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The Stoner Cancer is a problem solver. This agile crab is often the best cannabis companion for advice.

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Cancer September 2016

September 2016 is a time for the stoner Cancer to sit back and watch.  Allow this month to be one of more relaxation than action.  Keep an indica heavy hybrid available for moments when your anxiety becomes overwhelming.  The stoner Cancer is almost always easy going, but this month you will find yourself being stretched in new ways.  Go with the flow.

Feel the rhythm of work and note how it is different.  Do not fight it as it will only cause you mishaps and hurdles that were not meant to be in your way.  Keep the dugout close for moments like these.  Contemplate, watch, and devise a plan before act!  You will find that even the simplest of your routine tasks are asking to be done in a different way.  If you keep your anxieties at bay you will find a way to shine this month in your world of work.

By going with the flow you will easily maneuver around any possible “impending doom” scenarios in your personal realm.  If you are spending time with meditation and the sacred herb you will be more open to the vibrations around you.  Feel situations out before accepting the invitation.  If it does not suit who you avoid it at all costs in September.  As for your partners in affection remember to take the time to reconnect.  Especially if you have been feeling off-kilter.  Remember to leave your ego at the door as it is merely your hard shell.  Your lover does not deserve to have to try and penetrate through it.  Be open and kind, then relax and unwind!

Cancer August 2016

Last month my stoner Cancer you were put to the test.  This month, my cannabis companion, you get to show off all your lessons learned.  In fact, the cosmos are shining so bright on you that you won’t feel any negative impact in August!  Bask in this glorious light and really enjoy your month.  August 2016 is a time you will reflect back on happily so live it up!

Goals are a wonderful thing to have this month.  Pick a handful of your most desired goals and go after them.  You will surely surprise your colleagues with the deftness in your ability to not only complete but surpass expectations of completed projects.  Be pleasant and kind to your naysayers it will prove to be helpful in the months to come for you dear Crab.  In fact, you will so easily achieve your goals that you will have extra time at work.  Take a smoke break with a colleague that seems downward trodden they could use your uplifting spirit to get them through this month.

That zing you are feeling from work will spill over into your personal life.  Stoner Cancer you will have your strongest desires met if you allow them to be.  Your world of Love in August will be fascination and will rain down affection.  It will be up to you whom you spend your time with and why.  Make time for friends and family, not just your admirers and you will have a splendid and joyous month!  Do yourself a favor and keep your vape packed and ready.  You will find you have the opportunity to have deep meaningful conversations that the sacred herb will guide you well in.

Cancer July 2016

This month is K.E.E. for you, stoner Cancer:  K for Karma, E for education and E for execution.  July 2016 is a month that you will need to have great faith in yourself.  Believe in yourself no matter how many falls may come to you.  If you have lived an honest and forthcoming past, this month will only propel you further.  Whereas if you have led a life  of deceit you will see a reckoning by the end of July.

Be a low “K.E.E.” employee this month.  Especially inside the office walls.  Do not go over-the-top on your projects.  Be ruthlessly consistent and extremely observant at all times. Do this and you should navigate yourself through July with few problems.  Having good self-esteem will be a plus as you may have a few hits to the ego coming your way via the cosmos.  Do not let them get you down.  You are and have been on the right track for some time now.  Unless of course, you have not been living your truth.  Karma will come and set things right this month. Ergo, it may be best to leave the pipe at home, for now, my stoner Crab.  You have many educational lessons to partake in; it is best to be on top of your game.

Many of the cosmos inflicted lessons you learn this month can be put to practical use in your personal life.  July brings great satisfaction and new facets in the emotional sphere.  If a change is something you are craving:  Execute the lessons you’ve learned and take a hold of a new way of thinking.  This new thought process will inevitably bring new and interesting persons into your life for love & friendship.  Though you may not have a lot of time off this month, do make time to pass the sacred herb with your newly found cannabis companions and cement the new relationships like  hempcrete.  They are here for the long run.

Cancer June 2016

I have one word for my stoner Cancer companions:  Abundant!  Welcome, the positive vibes that the cosmos are sending you this June with open arms and an open heart.  You will be overjoyed with the beauty that will come your way.  Every turn of this summer month brings a reward you’ve been waiting for; not to mention a steady stream of the sacred herb.  

The time has come for you to fully embrace your leadership role at work.  Find the role you need to play by looking at things from an outside perspective.  It will seem like magic when the realization that you can “fix” this, hits you square.  Utilize your co-workers, divide the tasks and lead the way as a team.  Be sure to allow for creativity breaks and listen to your heart and your co-workers this month and you will be flying “high” by mid-month.  If you must medicate at work do so as sparingly as possible.  Your juices are flowing and so is your health.

BOOM! Just when you thought fireworks were reserved for special occasions you are hit with an explosive amount of swagger.  For the single Crab, you will find yourself blessed with a bevy of beautiful opportunities for love this June.  Explore these possibilities at length and share the sacred herb with each potential partner.  It will help reveal more to you all about your paths for the future.  For the stoner Cancer that is attached: The size and longevity of your fireworks this month is entirely up to you.  If you stay your true course and allow things to unfold you will be pleasantly surprised by the amount of love you receive at home.  I say break out the hookah and have a grand finale get together with all your closest buds the last week of the month.  The summer of 2016 is off to a good start for you!

Cancer May 2016

Stoner Cancer’s Checklist for May of 2016:

_ Full Supply of Indica/Sativa hybrid
_ Supportive Friends
_ Ego in check

These three things are exactly what you need to have a blissful May my stoner Cancer.  In both love and work you will have a good amount of time to enjoy your endeavours.  This does not mean you can slack off in either part of your life, it simply means you can enjoy it!  Keep your pipe close by and have fun with all that the month of May offers.

In your love life keep your heart as open as possible.  If you are in a lovership, your partner needs you this month and you should not take anything personally.  (Keep your ego checked at the door.)  Be kind and help them unwind with a nice sesh where you can help them hash out the situation and you will be highly rewarded.  The single Crabs will need to lean on, not just the sacred herb, but your friends this month as well.  That close circle of friends is what will propel you into a better view of yourself.  Thus, readying you for that new someone who is about to enter your world very soon.

A blissful working world is all yours!  It can only be undone by not paying attention.  Learn as much as you can about your personal position, the company in which you work, and your co-workers.  This knowledge will help you greatly if anyone tries to sweep the rug out from under you.  Idle hands are the devil’s playground or so the saying goes.  Keep busy and yes my stoner Cancer this working month will be like a nice ride in the dabbiest of clouds.  

Cancer April 2016

When is the last time you had a true and forcefully positive life change stoner Crab? Well, April may be just the month for it to happen.  The cosmos have aligned just so that you’ll be feeling positive and productive.  Take full advantage of the vivacious energies headed your way by sticking to a sativa and be amazed at all you will accomplish!

The working world for the cannabis-loving Cancer will undergo some major changes this month.  The life force you feel will help you adapt and conquer any and all challenges.  Do your best to remain open to all ideas.  With so much going on in your daily routine it may be best to lay the pipe down at work or use it minimally  when you need to heighten your creative side.  Let the universal vibes work their magic through you and all will fall nicely into place.

With work being all a blazed in positivity be certain to pay attention to your loved ones when at home.  If you don’t you could find yourself in a sticky situation that has nothing to do with dabs.  Keeping your eyes and heart open will help you negate any potential problems. Use your intuition and maybe meditate with a nice indica with your special someone.  It will help alleviate any stress and allow open communication thus keeping April on the ups.  You won’t escape personal usurps just because you’re single.  Take the latter info and apply it to your circle of friends.  If you heed this advice your April will be a blissful cloud riding month!

Cancer March 2016

The cosmos are aligning for a strong force of positivity for you stoner Crab.  In fact, all bets are off this month as you will easily take the cake in all situations.  This does not give you a free pass to do as you please, just a simple reassurance that this is the month to plunge ahead with established goals!

In your realm of romance be ready for a miss match in energies.  This does not mean you will incur any negativity, rather you will have to keep your energies in check.  You don’t want to overwhelm your partner if they are not having the same good month as you!  Take some time this month for a nice indica sesh with your lover.  They will be the best bud to allow your energy levels to stay high and keep your feet firmly on the ground.  Keep your eyes open for new smoking buddies, stoner Cancer.  It seems you’re the one everyone wants to be around this month!

March is not the month for Spring Break this year! Your working world is too good for you to relax right now.  You have the ability to really stretch your business opportunities stoner Cancer.  You cannot do that if you are absent from the scene of action!  It will be a busy time for you so do your best to lay the pipe aside or stick to a one-hitter of sativa when working.  Choose the paths you want to take this month and give it 100%.  You will be amazed how vastly the path will be cleared for you to accomplish anything work related in March!

Cancer February 2016

Without light, stoner Cancer, there can be no shadows.  You cannot hide in the dark just to blend in.  As February begins you will have to curtail the urge to stand back and do nothing with your current situations.  Fire up those Sativa trees to get your perspective in check and your gears grinding.

Work is where you are going to have to put in some effort.  Do not give up on your projects!  There is a solution.  You’ll just have to fail a few times.  Once you do, you will see the whole picture and be able to accomplish it properly.  Remember failure is not loosing.  Each failure is a step toward success.  Hit the bat when frustrations arise and keep at it.  You will succeed!  Do not lose heart. Just do what you do best!

How is your will-power this month?  The cosmos have aligned to allow you to “see” others clearly.  It may sound like a gift and it very well can be if utilized properly.  What you must remember Stoner Cancer:  We all have faults, even you.  Before you open your mouth; remember just how short you fall in some areas of your life.  Do not purposely gouge those you love no matter how correct your sight is on a matter.  Keep calm, dab on and remember that kindness will win every time.  

Cancer January 2016

Happy 2016 stoner Cancer!  Now that you’ve brought the New Year in with a Bang get ready for a busy January!  For the most part you will enjoy the new twists and turns this month brings you.  Remember that platform we talked about in December?  Now is the time to test its durability.

Work, work, work, work, WORK!  Yes stoner Crab you are going to work like you have never worked before.  Before you frown, realize this is work you take pride in and you will enjoy watching your success spring from it.  The emotional energy you create may be enough to keep you high all day long.  Do not be surprised if you don’t need your usual smoke break this month!  No matter what negativity is thrown at you this month, keep a calm demeanor and you will stay on top!

Changes are stirring in your realm of personal relations.  Change can be hard on my stoner Cancers.  Note that all the changes you see happening are, in fact, quite good.  Pay attention to your emotional needs of both you, your partner and your family.  Your comfort at home will leak into your other personal relationships.  Know that now is a time that you  may have to meet in the middle on a few issues.  In the end it will be worth it.  Make sure you take respite for yourself when you can.  January will be positive, but you need to keep your mind calm.  Meditation with the sacred herb always a beautiful thing.

Cancer December 2015

Decisions, decisions, decisions!  Yes stoner Cancer making decisions is what you will be up to this December.  Not to fret, as each possibility will peak your interest.  You will need to stay busy and keep a nice hybrid in your pipe this month; as the harder you work the more positivity will flow to you.

In your personal realm things should be calm and relaxed as if everyone around you dipped into the medibles.  You’ll find that if you are attached things go ever so smoothly this month.  For the single stoner Crab take your time and get to know new people.  Starting a new relationship is not in the stars for you at this time, but it will come soon.  Every stoner Cancer should take some breathing space for themselves at every opportunity they can.  November was a tricky month and you need to recover before the New Year!  If you have not made your NYE plans I suggest you do something out of the ordinary to bring in 2016 with a cheer!

Treat the beginning of this working month with kid gloves.  Be efficient in your daily tasks and go home and relax with the sacred herb.  As your energy builds this month you will see the decision making process creep up on you.  Do your best to wait for all possible offers before jumping into anything.  You may take on more than one, but be sure to only take on what you can finish.  Overloading your plate will not necessarily fill your pipe in the end.  All your work this December will pay off big in 2016.