Cancer

The Stoner Cancer is a problem solver. This agile crab is often the best cannabis companion for advice.

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Cancer December Horoscope

Stoner Cancer December will be a time for great introspection and notable progress. As long as you keep your focus on bettering the self, the sky will truly be the limit. This will require active effort on your part. With proper focus, you will align those chakras and find your next level of zen. Meditative smoke sessions should be often and plentiful. Sometimes you will need to toke solo, setting the scene to reflect on past and future endeavors. Other times you should recruit your canna-companions to rest and reflect with a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, embracing the healing properties of Indicas and Sativas alike.

Inspiration is all around you, stoner Cancer. Just because your goal is personal growth, does not mean you should ignore the advice and wisdom of others. There is much knowledge to be gained by listening to others’ and viewing the world through their lens.

When it comes to the nine to five, stay on your grind. Be diligent stoner Cancer! You will be on the right path as long as you keep moving forward. It is advised to keep your smoke sessions off the clock. Success will be easily attained, but only if you avoid unnecessary distractions. The best advice this month is to keep an open mind. You can expect the workplace to bring a few challenging obstacles. Just remember, you can overcome each challenge by remaining diligent, and not going at it alone. Additionally, do not turn off your emotional compass stoner Cancer. Empathy for and from your peers will be the determining factor between success and failure in this period. The more perspectives there are addressing a problem, the greater the odds are for a creative and successful solution.

Just like in the workplace, when it comes to the personal sphere, teamwork will be key. Some have said, “you get by with a little help from your friends.” This month, stoner Cancer, with the help from your closest partners-in-chronic, you will thrive. You have many fellow cannabis enthusiasts who are more than willing to help you share the load of the daily grind. And, if your canna-buds are in short supply, December will be an ideal time to expand your smoke circle. Whether it’s sharing the bowl or the burden, you can count on your bud-loving buddies to see you through this December.

Cancer November 2018

Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can’t always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are going nowhere fast, which is why you should avoid couchlock or being reckless with your herbal recreation time. You will not need any extra help slowing things down, so choose when you take your smoke sessions carefully.

You may want to consider taking a tolerance break this month stoner Cancer. This does not necessarily mean you need to give up the ganja completely. But you must be more strategic about when you take your toke time. There will be situations which will require a clear, logical, and focused mind. On the other hand, it will be equally important you set aside time to rest and realign your chakras. Perhaps this month your smoke sessions should be solo missions. Spending time by yourself, meditating with a freshly packed bowl of your favorite calming cannabis, will help ease the mind and invigorate your passion.

At work, you don’t need to be the most potent bud in the garden, but it will help if you are the most thought provoking. Keep people guessing where you will take them stoner Cancer. You still need to have specific goals, but it will require creative, out-of-the-box approaches to achieve them. Your canopy will grow to greater heights than many of your peers this month, but keep your roots firmly grounded. Be humble in your success. Remember stoner Cancer, there is a thin line between confident and cocky.

The brightest and most inspiring aspects this month will come from external forces. Those who are always ready to ride, and down to roll one up, will be a crucial element in lifting your spirits. Be generous with your kindness and friendship. You may not find ‘true love,’ but you will greatly expand your smoke circle simply by being your caring self. We get what we give, stoner Cancer, so keep the good vibes flowing. Even the simplest thing, like enjoying the sacred herb with your fellow stoners, will help to spark excitement in life and keep your passions burning strong.

Cancer October 2018

From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have potential for great change and impact. Will you find a new direction, a new outlook, a new goal? How you play your hand is as always up to you, the crafty stoner crab.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere is expected to change this month. It does not matter if you planned for these changes. Toking a moment for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb can widen your cone of perception. Find ways to be yourself within the confines of the terrestrial plain. Be the agile crab zigzagging up the best path on the wave-whipped rocky shores of life. Opportunities will present themselves, and some will be more tempting than others. Ensure you truly know what you’re landing on before you jump. Being washed back out with the cold pull of the tide, and losing progress isn’t something anyone enjoys. Be cognizant of time, passion, and people needed for larger opportunities. Be confident! You can do this, stoner Cancer. Recall back to your first toke if you will. As with all things, it tokes practice to make the master.

Expect a rush in the personal sphere, and perhaps fetch a pail. Despite the negative connotation of, “When it rains it pours,” you’ll like this rain. For the single Cancers, be sure to set out your pots and pans. In October you will find the possibility of new cannabis companions that could light the fuse that blasts open your new path.

Don your thinking cap this month, stoner Cancer. Fly high above the terrestrial plain with cannabis infused rocket fuel. This broader perspective will help you navigate your path in October.

Cancer September 2018

Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role in your adventure. Just because things are going your way, does not mean you should leave things up to chance. Be ready to grind hard, because the return on investment this month will be more than worth it.

Pay special attention to your inner-workings stoner Cancer. You will benefit this month from many meditative smoke sessions. Whether these are solo voyages, or a full-on smoke circle with the closest partners-in-chronic, let the sacred herb help you release your creative side. While some see cannabis as an escape, you know it can be a grounding force. So, smoke-on stoner Cancer and center those chakras.

The workplace will be the most dynamic sphere in the first fall month. Perhaps it is finally time you branch out on your own to become the master of your own domain! If self-employment is not an achievable prospect at this time, then take time to assess what comes next. Whether or not you are ready to make a move, you should be preparing yourself to act when the opportunity for advancement presents itself.

The personal sphere will require your attention stoner Cancer. With summer coming to a close, and fall quickly approaching, now is the perfect time to gather the crew and hit the road. Get back into the green! This is meant both literally and figuratively. What better place to burn some good bud than out adventuring on the terrestrial plane. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the beach or week long escape far into the forest, get back to nature and remember how deep those roots grow.

Cancer August 2018

Stoner Cancer, there is unfortunate news from the cosmos in the final summer month. You should not rely on any extra support from your planetary patrons. However, there is good news! You have plenty of friends who will be there to help get you by … Thank goodness for best buds. As long as you toke time to soak up some of the summer sun and burn one down with your closest partners in chronic, you will be able to make it through the hazy days in the highest of spirits.

Your energy will be best spent focused in the workplace, Stoner Cancer. This doesn’t mean you should neglect other aspects of life, rather it will require less effort to keep them in positive standing. Be confident in your contributions, but remember to listen to the input from others. You will experience the best results if you team up on the tough problems facing the crew.

Don’t waste time butting heads with those who doubt successful outcomes. Seek out those you work with who want to reach the next level of greatness. Some believe the grass is greener on the other side. You and your closest cannabis comrades at work understand that a garden only produces as much as you put in. So, as long as you keep investing yourself fully into each project, the harvests will always be worth the heavy grind.

Because of your insistence toward spreading the good vibes, you are likely to be surprised at your own ability to turn foes into friends. Even the greatest grudges can be no match for the peace pipe! The healing powers of the sacred herb can overcome the deepest divides, and help to create long lasting bonds. Just be sure to pay attention to the intentions of others. Not everyone wishes you harm, but some will hold you back from your full potential.

It will be important to find this balance. Not everyone will always be headed in the same direction. Just know where you want to go, and align yourself with those who are down for the ride. While you may not always agree on how to get there, your true partners-in-chronic will always stick with you through the hazy times to get to the final destination.

Cancer July 2018

Stoner Cancer, you have plenty of growth you wish to see enacted this month. The good news is you will have more than ample time to implement any and all changes desired. Not only will you have the sun at your back, you will have the moon on your side. Know that what you send out into the universe, you will get back more than twice fold.

It will be important you set aside time for meditative smoke sessions. Your inner peace will extend outward, and our sacred herb will certainly help with expanding the good vibes. Be confident! Your efforts to propagate peace will benefit all those around you. When facing such a prosperous time, it will be your responsibility to share the good vibes with all those you encounter. Now is the time to substantially expand your smoking circle. This does not mean you have to burn one down with every person you encounter, but rather your odds are increased of toking one up with those you do encounter.

The good news, Stoner Cancer, is that you will be able to take it easy on the work front this month. This does not mean you should shurk your obligations or duties. Instead, you will take the role of the slow burning instigator. Your steady glow of inspiration will be the fire needed to ignite those around you. Instead of taking the role of passive onlooker, you should remember that you are the fiery catalyst that keeps the whole joint burning.

On the home front it is recommended you keep the peace pipe packed, and at the ready. While July may provide the sunny backdrop needed to set the stage for encounters with the fam, the ganja may be the required supplement necessary to keep interactions moving forward without conflict. The best advice for all parties involved is to get outside. There is no better remedy for getting back to the basics than a freshly packed bowl and a sunset worthy of photographing.

Cancer June 2018

The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon’s influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament during the period.

Don’t sweat the small stuff stoner Cancer. Too much time focusing on the detailed minutiae will distract you from your broader goals. A great theme song for the month of June will be Float On by Modest Mouse.

On and around the 6th and 20th of the month there could be a break in this clear cosmic weather. But will it be a rain of stress and depression or a flash of love and excitement? Stoner Cancer, you must prepare for either situation. Perhaps a sacred care package of Indica in case you need to hide and cope from the weight of the world; and a Sativa packed adventure smoke box for a last minute trip with cannabis companions. Preparation in advance will help deal with a spike in emotional frequency response around those dates.

This moon compressor will impact both the personal and work spheres. Do not expect large events with a noticeable impact at work. However, if a significant problem does arise in the workplace, take a moment to contemplate with cannabis. The sacred herb can allow you to see the picture more broadly, and perhaps this significant problem is different than it first appeared. An obstacle and an opportunity sometimes are merely a matter of perspective. A meditative smoke session may help you flip the script on a work related challenge you encounter.

It’s the first month of summer stoner Cancer. Get out and enjoy your terrestrial spacecraft with your cannabuds. Summer sun. Summer fun. Everything is better outside!

Cancer May 2018

Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish to manifest. Perhaps it is time for a new wardrobe that represents your ever evolving style. Maybe, you will finally get that gym membership that’s been on your mind. You may also benefit from a change in strains and smoking methods.

Have you ever tried vaporizing the sacred herb? You can expect the side effects to be different from standard rips from a water pipe. Usually more mellow, but longer lasting. A solid meditative smoke (or vape) session early on will help to set the tone for the remainder of the month. This will get you into a more self-reflective mindset which can help you identify the specific areas you feel needs the most attention. If you are not satisfied with the way things are going, you will have the means to change course as long as you bring the motivation.

Stoner Cancer, when it comes to work, it will be important you reevaluate all of your accomplishments with a critical eye. The purpose of this isn’t to pick apart your success or regret mistakes made. Rather, you will learn what can be done in the future to be more efficient with regards to upcoming projects. When you encounter especially difficult problems, don’t be afraid to take a break. It can be helpful to enlist the help of a little herbal inspiration at home, and come back to the issue with a refreshed mind and new perspective. Whether you work for yourself or are just starting a new job, it is important to remember the value of your human capital. Listen to your inner entrepreneur–invest yourself fully in your work now, and you will certainly see positive returns in the future.

May is the perfect time seek out greater social interactions. If it’s been a while since the crew was all together, any reason is a good reason to catch up and of course to burn one down. Maybe your relationships are good, but maintaining them has dropped in priority. Like anything you want to grow, it will take time and a nurturing hand. Everyone has something to gain by gathering the buds and indulging in some of the sacred herb. This time together can be amazingly uplifting and can be exactly what you need to stay grounded.

Cancer April 2018

Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos?  April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life.  This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path.  Truly you will be on the edge of your board seeking balance and quick reaction to the changing elements of the wave of life.

So often I implore the stoner signs to plan and seek guidance from within to help create a path to positivity and success for the time period.  But this month is not normal or expected for the stoner Cancer. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on trust, stability, and versatility.  There is no plan when you drop in on that large cosmic wave. Only trust in oneself and reaction to the ever-changing dynamic of the wave will see you through to the end of the ride.  Live life by the moment without planning. Place comfort and convenience at the forefront so that flexibility in decision making will come with ease.

Stoner Cancer, let’s put together a sacred stash box for April.  This stash box will be like a tool kit for each occasion during the month.  Arm yourself with Sativa, Indica, a hybrid, and edibles. Be sure to keep an eye toward the strength of your sacred herb.  Occasions may pop up where a high CBD strain is needed. This well constructed stash box will assist in maintaining balance within unpredictable situations.  As you live for comfort and versatility you must have diverse tools to enhance a wide range of activities.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, a comfortable and relaxed pace does not allow for ignorance.  As you focus on the cosmic wave directly in front, you may lose sight of your cannabis companions in your peripheral.  Universal support will disappear with any selfish actions that place your flexible movements above the consideration for your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  But alas, this is all part of the delicate dance within the dynamic cosmic wave. You got this stoner Cancer, enjoy the ride!

Cancer March 2018

Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Internalizing your third eye to explore how you relate to those around you will assist in overcoming personal obstacles.

You will have more than adequate energy to overcome all obstacles in the work sphere. Dare I say you may engage your terrestrial autopilot, and lose nothing of significance at work. Work must done, but you will be amazed at your ability to handle everything without strain. The counter to this smooth work period will be a lack of progress and growth.

The universal focus of March will be centered dramatically on the personal sphere stoner Cancer. A medicated meditative smoke session early in the month should focus on patience. Your closest cannabis companions will not have the universal support that you feel in March. Seek patience with yourself and your ambitious personal plans. Patience with your fellow terrestrial astronauts, and recognition of their own struggle with the stars. Be cautious of your expectations of your cannabis companions. You will need support in your cosmic mission, but over reliance on others could leave you short of your goals. In the end, if you can see this in your medicated meditations, you will discover that the fault isn’t in the shortcomings of your partner, but in the expectations of yourself.

Spark one up after the work day is done stoner Cancer. Leave the stress of work behind and vibe with your cannabis companions in your personal life. Minimize the pressure and expectations of your cannabuddies. Patiently plot and plan your adventures. Grow like a sacred weed stoner Cancer.