Stoner Aquarius, this June, you may feel like the elements are conspiring to bring you harm. Remember, that roots run deep. You are grounded solidly, but it will be up to you to best utilize the resources around you in order to continue your upward growth. You can and WILL accomplish what you set out to, as long as you acknowledge that you can overcome whatever twist or turn the universe has in store for you. It is recommended that you keep your tokin’ time to the evenings. Your days, although manageable, will require your full attention and you will not need any extra help in becoming distracted.
Work will offer similar problems, but they will be equally solvable. Pay attention to the little things. Just like a seedling, know what it is that the specific solution requires. If you flood the problem with reactive emotion, you may drown out your opportunity for success. Similarly, coming at an obstacle with too much fervor can burn up the progress you were making. Keep focused and keep your cool. You have all the right answers to overcome whatever comes your way as long as you allow yourself the time realize what each individual situation requires.
When it comes to the home front Aquarius, you will be required to practice patience. It may be as simple as your smoke buddy hogging all the herb. There is no need to get upset. Instead, sit back when the bowl is gone and allow others to pack the next one. The real test will be to see if they are kind enough to offer you greens. If they do not, don’t judge them too harshly–it is simply that you’ve learned the lesson that you may need to be more selective when it comes to choosing those in your smoking circle. This may cause rifts between you and those around you. But, your role will be the easy one. Just be there to welcome them back when they realize their mistakes. And, then you can gladly offer them the first puff.
Just like the weather, stoner Aquarius, this month will have its highs and lows. But, just because we cannot predict the rain, doesn’t mean that we cannot prepare for it. May is sure to bring with it plenty of positivity. This does not mean that opportunity will always present itself clearly. During this time, it will be a good idea to slow your roll. Pack that bowl and pick a snack, but instead of turning on the tv, allow your imagination some time to grow and see where it takes you.
You will continue to be an asset in the workplace Aquarius. You’ll be able to “keep it fresh” all throughout the month. This means your problem-solving skills and unique approaches to unexpected issues will definitely produce noticeable results. Stick to sativa strains if you want to maintain your awesome levels of prosperity. It will provide that second wind in the evening times so you will be able to recuperate and keep it rockin’ through your work week.
It’s probably a good thing Aquarius, that your performance is elevated at work; the home front may not be as smooth. When it comes to your significant other, don’t get caught up in the chaos of who is ‘right’. Those energies will prove to be much more beneficial if you and your partner spend them trying to compromise rather than dominate. If needed, take a break…a smoking break that is. You just need to remember that it’s okay to branch out. If one, or BOTH of you, needs some space be sure to take it. Enjoying the peace pipe, even if you are toking in separate smoking circles, will provide the time needed to re-evaluate and maybe reconsider your positions on the problems.
In the month of April, stoner Aquarius, it will be better to pay close attention to your journey and worry less about reaching your destination. Although this is not a new idea, even cliché perhaps, you will get more out of your trips by allowing yourself to enjoy the flux of travel. Spring is on your side, but you may not end up in the exact spots that you thought you would. The universe is aligned to keep your energy levels high. I recommend that you keep this high going with a little help from your friends. If you have to chance to be a part of smoking circle or session, you should not pass up the opportunity. This will be the perfect setting to let your mind relax and also hear new takes on old ideas from others. It may not be your plans that need to change, but instead, simply your perspective.
If you are feeling stuck when it comes to your place of work, take a moment to consider whether there is something that you could be doing differently. You may find that if you force your plans to completion that the results may not be as appealing as they looked on paper. Get outdoors. Find your favorite smoke spot and don’t forget to bring with you some herbal inspirations. Sometimes we hold on to ideas too tightly and can lose sight of why that idea was good to begin with. If this understanding gets foggy, light one up and clear the air—and your mind. You may find that being able to see the problem from a distance will enable you to see new angles and approaches that before you may not have noticed.
While you may be having new insights, Aquarius, remember to let those around you learn in their own time. Maintain the stream of creativity flowing by keeping yourself open to what those around you may be learning. Sharing is caring, or so it’s said. We all may grow at different paces, but, we can all claim to have sprouted from the same common ground.
Stoner Aquarius, this March do all that you can to keep your priorities in order. Remember that you have to make it, to spend it, to smoke it—and always in that order. There is smoke before the fire, but keep in mind that if we get too much smoke in our eyes we will not be able to focus on the flame. Your motivation to accomplish your goals, (maybe ones that you’ve had for awhile) is only surpassed by your abilities to get things done.
While some may warn against having our heads in the clouds, you acknowledge that from up there you get a better view and can better tackle the issues at hand. As long as you keep your business time and your burn time separate, there is literally nothing you won’t be able to get done. So, Aquarius, use it or lose it. You have amazing insight into where you want to go and what you want to do. This month you will only have yourself to blame if you do not reach those goals. If you choose not to pursue your passions and let the days roll by without making progress towards your goals, you are the one who ultimately loses out. This is not a criticism, but a warning. You have all the resources that you need to accomplish ALL that you want to. Dive in stoner Aquarius. Show people that you can smoke with the best of them but that your realm expands far beyond the confines of your couch.
While you are handling your affairs in the business field, be sure to save some energies and positivity for the home. It is not guaranteed that things will go badly. But, just like our favorite cannabinoid-containing plant, our relationship will dwindle if it is not watered with love and affection. Just remember that when it is time relax and burn one down after that long and prosperous day that you include those special stoners in your life.
Stoner Aquarius, although summer may be a long way off, this February will have you feeling all the energies the Sun has to offer. Stay focused and you will wander far in your travels across the universe, so avoid wandering aimlessly. It will be a memorable month as long as you make your plans ahead of hitting the trail. Remember this and the world will be yours for the taking. And after you make it to your final destination be sure to enjoy that blunt, joint or pipe; because, once your work is done you will have plenty of time to space out and watch the smoke swirl.
The workplace will be no less smooth sailing Aquarius. If you are able to remain flexible you will be able to avoid stress even amidst chaotic events. Even with all of your planning, sometimes things veer off course. Everything will be okay as long as you don’t lose your cool. And there should be no reason to. When the unexpected pops up and tries to harsh your mellow, just take a moment to redirect your efforts. You still will reach all your goals even if the route wasn’t the one you originally thought.
When the opportunities arise be sure to invite friends to help you burn (or vape) that bowl. If you have a special significant stoner in your life, don’t forget to include them in your sessions. With as busy as you’ll be this month it will be important to keep your lover in the loop. This person might be your best bud, but they will feel a little neglected if you don’t include them as part of your plans. If you are able to do this, you and yours will have an amazingly positive month ahead.
Take it slow this month Stoner Aquarius: That is, be sure to take moments to collect your thoughts, maybe have a bowl and then a stroll around the block. Avoid rushing toward tasks that you have not yet given thought. You know what you want Aquarius, but you will best achieve these ends if you are thinking ahead. If you find yourself feeling a bit dazed and confused it is okay to slow the roll even more.
Don’t worry about not getting enough done. While others will be starting their year making resolutions, you will be reaching your goals and handling business. As long as you keep your business and blunt times separate, each will be optimal and enhance the quality of the other. Avoid those who might be envious of your enthusiasm. Instead of competing, collaborate. All parties involved will benefit more from a peace pipe offering than from trying to pull the others in different directions.
If you are able to find this peace, keeping it will be easy and your home life will experience an increase in positivity. You are sure to win the argument if the situation arises, but the real win will be avoiding conflicts before they become problems. Find a common ground. Maybe “Green” is everyone’s favorite color (and herb). Use this commonality to aid in understanding the other’s perspective and you will forget what all the fuss was about to begin with.
Aquarius, the winter may not be your time to shine, but there will be enough of you to go around. You will have to be a bit more selective when you decide on where and what that you invest your time. The goals you wish to accomplish will get done, but not without energy on your part. Don’t let yourself get too drained, stoner Aquarius. Be mindful of what you’re smoking on. Sativas can provide energy, but brainy strains can also leave us wandering around the hallways of our minds for too long. Likewise, be sure to avoid the couchlock potential with too heavy of an Indica strain.
The best advice to offer is the simple reminder to pay attention. Knowing how you will personally respond to certain types of the sacred herb can mean the difference between a weekend to remember and one you’d much rather forget. If you feel that your pay off in the workplace is not satisfactory enough, this may not be your fault. If you are having doubts on the quality of your work, look instead to the content–Maybe it is your passions that have changed, not your productivity.
On the home front, stoner Aquarius, remember that you cannot help others unless you yourself are feeling fresh and ready to rock. Your friends and loved ones will follow you to the ends of the earth, but they may be waiting for you to lead the way. Load up a bowl and get ready to have a ball. Those closest to you are going to be more than glad to help you out with that freshly packed bowl. Allow the herbal remedies to bring you all closer together; the shared experience of passing a pipe can be one of the best starting points for better understanding.
Aquarius, although autumn is upon us, be sure to recharge those batteries and soak up as much of the dwindling sunlight as the seasons will allow. With the ever shortening sun at your back, your attitude can only benefit. This is not to say that November will be completely smooth sailing, however, with your stockpile of positive energies you should be able to avoid any drastic or dire situations that come your way.
In the workplace, keep it pushing. If you feel like your actions and efforts on the job are going unnoticed, fear not. Even if your employer is not giving you direct credit for your efforts, your results speak for themselves. So don’t fret. Continue to show all your potential and capabilities and the acknowledgements will soon follow. In the meantime, when you get the chance to relax do so with extra vigor. To counter the hard work you put in during the nine-to-five, don’t forget to allow yourself the time to unwind at home. Spark one up and then enjoy the fresh fall air while the rain isn’t dampening your groove.
Things on the home front may seem a little more bumpy than usual. But, with the help of our wonderful muse Mary Jane, home life will conduct itself a little more smoothly. Remember that although you can help those around you, it is not always possible to fix others’ problems completely. It is always considered kind to offer to share the chronic relief, but this will not always be the solution. Sometimes the best remedy is to offer to share—if that is not what that person needs then the next best thing may be a simple as to offer to listen.
The simplest path, stoner Aquarius, is not always the correct path. When faced with the decision of quick, or creative responses, go with the latter. Don’t wait for the stars or other people to reveal what is the right choice, be a trailblazer. For that matter, be a blunt blazer. As long as you’ve already picked your destination, it doesn’t matter if you spend a little more time by taking the scenic route. It is recommended that you keep that celebratory joint un-sparked until you reach your final destination. If not, you may allow yourself to become easily distracted and you could end up in completely unknown territory.
This October it is advised to enjoy some of your smoke sessions on the solo. Spending time enjoying your bowls without any external distractions will allow you the time you need to stay focused on what is important. With this in mind, whether or not you include the pipe, the time you spend on self-reflection will prove beneficial. There will be those who offer advice, even if it wasn’t asked for, but you are the one ultimately who is affected. So, remember at the end of the day, the decision is yours and yours alone.
With regards to perhaps that special someone, just because you have a path in mind, doesn’t mean you can’t take small detours. If you have a lover, invite them to join in on some of your smoking time. It is possible to share a path but not sacrifice your preferences. You do not have to fear straying from your goals. However, by allowing yourself to experience someone else’s perspective you will not narrow your path, but instead expand the horizon of your journey.
Stoner Aquarius, don’t fret too much about what events the universe decides to put on your plate this month. It may seem like there are surprises around every corner, you will have the knowhow and energies to face the unexpected with your full focus. In order to maintain your activeness, go ahead and search out those uplifting qualities of a nice, sweet sativa. By keeping yourself (and your high) on the up, you will be able to avoid burnout and keep the mind fresh for creative problem solving.
Use the workplace as an outlet for your ambitions. Whatever your tasks or projects may be, you can address them with full confidence in your abilities to accomplish them. Whatever you do; don’t let your smoke slow you down when it comes to your pursuit of success. September can be a month where you let your inner light shine through at work, to both your peers and your leaders. The only one who can diminish this month’s brightness is you. Stay focused on your project oriented work and people will notice.
With regards to bigger plans, be sure to schedule them for the first part of the month. Home life should be mostly smooth but, not necessarily stable. Be sure to stock up on all green things early. It will probably be needed in later weeks and having a nice supply will be one less thing to interrupt your happenings at home. If things with that special someone seem to be getting a little tense, go ahead, smoke a bowl and enjoy a nice stroll together in the outdoors while the weather is still nice. Allow yourself the time to decompress and reflect, then try having the conversation again.