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The Stoner Cancer is a problem solver. This agile crab is often the best cannabis companion for advice.

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Cancer February 2015

Stoner Cancer, here is your checklist of needed items this month:  Sativa, Hybrid & CBD.  Don’t leave home without them!  It seems in February there will be a whirlwind of directions that will be going on for the mysterious Cancer.  You will work hard, celebrate well and overcome obstacles if only you try.  Use your expanded perception to accept the positivity that will reign down on you all month.

In work think divide and conquer.  Take on one task at a time.  Consider CBD if relief is needed at work or lay the pipe down completely during working hours.  The beginning of the month will overwhelm you with piles of work to comb through.  If you do not procrastinate you will feel relief by mid month.  Whether you work for yourself or you you are working for someone else:  Do not take on extra responsibilities at this time.  This is the month to stay between the lines.  Show up on time for everything, do what is required, then go home.  Don’t you dare think about eating that medible before bed on a work night!

In your house of partnerships, break out the Bub, fill it with some love and share an incredible month with your partner.  Single or attached: Now is the time to ask for your hearts desire.   As long as your wish does not push the limits of your partner, it is as good as granted.  In your circle of friends it seems there will be a few hurdles for each of you to jump through.  Band together, meditate with a nice Hybrid and you will find the answers you seek.  It may be up to you dear Cancer to put this together.

Cancer January 2015

This will be an interesting start to your new year Cancer.  This month you will find yourself biting your tongue, restraining your feelings and have a bridge or two to cross.  Break out your thickest skin and keep the Pocket Bub full of a nice Sativa.  Depending on your life course, you will be faced with a decision or two that will most definitely lay down the pathway of your year.  You will not be ambivalent about this decision, rather, you will have to stand up and own the decisions you make this month.  Be sure make them with solid facts and on solid ground.

Steer clear of all medibles when it comes to Finance and the Workplace.  Who wants to be couch locked when the cosmos are clear for you to move forward with those plans you’ve left on the back burner.  Whether its a new business venture or a promotion you’re looking for, you’ll want to play it cool because everything you need is in order.  In the workplace upper management will be paying attention.  Don’t get paranoid!  They are seeing your natural charisma, leadership and your ability to follow through as a means of possible advancement.

In the evenings this month you’ll want select a hybrid in a peace pipe to keep your mind open, uplifted and your spirits high.  If you are in a relationship, know that bullying any idea will ensure trouble. Your partner may not be picking up what you’re laying down at this time.  Instead hit that peace pipe and remember you can talk about this next month.  If you’re single do not loose your temper with your overbearing relatives.  It will get you no where.  Everyone needs to be themselves this month, even you.  Don’t forget your pipe or your water sign superpowers to get along with everyone this month.