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The Stoner Aquarius is a blessed soul. Look for this water bearer to be leading the cannabis leagalization rally.

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Aquarius March 2015

Stoner Aquarius, this March may not be what you expected, but this does not have to be exclusively negative.  The month may start off bumpy, but the potential for growth is there, you may just need to add a little bit of water.  Don’t be too hasty when making decisions on how to handle all the newness, if things are looking a bit hazy open a window and let the smoke clear out.  What you’ll find is a clearer perspective and new opportunities budding all around.  Remember both plants and opportunities need care and attention to grow.  Be sure to focus on your investments and the returns they bring will follow soon.

If you find yourself feeling a little disoriented; you’ll be able to find shelter in your closest relations.  For you and your love, it’s about all about the “what’s next?”.  Even if it’s just figuring out what kind of pizza to order the next time the two of you get the munchies, your relationship will become more and more solid with each joint decision.  Feel free to channel the good vibes from friends and family into the areas in life that you feel need to get smoothed out.  Your friends’, best buds, or fellow cannabis companions will be supportive of the choices you decide to pursue. They’ve got your back covered so you can keep moving forward.

Apply this new momentum to your work and you’ll be able to roll ‘em up and smoke ‘em down, maybe not literally of course.  It’s probably recommended that we enjoy our herbal remedies while in the comfort of the home.  (Plus there’s a couch at home.)  Stoner Aquarius, feel confident that any advanced efforts will lead to advancement in your career goals.  

Aquarius February 2015

Stoner Aquarius, this February you get to do it all.  You may have heard the saying “go big, or go home.”  This month you don’t have to choose—Go big AND go home.  With the Sun at your back and the wind in your hair you will notice a new level of energy and motivation that is uncommon, but very welcomed.  February is not about uncharted territories; instead, you will realize that the roadblocks that were keeping you feeling stuck can be knocked down and that boundaries are only there in our imagination.

You may surprise yourself this month Aquarius, when you notice that the job in front of you might be a little easier without a joint in the hand.  The plus side to putting a little less green in the bowl is that you’ll find a little more green in the wallet.  Focus these newly found finances on advancing your smoking quality as a reward for the solid work being accomplished.  Within this month’s theme of advancement, consider upgrading our smoking efficiency instead of just packing a bigger bowl.  It saves green all around and its healthiness may result in a new found clarity.

Feeling fresh and accomplished from all this optimization budding around, you’ll find yourself grooving through the second half of the month.  Your inner peace will extend beyond yourself.  Those around you will benefit from the coolness of your insight and your positive attitude will boost up the relationships of those around you.  In short, February will be a blazing win for you!

Aquarius January 2015

Aquarius, you are very aware of one the most primal stoner protocols — if there is Green in the mix then the rules are as follows:  puff…puff…pass!  Although you are not one to pass the offer to share a bowl, you will find that being more selective with who you’re tokin’ up with will give you more chance to grow specific relationships, particularly that special smoke buddy.  This doesn’t mean you have to give up smoking circles. But, as the circle shrinks to a square, then a triangle, you will eventually come to the realization that the closest distance between two points is a straight line.  Once there are fewer distractions in the way, you will discover yourself ready for a new kind of relationship, even if it’s just the next level with your current love affair.
Remember, Aquarius, that there are worse things to have to admit than to say, “I don’t know.”  Due to your vast canvas of contacts, you are surrounded by endless knowledge and advice.  Don’t be afraid ask for help.  If a person’s garden gets bugs, wouldn’t they be much better off asking a more seasoned grower if they know any tips or tricks?  Instead of wasting time trying to pick off your problems one by one, it’s much better to work with a partner to figure out a solution that tackles the whole problem.  When this lesson is realized, even a stoner’s biggest problems will be up in smoke.