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Aries January 2017

Take a break stoner Aries!  You have most certainly earned it after a rocky 2016.  You will be able to slowly work your way back into the daily grind and social scenes at the beginning of this New Year.  I am sure that is a relief for you after a busy holiday season.  Grab a well balanced hybrid strain to start this year off right and enjoy the mellow beginning!

January is in all ways a slow-to-go month.  Follow your intuition and do what needs to be done in the realm of work.  You may feel like a slacker, but if you look around no one is up for employee awards right now.  Everything will fall into place near the end of the month.  Play your cards right and you will be on top by February.  Share your herb with employees and get to know them a bit better.  These new bonds will help your first quarter of 2017 flow easier.

Ahhh the love life of the ever prominent Aries will not slow down as the rest of your world will in January.  Stoner Ram, you have much to do this month.  Your smoke sessions with friends and relatives will be valuable at this time.  Take heed to all advice given and utilize it to the fullest extent.  You will surprise them when you do – as you are not prone to taking advice even when it is apparently correct for you.  These smoke sessions will help you to not only fine tune your love life, but, may help you decide how to build Rome the proper way.  Good luck my cannabis companion and have fun with this bright shiny New Year!

Aries December 2016

To best utilize the sacred herb this joyous Holiday season you will need to turn in any loaded indica strains, stoner Aries.  Your wit and charm will only get you so far; it is high time to bring forth your best logical strategies by utilizing the beauty and clarity of a sativa.  You will thank me for it later.

Your working world is just that: WORK!  Now is not the time to play nice and follow the crowd.  You need to keep your feet on solid ground and allow the leader you are to come to the forefront.  Do not play petty games and do not back down from your beliefs of what is right.  With everyone doing their best this month to be on top; you will need to pay attention.  Do so by seeing what others are doing and if they are not doing it right forge your own path.  If you must utilize your herb during working hours – stick to the sativa.

Be grateful for your family this month as they will play the role of supporters in your personal life my cannabis companion.  Although, do not seek advice from them at this time.  Your role with them is to be amongst them and enjoy them.  They will help keep your mood elevated so share that herb with them.  

You will need this as it seems your lover will be a bit confusing on the emotional forefront.  Use your clarity of mind to deal with any yo-yo effects of their emotions.  Use your empath abilities to help you feel what is coming from day to day.  Then at the end of the day, use your logic to decide on which way you want to let this flow.  You have an important decision to make and it is time you make it. Single stoner Aries you will have a much less dramatic December, but not without a few bumps.  Take it all in stride and trust yourself.  It will make for a splendid New Year!

Aries November 2016

My dearest stoner, Aries, the month of November has arrived and with it a sense of relaxation.  You have been through so very much this year and it is time to breathe and let be.  Meditative sessions with a nice indica hybrid will help to keep you feeling empowered.  Self-empowerment is key this month.  Take it all in and give yourself room to realize your own personal power over your life.

Your personal relationships are where you have lacked personal empowerment in the past few months.  It is time to stop crying on your best buds shoulder and start doing.  Grab that waterpipe and take a long slow drag before you meditate – alone.  I believe you will see that you have been forcing an issue or relationship that is no longer serving who you are.  By mid-month, you will no longer hang on to this issue or relationship.  This awakening will leave you feeling free yet empty. Circle up your best buds and allow them to pull you up and out of any possible self-defeating attitude you may be nursing.  These friends are key in your mental health this month.

Slow and steady progress is the pace of November.  Take stock of your past successes and make sure that you do not become stagnant.  There is a huge difference between getting by and slowly making progress.  It may be best to lay the pipe down during working hours to insure that you are crossing all your t’s and dotting all your i’s.  It will behoove you to stay on point and keep busy as December 2016 will bring new challenges.  Take this slow time to empower every aspect of yourself – including your work self.

Aries October 2016

Your energies are all over the place this October stoner Aries!  Before you read any further I suggest you take a toke of a nice indica strain and calm down a bit.  You will need all the help you can muster up to find your center this first month of fall.  Yoga and meditation will be your best of friends.  So roll up and roll out for a month that will have a few surprises.

Last month has you feeling on top of the world.  This month the cosmos are asking you to pay attention and be grounded.  With your energy levels up you feel like you can take on the world.  Don’t even think about it.  You need to stay on task as best you can this month due to the many planetary positions that will be working against you if you do not.  Do what you must to stay focused as it may seem as at every turn you are being knocked back two steps.   Thankfully those who choose to meditate at home with the sacred herb will more easily combat any nuances that arise in their working worlds.

Work may have you feeling a bit stressed my stoner, Ram.  Do not allow that to get your goat.  Your goal this month in your realm of friends and lovers is to “keep calm and carry on”.  All your showing up last month has paid off in a big way.  This month you will find more residential escapes and closer unity of your friends.  You must however not be the center of attention at every turn.  If you played your cards well you have a newfound or newly refreshed lover to your left of the smoking circle.  Give most of your attention to them and your homelife should be smooth sailing.

Aries September 2016

Peaceful serenity is yours for the taking this September my stoner, Aries.  You should find yourself in a very nice place where things seem to go your way.  Pack up your sneak a toke and take advantage of the last few days of summer.  This does not mean you can blissfully close your eyes and drift along this month.  You will need to keep a watchful eye about you and take in all that you see with a distant observer point of view.  The coming months will be easier if you pay attention now.

Aries, although you will not be able to escape your responsibilities this September you will find that they are easier to handle.  New opportunities await you in your working world.  They may seem a bit advantageous but if your intuition is on point jump in!   It may be best to lie the pipe to the side during your working hours and use your sacred herb at home to meditate on your new beginnings. Especially since your decisions now will greatly affect you in the months to come!

It is never wise to only share your bud with one person.  Be kind with your sacred herb as well as your presence.  To most stoner, Aries serenity means time alone with coffee, art, reading, music and the list goes on.  This month you will need to show up and be seen when the occasion arises. Do not tie yourself down at this time.  Give yourself the freedom to wander and explore.  This is the month to not simply find yourself but to truly BE yourself.  Aries, I do believe you are starting anew.  Believe in you and your world will become right starting from within.

Aries August 2016

August 2016 will be a bit like a tightrope walker act for the stoner Aries.  It will also be a time of mindful & soulful ascension into a higher place of being if you so choose it to be.  Each step you take this month will require balance and foresight.  The cosmos are your net and balance bar; there when you need them yet unbinding so you can freely make your own moves.

You may want to utilize a sativa to help you find and maintain inertia at work, as it will seem a bit static.  However, you will see through this if you allow your intuition to take over.  It will behoove you to see things as they are, but also as they could be.  This inner awakening will help you to set yourself up to overcome all possible obstacles this month.  Feel free to implement that blindfolded back flip on the tightrope this month stoner Aries.  You will stick the landing like a good solid dab.  This victory alone will give you the esteem boost you need in the coming months.

You may have committed to a risky stunt in your working world, but my cannabis companion, your personal life is where the mask of your true self will be stripped away.  Your feelings will be rampant and overwhelming throughout the entirety of August.  Try each evening to make time for yourself with yoga and meditation utilizing the sacred herb.  Use an indica to better reach a state of calmness.  Be brave and face your feelings with an open heart. Share them with those closest to you and heed their wisdom.  By month’s end you will be ready to style and free fall into the net the cosmos have set up for you.  Bravo Aries, Bravo!  

Aries July 2016

On your mark, ready, set, go!  Just when you got used to the relay race it suddenly converts into a triathlon. There will be no warnings, no telltale signs – just flat out change coming at you from all angles this month my stoner Aries. How you choose to deal with these changes will greatly impinge the outcome of July 2016.

This July, the stoner Ram must pay exquisite attention to their words, actions and thoughts.  Think of your personal life like the ocean.  Each wave of thought you have will hold great gravity within your own soul; some pushing, some pulling some washing away unnecessary emotions.  Take heed that not everything that washes over you needs to be laid out for your loved ones.  Your words and actions will hit harder than a gravity bong to those around you.  As sweet as that may sound it can be impending doom for the future when your words fully set in with those you care about.  Take time to meditate properly with the sacred herb before swimming ahead with your new founded ideas.  Listening will be key for you and our earthly herb will help you see this.

With all the massive changes in your spiritual, emotional and physical self this month you will be feeling a bit like you’re biking uphill.  Weather it is a community project or a task for work, you need to be steadfast in your work ethic and maintain the pace.  Be plain in your words and mean what you say. Laying the pipe down during the first half of July (especially during business hours) is highly recommended. Aries, you have a lot to do this month. Take care of yourself so that you can come out on the winning side of July.

Aries June 2016

The first full month of Summer is upon us stoner Aries.  Get ready for a wild ride.  Keep a sativa hybrid near during your days and an indica hybrid for your evenings.  I recommend the hybrids because keeping your wits about you at all times this June is a must.  The healing and creative properties of the hybrids will help you both indulge in your work and in your pleasure.

Being kind this month will take you many places with your friends and loved ones.  Take time to listen to others so that they too will return the favor.  You will find that many in your circle are also having a traffic jam of a month this June.  Keep the peace pipe packed and share a bowl with any visitors you may encounter.  Heed their advice but, don’t be put out by their opinions.  In return do the same for them.  June is a month where you can really connect with those you hold dear if you simply stay kind and share the “kind”.

Your relationships will help you cope with the hustle and bustle you are going to encounter at work.  If you have the ability to work by yourself this month, stoner Aries, do so.  Keep the dugout close for those moments lacking creativity.  Although, do not overindulge during your work days.  If you don’t tie yourself to any specific outcome you will find the finish line is quite close at the end of the month.

Aries May 2016

The old saying “Luck favors the prepared” holds no value for the stoner Aries in the month of April 2016.  This does not mean that you will fall on hard times, quite the opposite.  Choose to see things from a positive perspective and you will thrive this month.  One thing you can prepare for is keeping your stash filled as you will want to lean on the sacred herb to help augment your intuition.

In both your career and your love life you will need a major overhaul of how you go about obtaining your visions and goals.  At work, you will find many snags trying to crimp your style.  You must choose to move through them or around them.  Whichever path you choose you must believe that it is the proper path.  It is the only way to see your visions of prosperity come to life.  Only if necessary utilize a nice sativa blend during your working hours.

That love life of yours stoner Aries has been a whirlwind of activity over the past twelve months.  It’s time to set your priorities in line.  What is working for you? What is not? If you are attached you will have to use your conversational abilities more than usual.  Don’t be overwhelming to anyone!  Use your intuition to help guide your topics of conversation.  If you are single don’t be surprised when you find someone who inspires this talkative side. Go ahead and indulge a bit with a nice indica strain in the evenings. You’ve earned the right to relax after your hard days of work!

Aries April 2016

April 2016 is a month of yin and yang for my fellow stoner Aries.  While you will be blessed with an adequate amount of positive energy you will need to keep one foot on the ground.  Stick to a high CBD hybrid for most of your daily tokes.  By keeping yourself grounded this month you will better enable yourself to deal with any core problems that pop up and more thoroughly enjoy the high times!

For the Ram that is attached:  You have attained many interpersonal goals in the past months, this is true.  Now what will you do with yourself when it comes to love?  Do you have a feeling deep down that something isn’t quite right within your lovership?  This is the month to contemplate this.  Lean on the sacred herb and do some meditating.  Include your close friends and family in this decision.  You may not like what they have to say but, you do need to hear it.  The single Aries will have a much more positive time in decision making this month!  You will still need time to contemplate before making any big moves in the arena of love, so don’t rush anything!

In your professional life, you have also accomplished many things over the past year.  The word ‘past’ is key here stoner Aries.  Although your past has set up a great foundation for you, it  is time to plunge ahead on your new goals.  Take your one-hitter to work with you and use it to fuel that creative mind of yours to take flight in your new direction.  Find your Zen and all will work out.  Make sure you leave your work at work this month and when you are at home, be at home.  This is key to your productivity levels this April.