Cancer

Water Sign – The Crab – June 21 – July 22

Stoner Cancers are exactly like their symbol the crab: A hard outer shell protects a soft inner soul. These protective creatures find themselves puff puff passing amongst close cannabis companions more so than large smoke circles. But their favorite smoke spot is a soft warm private sanctuary.

The well balanced nature of the stoner Cancer leaves all sacred strain possibilities wide open. However, the stoner crab has a higher proclivity for food and baked treats. A deep dive with an edible in comfortable space is heaven to the stoner Cancer.

These stoner crabs are also more likely to find connectivity with their third eye through meditative smoke sessions. The mystical magic of the sacred herb can be honed and amplified by this stoner star sign.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Cancer, you may be ready to load the bong, sit on the couch, and say good riddance to the crazy and hazy days of 2021.  Unfortunately, my chronic-loving Crab, you still have a few more weeks to go before you can embrace the new beginnings of a new year. 

For now, while you shouldn’t expect every challenge to recede, you can expect for the stars to align in your favor.  You will truly be able to slow your roll this December.

If you were to answer honestly stoner Cancer, would you even want an uneventful ending to such a wild year? Probably not.  Don’t worry my stoner Crab, you definitely won’t have time to get bored. Whether it’s puffing and passing the time in your stoney sanctuary, or grabbing your reliable daily driver to brave the cool winter days in search of the perfect snowy smoke spot, your partners-in-chronic are sure to keep you moving.

Stoner Cancer, although the temperature outside might be cold, you can expect your romantic prospects to heat up. Maybe you just discovered your longtime crush is Four-Twenty friendly, and you are finally ready to pack a bowl for two. You may meet your future cannabis companion at the social smoke session you almost passed on. And of course, you may just be feeling yourself this month, and simply choose to enjoy talking and toking with some good buds.

The point is to keep your eyes and mind open. Romance and relationship building don’t have to be your main goal.  Just enjoy the marijuana infused moments, and be ready to light-up and leap-in when cupid does find you.

Stoner Cancer, if you want to make the most of the fresh start the New Year offers, then don’t leave projects unfinished, or bring unresolved baggage with you as you begin the next chapter of your story. 

Amidst all the hustle and bustle of the holidays, it will be even more important to toke time to unwind and unplug. Meditating with the sacred herb will allow you the peace needed to reflect on where you’ve been, and to look forward to what happens next in your stoney saga.

The New Year will be here soon enough, my caring Crab. But for now, you should be proud of how far you’ve come this year, and confident that in 2022, the sky will truly be the limit.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Cancer, you are accustomed to processing the intense emotions that arise as you navigate the unstable streams of the cosmos during the times of tumultuous tides. But, there are many of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts who may easily become overwhelmed when the waters get too rough. 

It’s been quite a wild ride so far this year, and you might be eager to say goodbye to 2021; but be cautioned my chronic-loving Crab:  There are still a few more weeks of chaotic currents ahead, before you get to spark up that final bowl of the year. 

In the meantime, you will serve as a beacon of light to the weary canna-fam as they traverse the uncertain times ahead. Stoner Cancer, you are uniquely positioned to help your cannabis companions stay afloat amongst swelling waves; to offer a place of refuge from the cosmic winds; to be the safe, calm eye within the swirling storm. 

You can’t always control the chaos stoner Cancer, but during this season, you can breathe easy at the thought that you will at least have control over the happenings in your home. YOU get to curate the atmosphere and setting where good vibes and kind buds abound. 

You don’t have to welcome everyone into your smoke circle stoner Cancer.  However, open up your stoney sanctuary to those most in need.  Be welcoming to the worn down terrestrial travelers who need to rest, recreate, and recharge their cosmic spacesuit.  A shared bowl can mean so much in turbulent times.

However, it is important to set boundaries, and to know your limits.  If your stash jar is being drained faster than usual, be on the lookout for the stoner mooch who is always down to pack a bowl, but never seems to contribute to the communal supply. Sharing is caring my sweet stoner Crab, but make sure that the giving goes both ways.  In the end, the motive is love and empathy; but be protected from unappreciated cannabis consumption.

Stoner Cancer, it’s not that you are one who seeks out chaos. But, where others see a challenging obstacle, you see an opportunity to overcome. You are the one who, with or without herbal inspiration, always looks to achieve a higher perspective. 

This November you will have the opportunity to answer your truest calling.  Fulfill the role of Ganja Guru. Light up and rise up, your fellow cannabis companions will need your optimistic outlook!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Cancer, you are often characterized by the unpredictability of your emotions; consistently pulled back and forth between elevated highs and seemingly unavoidable lows. But this October, you can expect to experience a period of true and welcomed peace. 

It will take investment and effort on your part, but you can reach the middle of the path on which you wish to travel. This path of peace you wish to achieve will not be easily gained, but once discovered, it will be much easier to hold onto.

Be mindful my stoney Crab, that the peaceful path you desire may come at a cost. You love tokin’ with your fellow cannabis companions, but oftentimes you can’t help but absorb the emanations of those nearest to you. 

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Because of your highly honed emotional frequencies, and in order to achieve your own sense of Zen, this month may be filled with more solo smoke sessions than you are used to.  Terrestrial travels in October may be resigned to stay-cations or getaways where the only ones invited are you, your favorite piece, and the newest strain of the sweet sensimilla.

The focus on your own wellbeing will not always come naturally.  Be patient stoner Cancer. Know that it will take multiple smoke sessions of mindful meditation with the sacred herb in order to manifest your ultimate goal:  Peace.

You don’t have to be a complete hermit my stoner Crab, but for now you will benefit from a little time away from your usual smoke circle. Don’t worry, your cannabis companions will be there waiting for you when you get back. Afterall, what good is your new found serenity if you don’t have anyone to share it with?

Time away from the canna-crew will help you see and sense the difference between what are truly YOUR feelings, and the negative vibrations emanating from those around you.

There is no secret or special equation to this, just pay attention. If you find yourself feeling down, drained or anxious, look back to who you were around when you felt those emotions. Identifying the common denominator will make it easier to avoid, or lessen, the time you spend with the people who are the source of those unwanted emotions. 

Some of these separations will be temporary stoner Cancer. But others, you may find, are best left to find a new canna-fam to roll with. Either way, you will get a whiff of what the peaceful path smells like, and will most certainly want to reup again next month.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Cancer, if there is one thing you can count on in September, it’s that plans are always subject to change. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to look ahead, just don’t stress too much when you have to alter course, or take a different route, to reach your destination.

These detours, which at first might feel like setbacks or delays, could end up being a stellar blessing in disguise as you are forced to take the longer, but more scenic route. Enjoy the ride stoner Cancer! 

Summer might be coming to a close, but your cosmic endo-excursions show no signs of slowing down.

My chronic-loving Crab, prepare yourself for increased sensitivity to the energy of others.  Both positive and negative vibrations will be felt more acutely throughout the month. You will be torn between helping those nearest you to fix the issues they face, and escaping to secluded smoke spots to enjoy your bowls by yourself, far away from everyone else’s drama.

The secret to keeping the peace during this time of potential emotional tensions will be clear communication; and of course keeping the peace pipe packed and ready to deliver the calming vapors of cannabis. 

Much of the tension that may arise will be the result of simple misunderstandings, or words taken out of context. A little time spent meditating with the sacred herb can have a big impact when it comes to preparing for tough talks. 

Pausing to puff, and find your own center, can help you avoid passing on your own negative vibrations. You want to project the image of being the ever-caring stoner Cancer, not the always-cranky Crab. So make sure you are calm and clear headed before speaking up.

But, remember stoner Cancer, it’s not your mission to point out others’ shortcomings.  There are more constructive uses of your time and energy. It isn’t always easy, but the best way to lift up others is by first being firmly grounded yourself. 

Toward the later days of the month, turn your critical gaze inward, my chronic-loving crustacean. Light one up, and truly see yourself in the mirror.  If you like what you see, then September will be a time to stay calm and toke on. But, if there are things you want to change, then Autumn will be the ideal backdrop for elevated transformation.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Cancer, you are known for being the most cautious and calculating of all the stoner Zodiac; usually you prefer to take the tried-and-true path over the road less traveled. But, this month the chronic-loving Crab will have the chance to get in touch with their more spontaneous side. 

This doesn’t mean you should let all of your inhibitions go up in smoke, but you can allow yourself license to listen when you hear adventure calling.

Go ahead stoner Cancer, indulge in eating that extra edible, spend a little more to get the new piece you REALLY want, or treat yourself to an ounce of your favorite top-shelf nugs.  You’ve earned it! 

And it doesn’t all have to be cannabis related, my methodical Crab. Now is the season to shake up the status quo. Dye your hair a far-out color, or try the new hairstyle you’ve been wanting, but weren’t sure you could pull off.  If you’re feeling that your wardrobe is worn out, now is the time to refresh your threads and let your outer style reflect your hidden inner spunk!

Stoner Cancer, keep in mind that transformation is just a possibility, not a requirement during this period. If you want to completely reimagine how you present yourself to your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, then light one up to spark your imagination and let the metamorphosis begin!

But, you can also embrace smaller, more subtle changes:  Like getting rid of bad habits that might be slowing you down at work, or starting a new workout routine and focusing more on your health.

Just remember that most things are best in moderation stoner Cancer. While there are a seemingly infinite number of new strains to sample, and endless endo-excursions to embark upon, it will be important for you to keep your calculating gaze on the other kind of green:  Your finances.

Stoner Cancer, this means you will have to meditate and reflect on the difference between what it is that you WANT, and what you actually NEED. Toke time to contemplate the cost benefit analysis.  Whether it’s shopping for your new style, or taking off with the canna-fam on one of your many Summer smoke sessions.  

You don’t want to burn through your savings, or your stash, before the sunny season is over.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Cancer, as you move through the warm tides of the season, all eyes will be on you! While you are a moon child, the Summer sun will illuminate your energetic aura, and make you shine even brighter. 

Cannabis hybrid strains should be your go-to green gas as you speed through July.  These balanced buds will keep you grounded while your spirit and confidence are lifted.  This canna-combination should help keep your mood optimistic and positive.  

Show your fellow stoner Zodiac you can stay high and stay humble.

You are feeling good stoner Cancer!  Help those around you to feel their stoniest selves.  But, your desire to lift the spirits of those around you can leave you vulnerable to negative wavelengths. 

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Be mindful of who you share the pipe with during the second Summer month my social Crab.  You are always ready to match bowls, but you also need to be ready to skip the smoke session when what someone is puff puff passing is their bad vibes.

Stoner Cancer, remember that you are the one in control of who you allow into your orbit. Whether it’s for a big, busy project at work, or the chillest weekend smoke sesh, be selective in who you choose to team up with this month. Everyone deserves to be a part of a crew, but they don’t all have to be a part of yours.

It doesn’t take much to make the chronic-loving Crab smile.  Soaking up a Summer sunset smoking kind buds with a few close cannabis companions usually does the trick.  But, there are new destinations and experiences awaiting the stoner Cancer who feels extra adventurous this Summer. 

The cosmic weather forecast for July is calm winds and gentle influence.  This means you can make this month as wild or as restful as you wish stoner Cancer.  Although spontaneity is not usually a trait attributed to the traditionally cautious and intentional Crab, you might surprise yourself by how far your terrestrial travels take you.

Just know stoner Cancer, that sometimes it is okay to see the nug jar half empty.  It is better to burn through your stash with the partners-in-chronic while discovering new and exotic smoke spot locations, than to be stuck at home with plenty of good green, but no one to smoke it with.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here.  While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the past few weeks…month…year. It’s understandable if you’d rather keep it low key, and close to home while you wait for the cosmic winds to calm. You may not travel very far, but with the sacred herb as your guide, June will be a time for spiritual exploration! 

Stoner Cancer, if work requires you to collaborate on any projects this month, be sure to keep the group limited to those who are crucial to getting the job done. You’re not the only one who is feeling a bit off balance.  Your peers may also be working through their own unseen cosmic turmoil. And if you get too many hazy brains together, you increase the likelihood for miscommunication, and potentially hurt feelings. You can avoid unwanted conflict by making sure you express your ideas as clearly, and concisely, as possible. Now is not the time for half-baked suggestions, but for well thought out plans ready to be implemented. For the first couple weeks of the month you should put the pipe down, at least while you’re on the clock. In other words, keep your buds and business separate stoner Cancer. Of course, at home you can toke all the time you want to relax and recreate with your favorite strains; but during the nine-to-five, your team will need you fresh, focused, and ready to grind.

Stoner Cancer it can be nice to reminisce; to reflect on the highs & lows, and all of the grade-A ganja from days gone by. Just be cautious you don’t spend too long scrolling through your old pictures, or you will risk missing out on all the new photo ops, and adventures ahead! While you might start out the month feeling like a lethargic homebody, by the final days of June, you will once again get your Crabby groove back. During this time, you should try to avoid those in your canna-crew that you feel are putting off negative vibrations. It’s not that you can’t empathize when someone is having a tough time, but negativity can be caught like a cold.  

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and exhausting lows. While this might sound daunting at first, remember stoner Cancer that you are the captain of your own cosmic spaceship!  With your keen third-eye sight, and with cannabis as your copilot, you can navigate your way through the cloudiest and most challenging of circumstances. 

Stoner Cancer, career life will be no less stimulating, and equally full of surprises. There may be deadlines that get moved up, or unexpected obstacles which may require next level troubleshooting. With everyone working under increased pressure, it can be easy to point the finger at peers and coworkers when emotions run high. While some might see sensitivity as a weakness, it is precisely your expansive emotional intellect that will help keep the peace in the workplace during this tumultuous time. If things get too heated, take a bake-break stoner Cancer. Instead of grinding your teeth in annoyance at each other, maybe you and the crew grind some sacred buds and toke a different approach. Breathe in the soothing vapors of the sacred herb, and exhale the underlying tension. Then spend the weekend hitting the pipe, and ultimately the reset button. Once everyone is feeling calmer and more refreshed, everyone should start off the week with clearer minds and higher spirits. 

At the beginning of the month, with uncertainty being the only guarantee, you may be tempted to hit the open road to avoid the cosmic chaos. Go ahead my curious Crab and give into your wanderlust! Escape away to your favorite secret smoke spot, or hit the road in search of new ones. Enjoy an adventure to a new destination where nobody knows your name; a spot where  you can be free to laugh, to cry, and to be your quirky sensitive self. Towards the end of the month, after you’ve traveled the wider world, it is best to keep your wanderings closer to home. Spend a little time with your favorite cannabis-loving companions, smoking bowls and sharing stories about your endo-excursions. Relax and refill the reserves stoner Cancer.  Summer will be here before you know it, and there will be no slowing down once the season is in full blaze.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Cancer it’s only April, but already you’ve accomplished more than some people can hope to achieve in an entire year. While there is always more to be done, a higher level to be reached, or promotion to be earned, it is also important to take time to reflect upon and celebrate your successes. What’s the point of grinding as hard as you do if you don’t enjoy the rewards. With spring in full swing, and the days heating up, it’s time to get outdoors; to take in the greenery blossoming all around, and toke up the greens in your pipe. Stoner Cancer, if you are simply feeling too energized, and don’t think you can slow your roll, then at least switch paths, and take the scenic route. 

You are not one who usually craves attention in the workplace my incorrigible Crab. Most days you are happy to let others take center stage while you work behind the scenes.  But this month, don’t sell yourself short. Take the kudos when they’re given, and credit when credit is due. In fact, your coworkers are likely to elect you as the chief-kief-in-command for the big projects. Are you up for the task? Of course you are stoner Cancer!  But, balance will determine how high you will fly. Being able to identify when you are ready to grind in high gear, or when you need to set aside extra time for extended smoke sessions, will help you to maintain a steady and productive pace throughout the month. As long as you keep your mind grounded, and your spirit high, you will be able to ensure that you and the crew are ready to blaze the trails of success.

Stoner Cancer, the smell of the sweet sensimilla won’t be the only thing permeating the atmosphere this month.  There will be romance in the air also.  If you already have that extra special cannabis companion, now is the time to make efforts to show them that you care. Remember stoner Cancer, it doesn’t have to be over-the-top; maybe make them their favorite munchies, and watch their favorite movie; or perhaps a surprise picnic at their favorite smoke spot.  If you are a single stoner Cancer, you are certain to cross paths, and pass the chronic with new and amazing token’ terrestrial astronauts.  And whether romantic, or platonic, relationships grow from these encounters, they are sure to be the kind of people with whom you would gladly share your top shelf stash!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Cancer, the month of March will begin intensely. Every emotion will be felt more deeply and vividly. Yes, the lows might be more draining, but this also means the highs will be all the more exhilarating.  It might sound daunting at first, but being the ever compassionate stoner Crab you are, you will be ready for any extra feels the cosmos might bring. But, if at any time you do feel like you’re approaching your limit, take a pause, toke a puff, and find your peace. It is advised you avoid Sativa cannabis strains this month, and stick to Indica or hybrids. Stoner Cancer, you will already be vibrating at a higher frequency in March so you definitely won’t need any additional stimulation. Instead, find strains that will help you stay grounded, and centered amidst the swirling solar winds.

Stoner Cancer, your first instinct might be to hide your heightened sensitivity in the workplace. Instead of avoiding your emotions, embrace them and channel them into creative and productive outlets. Throughout the month, your dedication and determination will be noticed by your higher ups, and your analytical skills will be sought out by your peers to help solve the tough problems. Inspiration can strike at any time, so keep your notebook at the ready. Some of the best troubleshooting can happen while off the clock. You might find you do some of your best brainstorming in the quiet of your smoke filled living room; just you, your favorite bong, and a fresh bowl of the sacred sensimilla. 

This month, be the chronic-loving Crab with a plan stoner Cancer. As long as you know where your final destination is, it will be okay if you have to take a few detours along the way. In fact, with the days growing longer, you’ll have more time to take the scenic route. Just make sure you have all the necessary supplies before you embark on your next adventure. Grab your favorite toke tool, make sure your stash jar is full, rally the partners-in-chronic, and get to blazing new trails!. Summer will be here before you know it stoner Cancer. Seek out new smoke spots now, so when the weather does finally heat up, you and the canna crew will know all the best places to light up.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with a clean slate. Now is also a good time to go through the stash box, and get rid of any greens that have gone brown, or strains you know that you’ll never actually smoke. Whether it’s starting over with an updated to-do list, or purging your herbal supplies, February will offer the much needed reevaluation of projects and priorities.

Stoner Cancer don’t take any tensions in the workplace personally this month. While you may be party to the problem, it will be important to remember that everyone is experiencing heightened emotions during this time of cosmic miscommunication. The remedy to opposing viewpoints is open conversation and communal commitment to getting the job done. Not everyone has the same taste stoner Cancer. Some are team Indica, some are forever team Sativa. Just like your smoke sessions at home, it will be up to each member of the team to find their own preferences and strengths.  Blaze ahead until you’ve burned through all the work that needs to be done.

Stoner Cancer, even in the most tumultuous times, you will always be able to get by with a little help from your friends. Even if your coworkers question your motives, or if you doubt your abilities, you have partners in chronic who believe in you. Those in your inner smoke circle will always be ready to help you haze up the room and clear your mind. My feisty Crab, you will always be safe to explore life, the universe, and everything when in the presence of your closest cannabis companions. Whether your travels lead you to your favorite remote smokespot, or your journey is as far as your couch, you will always be ready for the next adventure when you have good greens and great company.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Cancer you are often the one who will show up to help out a friend in need. Ready to offer caring words of encouragement when someone is feeling down, and sharing some of your sacred stash to help pick them up. But, when you spend so much time looking out for others, you risk neglecting your own needs. Start off the new year by looking inward my stoner Crab.  Solo smoke sessions will be a must in the early days of January. Every moment spent meditating with the sacred herb will sharpen your third eye sight; helping you to see through the haze, and realize your highest potential.

Your coworkers are always glad to have you on their team stoner Cancer. You are reliable and resourceful when it comes to tackling the tough tasks, and getting the job done. This month you will have the opportunity to take the lead on important projects.  It will be a chance to show the crew that you are truly the stoney Crab with a solid plan. While you may be excited by the prospect of bringing everyone to the next level, such success can bring more attention and praise than you are accustomed to. It’s okay to accept the kudos!  Especially when they have been earned. Just remember there is a difference between confident and cocky. So, keep it cool stoner Cancer. After a long day’s work, light up a bowl in celebration of a job well done. While the sacred herb can lift your spirits, it will also keep you humble. A reminder that even if the sky’s the limit, you have to be firmly grounded if you want to grow.

Stoner Cancer January can be a time for fresh starts and resolutions, but you don’t have to change everything. You can also choose to nurture seeds you planted long ago. Maybe this means dusting off the old paint brush, and creating something new.  Perhaps you will try crafting some of those tasty cosmic cookies you always meant to bake. Whatever your inspiration or interests are, make time for old hobbies and new passion projects. Share these stoney activities and your most excellent endo, only with your closest partners-in-chronic. Sharing is caring, but keeping the smoke circle small during this season will ensure you are not burning your cosmic candle at both ends.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Cancer summertime is not the only season when the livin’ is easy. Even in the middle of winter you can expect bright and shiny times ahead, filled with good greens and red eyes. The secret to keeping the positive vibes flowing is to keep it simple. Take this time of peace layden days to get some rest. It’s not that there will be no stems or seeds in the bag of life, but you get to decide whether or not you smoke them stoner Cancer. In other words, it’s ultimately your choice how sweet and smooth, or how bitter and harsh the days of December will be. 

Relations in the workplace will not be unmanageable, but will require a little finesse on your part to keep things moving smoothly. You have the knowhow and ability to get the job done, but there may be coworkers who will try to harsh your high. There will always be critics my hardened Crab; but remember, you don’t always have to listen. When haters try to bring you down, light one up and rise above. Let the saboteurs and negative Nancy’s do their thing, while you stay steady on your grind. After all, you have bigger goals stoner Cancer. Your performance in the past months have resulted in the higher ups taking notice. But, that promotion is not guaranteed.  Find your voice, speak up, and let them know you are ready. 

Stoner Cancer during the holidays, sharing is caring.  There will be plenty of good cheer to spread around. Cannabis companions may even be skeptical as to what’s got you in such an elevated mood. The big secret to your special spunk is simple, sweet greens and good people. It has been a long and trying year stoner Cancer, but you get to choose your future. You can fire up a bowl and fret about all of your shortcomings, or you can light one up and imagine all the positivity on the path ahead. As long as you take each day one puff at a time, you are certain to start the new year with the highest expectations.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Cancer, by now the warmth and fullness of summer may feel like a lifetime ago.  Just like the trees, you find yourself feeling like something is missing.  Your once lush branches are bare, and your vibrant aura seems like a shadow of its previous radiance.  But remember stoner Cancer, just like the leaves fall, so too will they grow back.  Don’t worry about outer appearances and how others see you; instead look inward, and get back to your roots.  Spend time with your favorite sweet, sticky sensimilla sacred strain, and turn your third eye sight inward.  Some will see you blowing smoke and say you have your head stuck in the clouds, but you know that the sacred herb can do much more than just get you high:  It can keep you grounded.  Find the center and plant yourself there.

Stoner Cancer during this time of new growth, you will have a unique opportunity to try out new approaches to lingering obstacles in the workplace.  Not every idea will be a good one, but you will be in a position to flex those creative muscles.  The best strategy will be to start with quantity and transition to quality.  Sow as many seeds as possible in the early days of November.  By the middle of the month you and the team will know which ideas should be nurtured, and which should be weeded out.  Be efficient with the renewed energy and resources you have stoner Cancer.  If a project is not yielding the predicted outputs, don’t waste time trying to ‘make it work.’  Instead, redirect your efforts into those that produce actual results.  Just remember that the success of any endeavor will require collaboration with all your peers.  Even if it was your idea, it will take the entire crew to put it into action.  While this means you are likely to have to share the credit, remember that a win for all is also a win for one.  

While you can’t predict what lies ahead this season, you will always be able to rely on your stoner fam to weather the worst of storms.  Whatever the cosmos has in store, together you can help to keep each other’s mood bright.  And it won’t take much to keep spirits high stoner Cancer.  Sometimes all you need is good green, and an evening tokin’ and talking with those you care about most.  This month will be a reminder it’s not always how far you travel that makes a great adventure, it’s who you choose to share your pipe and journey with. 

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Cancer you were burning at full flame throughout the Summer months; so much that you may not always have taken the time to look before you lept.  With endless Summer days to adventure, it didn’t matter as much which path you chose, they all lead to a hazy and happy conclusion.  But now as you transition into the Winter months, you will have to be more decisive with your next moves.  At least for the first week of October, make time to take a pause and toke a few puffs before you push forward.  You don’t have to plan everything for the rest of the year my contemplative Crab.  Just spend some time with the sacred herb, and envision where you want to be.  Of course you may stray off course, but as long as you start your journey with your center grounded, and your smokeables well stocked, you can progress in peace knowing you will ultimately reach your desired destination.

When it comes to work, you may be feeling like a cog stuck in the machine:  Spinning nowhere fast in an endless grind.  It might sound cliche at first, but you are in control stoner Cancer; you can be the change you want to see.  Whether you see the stash jar half full or half empty is just a matter of perspective.  If worklife is feeling like a slow burn, figure out what you need to do to turn up the heat!  Maybe there is a passion project you’ve been dreaming about for a while.  Well it’s time to turn these herbally inspired ideas into action!  Enlist like minded peers who share your aspirations.  Together you can bring innovation to daily operations, and lift the company to a higher level of accomplishment and efficiency.  At the end of the day, you don’t always have to envy greener grasses stoner Cancer, sometimes all it takes is a little more effort, and investment, to make your own garden flourish.

Stoner Cancer this month your home will be a vibrant hub of beautiful chaos.  It’s a high likelihood that the stoner fam, and your closest cannabis companions, will choose your house as the designated smoke spot for October.  While you might welcome the company, and the smoky nights spent with your best buds, don’t let it come at the expense of your own needs.  Speak up stoner Cancer.  If you need a break from the social scene, take one.  It’s always nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes what you really need is to sit alone in a quiet space, and pack a bowl for you.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Cancer don’t be discouraged, stay lifted!  Although September marks the closing of Summer, it also is the beginning of the next stoney chapter in your cosmic cannabis chronicles.  While you may be excited to get started on the fun projects you have planned for the fall, it will be crucial that you finish up any endeavors from the past couple months.  Whether it’s your literal or metaphorical garden, you don’t want to ruin your crop by harvesting too soon.  Stay diligent until the job is done.  Then, pack a fresh bowl, and toke time to fully enjoy the fruits of your labor.  You’ve been steadily grinding, and putting in the work stoner Cancer, so you can relax and roast your favorite strain of the sacred herb guilt free!  And after this celebratory smoke session, you will be ready to pursue ever higher aspirations.

Stoner Cancer when you are not busy smoking good green, you should be singularly focused on growing your financial green.  Maybe you want to get your closest cannabis companions an extra special gift for the fast approaching holiday season.  Perhaps you are overdue to treating yourself to that new bong you’ve been eyeing.  Whatever your motivation stoner Cancer, start saving now!  Whether you pick up extra hours, or apply for a next level position, you will have the chance to show the higher ups that you mean business.  Just know that you should not expect the universe to deliver such opportunities in a neat little baggie.  If you truly want to advance, it will take a show of interest, and demonstration of initiative on your part stoner Cancer.  But, once you spark the embers of motivation, there will be almost nothing that can keep you from blazing your way to the top.  

When it comes to weather patterns of the homefront, there are no hurricanes on the horizon; but unfortunately tranquil days are not part of the forecast either.  Fortunately, how you embrace these emotional currents is completely within your control stoner Cancer.  Make sure the peace pipe is handy, and the stash is plenty, whenever the stoner fam gathers.  The difference between minor disagreements with friends, and a major disruption of good vibes amongst your partners-in-chronic can come down to perspective.  My lovely Crab remember, it’s always better to burn bowls instead of bridges.  As long as you are able to share the sacred sensimilla, you will always be able to puff puff pass on senseless confrontation. 

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Cancer you spent the last month moving at a mile a minute, soaking up the sun, and finding the sweetest smoke spots.  While you should keep blazing trails, and continue your stoney adventures, August should also be a time to take pause.  Toke time to reflect on where you’ve been, so you can look forward to where you want to go.  In other words my lovely stoner Crab:  Make sure you set aside time to stop to smell, and smoke, the flowers.  You don’t have to be a master of meditation, just light one up, mellow out, and connect with your inner self.  You may be happy with what you find stoner Cancer.  But, these short, yet frequent, moments of introspection can help you keep your chakras aligned, and deepen your Zen state of mind.  The greater your bliss, the better you will be able to share your positive vibrations with your stoner family.

You have accrued substantial karma points with your work performance so far in 2020.  Although it wasn’t always easy, your persistence, and dedication has meant successful outcomes in all of your endeavors.  Stoner Cancer now it is time to cash in on your hard work and investment.  While you can thank the sacred herb for helping you rise above, you only have yourself to thank for moving higher up the ranks in the workplace.  You might finally get the position you have been working towards, or maybe it’s time to completely change your surroundings with a new company.  However you decide to switch it up, you will find yourself in a better position to showcase your abilities, and can expect more green on payday.  

Stoner Cancer, do you believe in a thing called love?  You should!  Whether it’s your lifelong partner-in-chronic, smoke circle friends, the canna-fam, or your newest cannasseur compatriot, good vibes and kind buds will be the common thread that ties you all together.  It’s summer after all; temperatures and spirits are only going to get higher.  Bumps and bruised feelings are always a possibility, but with a little help from your favorite strain, and the peace pipe, any obstacle can be overcome.  With everyone floating along on a happier, higher frequency, you can get back to what really matters:  Spending time tokin’, talkin’, and puff puff passing the smoke-filled summer days.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July

Summer is in full swing stoner Cancer.  Amidst all the sweltering and sultry sunny days, remember you are writing your own story.  You are the author of your own adventures, but you should prepare for fellow celestial stoners to join you on your cosmic escapades.  During July, you will have full confidence, and faith, of those in your herbal-infused orbit.  The only person you will have to worry about disappointing is yourself my lovely stoner Crab.  However, this should be of little concern as long as you stay moving onward and upward.  Summer is the ideal time for seeking secluded smoke spots, or hitting the road with a full stash, and no particular destination in mind.

Stoner Cancer, it may be enticing to put off the mounting to-do list, but remember, the tasks won’t take care of themselves.  Tackle the big projects early in the month.  While the pipe might be calling, it will be best to address current issues with a clear mind.  It may seem tedious during the initial phases, but by getting a couple projects out of the way, there will be more time outside of the office to toke up, and pursue more herbally enhanced undertakings.  Persistence is the key stoner Cancer.  As long as you put in the time on the clock, you will make way for next level adventures with your partners in chronic.

The endo-excursions of summer may be vast and endless stoner Cancer, but your smoke circle should be kept to those you know.  While sharing kindness and kind buds is usually a positive act, it will be important to learn the intentions of smoke circle acquaintances before inviting them into your canna-crew.  The best advice for the month of July:  Stay confident stoner Cancer.  Once you know who is down to ride, you’ll know who is down to roll one up.  As long as you spend the Summer season with your favorite strains, and your favorite stoners, July will unfold as a most unforgettable month.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

Those who are fortunate enough to smoke with the stoner Cancer, know the chronic-loving crab always has the best buds.  And often there is an unspoken understanding that they will help when it is time to light up the sacred herb.  While some might find this unsolicited expectation annoying, you embrace the puff puff pass mantra wholeheartedly:  Knowing that sharing truly is caring, and a dank reward unto itself.  But remember there is a fine line between generosity and naivety.  Impolite overreach within the cann-crew is not always meant maliciously.  They can’t help but want to be in your smoke circle.  In June, the planets are not the only things that have aligned in your favor. Whatever you’re doing, it’s working stoner Cancer.  Maybe it’s all those meditative smoke sessions, but you have found your groove, and those around you have noticed.  Your aura is radiating, and your fellow stoner star signs cannot help but be attracted to your vibrant and positive vibes.  

In the realm of work you are in it to win it stoner Cancer!  Your creative approach to tough challenges will bring to completion projects well past their due dates.  You may get peculiar looks from your skeptical peers when you first present your plans, but let the results speak for themselves.  It won’t take long for your coworkers to realize your ideas are anything but half-baked.  Know that your unconventional, yet imaginative tactics are not in endless in supply.  You can refresh and rejuvenate your mental muscles with consistent smoke sessions.  Off the clock of course!  

Stoner Cancer, be strategic when selecting your cannabis strains this month.  A THC dominant hybrid is recommended. The THC will help to spark and inspire creative cerebral activity, while the CBD will keep you grounded and centered.  By making sure neither is too high, you will be able to keep motivated without getting distracted, and stay relaxed without getting stuck on the couch.  Success will be directly correlated to your ability to achieve this balance.  

Whether it’s a freshly crafted joint, or hitting the open road to a secluded smoke spot, friends and lovers alike know you’re always down to roll.  And this summer will be filled with adventures of both kinds stoner Cancer!  While the seasons change, one thing that will remain constant are these good vibes between you and your cannabis companions.  With no foreseeable clouds hanging over personal relationships, all that will be left to do is to grab the snacks, the camera, and the stoner fam to start blazing those stoney trails!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Cancer it is said that April showers bring May flowers.  Sometimes wading through the gloom is necessary to get to brighter skies; but it can be difficult to see the sunny days that await on the other side.  Hang in there my lovely stoner Crab!  The rainy start to your month will soon transition into a time of lasting radiance.  Stop, and smell the flowers stoner Cancer.  Smoke the flowers, and keep those good greens well stocked.  Those who look for greener grasses will find them in your stash jars.  Be on the lookout for those who may similarly be looking under the weather.  Because you were once there, you will be uniquely positioned to uplift those who may be feeling down, and think they should lie low.  With your charisma, and a little herbal inspiration, you can be the chronic catalyst needed to get everyone feeling in higher spirits.

Work life will start much the same:  A notably slow start, especially in the first week.  But it will heat up throughout the month, until you achieve and maintain a substantial and steady burn.  This will only be achieved if you allow yourself to let go of outdated methods, and possibly take a couple losses on past passion projects.  Instead of dwelling on what didn’t turn out the way you had imagined, use these setbacks as teachable moments.  Identify what worked, and what didn’t.  Spring is a time of rebirth, and recreation stoner Cancer.  Time spent recreating with the sacred herb at home can also be time for self reflection.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions will provide the opportunity for seeing old problems in new ways.  Channel your inner smoker.  If you had an eighth of that kind bud, and no way to smoke it, what would you do?  You would figure it out my creative Crab!  It is this kind of creativity which will turn a slow starting month into a series of successful endeavors.

The theme of change will be no less when it comes to interpersonal relationships.  But, just because things are new, does not mean they will be negative.  Open yourself to external influences.  You may be the one supplying the positive vibrations, but if you allow others to channel them, the sky is truly the limit for what you can achieve together.  Create sweet hazy clouds together stoner Cancer.  Stay happy together.  Summer will be here soon enough.  You, and your cannabis companions, will be ready and waiting on cloud nine when it does.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Cancer the weight of cosmic waves of influence may have you feeling sluggish and stagnate lately.  But, you can expect a new spring in your step as the days grow longer, and brighter skies appear on the horizon.  Of course, you can help yourself by getting back to the basics. Stick to strains that will promote energy, and an elevated mood.  Super Silver Haze, some Sour Tangie, or the ever classic Lamb’s Bread can all assist in rejuvenating the spirit as you rediscover your groove.  Outlook is not the only thing that will improve by finding the best green for your needs. Overall creativity and increased problem solving skills are welcomed changes expected early in April, and will only increase as you progress through the month.  

Be forewarned stoner Cancer:  On your journey to greater heights, be on the lookout for those who want to bring you down.  This is especially true in the workplace. There is no use wasting time trying to change a critic’s opinion. Instead, team up with peers who are focused on getting the job done.  Focus on producing measurable results. Do not waste energy on those throwing shade on others’ successes. In short, be yourself stoner Cancer. Whether it’s your coworkers or members of the smoke squad, don’t waste time listening to the naysayers. If someone doesn’t like you for you, it might be time to find new people for your canna-crew. Sharing is caring when it comes to the green stuff, not unwanted negative opinions! 

Stoner Cancer one realm where you will have nothing to fear is on the homefront.  You’re safe there. While we are not quite to the summer of love, things are heating up!  Both romantic and platonic relationships will expand, evolve, and deepen. As the trees blossom, connections with your closest buds will grow, flourish, and become stronger than ever.  Please remember, just like cultivating the greenest gardens, maintaining healthy relationships takes work. Unlike the workplace, compromise will be key to keeping close ties with your cannabis companions. Keep communication a two-way street stoner Cancer. If tensions do develop, there is always the great equalizer in the peace pipe.  There are few issues that can’t be resolved by sharing a bowl, talking it out, and trying to see the other person’s point of view. As long as you are willing to meet in the middle, you will always have those who are ready to roll one up and down to ride.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Cancer March could be seen as walking on a bed of hot coals.  Scary, with the potential for danger, but rewarding and empowering after completion.  The planetary forecast this month is cloudy with a chance of sunshine. A bit rainy at work with a high probability of sun breaks at home.

Know thyself stoner Cancer.  Toke time this month for meditative smoke sessions focused on how your stellar star sign traits reflect out into the world.  Looking in the mirror can be difficult, but great terrestrial knowledge could be looking back at you. Holding feelings close to the vest could be perceived as cold hearted.  Your perception of privacy within professionalism can be perceived as cold and insensitive. Avoid defensive reactions, and understand the perspective of others. You don’t have to break with your perception of privacy within professionalism to communicate more within the work sphere.  You don’t have to change who you are, but understanding how you come off is crucial. Often, clear communication can solve problems with perceptions.

All this third eye vision focused on self reflection to fight negativity in the workplace fits perfectly into the planetary positioning of personal influence.  Deep dives into the reflection in the mirror should be coupled with concerted moments of self care in March. Thus, these medicated moments all lead to an opportunity for self improvement, and a mental health breakthrough.  Meditative smoke sessions in March will lead to self repair and self care. Within your quest to see how you are perceived by your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts there will be Easter eggs of enlightenment on your path toward better emotional and physical well being.  Supplement the solo smoke sessions with a regiment of CBD medibles. Analytical staring in the mirror can bring anxiety to the surface. The CBD regiment will assist dampening the negative effects of these deep dives into self.  

The full Moon on the 9th is an important date.  The cosmic influence of March will shine brightest on this date.  This will be the perfect time for that deep medicated solo dive into self.  Looking into the mirror to analyze your reflection can be scary, like that hot bed of coals; but after your journey is complete, the rich rewards will propel you toward emotional progress.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to improve your connection to smoke circle canna-buddies and coworkers. You are so brave my stoner Crab, you can do it!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

Whoa stoner Cancer, the New Year got off to a smokin start.  In January the pressures of a cosmic existence shaped you into a dank frosty nug.  In February the pressure will ease, but important terrestrial foundations will start to form under the surface.

Most of the beautiful images we see of lush green cannabis gardens come at the peak of cultivation.  What is not seen is all the hard work, nurturing, and effort put into our little sacred ladies. That magic garden all starts from a simple seed, and a lot of love.  February will be a time to plant the seeds of success for future harvest in 2020.

Unleash your creativity stoner Cancer.  The Chemdog strain of the sacred herb will assist meditative smoke sessions to delve deep into self, and bring out those cosmic seeds of inspiration.  Toke time throughout the month to connect the inner self with your outward direction. Now is the time to discover where it is you want to be when your garden grows.

This is also the time to build solid habits.  You are going to be a fountain of ideas. If you don’t record them, how are they going to sprout into saplings of progress?  It’s time to start an idea journal stoner Cancer. For each person this will come in different forms, but the action to memorialize these sparks of creativity is what is necessary.  What may seem far-fetched at the moment might be the missing piece for progress in future periods. Keep it. Hold on to it. Build on it.

A special date for you this month is the 23rd.  This marks a New Moon. Seek comfort and companionship with your smoke circle and close cannabis companions.  Roast celebratory bowls to feed and celebrate friendship. Perhaps this ganja gathering will provide the nutrients to grow your grand ideas into a garden of accomplishment.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope January

Quick!  Stoner Cancer, prepare yourself!  Puff puff pass on the stress early in the month.  Pressure of the economic grind will weigh you down early in January.  The weight will not be crushing, but the potential to frazzle your nerves will be high.  Seek the calming nature of the sacred herb to soothe the nerves, and see through the stress as a momentary blip within the grand cosmic design.

Once you make it through the rough start, the stress from the workplace will be counterbalanced with personal enlightenment.  Whoa dude, lots of heavy notes in this cannabis vision. All of these things correlate to each-other. Think of the pressure packed beginning to the month like gears loosening within the cosmic machine.  These same types of gears will loosen for you personally also. So the cosmic influence that creates pressure and stress in one factor of life, could also cause enlightenment and progress in another. Contemplate that over a joint!

If you need a bottom line to the cosmic confusion, it would be this:  Whether you are ready or not, you will be traveling a great distance in January.  Both positives and negatives come from such a heady excursion. Remember you are not on this terrestrial plane alone.  Cannabis companions are there to give you comfort and fellowship. Over a shared bowl you might find they are dealing with their own chaotic cosmic moments as well.  With cannabis communion, we are stronger together. 

Stoner Cancer the beginning of the year will be a fluid situation.   You may feel different vibes from the universe, depending on what gear has been loosened in life.  Approach the period with flexibility in your sacred strain selection. I would recommend keeping a cannabis tool kit of sorts to deal with the roller coaster of emotions.  Sativa strains for those breakthrough manic moments when you are ready to take on ambitious tasks. Indica strains for those moments when you need to take a break to view the pressure packed moments from an alternate perspective.  Perhaps a high CBD strain to recover from the weight of pressure, or the flight of ambition. With contemplative thought applied to your sacred herbal assistant, you should travel through all situations safely. Godspeed stoner Cancer.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Cancer as we transition from 2019 into the great unknown of the year to come, one thing is certain:  You are going to be noticed. While the days grow darker more quickly, your glowing aura will be impossible to miss. This means you can expect great growth in interpersonal relationships, both platonic and romantic. New relationships can grow quickly, from the smallest seedling of attraction, to fully blossoming love, and all the stages in between.  If you are not prepared for this bountiful endowment of affection, you may find yourself feeling a bit out of your depth. Remember, knowing is half the battle stoner Cancer. You may not know what romances are around the corner, but you know best what you need to maintain your spiritual equilibrium. Before you pursue potential partners in chronic, or a cannabis companion finds you, be sure to find your own center.  As long as you ground yourself firmly, and let your roots grow deep, you will be ready to weather whatever the cosmos brings.

Work life will be demanding stoner Cancer.  This increase in demand will not be daunting, but rather many parties will beckon and compete for your attention. This does not mean every twinkling eye or simple smile is secretly seductive. There is an acknowledgement of your consistent work ethic, and a desire to get your constructive opinion.  You can use this close proximity to your advantage: Make your ideas heard! If you are fortunate enough to have an occupation where you get to puff, puff, puff towards progress with your coworkers, then be sure to capitalize on such an opportunity. Creative smoke sessions can result in next level thinking, and endo-expansive ideas.  While some say the sky’s the limit, it is advised for the crew to revisit all high minded ideas during more grounded mindsets. If the plan still sounds solid under these alternative circumstances, then green lights are a go.

Although you are approaching the end of this particular year, toke time contemplating the importance of returning to the beginning.  It is not intended to expand the ego, stoner Cancer, but ultimately, it all starts with you. You will have many opportunities for social interactions; a plethora is by no means an exaggeration.  So, it will be up to you to decide when you need to seek out social smoke sessions with your tokin’ partners in chronic, and when it is time to seclude yourself away for solo, meditative smoke sessions.  Both will be required to finish the year off right, but it is up to you to decide which is needed and when.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

It’s a new moon, stoner Cancer, and November brings all the promise of a new you! The trees are losing the last of their leaves, and this period offers you the same opportunity of shedding old tendencies to make way for new beginnings. The thought of change might at first sound scary; but keep calm and toke on, stoner Cancer. Don’t stress out! Not everything needs to happen all at once. The beauty is you get to set the pace. As long as you light the fire of progress in the early weeks, you will be able to maintain a slow and steady burn throughout the remainder of the month. Remember, a thriving garden does not manifest overnight. Plant the seed of influence: With patience and persistence you will ultimately end up with a beautiful and bountiful harvest.

My lovely Crab, it’s not that struggles and troubles will be less in number or intensity this month. In the spirit of new beginnings, a fresh and novel perspective can make all the difference. November is an ideal time to branch out and try new greens, especially Sativa dominant strains. You are working to expand your horizons, and the creativity invoking properties of sweet, sticky Sativas can help to elevate your consciousness to higher levels. During this expansive exploration, don’t neglect your mental health. You will know best, but seek out the settings that you need to keep the good vibes going. When you’re feeling low, gather the cannabis crew to spark one up and get lifted. If you feel like you’re moving too fast, toke time for self with a medicated meditative solo smoke session.

Day to day you may find yourself wondering what’s missing. A better way to frame it is this: What’s the long game stoner Cancer? You may not necessarily feel stuck, but are you where you want to be? To get to great rewards, we at times have to take on some risk. Get out of your comfort zone, but be deliberate in how you proceed. Now is a time to reflect on how you allocate your resources. This means your monetary finances, yes, but also your human resources. You wouldn’t want to blow through the bank account, anymore than you should burn through the whole stash jar in one smoke session. Similarly, you should be strategic as to how, and who you invest your energy. It may take more than sacred cannabis consultations to figure out a balanced budget. Sometime during the month, you will have to put down the pipe to pick up the pen and paper. Just know that once you have leveled out the ledger, you will be free to light one up and rest a little easier.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Cancer your true nature will shine in October. The stoner crab is soft on the inside, and hard on the outside. The second Fall month will be split into two halves in which both of your characteristics will protect and pull you forward.

The two halves of October will be split by the Full Moon on the 13th. A natural ease of movement in the first half will be replaced by a protective stagnation. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for intuition and perspective. The keys to this period will be a connected third eye and increased communication.

The full moon on the 13th divides universal influence. Socialization with smoke circle acquaintances will be easy going before this mark. After, you may become stuck in your own head with constant contemplation. The second half of the month will be great for tuning into your internal self. Self discoveries from internal deep dives with the sacred herb will assist in long-term progression. These discoveries won’t be broadcast to coworkers and the smoke circle, but it will help you relate to all of them. However, during this introspective time, you must force yourself to interact with cannabis companions. Completely shutting yourself off from fellow toking terrestrial astronauts could lead to a downward spiral of self reflective depression. Toke time to share a joint and communicate with your close canna-buddies.

As a general sacred herbal prescription for October, consider a strict diet of Sativa strains. They possess fun uplifting energy for the easy flowing early days of the month, and anti-anxiety clarity for the latter days. Sacred Sativa strains are also beneficial for intuition and communication.

Stoner Cancer don’t sweat the workplace drama. At times you may feel cold, excluded from the activities at the water cooler. Remember stoner Cancer, you are there to work. The idle drama of coworkers isn’t something you are missing out on, it’s something you are avoiding. Soar high above the gears of the economic machine, and see your place within the grinding mechanism. Do you take pride in a job well done, or knowing all the business of coworkers? Puff Puff pass on inconsequential pressure of the workplace.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

How are you feeling stoner Cancer? How are you really feeling? Of course, you are the only one who can answer this question. This month will be one long journey of figuring it out. Slowly but steadily your emotional enigma will begin to take form as you figure out where each piece of the puzzle fits. It will be a long process; but eventually the fragments will come together, revealing the bigger picture of something beautiful. In the end, you will emerge feeling more complete and confident. But know the process and path towards this end will be dynamic, demanding, and at times … daunting.

Sometimes in order to know where you’re headed you have to look back on where you’ve been. Medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout September will help you contemplate harmful emotional situations of the past. What decisions contributed or caused these undesirable outcomes? What path might you have traveled differently knowing what you know now? While you can’t go back and change them, you can use this knowledge to help influence future endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye. Sweet and stimulating Sativa strains will be the most beneficial to this cause. They can contribute to clarity of the mind and sharpness of the spirit.

Stoner Cancer there will be times this period when the only way to settle the inner voice of apprehension, is to engage it. There might be a part of you that constantly wants to point to “what happened last time.” It is important to acknowledge this, but it is also okay to puff, puff and pass on the fear that is holding you back. Self care will take you much further than self harm, even if that harm is hesitation. You can combat this stagnation by establishing a self health regiment: Exercise, create, recreate, recharge and repeat. What inspires you, my stoner Crab, can ignite you. Allow your inspirations to be a driving force, and let your passions burn away the doubt.

The highs and lows of the period will be felt, both socially and in the workplace. You may find it difficult to hide your inner struggle from your peers. Communication will be at the heart of the emotional roller coaster. Seek out a higher vantage point with the sacred herb. Understand that communication is a two way street stoner Cancer. You must be willing to meet your cannabis companions on the same level. The message you send may not always be the same as the message received. If confusion persists, don’t let it linger. Toke on it, and talk it out. Don’t let misunderstanding cloud the conversation of life.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

August will be a time of repair and reflection for the stoner Cancer.

The final summer month should not be labeled as selfish, but cosmic influence will support an internal focus. There will be many opportunities to steal away from the hustle, bustle, and drama of the terrestrial world. Your mission is to seek out and toke these opportunities where they come.

There is no sacred strain prescription for you this month. Moments of clarity and internal connection will be found in unlikely places. Even though a medicated meditative deep internal dive with the sacred herb in a quiet dark room is on the agenda, energetic activities may also provide moments of deep internal contemplation. Pack a bowl and seek your soul whenever the opportunity arises. Even within crowds of terrestrial astronauts you will be able to float away to the depths of your being.

Use these solitary moments of contemplation to align your terrestrial experience with your cosmic mission. Often we veer off the path of progress when we battle the obstacles of the material world. There is something your internal guide needs to share with you. Perhaps there is something wrong with your cosmic spacesuit you have been ignoring. Or there is an obstacle you’ve been avoiding that is blocking your path. The meditative sessions with the sacred herb will illuminate these issues, and allow you to truly see what needs to be accomplished. Not for the world around you, but for yourself.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: Do not lock yourself away for all of these medicated internal journeys. This temptation may persist throughout the month. Even though the dramatic noise of smoke circle squabbling can distract you from your internal thoughts, there will be moments available with the cannabis crew for deep introspection. However, if the noise of fellow terrestrial astronauts is too much to hear yourself think, be sure to have your escape hatch ready for launch.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Cancer an unusual planetary alignment will cover the second summer month. Cosmic forces will push against your good nature. This flip flop of supported character traits might come as a blessing in disguise. The cosmic anomaly will bring newfound ambition and confidence. A more strident and authoritative stance could feel like a super power for the stoner crab.

Keep calm and smoke on stoner Cancer. Maintain a keen third eye on internal grounding. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for adjusting your desired temperament. Balance will be key, so stock your sacred stash box with hybrid strains. Select a Sativa dominant strain for those powerful confident moods where your new super power is ready to be unleashed upon the world. Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety with an Indica dominant hybrid when the unusual planetary alignment creates an unsorted feeling.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: July’s cosmic turbulence is like surfing a wave. Balance and stamina is the key. If you lose focus or determination, you could risk drowning under the wave.

And get ready to ride immediately stoner Cancer. The newfound powerful tone will present itself in the workplace early in the period. Are you strong enough to wield this power? You can do it! Start off the month with your Sativa dominant hybrid. Use the Indica dominant hybrid to fall back and reassess if things don’t work out. As turbulent as this cosmic wave may feel in the moment, you have limitless options to find positive progress.

For single stoner Cancers, this dynamic period will be positive and rewarding. The versatility in your lifestyle will give you the necessary flexibility to maintain balance in a shifting environment. Be sure to stick to your own instincts and internally guided path. Do not let others lead you in July. For stoner Cancers with a partner-in-chronic, July is optimal for planning and familial gatherings. Ride the chaotic wave to positive blessings.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Cancer the planets have shifted past their bright and energetic phase of influence, and now the celestial climb has changed to freedom! This new planetary alignment will assist in freedom of movement. Progressive anchors will be lifted, and you will be free to move toward internal desires and destinations. Toke a moment with a Sativa hybrid to consider what would bring you joy to your life. Dive deep with this meditative smoke session. Do not focus on the now, but the long term. When your destination becomes visible on the horizon, focus on the path and push ahead.

No nets of life can contain the agile, troubleshooting ways of the self motivated stoner Cancer. This period is best traversed by eager Cancers that are self motivated. After your true internal direction is attained, leave the deep meditative dives behind. While walking the path, internal contemplative soul searches will only lead to more questions, and obscure your grand vision on the horizon. Keep your smoker’s travel kit packed with airy Sativa strains of the sacred herb. Remain focused and motivated progressing toward your desired reality.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere may feel like rowing up a sand dune in a paddle boat, staring at the same palm tree in the distance wondering, “Why?” Remain steadfast and keep your third eye gaze on the prized oasis ahead, and don’t question management’s bizarre methods. Instead use these moments to check everything over in detail. Be sure to dot your I’s and cross your T’s. It should all make sense in time.

June’s terrestrial travels will require some attention to your smoke circle. This could also mean finding new canna-buddies. Don’t shy away from opportunities to find budding friendships! Understanding that we’re all in this journey together, and leaning on one another for assistance or advice in times of need, will be crucial to overcoming the obstacles of the first summer month.

A final kernel of wisdom my dear stoner Cancer: Any monetary assets gained in this span could be put to better use in future periods. It is suggested to save now for a more fruitful harvest ahead.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Cancer cosmic rays of energy will shine down on your sign in the final Spring month. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades. This bright solar impact will provide loads of energy, but it could also burn if you don’t apply the right protection. Fear not my lovely stoner crab, I have the right tools to keep you flying high in May.

The beginning of the month will be crucial. Early in the month toke time for a solo meditative smoke session focused on confidence and direction. Center yourself before embarking on your terrestrial travels in May. The strain or species of the sacred herb does not matter. The energetic influence of the universe will not matter if you are not firm about your internal confidence and progressive direction.

Buzzing energy will draw bees to the hive, and you will be the honey. Watch out! Common sense and a little restraint may be required to make it through May unscathed. First, my lovely single stoner Cancers: Don’t over do it! Sprinkle in a measure of responsible consideration before buzzing about pollinating all the flowers. Second, my strong partnered stoner Cancer: Focus solely on your cannabis companion. If you go play to close to the sun, your domestic shelter may not be there next time it rains. Remain grounded, but enjoy fluttering your flirtatious wings. Keep smoke sessions light to keep your head from getting lost in the clouds, but impactful to maintain your internal grounding.

This connection to your internal self will be crucial to success in May. The strong flow of energy will be great for work and activities, but cannabis companions may be in a different planetary alignment. Short sighted impulse can hurt the stoner Cancer in May, and cause problems with canna-buddies who may not understand the frenetic energy of the period. Smoke on it stoner Cancer. New information in May must be verified before action results. Act with full throated desire once accurate information is obtained.

Avoid burnout stoner Cancer! After the full moon of the 18th, the energetic action of May will kick into another gear. Lean on cannabis companions and canna-buddies when the dynamism and chaos reach red line levels. Brief smoke sessions with a balanced hybrid strain could help see you through the dynamic end of Spring.

In the end many lessons will be learned, and an epiphany of self discovery is probable. You got this stoner Cancer.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Cancer celestial bodies have aligned in the second Spring month to assist you in terrestrial harmony with the space and consciousness around you. Like whoa dude, I know. A stonerfied version of this phrase would be, your actions will have a higher likelihood of success in April. So breathe deep with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Seek the positivity the universe is shining down on you. Find the blessings of your cosmic position with a deep medicated meditative smoke session.

I have the perfect meditation tool for you this month stoner Cancer. 432 hertz is the harmonic healing frequency. Utilize this magic frequency with your herbal inspired meditation. Use this frequency as a tuning fork to connect with your inner voice and desire.

Alas stoner Cancer, April isn’t about meditating your way to a high consciousness! It’s about testing your desires and ideas in real world action. Use the sacred herb as a surgical tool. Utilize a deep Indica strain for solo harmonious meditative dives to connect your inner being with positive cosmic vibrations. Contrast this meditative herbal inspiration by utilizing a rich Sativa strain for real world terrestrial action.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, this harmonious period will be wasted without action. For every stoner Cancer the plan and action will be different, but the rewards from the cosmos the same. Celestial alignment supports harmony between internal desires and physical manifestation. These words are true in your personal and work spheres. The action may be different for each stoner Cancer, but the first step is a shared experience. The blessings of the universe are reaching out, but you must first seek harmony with the celestial bodies before moving forward with your terrestrial adventures.

The full moon of the 19th will mark a transition from heavy work to a brighter social period. Once the full moon passes, all the hard work and energy applied will seem like an investment in contentment. Seek balance in the final 10 days of the month with a low THC, high CBD hybrid strain. This change-up with the sacred herb will help transition periods and avoid hard charging burnout after intense deep focus and hyperactivity. Nobody likes a burnout stoner Cancer. Toke time for personal care before the end of the month.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Cancer it is true: Even the greatest garden grows from the tiniest of seeds. However, the first month of spring won’t be about sowing new sprouts, but instead nurturing your existing greens. In order to know where you are headed, it is important to know where you come from. While you do not want to live in the past, getting in touch with your roots will be a crucial prerequisite to future growth. Close friends and family should be the focus of attention and efforts in March. While it can be nice meeting new people and making new canna-companions, stoner Cancers should keep their smoke circle limited to familiar faces in March.

Deep rooted stoner Cancers should feel more secure mingling among their fellow bud-loving bees in the terrestrial hive. You and your canna-crew are sure to create a buzz among the stoner community. You will see that your optimism and good vibes are contagious! Get out there! Mix it up, and pollinate positivity to the wider budding world around you!

Stoner Cancer when it comes to your work sphere, be diligent and be deliberate. It is best to take your time, and ensure accurate execution in all your tasks. This month you will be successful in your undertakings if you follow the three A’s: Assess, Address, and Act. Be sure to gather all relevant information so you can thoroughly assess what needs to be done. Only then will you be able to address each aspect of a project and properly prepare. Lastly, you must act! A plan is only as successful as its implementation. Move forward confidently in your ability to produce results stoner Cancer. Potential allies in the workplace and new cannabis companions should be approached in a similar fashion – with positive and clear intentions. While it can be exciting tokin’ out with new acquaintances, be sure to let the smoke clear before establishing lasting connections.

Remember stoner Cancer, not all self discoveries come from quiet contemplative thought. This month, instead of a deep meditative personal dive into one’s self, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek personal progression in your surroundings and the magical marijuana community. Socializing with the swarm will lead to elevated adventures, and a higher hive consciousness.

Cancer February 2019

February will be a bright and successful period for the stoner Cancer. If life was a garden, the stoner Cancer would be like a beautiful budding sprout. You will have many buds blossom if you tend them right during this invigorating period! The expansion of your smoke circle is almost certain, so be on the lookout for the next smoky sensation to sidestep into your life.

Spontaneity has universal support in February; so contemplate creativity with your upcoming obstacles and solutions! Know that there will be moments ahead in which you will feel stretched thin with all of the possible options laid out in front of you. Fear not stoner Cancer! Trying to please everyone, or accomplish every single task will leave you drained. You know what to do. Trust yourself, and make choices and decisions that feel right to you.

This month is also an ideal period for personal growth. Whether it’s a new hobby, interest, group, or club, just get out there and get involved! Social interactions will be smiled upon by the cosmos on the whole. Meditate and contemplate with the sacred herb if you need inspiration. Seek understanding from your inner guide on a personal direction. Make sure you don’t ignore digital socialization, but don’t rely solely on it either. Get out with your smoke circle! The bottom line is simple: Do it all! Flutter on by like a butterfly catching an updraft on a warm summer breeze. Just float on, you beautiful social creature you.

In your work sphere, now would be the perfect time for a good old fashioned collaborative think tank. Teamwork will help get you through the toughest decisions and obstacles. Hit the drawing board without limits or expectations. Even if your ideas are inspired from your hazy smoke filled dreams, they are worth considering. Thinking outside the box with a few creative cannabis solutions could be exactly the thing you need.

Cancer January 2019

Progress isn’t done with you yet stoner Cancer, and this time it has been joined by achievement! That is to say, the universe has arrived in January with welcomed support. Celestial bodies have aligned to bless the stoner Cancer with support in multiple life spheres. As long as you are willing to do whatever it takes, this period will be an amazing time of breaking through barriers that have long hindered your progress. If you’re unsure of where to begin, then it’s time to take a medicated meditative smoke session, and ask your internal self. All the answers lie within.

Somewhat like a tap dancing horse, your career will take the front stage this month. Your part in the economic grind will have you running hard like a racehorse. But remember to remove the work blinders from time to time to toke a moment among your family and best buds. Loved ones and canna-buddies don’t blink out of existence when you’re caught up on the latest work adventure. Progress in all areas requires a keen eye toward balance in effort and attention.

Not all career achievements come from nose-to-the-grindstone effort in the workplace. Networking, teamwork, and even social activities will boost your position. Consider participating in some team building activities. And if the situation comes to break out the peace pipe, you’ll be ready to get the positive vibes rolling. I’m not sure why you would ever want to skin a cat, but there are certainly a lot of ways to achieve progress at work.

Toke a look in the mirror stoner Cancer. What do you see? January is a great month to improve yourself and your internal image. The better you feel about yourself, the more the world will embrace you for who you are. It’s time to take steps in January to actively work on you, for you. Be the change you wish to see. What a blessed month this is sure to be.

Cancer December Horoscope

Stoner Cancer December will be a time for great introspection and notable progress. As long as you keep your focus on bettering the self, the sky will truly be the limit. This will require active effort on your part. With proper focus, you will align those chakras and find your next level of zen. Meditative smoke sessions should be often and plentiful. Sometimes you will need to toke solo, setting the scene to reflect on past and future endeavors. Other times you should recruit your canna-companions to rest and reflect with a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, embracing the healing properties of Indicas and Sativas alike.

Inspiration is all around you, stoner Cancer. Just because your goal is personal growth, does not mean you should ignore the advice and wisdom of others. There is much knowledge to be gained by listening to others’ and viewing the world through their lens.

When it comes to the nine to five, stay on your grind. Be diligent stoner Cancer! You will be on the right path as long as you keep moving forward. It is advised to keep your smoke sessions off the clock. Success will be easily attained, but only if you avoid unnecessary distractions. The best advice this month is to keep an open mind. You can expect the workplace to bring a few challenging obstacles. Just remember, you can overcome each challenge by remaining diligent, and not going at it alone. Additionally, do not turn off your emotional compass stoner Cancer. Empathy for and from your peers will be the determining factor between success and failure in this period. The more perspectives there are addressing a problem, the greater the odds are for a creative and successful solution.

Just like in the workplace, when it comes to the personal sphere, teamwork will be key. Some have said, “you get by with a little help from your friends.” This month, stoner Cancer, with the help from your closest partners-in-chronic, you will thrive. You have many fellow cannabis enthusiasts who are more than willing to help you share the load of the daily grind. And, if your canna-buds are in short supply, December will be an ideal time to expand your smoke circle. Whether it’s sharing the bowl or the burden, you can count on your bud-loving buddies to see you through this December.

Cancer November 2018

Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can’t always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are going nowhere fast, which is why you should avoid couchlock or being reckless with your herbal recreation time. You will not need any extra help slowing things down, so choose when you take your smoke sessions carefully.

You may want to consider taking a tolerance break this month stoner Cancer. This does not necessarily mean you need to give up the ganja completely. But you must be more strategic about when you take your toke time. There will be situations which will require a clear, logical, and focused mind. On the other hand, it will be equally important you set aside time to rest and realign your chakras. Perhaps this month your smoke sessions should be solo missions. Spending time by yourself, meditating with a freshly packed bowl of your favorite calming cannabis, will help ease the mind and invigorate your passion.

At work, you don’t need to be the most potent bud in the garden, but it will help if you are the most thought provoking. Keep people guessing where you will take them stoner Cancer. You still need to have specific goals, but it will require creative, out-of-the-box approaches to achieve them. Your canopy will grow to greater heights than many of your peers this month, but keep your roots firmly grounded. Be humble in your success. Remember stoner Cancer, there is a thin line between confident and cocky.

The brightest and most inspiring aspects this month will come from external forces. Those who are always ready to ride, and down to roll one up, will be a crucial element in lifting your spirits. Be generous with your kindness and friendship. You may not find ‘true love,’ but you will greatly expand your smoke circle simply by being your caring self. We get what we give, stoner Cancer, so keep the good vibes flowing. Even the simplest thing, like enjoying the sacred herb with your fellow stoners, will help to spark excitement in life and keep your passions burning strong.

Cancer October 2018

From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have potential for great change and impact. Will you find a new direction, a new outlook, a new goal? How you play your hand is as always up to you, the crafty stoner crab.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere is expected to change this month. It does not matter if you planned for these changes. Toking a moment for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb can widen your cone of perception. Find ways to be yourself within the confines of the terrestrial plain. Be the agile crab zigzagging up the best path on the wave-whipped rocky shores of life. Opportunities will present themselves, and some will be more tempting than others. Ensure you truly know what you’re landing on before you jump. Being washed back out with the cold pull of the tide, and losing progress isn’t something anyone enjoys. Be cognizant of time, passion, and people needed for larger opportunities. Be confident! You can do this, stoner Cancer. Recall back to your first toke if you will. As with all things, it tokes practice to make the master.

Expect a rush in the personal sphere, and perhaps fetch a pail. Despite the negative connotation of, “When it rains it pours,” you’ll like this rain. For the single Cancers, be sure to set out your pots and pans. In October you will find the possibility of new cannabis companions that could light the fuse that blasts open your new path.

Don your thinking cap this month, stoner Cancer. Fly high above the terrestrial plain with cannabis infused rocket fuel. This broader perspective will help you navigate your path in October.

Cancer September 2018

Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role in your adventure. Just because things are going your way, does not mean you should leave things up to chance. Be ready to grind hard, because the return on investment this month will be more than worth it.

Pay special attention to your inner-workings stoner Cancer. You will benefit this month from many meditative smoke sessions. Whether these are solo voyages, or a full-on smoke circle with the closest partners-in-chronic, let the sacred herb help you release your creative side. While some see cannabis as an escape, you know it can be a grounding force. So, smoke-on stoner Cancer and center those chakras.

The workplace will be the most dynamic sphere in the first fall month. Perhaps it is finally time you branch out on your own to become the master of your own domain! If self-employment is not an achievable prospect at this time, then take time to assess what comes next. Whether or not you are ready to make a move, you should be preparing yourself to act when the opportunity for advancement presents itself.

The personal sphere will require your attention stoner Cancer. With summer coming to a close, and fall quickly approaching, now is the perfect time to gather the crew and hit the road. Get back into the green! This is meant both literally and figuratively. What better place to burn some good bud than out adventuring on the terrestrial plane. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the beach or week long escape far into the forest, get back to nature and remember how deep those roots grow.

Cancer August 2018

Stoner Cancer, there is unfortunate news from the cosmos in the final summer month. You should not rely on any extra support from your planetary patrons. However, there is good news! You have plenty of friends who will be there to help get you by … Thank goodness for best buds. As long as you toke time to soak up some of the summer sun and burn one down with your closest partners in chronic, you will be able to make it through the hazy days in the highest of spirits.

Your energy will be best spent focused in the workplace, Stoner Cancer. This doesn’t mean you should neglect other aspects of life, rather it will require less effort to keep them in positive standing. Be confident in your contributions, but remember to listen to the input from others. You will experience the best results if you team up on the tough problems facing the crew.

Don’t waste time butting heads with those who doubt successful outcomes. Seek out those you work with who want to reach the next level of greatness. Some believe the grass is greener on the other side. You and your closest cannabis comrades at work understand that a garden only produces as much as you put in. So, as long as you keep investing yourself fully into each project, the harvests will always be worth the heavy grind.

Because of your insistence toward spreading the good vibes, you are likely to be surprised at your own ability to turn foes into friends. Even the greatest grudges can be no match for the peace pipe! The healing powers of the sacred herb can overcome the deepest divides, and help to create long lasting bonds. Just be sure to pay attention to the intentions of others. Not everyone wishes you harm, but some will hold you back from your full potential.

It will be important to find this balance. Not everyone will always be headed in the same direction. Just know where you want to go, and align yourself with those who are down for the ride. While you may not always agree on how to get there, your true partners-in-chronic will always stick with you through the hazy times to get to the final destination.

Cancer July 2018

Stoner Cancer, you have plenty of growth you wish to see enacted this month. The good news is you will have more than ample time to implement any and all changes desired. Not only will you have the sun at your back, you will have the moon on your side. Know that what you send out into the universe, you will get back more than twice fold.

It will be important you set aside time for meditative smoke sessions. Your inner peace will extend outward, and our sacred herb will certainly help with expanding the good vibes. Be confident! Your efforts to propagate peace will benefit all those around you. When facing such a prosperous time, it will be your responsibility to share the good vibes with all those you encounter. Now is the time to substantially expand your smoking circle. This does not mean you have to burn one down with every person you encounter, but rather your odds are increased of toking one up with those you do encounter.

The good news, Stoner Cancer, is that you will be able to take it easy on the work front this month. This does not mean you should shurk your obligations or duties. Instead, you will take the role of the slow burning instigator. Your steady glow of inspiration will be the fire needed to ignite those around you. Instead of taking the role of passive onlooker, you should remember that you are the fiery catalyst that keeps the whole joint burning.

On the home front it is recommended you keep the peace pipe packed, and at the ready. While July may provide the sunny backdrop needed to set the stage for encounters with the fam, the ganja may be the required supplement necessary to keep interactions moving forward without conflict. The best advice for all parties involved is to get outside. There is no better remedy for getting back to the basics than a freshly packed bowl and a sunset worthy of photographing.

Cancer June 2018

The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon’s influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament during the period.

Don’t sweat the small stuff stoner Cancer. Too much time focusing on the detailed minutiae will distract you from your broader goals. A great theme song for the month of June will be Float On by Modest Mouse.

On and around the 6th and 20th of the month there could be a break in this clear cosmic weather. But will it be a rain of stress and depression or a flash of love and excitement? Stoner Cancer, you must prepare for either situation. Perhaps a sacred care package of Indica in case you need to hide and cope from the weight of the world; and a Sativa packed adventure smoke box for a last minute trip with cannabis companions. Preparation in advance will help deal with a spike in emotional frequency response around those dates.

This moon compressor will impact both the personal and work spheres. Do not expect large events with a noticeable impact at work. However, if a significant problem does arise in the workplace, take a moment to contemplate with cannabis. The sacred herb can allow you to see the picture more broadly, and perhaps this significant problem is different than it first appeared. An obstacle and an opportunity sometimes are merely a matter of perspective. A meditative smoke session may help you flip the script on a work related challenge you encounter.

It’s the first month of summer stoner Cancer. Get out and enjoy your terrestrial spacecraft with your cannabuds. Summer sun. Summer fun. Everything is better outside!

Cancer May 2018

Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish to manifest. Perhaps it is time for a new wardrobe that represents your ever evolving style. Maybe, you will finally get that gym membership that’s been on your mind. You may also benefit from a change in strains and smoking methods.

Have you ever tried vaporizing the sacred herb? You can expect the side effects to be different from standard rips from a water pipe. Usually more mellow, but longer lasting. A solid meditative smoke (or vape) session early on will help to set the tone for the remainder of the month. This will get you into a more self-reflective mindset which can help you identify the specific areas you feel needs the most attention. If you are not satisfied with the way things are going, you will have the means to change course as long as you bring the motivation.

Stoner Cancer, when it comes to work, it will be important you reevaluate all of your accomplishments with a critical eye. The purpose of this isn’t to pick apart your success or regret mistakes made. Rather, you will learn what can be done in the future to be more efficient with regards to upcoming projects. When you encounter especially difficult problems, don’t be afraid to take a break. It can be helpful to enlist the help of a little herbal inspiration at home, and come back to the issue with a refreshed mind and new perspective. Whether you work for yourself or are just starting a new job, it is important to remember the value of your human capital. Listen to your inner entrepreneur–invest yourself fully in your work now, and you will certainly see positive returns in the future.

May is the perfect time seek out greater social interactions. If it’s been a while since the crew was all together, any reason is a good reason to catch up and of course to burn one down. Maybe your relationships are good, but maintaining them has dropped in priority. Like anything you want to grow, it will take time and a nurturing hand. Everyone has something to gain by gathering the buds and indulging in some of the sacred herb. This time together can be amazingly uplifting and can be exactly what you need to stay grounded.

Cancer April 2018

Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos?  April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life.  This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path.  Truly you will be on the edge of your board seeking balance and quick reaction to the changing elements of the wave of life.

So often I implore the stoner signs to plan and seek guidance from within to help create a path to positivity and success for the time period.  But this month is not normal or expected for the stoner Cancer. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on trust, stability, and versatility.  There is no plan when you drop in on that large cosmic wave. Only trust in oneself and reaction to the ever-changing dynamic of the wave will see you through to the end of the ride.  Live life by the moment without planning. Place comfort and convenience at the forefront so that flexibility in decision making will come with ease.

Stoner Cancer, let’s put together a sacred stash box for April.  This stash box will be like a tool kit for each occasion during the month.  Arm yourself with Sativa, Indica, a hybrid, and edibles. Be sure to keep an eye toward the strength of your sacred herb.  Occasions may pop up where a high CBD strain is needed. This well constructed stash box will assist in maintaining balance within unpredictable situations.  As you live for comfort and versatility you must have diverse tools to enhance a wide range of activities.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, a comfortable and relaxed pace does not allow for ignorance.  As you focus on the cosmic wave directly in front, you may lose sight of your cannabis companions in your peripheral.  Universal support will disappear with any selfish actions that place your flexible movements above the consideration for your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  But alas, this is all part of the delicate dance within the dynamic cosmic wave. You got this stoner Cancer, enjoy the ride!

Cancer March 2018

Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Internalizing your third eye to explore how you relate to those around you will assist in overcoming personal obstacles.

You will have more than adequate energy to overcome all obstacles in the work sphere. Dare I say you may engage your terrestrial autopilot, and lose nothing of significance at work. Work must done, but you will be amazed at your ability to handle everything without strain. The counter to this smooth work period will be a lack of progress and growth.

The universal focus of March will be centered dramatically on the personal sphere stoner Cancer. A medicated meditative smoke session early in the month should focus on patience. Your closest cannabis companions will not have the universal support that you feel in March. Seek patience with yourself and your ambitious personal plans. Patience with your fellow terrestrial astronauts, and recognition of their own struggle with the stars. Be cautious of your expectations of your cannabis companions. You will need support in your cosmic mission, but over reliance on others could leave you short of your goals. In the end, if you can see this in your medicated meditations, you will discover that the fault isn’t in the shortcomings of your partner, but in the expectations of yourself.

Spark one up after the work day is done stoner Cancer. Leave the stress of work behind and vibe with your cannabis companions in your personal life. Minimize the pressure and expectations of your cannabuddies. Patiently plot and plan your adventures. Grow like a sacred weed stoner Cancer.

Cancer February 2018

Stoner Cancer February will prove to be a month of electricity. As you walk the terrestrial plane you will feel connected to everything in a more vibrant way. Electric Feel by MGMT is an excellent song to add to your February playlist. Even though all this sounds tantalizing as a theme for the month, it also comes with dangerous prospects. Another way to think of this cosmic alignment is by placing yourself near the sun. Hot and bright, but all your senses will be exposed.

Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Your focus and attention must be placed squarely on preparation for the raw emotional exposure you will go through. Clear your mind. Find a mantra with control and calm at the heart. With raw emotions exposed to solar flares, your temper can explode under pressure. But hey, stoner Cancer, you are a chill terrestrial astronaut right? February will require you to embrace your stoney chill side. No matter the species or strain, the sacred herb will be your spirit guide away from the searing heat of the solar flare. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.

The workplace has an equal opportunity for dynamism. When it comes to interactions with coworkers, please keep the above words in mind with calm and control. You do not want to deal with coworkers with white hot raw emotions at the forefront. Every explosive situation can be circled back once a chill spirit has been summoned. As for a change of jobs, this is also possible in such a dynamic period. Have you consulted your inner voice? Have you medicated with the sacred herb and floated high above to see your life plan laid out? A job change in February could be an amazing pivot point in your life stoner Cancer; but only if your actions are centered from logical thought and not raw emotion.

Slow down stoner Cancer, enjoy the bright moments, but avoid the moments that are too hot to hold.

Cancer January 2018

Stoner Cancer, it can be readily said the new year brings all the promise and possibilities a fresh start can offer. This does not mean that you will not have to exert any effort at all, but rather all of your investments will be certain to produce positive results–all you have to do is try. Overall, you will have time to do it all, so take time and be deliberate in all of your actions. You should diversify and explore the many strains and varieties of our favorite herb. Sticky sativas will provide those extra creative energies to help you to tackle tricky tasks that lie ahead. While it is advised to explore indicas to help you to relax and recharge your spirits before undertaking new projects.

While you should definitely take time to plan any future endeavors, don’t stress on getting every detail perfect. Plans are subject to change and you should be flexible so you can avoid being disappointed when not everything plays out exactly how you expected. Your efforts at work will be noticed by supervisors and higher ups. It may actually be time for you to join the ranks of management and expand your responsibilities at work. Which means you are best advised to keep the pipe at home. If you are able to keep work life and herb life separate, you are certain to get the best of both worlds. Whether you are looking to advance through the ranks at work, or if you just want to do your job the best you can, you are entering a time of great prosperity and success. Do not worry if you do not receive immediate praise for your accomplishments. Remember that you are playing the long game, Stoner Cancer, accolades and acknowledgement will come in their own time.

For Stoner Cancers in an established relationship, it will be important to pay close attention to your partner’s needs. It will be likely to encounter a few rough patches, none will be so serious as to be unsolvable. The best remedy to counter romantic troubles is to double down and be honest with our feelings. Those who may not currently have an extra special bud should expect to encounter potential suitors. Regardless of relationship status, you should pack all of your bowls for two. You never know when those closest to you may need a little pick-me-up. Your kind smile and kind bud can make a world of difference to those who might need a little help from a friend.

Cancer December 2017

Stoner Cancer December is the time to get back to the basics. While the holidays are sure to keep you busy, you will find pleasure in the little things. So, allow yourself the time to stop and smell (or smoke) the buds. This month will be great for makeovers. Whether, you are feeling adventurous to try out a new hairstyle and wardrobe, or a full revamp of your dwelling spaces, go nuts! Spark up some sweet smelling sativas to help channel your inner creativity and turn your ideas into outer realizations.

You will achieve a wonderful balance between mind, body and spirit. Others might say you can’t do it all, but your actions will clearly prove otherwise. As the month progresses you will only settle further into your cosmic groove. The quality of your work performed and successes on the job will be surpassed only by the positivity you bring to your peers and friends alike.

The creative mindset before mentioned, will be accompanied by a tangible willingness to try new things. Just say “YES!” Stoner Cancer. Whether you get invited to a large dinner party, an intimate smoke sesh, or a friend wants to show you their big buds. You should turn nothing down. Now, it should be noted, that you do not need to give into every whim, especially if it will bring you suffering. Be engaging, not reckless.

On your journey through the cosmos, you will encounter a multitude of people who will join you on your travels. You’ll be irresistible this month, so you should expect a great deal of company. Being surrounded by so many fellow seekers and smokers may require you sometimes to lead. This might mean being somebody’s ganja guru, guiding a new smoker through their first space cruises. Or, being the shoulder of solace for a cannabis companion. So, light up that fire, Stoner Cancer, no matter what trail you blaze, you will be leading your cannabis companions to new highs.

Cancer November 2017

Stoner Cancer, you are known for working hard and getting the job done no matter how big, or small the task at hand. But, it may be time to aim these energies and abilities into a different direction. Perhaps your hobby is painting watercolor, braiding hemp, gardening, or any creative outlet that is not currently a facet of your career. Well, the changing seasons might be the ideal time to take the steps toward getting paid for your passions. When not working hard, it will be important to set aside time to fly solo and fire up a bowl of your favorite sacred strain. This will provide the needed headspace for self-reflection and planning for significant career changes ahead.

While focus on work will take up a substantial amount of your human resources, you can expect homelife to carry a much lighter tone. It’s a common practice for folks to do “spring” cleaning. But, Stoner Cancer, Fall is as good a time as any to make changes and rearrange your dwelling. It could be subtle changes like hanging new pictures of your favorite summertime smoke spots, or maybe you have more drastic remodels in mind like new paint and a comfy new sofa to act as your launch pad for all of your cosmic cannabis adventures. Your efforts to make your house more homey is sure to inspire your best buds and make all who enter feel welcome and wanted.

Your inner and outer beauty will be noticed by all the fellow travelers you encounter on your journey. And, journey you should Stoner Cancer. After a long stint of very hard work, it is time to treat yourself and go exploring. Whatever the final destination might be, be sure to have all your necessary supplies: your favorite portable pipe, some kind bud, and good company. This adventure will help to refresh the spirit, cultivate your closest relationships, but most importantly it will supply you with new inspiration for your future artistic endeavors.

Cancer October 2017

Stoner Cancer, it will be easy to notice that amidst all your struggles and challenges this month, the ends can certainly justify the means. It is understood that not every lesson worth learning will come easily. But, it may serve you well to keep in mind that it is your approach and matter of perspective that is the difference of seeing an obstacle or seeing an opportunity. While our herbal habits might keep us going with the flow, it will be up to you to figure out your final destination. Spend whatever time is required, meditating with your favorite variety of cannabis. You will notice that after a solid smoke session, you will feel rested and re-energized and ready to take on the world.

While work will require a substantial investment of your energies, it will not demand all of your resources. Be prepared to fulfill job expectations and you will be sure to surpass them. Since work will be mostly uneventful, albeit demanding, you will be ready to explore your more creative capacities. After a good day’s work, Stoner Cancer; roll one up, burn one down, and feel free to traverse the cosmos with cannabis as your guide. Because you will have additional resources outside of work, you will be able to pursue unconventional activities. You may try out making THC infused baked goods for the first time, or allow yourself to act more silly after smoking a cerebral Sativa. Whichever path you travel, your journey is certain to produce memories that will last long after you’ve devoured the brownies.

Your strong efforts, Stoner Cancer, should be backed by an even stronger resilience. While others may notice your elevated peaceful aura, you do not want to come across too passive. The cosmos has blessed you with a unique opportunity to produce positive results in all of your pursuits. Don’t waste this gift. You have a fire inside that is there to ignite inspiration within family and friends. Be sure to spread around the kindness and the kind bud: everyone is certain to benefit from good company and great greens. While the herb might be loud, your positivity will be heard even louder.

Cancer September 2017

Stoner Cancer, during the month of September it will be highly recommended that you stick with Sativas, this will enable you to keep your energies up, instead of finding yourself flopping down too much on the couch. You do not want to waste the opportunities you will have to add new accomplishments to your personal and work resumes. While there are some smokers that are already preparing for winter and bundling up, you are ready get the most out of whatever fair weather the fall might provide. Be sure to set aside specific times to enjoy our tokes; you want to be pleasantly surprised, not caught off guard when the unexpected comes your way.

Stoner Cancers can expect to have to make meaningful decisions with regards to work. Not all of them will be drastic, but they will have lasting results. Perhaps for some, it will be time to look for new employment. For others, however, they will be entrusted with a project that may not usually be under their domain. When this is the case, it will be important to note that the best decision or course of action may not always be the most obvious. In fact, it may not even be one of the options being considered. Be confident in your creative and critical thinking. Your sativa-streak at home may be just that extra encouragement to get the job done. And once the deed is done, you will find yourself genuinely amazed with the abilities that even you hadn’t known you possess.

Even acquaintances who normally might not keep you in the highest regards, will be drawn to your magnetic aura, Stoner Cancer. It could be your noticeable confidence, or your tangible positive vibe, but you will emit an undeniable radiance. You should use this influence to help to foster calm and peace to those nearest you. Sharing is caring, Stoner Cancer. Whether this means inviting friends over to break in your newly acquired water pipe and share in a plethora of munchies. Or, being there with a freshly rolled joint and an open ear for a family member who needs a listening ear. You are in a special position to help those around, so perhaps the best advice is simply to remember to, ‘share the love.’

Cancer August 2017

Opportunity knocks in August stoner Cancer. Growth in matters of the heart and spirituality are likely during the final summer month. However, there will be little control you can place on these opportunities. August will be like a picturesque train ride through the country. You could sleep and miss the splendor or look intently at the magical creations of the universe. Don’t be afraid to take a deep dive into meditative smoke sessions during August stoner Cancer. You must be in tune with your third eye to reap the rewards of the cosmic gift placed before you. Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Turn your third eye inward stoner Cancer, and see yourself. I call this introspection without intent. You are not trying to fix, adjust, or analyze anything about yourself. Witness your human and spiritual growth in real time and truly see the perception of your reality. Don’t shy away from what you see. With this insight you will be able to take the steps to nurture growth in the way you want to shape your life.

Are you passionate about your work stoner Cancer? If not you may be out of tune with your universal wave length. You must find time for your true passion to regain balance and harmony. If you are in love with what you do in the workplace, then everybody better get on board. Your efficiency and productivity will be supercharged in the final summer month. Nothing will impede your momentum.

August could be a month where love is in flux. It is most important to value yourself fully at this time. Tough decisions, or even sudden passionate decisions, are more easily decided when you are in balance with yourself and your surroundings. Cannabis companions and loved ones can’t help you with these matters that are so personal to you. Witness yourself and follow the guidance of your third eye. Flux and change can be positive for the growth of a beautiful butterfly.

Cancer July 2017

Stoner Cancer, as we progress through the summer months, you will be in no short supply of opportunities for growth in most aspects of life. Perhaps you have been contemplating taking up a new hobby. Maybe you’ve never gotten around to learning how to roll one up. Or, maybe you want to venture into culinary experiments in the kitchen. And, even better, you could combine the two and try your hand at cooking with cannabis. Whatever your interests are, this July is the time for new undertakings. If you find yourself encountering obstacles that seem too much to handle, remember that you are surrounded by loved ones that will be more than glad to help in whatever way they can. If you are able to use the buddy system, you and your friends will prove to be an unstoppable team.

Your ability to see the bigger picture, Stoner Cancer, will prove to be your greatest asset in the workplace. The fact that you are able to look at what will come next will only inspire you to give your all to the tasks immediately in front of you. As long as you are able to leave the pipe at home and maintain a clear head when at work, you are likely to advance to a higher position and to be entrusted with more responsibilities. You may even discover that you are accomplishing your to-dos with a noticeable ease. If you find that work is not proving to be enough of a mental challenge, use your energies to channel change.

This July, Stoner Cancer, will present you with ample opportunity to extend your inner smoking circle, if you wish. Whether you are single or already have a certain cannabis companion, you will encounter new faces and potential friends. Just like at work, these longer days will be best suited for big thinking. While flying solo may not satisfy this need for accomplishing great things, if you those that are down to ride (or roll) with you, the level of accomplishment will only be magnified. So, as a group, figure out what wants to be done. Together, you are guaranteed to make it to your final destination.

CANCER JUNE 2017

Stoner Cancer the first month of summer will be an important time period for personal growth. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on internal confidence and trust. Trust in your inner voice and third eye vision will be tantamount to your success in June stoner Cancer. A keen alertness will be required. But not toward defense of negative situations, but an alertness toward your own intuition and perception.

Corporate warriors stuck in the grind of the machine will experience an awakening in the June time period. This awakening will be a revelation from your third eye and result in a new vision of yourself in the cogs of the mechanistic structure you find yourself trapped within. This new vision and new found understanding will mark a pivot point in your employment. Revelations like this can be overwhelming. Take a stress relieving toke of the sacred herb and contemplate what you shall do with this new found discovery.

Small business owners, stay at home parents, and the unemployed shall not have the drastic realization as their corporate brother. The June time period will be less active for them. However, be mindful of monetary decisions. Smart decisions in the first summer month can lead to a payout in the latter stages of the year. June isn’t the time to buy those Shine gold rolling papers:)

In the personal sphere of life for the stoner Cancer, life will be quite pleasant in the June time period. Cosmic winds will be at a minimum and fairly neutral. This is a great time to reacquaint and reaffirm relationships with cannabis companions. The neutral station of the universe towards the stoner Cancer means that impactful results in the form of relationships will be at a minimum. Adventures out in nature is a great way to solidify relationships with cannabis companions. #enjoy

CANCER MAY 2017

Stoner Cancer, this May, it will be best to keep your roll to a slower pace. As long as you invest the time in planning out your endeavors, you will meet your goals with success. The biggest obstacle you will face this month is ambiguity. If you do not have a set destination, you run the risk of being easily blown off course. But, Cancer, this does not have to be the case. Your only limitation will be the strength of your imagination. As one wise lyricist once said, “the sky’s the limit.”

In order to accomplish the goals you do set in place, the best strategy will be to keep moving. While it may take additional energies to build this momentum, it will be easy to maintain once you’ve gotten started. What this means in the workplace is to not let setbacks hold you back. A failure is simply the opportunity to learn new approaches to older problems. In order to produce the most effective results, it is recommended that you use the buddy system. Your peers at work may be facing the same obstacle of stagnancy. If you address each task as a team, you will accomplish greater success.

While the majority of your energy should be invested into your work, the leftovers should be spent on family and friends. The old adage that sharing is caring should be taken seriously. Maybe you scored an extra special stash–it would go to waste if you don’t invite others to enjoy the sacred herb. Anytime will be a good time to burn a bowl with your bosom buds. Those closest to you have new and exciting undertakings of their own to share. Take the time to talk. But, don’t forget to be a good listener.

CANCER APRIL 2017

Stoner Cancer April 2017 has the probability to be surprisingly nice for you. Your goal this month is to keep yourself in check, take the high road where needed, and roll with all the new news that will come your way. You have the opportunity this month to really shine your love light on all the cannabis companions who surround you.

Your inner circle of family and friends holds great warmth and some surprising news. It may not affect you directly, but this news will bring great joy to you and them. Rejoice with your loved ones with a nice round of medibles. Retell old stories and start forging the new ones. This will truly be a month to remember. If you are blessed with older relatives, go out of your way to be considerate. They may be in need of your assistance but too independent or stubborn to ask. Just by showing up you will make a difference. You might want to pack an extra bud or two to share with them even if they have never taken you up on it before! How exciting stoner Cancer!

A meditative smoke session focused on the obstacles of work will be required in the early part of April stoner Cancer. Although, these obstacles should be few to none, luck always favors the prepared. You may find this month to be the one where you actually start taking steps toward that new business venture you’ve been talking about. If that is so, follow your intuition and utilize meditative smoke sessions to guide you. These meditative experiences will bring clarity you’ve long needed to move forward. For those Cancers who are happily employed, independence and confidence will carry you a long way this month. Do not hesitate in your decision making. It will all work out in the end!

Cancer March 2017

The acceleration of energy will be gradual and uphill for the stoner Cancer in March of 2017.  By mid-month, you will feel you have reached the ceiling.  Do not hesitate to push through that feeling and continue on your path of ascension.  This applies to both your personal life and your working life.  Be wary of strains elaborately high in THC or you may miss your chance to advance all together.  Try something a bit more mid-range for relaxation and meditation this month.

In all aspects of your life, you will need to be prepared to move forward.   This process will be liberating on all fronts.  In your world of work, you must be decisive and take action.  Slacking now will greatly deplete the success you have this year.  It may be best to lay the pipe down during working hours this month.  You will need your wits about you as management may be on a striking path.  This does not concern you.  This time it truly is them.  Breathe deep and only speak when it is with control and patience.

It seems that there will be much to consider in the world of love and family this month stoner Cancer.  The decisions you come to will either bring elation or devastation.  Be mindful of the consequences of your actions now as this new news will affect you and your mate the most.  Overall it should be a rather harmonious month for you in the world of love and romance.  It’s the family and friend circle that holds the surprises this time!   Be patient, calm and definitely dab on when your friend needs you to lend an ear.  Don’t let any news from family or friends get under your skin.  Use your logic and you can find peace all month.

 

Cancer February 2017

February 2017 will be a balancing act for you stoner Cancers.  It can be a time of great love and success if you choose to allow as much positivity into your heart as possible.  If you allow the negative forces to betray your conscious self you may spend the month singing the blues.  All things considered, I suggest a nice hybrid be kept handy for times of frustration and of course meditation.  I do highly suggest meditation with the sacred herb this month.

In your realm of personal relationships, you have the opportunity to really delve into the good vibrations.  Surround yourself with trusted friends.  If you’re attached be sure to go the extra mile in your lovership.  Speaking of lovers:  If you are unattached do not go dipping into the workplace pool.  It will surely bring more problems than pleasure.  If you have not bought a new pipe lately do so.  Then enjoy a few good sessions with your lover or potential lover.  They will be much more open to you now and that should be an amazing experience for you both.

As mentioned earlier balance is the key word for stoner Cancers this month.  This especially applies to the workplace.  With the cosmos pulling you in both a positive and a negative direction use your best discernment when conversing with co-workers and management.  If any situations arise that really grind your gears; grab your sneak-a-toke and take a cool down break.  Nothing positive will come from being burly.  If you can manage that you should see a positive financial gain all month long.  All in all, stoner Cancer, you have what it takes to have a very pleasant month ahead of you.

Cancer January 2017

Stoner Cancer, you have much to look forward to in 2017.  Allow your discerning attitude to lead you and you will find beautiful success this month.  Many will be there to lend a hand.  January is not a month to take risks or indulge too much in any one appeasement.  There will be time for that later in the year!  Find a nice Hybrid and use for reflection and meditation.

The personal life of the stoner Crab will be mellow this month.  My only note for you to harken is:  Open your heart as wide as possible.  When dealing with those closest to you enjoy a bit of the sacred herb and allow your highest self to emerge during the conversation.  Let your ego be a watcher and not the leader during these events.  The friends, family or lovers you engage with may have information for you that will not jive well with your ego.  Do listen to it, but do not take it to heart at this time.  It is in fact, them and not you.  Do not tuck tail and run from it as you would normally.  This information will enlighten you in many ways in the upcoming months.

Your working world will be abundant in many ways this month my cannabis companion.  Do keep love and work separate.  The cosmos have lined up with many opportunities for you.  Be discerning and take the one that you know is best.  Be mindful of those around you at the office or workplace.  Do not fall for traps no matter how pretty the packaging is.  Take the time to look deep within yourself before making any life altering decisions that you cannot take back.  Other than that, work will be busy and you will find yourself reorganizing your space to be more efficient in the months to come.

Cancer December 2016

The month of December 2016 will prove to test your limits my stoner Crab.  You will need two very different strains for different reasons this month.  Your daytime hours will be filled with detective work and logical thinking, ergo utilize a high strain of sativa.  Whereas your evenings need to be reserved for the feeling state use the indicas liberally.

Your days will be filled with diagnostic and logical thinking.  In the beginning of December, the stoner Cancer needs to dig deep, look at all things from every angle.   Your hard work from the fall is paying off and you will be blessed with a decision to make.  Do not be hasty or indulgent and do not solely rely on your emotional house of opinions in this matter.  Not that you should rule out your heart, but you need to think logically about your next steps and all that goes with it.  Your work will be cut out for you, but, with the sacred sativa to help guide you and the decision will be easier to make.

Your social life may be a bit problematic if you do not look at it from your heart center.  Here is where the indica will be of some help.  Allow yourself to take a toke or two and meditate on opening your heart Chakra.  This will enable you to feel the vibrations of others and will help you decide how to be around them.   This knowledge will come in quite handy with family gatherings.  Be aware of any possible problematic conversations and segway yourself out of them as quick as possible.  Then go see your friends and truly relax this holiday season!

Cancer November 2016

Arrogance and pride need to step aside in the lives and minds of the stoner Cancers.  You are quite knowledgeable on these ego driven shields my cannabis companions.  Even though you wield these emotional tools well; your focus should be on self-actualization and allowance for the entire month of November.  When I say allowance I am referring to:  Allowing yourself to be in the moment, be forgiving of yourself and of others.  Be loving in the same manner.  By doing so you will only increase your self-actualization that you need to reach by the end of this November.

In your personal life take the time to be with your family.  If you are lucky enough to have a family of tokers, break out the hookah and enjoy a weekend of bonding.  If there is any discord within your family address it immediately.  You need all those who love you on your side this month.  Their love and strength will help you ascend to levels of consciousness you have only ever dreamed of.

The working world of the stoner Crab will require much discernment.  It is imperative that you take the time to meditate with the sacred herb in regards to your work in November 2016.  There is much on your plate and you have the talent to accomplish each task at hand.  The problem herein lies: You are only one person, you will need your colleagues and you must pick the most appropriate projects to work on.  Do not be tricked into thinking the ones you choose are not the proper ones.  Trust in yourself and watch what can be done.  
November may be immensely overwhelming for you stoner, Cancer.  Do not fret!  What lies at the end of this month is worth every moment.  Do your best to enjoy this new process.

Cancer October 2016

As with September, stoner Cancers will have an October that could possibly be filled with nuances of dissonance in the musical we call life.  It is time to break out the 90’s grunge, a freshly filled water pipe and remember exactly how to flow around the sounds that by themselves may not be so appealing.  Remember that all discord is challenging us to see things differently.  Try your best to allow all the dirty chords to work together with the chorus and clouds of days gone high.

Do you remember the time when the Alice in Chains song “Man in the Box” felt like your life’s theme song?  Do whatever you can to not slide back down to that point in your life.  Look out for the groupies that want to steer you there.  Even if those groupies are your favorite co-workers.  Just don’t do it.  You will not become rich, or get the girl or win a medal by being sucked into the billows of betrayal.  My stoner Crab you have worked incredibly hard to get to this point in your life.  You can find a way to amicably avoid this probability and make ends meet too.  Meditate with a nice hybrid and it will all become more clear to you on which path you should choose.

In your world of personal relationships, all may seem well Cancer.  This October you need to pay attention to the little things.  You are not out of place by questioning others intents.  If you are not paying attention; those envious of you will sneak up on you like a crescendo: smooth and fast.  While deep contemplation with the sacred herb is important this month so is your ability to respond.  Do not over indulge.  You are a vibrant and vivacious person. Enjoy yourself and let nobody bring you down.  All in all, you can easily have a great month. I simply had to tell you of the possible mishaps lurking in the shadows.  Be strong my cannabis companion, but most importantly be the best version of you.  Remember the cosmos are here to support you if you allow them to.

Cancer September 2016

September 2016 is a time for the stoner Cancer to sit back and watch.  Allow this month to be one of more relaxation than action.  Keep an indica heavy hybrid available for moments when your anxiety becomes overwhelming.  The stoner Cancer is almost always easy going, but this month you will find yourself being stretched in new ways.  Go with the flow.

Feel the rhythm of work and note how it is different.  Do not fight it as it will only cause you mishaps and hurdles that were not meant to be in your way.  Keep the dugout close for moments like these.  Contemplate, watch, and devise a plan before act!  You will find that even the simplest of your routine tasks are asking to be done in a different way.  If you keep your anxieties at bay you will find a way to shine this month in your world of work.

By going with the flow you will easily maneuver around any possible “impending doom” scenarios in your personal realm.  If you are spending time with meditation and the sacred herb you will be more open to the vibrations around you.  Feel situations out before accepting the invitation.  If it does not suit who you avoid it at all costs in September.  As for your partners in affection remember to take the time to reconnect.  Especially if you have been feeling off-kilter.  Remember to leave your ego at the door as it is merely your hard shell.  Your lover does not deserve to have to try and penetrate through it.  Be open and kind, then relax and unwind!

Cancer August 2016

Last month my stoner Cancer you were put to the test.  This month, my cannabis companion, you get to show off all your lessons learned.  In fact, the cosmos are shining so bright on you that you won’t feel any negative impact in August!  Bask in this glorious light and really enjoy your month.  August 2016 is a time you will reflect back on happily so live it up!

Goals are a wonderful thing to have this month.  Pick a handful of your most desired goals and go after them.  You will surely surprise your colleagues with the deftness in your ability to not only complete but surpass expectations of completed projects.  Be pleasant and kind to your naysayers it will prove to be helpful in the months to come for you dear Crab.  In fact, you will so easily achieve your goals that you will have extra time at work.  Take a smoke break with a colleague that seems downward trodden they could use your uplifting spirit to get them through this month.

That zing you are feeling from work will spill over into your personal life.  Stoner Cancer you will have your strongest desires met if you allow them to be.  Your world of Love in August will be fascination and will rain down affection.  It will be up to you whom you spend your time with and why.  Make time for friends and family, not just your admirers and you will have a splendid and joyous month!  Do yourself a favor and keep your vape packed and ready.  You will find you have the opportunity to have deep meaningful conversations that the sacred herb will guide you well in.

Cancer July 2016

This month is K.E.E. for you, stoner Cancer:  K for Karma, E for education and E for execution.  July 2016 is a month that you will need to have great faith in yourself.  Believe in yourself no matter how many falls may come to you.  If you have lived an honest and forthcoming past, this month will only propel you further.  Whereas if you have led a life  of deceit you will see a reckoning by the end of July.

Be a low “K.E.E.” employee this month.  Especially inside the office walls.  Do not go over-the-top on your projects.  Be ruthlessly consistent and extremely observant at all times. Do this and you should navigate yourself through July with few problems.  Having good self-esteem will be a plus as you may have a few hits to the ego coming your way via the cosmos.  Do not let them get you down.  You are and have been on the right track for some time now.  Unless of course, you have not been living your truth.  Karma will come and set things right this month. Ergo, it may be best to leave the pipe at home, for now, my stoner Crab.  You have many educational lessons to partake in; it is best to be on top of your game.

Many of the cosmos inflicted lessons you learn this month can be put to practical use in your personal life.  July brings great satisfaction and new facets in the emotional sphere.  If a change is something you are craving:  Execute the lessons you’ve learned and take a hold of a new way of thinking.  This new thought process will inevitably bring new and interesting persons into your life for love & friendship.  Though you may not have a lot of time off this month, do make time to pass the sacred herb with your newly found cannabis companions and cement the new relationships like  hempcrete.  They are here for the long run.

Cancer June 2016

I have one word for my stoner Cancer companions:  Abundant!  Welcome, the positive vibes that the cosmos are sending you this June with open arms and an open heart.  You will be overjoyed with the beauty that will come your way.  Every turn of this summer month brings a reward you’ve been waiting for; not to mention a steady stream of the sacred herb.  

The time has come for you to fully embrace your leadership role at work.  Find the role you need to play by looking at things from an outside perspective.  It will seem like magic when the realization that you can “fix” this, hits you square.  Utilize your co-workers, divide the tasks and lead the way as a team.  Be sure to allow for creativity breaks and listen to your heart and your co-workers this month and you will be flying “high” by mid-month.  If you must medicate at work do so as sparingly as possible.  Your juices are flowing and so is your health.

BOOM! Just when you thought fireworks were reserved for special occasions you are hit with an explosive amount of swagger.  For the single Crab, you will find yourself blessed with a bevy of beautiful opportunities for love this June.  Explore these possibilities at length and share the sacred herb with each potential partner.  It will help reveal more to you all about your paths for the future.  For the stoner Cancer that is attached: The size and longevity of your fireworks this month is entirely up to you.  If you stay your true course and allow things to unfold you will be pleasantly surprised by the amount of love you receive at home.  I say break out the hookah and have a grand finale get together with all your closest buds the last week of the month.  The summer of 2016 is off to a good start for you!

Cancer May 2016

Stoner Cancer’s Checklist for May of 2016:

_ Full Supply of Indica/Sativa hybrid
_ Supportive Friends
_ Ego in check

These three things are exactly what you need to have a blissful May my stoner Cancer.  In both love and work you will have a good amount of time to enjoy your endeavours.  This does not mean you can slack off in either part of your life, it simply means you can enjoy it!  Keep your pipe close by and have fun with all that the month of May offers.

In your love life keep your heart as open as possible.  If you are in a lovership, your partner needs you this month and you should not take anything personally.  (Keep your ego checked at the door.)  Be kind and help them unwind with a nice sesh where you can help them hash out the situation and you will be highly rewarded.  The single Crabs will need to lean on, not just the sacred herb, but your friends this month as well.  That close circle of friends is what will propel you into a better view of yourself.  Thus, readying you for that new someone who is about to enter your world very soon.

A blissful working world is all yours!  It can only be undone by not paying attention.  Learn as much as you can about your personal position, the company in which you work, and your co-workers.  This knowledge will help you greatly if anyone tries to sweep the rug out from under you.  Idle hands are the devil’s playground or so the saying goes.  Keep busy and yes my stoner Cancer this working month will be like a nice ride in the dabbiest of clouds.  

Cancer April 2016

When is the last time you had a true and forcefully positive life change stoner Crab? Well, April may be just the month for it to happen.  The cosmos have aligned just so that you’ll be feeling positive and productive.  Take full advantage of the vivacious energies headed your way by sticking to a sativa and be amazed at all you will accomplish!

The working world for the cannabis-loving Cancer will undergo some major changes this month.  The life force you feel will help you adapt and conquer any and all challenges.  Do your best to remain open to all ideas.  With so much going on in your daily routine it may be best to lay the pipe down at work or use it minimally  when you need to heighten your creative side.  Let the universal vibes work their magic through you and all will fall nicely into place.

With work being all a blazed in positivity be certain to pay attention to your loved ones when at home.  If you don’t you could find yourself in a sticky situation that has nothing to do with dabs.  Keeping your eyes and heart open will help you negate any potential problems. Use your intuition and maybe meditate with a nice indica with your special someone.  It will help alleviate any stress and allow open communication thus keeping April on the ups.  You won’t escape personal usurps just because you’re single.  Take the latter info and apply it to your circle of friends.  If you heed this advice your April will be a blissful cloud riding month!

Cancer March 2016

The cosmos are aligning for a strong force of positivity for you stoner Crab.  In fact, all bets are off this month as you will easily take the cake in all situations.  This does not give you a free pass to do as you please, just a simple reassurance that this is the month to plunge ahead with established goals!

In your realm of romance be ready for a miss match in energies.  This does not mean you will incur any negativity, rather you will have to keep your energies in check.  You don’t want to overwhelm your partner if they are not having the same good month as you!  Take some time this month for a nice indica sesh with your lover.  They will be the best bud to allow your energy levels to stay high and keep your feet firmly on the ground.  Keep your eyes open for new smoking buddies, stoner Cancer.  It seems you’re the one everyone wants to be around this month!

March is not the month for Spring Break this year! Your working world is too good for you to relax right now.  You have the ability to really stretch your business opportunities stoner Cancer.  You cannot do that if you are absent from the scene of action!  It will be a busy time for you so do your best to lay the pipe aside or stick to a one-hitter of sativa when working.  Choose the paths you want to take this month and give it 100%.  You will be amazed how vastly the path will be cleared for you to accomplish anything work related in March!

Cancer February 2016

Without light, stoner Cancer, there can be no shadows.  You cannot hide in the dark just to blend in.  As February begins you will have to curtail the urge to stand back and do nothing with your current situations.  Fire up those Sativa trees to get your perspective in check and your gears grinding.

Work is where you are going to have to put in some effort.  Do not give up on your projects!  There is a solution.  You’ll just have to fail a few times.  Once you do, you will see the whole picture and be able to accomplish it properly.  Remember failure is not loosing.  Each failure is a step toward success.  Hit the bat when frustrations arise and keep at it.  You will succeed!  Do not lose heart. Just do what you do best!

How is your will-power this month?  The cosmos have aligned to allow you to “see” others clearly.  It may sound like a gift and it very well can be if utilized properly.  What you must remember Stoner Cancer:  We all have faults, even you.  Before you open your mouth; remember just how short you fall in some areas of your life.  Do not purposely gouge those you love no matter how correct your sight is on a matter.  Keep calm, dab on and remember that kindness will win every time.  

Cancer January 2016

Happy 2016 stoner Cancer!  Now that you’ve brought the New Year in with a Bang get ready for a busy January!  For the most part you will enjoy the new twists and turns this month brings you.  Remember that platform we talked about in December?  Now is the time to test its durability.

Work, work, work, work, WORK!  Yes stoner Crab you are going to work like you have never worked before.  Before you frown, realize this is work you take pride in and you will enjoy watching your success spring from it.  The emotional energy you create may be enough to keep you high all day long.  Do not be surprised if you don’t need your usual smoke break this month!  No matter what negativity is thrown at you this month, keep a calm demeanor and you will stay on top!

Changes are stirring in your realm of personal relations.  Change can be hard on my stoner Cancers.  Note that all the changes you see happening are, in fact, quite good.  Pay attention to your emotional needs of both you, your partner and your family.  Your comfort at home will leak into your other personal relationships.  Know that now is a time that you  may have to meet in the middle on a few issues.  In the end it will be worth it.  Make sure you take respite for yourself when you can.  January will be positive, but you need to keep your mind calm.  Meditation with the sacred herb always a beautiful thing.

Cancer December 2015

Decisions, decisions, decisions!  Yes stoner Cancer making decisions is what you will be up to this December.  Not to fret, as each possibility will peak your interest.  You will need to stay busy and keep a nice hybrid in your pipe this month; as the harder you work the more positivity will flow to you.

In your personal realm things should be calm and relaxed as if everyone around you dipped into the medibles.  You’ll find that if you are attached things go ever so smoothly this month.  For the single stoner Crab take your time and get to know new people.  Starting a new relationship is not in the stars for you at this time, but it will come soon.  Every stoner Cancer should take some breathing space for themselves at every opportunity they can.  November was a tricky month and you need to recover before the New Year!  If you have not made your NYE plans I suggest you do something out of the ordinary to bring in 2016 with a cheer!

Treat the beginning of this working month with kid gloves.  Be efficient in your daily tasks and go home and relax with the sacred herb.  As your energy builds this month you will see the decision making process creep up on you.  Do your best to wait for all possible offers before jumping into anything.  You may take on more than one, but be sure to only take on what you can finish.  Overloading your plate will not necessarily fill your pipe in the end.  All your work this December will pay off big in 2016.

Cancer November 2015

Stoner Crab your strong convictions and emotional self will be empowered by your aggressiveness and intensity.  Keep your vape full of indica as you must master these feelings in order to be most productive in all areas of your life.  Utilize the indica for its calming properties but do not allow yourself to overindulge and become latent.  You will need to keep your driving gloves on as you must be capable of maneuvering around some sticky situations.

Speaking of sticky situations:  The love life of the stoner Cancer is likely to be… well sticky.  Your situation can be sweet or icky.  It will depend on you.  Many of your cannabis companions and your even your lover may throw you a few loops to jump through.  You can puff, puff, pass your way through these situations by not being judgmental, not interfering where it is not directly your concern and putting your foot down in matters that do concern you.  Put those sticky situations in your pipe and smoke them.  You own your personal life this month Crab.

This is a month to keep your hands busy and flow through your working world.  It is not a time to start setting large scale goals or trying to go above and beyond.  The minor nuisances that pop up this November should be easy for you to shrug off and continue going your own way.  Keep your calm and dab on this month and you may find that your work ethic allows for some nice leisure time away from work.  If so enjoy it to the fullest!

Cancer October 2015

After last month’s fiery cataclysm, stoner Cancer, you need to relax a bit.  Find your favorite smoke spot and vape away some of your woe.  Be conscious of the burning embers of last month; if stoked they will set aflame quickly and wreak havoc once again.  

This October is not the time to set new limits for yourself in the working world.  Nor is it a time to make any big waves.  You know yourself well by now Crab, stay on track and do not “overwork” yourself in any way.  Give your best efforts on the job and keep communication open with the powers that be.  Make sure after work you give yourself plenty of time to meditate with a nice hybrid and see all that is laid out before you in your career.  

Love may not be on the front burner this month, but no one will be stabbing daggers into your back either.  In fact, everyone will bombard you with “helpful” guidance.  They truly have your best interests at heart but, you need only heed advice that you truly believe is right for you.  More than likely you will come up with what is right for you during a nice smoke session with those closest to you.  Share your plans with them.  Although you must continue to meditate on when to take action, as October is not the month for moving plans forward.

Cancer September 2015

Stoner Cancer the month of September may have you wrecked like that medible you ate last weekend.  All your past decisions will be up for trial this month so hold on tight and do your best to stick to your guns.  If you were right before you are still ahead of the curve.  Although, any past mistakes are likely to rear their ugly heads one more time this first month of fall.  

It is not a month to dab dream, Crab.  You will need every ounce of your wits about you.  If you are in need of a break or motivation; stick with the sacred Sativa or nothing at all.  You will encounter problem after problem in every part of your life.  You have to remember to believe in yourself and face every issue head on.  Do not mindlessly do as you are told.  Do what is absolutely right for you.  This is especially true for you this month in your business matters.  Be quick to take action and make your moves as you see fit.

In matters of the heart you will feel like a volcano has erupted and the molten lava is burning away all the houses you’ve built over the years.  Just because issues are flaming high this month it does not mean you need to get all hot and bothered.  Take on each situation one at a time.  Keep your fire in your bowl and a level head in conversations.  Sometimes burning away the old is the best way to find new and greener pastures of prosperity.   

Cancer August 2015

Life force up!  Strength up!  Determination?  Well, my stoner Crab, you will have to rein in all your positivity this last month of summer.  Concentrate all your focus on being in the moment this month.  Keep a hybrid close and lean on your sacred herb as needed for you will be hurdling some pretty heavy life changes this August.

Cancer your working world is asking you a question:  Are you where you want to be?  If so then you need to use your intuition, work ethic and positive notions early in the month.  Any partners or managers will be pleased to see you shining.  Do not allow your enemies to overcome you.  Please note that this is not the month to play fair.   By no means should you purposely go out of your way to damage them, just show your competition up with your superior “know how”.  You will soon see those co-workers disappear off your life map.  If your world of work is daunting and you have no where to move up; it is time to go.  Take some time to meditate with that hybrid on non working hours to decide if a career change is what you want.  If so, move on that decision now.

It is time to bring your relationship with your lover to a new level of understanding.  Do this before mid month and August should be a favorable time for you.  There is a trickster in your personal realm.  Things may look amazing, but be wary of someone trying to play your hand to their own personal satisfaction.  Take heed my dear Crab:  If you do not clear up your personal relations this month the trickster will easily cause you more drama than necessary.  Take time with your favorite cannabis companion to talk this situation out.  They will be your biggest support system.  Make sure you listen to the advice they give you.

Cancer July 2015

Breathe in life’s energy, breathe out success.  Breathe in the positivity of the universe, breathe out happiness.  Breathe in your favorite trees, breathe out your worries.  My Stoner Crab you have an extraordinary month ahead of you!  My only serious note for you is to remember you are not a superhero, invincible, or even unbreakable.

Your love life:  What you think about, you will bring about.  No one will offer up opportunities for you here.  Who needs opportunities to be handed to them this month when they are shining with possibilities?  Not you my candid Cancer, not you.  Your energy alone will help you create every possible outcome you would like to see unfold.  Do not be ostentatious as it will not bid fairly for you especially if you are looking for love.   For my attached Crabs, you may come to a point with your lover that you have to give it your all this month.  It will be worth it so do not give up on yourself.

In your wondrous period of amazingness, know that work will require all your brain power in July.  No Cancer, you will not have to work hard in July to produce results, but you will have to be attentive!  If you need your sacred herb during working hours, I suggest a nice sativa to keep your mental powers moving forward.  It will help you to hash out all the new opportunities that are coming your way.  Do not try to take them all on!  Take time to listen to your heart as what you choose will require you to be into it wholeheartedly.  Enjoy this month Cancer!  You’ve earned it!

Cancer June 2015

My dearest Cancer, this month will be tiresome.  You will have to work very hard to maintain equilibrium.  Do not fall into the laziness that will call your name from the indica strains in June.  Keep your friendly sativa near to you throughout this month as it will help you with focus.  You will need focus this month!

Work will be a bit of a badger this June.  Pull together all your wits and energy to throw yourself into work to raise the bar.  Do not allow small problems to get in the way.  You can easily overcome them with the right attitude.  It is a time to remember to take breaks, meditate with a hit of sativa and enjoy music when you have some time during the working days this month my smoking Crab.  These breaks are crucial to maintaining your usually strong work ethic.  Working for the man?  Show them what you are made of; that you won’t let circumstance slow you down.  Working for yourself? You’ll have a much easier time this month.  Do not let that make you lazy!

Your love life is extremely important this month Crab.  Your lover will be your source of strength.  Though things may seem to be a bit cool for the lover in you, value your lover to the utmost this month.  They will be your salvation.  Listen to them and be there for them as much as they are for you.  Do not get caught up in your drama outside of your relationship.  Loner Crabs need to break out the hookah, turn on some Grateful Dead and  chill out.  Getting upset will not make this month easier for you.  Show some character and work on yourself.  You’ll be happy you did as the one isn’t too far from your reach.

Cancer May 2015

Dearest Cancer, May will be an enigmatic time for you.  You will feel the universe pulsating through you in very empathetic ways.  If you are utilizing the medical properties of the sacred herb for psychological benefits:  Don’t leave home without it.  On that note this is not the month to change up your regimen.  Stick with the stains that work best for you.

Work will prove to have many circumstances that  make you feel held back.  Remember you are capable.  You can work through this.  Stay positive no matter what is thrown at you.  This is not a time to slack!  Throw yourself into your work and show your co-workers and competition your strength by doing.  Keep your vape loaded for when you arrive home; as you will need to take time each day to reflect on what is happening around you.  My stoner Cancer, your working world will be complicated for some time.  Keep your wits about you and continue to lay the best foundation you can.  Eventually this will be your springboard into a much more profitable and enjoyable work environment.

Praise the universe in May as you will have luck, harmony and love on your side.  Your personal relationships will shine this fine spring month!  In the realm of a lovership be prepared for an astonishing and lavish feeling to touch both your souls.  It is a time for celebration!  Take a vacation, hit up the closest festival or go bungee jumping off the tallest building you can find.  It may be the first time you’ve ever felt this way.  Make sure you never forget it!

That being said, do not put off your loved ones!  Make sure you give them the time and connection to you that they are asking for.  They need you this month too. So while you may want to go gallivanting across the country, go home for Sunday dinner on Mother’s Day.

Cancer April 2015

Stoner Crab, are you ready for this month?  In April you will feel life’s forces running rampant through your veins.  Yes this is the break you’ve been waiting for.  The only stipulation with this energy is to use it wisely and save some for the future months where you will need it.  It is like you have received a gift of the finest medibles. Do not consume all at once.

The clever Crabs will blossom in their working lives.  It is a month to find the love of what you do and do it simply for that.  The material gains will follow only if they are not your main focus.  Take on those projects with zeal and enjoy them as they will turn out better than expected.  If you are not working in a field you truly enjoy it is time for some hybrid meditation sessions this month.  They will lead you down the right paths to find your true calling.

You may be feeling invincible this month and you should revel in it.  Enjoy these feelings and all they have to offer.  A word to the wise:  Be very careful how you go about swooning, seducing, or even just playing the moderator in a sticky situation between friends.  The power of your influence is HIGH and will evoke many strong reactions.  This is where you need to conserve a bit of the life force you’re feeling.  Personal conquests will prevail, but to whose expense and when will those consequences show up?  Be very wise on how you play with the power the universe is shining on you this month.  You won’t like it when those consequences sneak up on you like the red hair creeper you love so much.   

Cancer March 2015

Put on your dancing shoes and groove your way through the month of March my sweet leaf smoking Cancer!  It seems nothing can stop you this month.  Although nothing new will pop up and change you drastically; many things you were working towards will open up and bloom.  So get ready to skyrocket down those well thought out paths!

In your working world get ready for some heady situations.  You will be blessed with many opportunities that you thought were closed off to you.   All smoke signals point to a business partnership this month.  Are you working for yourself?  Have you been paying attention to your competition?  Are they struggling?  Maybe suggest a way to work together?  It will be a an amazing venture for all involved.   If you’re the worker bee and not the Queen of a business then step it up!  Keep your attention focused at work and take on that responsibility!  A promotion is in order.

Have you met your one and only someone to share that pan of mmm mmm medible brownies with?  If not you are on a path to meet that person this month.  If you are already attached you will have to choose.  These lovers will not be kind if you try to have them both.  It will be ok to let one go.  Do not second guess your choice as it will be the right one in the long run.  In fact you should celebrate with a “Hookah Smoking Caterpillar” kind of party for all your loved ones this month.  Stoner Cancer March is truly shining on you!  Breath in all the fabulous-ness you can and let the universe wrap it’s arms around you.

Cancer February 2015

Stoner Cancer, here is your checklist of needed items this month:  Sativa, Hybrid & CBD.  Don’t leave home without them!  It seems in February there will be a whirlwind of directions that will be going on for the mysterious Cancer.  You will work hard, celebrate well and overcome obstacles if only you try.  Use your expanded perception to accept the positivity that will reign down on you all month.

In work think divide and conquer.  Take on one task at a time.  Consider CBD if relief is needed at work or lay the pipe down completely during working hours.  The beginning of the month will overwhelm you with piles of work to comb through.  If you do not procrastinate you will feel relief by mid month.  Whether you work for yourself or you you are working for someone else:  Do not take on extra responsibilities at this time.  This is the month to stay between the lines.  Show up on time for everything, do what is required, then go home.  Don’t you dare think about eating that medible before bed on a work night!

In your house of partnerships, break out the Bub, fill it with some love and share an incredible month with your partner.  Single or attached: Now is the time to ask for your hearts desire.   As long as your wish does not push the limits of your partner, it is as good as granted.  In your circle of friends it seems there will be a few hurdles for each of you to jump through.  Band together, meditate with a nice Hybrid and you will find the answers you seek.  It may be up to you dear Cancer to put this together.

Cancer January 2015

This will be an interesting start to your new year Cancer.  This month you will find yourself biting your tongue, restraining your feelings and have a bridge or two to cross.  Break out your thickest skin and keep the Pocket Bub full of a nice Sativa.  Depending on your life course, you will be faced with a decision or two that will most definitely lay down the pathway of your year.  You will not be ambivalent about this decision, rather, you will have to stand up and own the decisions you make this month.  Be sure make them with solid facts and on solid ground.

Steer clear of all medibles when it comes to Finance and the Workplace.  Who wants to be couch locked when the cosmos are clear for you to move forward with those plans you’ve left on the back burner.  Whether its a new business venture or a promotion you’re looking for, you’ll want to play it cool because everything you need is in order.  In the workplace upper management will be paying attention.  Don’t get paranoid!  They are seeing your natural charisma, leadership and your ability to follow through as a means of possible advancement.

In the evenings this month you’ll want select a hybrid in a peace pipe to keep your mind open, uplifted and your spirits high.  If you are in a relationship, know that bullying any idea will ensure trouble. Your partner may not be picking up what you’re laying down at this time.  Instead hit that peace pipe and remember you can talk about this next month.  If you’re single do not loose your temper with your overbearing relatives.  It will get you no where.  Everyone needs to be themselves this month, even you.  Don’t forget your pipe or your water sign superpowers to get along with everyone this month.