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The Stoner Aquarius is a blessed soul. Look for this water bearer to be leading the cannabis leagalization rally.

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Aquarius September 2016

During the beginning of the fall season, stoner Aquarius, you will have the potential to lift yourself higher.  You may already know what it is you want to accomplish, but it will be up to you tip the scales.  If a goal is seeming out of reach, you may simply need to reposition the angle of your approach, not your goal.  You know what it is that you wish to achieve, so don’t settle.  When you run into a fork in the road on your journey toward success, this will be the time to settle down and have a bowl and weigh your options.  It is not a matter of choosing the ‘right’ path, you already know what it is you want Aquarius.  This pause will not necessarily help you choose your path, but rather it will give you the time to prepare yourself for what will come next.

In the workplace, trust yourself and your peers.  You are all working towards the same ends and it will be best to maintain your confident attitude.  Not necessarily at work, but if you run into conflicts amongst your coworkers it may be helpful to share some peace and the pipe.  If you are able to meet on common ground, perhaps over a bowl of freshly ground green, everyone involved will be able to find something they have to share.  Keeping the balance will ensure all parties are in sync and flowing in the same direction.

It will be important that you don’t sacrifice your desires in order to maintain the status quo.  Your passions are your own, even if you share this love with a significant other.  If at first, you do not succeed in the sphere of romance, don’t fret.  But, also do not force the issue.  Light one up with your lover and see if there is still a spark.  You will either rediscover the fire you two share or find that it may be time to find a new smoking partner.

Aquarius August 2016

Keep rollin’ Aquarius.  Keep rolling up your down time one joint at a time.  Because you will not encounter any drastic obstacles or setbacks this month, it will be important to give additional attention to the little things–otherwise the small can become big before we know it.  When you are not problem-solving or reaching those goals, don’t forget to relax.  The calming properties of that peace-producing plant can help to keep you fresh and ready for getting work done and ready for what adventures might be calling.

 Sometimes stoner Aquarius, it may take longer to see the growth of the seeds we plant today.  Bout, don’t be discouraged.  Although getting your projects to bloom into completion may not come as soon as you thought, the time for harvest will come.  If you experience delays it only means that you have more time to cultivate and prune your efforts.  You will be able to see when one approach is not working and if needed, be able to figure out how to refocus on the problem from a new angle.

Whatever the zodiac sign of your partner or closest partner in chronic may be, you will both do well by slowing the pace during the final months of the summer sun.  It can be as simple as packing up the pipe, ‘hitting’ the local trails, and enjoying the local greenery around you.  If you both are able to remember to travel light you will be able to make it even further in your travels.  Good cannabis and great conversation–it can be a wonderful recipe for having a smokin’ summer.

Aquarius July 2016

While the month may not unfold in the precise ways you have planned, stoner Aquarius, your days will still be filled with plenty of excitement.  You may feel that you are left to your own devices and that the universe is overlooking you.  But, you will be able to accomplish and overcome any of the problems that pop up.  You may have to reach out to your smoking buddies to get the help you need in order to burn through these issues.  And, know that they will be more than glad to help you finish that bowl.  Once you all have tackled your toking duties, let the conversation flow.  Even if it feels like you are being isolated, you are not alone.  Use the wisdom offered by your partners in chronic and you will be amazed at how simple the solution turns out to be.

In past months you may have felt that you weren’t accomplishing your tasks at work with full force.  Aquarius, you will be able to see things through at 100% as long as you are willing to ask for assistance.  Don’t let your pride be the reason why you do not meet with full success.  You may be surprised by your peers, both with their competence in the workplace and their competence when it comes to cannabis.  Using the buddy system when doing work will leave all parties involved more energies to enjoy that beautiful bud off the clock.  The best advice in order to keep grinding at work is to keep the herb ground and ready to roll at home.

Although you may feel that you are supposed to go at it alone, pay attention to what’s going on with those around you.  Just like the workplace, relationships at home can be easily overlooked if we do not listen to what’s happening to others.  But, if we are willing to invest the time to help others, you will see all the payoffs.  Each person will be able to have the others’ back, and then you will just have to figure out who’s bringing the green.

Aquarius June 2016

Stoner Aquarius, this June, you may feel like the elements are conspiring to bring you harm.  Remember, that roots run deep.  You are grounded solidly, but it will be up to you to best utilize the resources around you in order to continue your upward growth.  You can and WILL accomplish what you set out to, as long as you acknowledge that you can overcome whatever twist or turn the universe has in store for you.  It is recommended that you keep your tokin’ time to the evenings.  Your days, although manageable, will require your full attention and you will not need any extra help in becoming distracted.

Work will offer similar problems, but they will be equally solvable.  Pay attention to the little things.  Just like a seedling, know what it is that the specific solution requires.  If you flood the problem with reactive emotion, you may drown out your opportunity for success.  Similarly, coming at an obstacle with too much fervor can burn up the progress you were making.  Keep focused and keep your cool.  You have all the right answers to overcome whatever comes your way as long as you allow yourself the time realize what each individual situation requires.

When it comes to the home front Aquarius, you will be required to practice patience.  It may be as simple as your smoke buddy hogging all the herb.  There is no need to get upset.  Instead, sit back when the bowl is gone and allow others to pack the next one.  The real test will be to see if they are kind enough to offer you greens.  If they do not, don’t judge them too harshly–it is simply that you’ve learned the lesson that you may need to be more selective when it comes to choosing those in your smoking circle.  This may cause rifts between you and those around you.  But, your role will be the easy one.  Just be there to welcome them back when they realize their mistakes.  And, then you can gladly offer them the first puff.  

Aquarius May 2016

Just like the weather, stoner Aquarius, this month will have its highs and lows.  But, just because we cannot predict the rain, doesn’t mean that we cannot prepare for it.  May is sure to bring with it plenty of positivity.  This does not mean that opportunity will always present itself clearly.  During this time, it will be a good idea to slow your roll.  Pack that bowl and pick a snack, but instead of turning on the tv, allow your imagination some time to grow and see where it takes you.

You will continue to be an asset in the workplace Aquarius.  You’ll be able to “keep it fresh” all throughout the month.  This means your problem-solving skills and unique approaches to unexpected issues will definitely produce noticeable results.  Stick to sativa strains if you want to maintain your awesome levels of prosperity.  It will provide that second wind in the evening times so you will be able to recuperate and keep it rockin’ through your work week.

It’s probably a good thing Aquarius, that your performance is elevated at work; the home front may not be as smooth.  When it comes to your significant other, don’t get caught up in the chaos of who is ‘right’.  Those energies will prove to be much more beneficial if you and your partner spend them trying to compromise rather than dominate.  If needed, take a break…a smoking break that is.  You just need to remember that it’s okay to branch out.  If one, or BOTH of you, needs some space be sure to take it.  Enjoying the peace pipe, even if you are toking in separate smoking circles, will provide the time needed to re-evaluate and maybe reconsider your positions on the problems.  

Aquarius April 2016

In the month of April, stoner Aquarius,  it will be better to pay close attention to your journey and worry less about reaching your destination.  Although this is not a new idea, even cliché perhaps, you will get more out of your trips by allowing yourself to enjoy the flux of travel.  Spring is on your side, but you may not end up in the exact spots that you thought you would.  The universe is aligned to keep your energy levels high.  I recommend that you keep this high going with a little help from your friends.  If you have to chance to be a part of smoking circle or session, you should not pass up the opportunity.  This will be the perfect setting to let your mind relax and also hear new takes on old ideas from others.  It may not be your plans that need to change, but instead, simply your perspective.

If you are feeling stuck when it comes to your place of work, take a moment to consider whether there is something that you could be doing differently.  You may find that if you force your plans to completion that the results may not be as appealing as they looked on paper.  Get outdoors.  Find your favorite smoke spot and don’t forget to bring with you some herbal inspirations.  Sometimes we hold on to ideas too tightly and can lose sight of why that idea was good to begin with.  If this understanding gets foggy, light one up and clear the air—and your mind.  You may find that being able to see the problem from a distance will enable you to see new angles and approaches that before you may not have noticed.

While you may be having new insights, Aquarius, remember to let those around you learn in their own time.  Maintain the stream of creativity flowing by keeping yourself open to what those around you may be learning.  Sharing is caring, or so it’s said.  We all may grow at different paces, but, we can all claim to have sprouted from the same common ground.  

Aquarius March 2016

Stoner Aquarius, this March do all that you can to keep your priorities in order.  Remember that you have to make it, to spend it, to smoke it—and always in that order.  There is smoke before the fire, but keep in mind that if we get too much smoke in our eyes we will not be able to focus on the flame.  Your motivation to accomplish your goals, (maybe ones that you’ve had for awhile) is only surpassed by your abilities to get things done.

While some may warn against having our heads in the clouds, you acknowledge that from up there you get a better view and can better tackle the issues at hand.  As long as you keep your business time and your burn time separate, there is literally nothing you won’t be able to get done.  So, Aquarius, use it or lose it.  You have amazing insight into where you want to go and what you want to do.  This month you will only have yourself to blame if you do not reach those goals.  If you choose not to pursue your passions and let the days roll by without making progress towards your goals, you are the one who ultimately loses out.  This is not a criticism, but a warning.  You have all the resources that you need to accomplish ALL that you want to.  Dive in stoner Aquarius.  Show people that you can smoke with the best of them but that your realm expands far beyond the confines of your couch.

While you are handling your affairs in the business field, be sure to save some energies and positivity for the home.  It is not guaranteed that things will go badly.  But, just like our favorite cannabinoid-containing plant, our relationship will dwindle if it is not watered with love and affection.  Just remember that when it is time relax and burn one down after that long and prosperous day that you include those special stoners in your life.

Aquarius February 2016

Stoner Aquarius, although summer may be a long way off, this February will have you feeling all the energies the Sun has to offer.  Stay focused and you will wander far in your travels across the universe, so avoid wandering aimlessly.  It will be a memorable month as long as you make your plans ahead of hitting the trail.  Remember this and the world will be yours for the taking.  And after you make it to your final destination be sure to enjoy that blunt, joint or pipe; because, once your work is done you will have plenty of time to space out and watch the smoke swirl.

The workplace will be no less smooth sailing Aquarius.  If you are able to remain flexible you will be able to avoid stress even amidst chaotic events.  Even with all of your planning, sometimes things veer off course.  Everything will be okay as long as you don’t lose your cool.  And there should be no reason to.  When the unexpected pops up and tries to harsh your mellow, just take a moment to redirect your efforts.  You still will reach all your goals even if the route wasn’t the one you originally thought.

When the opportunities arise be sure to invite friends to help you burn (or vape) that bowl.  If you have a special significant stoner in your life, don’t forget to include them in your sessions.  With as busy as you’ll be this month it will be important to keep your lover in the loop.  This person might be your best bud, but they will feel a little neglected if you don’t include them as part of your plans.  If you are able to do this, you and yours will have an amazingly positive month ahead.

Aquarius January 2016

Take it slow this month Stoner Aquarius:  That is, be sure to take moments to collect your thoughts, maybe have a bowl and then a stroll around the block.  Avoid rushing toward tasks that you have not yet given thought.  You know what you want Aquarius, but you will best achieve these ends if you are thinking ahead.  If you find yourself feeling a bit dazed and confused it is okay to slow the roll even more.

Don’t worry about not getting enough done.  While others will be starting their year making resolutions, you will be reaching your goals and handling business.  As long as you keep your business and blunt times separate, each will be optimal and enhance the quality of the other.  Avoid those who might be envious of your enthusiasm.  Instead of competing, collaborate.  All parties involved will benefit more from a peace pipe offering than from trying to pull the others in different directions.

If you are able to find this peace, keeping it will be easy and your home life will experience an increase in positivity.  You are sure to win the argument if the situation arises, but the real win will be avoiding conflicts before they become problems.  Find a common ground.  Maybe “Green” is everyone’s favorite color (and herb).  Use this commonality to aid in understanding the other’s perspective and you will forget what all the fuss was about to begin with.

Aquarius December 2015

Aquarius, the winter may not be your time to shine, but there will be enough of you to go around.  You will have to be a bit more selective when you decide on where and what that you invest your time.  The goals you wish to accomplish will get done, but not without energy on your part.  Don’t let yourself get too drained, stoner Aquarius.  Be mindful of what you’re smoking on.  Sativas can provide energy, but brainy strains can also leave us wandering around the hallways of our minds for too long.  Likewise, be sure to avoid the couchlock potential with too heavy of an Indica strain.

The best advice to offer is the simple reminder to pay attention.  Knowing how you will personally respond to certain types of the sacred herb can mean the difference between a weekend to remember and one you’d much rather forget.  If you feel that your pay off in the workplace is not satisfactory enough, this may not be your fault.  If you are having doubts on the quality of your work, look instead to the content–Maybe it is your passions that have changed, not your productivity.

On the home front, stoner Aquarius, remember that you cannot help others unless you yourself are feeling fresh and ready to rock.  Your friends and loved ones will follow you to the ends of the earth, but they may be waiting for you to lead the way.  Load up a bowl and get ready to have a ball.  Those closest to you are going to be more than glad to help you out with that freshly packed bowl.  Allow the herbal remedies to bring you all closer together; the shared experience of passing a pipe can be one of the best starting points for better understanding.