Stoner Aquarius, you may feel that life is dull and uneventful, or at least moving at a slower than usual pace. But, like making the perfect munchie-curing meal, there is going to be some prep work required. When your schedule seems like you have too many blank days, take the time to figure out how you want to fill them and then put it into action. Perhaps you’ve been thinking about a new hobby like hemp braiding, hiking, or maybe you want to try your hand at creating blunt art, (yup, it’s totally a real thing.)
August and peak summer sun will help to fill you with a seemingly endless supply of energy. You will have the resources, mainly plenty of time, to pursue new experiences. Without an outlet for activities you risk that energy turning into restlessness—so keep yourself busy.
One thing you definitely don’t have to worry about this month is worrying. Your abilities and determination will leave you with no lasting problems, especially in the workplace. Whether it’s at work or a weekend smoke session with the buds, be sure to pay attention and to listen to those around you. Others may have welcomed insight into ideas you’ve been trying to work through on your own. The herb somehow seems to taste better when it’s being shared with someone else. As we head into the final leg of summer, make plans to share your peace with the ones you love. Sometimes it’s fine to not worry about where you’re headed if the company you are with is good.
If life does not seem to be providing you enough twists and turns to keep you from getting bored, go out and find your own excitement. My stoner Aquarius, you may traditionally prefer a more stoney style of unwinding and your go-to herb is a nice relaxing indica strain. If you feel stagnant and glued to the couch, try making your plans before tokin’ the bowl. To match the positive energies that you are feeling during the extended hours of summer, try switching it up with a more cerebral sativa and embrace your creative side. The main thing to remember for this month is to keep it fresh. Go down that trail you’ve never taken before on the hike you’ve done a hundred times.
You may have many goals in the workplace and on the home front; so feel free to shoot for the moon! Your abilities to approach events with a positive and energetic attitude will make those goals more than reachable. Just remember that the higher we go, the closer we are to the sun—don’t burn yourself out. When faced with deciding what tasks you will turn your focus to next, choose quality over quantity. What good is picking flowers if we don’t spend the time to smell them?
It could be advised that you try to carry an extra bowl or two with you. Your success and stamina this month will be noticed by others around you. Although they may not ask, sharing a bowl with you might be just what they are needing right now. Your calm and calculated vibes, and of course a good bowl shared with a friend in need, will always be a great use of your time.
Stoner Aquarius, the month of June will be bringing to you more energy and focus than you will know what to do with. Yes, this month you will be getting things done! With all of this extra “oomph” behind you, don’t forget to give attention to the mechanical side of things, your body. While a nice sativa may bring you that extra spunk and creativity; embrace those strains that may be higher in CBDs as this is where we find those wonderful healing properties. If you can maintain the balance between accomplishments and caring for your body, there is really nothing on that to-do-list of yours that cannot get crossed off.
June brings to you a period of peace and prosperity. In the workplace, pay attention to the details and be selective on where you invest those energies. You’ve found your groove Aquarius, but it is up to you to use this momentum to smooth out any bumps you may have noticed. This is true especially in the workplace, as the quality of your work will get noticed. The best part is that you will have enough energies to conquer both the day-to-day tasks and bring the remaining energies with you to invest in the place you call home.
Those who know you well will be positively influenced by your apparent magnetism. Which is why it is important to keep watch on your personal well-being. Those magnificent powers of that sacred herb may be just exactly what you and your loved ones need to share. Keep your attention to the things that matter. Remember that we ruin that which was almost ripe by tampering too much. Keep your sights on the end result and allow things to flourish in their own time.
Aquarius, just like water running off the back of a duck, not even the most dampening of circumstances can grab hold of you this month. May brings you an evenness, balance, and an energy that will go uninterrupted; so long as you don’t go looking for trouble. If you are willing to embrace this ever materializing positivity you will have all the necessary pieces to go in whichever direction you decide. Although Zen will be your mantra for this month, don’t let yourself become overconfident. If a problem presents itself, it may be you that needs to shift perspective.
The work place will be your canvas this month. What you want to see created, you can achieve it. What you want to see improved, you can build it higher and better than it was before. But, with all this forward momentum you are manifesting, it will be best to avoid couch-lock. Sativa strains are your recommended go to pick-me-up. And for you, stoner Aquarius, this month you do not need to worry about choosing your peace, or the pipe. You can have both.
At home, or on the love front, do your best to keep the piece and your peace within arm’s reach. If it seems like a problem is surfacing, this is a good sign that maybe you both just need to pause and share a bowl. There is nothing that you cannot work through while it is still small. And a little patience and perseverance will be all that is needed to keep on this path of productiveness.
This month, stoner Aquarius, you may feel that bad vibes are all around, but don’t let them get you down. Grab the pipe or papers and do your best to rise above it all. Some people may try to warn you against having your head in the clouds, but you’ll find that the view from higher up is actually much clearer. By allowing there to be distance between you and the problems you are facing you will be able see them in a different light. This new perspective may be exactly the solution needed to tackle old problems. Use this forward momentum and apply the positive energy where it will be most useful, in the work place. With so many things going on at once, you may find work being a welcomed distraction instead of a burden. Finding your groove might be tricky at first, but this investment upfront will help to smooth out the rest of the month.
Likewise, on the home front, you may find offering up the peace pipe to those closest to you will have its own benefits. It will be important to keep in mind that the problems popping up now have seeds that were planted long ago. Even though the pipe is not the final solution, the conversation may come a little easier once everyone is a bit calmer. Take the time to pause and consider the words before they are said to the other person. This will help to avoid small problems from getting bigger and all sides of the argument win when there is sincerity in the words being spoken.
Stoner Aquarius, this March may not be what you expected, but this does not have to be exclusively negative. The month may start off bumpy, but the potential for growth is there, you may just need to add a little bit of water. Don’t be too hasty when making decisions on how to handle all the newness, if things are looking a bit hazy open a window and let the smoke clear out. What you’ll find is a clearer perspective and new opportunities budding all around. Remember both plants and opportunities need care and attention to grow. Be sure to focus on your investments and the returns they bring will follow soon.
If you find yourself feeling a little disoriented; you’ll be able to find shelter in your closest relations. For you and your love, it’s about all about the “what’s next?”. Even if it’s just figuring out what kind of pizza to order the next time the two of you get the munchies, your relationship will become more and more solid with each joint decision. Feel free to channel the good vibes from friends and family into the areas in life that you feel need to get smoothed out. Your friends’, best buds, or fellow cannabis companions will be supportive of the choices you decide to pursue. They’ve got your back covered so you can keep moving forward.
Apply this new momentum to your work and you’ll be able to roll ‘em up and smoke ‘em down, maybe not literally of course. It’s probably recommended that we enjoy our herbal remedies while in the comfort of the home. (Plus there’s a couch at home.) Stoner Aquarius, feel confident that any advanced efforts will lead to advancement in your career goals.
Stoner Aquarius, this February you get to do it all. You may have heard the saying “go big, or go home.” This month you don’t have to choose—Go big AND go home. With the Sun at your back and the wind in your hair you will notice a new level of energy and motivation that is uncommon, but very welcomed. February is not about uncharted territories; instead, you will realize that the roadblocks that were keeping you feeling stuck can be knocked down and that boundaries are only there in our imagination.
You may surprise yourself this month Aquarius, when you notice that the job in front of you might be a little easier without a joint in the hand. The plus side to putting a little less green in the bowl is that you’ll find a little more green in the wallet. Focus these newly found finances on advancing your smoking quality as a reward for the solid work being accomplished. Within this month’s theme of advancement, consider upgrading our smoking efficiency instead of just packing a bigger bowl. It saves green all around and its healthiness may result in a new found clarity.
Feeling fresh and accomplished from all this optimization budding around, you’ll find yourself grooving through the second half of the month. Your inner peace will extend beyond yourself. Those around you will benefit from the coolness of your insight and your positive attitude will boost up the relationships of those around you. In short, February will be a blazing win for you!
Aquarius, you are very aware of one the most primal stoner protocols — if there is Green in the mix then the rules are as follows: puff…puff…pass! Although you are not one to pass the offer to share a bowl, you will find that being more selective with who you’re tokin’ up with will give you more chance to grow specific relationships, particularly that special smoke buddy. This doesn’t mean you have to give up smoking circles. But, as the circle shrinks to a square, then a triangle, you will eventually come to the realization that the closest distance between two points is a straight line. Once there are fewer distractions in the way, you will discover yourself ready for a new kind of relationship, even if it’s just the next level with your current love affair.
Remember, Aquarius, that there are worse things to have to admit than to say, “I don’t know.” Due to your vast canvas of contacts, you are surrounded by endless knowledge and advice. Don’t be afraid ask for help. If a person’s garden gets bugs, wouldn’t they be much better off asking a more seasoned grower if they know any tips or tricks? Instead of wasting time trying to pick off your problems one by one, it’s much better to work with a partner to figure out a solution that tackles the whole problem. When this lesson is realized, even a stoner’s biggest problems will be up in smoke.