Dearest Cancer, May will be an enigmatic time for you. You will feel the universe pulsating through you in very empathetic ways. If you are utilizing the medical properties of the sacred herb for psychological benefits: Don’t leave home without it. On that note this is not the month to change up your regimen. Stick with the stains that work best for you.
Work will prove to have many circumstances that make you feel held back. Remember you are capable. You can work through this. Stay positive no matter what is thrown at you. This is not a time to slack! Throw yourself into your work and show your co-workers and competition your strength by doing. Keep your vape loaded for when you arrive home; as you will need to take time each day to reflect on what is happening around you. My stoner Cancer, your working world will be complicated for some time. Keep your wits about you and continue to lay the best foundation you can. Eventually this will be your springboard into a much more profitable and enjoyable work environment.
Praise the universe in May as you will have luck, harmony and love on your side. Your personal relationships will shine this fine spring month! In the realm of a lovership be prepared for an astonishing and lavish feeling to touch both your souls. It is a time for celebration! Take a vacation, hit up the closest festival or go bungee jumping off the tallest building you can find. It may be the first time you’ve ever felt this way. Make sure you never forget it!
That being said, do not put off your loved ones! Make sure you give them the time and connection to you that they are asking for. They need you this month too. So while you may want to go gallivanting across the country, go home for Sunday dinner on Mother’s Day.
Put on your dancing shoes and groove your way through the month of March my sweet leaf smoking Cancer! It seems nothing can stop you this month. Although nothing new will pop up and change you drastically; many things you were working towards will open up and bloom. So get ready to skyrocket down those well thought out paths!
In your working world get ready for some heady situations. You will be blessed with many opportunities that you thought were closed off to you. All smoke signals point to a business partnership this month. Are you working for yourself? Have you been paying attention to your competition? Are they struggling? Maybe suggest a way to work together? It will be a an amazing venture for all involved. If you’re the worker bee and not the Queen of a business then step it up! Keep your attention focused at work and take on that responsibility! A promotion is in order.
Have you met your one and only someone to share that pan of mmm mmm medible brownies with? If not you are on a path to meet that person this month. If you are already attached you will have to choose. These lovers will not be kind if you try to have them both. It will be ok to let one go. Do not second guess your choice as it will be the right one in the long run. In fact you should celebrate with a “Hookah Smoking Caterpillar” kind of party for all your loved ones this month. Stoner Cancer March is truly shining on you! Breath in all the fabulous-ness you can and let the universe wrap it’s arms around you.
Stoner Cancer, here is your checklist of needed items this month: Sativa, Hybrid & CBD. Don’t leave home without them! It seems in February there will be a whirlwind of directions that will be going on for the mysterious Cancer. You will work hard, celebrate well and overcome obstacles if only you try. Use your expanded perception to accept the positivity that will reign down on you all month.
In work think divide and conquer. Take on one task at a time. Consider CBD if relief is needed at work or lay the pipe down completely during working hours. The beginning of the month will overwhelm you with piles of work to comb through. If you do not procrastinate you will feel relief by mid month. Whether you work for yourself or you you are working for someone else: Do not take on extra responsibilities at this time. This is the month to stay between the lines. Show up on time for everything, do what is required, then go home. Don’t you dare think about eating that medible before bed on a work night!
In your house of partnerships, break out the Bub, fill it with some love and share an incredible month with your partner. Single or attached: Now is the time to ask for your hearts desire. As long as your wish does not push the limits of your partner, it is as good as granted. In your circle of friends it seems there will be a few hurdles for each of you to jump through. Band together, meditate with a nice Hybrid and you will find the answers you seek. It may be up to you dear Cancer to put this together.
This will be an interesting start to your new year Cancer. This month you will find yourself biting your tongue, restraining your feelings and have a bridge or two to cross. Break out your thickest skin and keep the Pocket Bub
full of a nice Sativa. Depending on your life course, you will be faced with a decision or two that will most definitely lay down the pathway of your year. You will not be ambivalent about this decision, rather, you will have to stand up and own the decisions you make this month. Be sure make them with solid facts and on solid ground.
Steer clear of all medibles when it comes to Finance and the Workplace. Who wants to be couch locked when the cosmos are clear for you to move forward with those plans you’ve left on the back burner. Whether its a new business venture or a promotion you’re looking for, you’ll want to play it cool because everything you need is in order. In the workplace upper management will be paying attention. Don’t get paranoid! They are seeing your natural charisma, leadership and your ability to follow through as a means of possible advancement.
In the evenings this month you’ll want select a hybrid in a peace pipe to keep your mind open, uplifted and your spirits high. If you are in a relationship, know that bullying any idea will ensure trouble. Your partner may not be picking up what you’re laying down at this time. Instead hit that peace pipe and remember you can talk about this next month. If you’re single do not loose your temper with your overbearing relatives. It will get you no where. Everyone needs to be themselves this month, even you. Don’t forget your pipe or your water sign superpowers to get along with everyone this month.