the bong or make a ganja-filled getaway. Not to run away from problems. They will still be there upon your return. The cannabis inspired adventures will give the mind the time and space needed to view issues from a ten thousand foot vantage point.
Remember, these decisions are yours, and yours to make alone. Other stoner star signs surrounding you may be experiencing different phases of their life. Be confident in your choices. Those around you may not have the means, or time to invest, into seeking out solutions at the moment. You will. So get your own gardening done early in the month, as those around you are likely to turn to you for assistance tilling their own fields. You cannot make their decisions for them, but you can always be a friend with weed, indeed.
Whether at home or in the workplace, listen carefully and pay attention to details. Stoner Capricorn open your third eye to all information presented to you. Vigilance in your information gathering will assist you in your quest for positive and progressive decisions. But, remain mindful: All the positive influences from the cosmos do not safeguard you from the outcomes of risky behavior. Just because you want something to be so, doesn’t mean it will manifest exactly how you imagine. Stay on the grind, and keep your mind focused on higher aspirations. As long as your intentions are always high minded, the results you achieve shall be also.
The planetary alignment will be in good favor for the stoner Capricorn this March. You can expect the cosmos to be supportive in most situations, but not necessarily impactful. The stars can light your path, but not have a particular path laid out; you are ultimately responsible for all final decisions. Thus, everything in the end is up to you, not fate. Because of this, confidence will be crucial for a smooth and successful month. To ensure proper Chakra alignment, weekly meditative smoke sessions are highly recommended. Toking time to breathe in the sacred herb will provide a safe setting to help overcome fears and insecurities, which can cause self doubt. Working out the negative vibrations on the front end, will pave the way for greater positive decision making throughout the month.
Stay steadfast stoner Capricorn; you have everything it takes to progress already inside of you. Execution will rely upon your ability to stay steady on the grind. Do you have a side hustle? Perhaps there is a business idea you’ve been hesitant to pursue? With the changing season upon you, now is the time to spring into action. Whether it is revisiting past endeavors, or time to turn a passion into a lucrative business prospect, March is a great period for a potential small business start-up. Even If you feel like your confidence is lacking, it is a good time to take a chance on what makes you tick, and what makes you toke.
Whether you are a single stoner Capricorn, or one of two peas in a stoney pod, romantic decisions and desires should be solidly contemplated. You can avoid unnecessary entanglements and confrontations by fully examining the threads which tie you and others together. Every connection is a seed planted that can potentially blossom into a budding relationship, whether it be romantic or platonic. Avoid getting entangled in needless conflicts by giving the appropriate care and nutrients needed to nurture healthy growth. Invest your efforts into pulling up the weeds stoner Capricorn, and you will have more energy to invest into a greener garden.
Stoner Capricorns can expect February to be an amazingly expansive period; a time of monumental metamorphosis! Many meditative smoke sessions are recommended in the first days of the new month. Make a serious effort to ensure you have solitude during these marijuana musings. Cannabis companions, coworkers, and your best buds can be welcomed sounding boards when you need to think out loud, but they cannot help you with the esoteric challenges of the period. Ideas, solutions and your internal direction should be contemplated, and ultimately implemented by you, and you alone stoner Capricorn.
Look around you. If you do not like your surroundings, look back and examine the path you took to get where you are. You can never go back in time, but by understanding the past, you can better prepare for the future. A contemplative staycation with the sacred herb should be fit into your schedule this month. You do not need to travel far in order to let your mind wander. Consuming your favorite kind of cannabis from the safety of your own couch can help to lift the spirits and elevate the mind. From this elevated perspective, you will have a better vantage point to see further down the smokey path ahead. New visions and clear goals will start to appear on the horizon. How far and how high your journey takes you can only be hindered by the limits you put on your own imagination.
This month work should be approached like a well rolled joint: A slow and steady burn, one puff at a time. Take your time with each individual project and watch tasks on your to-do list get steadily crossed off. Your biggest responsibility at work will be to show up. This doesn’t mean you should slack or put off tasks until later, just stay focused and be present for every endeavor. Your higher-ups will definitely take notice of your grind. It is advised to keep your pipe time and productivity time separate. You can expect a relatively easy time at work; however a hazy brain will cause unnecessary setbacks. Save yourself time and effort repairing projects by doing them right the first time.
Stoner Capricorn do you feel the excitement in the air as the strong cosmic winds start to gust? These winds of change will fill your sails and send you flying ahead to your goals this January! Be forewarned, you must balance yourself to attain these dreams. Both confidence and emotional stability are required to make the seeds of dreams become flowers of reality.
Though your comfort zone might be scaling the peaks of life, this month calls for the stoner Capricorn to take a deep, personal, meditative dive. Explore the depths of yourself with the assistance of the sacred herb. You are in search of your true direction. Progress cannot be made without direction; therefore, this must happen before you can step in full stride towards progress.
Stoner Capricorn the universe works in mysterious ways, as you’re likely all too familiar with. As such, you may receive an unexpected financial bonus this month. The ‘why’ doesn’t matter quite as much as the ‘how’; and the ‘how’ is your spirit in the matter. Your outlook and attitude matters in moments of triumph equally to moments of complication. Victories big or small should be celebrated, just as losses should be contemplated. If you find yourself capable, there’s an entire smoke circle that would be eternally grateful for your generosity of spirit. And don’t forget, everything always comes around full circle!
In the stoner Capricorn’s personal sphere, the theme of the month most definitely applies. The progress you seek doesn’t stop at business or finance alone! This is a wonderful time to heal old wounds, or tear down old walls. These obstacles you have created now hinder rather than help, obscuring your true form from the world. The universe gives us exactly what we need, exactly when we need it. All you have to do is accept it, and put in the leg work. Ah, but remember the meditative smoke session. Personal balance and true internal intentions must be known before the stoner Capricorn can ride that cosmic current toward progress.
Stoner Capricorn the choice is yours in December: Rise with the sun in the morning or sleep in ‘til noon. The sun will crest the mountain’s peak either way, just as it has and just as it will. Some things in life are outside of our control and sphere of influence. December will bring obstacles that are just that. It is paramount that you contemplate these dilemmas, but do not try to solve them. Instead, the stoner Capricorn should focus on solving problems they can take on directly. Keep it simple this month. Act when you see an obstacle you can directly conquer; such as cleaning that dingy bong before your smoke circle assembles for a session!
Task mastery and communication will be the keys to your success this December. Achievement will be directly correlated to the accomplishment of tasks, and there will be plenty. Assistance can be found with coworkers and canna-buddies alike, but only if they receive clear communication. After lining up tasks and knocking them down, don’t forget to toke a moment for a celebratory smoke in appreciation. Celebrate the achievement and those that helped make it happen.
Stoner Capricorn you may find yourself with the seasonal itch to spend money. Generosity of spirit is a wonderful thing, but be mindful of your budget. Now isn’t the time to deplete your assets, but rather the time to save for the future! You’ll find that many aspects of December are building for future periods. Don’t give in to societal pressures, instead find resolution in your future plans.
While getting frosty with your loved ones this month, your internal feelings will guide you through any emotional obstacles you encounter. It is vital that you listen to your heart stoner Capricorn; especially in moments of love. If you get in close enough, you may even be able to listen to their heart. Be gentle and kind. If you’re ever in doubt, just be the best friend or partner you can be, unequivocally.