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Aries May 2015

For my smoking Aries the month of May will be quite amicable.  Do not become lackadaisical due to this break in chaos.  Yes you deserve an indica butter break!  Just hold off on that until you’ve made your decision on the direction you should be going this fine, fine month of May.

How are you feeling about your relationship this month Aries?  Are you allowing negative vibes to subside or are they germinating like the legendary Lowryder plant?  You can bet your bottom dollar that your relationship this month will shape up exactly the way you see it:  Whether that look is good or bad is up to you.  During the middle of the month be prepared to deal with a true test of fate.  Meditate on it and follow your intuition as some doors will close and others will open depending on your actions.  On the up side follow your feelings and  be attentive to you lover and all situations will seem blissful in the end.

You may feel stress in the form of negativity from co-workers this month.  You need to take some time to figure out how to overcome any obstacles with your working relationships.  Keep your cool and these and other problems will drift away just like you do on your vape session at the end of the work day.

May is the month to be proactive in your working world.  Do not sit around and wait for the opportunities as they will come to you when you are actually doing what you do best, taking action!  Do not rush into anything, stay positive and overcome obsticals are your best actions this month. You can do it Aries! Yes you can.

Aries April 2015

Stoner Aries, surround yourself with as much positivity as you can.  It is going to be a rough month for you.  You will need to put on the magic hat of logic and stash away the over emotional side of yourself.  Speaking of stashing, burn up your predisposed ideas concerning people, places and ideas this month as it will fervently hold you back.

If you are going to use up your energy this month focus it into your love life.  If you are attached you need to wade through this month with your partner no matter how sticky the black tar hash gets.  I strongly suggest a few hybrid enhanced meditative evenings this month so you both can get on the same vibe.  It will help to open up those locked doors and start an honest conversation on where you are and where you both want to go.  Do not become ashen with sadness.  Your relationship can flourish again if you simply choose to work it out during this very emotionally complex month.  Lean on your best friend and listen to them.  You will really have to just go with the flow this month in love my stoner Aries.  Do not by any means fall down the depths of despair:  In the next six weeks you will be able to follow your feelings as they will be more true than they are this month.

This is the month in business to focus your energies smartly.  You will need all your pistons firing so leave the pipe at home or consider some CBD or a lighter strain of sativa at work.  Make that to do list and prioritize it.  Do one thing at a time and do it well.  Steer clear of the smoke and mirrors that may make you consider a bad business deal.  It is best to keep things logical and in order this month.  Do not try to rock the boat and work will float by easily this month.

Aries March 2015

Break out the party pipe and share the sacred herb with everyone you know this month Aries!  On the whole of things, this month will be blessed with positive vibes and and lots of energy.  Keep the attitude you reign at the beginning of the month fluid throughout and you should not have too many problems during the last part of March.  Below we will only touch on the possible tangles you may face in work and love:

All aspects of your working world should be irrefutably good this month my smoking Aries.  If for some reason you find you do not have that spark at work, look around you.  Who is influencing you negatively?  If this is the case, it may be time to spark one up with that person and get down to the heart of what the problem is.  If you are looking to move up in the world of work this is not the month to make waves.  It is however a time to reflect on how you plan on getting there.  Remember it is better to burn one down with a fellow co-worker than to grind them down on your way up.

In love, my hard headed ram, be watchful.  The first three weeks of March will be tentative and a bit stressful if you are not paying attention.   Attached Aries stay calm and dab on with your partner this month as they may be feisty and temperamental. Try coaxing out the real issue.  You may have to wait until the end of the month for some of the stress to wear off before gaining headway with your significant other.  If you’re single now is not the time to try to look for love.  Rather concentrate on family and friends.  Watch that tongue as we all know the only thing sharper than your horns are your words.  Before dealing with judgmental family members maybe take a nice one hitter of sativa?

Aries February 2015

On the whole, Aries, 2015 will feel like a cosmic trip on a indica cloud laden magic carpet ride.  Do your best to keep this in mind as you work your way through the next few months.  February in itself will be a bit of a challenge.

Fiery Aries this month you will feel as though with every puff you take the ashes will cloud your vision in the work place.  It will be the small mishaps that seem inconsequential that you need to look out for.  There is a deeper meaning behind them.  Your boss will be looking for end results.  You will have to push past the mayhem and prove you can do it.  Keep calm & vape on with some mood enlightening sativa and keep that pep in your step.  You’ll need it with the boggish disruptions that keep popping up and holding you back.  Do not fret, you will prevail, it will just be a tougher road than usual.

Your personal relationships this month are concentrating on your circle of friends. They need you and not just because you’re the only one who remembers to bring the Hookah to the party.  Sometime in the middle of the month you will have a situation arise that forces you to make a decision.  The right answer may not be the easiest.  If you are attached, stoner Aries, beware of any misunderstandings with your lover.  Do not leave them in the cold just because you are investing more time in your circle with friends.

 

Aries January 2015

The month of January will be a tough month for you Aries.  Just because you’re fiery, don’t blaze away all month and think you’ll make good tracks.  Beware of the negative energies working through you this month as you will not want to spoil the kushy emotional highs it has in store for you.

It may seem you want a vacation after all the holiday fuss.  Don’t pack those bags for Jamaica just yet.  As the Bob Marley song “Rat Race” says:  “you’ll feel the working mans woes” this January.  If you own your own business the mice will play when the cat is away!  Stay focused, check and recheck all details of your work to avoid any mishaps.  For those literally in the rat race of working for the man: Keep your head down and stay busy. It is not the month for attracting attention from management. In other words leave that dug out at home.

On a brighter side, all those hard hours of work will be smoothed over in the realm of your personal life.  All Rams will be a bit more charming this month.  So pack up your favorite piece and enjoy a little Indica and get cozy. Your romance should be on fire towards the end of the month.  Single? You’ve got the power of influence and charm working for you this month.  It’s time to go after that burning relationship you have been wanting.