Stoner Aquarius, this March do all that you can to keep your priorities in order. Remember that you have to make it, to spend it, to smoke it—and always in that order. There is smoke before the fire, but keep in mind that if we get too much smoke in our eyes we will not be able to focus on the flame. Your motivation to accomplish your goals, (maybe ones that you’ve had for awhile) is only surpassed by your abilities to get things done.
While some may warn against having our heads in the clouds, you acknowledge that from up there you get a better view and can better tackle the issues at hand. As long as you keep your business time and your burn time separate, there is literally nothing you won’t be able to get done. So, Aquarius, use it or lose it. You have amazing insight into where you want to go and what you want to do. This month you will only have yourself to blame if you do not reach those goals. If you choose not to pursue your passions and let the days roll by without making progress towards your goals, you are the one who ultimately loses out. This is not a criticism, but a warning. You have all the resources that you need to accomplish ALL that you want to. Dive in stoner Aquarius. Show people that you can smoke with the best of them but that your realm expands far beyond the confines of your couch.
While you are handling your affairs in the business field, be sure to save some energies and positivity for the home. It is not guaranteed that things will go badly. But, just like our favorite cannabinoid-containing plant, our relationship will dwindle if it is not watered with love and affection. Just remember that when it is time relax and burn one down after that long and prosperous day that you include those special stoners in your life.
Stoner Aquarius, although summer may be a long way off, this February will have you feeling all the energies the Sun has to offer. Stay focused and you will wander far in your travels across the universe, so avoid wandering aimlessly. It will be a memorable month as long as you make your plans ahead of hitting the trail. Remember this and the world will be yours for the taking. And after you make it to your final destination be sure to enjoy that blunt, joint or pipe; because, once your work is done you will have plenty of time to space out and watch the smoke swirl.
The workplace will be no less smooth sailing Aquarius. If you are able to remain flexible you will be able to avoid stress even amidst chaotic events. Even with all of your planning, sometimes things veer off course. Everything will be okay as long as you don’t lose your cool. And there should be no reason to. When the unexpected pops up and tries to harsh your mellow, just take a moment to redirect your efforts. You still will reach all your goals even if the route wasn’t the one you originally thought.
When the opportunities arise be sure to invite friends to help you burn (or vape) that bowl. If you have a special significant stoner in your life, don’t forget to include them in your sessions. With as busy as you’ll be this month it will be important to keep your lover in the loop. This person might be your best bud, but they will feel a little neglected if you don’t include them as part of your plans. If you are able to do this, you and yours will have an amazingly positive month ahead.
Take it slow this month Stoner Aquarius: That is, be sure to take moments to collect your thoughts, maybe have a bowl and then a stroll around the block. Avoid rushing toward tasks that you have not yet given thought. You know what you want Aquarius, but you will best achieve these ends if you are thinking ahead. If you find yourself feeling a bit dazed and confused it is okay to slow the roll even more.
Don’t worry about not getting enough done. While others will be starting their year making resolutions, you will be reaching your goals and handling business. As long as you keep your business and blunt times separate, each will be optimal and enhance the quality of the other. Avoid those who might be envious of your enthusiasm. Instead of competing, collaborate. All parties involved will benefit more from a peace pipe offering than from trying to pull the others in different directions.
If you are able to find this peace, keeping it will be easy and your home life will experience an increase in positivity. You are sure to win the argument if the situation arises, but the real win will be avoiding conflicts before they become problems. Find a common ground. Maybe “Green” is everyone’s favorite color (and herb). Use this commonality to aid in understanding the other’s perspective and you will forget what all the fuss was about to begin with.
Aquarius, the winter may not be your time to shine, but there will be enough of you to go around. You will have to be a bit more selective when you decide on where and what that you invest your time. The goals you wish to accomplish will get done, but not without energy on your part. Don’t let yourself get too drained, stoner Aquarius. Be mindful of what you’re smoking on. Sativas can provide energy, but brainy strains can also leave us wandering around the hallways of our minds for too long. Likewise, be sure to avoid the couchlock potential with too heavy of an Indica strain.
The best advice to offer is the simple reminder to pay attention. Knowing how you will personally respond to certain types of the sacred herb can mean the difference between a weekend to remember and one you’d much rather forget. If you feel that your pay off in the workplace is not satisfactory enough, this may not be your fault. If you are having doubts on the quality of your work, look instead to the content–Maybe it is your passions that have changed, not your productivity.
On the home front, stoner Aquarius, remember that you cannot help others unless you yourself are feeling fresh and ready to rock. Your friends and loved ones will follow you to the ends of the earth, but they may be waiting for you to lead the way. Load up a bowl and get ready to have a ball. Those closest to you are going to be more than glad to help you out with that freshly packed bowl. Allow the herbal remedies to bring you all closer together; the shared experience of passing a pipe can be one of the best starting points for better understanding.
Aquarius, although autumn is upon us, be sure to recharge those batteries and soak up as much of the dwindling sunlight as the seasons will allow. With the ever shortening sun at your back, your attitude can only benefit. This is not to say that November will be completely smooth sailing, however, with your stockpile of positive energies you should be able to avoid any drastic or dire situations that come your way.
In the workplace, keep it pushing. If you feel like your actions and efforts on the job are going unnoticed, fear not. Even if your employer is not giving you direct credit for your efforts, your results speak for themselves. So don’t fret. Continue to show all your potential and capabilities and the acknowledgements will soon follow. In the meantime, when you get the chance to relax do so with extra vigor. To counter the hard work you put in during the nine-to-five, don’t forget to allow yourself the time to unwind at home. Spark one up and then enjoy the fresh fall air while the rain isn’t dampening your groove.
Things on the home front may seem a little more bumpy than usual. But, with the help of our wonderful muse Mary Jane, home life will conduct itself a little more smoothly. Remember that although you can help those around you, it is not always possible to fix others’ problems completely. It is always considered kind to offer to share the chronic relief, but this will not always be the solution. Sometimes the best remedy is to offer to share—if that is not what that person needs then the next best thing may be a simple as to offer to listen.
The simplest path, stoner Aquarius, is not always the correct path. When faced with the decision of quick, or creative responses, go with the latter. Don’t wait for the stars or other people to reveal what is the right choice, be a trailblazer. For that matter, be a blunt blazer. As long as you’ve already picked your destination, it doesn’t matter if you spend a little more time by taking the scenic route. It is recommended that you keep that celebratory joint un-sparked until you reach your final destination. If not, you may allow yourself to become easily distracted and you could end up in completely unknown territory.
This October it is advised to enjoy some of your smoke sessions on the solo. Spending time enjoying your bowls without any external distractions will allow you the time you need to stay focused on what is important. With this in mind, whether or not you include the pipe, the time you spend on self-reflection will prove beneficial. There will be those who offer advice, even if it wasn’t asked for, but you are the one ultimately who is affected. So, remember at the end of the day, the decision is yours and yours alone.
With regards to perhaps that special someone, just because you have a path in mind, doesn’t mean you can’t take small detours. If you have a lover, invite them to join in on some of your smoking time. It is possible to share a path but not sacrifice your preferences. You do not have to fear straying from your goals. However, by allowing yourself to experience someone else’s perspective you will not narrow your path, but instead expand the horizon of your journey.
Stoner Aquarius, don’t fret too much about what events the universe decides to put on your plate this month. It may seem like there are surprises around every corner, you will have the knowhow and energies to face the unexpected with your full focus. In order to maintain your activeness, go ahead and search out those uplifting qualities of a nice, sweet sativa. By keeping yourself (and your high) on the up, you will be able to avoid burnout and keep the mind fresh for creative problem solving.
Use the workplace as an outlet for your ambitions. Whatever your tasks or projects may be, you can address them with full confidence in your abilities to accomplish them. Whatever you do; don’t let your smoke slow you down when it comes to your pursuit of success. September can be a month where you let your inner light shine through at work, to both your peers and your leaders. The only one who can diminish this month’s brightness is you. Stay focused on your project oriented work and people will notice.
With regards to bigger plans, be sure to schedule them for the first part of the month. Home life should be mostly smooth but, not necessarily stable. Be sure to stock up on all green things early. It will probably be needed in later weeks and having a nice supply will be one less thing to interrupt your happenings at home. If things with that special someone seem to be getting a little tense, go ahead, smoke a bowl and enjoy a nice stroll together in the outdoors while the weather is still nice. Allow yourself the time to decompress and reflect, then try having the conversation again.
Stoner Aquarius, you may feel that life is dull and uneventful, or at least moving at a slower than usual pace. But, like making the perfect munchie-curing meal, there is going to be some prep work required. When your schedule seems like you have too many blank days, take the time to figure out how you want to fill them and then put it into action. Perhaps you’ve been thinking about a new hobby like hemp braiding, hiking, or maybe you want to try your hand at creating blunt art, (yup, it’s totally a real thing.)
August and peak summer sun will help to fill you with a seemingly endless supply of energy. You will have the resources, mainly plenty of time, to pursue new experiences. Without an outlet for activities you risk that energy turning into restlessness—so keep yourself busy.
One thing you definitely don’t have to worry about this month is worrying. Your abilities and determination will leave you with no lasting problems, especially in the workplace. Whether it’s at work or a weekend smoke session with the buds, be sure to pay attention and to listen to those around you. Others may have welcomed insight into ideas you’ve been trying to work through on your own. The herb somehow seems to taste better when it’s being shared with someone else. As we head into the final leg of summer, make plans to share your peace with the ones you love. Sometimes it’s fine to not worry about where you’re headed if the company you are with is good.
If life does not seem to be providing you enough twists and turns to keep you from getting bored, go out and find your own excitement. My stoner Aquarius, you may traditionally prefer a more stoney style of unwinding and your go-to herb is a nice relaxing indica strain. If you feel stagnant and glued to the couch, try making your plans before tokin’ the bowl. To match the positive energies that you are feeling during the extended hours of summer, try switching it up with a more cerebral sativa and embrace your creative side. The main thing to remember for this month is to keep it fresh. Go down that trail you’ve never taken before on the hike you’ve done a hundred times.
You may have many goals in the workplace and on the home front; so feel free to shoot for the moon! Your abilities to approach events with a positive and energetic attitude will make those goals more than reachable. Just remember that the higher we go, the closer we are to the sun—don’t burn yourself out. When faced with deciding what tasks you will turn your focus to next, choose quality over quantity. What good is picking flowers if we don’t spend the time to smell them?
It could be advised that you try to carry an extra bowl or two with you. Your success and stamina this month will be noticed by others around you. Although they may not ask, sharing a bowl with you might be just what they are needing right now. Your calm and calculated vibes, and of course a good bowl shared with a friend in need, will always be a great use of your time.
Stoner Aquarius, the month of June will be bringing to you more energy and focus than you will know what to do with. Yes, this month you will be getting things done! With all of this extra “oomph” behind you, don’t forget to give attention to the mechanical side of things, your body. While a nice sativa may bring you that extra spunk and creativity; embrace those strains that may be higher in CBDs as this is where we find those wonderful healing properties. If you can maintain the balance between accomplishments and caring for your body, there is really nothing on that to-do-list of yours that cannot get crossed off.
June brings to you a period of peace and prosperity. In the workplace, pay attention to the details and be selective on where you invest those energies. You’ve found your groove Aquarius, but it is up to you to use this momentum to smooth out any bumps you may have noticed. This is true especially in the workplace, as the quality of your work will get noticed. The best part is that you will have enough energies to conquer both the day-to-day tasks and bring the remaining energies with you to invest in the place you call home.
Those who know you well will be positively influenced by your apparent magnetism. Which is why it is important to keep watch on your personal well-being. Those magnificent powers of that sacred herb may be just exactly what you and your loved ones need to share. Keep your attention to the things that matter. Remember that we ruin that which was almost ripe by tampering too much. Keep your sights on the end result and allow things to flourish in their own time.