Aquarius

The Stoner Aquarius is a blessed soul. Look for this water bearer to be leading the cannabis leagalization rally.

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AQUARIUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Aquarius, you may want to feel overwhelmed with all the dynamic changes that will be swirling around you this month. But, stay calm, have the pipe handy, and remember that all these changes will be for your benefit. Regardless of what your plans are, it will be important to have a plan. As long as you are prepared, the unexpected will have much less of an impact. You are more than able to steer events and shape them to your likings, as long as you are able to see through the smoke.

If you are looking to explore new openings in the workplace, do not be too hasty. Although some say that the herb is greener on the other side, do not be too quick to leave your current employment situation, especially if you cannot identify any particular grievance. Now, if you want to investigate other facets that may improve your financial well being, go for it. However, it will be important to strike a balance between pursuing something new and maintaining that which sustains you. This will require some meditation with the sacred herb in the beginning stage of the month. Relax and allow yourself a little time for the brain to be a bit hazy. We’re not talking dazed and confused status, but, if you roll one up and burn one down, when the smoke clears you will have better perspective on how to proceed.

While you might experience many novel experiences in the spiritual or work spheres stoner Aquarius, your home life will be your safe space. Whether you are flying solo, or partnered with a special someone, those around you will demand very little from you. This means you can invest your energies specifically where you want to. Without much being required of you, you will be more ready to help others when you can. Whether it’s being a helping hand, open ear, or simply packing a bowl big enough for two, you will only be a blessing to those fortunate enough to know you.

Aquarius March 2017

Stoner Aquarius, this March, even if things do not go to plan, remember to keep calm and smoke on.  While there will likely be a few bumps along your travels, find confidence in the fact that ultimately you will reach your final destination.  Any missteps can be easily corrected, and you will lose no time in accomplishing the tasks that you set out to achieve.  While some of your goals may be lofty, remember that it is okay to have ‘high’ aspirations.  As long as you are able to keep to a slow burn, you will be sure to have the time to keep up your grind.

Not much will slip past your senses, Aquarius.  Your keen observing nature will be your best asset this March.  While others might be easily distracted, you will be able to keep your work and play separated.  Smoke only during the slow times, when you need to relax and recoup.  Otherwise, it will be best to put down the pipe when work needs to be done.  Your goals are more than accomplishable as long as you are able to keep a clear head when working towards them.  It will be a good idea to share your ideas with those you trust most.  But, don’t share your secrets.  This month it will be important to get feedback to help in the pursuit of your goals.  However, you know better than anyone how to achieve your goals so keeping criticism to a minimum will be your best bet.

This month, it is recommended that you keep an open and honest mind.  Those around you appreciate hearing your thoughts, so there will be no need to fib or fabricate what exactly your ideas are.  Keep the peace pipe handy and be ready to share when you notice someone close who may need the extra pick-me-up.  However, when it comes to receiving news, especially if it’s not such great news, try to keep a clear mind.  Handle your business first and you will have plenty of time to unwind with some good friends and great bud.

 

Aquarius February 2017

For the month of February, stoner Aquarius, it will ultimately be your decision whether or not to follow the advice that comes your way.  But, when faced with the choice of following your brain or your heart, go with the latter.  While those around you are invaluable when it comes to wanting to help, only you know the true extent of your goals and the paths that you must follow to achieve them.  With this being said, it is recommended that you stick to the sacred Sativas when you do find yourself sharing and caring a fresh green bowl amongst friends.  The creative energies that are promoted by this particular variety of our favorite plant will give you the focus needed to sift through all the incoming ideas.  Although you might find yourself being given unwarranted recommendations from your inner circle, this will be the best format to help foster and grow your most promising aspirations.  

Aquarius, while you might like to keep your herb loud, do not let the words coming from around you fall on deaf ears.  Sometimes, it is best recommended to stick with what works.  Although it is never a bad idea to implement a new, more efficient approach, sometimes it is better to proceed with methods that are tried and true.  Be careful to not share your stash or your secrets with coworkers that perhaps will not repay the kindness.  Their intentions may be wishing you the best, however, the outcomes of their recommendations may not result in benefiting your best interests.

Stick to the script, Aquarius.  Your home life will experience a time of prosperity as long as you don’t go seeking conflict.  In fact, those of the Aquarius sign that do not yet have a partner should find themselves with a potential new smoking buddy.  Whether your relationship with your best bud is more recent, or second generation, be sure to keep it light.  Don’t rush into revealing too much, too quickly.  Sometimes part of the magic is in the mystery.  

Aquarius January 2017

Stoner Aquarius, the new year brings with it all of the promise and potentials of a fresh start.  Whether your goal is a new job, getting that promotion or even as simple as expanding your glass collection there is nothing that you can’t accomplish.  It will be important, however, that you invest the time figuring out and planning what exactly it is you want to accomplish.  There will be no task too big or small for you as long as you give a good thought on how to approach the matter.  As busy as you will be, it is important you remember to take the time to unwind and recharge the batteries.  So don’t feel guilty when you make the time to enjoy a fresh bowl of that ever-so-sacred herb.  You will only be able to work so hard if you are rested and able to focus on the next goal.

Don’t fret if you aren’t able to get everything done on your to-do list at one time.  What matters most is the quality of your accomplishments, not the quantity of them.  If you don’t give your all to each project then you are wasting your time and that of your coworkers.  And again, if you need to motivate yourself by remembering that kind bud you just got that is home waiting for you after work.  Although it may not always be the easiest do your best to play nice with others.  Whether it’s your peers at work or family members, you will all get more done if you are able to first get along.

We would not expect roses to grow if you plant pumpkin seeds.  Just like it would be difficult to harvest kindness from anger or bad vibes.  Your energies will affect those around you, for better or for worse.  So some simple advice starting the new year; share the kind bud and the kindness, let others have their bad days while you enjoy every moment.

Aquarius December 2016

Stoner Aquarius, you could not ask for a better aura with which to end the 2016 year as you continue to roll into the next.  Even the tough times you are able to look back on with nostalgia–and the good times are remembered even more vividly.  The best course of action will be for you to continue to work hard and smoke tough.  Although the year (especially the second half) has been mostly kind to you, it is important to stay diligent.  You have come to learn a lot about yourself Aquarius:  What strains you like best, whether you prefer a bubbler to a water pipe, joints over blunts.  Use this self-knowledge to keep the energies moving forward and the batteries charged.

There will be no need to rush toward the new year Aquarius.  If needed, be sure to take the time to stop and smoke the flowers.  There are big happenings headed your way.  But it will be good for you to read all of the fine print that comes with these fortunate events.  As much as possible, be certain of your next steps before taking them.  The farther down the path, you are able to see the better you will be equipped to address any obstacles.

Know that whatever journey you may find yourself on is the one that was meant to be.  Perhaps you are lucky enough to have a fellow, special smoker along for the adventure.  Avoid chasing greener pastures, Aquarius.  If life on the home front brings you comfort and confidence, be wary of opportunities that seem too good to be true–they may be there to lead you into the thicket.  Take care of you and yours first, and everything else will fall into line.  

Aquarius November 2016

Super smoker Aquarius, during the November month of 2016, you will have an air about you that people will notice.  And we’re not just talking about the lingering aroma of the herb that you may get to enjoy.  The case may be, however, that you are not seeing yourself in the same positive light that others observe you in.  At times, when end results seem questionable you might want to slow it up a bit and take the easy road.  Don’t do it Aquarius–just keep it calm and grab the bong.  As long as you know in which direction you’re headed you will get to your final destination, regardless of the bumps or roadblocks you encounter.

To use an ultimate cliche, Aquarius, ‘what goes around is sure to come back around’.  We can hope that perhaps what is returned to us is sticky, green, and smokeable.  The best way to increase the odds of an herbal return is to keep your karma as positive as possible.  This may mean that you may have to be the one that has to avoid conflict and confrontations.  You will have the ability to avoid the drama with coworkers or family members.  But, you will have to be the one to make the effort.

If you are unsure of what new goals or conquests you want to pursue, then you may experience a lot of time where you, “hurry up and wait”.  This will be okay as long as you are making some kind of decisions towards what progress you want to accomplish.  Even if this progress is internal.  You always know someone who is closest to you who is willing share a bowl and take a mind-expanding adventure.  

Aquarius October 2016

Aquarius, you must have done well in accumulating some excellent Karma in recent months. This will be especially important heading into the Fall and Winter as there will be less sun on your back to keep energies high.  So, having a little extra reserve to go around will be great indeed.  It will be important to balance the highs with the lows; aka, it will be good if you are able to the keep the herb and the handy work separate.  This will allow you to make the most of your investments.  Whether it be work or play, the goal is to go for it big.  

If all else fails, trust yourself stoner Aquarius.  You know what it is that you wish to accomplish.  When those around you seek to impede your efforts, don’t strain yourself to fight them on it.  Those who wish to pursue negative actions are going to do so, regardless of your actions.  Keep calm, and toke on.  And then get back to handling your own business.  I think it was once said, “haters are going to hate,” so do your best to keep it all love.  Sometimes sharing is caring, but just be careful with what others are trying to share with you.

On the home front, you may have to be a little bit more thoughtful.  Depending on how the sacred herb affects you, may mean smoking more or picking up the pipe a little less.  If things are feeling a little shaky, don’t rush into making hasty decisions.  However, if you are able to meditate on the matters and still come to the same conclusion then proceed with what needs to be done.  Aquarius, you are the grower of your own spiritual garden, just be sure to do your best to flourish.

Aquarius September 2016

During the beginning of the fall season, stoner Aquarius, you will have the potential to lift yourself higher.  You may already know what it is you want to accomplish, but it will be up to you tip the scales.  If a goal is seeming out of reach, you may simply need to reposition the angle of your approach, not your goal.  You know what it is that you wish to achieve, so don’t settle.  When you run into a fork in the road on your journey toward success, this will be the time to settle down and have a bowl and weigh your options.  It is not a matter of choosing the ‘right’ path, you already know what it is you want Aquarius.  This pause will not necessarily help you choose your path, but rather it will give you the time to prepare yourself for what will come next.

In the workplace, trust yourself and your peers.  You are all working towards the same ends and it will be best to maintain your confident attitude.  Not necessarily at work, but if you run into conflicts amongst your coworkers it may be helpful to share some peace and the pipe.  If you are able to meet on common ground, perhaps over a bowl of freshly ground green, everyone involved will be able to find something they have to share.  Keeping the balance will ensure all parties are in sync and flowing in the same direction.

It will be important that you don’t sacrifice your desires in order to maintain the status quo.  Your passions are your own, even if you share this love with a significant other.  If at first, you do not succeed in the sphere of romance, don’t fret.  But, also do not force the issue.  Light one up with your lover and see if there is still a spark.  You will either rediscover the fire you two share or find that it may be time to find a new smoking partner.

Aquarius August 2016

Keep rollin’ Aquarius.  Keep rolling up your down time one joint at a time.  Because you will not encounter any drastic obstacles or setbacks this month, it will be important to give additional attention to the little things–otherwise the small can become big before we know it.  When you are not problem-solving or reaching those goals, don’t forget to relax.  The calming properties of that peace-producing plant can help to keep you fresh and ready for getting work done and ready for what adventures might be calling.

 Sometimes stoner Aquarius, it may take longer to see the growth of the seeds we plant today.  Bout, don’t be discouraged.  Although getting your projects to bloom into completion may not come as soon as you thought, the time for harvest will come.  If you experience delays it only means that you have more time to cultivate and prune your efforts.  You will be able to see when one approach is not working and if needed, be able to figure out how to refocus on the problem from a new angle.

Whatever the zodiac sign of your partner or closest partner in chronic may be, you will both do well by slowing the pace during the final months of the summer sun.  It can be as simple as packing up the pipe, ‘hitting’ the local trails, and enjoying the local greenery around you.  If you both are able to remember to travel light you will be able to make it even further in your travels.  Good cannabis and great conversation–it can be a wonderful recipe for having a smokin’ summer.

Aquarius July 2016

While the month may not unfold in the precise ways you have planned, stoner Aquarius, your days will still be filled with plenty of excitement.  You may feel that you are left to your own devices and that the universe is overlooking you.  But, you will be able to accomplish and overcome any of the problems that pop up.  You may have to reach out to your smoking buddies to get the help you need in order to burn through these issues.  And, know that they will be more than glad to help you finish that bowl.  Once you all have tackled your toking duties, let the conversation flow.  Even if it feels like you are being isolated, you are not alone.  Use the wisdom offered by your partners in chronic and you will be amazed at how simple the solution turns out to be.

In past months you may have felt that you weren’t accomplishing your tasks at work with full force.  Aquarius, you will be able to see things through at 100% as long as you are willing to ask for assistance.  Don’t let your pride be the reason why you do not meet with full success.  You may be surprised by your peers, both with their competence in the workplace and their competence when it comes to cannabis.  Using the buddy system when doing work will leave all parties involved more energies to enjoy that beautiful bud off the clock.  The best advice in order to keep grinding at work is to keep the herb ground and ready to roll at home.

Although you may feel that you are supposed to go at it alone, pay attention to what’s going on with those around you.  Just like the workplace, relationships at home can be easily overlooked if we do not listen to what’s happening to others.  But, if we are willing to invest the time to help others, you will see all the payoffs.  Each person will be able to have the others’ back, and then you will just have to figure out who’s bringing the green.